1. your state (if you live in murica, obviously)
2. have you seen clowns recently?
1. NY
2. No.
1.TX
2.yes
bump
1. NC
2. yep
>>706580115
>>706580116
>115, 116
whoa
all those clown vids are like 5+ years old
1. UT
2. No
1) britfag
2) we replaced our clowns with jews.
NY yes
1. PA
2. No
But our schools gonna get shot up tomorrow by this guy
https://www.instagram.com/gigglez_is.real/
WA yes
LA
Hell no
1. England
2. No
3. Why?
>>706579913
1.CA
2.Yes
>>706581321
where?
>>706581009
if they're not trolling, they'll probably go armed on Thursday or Friday and say "we lied, assholes" (with an evil voice)
1.AZ
2.Yes
>>706579913
AK
NO
You get shot doing dumb shit like that up here. Too many guns in AK
>>706581162
I'd assume this
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/killer-clown-scare-causes-frenzy-at-penn-state-belmont-university-w443327
>>706580752
KEK
>>706579913
Hundreds of creepy clowns terrorizing people across multiple states. On the bright side, they can all be picked up in one police car.
>>706579913
>FBI has run out of leads.
Wew-lad. You could have just asked for help, faggot.
>>706580115
also TX
probably where itll end due to abundant guns
>>706581577
Waka waka.
1. California
2. No
>>706581066
I'm in South LA, we have down here.
>>706580650
>>706579913
samefag
1. IL
2. Yes, tried to hit him with my car and he ran into a corn field before i could.
1.CA
2.No
I've heard people have seen em in my state but i don't know where must be in the valley or Norcal. Cause nothing here in Socal yet.
>>706581449
Where at /b/ro haven't seen any in the West valley
>>706581577
Checked and chuckled.
>>706579913
1. FL
2. No
>>706579913
1.AR
2.Yes, this morning
>>706581881
I live near the 101 in Glendale, the power went out in my apartment complex and I went outside to see what was going on. I was in the parking lot when I saw a clown walking down the street. Shit was creepy as fuck and I went right back in my apartment.
>>706579913
why is there a clown'ing occurring now?
>http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/30/us/creepy-clown-hoaxes-arrests.html?_r=0
oh now we are talking
1. Tx
2. Yes
>>706579913
fucking stupid viral marketing campain
>>706582195
Also didn't help that it was near 2am.
ny
no
WI
No
State, inebreation
You fucking clowns all day long
1.MA
2.no
MI
yes
the other night getting food, bought 00 buck the next day
>>706579913
OH
Yeah
>>706581449
az here, doubt there are any. this is just some stupid shit posting
>>706582248
took this many posts for someone to state the obvious
hail corporate
>>706579913
1. ny
2. no
1 ca
2 no
>>706582426
some bot shitposting, bet it's one guy posting all of that shit
MA/NH
Yes
ak
no
is this a meme this cant be a real thing people are doing
Eastlake ohio? hell yes
Nothing in Canada yet, heard something about a clown in Nova Scotia though.
WV
Haven't seen them personally but there been on the local news.
A clown cut open a screen door with a machete about 20 minutes away. They are getting ballsy
>>706581794
I'm in a town called Covington by New Orleans, was it around here?
>>706579913
ND
no
1. ME
2. Yes
why everybody so scared ? just knock them fuckers out wheres the problem ?
>>706581879
Where are you in Socal?
Had a dream one of these fuckers poked their head in my window and told me I was next.
>>706582195
Fuck that, going strapped all the time now. Last thing i need is a fucking clown trying to run up on me.
>>706582771
says the fat neckbeard
1. VA
2. No
>>706582398
MI
Not yet
>>706582754
1. You
2. Yes
can we call proof or gtfo on this thread?
I wonder if the actual professional clowns are losing business because of this shit.
>>706579913
Florida
Yes (I'm one of the clowns people see)
>>706581879
From the valley and can confirm some weird shit has been going on.
Lots of late night giggling when I leave the window open for a smoke and our community mail box has been blown up consistently every time we get a new one.
The community mailbox is on the lawn to the side of my house so I've been keeping track of these niggers.
In my case it's just the local nigger kids evolving into roaming packs of giggling edgelords, but that could just be because the black kids here have the money of an 'oh my goodness' degenerate.
1. FL
2. Yes
>>706582861
Im near roseville
>>706579913
1 Florida
2 Yeah, he died
>>706580115
>>706581627
One clown was already shot in the head and in critical condition. (Texas)
>>706582782
Cerritos.
>>706582910
If I see you staring me down you're getting shot in the face
get ready
YALL PUSSYS !!! JUST JUMP THEM FUCKERS !!! YALL SO SCAREDDD LMAO PATETHIC
Southeastern WI
Many, 3 within the past 2 weeks.
>>706579913
>using pic from promo action
gtfo fag and take your paranoia with you
>>706582248
>movie comes out next year
>attacks
>arrests
>clown pedos
Yeah real nice marketing
Guys this is the Clan of Light, Observation and the Watchers of the Night
>>706582554
Is >>706581454 statement true?
>>706582903
http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Creepy-clown-sighting-reported-in-southern-West-Virginia-393192181.html
http://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Neighbors-report-creepy-clown-sighting-in-South-Point-395539911.html
>>706583147
Right! White people such bitches breh.
>>706583485
That's why nigs attack in groups right?
Nigs are afraid of the woods, they are afraid of magic and ghosts
tn
no
i feel like that would end badly around here, tons of military and we all carry.
1. MA
2. No but there's reports of some literally one town away from me
CT
no
>>706582557
Willoughby brah same
MN
Not yet, apparently there's been some around my town
>>706583593
Nigs learned to hunt in herds back in Africa. Being that they have not evolved they still hunt in herds.
i live in canada and they have migrated north
>>706583421
i was speaking about every fucker who says YES... this shit spreads like virus, one report, then edgy super mystery fags share it on facebook and then everyone is reporting it just to be cool
OH
No
>>706582886
Kek
>>706583236
FucKKK THATS whERE I AM
>>706583421
>member slenderman?
>member marble hornets?
>ooooh I member....
>>706579913
SC
Yes, they're all over the fucking place.
NJ
didn't see it heard about one
>>706583882
OH
ONE ON THE STREET THAT INTERSECTS MINE
HERES A PIC
1. NRW
2. no
NY
hearing about them but havent seen one
Florida
No
>fuck this Damn hurricane
1. CO
2. No
>>706579913
1. KS
2. Yes.
1.SC
2.Nope
>>706579913
NV
No. This is an open carry state
>>706582248
>mfw this viral campaign goes too far and a bunch of psychopaths kill people and the movie studios get sued
>>706584146
Member toolfag?
CT
yes, two
>>706584569
Greenville?
>>706584633
Walterboro
>>706582592
link pls
>>706584600
that's not bad idea actually... so now I can put clown mask on and fuck up whoever I want and they will blame it on them
>>706584676
Chucktown. What's up cuz. I've heard they're all over Greenville.
I Actually dont live in the us but there are also some clowns bumping around cities here. My hometown is somehow special. We have fking rabbits.
>>706583606
Clowns are carrying too so get ready for an all out gun fight
>>706583236
Apparently Janesville is far enough west to not be a part of this apparent clown outbreak. I've seen none.
1.Pennsylvania
2.ye
1. CA
2. No
>>706579913
Holy shit I just came onto /b/ wondering if there was a thread about these clown sightings and this just happened to be the first thread I saw. I'm done here, back to /pol/.
>>706584764
Literally like 10 posts above you faggot
>>706583421
The 2nd link
>>706582406
>>706583421
>>706583882
OH
I am the clown. I see you even when you don't see me. I am the clown.
The violets are blue, your blood is most red, if your window stays open, I'll be under your bed. If the bed is too small, be sad not for me, check all your closets, for I may be We
>>706582859
Where in VA bro?
1. Fl
2. Not personally, but friends claim to have seen them
>>706585062
Roanoke
Samhain
NJ.
Nope.
>>706583421
I've now seen a wsaz link on /b/. That's about it for me guys.....
1. MO
2. No
>>706579913
1. NY
2. Yes (Trump)
>>706585217
Too far
>>706585571
>>706583088
fucking good.
1, KY
2. This is actually a thing?
This is an operation conducted by the intelligence services in america to see how fast disinformation and lies dissipate and spread.
They are tracking how often people talk about this.
>>706585467
Where at?
>>706581794
St James Louisiana has them
>>706579913
CF
Yes
>>706581009
>Gigglez
Fuckin' cringey ass edgelord and his faggot friends.
>>706579913
The only clown you'll see is yourself fag
1. My house
2. OP from this thread
>>706581373
I'm not the poster but I'm also in Cali.
We saw them near colleges somewhere in Sac.
>>706582581
tons of fags in clown masks in sydney, but theyre all edgy 14 year olds from RHS fucking cranking each other off
all bark no bite
>>706582904
We are :'(
>>706584901
Lies, I'm also from Ca and we've been getting them. Which part are you from?
1. CO
2. No
Massachusetts
Yes
Our college was on lockdown today.
>>706585428
What's wrong with wsaz faggot? Best news in the area!
NY (Upstate)
No
1.NC
2. No, not in Raleigh or Charlotte for past 3 weeks
>I usually see em once every other day. What's going on?
>>706583088
>Be American
>Shoot people for wearing costumes
>>706582406
oh yeah?
>>706588279
OH YEAH
we just ask to take a pic with them...fags!
>>706588561
Why not capture one and interrogate who's behind all this?
>>706579913
1.Italy-Rome
2.Ecxept our prime minister, no one
>>706581826
So you tried to murder a man for simply standing there
You're doing gods work
>>706581449
Arizona fag here. No clowns in the south part of the valley.
Lying mexicunt perhaps?
>>706588655
>https://www.instagram.com/gigglez_is.real/
whats the point.... faggits being faggy!
>>706581881
True that everyone out here in AZ packs because its legal.. Its literally legal to carry a concealed weapon in this great state of AZ.. Clowns gotta be stupid to try and pull that shit in AZ.
SD
No
i live in porter texas and i personally have not seen any clowns, but if ya'll wanna be trill as fuck can you make an anonymous clown threat to my school saying you gonna blow it up or some shit cuz i dont feel like going to school tomo, thx if you do, school is called Porter High School
>>706588852
didnt mean too include link....wtf
>>706588233
More like
>Walking down street at night
>Mother fucker in clown outfit jumps out
>Think it's a murderer
>Shoot it
>>706588743
He did say he was in Glendale
Alright motherfuckers we're going down as a site so let's go out with a bang
1. Buy a clown mask or face paint
2. Go out tonight, tomorrow, the next night, whenever. Just fucking go out and creep around as a clown
3. ?????
4. Profit!!!!
IA
No but my buddy seen some last night jumping out of the bushes
why is this kind of faggotry always limited to murica?
1. PA
2. I saw this clown a while back.
These clowns arennt even creepy, theyre all dumb teens thinking their funny. I'm in buffalo NY and I've seen a clown and all you have to do is run and them and they go from acting creepy to acting like a pussy. Its hilarious
>>706579913
AZ
Yes. threatened to shootup my school
>>706589277
>profit!!!!
How exactly?
>>706589356
It's in England as well
>>706589324
Where in IA? 515 here.
Also I have not seen any clowns.
>>706579913
faze apex?
>>706589638
any particular places? Manchesterfag here and nothing so far
>>706589574
is that a serious question? how new are you
>>706589725
563 here
>>706589815
Idk, I've only seen screenshots of reports. Prestonfag here.
>>706589946
not far from me then, didnt want to say boltonfag as i fucking hate this place
>>706589923
Not new. Just isn't any profit. Unless you have never been outside before.
1. CA
2. nah
how about PA. Are there clowns there
>>706579913
WA
No
there was a sighting not far from where I live. Also, have you guys seen the vid of the two guys beating one up? Fucking hilarious.
>>706589929
I delivery drive part time in Ames. I figure with all the retards at ISU running around I'd figured I'd have seen one by now.
>WA
>No
What's this about anyway?
1.NC
2.No, i want to though...blow that fuckers brains out
1. PA
2. Yeah but my friends said someone reported seeing them
1.OH
2.no
>>706590298
No one knows. Most likely edgy teens or fat neckbearded pedos
>>706590295
Yeah im surprised you havent yet. The local news channel just brought up a story on these clowns haha. Fucking pussys
>>706590327
dont act like you'd actually kill them LOL
IL, they won't be showing up where I live.
>>706589946
>screenshots of reports
>looks legit
>>706590295
Hows life being a part time delivery driver? what do you deliver? ive been looking at some pizza boy jobs around town but eh to many crazys out there
>>706579913
NY.
Yes.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/1901606/knife-clown-chase-joggers-woods/amp/?client=ms-android-sonymobile
>>706590530
I love my boss, we hang out in Des Moines and go to bars every once in awhile. Money is good, college town is nice for that.
Way I see it I get paid to drive around stoned and listen to music. What's not to like?
1. Il
2. Not seen but heard they were in the area
>>706582406
>>706582557
>>706583672
>>706583882
>>706584260
Also OH
I take a route to work that I'm pretty sure there have been sightings on 303. Surprised I haven't seen one yet.
>>706590144
Yes. Shippensburg had two (either uni students or methheads) chasing people with sticks
>>706589574
>>706590076
>Not new
Yes you are, you don't have to pretend. It's a reference to Underpants Gnomes.
>>706590850
That's great but I'm still not new faggot
1. NV
2.NO
is this new guy fawkes mask type of shit?
>>706579913
New Orleans? if so yea
>>706590850
>not knowing a south park reference makes someone new
Fuck off faggot
>>706579913
If i see one im shooting
>>706579913
OH yes
>>706590530
Not the dude you were talking to, but pizza delivery isn't a bad gig. Just find a decent middle class neighborhood to deliver around and you'll hardly encounter anything weird. I delivered for 4 years and only ever minimally feared for my life. My boss was cool as fuck too.
>>706579913
1. Vermont
2. No but the cops are gearing up for it.
Pic related.
>>706579913
1. CA
2. Only on /b/
>>706590973
>>706591120
Not knowing a common meme makes you autistic but being this butthurt makes you a real faggot
>>706579913
I kinda want to dress up like a clown, go and hold a sign with the BLM ppl (No black ppl really live in my area, mostly SJW white ppl at the rallys) My sign will read "Clown Lives Matter"
>>706591378
Know your meme other wise there will be trouble kids
1.RLP
2.No
>>706591120
>>706590973
calm down you butthurt newfags. I was about to tell you how retarded you were when anon responded politely. but he should have just called you a dumbfuck
1.OH
2.not yet
>>706590973
Yes yes you are new cancer. lurk moar
>>706591120
you samefagging or defending your buttbuddy? fuck off cancer we're talking about clowns
>>706581066
I'm also from LA, we had some fucktards close to us saying they saw some.
I'm gonna laugh when they get their asses shot around here.
1.MA
2.Yes
>>706582771
One clown was 7 feet tall and others have knives. How do you knock out a 7 feet tall man or someone with a knife you fat neckbeard?
>>706579913
1:TX
2: yeah they've been making threats to shoot up
all of the schools in my area
>>706579913
NJ
Yeah. Kearny and Belleville outside of Newark have incidents and... "Threats"?
My city is so ghetto, the kids trick or treat without costumes, bang on the door like the police and hold a pillow case up waiting for you to drop candy. I bought popcorn balls last year, mf's get pissed and throw them on the porch. If they seen a clown, they'd probably steal his costume.
>>706581009
Thank You
Your tip has been submitted.
1. your state (if you live in murica, obviously)
2. have you seen clowns recently?
1. I live in England
2. No.
>>706591489
y u so mad tho?
>>706581009
PA had sightings
https://twitter.com/IowaClowns?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>706591557
>not being able to tell when someone is being a patronising shit head
1.SC
2.no
bunch of bullshit
>>706585798
Apparently so cousin. Also Ky(rural) here.
No
People are smarter than that...they know they will likely get shot.
>>706585052
Remove Kebab
>>706592138
I wasn't being patronising. You just went full blown autistic
1 IN
2 yes
3 one was shot in my hometown a couple days ago lol
1. Ontario, Canada
2. Yeah but it was at a festival so very confusing
>>706589366
>Read the filename
This is now an ask thread
IN
no
OH
I just moved to the Youngstown area and I always see these fuckin clowns. Standing outside the store. Drinking there faygo. Trying to look all hard but they just look like a bunchild of fat faggots
>>706592138
I can tell you're an autistic fuck. oh no anon said something that could be taken sarcastically, better go full blown assburgers because i'm underage and dont get memes past dat boi
PA
I'm a clown.
>>706592425
Hehe
CA
No.
Ireland
Yes
>>706592713
How's being a clown going?
>>706592571
Do they happen to look like this?
>>706592629
Someonessssssss triggered
Fl
Yes
>>706581009
Hahaha, that fag is trying to be cool but since he posted this he'll get arrested for making terrorist threats and have to get ass raped in jail. Good job
>>706592962
What the fuck are they even arguing about anyway?
>>706579913
1.FL
2. No, but 2 of my coworkers have
>>706583303
Explain pls
>>706591823
Same, NISD?
>>706581009
the link in his description links to a kickstarter page
1. England
2. Yes
>>706593050
where at?
any lads seen clowns in Maryland? heard about clown sighting here but never seen one.
>>706581794
Some niggers around central LA got arrested for threatening to shoot up schools
>>706593140
Memes the cringey faggots
>>706581826
>IL
>ran into corn field
Yup he's telling the truth.
>>706582451
The Remake of "IT" is coming out soon.
How come none of these faggots have been shot or at least talked to or anything?
I mean I wouldn't approach one alone, but in a group why the fuck not?
>>706593339
Oh.. They're faggots than
>>706580656
What do you mean no?
https://www.ksl.com/?sid=41723904&nid=148&title=police-across-utah-on-alert-after-receiving-tips-of-clowns-threatening-children
>>706593291
352
>>706592955
Like this?
>>706579913
ah i live in gb right by where that clown pic was taken
>>706581009
bruh he has a link advertising a fundraiser for some shitty mobile game in his bio. If this dude comes to shoot up your school just clock his ass.
>>706579913
Im from cali
and FUCK YES
im from wasco and this town is famous for the creepy and elusive "wasco clown"
1.IA
2.no
FL
Sightings are being reported on the news but I haven't seen any personally which sucks. I'd love to shoot one of these faggots. Luckily with all the hype I can claim I was in fear for my life so no charges. Yay America!
1.Oklahoma
2.No, but friends of mine have
Honestly nobody here in tulsa is worried because there is word going around that the cartels on the reservations are hunting them, along with the cars for of gangs that roll up and down the streets at all hours of the night just itching to blow away some idiot in a clown costume.
yes... www.tastypoop.com
>>706585798
i'm from northern tn and i ain't seen shit
>>706579913
MD
YES IN ANNAPOLIS
>>706580752
funny
Nah but i wana see them so i can beat the shit out of them legally.
idgaf if its for a movie or not.
Gon record that shit and go viral and make bank.
>>706581066
Southeastern Louisiana here. Hadn't seen one, yet.
Mississippi
Lol nope. This is a great place to get shot for doing shit like that
Central NY, nope
>>706579913
MI
Yes
>>706579913
1. TX
2. So there's this rumour of a bunch of clowns, that has a twitter account to back it up, floating around where a bunch of clowns tell everyone where they're going to go and terrorise people. Literally all they do is scare people. I haven't seen one myself but if the rumour is true I guess that answers your question.
Is mayonnaise a state?
>>706581449
>>706581881
>>706582195
>>706586744
U of A had two in their dorm
>>706589530
Greenway? Or echo mountain?
Nyc. Heard about it but idk if it's on the news, sure some idiot here will try it and get shot or stabbed
>>706592138
>>706591120
>>706590973
>>706593465
>>706593339
triggered dude has been samefagging this whole time and no one's called him out? /b/ get your shit together
>>706592955
Daddy
>>706588743
U of A had two
1. California, Bakersfield
2. No
Some guy in a small town nearby called Wasco started this shit last year...look up Wasco Clown
>>706581009
That's funny, about 4 high schools, including my old high school, were placed on lockdown because of threats made by multiple fake Facebook accounts with clowns on them. Coincidence?
1.AZ
2.Not yet but I heard those fuckers are in the hood.
>>706581449
AZ fag here. Not firsthand but some girl in my first hour has a video of it atm. Pretty spooky just a clown sitting down staring at you
>>706586975
I live in Mass too. Shit's fucked up there was one in my town
>>706579913
The US government is now using actual clowns as a distraction from the two clowns in the election.
This whole clown thing is honestly cringy as fuck.
>>706595942
A buddy that goes to my uni said in his hometown a university was shut down because one if those clowns had a rifle or something.
Could be false, but it's gonna stop being "cringy" when these autists decide to hurt someone.
