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You spelt cringe wrong.
Go back to tumblr faggots this is /b/
>>706611833
This is disgusting
I feel like i'm in the twilight zone is there a joke that Im missing?
>>706611141
fuck off nxxger
these newfags are total attention whxres i swear
>>706611912
>5'4"
>140lbs
Well that explains why they think they're fat.
They are.
Even as a male 140lbs is entirely unacceptable at 5'4". 5'7" 140lbs would be acceptable for a well defined muscular manlet.
Mine this thread is making me cringe more than any other thread I have ever seen.
>>706611141
whats that infographic on, how to be a cuck?
>>706611751
I remember I had to hang these up years ago in college. I graffitied them to hell and back
>>706612469
jesus ive been doing it wrong all these years after all
my kid is fucked
>>706611833
>people believe this shit
>>706612233
Just op being a faggot. If that's a joke it stopped being funny years ago
>>706611195
They might have a chance of having people accept their fantasy pronouns if they didn't make them sound like some scifi shit and they were actually easy to confidently sound out.
>>706612469
I see nothing wrong here. Got to toughen up the little nigglets right or they'll turn out to be pussies.
>>706613376
>still the white man's fault
>>706611522
You've got to be fucking kidding.
>>706611141
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days-fed-Viagra.html
>>706613907
kek
>>706611141
Cringefographic?
>>706611751
>>706611522
>>706611482
>>706611314
>>706611195
>>706611141
Is this a raid?
Or a fag parade?
>>706613907
>Girls who won't call you a 'girl' and abuse your anus
Why are they so hard to find?
>>706611522
I once bought a girl I met online some stupid shirt off Etsy so she'd send me nudes.
>>706614090
Must be tumbler raid, you know what to do
>>706612518
lol what a faggot
>>706614307
>>706614090
both
>>706612438
as he turns something into a issue of race. Fucking niggers are so full of themselves. GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE YOU MONKEY!
>>706612535
According to BMI 5'4" is a normal and healthy weight for a 5'4" female.
Go outside.
All these liberal charts makes me sick.
I closed my facebook account 5 years ago, stopped reading the newspaper and watching news on tv, then my life improved a lot, I spend my days working, reading books and browsing the chon for my daily dose of memes.
>>706614406
>>706612518
Oh this made me giggle
>>706612870
fat is ugly.
>>706612518
The rainbow is just influencing society. Soon the human race will be gone because guy's will fuck themselves out of existence.
>>706614458
So a woman is supposed to wake up in the morning, put that big thing in her pussy, and wear it around up inside her until she goes to bed, even when she's got blood gushing out during her period?
How empowering.
>>706614090
You know damn well that this board can self inflict worse than any outside source can,
>>706614090
My father took me to a campus,
To join the fag parade!
>>706613843
KEK
>>706611141
>>706614458
>hornyy
>>706613416
dindu nuffin
>>706612518
that kid is like 6 not 3
>>706613416
That's made up but still better than American tribes; they loot for two days and proclaim his innocence.
>>706614570
The media has an agenda, 4chan is pure chaos. Through the chaos, we find balance.
>>706611141
fuck you i like these threads
>>706613212
>>706613280
>>706613327
I came here to post these. Fuck off, I need those (You)'s
>>706613212
>>706613280
>>706613327
What the fuck is the source of this shit?
>>706611141
you goddamn nigger
>>706615407
kek
>>706615937
Wow, that's a whole fucking army of strawmen.
>>706611912
It's called culture, bitches. Do you shave you armpits, legs, arms? Do you consider yourself a real women if you do? In these times REAL women are expected to be thin and fit, as guys are expected to be protectors and providers. These are the times we live in. Accept it.
>>706611522
Let's peel away that gilding...
>>706612014
>>706616610
Single women who fuck a lot of guys and birth multiple kids don't have great careers. Who would have thought?
>>706613573
> a dutch oven isnt funny
the cooking pot?
>>706611833
Most people regain the weight they lose because they don't stick to their diet regime.
I'm lucky as i have an amazing metabolism, but if you don't then you have to work to be healthy.
>>706616610
Sources please.
>>706616610
>affordable
>high quality
These two words don't go together.
>>706617017
When is the last time you ever heard a joke about a dutch oven?
They are NEVER funny
>>706611141
>girls who dont think men can be victims of abuse/rape
So all women? Good thing im gay.
Also how do you pronounce the gender neutral pronouns since trudeau is fucking my country on those too.
>>706611315
Damn! I jack it all the time. Doesn't matter what it is, G/fur, Futa, Guys edging till orgasm, animals getting off, cafes sucking a guys dick, pretty much anyting that turns me on and I have not died... now I'm horny. time to go.
>>706616160
i got (You)
>>706611195
They is reasonable, they is a reasonable use especially for closetfags and people who dont wanna self-out
>>706612938
Rape jokes are funny. That's how you know it isn't a major issue.
>>706614458
>How to turn a rape into a murder in less than 10 seconds
>>706611314
Someone post an edit where the big lettered patriarchy and feminism are swapped desu
>>706613376
Every single one of those is less than 1%of the worlds population.
>>706617308
like what i dont know what happening
>>706611141
Is it bad that I checked for everything on boys to avoid? Lmao feminism is cancer.
itt we sexually objectify women
10/10 best ylyl
>>706611751
What do you mean don't worry about it? I bought that bitch a drank. I don't play that game.
>dudes night out
>>706613573
the only ones i disagree wit are 4, 5, 7, 8 10 and 14.
The rest are actually common sense and it surprises me how few people don't know them.
>>706611482
Do these idiots seriously think beauty is an assessment of character?
>>706612243
Im sexyally fluid. Its like bisexual but more special cuz i might switch back to being straight while recieving anal then report my partner for gay raping me when I didnt want it. Or ill switch to gay with a girl and we'll go SHAWPING
>>706611482
>some people can't control their weight
kek
>inb4 "he's not tall enough for me"
>>706611314
>Patriarchy asserts than men aren't capable of doing what I tell them
>Feminism asserts that men CAN do what I tell them
The human race isn't ending because of gays. Its because women refuse to go out with dude that dont look hot, no sperging intended. Their bitchy mom make their expectations so high they'll only fuck the closest thing they can get. Aka chads, niggers, etc. AMD when that doesn't work out because they friendzone most prime guys. (Guys with jobs, guys that can afford homes, guys with self bought care that were taught by their non cunry moms how to survive and taught by their Dads how to be men) and when they rape her or they hear about their friends getting raped they go ballistic and start blaming men and become uber sensitive to everything involving men. Modern feminism is killing humanity.
>>706611315
I lost so damn hard. I didn't read the filename till the end
>>706615937
suppose I'm the GamerGater. Them whores just like to tease
>>706612518
>to the lady at the bus stop
>we arent friends
>you cant see my exceptionally confident and strong female post
>you are wrong tho lol
>next time I see you im gonna show you all my likes
>then we'll see whos laughing
>>706616610
There already is equal pay for equal work. Women with kids work less, so they get paid less.
It's called equality.
>>706617017
Fart under the blanket and throw the sheet above your head
>>706613691
>9gag watermark
>>706612870
Ted talks have gone down hill..
Next they'll put trudeau on to just stand there with his shirt off
>>706612677
(((vice)))
currently derailing two fur fag threads plz help
>>706616864
>>706618671
>>706615937
>the cartoon critic
Ass covered
>>706613212
>>706613280
>>706613327
What is kerning?
Fucking faties, to them everything is close to gether.
This is unreadable to me
what the fuck is going on here
>>706613376
Yeah but somebody called me fat while manspreading. Those women dont know true hardship
>>706619500
(((Tumblr)))
>>706619227
To be fair, that's at a TedX talk, which is not organized by Ted, but by independent organizers. Pretty much all TedX talks tend to be trash because they're organized by those with a political agenda.
>>706612677
>vice
>>706611751
It still bothers me that theyre trying to completely eradicate the human past time of getting shit faced and fucking all night. How fucking awful do you have to be to destroy fun like that and still think youre a good person?
>>706611195
Easier without any of those.
>>706611833
Ive been looking at this kind of shit for years and it still bothers me. Why the fuck would people think overweight means obese? Overweight just means youre a big guy. Its like the equivalent of chubby.
>>706619285
>>706619879
Written by Gavin McInnes, who left vice in 2007, way before it became shit.
Get your facts straight
Landwhales off the starboard bow! Man the harpoons!
>>706611482
>she has acne
Acne cream
>she has crooked teeth
Braces
>Her nose is big
Plastic surgery
>Her hair is frizzy
Use a straightener
>She wears glasses
Contacts
>She's fat
Stop eating 20 twinkies a day
lets not let this thread be a filthy waste
This thread is further proof of why tumblr is full of absolute fail. It's the worst bait imaginable. -yawn. Just for this I'm gonna key the car to the genderfluid faggot in the apartment downstairs. I hope he/she/xur/invaderzim likes the words "kill yourself faggot" carved into the hood in 18 inch letters, because that's what they're getting. Way to go, fat chicks. You're now responsible for someone's property getting fucked. Hope it was worth it.
>>706620530
pics or it didn't happen, faggot
>>706614211
haaaahaha
>>706611522
look at that kid with their fucking rainbow hair
>>706612677
some of the stuff they say in here is legit bad advice. like the "what the fuck are we guna do about the cats" text message. pure cringe
>>706613843
you're doing god's work
>>706611195
>he
>she
>they
Doesn't that cover everything?
>>706620530
>i blame others for my actions
It sure is society's you're mentally retarded and not the fact your mom didnt drink enough bleach
>>706620624
I've never been in a fight, but this is a bit enlightening
>>706621519
>>706614570
i like her
>>706612518
i honestly bet she makes her son lick her or will start doing sexual stuff with him
>>706613573
It amazes me how they can be so on point and so off pointy at the same time. Theres close to no grey area there. The statements are either really good or retarded.
>>706614570
Damn, if she wasn't a bitch, that would be me. I've had never had any interest in social media, I don't want t.v. or movies, I spend all my time online looking up any interest at the time. NEET and proud of it.
>>706613829
No true scottsman as fuck, but if I'm totally willing to overlook it if this leads to internal policing & calling out the overt sexism within feminism.
>>706611482
Oh hahahahah sneaking in the fat argument again. Yeah nice
>>706621936
HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
>>706621741
>It sure is society's you're mentally
Did your mom not drink enough bleach either?
>>706612469
10/10
>>706617622
this
>>706611141
Is this a cringe thread?
>>706613573
>the job of a stay-at-home mom is equally as hard as yours.
Eh... how about, "stay-at-home moms deserve respect for doing their job well, just as you deserve for doing yours well." Because that's more in line with reality.
I'm not even a construction worker or crab fisherman; I'm in IT. But my job is regularly 10 hours a day, and when we're launching a new webstore for a client it becomes a 24-hours a day job for almost a week. Making dinner takes time and planning, and vacuuming is a chore, but it's not sleep-at-the-office-for-a-week hard. It's just not.
>>706613573
>Sexting is a federal offense
Yea... you'll get tried as an adult for possession of child pornography of yourself.
>>706614458
You know im sure a lot of these rape problems would be solved if women and men would just fight back with some sort of real self defense.
>>706614965
>runs marathons
>>706614965
>she runs marathons
Laughed my ass off. I want to see ONE morbidly obese person pull off a marathon,and then give me a snapshot of what they looked like before training and after the marathon. I only topped out at ten miles at my best last year and I lost so much weight that i had to stop to start pounding down big macs and protein powder.
I cant even imagine how difficult it would be to run with all the weight.
>>706613151
>produce the kind of pain similar to the monthly visitor
my sides
Kill yourself, OP
>>706620419
theres nothing wrong with frizzy hair fag
>>706611522
Corrected.
>>706613573
>when you ask a girl, "is something wrong?" and she says, "no" she's lying.
Then how is a girl supposed to say nothings wrong? I love the logic in all of these posts, it makes me laugh so hard.
>>706612677
From the same news company that made a 30 minute documentary on a guy that likes to get stepped on and pissed on and called him a myth, a legend and a cryptid.
>>>706611522
>"corrected"
>more like fucked up beyond compare kiddo
>>706613843
>>706613907
my sides
>>706611522
/pol/ taught me to hate the jews
>>706615190
Omg in what third world backwards arse shithole is this??
And the rest of this cancer for that matter. All US right?
>>706613212
>diet and exercise have absolutely no effect on health
>>706613691
What the fuck is a "homocide"?
>>706616752
>not a shota
The artist had to go and fuck it up.
>>706614119
>politicians think women can't get pregnant from rape
but- I- I don't even know what to say about this
>>706623391
cringe
>>706614090
it's irony in it's best and purest form you faggot
>>706624109
Why so?
>>706611141
>nigger
>>706614965
No, no she doesn't run marathons. Morbidly obese people aren't even able to jog for 3 consistent minutes
>>706621368
He reminds me of that dancing gay boy at the pride parade that fucked everyone up for a awhile. Especially when that old fat guy tried grinding on the little bastard. Poor kid.
>>706623676
SPITMAN
>>706618560
>they'll only fuck the closest thing they can get
you're right. They want the best of the best, but have absolutely no social skills or wit, because all they have is their looks. So often they'll fuck relative, an ex, or their ex's best friend when they get desperate
>>706621936
9/11 ameritards will actually fall for this
>>706611141
the cringe is strong in this thread
>>706611141
What the fuck is that faggot bullshit OP image
no is not a question
>>706611141
What the fuck is this shit?
Some of it is meh, sure, okat w/e. The rest is trash.
>>706614570
How do you convince yourself the world is not how the media portays?
>>706624025
are you autistic or some shit its murder dumbfuck
>>706612518
>>706611314
>>706621519
Why do you even need that know?
>>706624109
>not liking a true image thats been around for ages
Just because something evokes feelings because it means something doesnt mean its cringe. Grow up.
>>706611482
I think Tumblr may have the lowest average IQ among their visitors. Like it's one of those "dark holes" of the internet.
>>706613389
Tried this a few times, shit was so cash but I eventually moved onto women.
>>706624093
what a fag
>>706612989
doing God's work.
This one's really useful
>>706611912
> implies it should be fucking normal for 3-6 year olds to be fucking fat
oh my..
>>706611833
This applies until a fat guy approaches a skinny girl, then he's a creeper and is deserving of her ridicule. Double standards at its most diabolical.
I think you guys just got rused.
>>706612870
I don't actually disagree with this. Obviously I'm not attracted to landwhales but I don't see the problem with being overweight if that's what you want to be. Not my life, just don't shove your bullshit down my throat :^)
>>706625388
Right? The original was a boy. Gotta stay true to the content. Its like making a movie in africa and making everyone asian and white.
>>706611141
>>706611195
Fuck you and your tumblr shit.
>>706612518
fucking white trash.
>>706614090
Fuck Buzzfeed is here!!
>>706625418
Oh god I remember being in the thread when that was made
>>706625625
nobody asked what you think, double fag
nigger
https://discord.gg/YKsSp88
https://discord.gg/YKsSp88
https://discord.gg/YKsSp88
I want 4chan to be shut down at this point, this is just degrading.
>>706612870
fat ugly fuck
bet my left testicle this shit was made by a self-enlightened middle schooler or some cunt that wandered off fucking tumblr.
fuck, don't be a dick and don't be a cunt.
>>706613573
gay shit.
also I broke up with a girl in an email.
see, I knew all the tricks!
>>706623391
>>706616752
>rainbow party
Hi Oprah, what are you doing on 4chan?
>>706625512
Fat Neckbeard Spotted.
Probably wears a Fedora.
>>706611522
>>706614458
I am pretty sure a pepper spray would work better instead of having a nignog above me punching my face for trapping him.
>>706623079
>I cant even imagine how difficult it would be to run with all the weight.
It's not even the weight, since they are lazy, they don't even have leg muscles, or any muscles for that matter.
>>706612518
All she needs is a daughter. I would put a baby in her.
>>706617949
hnnnggg
>>706625304
Tumblr and 4chan have been a dichotomy thats been at odds for a while because theyre both shitholes. Two sides of the same coin.
Anons on 4chan are thinkers, so theyre emotionally autistic, and users on tumblr are feelers, so theyre logically retarded. Thinkers prefer chaos to be able to think whatever they wish, no matter how anyone feels about it (plus bantz are great). Feelers prefer order because it allows them to feel safe enough to express their feelings and opinions. Tumblr will last longer because feelers are easier to manipulate to make money, so they get the backing from the public and its rich opportunists. 4chan on the other hand is either going to become monetized or wiped out because they dont like hivemind thinking garbage (and its no wonder that as time has gone on and more new users show up that its become more hivemind like) and most people here prefer the chaos and freedom, so it doesnt look so good.
>>706612518
>snow white
Literally the shittiest of all the disney princess this bitch is fucking retarded.
>mulan is obvs top tier
>>706626062
And the SJW resorts to insults and assumptions. If it wren't illegal, I'd kill all of you with a meat cleaver.
>>706615190
>fight for dehumanization of humans cuz they are in a different part of their lifecycle.
>>706621846
there is also a youtube channel with nice tips, but...
1) the more you punch shit, the stronger your bones will be. you are at a disadvantage.
2) he knows how to knock someone out, you don't. he has experience.
Just carry pepper mate.
It ain't much.
>>706611141
>>706611195
>>706611314
>>706611522
I've seen this exact thread a few weeks ago or something. Go home, Tumblrina, you have no power here.
>>706625765
Ill say whatever i feel like saying, doublenigger
>>706626062
Cuck detected
>>706612673
Relationships are almost entirely comprised of men sorting out women's mental issues, men will never respect women if they continue to ignore the mountainous amounts of privileges that they enjoy as a sole result of Men busting their fucking asses to make their life nice for the women they love.
>>706621936
protip: if you grab the pistol's top (semi auto, not a revolver obv) with all your might, you can cause it to misfire.
I mean its better than not trying.
not trolling btw. look it up.
What a beautiful thread, time to fap.
>>706612677
"fun guy phase 2" sounds like someone on /r9k/'s vision of getting women
>>706626394
they'll just say that you're projecting with your small dick if you do that
>>706626613
i lost my vacuum-fu.
can you lend me yours?
>>706626542
that doesnt make you less fag, faggot.
>>706622733
You clearly haven't raised any children. Not sleeping for a week? That's nothing, try 6 months.
>>706626409
Man. I make sure not to take advantage of other peoples sympathies, but they make it really hard when shit like this happens.
>>706613389
Can confirm. Best when jalapeno is a little past ripe.
>>706626062
I wonder if you like to masterbate while watching your wife/girl get fucked by another guy
>>706626519
exactly, dafuq does she think she's accomplishing?
"oh look a picture on the internet, my life is changed forever"
>>706626590
I guess its worth getting slide bitten.
>>706626745
....and then she went on to be raped by Kilgrave and fuck a black guy.
>>706626716
doesnt make you less nig either, nigger
>>706613701
You try that, dickhead....
>>706622825
Right? Maybe if women and men had some kinda...equalizer, so that even tiny men and women could defend themselves against larger would-be rapists. Maybe in our lifetime, eh bud?
>>706626806
Its a long story.
Yesterday a guy posted it, but he was shit at censoring.
So a 12 year old edgelord that knew this "thing" doxed the guy.
Well all that happened is people now will repost saggytits.jpeg. Good job.
>>706611522
...and all of those sites together couldn't teach you how to make eye contact with someone or have actual, meaningful interaction with another human being in real life. This is why the "generation that was raised online" is the most socially retarded, attention deficient, hopelessly shallow group of human beings ever to walk the Earth, because they value Facebook likes more than actual faces, think it's possible to "date" someone they've never met in person, and define their personal worth by how many fucking views their posts get.
Your addiction to instant digital feedback isn't a virtue, it's a liability. Stop bragging about how efficient you are at being self-absorbed and how desperately dependent you are on the internet, as if you can't conceive how the entire history of humanity up until 10 years ago could have ever survived without the ability to leave a mean comment on a Youtube video while taking a shit.
Fucking millennials, go walk into traffic while taking a selfie and make the world a better place.
>>706614494
>>706626745
If i were her, Id go through ALL of that guys eggs and hair gel just for thinking id be willing to watch that shit.
>>706626909
Nah, watch a vid about it.
I know, I know, Youtube science, but it really works.
And yeah, I would rather get "slide bitten" instead of getting a plus hole on my head, thank you.
>>706627051
welp, honestly baby boomers are also cancer.
it's all tumbling down, son. ;_;
>>706627086
MechWarrior.
>>706625362
Fucking kek underrated post
>>706626394
>>706627086
>There's a Slim Shady in all of us
>>706626062
But he's right, faggot.
>>706627038
I dont suppose that sort of thing would involve the controlled detonation of an explosion to force a projectile to move at high speed, would it? If only some inventor could manage to pull something like that off.
