Waifu claiming thread – Halloween Edition
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>706606335
It's still much better.
>>706606723
And?
>>706606778
>>706606095
1.5
>>706606108
Uh... I mean like, academic nerds. I'm more of a computer nerd :^]
>>706606134
I'm gonna hang with my kouhai during Halloween, they're gonna be safe in my hands ^^
>>706606803
I'm an oldfag?
>>706606544
You're either a newfag or an oldfag. But keep on dreaming, newfag.
Someone else make a thread plz
OP can't obey his own rules
I dindu nuffin
>>706606134(Mavis)
Get hype
>>706606095(Mizore)
2.3? Fuck if I know
>>706606943
You're the same person as Mai and Chen
>>706607004
Mavis is a nigger
>>706606803
Yuuko should be in there instead of me
>>706606086(Noire)
What time do you get up though? Is that from like 8am sort of a deal?
>I want a lollipop right now for some reason, give me one :(
>>706606108(Reuben)
I didn't even enjoy playing it with friends. It's not an enjoyable game to me
>completely legally obtained
I think you missed the point, but yes. You should check out gameplay because it does take over an hour to install
>>706606315(??)
Good thing I'm new then. How are you?
>>706606572(Hatsune)
I don't really judge anyone on their pick. Since it kind of goes both ways.
What do you like the most about Hatsune?
Why am I still getting hate?
(ǝɹǝɥ ʇxǝʇ ɯᴉɐlɔ ʎuunɟ ʇɹǝsuI)
ITT: NEWFags that don't visit the thread say that oldfags are gone
>>706606723
>Still believing online relationships are worthwhile
Keep being delusional, Anon.
>>706607192
This
>>706607060
Nope!
>>706606924
Incorrect! But close.
My GPA at the end if highschool is 1.6.
>I think like 1.64 or 1.65
>>706607192
ITT Bitchy faggots like you.
>>706607174
Because you're a nigger like Chen. <3
>>706607108
can I be in you instead?
still here
>>706607108
Go take care of people on internet feelings
>>706606803
heh
>>706607192
T H I S
>>706607174
i love u bby o:
wanna erp?
>>706607063
nah thats a meme
>>706607375
Reminds me of Chen.
>>706606397
Saw right through your plans
>>706606924
So, a nerd? :^)
>>706607171
Well, I am coming back from an almost 6month break, so I guess that also helps
>I totally missed the point and I'm ashamed
1 hour to install? How so?
>>706607264
>almost lewd
>>706607174
Sacho :O
>>706607344
Hey what's up?
>>706607291
Why would you ever want that?
>>706607359
>Go take care of people on internet feelings
Then I'll do that.
And you'll be sorry for telling me to leave.
>>706607264
Kek, so I was pretty close. :^]
>>706607543
I suppose.
Chen is a sociopath.
カラミチーマス
>>706607553
The ceiling
>>706606779
That did hold me back for a while, but I love the few details of her personality that are revealed and I also enjoy being able to fill in the gaps myself.
>>706607171
Her sweet voice. It's enchanting and gives me bittersweet feelings. I want to hug her, tickle her, love her and listen to how she reacts.
>>706607656
Citation needed*
>>706607565
I won't. Leave already.
You've hurt me enough
>>706607665
>the thread is in chaos! now's my time to be a faggot
I hate Yas, Rivens and Vaynes ;-;
on my team
>>706607656
Chen is a cool guy.
>>706607764
Do you still love him?
>>706607470
neat
I hate Chen, Mai and Mi Liu
On my thread
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>706606803
>Shiki
Yes.
>Vigil
You sure it's really Vigil?
>Ruri
Yes.
>Chen
Yes.
>The rest
I didn't know any of them was an oldfag from December, most likely because no one gives a single fuck about being one apart from the elitists, the trolls, and you.
And you just keep focusing on ERP, great, the originality kills me.
>>706606948
Why should I dream when I just don't care, I didn't imply of being an oldfag neither I cared about being considered a newfag.
>>706607171
I wake up around 9am and I have work at 11am, but waking up at 8am is kinda usual since I just want to chill on the couch for some time before work.
>You can have one~
>>706606778
>>706606879
>>706606894
>>706606924
>>706607004
>>706607060
>>706607108
>>706607171
>
>>706606943
>>706606973
>>706607812
Godtier
>>706607174
Nice feet
>>706607764
i didnt realize u were so dedicated to ur waifu portugal...
>>706607938
The weak should fear the strong.
>>706607543
>They were almost right.
The book says ninja in/of love.
>lood
>>706607636
Pretty close yeah.
>>706608032
>ungraded
>>706607828
Not.
>>706607764
Hatsune Miku?
How original
>>706608221
whore
>>706608032
Literally who.
>>706608258
Yes.
>>706607939
>he fell for the elitist meme
You're making a fool out of yourself.
You don't know shit about community.
Get out.
Now.
>>706607280
am I more or less of a nigger than Chen?
>>706607434
yeah bb
>706607543
roodby :o
>>706607565
Why wouldn't I?
>>706608221
>desperate for (You)s
>>706607180
I'm bamboozled
>>706607543
No break is long enough for that game
>>706607565
Ruri, don't leave :(
>>706607764
Ah, I see you've given it some decent thought. Do you listen to much of her music?
>>706608032
Yay im godtier. HEY MOM! THIS RANDOM GUY HERE SAY'S MY WAIFU'S GODTIER! I FINALLY MADE IT!
>>706608032
You wanna fite???
>>706608312
Love you too.
>>706608465
If you hold a competition and don't grade a competitor, you're not a very good judge.
Chen is a NICE GUY. Meme of the week
Someone please set a word filter to auto-ban anyone who mentions Miku or Chen.
>>706608078
I didn't realize there was someone who loved Jesus Christ so much on the other side.
>>706608535
I'm not even familiar with her most popular songs, yet. But I've been listening to a lot of obscure rock albums with her and slowly expanding that.
I have also installed her and fooled around a little, but it's a rather complex synth.
>>706607939
>nobody cares about being one
>but im gonna reply to this post calling me a newfag xdddd
If you're not an oldfag, you're a newfag. End of story.
>>706608787
>Banned
>>706608739
I said he was cool.
>>706608850
what do u mean by other side?
>>706608850
Do you still love him?
Holy shit captcha now makes you make the captcha. Fuck off google.
these threads have the shittiest trolls haha
>>706607636
I'm sorry Eru, at least you're a cute nerd
>>706608221
What book are we talking about here?
>>706608535
What about 2 breaks?
>>706608915
Not trying to get into the discussion, but why can't thee be no middle ground?
>>706607553
nothing really
>>706609277
The book in
>>706607543
>Not taking in every detail of your waifu.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11366103
>>706609027
A place where spammers ally with furries to fight lolicons.
>>706609067
/thread
>>706609404
Look at that anon.
>>706609454
Do you love him?
>>706608446
Then it was just me misjudging the meaning of "elitists".
Apart from that, still, it will never be like back then, whether I know or not how it was.
>>706608915
Never asked you to do so. And as I said before, I'm okay with that. So end of the story from this side too.
>>706609454
sounds pretty crazy
i dont know if i could keep up
>>706609517
Is rigged
fuck ;-; i really wanted to make him hated!!! :o
>>706608850
Seasonal cuck
>>706608697
Doesn't love his waifu
>>706608668
Nigger
>>706608463
bby
>>706608089
attention seeking Faggot
>>706608078
literally who
>>706607939
gay erping newfag
>>706607828
underage b&
Have you heard of the Beatles, fucking millenial
>>706607665
Also seasonal cuck
>>706607636
Furry
>>706607565
Elitist
>>706607543
Newfag that pretends to be OG Ruby
>>706607344
*cums*
>>706607171
Another literally Who
>>706607060
Literally Who combo
>>706606973
Nice feet
>>706606894
Only non-fat Keion
>>706609454
Replies to himself to try to look good
>>706609067
Doesn't know about muh Edgedeath
>>706609064
Pics or it didnt happen
>>706609700
>Doesn't love his waifu.
Proof?
dont do it
>>706609700
I'm pretty sure a large majority of the population has heard of The Beatles. Not a millenial.
>>706609700
no
Homu x Chen 4ever.
Despite all the trolls I love my waifu
and my waifu waifu c:
>>706609702
It's not that intresting
>>706606778
>this is not /b/
... are you that fucking retarded?
>>706609700
Rin Tohsaka.
>>706609635
Anything is possible with enough lurking.
>>706609277
No
>>706609611
What are (You) up to now?
>>706609700
Hello. I've been here a couple months now.
>>706609937
Waifuless.
>>706609700
>bby
bby <3
>>706609910
and I love you :3
>>706609942
Chen is the most intresting subject/meme that happend to this thread in a while.
>I don't like it so is not intresting!!!
Enjoy your shitty circlejerk with the same "i'm cute no uu!! No u!!"/"post lewds" Over and over again.
>>706610053
You love him?
>>706610149
This. Most people here have no personality.
Rise all my soldiers, the Lich king is here
Gather your chars to set some fear
We're all level ones and we fight with our hands
See you in Bad Lands
>>706610053
i guess maybe so
how long u been on chan
>>706610149
I didn't say i didn't like it, and i definately didn't say i like "the same "i'm cute no uu!! No u!!"/"post lewds" Over and over again'.
Hey fags, heres a free DS1 code for xbox one or 360, enjoy.
>Hamakaze
>>706610055
Chilling, smoking a cig, trying to understand if the thread was really better during November/December.
>>706610236
this is your night, huh?
thats cool
>>706609854
You are 14
You are a millenial born in 2002
>>706609871
*sticks weiner in mouth*
>>706609787
You use mizore to erp
>>706610055
>a couple of months
>not new
Newfags sure are getting retarded
>>706610132
<3 wanna erp bby?
>>706610149
this familiar
>>706610053
Has a dirty butthole
Just like you and your waifu, heretic
>>706610344
Seasonal bote shit at console chioces
>>706610382
You deserve cancer, newfag
>>706610271
Sounds like a good dnd campaign.
I call ranger.
>>706610397
Is my entire day.
>>706610382
It was but you wouldn't know, newfag ;^)
>>706610255
I have enough. crippling depression to make up for it
>>706610472
always
Every time I come back there's trolls and shitposting, is that normal? ;-;
>>706610132
you're cute v_v
>>706610472
Ok
>>706609330
Well I'm about to make dinner I'm making turkey tacos actually are you hungry?
>>706610605
seems that way
>>706610271
Shut the fuck up, Galil! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah.
>>706610472
Wrong. Millennials were born in the 80's-ish.
>>706610382
It's a mystery. Plenty of people seem to think they were though. I never saw them at that time so I can't really judge
>>706610472
I didn't say I wasn't new, I said I had been here for a couple months. I can see how you might have thought that though.
You seem to be hostile, is there something wrong?
>>706610472
I don't erp. I just make very sexual jokes constantly. And post loods.
>Still love my waifu.
>>706610472
>>706609700
What about this fag?
is that u murder
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>706610710
Forgot image
>>706610275
I've been visiting randomly for three years but my activity raised a lot in the last one.
>>706610605
You're a shitposter, it's normal that every time you're here you're here.
>>706610484
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
I geniunely miss that clumsy cat. I miss his low quality pics. I miss his complex. I miss November.
>>706610472
>Random insults
I can do that too.
>>706610575
I've seen many changes during all the time I've been here, and I don't think it was much different than the March generation.
>>706610692
It's okay, I'm just living the day so seeing new/old things happening here isn't that interesting anymore.
>>706609383
I'm sorry, I never realized there was a book there ;w;
>>706610692
What about 3 breaks?
>>706610808
Are you confusing me for someone else, or what?
>>706610683
Your waifu is /mu/?
>>706610808
Only when I'm bored, but I enjoy seeing you and others :3
>Konata on phone
>>706610808
same actually
>>706610344
Can someone redeem this? I'd do it myself but I already own it. Please someone!
>>706611019
>your waifu is /mu/?
no not really
>>706610953
Damn it Scooby you had one job.
>>706610620
Just kidding, famakaze
Rolling them DDs tho
>>706610684
Quit using my pasta, galil/Shiro
>>706610692
Saying that you've been here for a couple of months doesn't matter so why did you bring it up?
>>706610808
A newfag to 4chan as well
I started browsing in '09 Faggot
>>706610904
Heres your (You)
>>706610605
no u ^.^
I miss when this was a safe space
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
As soon as my data gets slowed and I get one of these my posting will stop dead.
>Mizore
>>706611104
DD roooolll
>>706611104
>>706610344
I got it
>>706610255
Do I?
>>706610344
>Mfw Xbox is at home
Fuck
>>706610382
Smoking is bad for you
>>706610472
What about me?
>>706610473
Ranger is shit, pick rogue or druid don't try to be both and be a fighter all at once
>>706610684
Is this a meme?
>>706610953
Roobs
>>706611270
What if I don't have a touch screen phone! What about that google!
>>706611337
Quit being desperate for (You)s, Repentance/Galil/Shiro
>>706611104
I would love to, if only I had an xbox.
>>706611270
Thanks cache.
>>706611019
Neat. I enjoy seeing you too and miss our musicjerk.
>>706611337
>No fuk u I want to be a tree fuker.
Shifter cleric Raven queen diety healbot fascinated with research in the dead and afterlife (due to his upbringing)
Ruri, check your messages.
>>706610808
Do you love him?
>>706611191
>your pasta
>>706611337
And, and speaking of... dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Galil got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall.
>>706611168
I hate you :^(
>>706611337
Sup Galil
>>706611651
Do you love him?
>>706611602
Do you love him?
>>706611204
feels safe with you :o
>>706611602
I'm happy about your waifu, I was wondering where you were ;-;
>>706611654
>>706611726
>>706611747
i love u
>>706611724
Luv u 2 bby.
>>706611602
I've been making triangles around the small one, hopefully it fucks it up
>>706607776
Go back to your classes, Sunshine. Focus on your work!
>>706608463
I don't think you'd like dramawhores.
No one likes those.
>>706608535
I'm back, because you requested it.
Thank you for requesting it, Alice.
>>706609700
Me? But that's Tomoko's job.
>>706611191
Keep it. Have a nice day anon.
>>706611337
I know but I still like taking a break with it.
Cirno claimu
>>706611602
Do you love him..?
>>706611337
>1337
MUM
GET
THE
CAM
ERA
>>706611524
Are you saying I'm not only me, but two other people?
>>706611610
>Not a Kobold
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>>706611657
Is this a meme?
>>706611724
Just chilling, spent the last few hours fucking around with some guys
>>706611932
Not only is it torturing yourself, it is stinking up the area, killing anyone around you, making you smell like smoke and draining your money.
There is no reason to smoke at all.
>>706611997
Cirnobyl
>>706610904
Living isn't that interesting sometimes either though
>>706610953
Not enough breaks
>>706611191
It was merely in response to
>Another who literally are you
I've been here a couple months. If you came around you probably would have seen me a couple times so I wouldn't be unknown. Or maybe you just didn't care to know any of the new posters, which is fine as well
>>706611885
I did a good thing finally. How are you doing today Ruri?
>>706611880
I just renew the captcha as soon as possible, the same goes for "verify when there is none left".
>>706612122
do u love me..?
>>706612144
Shut the fuck up, Galil, you fucking stupid JAP cunt.
What she order?
>>706606778
>>706612224
Honestly now.
Do you love him?
>>706611337
You're obnoxious, but I don't mind you.
>>706612224
Do you still love him?
>>706612346
Fish fillet
>>706611819
It does? :o
>>706611885
Dramawhores are the best type of whores
>>706612224
Do you l o v e him?
>>706611880
Okay, you got me~
>>706612144
>read fucking with some guys
Close enough, though
>>706612215
How much is enough?
>>706612544
im in love w/ someone i met online ama
>>706612465
Your whip so cold, this old thing
>>706612144
>Like kobold
Giants rats of the Wow world.
>>706612224
God I hate those.
>>706612557
You
FORGOT
O
R
G
O
T
the
PICKLES
I
C
K
L
E
S
>>706612531
where did sachi go? ;-;
>>706612691
Favorite Fanta flavor?
>sad klonata
>>706612726
You no take candle
>>706612726
I KNOW
K
N
W
>>706612691
Been there done that a few times.
>>706612144
I basically spend 5 bucks per week on it, which I would spend on alcohol if it wasn't for the fact that I'm still smoking.
I try to not smoke when around others.
>>706612215
Especially when you start to fully understand yourself. It mostly depends on who you have around.
If there are going to be serious talks between us, please meet me on discord or Telegram instead. Not because it's private, but I can follow the argument more easily~
>>706612788
orange ?
>>706612873
worst thing ever...
>>706612890
I would, but you haven't added me yet
>>706612691
What do you think of Sonic The Hedgefund™?
>>706612817
I'm ready!
>I'm not ready!
>>706612835
Stop fucking
UP!
P
!
>>706612994
So many different endings tbh.
>>706613112
Not as good as Sonic the Hedgerow.
My mother said to me
If they ever bother you
When they hit you hit them too
And that is what I gotta do
>>706612324
Is this a meme?
>>706612346
COCK
>>706612359
Not the real Ruby
>>706612420
How am I obnoxious?
>>706612557
I'm no fag!
Well, I don't show it anyway.
>>706612691
Anal circumference?
>>706612726
I prefer reptilian kobolds
>>706612890
That $5 could be saved up for just 3 or 4 months to buy a Bad Dragon.
>>706612224
Sorry to bring bad news, just wanted to get you annoyed. I'm not who do you think I am.
>>706613167
Damn you!
>>706613294
No.
>>706613112
no opinion
>>706613211
how do u figure that
>>706613301
That's not annoying, it's amusing. If you feel like wasting more time be my guest and keep going.
https://a.pomf.cat/qczcij.jpg
>>706613294
>Not the real Ruby
Of course not, real Ruby left months ago.
No idea on who's that newfag trying to replace him either.
>>706613167
I've already seen this, you can't trick me
>>706613534
>implying an autist like me had anything to do with his time besides being a NEET and shitposting
Oke bby
Miho claimed
Sure is lively today ...
Huh. So you can watch Ads on twitch and get bits.
Neat I guess. Reminds me of when I used to take surveys for about 5 hours a day and got paid ~15 bucks.
>>706613294
Still garbage. Best as a minion.
>>706613417
Personal experiences
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW10XeSmECI
>>706613776
Right in the kokoro.
>>706613966
Sweet dreams.
>>706613966
Good night Shiro
>>706614051
>right in the kokoro
What?;-;
>>706613945
so what different endings have you had
>>706614167
The kokoro is a giant grey flying bearlike forest spirit that only children can see.
>>706614181
Confusion, leading to pain for her.
Betrayal, leading to anger for her.
Distance, leading to loss for us both, which we ran into each other again happily, then it happened again and we haven't seen each other since.
NSA which was happy for me, but led to bouts of depression later.
Most of them they wanted more and I kept my distance which always led to them getting angry/sad/forlorn.
Both ends of the spectrum from neutral to suicidal depression on the girls end.
>tldr lots of endings. That I never let end happy because I only let one of them real close and I kinda disappeared.
>>706614437
Did I hurt you by giving you hopes?;-;
>>706614928
i see
so worst thing ever, right?
Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
No real Halloween pics so this is the scariest pic i got.
>>706615113
Not all of them. If I was more open and less of a whore it probably would have worked out in a few of them.
I don't regret it, I regret how I did it.
We can cuddle all night
I can hold you so tight
I can tickle your back
While you're playing with my sack
We don't have to feel bad
Well the girls might be sad
Tonight it's you and I
I'll go gently if we try
I can take it slow, baby let's go
>>706613409
But then what is it
>>706613586
Fuck up nigga bitch ass fucker
>>706613866
Yep
>>706613945
>Implying Kobold Gunslinger (Bushwhacker) 5/Slayer (Sniper) 15 isn't BBEG worthy
>>706615202
That's some top tier SP00K
>>706615202
>
>>706608535
˙uǝɥʇ pǝlzooqɯɐq ƃuᴉǝq doʇS
Also sorry for the hour late reply, i didn't notice you
>>706615298
well im not a whore at all so maybe i will be okay!
are you sick of it now or still open to letting it happen again
>>706615457
You bamboozled me once more
>>706615419
We need to get the other players to confirm ... the game is going to time out otherwise ...
>>706615670
˙uᴉɐƃɐ pǝlzooqɯɐq ǝq
>>706615419
Is that Stephen lynch lyrics?
>it's not, just charge and disarm.
>>706615605
I was young, stupid, rash. To answer your question, I don't know. I'm more focused on the physical aspect, whoring out my body.
>>706616108
oh okay yea...
We giggle and jumping down the street now
Cause last night we connected some how
The flirting still goes on, we're men and we are strong
Some day we'll say girls are always doing it wrong
>>706615781
I'm sure that they'll confirm by the end of the week at worst.
However, one of them is Australian, one is Dutch and I don't know about the others so I can't tell them to confirm it.
>>706616108
Nope.
Wait you were a literal whore?
>>706615419
It sp00ked me the first time i saw it
>>706615421
Thank you anon for free halloween pic of waifu
>>706616360
>Were
Still am.
>>706616496
>
scary
You're in a god damn situation
Stand right up and forget the pain
It's your obligation
Not to let him go and repeat it again
>>706616384
I wish I had a Halloween pic
>>706616496
>>706616551
I'm sorry, I just don't know how to respond to that without it being an insult or a joke and I don't want to insult you or joke about this.
>>706616923
Life is a series of insulting jokes, hit me with your best.
>Better make me laugh, catgun.
