MARTIN SHKERLLI AND OTHER MILLIONAIRES INTERESTED IN BUYING SHARES OF 4CHAN
>MOOT GETS SHIT ON AND HAS HIS LIFE CUCKED BY THIS WEBSITE FOR 10 FUCKING YEAR
>SELLS IT TO A CHINAMEN BECAUSE ITS COSTING TOO MUCH TO RUN
>IT BLOWS UP INTO THE MEDIA AND BECOMES CENTER OF ALT-RIGHT MOVEMENT
>NOW GOING TO BE WORTH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, IF NOT MILLIONS
10 FUCKING YEARS HE PUT UP WITH THIS WEBSITE, THEN SOLD OUT RIGHT BEFORE IT SKYROCKETED
HIRO MADE THE BEST INVESTMENT OF HIS LIFE
M00TS GONNA BE PEEEEEEEEVED
>>706604322
>NOW GOING TO BE WORTH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, IF NOT MILLIONS
No
I WILL KILL YOU HIRO
>>706604322
Mootcuck. Seems right in the universe.
>>706604666
>Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of mainstream media ad time
>Exposure to hundreds of millions to the memes created here
>No increase in brand value
GET CUCKED
HIRO TOSS US A SLICE OF THAT PAYCHECK AFTER M00T OFFS HIMSELF
>>706605024
Imagine if every single image uploaded to 4chan automatically had a 4chan watermark added to it. Every post them would lead to an influx of newfags and children. Neckbeard ruined
>When did 4chan go public?
>>706605589
It wouldn't have to to have a board of directors.....that's just the informal term for investors that want partial control and profits.
>>706604322
You got it all mixed up brother.......
> M00t was a beta anime fgt
> Plagiarised an anime website he visited
> Other subs of website gained more interest (me and you faggots)
> Constant battle with /b/ over content, raiding etc.
> M00t basically hated us
> Fappening occurred
> Gamergate occured
> M00t sells website to original website owners that he plagiarised
> Gets a cushy job at Google
> Hiro tries to sell ads
> Realises no big spending business wants to advertise in the cess pit of the Internet and be associated with all its misgivings
> Political heat after Hillary comic
> Claims too expensive to run and may shut down
> Martin Ju-Boy wants to come in and try and monetise it and use us as a platform to increase his profile as a pantomime villain
>>706606703
>implying
stop pretending like you were here before 2014
>>706604322
What happened to my cushy home? 9 years ago this was a nice place.
>>706604322
SO 4chan is the center of an organized movement and socially relevant now ? Really ?
>>706604322
Half the posters in this thread should be b&
forever
>>706607143
Yeah I can agree with this guy
>use 4chan for years
>now that I'm older and supposed to get a job and get married and shit the site's going to shut down
I feel like society is a simulation and I've been failing it
>>706607306
psyche
>>706607306
It's definitely a simulation.
Best start raeping.
>>706606703
Wait a minute. Are you telling me Hiro couldn't get say Frito Lay to fucking advertise here?
Or Rockstar Energy drink?
Seriously? Seriously whining faggots?
>>706608004
rand association, of course not
>>706608394
Fucking wank keyboard
Brand*
>>706608394
The RAND Alumni Association (RAA) offers social and intellectual engagement opportunities to all current and former RANDites. Our global RAA community of more than 2,000 is free to join. Don't miss out: Become a member today!
the FUCK??
>>706608620
Exactly
>>706608394
Are you kidding?
Frito-Lay would really balk at someone casually talking about rape?
Cheetos, dude! Millions of Cheetos could be sold here.
Mootwe has zero business acumen. Zero.
>>706606966
Prove that I wasn't fgt
>>706609199
>Millions of Cheetos
Millions of Pepe-themed Cheetos.
To the photoshops!
>>706609408
See? I'll bet Mootwe never pitched that angle.
/b/ should decide which advertisers should be approached and how.
>>706608004
I've never seen adverts of any major corporation here, despite the huge amount of traffic the website gets. It's all niche online businesses - the majority of the adverts I see on /b/ specifically are adverts offering advertising space on /b/.
Why would coca cola wanna risk potentially having their advert at the top of a page in a sh0ta thread.
Here's your problem...NOBODY noteworthy wants anything to do with advertising their shit here because of all the racism and raids that happen. Pure negativity to normies. Why would any company want their product associated with this shit heap?
>>706609575
>which advertisers should be approached
Why do you need advertisers? Just make the ads. This is an *image* board, after all.
Besides, it would be way better to threadspam with fake ads than stoopid bananas.
>>706609659
because Coca Cola shouldn't fucking care
this place is about free speech
it even has a disclaimer
/b/ does not promote anything that is discussed here
>>706604322
>other millionaires
They don't want it because it's valuable, this shithole isn't an investment opportunity, it's a platform and breeding bin for unpopular ideas and small but vocal irl trolling, that's what they want to own.
He who controls the spice controls the universe so to speak.
>>706609723
The money still has to come from somewhere
might as well be junk food manufacturers
>>706609836
Is the packaging going to tell me that it meets 100% of my recommended daily lulz?
>>706609769
It's not about free speech, it's about shit posting,hobbies and anime
>>706609961
I need my Lays Lulz
shit that could be a whole new LINE OF CHIPS
FUCK
>>706609408
These companies normally seek out websites to advertise on, not have one of the highest traffic generating websites on the Internet have a sales team go out and flog ad space.
4chan has a big black mark against it name and no company worth anything would risk being associated with it.
M00t knew it which is why he sold up after Gamergate, despite his best efforts/b/ constantly damaged 4chan as a business opportunity for him. He loved the community but it wasn't a business he could make anything from. Basically these are his words....
>>706610063
shitposting IS free speech
and it's protected above all here
>>706610088
>4chan has a big black mark against it name and no company worth anything would risk being associated with it.
horseshit
what fucking soda company or frozen pizza company would give a fuck about that?
MILLIONS of hits here, millions of potential sales
>>706609819
>thinking 4chan is a force in anyone's life
>>706610078
I like Lays Lulz. Let's design their packaging. They can advertise on /b/ whether they like it or not.
And after a year of that, there wouldn't be any stigma about paying for it, the dirty whores.
>>706604322
Moot used to come into the office a lot when I worked at Imgur.
4chan isn't worth anything because it can't be monetized successfully. Advertisers refuse to come here.
>>706610332
>Advertisers refuse to come here.
that's got to be fucking crap
they don't have a clue which advertisers to be looking at
its the Russians guise. guaranteed
>>706610196
It's not horseshit. No one really wants to advertise here. No one. If they did it wouldn't be so in the gutter right now. Even paypal has this site on blacklist
>>706609769
Free speech? Who are you kidding? We can't even organise a raid in here.
/b/ has always had some sort of ban on what can and can't be said. Gamergate was the fucking pinnacle though.
Not even the point at all though, Coca Cola don't want the association, it'll damage their brand as oppose to develop it and make them more money. They'd be spending money on advertising to damage their image.
4chan can make money from 2 areas. Advertising or paid subscriptions. Given that half of you fucking NEETS couldn't afford to pay a fee and wouldn't be happy doing so, this wouldn't be effective, and advertisers won't pay, so all the while Hiro has to pay the overheads for the running of the site with little to no income, which obviously isn't sustainable.
Im a close friend of martin shkrelli and he buying 4 chan kinda blew my mind. He is a good man but desperate to get media coverage. He isa very smart guy and a higg level troll who has millions in the bank. He is tge kind of twisted mind that either will make or keep this place the way it is now, make it waaaay better.. Or he will kill it because he deep down is a nerdy beta cuck. He likes to talk hard to mess with guys heads but truth ne told he runs like hell from any sort of REAL danger. His beta status is either a good thing or a horribly terrible thing for this sites future. If marty sees this post, i mean no dksrespect bro... -adam
>>706610400
Advertisers are very careful, and even Imgur had to fight to prove that ads would only be served beside approved content.
4chan, by virtue of being user generated content, advertisers will be terrified having their logo beside random content they have no control over.
The only advertisers that are cool are companies like Duck Duck Go, but they have no ad spend money.
>>706610615
>>706610705
Who told you that?
Bullshit.
>>706610196
You fucking retard it's far from bullshit.
Look at the recent negative press release Hillary comic. If, in that thread, it was emblazoned with Coca Cola adverts alongside questionable images of the potential US President, it doesn't bode well for Coca Cola's public image, does it retard?
Think how sponsors drop drug abusing athletes but instead of having their brand associated with performance enhancing drugs, they're having it associated with people who like CP, rape, incest, shots etc.
No company will spend money on that. Hence why 4chan is on the verge of death.
>>706611223
this
>>706604322
Wait, you think the alt right is drivign the prise UP???
Wait a second while i HAWASHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA WHAT A FUCKING RETARDJAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAA
wew lad
>>706611360
You're full of shit. All you're doing is making excuses why advertisers wouldn't buy ads here.
You really don't know shit.
>>706610400
It doesn't work that way around.
4chan's global traffic is huge, businesses come to websites ASKING to advertise on sites with this scale of traffic. 4chan doesn't get this because of the content and the negative press.
Think of the Olympics. They have companies bidding, desperate to spend millions on becoming a sponsor of the Olympics because they know how much exposure they'll get.
Look at the companies who advertise here, they're all small Internet businesses that nobody has ever heard of. Nobody wants to spend money being associated with 4chan.
>>706611247
Hiroshimoot said the paypal thing and the rest is easily inferable from the current situation of the site.
>>>/qa/706294
>>706611737
>Nobody wants to spend money being associated with 4chan.
This is a bare assertion. And it's really getting old watching you fags state your opinions as fact.
>>706611805
so what? Fuck PayPal. Why does PayPal have to be a sponsor?
>>706611506
Kill yourself you delusional fuck you are the reason moot is abandoning us like s bag of sickly puppys
I think we need our own Paypal ads on 4chan. Fuck em if they don't want to be associated with 4chan. We can associate them with /b/ whether they want to avoid it or not.
>>706611805
ctrl-f frito-lay, Pepsi, coca-cola, etc
results=0
>>706611858
This website gets a MILLION HITS A DAY.
Stop being a faggot. Stop it. Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it Stop it
>>706604322
>millionaires interested in buying shares of 4chan
>still selling 4chan pass and shilling it hard
>HIRO MADE THE BEST INVESTMENT OF HIS LIFE
>implying those shillionaires wouldn't blast this site with SJW mods and cleanse it all of what 4chan is/was about
Get fucked cuck
>>706608004
I think the most likely to advertise on 4chan would be Wendy's.
>>706611858
moot already abandoned 4chan you giga cuck
>>706612415
This. Wendy's is at the brink of death fast-food wise.
An officially sponsored Chef at Wendy's thread would be win-win for both franchises.
But does Mootwe consider this?
No. There was literally no discussion of out-of-the boxxy solutions like this in the QA.
>>706612064
>>706612575
wow a million hits? thats almost as much as my little sisters youtube channel you fucking retard, 1 mill hits is retarded low fucking nigger.
>>706611247
Let's see if logic can help this anon...
> 4chan has unreal traffic (2010 was 800th most popular website globally with 8m monthly unique visitors)
> 4chan is sold despite its popularity, Christopher Poole says this is because it isn't making him money anymore because advertisers won't touch us
> Hiro buys website for cut down price
> Makes press release saying "Ads aren't working" and site can't sustain itself
> There are no notable companies that advertise on website
> Reportedly coming to an end due to no money
Does any of the above information help at all?
Maybe just focus on this point: NO NOTABLE COMPANIES ADVERTISE HERE DESPITE HAVING 8 MILLION UNIQUE VISITORS A MONTH YOU FUCKING DENSE CAN'T!!!!
>>706604322
sO HILLARY DROPS SOME MONEY ON 4CHAN TO CENSOR THE SHIT OUT OF 4CHAN.
nOW EVERY ONE WANTS IN ON IT.
4CHAN IS SLOWLY DYING THE CONTENT IS GETTING LESS AND LESS, FILE SIZE ARE PUNY NOW.
aLL THE PPL THAT STIR UP SHIT AND CREATE CONTENT ARE TO PROVOCATIVE AND GETT BANNED
tHERE HASNT BEEN A DECENT TRHEAD IN WEEKS.
hOW WOULD THI SBECOME A RIGHT WINGGED WEBSITE IF THEY CENSOR EVERYTHING.
>>706612682
A MILLION HITS AN HOUR YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT
SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>706612698
>Ads aren't working"
Because the owner is a fucking dipshit with no creative solutions.
He probably went to the stuffiest most uptight companies out there.
>>706612682
Your sister gets that many hits because she's a somewhat attractive cam whore you double nigger.
>>706613054
Ok great logic there anon, but youre still a dumb fucking nigger.
>>706611506
Advertisers don't buy ads, you fucking absolute splurge. They buy space in which to advertise on.
Without income from either paid subscriptions or advertisers, 4chan will not survive. The fact that you are able to access this site and post your fucking retarded comments, though not costing you anything, is a drain on the servers. They can't afford to pay for your shit posting without advertisers covering the costs.
>>706613186
Yes they can faggot.
This place is going to fail because faggots like you are the ones going to be listened to, not the real creative force behind /b/,.
ALL of the good sites of yesteryear have been ruined. 4chan, ebaums, YTMND, newgrounds (albeit shitty then and shittier now)
The internet has gone from this cool little hangout after school to some shitpit where you get blasted with ad's and attention whores on literally every fucking site you visit. Anonemity doesn't mean a fucking thing anymore. Sure, you could move on to another chan, there's loads out there, but NONE will be rich in the history 4chan and most notably /b/ has. It started a fucking movement, birthed memes, trolled whores, ruined lives, got IRL justice for real matters, gave us all a laugh, made us feel at home knowing we were safe talking and arguing with people just like ourselves. You won't get that here anymore. Memes aren't made. They're forced and last a few weeks at most. They find their way to Facebook and Twitter and die. The golden age of the internet is long gone. The sites we'll be using in 10 years time are already here. Imagine using fucking geocities again? I'd go back to 1999 in a fucking heartbeat. The internet was much simpler then. Maybe not in physical infrastructure, but in the way it was presented. BBS and imageboards, forums, no fucking video. I wouldn't miss any of this newer shit. Give me back the old /b/. I find myself using this site less and less and using more 'mature' sites, Reddit, Imgur, i'm not sure if that's because I've finally grown up or maybe it's because this site has become so oversaturated, it's become unbearable.
So this is for the /b/rothers that knew /b/ before Fox fucking news shat on us, before they used us as a scapegoat for literally any news-worthy internet story and labelling us with shit.
It's been fun and now it's time to hand the bastard torch onto the next generation. Fuck these faggots anyway.
>>706613357
>wall of text
faggot
ain't reading all that shit
>>706609769
There is no free speech on 4chan, read the rules before you get banned.
Btw anything that is illegal in the states is illegal here and you are still claiming free speech.
How blissful it must be to be as stupid as you.
https://youtu.be/eeUGBLKY7rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SViZi3kXQnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4LmGPg8ScQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e8PCKVVxcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZEFNh0N_3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUs_Kw6dlBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuy-2y4DTwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Q8bImiPCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JquXlQTBWOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsArto3UVT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvlvS2a2AVE
>>706611810
How about you look at the facts then.
The website is on the brink of closure.
4chan does not attract blue chip organisations who advertise here, hence why it's all anime online stores and sex shops.
Both Moot and Hiro have said they can't get advertisers on board.
Now you can apologise....
>>706613535
>muh shitty youtube links
wow you're a faggot
>>706613432
tl;dr its about you.
>>706613568
No you shut up.
You're exactly the kind of naysayer that's gonna get this place shut down.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
>>706613629
I doubt it, I don't see anything about my huge cock being mentioned.
>>706611856
It doesn't, PayPal won't even have their service being used with anything to do with us. They wouldn't have had to pay anything, they would have made money from microtransactikns such as payment for subscription but they didn't want the business because of being associated with 4chan.
That is how important brand identity is to a company. They don't even want to make money from us, never mind spend it.
Then you've got fucktards debating why McDonald's wouldn't wanna spend 100k a year advertising here....
Arlgiht, made some earlier contributions that I don't want to continue arguing anymore, but I want to make a point about advertisers blacklisting toxic places. Look at the recent youtube shitstorm. For years, youtube had been forced to withhold advertising from many channels due to the brand assosciation to content. Even something so small as cussing or speaking lightly about politics is enough to tick off advertisers from using space on the second largest site in the world. 4chan is somewhere around the 600th rank in popularity. That's impressive, but if advertisers would make youtube blacklist a very wide variety of videos for very, very small things being said, then why would they buy space on 4chan, notorious for doing some of the most destructive publicly known shit on the internet? It would be a risk waaay too great to take, regardless of the possibility of profit.
The reality is that no one wants to run the risk of advertising here, because they see more damage being done than profit being gained.
>>706613875
So? Fuck Paypal. Stop trying to approach them.
MCD's would be a good choice.
Let's hear you be a huge faggot why we shouldn't get them to do ads here, either.
Come on smart guy.
>>706611086
Who the fuck has a speedboat and gets a blackwhale and a ginger whale baby (would/fuck the manhand ginger tho) to ride on his boat.
>>706611963
You are truly a fucking idiot.
>>706613535
no one cares you autistic faggot you are the reason 4chan is so shit int he first place kill youself
>>706612064
It gets significantly more than that.
You naive cunts. If big corporations were willing to advertise here: you'd see their ads. The simple fact that no major companies have ads here proves that they have no interest in such an asinine prospect. Why would any company put an ad up next to fucking child porn? Are you all children or just sheltered, stupid adults?
>>706613968
>>706613968
How did your shitty genes get this far if evolution exists?????!??!?!? Darwin a little help here?
Will someone start a Kickstarter to raise $ for this nigger site? I'll chip in.
>>706614549
COME ON TELL US SMART FAGGOT
TELL US WHY MCDONALD'S WOULDN'T BUY ADS HERE
YOU FAGGOTS KNOW EVERYTHING BUT YOUR STILL LIVING WITH YOUR MOM
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
>>706611737
Why the fuck would a random "aquarium company " not post adds here.
Every one would know its completely unrelated yet there are plenty of lonely neckbeards that want to spruce up their moms basement with a fishtank.
>>706609668
This
>>706614806
Is that Mitt Romney's face?
>>706614953
Nope.png
>>706614588
6$ and 400 Good boy points won't pay for 4chinz
>>706612882
Websites at this scale do not have to go about begging companies to advertise on it, they normally have businesses banging down the door wanting to get an ad on their site.
But we do though, the most common advert on /b/ is "You can advertise here". One of the most popular websites on the Internet is begging for advertisers and still isn't getting them.
That SHOULD give you an idea about the difficulty 4chan has in attracting advertisers, however if you were ever gonna get it you would've already by now. I just wanted to explain it again every more simply so that other people can laugh at how ridiculous you are.
>>706613279
This is now a cringe thread.....
>>706615490
I'll fight you faggot.
>>706615377
It tells me that Mootwo is totally clueless about business dealings. All he has to do is hire a real advertising consulting service, and shit would fall into place.
But no, be a naysayer like the rest of the faggots in here. No wonder this shit is going to fall.
>>706604322
according to google trends, 4chan was more popular in 2011 than now, excluding a very brief spike in 2014
>>706613432
Kekd at this after having read his heartfelt post
>>706613432
Ah shit if you read his post then your reply you'll fucking lol
>>706615870
NO I WON'T FAGGOT
>>706613696
Bloody gr8 tr0lling m9
>>706614784
yeah, exactly
>>706616071
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STFU LIMEY FAGGOTS
THIS IS AN AMERICAN CONVERSATION
BUTT THE FUCK OUT
>>706612882
These fucking 4chan owner nerds need a Erligh.
Its like you need both half's of the brain, you need the ying and jAng.
Honestly how the fuck are they not able to find advertisers.
I was able to find a advertiser for my personal skiff.
Its traffic shit tons of traffic who cares about the content its pure exposure.
Public transportation is used as a toilet by niggers yet they still put adds on them.
>>706616267
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR NAYSAYING
DO NOT POST HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE POSITIVE IDEAS HOW TO GET ADVERTISERS
FUCK YOUR SHIT FAGGOT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>706604322
Da fuq are you smoking? Nobody's advertising on 4chan. Even JList left.
A fuckton of bandwidth and no revenue? How is this site even still up?
>billions of hits. Advertisers should be flocking to us
Ok. Imagine for a moment Coca Cola decides to advertise here.
>coke ad shows up
>/b/tard goes on fake feminist tumblr acct for the lulz demanding:
>"@CocaCola how come you're spending money to advertise on a website which caters to the objectification of women and the destruction of lives at the hands of the trolls that frequent the site #cokesupportsmisogyny"
>>706616267
this.
i bet there's a fucking MILLION porn sites out ther ethat want exposure. Moot was picky about what he had as adverts, this guy should just fuck that and take literally anything. I would.
>>706611086
>>706608004
If they ever tried, I know for a fact that the corporation's pr department and every executive with any kind of a public profile would get thousands of insane threats.
And other people might send similar things too.
>>706616435
Datamining
>>706613968
Are you truly fucking retarded?
I'll explain, only because I feel sorry for you. I'm going to use block capitals and strong language throughout to demonstrate my intolerance of your stupidity though.
HIRO WOULD FUCKING SNAP THE HANDS OFF MCDONALDS FOR THEM TO ADVERTISE HERE, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT. THEY NEED MONEY TO KEEP THE SITE GOING SO IT WOULD BE MUSIC TO THEIR FUCKING EARS IF A COMPANY OF THAT SCALE CAME IN. THESE COMPANIES DO NOT WANT TO ADVERTISE HERE BECAUSE OF THE ASSOCIATION TO THE CONTENT OF THE WEBSITE - FOR FUCKING EXAMPLE, IF SOME LITTLE REBEL DECIDES TO CREATE A CP THREAD AND MCDONALD'S ADVERTS WERE IN THAT THREAD THEN THEY'D NOW BE ASSOCIATED WITH IT, WHICH WOULD DAMAGE THEIR BRAND.
DO YOU GET IT?? YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT!!!!!
>>706616645
Datamining what? Bitturds?
>>706614459
This
>>706616482
>#cokesupportsmisogyny
That needs to trend
>>706616657
I like you anon. Great post.
>>706616482
Yeah it would be a /b/tard, wouldn't it?
>>706615723
>>706615377
Like any of these neck beards coming here owns some multi billion dollar company.
That whole add on the top shows he is looking in the wlong places for advertisement deals.
It is just a matter of finding companies who dont give a fuck about image or are totally not related to any of the filth discussed here.
What would be wrong with a Phillips Ambient Colors light to go with your get rekt thread.
The content discussed has no relation thus no effect on the product.
If any thing the content would be a benefactor.
Just think about this phrase.
"Turn your Ambient lights on,and get comfy, it is time for a get rekt thread."
Now that right there is just advertisement gold.
>>706614784
A random aquarium company wouldn't pay very much, it'd be a drop in the ocean (no pun intended) for what 4chan needs to pay it's running costs.
It's target market wouldn't be here, so the aquarium company wouldn't probably see a return on its investment.
The aquarium company would also have its reservations because if it Googled "4chan" it'd find pages of negative press, so they'd probably not wanna advertise there.
For instance, Stormfront the most popular far right wing website, wouldn't attract many companies at all because through association people would say that those companies are racist.
>>706609668
Yes who the fuck would want to advertise here? Come on /b/ this a tall order but make this board nastier, more disgusting, more racist, sexist and anti religious to keep the advertisements out.
> side note niggers this is a personal army request
>>706617231
But companies do care about the content.
Companies were threatening to back out of sponsorship deal if the college playoffs were played in that state with the anti trans laws.
Pepsi stopped advertising at rodeos because of animal rights protests
The fact that a company advertises here means their money is supporting the site which enables our activities to humiliate woman, terrorize kids, egg people into suicide and hack and spread nudes of celebrities.
Youre a moron if you dont think people care about this shit.
>>706617425
If we don't faggots we will have to start a new board to avoid this shit. I am only here to avoid this cuck shit
>>706617425
im not racist but ill say some racist ass shit if it means keeping skrelli out, fucking jew bastard
Hope Notch keeps his word and buys this place.
>>706605024
The same negative media attention keeps advertisers from pouring in money, so all it does is up the traffic (and therefore cost) without generating revenue. Do you even understand how this shit works?
>>706615723
I am an advertising exec for a firm in Manchester UK and have a marketing degree and have CIM status.
It's almost a catch 22, 4chan grows in popularity due to negative press. As it becomes more popular it normally would be a more attractive prospect to advertisers, but due to this popularity being stemmed from all (exclusively) negative press it makes it less marketable as it grows. It's a phenomenon in fact.
>>706616200
Sorry mate
>>706616435
This.
They won't get it though, they assume a free to access website doesn't cost anything to run.
>>706616344
Its not fucking nay saying you fucking retard fuckface moronic imbecilic bigoted faggot face.
Im fucking sparking thoughts here you in the box Schrödinger cat who is fucking dead in the head because you were Fucking stupid and ate the food with poison.
You have shit tons of fucking traffic FUCKING SELL!!!!!! IT!!!!!!!!!!!.
GOD DAMMIT
PS. you did not watch any of the silicon valley episodes did you.
P.P.S you dont get positive ideas, you go look for companies with a neutral product that wont intersect with content of the site (its work) , you go to the companies AND FUCKING SELL IT!!!!!!!!
P.P.P.S Both halves of the brain bro and your missing one, i suggest you find that other half.
>>706616482
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What is a disclaimer, faggot?
FAGGOT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT ONE IS??
>>706618529
I will fucking fight you faggot. One must leave.
Is it happening? I cant load the home page.
What have you done mook
>>706618529
Its bleach time faggot kys. The minute corporate America gets here we are fucked. Just like this rest of the U.S. is now
>>706616482
Coca cola worked really fucking hard on their image, the whole x mass adds shit etc.
Here is the kicker, sugar , Really fucking bad for you.
It works as a inflammatory.
So they have this whole pretense of goodness that is fake and having exposure of 4chan would simply fuck them or posibly fuck them so they so no.
You need a companies that have integrity and the product is honest, negating any social stigma concerns and making them simply adds.
Btw how fucking funny would it be to have a bricklayer/builder banner in a discussion on building walls.
>>706618735
It's happening, yes. mook borrowed money from the Russian Mafia and now he must pay it back.
>>706618735
Same here.
If this is the end I just wanna say.....I fucking hate you all, you have been my company at the worst moments in my life. I'm working hard now to never have to stoop to these sorry levels.
Fuck you all you immoral low lives x
>>706618887
Are you kidding me?? This site could use the corporate bucks. It would be the ultimate Fuck You to the Man.
>>706616543
This would also reduce traffic on 4chan as all the porn shitheads will simply go to brazzers for their wank then come back to make quality shitpost on a nice porn free content driven board.
>>706604322
All goes to show you: don't burn bridges to hell, especially if china invests in it.
>>706606703
This nigga gets its.
>>706616543
The QA says he might. That would mean a bunch of malware type ads you see on "Free" download sites.
Perfect for /pol/, js :D
>>706619058
No that's not how it works, an anon above put it quite nicely.
Basically in companies sponsoring 4chan, they are financially supporting the activities that are conducted here. Without their and other advertisers money, any negative shit that goes on here couldn't occur, so they are literally supporting it happening.
This is why any company won't touch us with a barge pole. Their company will be tarnished by our bad name, despite however pure and honest their business is.
>>706616657
What is "Free speech?"
What is a Disclaimer?
What is "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
What is "you're a faggot?"
What is "shut up?"
What is "FUCK YOU?"
What is FUCK OFF FAGGOT?
>>706619460
Problem with that is that the use of adblock on 4chan would become widespread. That would be where I personally draw the line on supporting this site through disabling adblock and I'm sure others would think similarly
No company would advertise here. Why would they? The risk isn't worth the reward.
>>706606703
>>706619577
If you're being genuine, please never breed.
>>706616617
You call the cops on these fucking sjw, create a media shitstorm about it , = more exposure for your company and product.
Fucking you guys are new.
Would place awsome webm that relates to the subject BUT THE FUCKING FILE IS TO FUCKING BIG.
this suck so much that i would almost go seek out companies to place ads so the file size can go back to 4mb.
>>706619460
Whats wrong with banners , why doesnt any one uses banners any more.
>>706614379
Kek
>>706619763
What about companies that want bad reputation for publicity. What if advertisers are sent unto 4chan to create false threads promoting the brand while silencing us faggots?
>>706619675
yeah but mootwo could put up a sticky asking posters to put up with the ads
No big deal.
>>706609769
That's like saying a school shooting is a good advertisement for Colt.
"12 shots. 12 kills. 12 years old. Colt."
>>706620015
Those companies wouldn't have to pay 4chan to create bullshit threads about themselves, they'd just do it independently.
I also can't really see how or why a company would want to create a bad reputation for itself, if not for some sort of illegal activity such as insider trading etc.
>>706619811
What is Free Speech?
Do you even know what it is?
What is the Disclaimer here? Do you ever read it? Do you even read at all?
Fuck your fucking naysaying faggot.
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you
>please never breed
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you
>>706619960
Because anons here have to tell you why something won't work.
They aren't interested in solutions much.
>>706604322
Other than raising the AIDS pills by a shit ton, can someone tell me all the stuff Martin has done that everyone hates him for?
I think he seems pretty cool, and its really funny to see people hate him.
>>706610196
Are you 14 ?
>>706620763
Are you fucking stupid?
Are you saying there aren't MILLIONS of hits here daily?
>>706619763
Oh please, with how many people browse this site you wouldnt have to care about whether your publicity is bad or good.
This post brought to you by Coca-Colaâ„¢
>>706606703
THIS NIGGA GETS IT
GOOD JOB NIGGABOI
>>706605388
Pol has gotten pretty big m8 b gets worse every year sadly.
>>706616657
Which fucking moron pick mcdonalds as a advertiser for this website, if you are going to approach mainstream family image companies , YEAH OFF COURSE YOU DONT GET ANY DEAL.
You have gamers here
Nerds on their computer
Dont tell me you cant get some (upcoming) electronics banner up on this site.
How are 4chan rates any way, i cant see how theres no ads on there, i just cant see it.
Has every one forgotten the phrase, there is no such thing as negative publicity.
Its all in the spin.
McDonald's: Eat Another Big Mac You Basement Dwelling Fag
>>706620384
Energy drink companies like monster may use 4chan. Due to censoring, 4chan is probably just bearable enough to get publicity ( bad publicity tends to be just as good for a company as good publicity.
After fapping to traps, nothing quenches your thirst like Coca-Cola!
>>706604322
yfw moot was behind youtube heroes.
Like Gore/rekt threads? Then you'll love Armour Hot Dogs!
Yeah, I noted on this earlier. YTMND is slated to be shut down in the near future also due to ad revenue problems. Max can't upkeep it anymore due to costing too much.
Interesting that this is hitting both 4chan and YTMND at the same time.
>>706621262
What if advertisers advertised sex toys to 4chan's /b/?
Maybe a lady-boy dating site?
Porn sites?
The potential is infinite!
>>706620723
/thread
>>706621538
Holy Shit!!
>>706620545
Isn't that bad enough? People get hate for less, and this guy is basically saying either pay up or die.
Blackmailing some slut into posting nudes? Make sure she uses Imgur!
>>706609292
>Using the word fgt
point proven faggot
>>706606703
THIS. But it was a lot more than just the fappening and gamergate. Moot had to testify about the sarah palin email hacking, and IIRC he had to testify at least one other time. There were multiple bomb and shooting threats posted here (several of them were real). He had to deal with that shit all the time and I'm sure he got contacted by the FBI many times for that type of stuff, as well as CP.
He didn't really make money off of 4chan, he said that tons of times. 4chan died many times because there's not a lot of reputable companies that want to advertise on here, especially back then. Now, most users would flip their shit of a major advertising overhaul was introduced.
moot has said it was more trouble than it was worth and I believe him. Especially in the recent years. While this place was always edgy and counter-culture, it was a place where you could vent or just be anonymous with all the benefit that that provides; NOW it's a conspiracy-ridden alt-right haven for basically mentally ill NEETs who take themselves way too seriously and have fascist tendencies. No longer a place that's the "meme capitol of the internet". It's like 4chan has become a parody of itself because acting like idiots in moments of vulnerability actually attracted tons of idiots.
>>706621706
I just think he sounds like a pretty major troll, and I want to know if he has done anything else to rustle some jimmies
>>706604666
>666
This. Satan agrees. Czech'd btw.
>>706605024
Moot is working for google m8. It's like one of the comfiest jobs I can imagine.
>>706620723
There are no liability issues, but negative association is financially bad for companies, this they won't advertise no matter how much traffic we get.
>>706617721
This is why you get neutral companies that dont have hordes of fat soda drinking political zombies as customers that might get offended if thus company places adds in thus location.
Just think about the hypocrisy of Pepsi as they cause droughts in india and who knows where else causing the loss of thousands people lifestock and wildlife.
You cant get companies that make their money of their image as their product is only carbonized sugar water.
OP is never a fag if he's wearing OP's new line of tshirts!
>>706621725
AT&T. Reach out and doxx someone.
>>706621840
which is bullshit
mootwo has zero business acumen and clearly needed to hire advertising staff as well
he thought he could just jump in and keep shit running, and that isn't the case
>>706621262
The advertisers don't control public opinion, so even if they could control media channels from giving their brands shit for associating with 4chan, social media would, this hurting the brand. No matter what kind of shit they're selling, negative feedback would make them lose money. It's not that they care about the shit going on here. It's that they care about not losing money.
>>706621814
you sound like you're in fucking middle school. grow up. being someone who is extorting people who have HIV is a pretty fucking shitty thing to be.
>>706621840
negative association has proven beneficial for companies before. the fact that a company is associated with 4chan will fade from public attention like images of your mom from your internet history.
cp thread? Cheese pizzas are only 7.99 at Papa Johns! (take out only)
>>706618585
BRING IT ON!!!!!!
>>706621262
You're wrong, there is such thing as negative publicity, and it can make and break an entire business.
Look at the Fappening, numerous screenshots were taken from /b/ and were in mainstream media. If Coca Cola's logo was within those screenshots they could have received an unknown amount of damage to their brand - this applies to any fucking business worth anything. They don't want to risk being associated with illegal activity because of the backlash they'd suffer.
Just look at your computer - there's either no ads at all or just some piece of shit small Internet business advertised here at any given time. They don't pay enough money to run the site.
With our traffic most websites would expect to have their phones ringing off the hook with companies wanting to advertise here but 4chan doesn't. It doesn't because of its content and it's now struggling, but it's always been this way. Christopher Poole was not a millionaire, the site survived on donations and volunteers because he wasn't able to monetise it. Nor can Hiro.
The shit that you faggots love about this site is what will see it come to an end.
The only way for survival is donations or paid subscriptions. Donations probably the better option, say what it is, we need money for your website if you wanna keep this thing you like give us a couple of dollars each.
Half the world wants 4 CHild Abusers Network shut down. Stop whinging and lets move on, find a new cess pit to roll around in.
>>706611360
Exactly right. I mean, it's not like Snoop Dogg would ever get any kind of endorsement deal...
Companies don't give a shit about weed - that's pretty much socially acceptable these days. But other than that, you're right. Nobody is going to want their product in a thread with creeps and traps and CP and rape, etc... And the way businesses of all sizes are hounded by a shockingly small but well organized army of progressives is downright frightening.
Just make it so users have to click an ad to post
>>706622549
I think you're missing the point...
>>706621814
I think you've misunderstood what a troll is. What he's doing is just plain wrong in every ethical sense.
>investment
>liability
this is why you all live on 4chan
>>706622549
I would sooner buy a pass...
>>706621420
No, bad publicity is not a good thing. That was a catch phrase used amongst celebrities in the late 80's, and it wasn't true then and it isn't true now.
If a company gets associated with a website that consistently has CP and racist abuse posted on it, there is no positive spin that can be put to that. It just loses a shit load of money in advertising costs it's spent and then a downturn in sales from people not buying their products. It's that simple.
Kleenex. Because feels
>>706619494
wHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD STOP BUYING GIGABYTE MOTHERBOARDS BECAUSE THEY HAD A ADD ON 4CHAN
I tell you no of the ppl who build their own computer would give 2 shites about where they places their adds.
>>706622676
everyone in that industry does it.
He just brought attention to it.
Why not just set up a bot which embeds ads to threads that relate to the topic. Spider-Man comics to Spider-Man thread. fap material to the fappening. etc.
(note: I am newfag, correct me if wrong)
>>706622226
Perhaps... but /b/ is a dirty little secret. I can't mention anything here to co workers or some faggot is going to come have a look.
I work with children and animals... knowing my luck the first thread they see will be a fucking animal gore thread and the second one they see will be some faggot 'subtley' asking for cp.
Even just b/'s past association with cp makes it risky for me to mention 4chan, or any chan for that matter.
>>706621664
Obvious samefagging is obvious
>>706622714
>Kleenex
>feels
Yeah, sure. For that feeling in muh dick maybe.
>>706622785
all ads are theft of processing power
Kleenex. because porn webm
>>706611506
Not the person you're responding to but shut the fuck up. If you had been here longer than a year you'd know that 4chan has been on the verge of death since, basically, it was around because there is constant controversy surrounding it. Last I remember, PayPal wouldn't allow donations for 4chan even. The person you're responding to is right. 4chan has an awful reputation and with users being anonymous and being able to post whatever they want, big companies don't want to be associated with it. you really think that if 4chan could have had big name advertisers by now it wouldn't have? It's been around for 10 years and has tons of unique users. but instead we still get almost exclusively hentai or sex toy advertisers.
>>706622767
Mainly by overdoing it. Keep the profits reasonable and nobody would give a shit.
>>706622767
That doesn't make him NOT a shit person.
>>706619675
>>706620299
Agreed, i aint turning that shit of nigger.
Im think this might be the problem, companies want intrusive adds but every one on 4chan has adblock.
Woot this new capcha where you have to draw is awesome.
Kleenex. because child pornography
>>706622937
Those profits were to be paid by insurance companies.
It's a different rate if you pay out of pocket, again, all companies do this.
Even at those extraordinary rates, yes.
>>706622785
again, you're missing the point... you think Marvel or DC is going to pay to have ads on a site known for rape, incest, cp... Good Lord - we live in a society where a man landed a fucking probe on a comet moving 40K mph and the biggest story to come out of the entire thing was that one of the scientists involved wore a shirt with large breasted ladies on it to the news conference.
>>706622984
So whistle-blowers are shit people now?
lets all just migrate 4chan to the deep web and have a drug cartel run it. What's the worst that could happen?
Smith & Wesson. because nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>706620015
>>706621420
Ikr think about all the gullible youngsters who wish to rebel against society and shit
>>706622867
kek
Long day of posting?...Chicken Tendies
>>706623115
>wore a shirt with large breasted ladies on it to the news conference
Just wanted to interject that the media confuses perversion with sexism which is itself sexist.
Aloe vera. because butthurt
lol only 4chan retards would ever argue that major companies should advertise here
>>706623537
They already do fyi
>fleshlight
>bad dragon
shit's cash royale
>>706623130
He didn't whistle blow, he jacked up the prices and was caught and then became a pariah and is doing the same shit Trump does which is: "I know how corrupt it is because I'm corrupt so I am the only one who can fix it!"
The only way he "called attention to it" is that he got caught, that was not his initial intention. He also committed securities fraud.
He's just another trust fund rich piece of shit that is getting celebrity status for no reason.
>>706621755
Glad you developed on my points, you've summed it up utterly fucking perfectly. Especially the end re: acting like idiots attracted idiots, I think that's the big change I've seen over the years. Stupid shit was done parodically, almost laughing at ourselves, now it's just genuine fucking idiots doing genuinely fucking idiot things. There's no wit or intelligence in any of it. I appreciate I've grown up and my mindset has changed but it's much more than that.
The newfags played up to what they saw in YouTube videos or on Facebook and thought that how they had to act to fit in, all the while they just didn't get the joke.
It is a subculture though that has now died and I actually believe that it coming to an end would be the best place for it. It's basically already dead, may as well put the final nail in the coffin.
>>706623418
The media were not confused. The media are complicit in pushing the progressive agenda. The media are actively involved in shaping the narrative. There was no confusion, anon. It was a choreographed attack to promote victimhood/sexism/misogyny to the masses.
>>706621890
Kekd
>>706623913
With the beautiful irony being that he wore the shirt to help promote a designer friend, who is a woman.
>>706622915
>but instead we still get almost exclusively hentai or sex toy advertisers.
As long as they pay.
What does it matters.
Why the fuck not have a fuck toy on the main page?
>>706604322
I'm making an SJW website and I'm gonna advertise here. I haven't decided what to sell though. I want to make them look bad. Probably Cuntfist shirts. Or dildo necklaces. Then we when we screencap Hillary Clinton we'll have dildonecklaces on fat SJWs too
>>706624174
So true. But him, and by extension her, being personally damaged in the process is just the cost of doing business. The greater good, an all.
Tits thread...?
nigger
https://discord.gg/4RqK4p9
https://discord.gg/4RqK4p9
https://discord.gg/4RqK4p9
>>706623840
You should probably watch his interview before you say anything else.
>>706622721
The general public would have an issue with that company who sells computer parts. The mainstream suppliers who use their computer parts would have a problem with it and would pull out of using their parts.
Fast food companies are constantly pulling out of deals with suppliers because the suppliers of their suppliers dont do things properly eg. mistreatment of animals in slaughter houses - McDonald's don't buy straight from a slaughter house, they buy from a wholesaler, who might not even deal direct with them either, but it's all linked to them in the chain.
In tendering processes for large contracts companies have to open out all information about their supply chains and who they have agreements with that may affect their relationship with them as a supplier. A business would very possibly have to let a company, whose business they are tending for, know that they advertise on 4chan. Corporate identity is that in depth and serious.
It's not as simple as: consumer wants to buy from advert seen, there are tons of other factors that need to be accounted for.
>>706623913
Sexism isn't even real. Men and women are just different and some fat blue-haired freaks will never be able to change the terms of biology.
TRANNYS ARE MEN WITH FUCKING TITS
I agree with your post btw. I'm just stating my opinion.
>>706622767
That's not justification nor is it even true.
>>706625105
I was watching a skit on monty python's flying circuis recently.
They argued that a man should have the right to have a baby, even if he doesn't have the ability.
At the time this was supposed to be absurd, now it's just a common thing.
>>706624281
I doubt they pay well, though. The less competition for the ads, the lower the price. It's hard to demand a high price when the customer knows you're desperate for whatever scraps you can get.
>>706625180
You callin' me a lair?
>>706625105
You're pretty much right, but sexism is real,l just like rape and misogyny and racism. However, today, sexism is disagreeing with a woman on twitter. Rape is looking at a nice looking girl or telling her she looks nice. Misogyny is a prostitute getting killed in a video game. Racism is criticizing Obama. And voting for Trump is all of the above. They've all been delegitimatized. Nobody has any idea that these things used to be real things and not political weapons.
>>706624793
How does this work? I've set up account but can't access the group
>>706625601
I'm not calling you a liar or a lair, I'm calling you badly mistaken.
>>706605368
>Neckbeard ruined
My sides have left the universe
>>706625963
Everybody knows. Though if you can't win an argument nowadays you're not supposed to reevaluate your position, you just redefine the words you're using and keep on raging, in hopes that people accept your new definitions and thus legitimise your argument.
Retardation is the new black.
>>706626420
>I'm not calling you for supper
Missed opportunity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PCb9mnrU1g
>>706604322
He sold it for a billion dollars.
>>706625344
I sometimes think they're trying to turn male and female, black and white, into a grey mass because they hate to be female or male nor succeeded representing their gender in terms of masculinity or feminity or whatever.
They are just losers who don't see their own mistakes and try better THEMSELVES, but try to change reality instead.
It's overall just frustrating that they even get away with it and rather make kids swollow hormones instead of telleing them ''You're a boy, not a girl and you'll never change it no matter how hard you try''.
>>706626798
pasta as follows
>>
The only reason people are living under the delusions that they are a gender outside of male or female is because of societies gender roles, such as Boys wear blue, Girls wear pink. Boys like superheroes, Girls like Barbie.
Look, I'm open-minded. I realize that not all men like things like sports and other "manly" things. I understand that some girls like "manly" things. That is perfectly OK. People like what they like.
The problem lies in where people assume that just because they don't fit the social mold of their gender, that they somehow must be special. No, your not. It's perfectly normal, you're just an extreme case. Whether it's a feminine male liking girly things, or a butch girl liking manly things. It has nothing to do with being a different gender. Society has just brainwashed you with limitations, which has caused you to brainwash yourself into the delusion of being the opposite sex, both sexes, or some other nonsense.
You can wear dresses, son. You can get a genital alteration surgery. You can take hormones. You can wear makeup and change your posture and personality to be lady-like. You can do all of these things, but it doesn't make you woman. You will never be a woman. You will never understand what it's like to be a woman without actually being born female.
You merely WANT to be female. You have a desire to be one because you like and identify with what society has told you is girly, and whatnot. It doesn't make you the opposite sex. That is a delusion because the world around you has fucked with your brain and left you confused.
I don't hate these people. I just wish we'd stop glamorizing mental illness and delusional thinking. Sure, it makes them happy, but it's still not living in reality.
I find it hilarious though, that those who are certain that there is no god, ghosts, etc., and are strong in their atheism, believe something like "I'm a girl in a boys body."
>>706622239
Not Cheese Pizza, Captain Picard.
>>706608004
No chance they'd want to be seen alongside pictures of girls eating eachothers shit, nazi propaganda and child pornography, it'd be PR suicide for any mainstream company.
I mean, I'm a full believer that we'll get to the point where men can be turned into women (and vice versa) on the biological level (no surgery,) reverse aging, and totally modify people on an overall scale (race and so forth.)
However, this doesn't justify the high degree of hostility transmitted by SJW culture. And it certainly shouldn't result in massive amounts of censoring.
The internet should remain in a libertarian state for the most part (of course we can't regulate this, that would be again be anti-libertarian.)
>billionaires interested in 4chan
>"fuck yea this is gonna make 4cham great again"
>billionaires shut down site so 4chan can no longer put a dent in the dark side of society
I personally suggest that if the site shuts down we move to tumblr and claim it as our own
Here since 2004. I'm ready for the end, and have been since 08.
4chan will never be 4chan again, only a shadow of its former glory relived in stale epic threads.
RIP
>>706627436
Kiss the Internet goodbye within the next 10 years. ICANN is now going to be run by an international cabal of "elites" that know what's best for us commoners. Anything deemed offensive, unkind, counter to the well being of a healthy society, etc.. will soon be censored. You honestly thing an organization like the UN will allow places like 4chan to exist?
>>706627848
Everyone needs a North Korea
for the love of god PLEASE let this site just fucking die.
I will be able to get more things done, sleep and not be a socially awkward faggot.
Time spent here could of been better utilized by exercising.
>>706604322
I only come here to post my nudes...will I still have space?
>>706627848
Sadly, I'm already aware. It's the neo-internet rearing its head brought to you by a real life NWO.
Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, and perhaps a few more websites will be the only things left.
>>706609199
>>706609408
Wow, you motherfuckers are sure full of yourself. So what if it shuts down? You'll just find somewhere else to be disenfranchised, edgy, retarded, whatever.
As for the mechanics of this shit? Who cares. May as well go back to MySpace. Maybe get Justin Timberlake in as much trouble as moot got in for the lulz.
4chan isn't a haven. It's containment.
>>706625068
No ,mainstream computer builder put gigabyte shit in their shit.
You are clearly not grasping who would be a neutral dont give as shit but about nothing exposure company
Animal cruelty is a bannable offense on 4chan.
See you are just not informed on the art of sale, you dont know how to target which company for advertisement that wouldnt interfere as their customer base is to based.
These companies who brainwash people in to their shit are clearly not the ones who would endure any kind of negative exposure.
But a computer part salesmen doesnt have the same retard customer base, they have autist customer bases who simply wouldnt give a shit and the resulting possible shitstorm would be more exposure.
Ps there is no shitstorm no one cares.
>>706613357
>ebaums
Stopped reading
>>706625509
I still cant see how this site is not runnable on fleshlight ads alone
What if we make our own business and sponsor ourselves????????
>>706604322
>4chan worth money
LOL
MARTIN SHKRELI'S IN THIS GROUP
RAAIIIDDDDDDDDD
https://discord.gg/kbYKsEB
>lel-chan
Wouldn't it be nice of an extreme oldfag who had been here since like 2005 went and bought 4chan and we didn't have cringey 2011-2016 /b/ (dick rate, gore, creepshots, etc) to old pre-2010 /b/ (Caturday, NON-BANANA yly, and no edgy 13 year olds)?
>>706627848
This means i will go outside to act out my degenerate perverted urges.
>>706627685
Sucking hard on that nostalgia cock, I hear.
ITT nobody understands that some male brains produce little test and a lot of est, and some female brains the opposite and real trans people are trans because of a physiological health issue and not just because "muh left wing"
>>706629497
The only thing that sucks about that is somebody will film you doing it with a camera phone and post it to youtube, twitter and facebook.
>>706609819
You don't choose the sauce, the sauce chooses you
>>706610320
That first flavor better be called Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
>>706604322
http://www.yourfetishporn.com/aff.php?uid=857&camp=sc
>>706629367
Fuck off trying to grow your little faggot group
>>706629005
You are wrong, given the website is on the verge of closure should show you that, it doesn't, I can't explain it any more clearly. You are just wrong and incapable of seeing why you are wrong.
nobody is going to advertise in 4chan when literally every user except for the extremely new will be using adblock software of some kind
>>706604322
OPie is M00T
>>706604322
>SHARES OF 4CHAN
4chan is not a publicly traded company, fuckwit.
>>706604322
Moot didn't know what he had in the palm of his hand. A few wise decisions and and he'd have been a rich little bitch.