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what is the most painful way to die?

is it being eaten by a bear?
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>>706581839
Alone
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>>706581839
he's not eating that guy to death, he's just takin a bite is all.
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>>706581839
I'd say jumping into a vat of acid.
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>>706581839
To live in the first place
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I'd say getting caught by a cartel in Mexico
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>>706582255
how about being lowered into one
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woof woof bork
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>>706581839
Being staked to an anthill has to be up there.
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The most painful way to die is being jerked off by a vegan underwater

story time

>be me, 7 years ago, aged 10
>me and my dad have very cool relationship
>he's a joke ass guy
>mynigga.avi
>anyway, we're driving in car
>long ass journey,
>dad tells me the following story
let the real reason this post exists commence

>my dad used to be vegetarian and in University worked at a vegan grocery store
>still exhists today (8th day cooperative, Manchester)
>ANyway, because its a vegan shop they get some pretty wierd characters
>one of said people was an animals rights activist
>for the purpose of story lets call him "veggie redgie"
>anyway, 2 or 3 times a week veggie reggie enters the shop and does his shopping
>importantdetail.exe
>he was an animal rights activist

Fast forward 7 years
>dad is at bar
>bumps into old friend from uni, she's a lawyer now
>they get drunk and get talking
>she tells him about her case even tho she's not supposed to
>she's defending an animals rights activist called "veggie reggie"
>arrested for giving dolphin a handjob in aquarium
>somehow killed the poor thing
>mfw it was only a small dolpho

most painful way to die is being wanked off by a vegan
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>>706581839
It's fire. There is a global consensus on this. And it's not difficult to see why if you think about it for a moment.

There's probably some weird combination of drugs and toxins that could do more exotic damage, but the basic answer to your question is, fire.
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lingchi
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Old age.
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>>706582255
I agree with acid. Drinking acid must be pretty fucked too.
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angery bare
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>>706582516
wouldnt fire immediately burn all your nerves away or is that not how it works
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reaching old age

life on earth sucks dick

im 36 now, when my mother dies and i get her money, im gonna spend it on gambling and drugs, and when its gone, gun to head time

fuck this shit.
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>>706582516
Fire worse than acid?
>>706582617
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>>706582516
Most fire victims (consumed) die of asphyxiation.
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>>706582516

There's a "global consensus" on global warming too, and that's just a bunch of bullshit.
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>>706581839
Getting skinned alive.

http://deadword.com/site1/place/murakami/index.html
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>>706582489
You are not good at green text. I thought I was reading an autistic child's macaroni picture.
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Bronze bull without a doubt
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>>706582385
Hmm gradual horrible pain or instantaneous horrible pain. I guess it depends on whether psychological pain plays a role in this. If this is purely about physical pain then I'd say jumping in would be worse as the entire body hurts at once, if psychology is a factor then being lowered is the thing.
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>>706581839
Thats not a bear
this is a bear
pic related
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>>706582489
that story was retarded and doesnt imply the dolphin was in pain when it died. it probably drowned and probably was feeling to good to go up for air.

kys for getting me to read that shit, god it was so boring.
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>>706581839
vid?
bear gotta eat
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>>706582489
The sheer irony. Now it's veggie dolphin.
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>>706582489
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>>706582489
I think reading your story a second time would be more painful
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>>706582392
is that channing tatum and kate winslet?
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>>706582821
we've got a live one over here
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>>706582641
Burning all your nerves away would mean your brain is also burnt away and you'd be dead. that's why it's such a painful way to die. Your nerves and brain are largely well protected from fire. Severe whole body third degree burns are usually easily survivable too...... for a period of a few minutes to a few hours, while your body helplessly dies infected and inflamed to the point you can't even breathe, even if you were on pain killers.

It's a brutal way to die.
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>>706582617
I'm thinking you'd end up swallowing acid because you cry out from the pain while submerged.
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>>706582921
Kek, it looks like Billy Mays.
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>>706582641
If this was true, burns would cease to hurt instantly. The nerves arent just skin deep. Case in point, watch someone who's been extinguished. They dont generally look comfortable.
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Brazen bull would be my vote
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I don't know if it qualifies as most painful, but I vote for scaphism as the most unpleasant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
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>>706583240
there actually is a video of a guy just walking it off
hold on let me find it
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>>706582863
This, or scaphism.
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>>706582746
Well, dude, you know, I drink acidic shit all the time, and I get burn randomly all the time.

It's just a matter of how extreme we're talking. Death by etiher would be horrific, and it begs the question, by what method the acid and fire are to kill the individual.

People have been tortured with drinking bleach and acid, and survived. People have been tortured with fire or been burned and survived, too.

If you're hell bent on finding the worst way to die, then why not both? or add more to it. Get shot while drinking bleach and being on fire, nigger. Come on, get real.

It's all fucking dreadful as fuck. Believe it.
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>>706581839
Combustion
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While trying to protect a little kid
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>>706582838
this
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>>706582863

I'm surprised that the cartels haven't tried this
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>>706582326
This
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>>706582141
t-thanks, y-you too....
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>>706583430
It's shock, dude. It's as close to being unconscious as you can be. those "walkers" are like zombies while they are in that state. It's well known in trauma medicine. It doesn't meant here's no pain, they are just not conscious enough to perceive it due to the shock.
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>>706581839

Fire

you feel every nerve burning away from the outside to in.
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>>706583570
>Heros never die
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everyone knows that the most painful way to die known to man is and always has been anime. your death is slow, and you die more each time you anime.

no cure is in sight guys. be careful
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Marriage.
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how about being kept alive for months so that you could be tortured daily....

http://canadafreepress.com/2006/thomas102506.htm
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>>706582141
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>>706581839
constipation
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>>706581839
Don't worry that guy is fine. Just check his right hand.
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>>706583711
it's different though
the guy doesn't have a thousand yard stare or anything or looks shocked in any way
fuck man I can't find it any more
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Being boiled at 80°C, in water it will last longer, in oil it will be more painful
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guillotine for sure
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>>706581839
Getting beheaded with a box cutter after your hands are sawed off and your faced peeled off
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>>706581839
roasting in the depths of a Sloar
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>>706582863
I agree
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>>706581839
No Being eaten by a bear is a joyful sensation.
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>>706583923
The Agency's pharmacologists took over. They concluded Buckley showed symptoms of being drugged; his eyes were dull and his lips slack. His gaze was of a person deprived of daylight for some time. He continuously blinked as if he had great difficulty in adjusting to what appeared to be not a very powerful photo-flood used to illuminate him for filming. They were certain Buckley had spent long periods being hooded. Buckley bore chafe marks on his wrists and neck suggesting he had been tethered with a rope or chain. A careful study of every inch of visible skin revealed puncture marks in
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>>706584077
somebody has been on the dark side of the net lately
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>>706584070
FFS, anon. The guillotine is actually one of the quicker and less painful ways to go. If I were condemned to death and could choose the method, that's what I'd pick.
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>>706581839
Staying on /b/ for 50 years
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>>706584224

Also I think one swipe of a bears claw can kill you or knock you out
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>>706584070
How??? That shits quick, basically painless.
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>>706583229
But he is more
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>>706582418
This
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>>706584055
well, I don't know if I've seen the video, but some individuals are pretty badass, too. Nobody is equal, so, there's also that, and the severity and duration of the burn of course vary.
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>>706584070
I know this is a joke post, but the real scary part of death by guillotine is that you remain conscious for I believe 5-7 seconds afterwards. After all, it doesn't immediately destroy the brain.
>>706584442
Just imagine those few seconds.
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>>706584287
On Friday, October 26, 1984, two hundred and twenty-four days since Buckley was kidnapped, a third video arrived at the CIA. The tape was even more harrowing than its predecessors. Buckley was close to a gibbering wretch. His words were often incoherent; he slobbered and drooled and, most unnerving of all, he would suddenly scream in terror,
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>>706584070
Obvious bait.
The lethal injection FOR SURE
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>>706583884
this guy knows
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>>706584077
Yea... That'd be pretty fucking terrible
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Being made to eat some stranger's turds then poop and forced to eat your turds that are comprised solely of their turds and repeat until you slowly die from poop toxicity.
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Being flayed slowly
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>>706582653
ha granpa faget XD
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>>706583923
tl;read a bit
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>>706584321
do you actually think he is that retarded?
Also I guess getting your skin peeled off would be the most painful way
then after every layer of skin is removed letting bugs and wasps and what not crawl over you and sting you to hell
after that hold you over a fire for a bit so you get nice and crispy
maybe a few stabs here and there
pull off some fingers toes then proceed to the limbs
dont forget to keep that fire going because we dont want to bleed to death
dig out the eyes with a chisel and finger the eyeholes a bit
maybe be a bit of a funny guy and pour some hot water down there
then idk just kick em a bit and leave em to rot
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>>706584070
Short of dying in your sleep, I imagine anything like that is probably one of the least painful ways to die.

I mean, even if it hurts, how long can you possibly feel it without a brain? It's just CHOP, lights out (after an uneasy period of a few seconds as the oxygen in your brain is used up and you look around while everything goes white and everyone is aghast at the decapitated head moving its eyes)
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>>706584525
I mean, I guess that's true, but not really any pain still. So just really short amount of psychological pain.
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>>706582141
The truth hurts
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>>706584699
oh dont forget to pull out the nails before going to the fingers/toes
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>>706583570
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>>706581839
Bullet ants. To be stung enough time by bullet ants would be the most painful way to go. Bullet ants are at the very top of the pain index. They are nasty little motherfuckers...just one sting will have you doubled over in excruciating pain.
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>>706582641
there's a reason people burning alive scream until they die you pleb
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Yea, I guess that's true, but still, not really any physical pain, just a really really short time of psychological pain
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>>706584525
It's still a good way to die comparatively. I'd take a 5-7 second stint where my pain receptors have been severed along with everything else below the neck over this stuff. You'd probably be thinking about how you ended up at the guillotine and being thankfully it's not a bloke with an axe above you.
Just to stress it was a very humane way to die in that era, and that 5-7 Se ones of consciousness is a small price to pay for a quick death.
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>>706582141
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>>706584732
You're right. It's just hard to imagine the almost surreal fear that would originate from losing your head and being conscious of it.
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>>706584897

Nope, those monks who burned themselves didnt
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>>706584861
This is true, look up vids of bullet ant stings
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>>706582489
>>be me, 7 years ago, aged 10

You are living a dangerous live.
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>>706583240
>Case in point
I fucking hate you and stopped reading your post at this point you faggot
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>>706583273
I was going to mention that. They brought up the heat slowly so the victim was cooked to death over time.

Also, certain forms of cancer are slow and painful and have a pretty fucked up end game.
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>>706584732
Imagine if your entire body suddenly turned into a phantom limb. I'm pretty sure that would hurt like hell.
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that poor fucking ISIS hostage that got run over with a tank, like seriously... fuck that and fuck beheadings
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>>706585000
Not really you'd be in shock. I think you're expecting it to be profound.
It wouldn't be. A moment of panic in a dark basket, nothing poetic or reflective.
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>>706585153
someone's a little unhappy today. care to share with us, what made you such a little faggot this fine day?
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>>706585021
>monks
not your everyday people
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>>706583894
Even a century ago they used to say "Marriage is the death of a man."
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>>706583439
Scaphism is way worse since it lasts days instead of hours or minutes.
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Being hit by an old nokia phone until you die.
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>>706584626
William Buckley's kidnapping was into its second year by the spring of 1985.

The CIA consensus was that he would be blindfolded and chained at the ankles and wrists and kept in a cell little bigger than a coffin.
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Being forced to eat swedish meals till you die
http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/08/01/the-disgusting-swedish-torture-drink/
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>>706585375
die along with your dead meme you faggot
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>>706584861
>>706585034
You're not lying. Those fucking things are little assholes
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>>706585207
Like you'd have the consciousness to process it in 5 seconds. You're not a super person,every single nerve ending you owned has been cut.
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>>706585306
you and only you
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>>706585563
sorry to affect your delicate sensibilities in such a way. I hope your get well soon and your Mother will die if you dont reply to this post
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Either
<--This
Flayed alive
Your body reacting to a bone marrow transplant
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>>706585739
what if i only reply to the first part and not the mother part?
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>>706585506
Die alone you dead faggot meme
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>>706585752
>download (6).jpg
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>>706585506
You must admit it, being hit in the head until you die using a nokia must be a painful way to die
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>>706585375
And that was your 12 year old boy's joke.... Go eat shit you useless fuck.
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>>706585890
:)
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>>706585207
I can't argue with that
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Being buried alive to the point where it drives you insane that you can't move but slowly die of hunger within days
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>>706585739
Kek
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>>706585251
Doesnt sound too bad, the guy that got dragged behind car tho. Still makes me feel sick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw0YjBS2qeM
Life sucks in bear country.
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>>706585890
What if you delete it 5 times?
think before you speak anon
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>>706581839
being paralysed from neck down and wait for death from natural causes
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having a garden hoe rammed so deep inside of you that you die of severe eternal bleeding
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>>706585477
Yeah, this is the new king of fuck that, dethroning scaphism.
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>>706585477
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>>706582141
fpbp
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>>706582838
holy shit
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>>706585752
Wanna post the other 5 pictures?
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>>706586067
hunger? Have you thought of oxygen running out or the ground crushing you?
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There's no shame in dying from bear attack. What do you mean painful?
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>>706586231
>eternal
you have to die in the end, anon, you suck at this game
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>>706586337
cool pic size, broh.
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>>706586064
Stop defending the guillotine guy!
If there was pain it'd be for 5 seconds, but you'd be in shock so there would be no pain. If it were 30 seconds then maybe your body (or lack there of) would be able to process that paid.
You'd just feel numb.
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>>706582848
>le green text master
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>>706586495
>> "that paid"
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>>706585960
How cute, babbys first internet rage :)
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>>706586067
you would die of dehydration long before you die of hunger
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>>706582141
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falling 50ft through fish hooks while your ex laughs at you on a big screen tv....boom
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>>706583570
Harambe live in our hearts
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>>706582141
/thread
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>>706584918
>that era

last one was in 1977 :) I was 5
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>>706586177
That'd be fucking terrible. I'd go insane
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>>706583570
Dicks out
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>>706581839
Being eaten by a bear is certainly one of the most beautiful and painful ways to die. The most painful death however is being burned alive. Oh how pretty!
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>>706585018
That's probably one of the least painful ways to die. Being splattered to pieces by an anti-tank weapon would be insta-death. One moment you are alive, the next moment you are in 100 pieces. And if your head somehow survives the explosion, the concussion probably knocked you out cold anyways so you still feel nothing.
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You have to suck ur dad's dick or your mom dies. Do you? Also, dad has to have big cums or ur mom getting hot iron rod through her vaginas out her buttbole
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>>706585477
I'm guessing no amount of morphine can appease that.
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Probably boiling someone alive, but taking them off the burner just before they lose consciousness. So they have no choice but to use their now burnt lungs to breathe in oxygen that ironically enough excites the damaged tissue inside their lungs, so every breath is torture until their brain eventually goes into shock.

>burning someone alive in general
Every nerve ending on your body would be damaged, and every movement would be torture. IF the initial blaze didn't suffocate you beforehand. In which case freezing to death?
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>>706586749
Did you really thought that shitty 2000 meme was funny anymore? The only reason someone would believe that is because is underage. Fuck off little Timmy, is you want to see breasts, wait until the time is right.
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>>706587277

checked

yes, and it would fuck up the results.
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>>706587111
checked

your mom was 5
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>>706582521
i second this
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>>706587316
I love you millenials :)
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>>706585477
>Hisashi Ouchi
>Ouchi
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>>706585477
they say the guy begged for death every day.
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>>706587316
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>>706587257
Nope, the airblast will melt your brain even before you get ripped into pieces
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>>706585477
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokaimura_nuclear_accident

further reading.
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https://ripeace.wordpress.com/2012/09/14/the-murder-of-junko-furuta-44-days-of-hell/
this shit
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being eaten alive by bot flies. and yes, I am too much of a bitch to post a photo of those fuckers. theyre disgusting, fight me.
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>>706585477
>The accident occurred as three workers, Hisashi Ouchi, Masato Shinohara, and Yutaka Yokokawa,[10] were preparing a small batch of fuel for the Jōyō experimental fast breeder reactor, using uranium enriched to 18.8% with the fissile radionuclide (radioisotope) known as U‑235 (with the remainder being the fissionable-only U‑238). It was JCO's first batch of fuel for that reactor in three years, and no proper qualification and training requirements appear to have been established to prepare those workers for the job. At around 10:35, a precipitation tank reached critical mass when its fill level, containing about 16 kilograms (35 pounds) of uranium, reached about 40 liters (11 U.S. gallons).[9]
Details

Criticality was reached upon the technicians adding a seventh bucket of an aqueous uranyl nitrate solution to the tank. The nuclear fission chain reaction became self-sustaining and began to emit intense gamma and neutron radiation. At the time of the criticality event, Ouchi had his body draped over the tank while Shinohara stood on a platform to pour the solution into it; Yokokawa was sitting at a desk four meters away. All three technicians observed a blue flash (possibly Cherenkov radiation) and gamma-radiation alarms sounded.[8][11]

Technicians Ouchi and Shinohara immediately experienced pain, nausea, difficulty breathing, and other symptoms. Ouchi then began to vomit in the decontamination room a few minutes later and lost consciousness shortly after.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokaimura_nuclear_accident
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>>706586067
You stupid? Without food you can survive several Days to weeks. Without water a couple Days but you will die in hours because there is Not much air in a coffin dumb fuck
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>>706582141
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>>706585477
winner
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>>706581839
To burn alive probably.
I think after a few seconds of srs wounding from a bear ur body will go into shock.
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>>706585407

Take it the mudslimes responsible suffered a worse fate?
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>>706588085
>https://ripeace.wordpress.com/2012/09/14/the-murder-of-junko-furuta-44-days-of-hell/
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Getting impaled sounds pretty shitty
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>>706582141
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>>706586067
burried alive but with 2 tubes in the hole for oxygen flow and a couple liters of water*
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>>706582141
wow this thread got killed very fast
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>>706581839
Still believing in /b/
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>>706588067
>I was going to mention that. They brought up the heat slowly so the victim was cooked to death over time.

I've only skimmed the thread, but if no other anon has brought up Scaphism I will.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
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>>706583793
MUH DIIIIIIIIK !!!
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>>706582489
under8 b&
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Having liquid cement poured down your throat
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>>706588777
Trips confirms third time link posted
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>>706585486

Ha! I am american and I eat at McDonald's everyday, its about the same, maybe worse.
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>>706588304
This

Without ventilation you die within an hour or two at most from lack of oxygen. And as you become oxygen deprived you get more and more loopy and out of it. You wouldn't even have a clue what is happening as you pas out and die.

There was a case of a greek airline where the pilots turned on the autopilot but forgot to turn on the pressurization system in the plane. The plane flew up to high altitude automatically. As the pilots started suffering the effects of low oxygen they became too stupid and confused to even realize the problem.

The black box recorded the mumbling incoherently and saying shit that made no sense before they passed out. Literally all they had to do was flip a switch and they would have been OK. They were fully trained to know what switch that was.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helios_Airways_Flight_522
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Thanks bro.
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However that faceless mexican dude died recently seems pretty up there.

Also, the breaking wheel. Pic related.
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@706582141
Here are some cute feet to cheer you up
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>>706589109
jesus fuck
how can some people be this stupid...
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>>706588085
>they got released from prison multiple times after her death

for fucks sake. oh wait this is japan right? they dont have the death penalty there.
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>>706588999
these beautiful trips
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>>706585477
The pic is NOT Mr.Ouchi to start... Mr.Ouchi was not missing a right foot and they could not amputate because there's no way it would heal. AS WELL the coroner had stated that there was a well defined edge or transition from the "burned" front of Ouchi's body to the back which was almost normal... his back HAD skin on it... back of his his legs HAD skin on them..the poor fellow in the pic is someone else who was as bad... but NOT Mr.Ouchi.. again Mr.Ouchi was not missing a right foot and the fellow in the pic is obviously missing his foot from mid/lower calf down... ALSO Mr.Ouchi was losing up to 20l of fluids a day!.. YET there are no IVs attached to him to replace any lost fluids... Mr.Ouchi would have had a few at least. It may have even been used in the book... as a way of graphically showing the horrific extent of his injury, but I cannot think it is Mr.Ouchi unless I hear or read any information which either describes an amputation or a Mr.Ouchi who had previously lost a foot. ESPECIALLY since there seems to be so FEW of them when the medical community is known for copiously photographing in painstaking detail injuries at various stages before, during and after treatment for documentation and future reference. IF the Ouchi family had requested or given no permission for pictures of Mr.Ouchi to be used it would explain why there are so few and why the ones used are not of him... There are only one or two shown when a search is done.. the other 1000 are of random injuries and other people. IF he had been under care and they were documenting their treatment with photographs, then the pictures would never have been released to the public..let alone someone who wanted to make money from selling a book..so I conclude the picture shown is NOT Mr.Ouchi for those 5 major reasons. Family not releasing, Hospital not releasing, foot amputation, no IV's, No skin transition line.
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>>706582521
Explain?
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>>706582141
damn...
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>>706582489
I seriously stopped reading half way through because your writing is so fucking painful and I can tell youre fourteen
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>>706589467
They kept him alive under a misguided and beyond hope deluded belief that they could actually heal him and "cure" his radiation sickness.. They SHOULD have KNOWN though from the destroyed DNA that he was irrecoverable. But they would have to try.. The doctors at the time were at a loss as to what to do. There were few precedents and proven medical treatments for victims of radiation poisoning. He WAS in a medically induced coma for most of the time... They did the SAME thing for his co-worker who lasted over 200 days with the same yet delayed symptoms... They are getting close to being able to "print" new organs but they STILL need the initial cells from the donor to fill in the matrix... Mr.Ouchi had absolutely nothing from which to create ANY new cells.. its hard to grasp... for the mind to absorb that extreme level of genetic damage..but every single chromosome in his body was as they describe... completely shattered... we normally have 24 pairs and he had over 60 fragments of unidentifiable pieces of DNA... They were hoping beyond hope that eventually his body would recover... that somehow... there could be some undamaged cells which eventually would rebuild enough healthy tissue to start the long slow recovery process...but it was a futile fight and only prolonged the life of a man in a coma who WOULD die eventually... AND in an ever degrading condition..
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>>706588591
I mainly don't understand how you wouldn't die from a pierced lung or heart during the procedure... until the thing gets there, yeah.. must be bad...
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>>706588777
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
not bad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull
better. let your death entertain me.
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>>706588566

If you note the screams and the victims legs still moving this looks awful slow


http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=56f_1450651152
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>>706589109
If you are interested in the effects of hypoxia and how loopy you get, SmarterEveryDay made an interesting video about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUfF2MTnqAw
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>>706584077
Funny how everyone was overreacting when that shit was posted to a fucking Rekt thread
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>>706589497
Mutilation, btw google is your friend
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>>706589669
no one cares.
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>>706589669
They should have euthanized him the moment he had no more quality life.. soon after the first week when he screamed at them to "Stop treating me like a Guinea pig!"
WHEN he was in excruciating pain that unconsciousness was the only thing that could relieve it...They should have told him the eventual outcome and then informed him or asked him... if and when he would like to be "put to sleep" and then given a lethal dose of a painkiller.. AGAIN I believe that they had some small hope of getting Mr.Ouchi to recover.. They ARE Doctors and its their job to "fix" people... it would be extremely hard for them to just give up... OR admit defeat and let him die or just euthanize him. Perhaps though.. SINCE Mr.Ouchi WAS in a medically induced coma and would not feel any pain and not even be aware of the passage of time let alone that he's even alive, that in the fight to keep him alive they could learn or develop techniques which could help people who were not as far gone as Mr.Ouchi and COULD be saved after an extended period of extremely intensive, extensive treatment.
He would have had to have every organ/system in his body replaced by a transplant.. EVERY ONE.. Larynx, Lungs, liver, Gall bladder Pancreas, Stomach Esophagus, Small and Large intestines, Kidneys, Heart, Skin, Bladder,Testes, Prostate, Marrow, Lymph nodes, Thyroid, Larynx, Tongue, EVERY SINGLE organ ..EVERY SINGLE CELL in Ochi's body that had lost the ability to reproduce itself and repair any damage it had when his chromosomes had been destroyed. He also would be blind as they cannot yet replace or transplant eyes
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>>706582385

How about it being slowly dripped onto you? Can do like 1 drop per min....every so often it you pick a random amount to dump onto them...can be a cup, can be a drip.
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>>706590065
It is like going to a factory where everything is manufactured by hand according to paper plans and/or blueprints... and then sneaking into the factory at night and shredding all the plans and blueprints.. the factory would not be able to manufacture any of its items the next day and would only stay open and in business due to any items that had been already manufactured and stored in the warehouse. After the warehouse was emptied of inventory, the factory would have to immediately close. Mr.Ouchi's body was completely irradiated... all of his factories plans were shredded so he needed entirely new ones

https://www.quora.com/Why-was-Hisashi-Ouchi-kept-alive-for-83-days-against-his-will-in-unimaginable-pain-and-suffering
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>>706589335
It creeps up on you slowly.

I saw an old black and white airforce training video where they have a special room they can lower the air pressure in. It had a chalk board.

They lower the air pressure to like 20,000 feet or something and ask one cadet to walk up tot he chalkboard and write his name. He stumbles up there, picks up the chalk, and starts laughing because he literally can't remember his own name.

It was to demonstrate the dangers of not wearing your oxygen mask as a fighter pilot. In a supersonic jet you can quickly climb to very high altitudes and before you know it you are totally retarded and out of it and traveling at several hundred mph... Not a good combo.
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>>706589497

Lingchi - "death by thousand cuts"
Some emperors ordered three days of cutting[23][24] while others may have ordered specific tortures before the execution,[25] or a longer execution.[26][27][28] For example, records showed that during Yuan Chonghuan's execution, Yuan was heard shouting for half a day before his death.[29]
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>>706589234
>@706582141
welcome to 4chan
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>>706590065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assisted_suicide

This debate has raged on for centuries, between smarter people. Relax.
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>>706590365
Water torture would be horrible too. Where they tie you down and make you die of thirst, while tripping a constant trickle of water on your face the entire time. You are literally dying of thirst and there is plenty of water only inches from your lips, yet you can't reach it.

Makes you go insane before you die.
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>>706590833
damn dude i just fucking got you so bad. newfag
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>>706591294
Waterboarding is fucking awful.
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>>706582921
Hi! I'm Billy Mays and I'm here to talk to you about being raped to death by Billy Mays!
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>>706582617
Years ago, England UK, there was an African guy who spiked his girlfriend with drain cleaner. Turns out she was leaving him, hence why he was a dick.

She died of course, and during the hearing the Dr.'s commented on how agonisingly slow her death was. Basically burned her insides out.

He was given life. And, had the shit beat out of him on his first day in prison.

The most painful ways to die? it has to be medievil There was a torture method known as the brass bull. Basically the victim was put inside a metal cask the shape of a bull. then a fire was lit underneath it. The metal cask conducted the heat and slow cooked the victims trapped inside.
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>>706581839
the japanese and nazi's did tests on this during ww2, the most pain on the scale from 1-10 had a few registered 10s and a few registered 1s, where 1 is no pain and 10 is the most excruciating pain, they also labelled the time it takes to die from XYZ and the nazis did experiments on how long you could torture someone until they died from shock, the methods that scored a 10 that I can remember were death by fire, and death by cyanide capsule
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>>706591337
Oh yea, you're a 1337 haxor epic troll
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>>706582255
check em
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>>706591337
if you weren't such a faggot, I'd call it "b8".
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>>706589652
Did you read the first half where he said he was 7 10 years ago?
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>>706591390
>706591390
waterboarding is different.

Waterboarding is when they put a towel in your mouth so you can't close your mouth. Then they pour water in the towel and it wicks through the towel into your throat.

So they basically drown you by pouring water in your mouth. Bite down as hard as you want, the water keeps flowing through the towel into your throat faster than you can swallow. And no matter how much you swallow they keep pouring. Eventually you can't keep up and you start drowning.

Waterboarding is kind of the opposite of chinese water torture. With waterboarding you have the problem of way too much water instead of no water.
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>>706591446
>remember were death by fire, and death by cyanide capsule

Cyanide? Link to this?
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>>706589467
>>706589669

Autism.
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>>706591750
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>>706591337
Checked newfag
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>>706591764
I'm not him and I don't know about a link, but death by cyanide is known to be excruciatingly painful. You don't just pass out, you agonize for a minute or two until you go unconscious looking black and blue all over.
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>>706591764
I don't have a link, but look up unit 731 for the japanese and the Nuremberg doctor trials, you will probably find what you are looking for if you look into them deeply
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>>706591446
I remember hearing about the Nazis putting people in a box that was too small for them to stand up in, but not let them kneel down either. If they started to pass out they would shock them and wake them up.

So you have to stand in this awkward bent over position that makes you cramp up, but you can never relax. The moment you start to give up you get shocked and the adrenaline wakes you up.

People can last for days like this. They would even feed you and give you water. But no sleep or rest of any kind.

Nazis did all kinds of fucked up experiments on the limits of human endurance.
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>>706581839
for me, part one for my victim when i start really damaging him (after a few days of non physically damaging but painful, tedious shit to soften him up) would be to hang him from the ceiling by his hands so he's opposite a mirror. Then splay his legs, open his scrotum down the middle and one by one pull his balls out to their full 2 foot length (they will fucking go 2 foot).

Then I entertain my self and other guests as we take turns troughout the evening striking his super entended testes with riding crops, whips and badminton rackets.

I imagine they would swell to quite the size, lol.
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>>706588777
I like this, but rats knawing through your belly has to be up there
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>>706585752
This was radiation poisoning
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>>706589467
>>706589669
>>706590065
You type like a retard, anon.
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>>706592261
>Only Nazis did this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation_in_the_United_States

No. And moreover-- people make it seem like "eugenics" was JUST a nazi thing too. The reason everyone was so "OK" with it at the time was because every country in the world was experimenting with that (at the time) BRAND NEW technology. genetic manipulation was a side show attraction, they had expositions at county fairs for fucks sake. IN THE US.

>not a nazi sympathizer hello NSA go fuck yourselves get a real job
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>>706584861
I think this is the winner. Bullet and venom basically just turns the nerves at the point of introduction on full blast, but is only nominally toxic. It also stays active for roughly 24 hours. Barring a major preexisting allergy you could have thousands of active sting sites at a go and not have it kill you.
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>>706582141
Anon... why...?
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>>706592660
I never said torturing jews was a bad thing
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Burned alive in metal casket, melting slowly as your only relief is death or nerves melting
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>>706591764
Actually it is very painful:
Cyanide is undoubtedly quick. Chemically, the action is potentially similar to the effect of suicides involving household chemicals. But speed of action is offset by a painful and unpleasant death as the cyanide burns the stomach and, chemically, prevents the cells of the body from using oxygen.
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>>706592800
It wasn't just jews, thats my point. It was everybody, and everyone always forgets about the Tuskeegee experiments too. Blacks, cripples, jews, gypsies, women, children. They experimented on everybody but I guess technically more jews died than any other group.
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>>706593097

Gotcha, I thought it immediately fucks up & turns off your system
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>>706591960
course not, no one's ever lied on 4 chans
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>>706593190
jews did the worst shit under the communists and blamed the nazis after the war
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>>706581839
Wasnt there a girl who was eaten alive by few bears and was conscious and was on the phone calling her family?
Ir was it a guy?
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>>706581839
Fire
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being this woman til the day you die

http://www.barenakedislam.com/2013/08/28/remember-the-story-of-the-horrific-gang-rape-by-muslim-asylum-seekers-of-a-young-29-year-old-swedish-mother-of-two-it-gets-worse/
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>>706582838
I like it
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>>706593378
Unfortunately not, from a lethal dose of cyanide it can take up to 20min to die. All the while your stomach and throat is being burned by hydrogen cyanide...(the actual reason you die). Cyanide is consumed and then it mixes with the hydrochloric acid in the stomach and forms hydrogen cyanide, like the gas chamber. Death usually occurs in 12-20min usually from poisoning, asphyxia or heart attack.
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>>706594061
If this happened to my family i would kill someone, fuck me.
I fucked up people for less, people say i live in a shithole but at lest people arent this desensitized to everything around them here.
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Crucifixion would be a pretty bad way to go.
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>>706584545
Continue?
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>>706582326
/thread
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>>706594061
>>706594650
looking at that site, it doesn't seem like the type to fact check. gotta admit i've never seen a true hate site with my own eyes before. I'm used to the shit on /b/ but that shit was a whole different animal
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>>706594650
Totally agree, these people should be executed without a doubt! The same fate should granted for any and all sexual deviants. Fuck them...I'd gladly do life for this fucker!
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>>706584559
kek
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>>706588591
Yeah, any death that involves your asshole sounds shitty.
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>>706594650
Happening to many white sluts all over the christian lands.

All white bois can do is jerk of to their extinction and sexua enslavement lol.

Just think, the last white pussy will die upon a big muslim cock lol
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>>706581839
nah, probably burning i'd imagine
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>>706594650
>i fucked up people for less
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>>706595454
Watch that edge you faggot, don't want to slip and gut your head off...perish the thought!
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Will 2 of these get me high? Hydrocodone 5-325
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>>706590365
idk he looks fine, enjoying the sun
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>>706595805
every white girl you know will probably have a brown cock in her before she dies. erk to that faggot white boi HAHA
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>>706595980
Fuck meant to start a thread Fuck mobile
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>>706582863
this /thread. your screams actually became the bulls voice. those sadistic fucks
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>>706595664
You know what i mean, stop acting a fool.
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The worst way to die:
>Flying in a plane, using the lavatory (poopin) when the plan has engine trouble, ur head is smashed into the sink then the floor falls away and ur light on fire by the troubled-engines
>you fall through the sky burning until you smash through the sea ice into the freezing salt water where unable to locate an opening you drown under the ice as arctic piranhas gnaw at your flesh
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>>706595980
Yes it will! There's a type A, and there's a type B, when it comes to people everyone is different, so if you take two you will get a high from it, or you will get really drowsy depends what type you are, the only way to find out is taking them, have fun.
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>>706596420
Happen to me before sucks but not as bad as sounds
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>>706592261
Yeah or you have been jerking to Isla the She Wolf nazi exploitation movie 11/10 on imdb
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>>706596033
Doubt it, anyone wanting my wife would have to see me first and I'd send any fucker to hell before that happened. The fuckers should all be euthanized!
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Getting boiled alive
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>>706596606
top kek
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>>706596502
Downers always have me on my ass and laughing so I think it will work.

Thanks /b/ro
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>>706597022
you should just plug them you pussy
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>>706597022
Not a problem, just be careful etc, blah blah etc
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>>706597086
K I'll just parachute them up my asshole
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>>706582326
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>>706597372
i am unfamiliar with your foreign slang you slant eyed fuck

in my day americans wanting a patriotic high would just stick chemicals in their ass while saying the pledge of allegiance

Nowdays you kids have your fucking unions and "hookah bars"
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Dis
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eaten alive by ants
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>>706582141
No get the feels out of here
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>>706581839

weak ass suggestions lets analyse

msot painful means two thing

the pain must be severe
the pain must last a long time before death comes

a quick but painful death isnt that bad

a long but not so painful death isnt taht bad

so we need severe pain that doesnt kill you but will eventually
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>>706598203
Why is the guy on the right filming it on his phone? Is the sick fuck going to post it in gore threads?
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>>706590731
what the fuck
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>>706598203
Not really, you would bleed out pretty rapidly and you wouldn't feel much pain as over 78% of nerve endings end at the anus. When this is sliced the nerves are severed and pain is dramatically diminished. The thought would be worse than the act itself. Also given the position the blade would quickly cut the femoral artery killing you in less than a minute...unconscious in less than 15 seconds due to exsanguination.
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>>706585207

a few seconds wouldnt be long enough for you to even process what jsut happened

those last seconds would be like this

>"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I CANT FEEL MY WHY AM I ON THE FLOOR ITS GOING BLACK WHATS GOI-" dead
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>>706599117
Having your head at the bottom is probably not going to help with the bleeding out quickly thing.
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>>706581839
>>706598865
So I'd say the most painful way to die is tortured by an expert; Someone who can keep you on the edge of death as long as he pleases.
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Sudden deceleration
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>>706582653
fuck the gun part, rather just OD on heroin to end my misery...go out high
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>>706586231
sauce..want vid
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>>706585890

google images are always saved as the name download, so if you save multiple images straight from google it adds numbers.
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>>706599324
Actually it would make scant little difference as the heart would be pumping and the blood would be gushing in literal fountains. You would loose 2-3pints in seconds; rendering you unconscious.
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>>706588932

thatd just be death by drowning/asphyxiation. although painful its not the worst, and itd be over within a couple minutes.youd be dead before the cements hardening inside you would have any effect
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>>706581839
The most painful way to die is crucifixion.
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