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Cum sock thread. You guys wanted timestamp, here it is
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wtf dude
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>>706570243
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>>706570243
Eat it. Please fucking eat it dude
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WHY OP
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>>706570243
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RIP sock
>pic related you are one
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>>706570243
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>>706570388
Now you gotta eat it OP. Dubs said so
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>>706570243

if dubs you gotta wear it for a whole day.
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>>706570243
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I fucked a sock and look what it got me
my dick grew a toenail
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>>706570243
Wow thats nasty, good dedication though
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>crunchy laundry
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wow... you fucking chat cunt.
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>>706570243
BACK
THE
FUCK
OFF.
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Imagine scraping off all of that crust with your teeth
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>>706570243
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>>706570243

DAMN... What does it smells like??

IF dubs, microwave it
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>>706570243
put sock in coffee maker drink hot cum
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wel fuk
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>>706570937
OP here, it smells kind of sweet to be honest.
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>>706570243
Use tissues you nasty motherfucker
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If dubs lick it and post a pic
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>>706571174
Wear it and send pic?
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>>706570243
Do you still put it around your dick to cum in it? How long has that been your sock?
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>>706570243
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>>706571343
Rolling for this
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>>706571343
Do it
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>>706570937

Rolling 4 microwaving cumsock
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>>706571343
This
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>>706571500
Winrar
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back in the day I used a pillowcase
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screencap this shit
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>>706571381
No, I just cum on it.
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>>706570937
>>706571343
Microwave it and then lick it for dubs
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>>706570243
Peel off a piece of crustiness and eat it
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>>706571500
oooo shiet
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>>706571500

Damn son, have to do it!
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>>706571664
Roll
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>>706571381
Didn't see the second part, it's been my sock for a couple of months now.
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lick it with proof
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>>706570243
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>>706571500
make yourself a Legend /b/ro, do this!
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put in on your mums bed
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>slip hand in sock make puppet
> french kiss sock puppet
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>>706571039
Yooooo....rollorino
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>>706570243
what does it smells like?
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>>706570243
you're a faggot.
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>>706570243
can't you tell your dad to use his own sock?
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OP here. I'll issue an official ultimatum. I too browse this board and often times, OP ends up not delivering. I've seen you guys get some wins so far, but I'll extend another opportunity to anons to devise something even more wicked for me to do, but, quads decides. You know what to do.
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>>706570243
If dubs you make a cum sock soup and eat that shit.
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>>706570243
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>>706572032
eat it
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>>706572032
Rolling for quads
Eat that shit
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>>706572146
roll
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>>706572032
microwave and eat it
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Fuckin saved
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>>706572146
eat it
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>>706572032

If Quads, stuff cumsock half in anus, half hanging outside, post pics.
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>>706572032
Please use it as a sock puppet to teach kids about sex ed on youtube
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>>706572200
>double dubs
This counts right?
EAT THAT SHIT OP
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>>706572271

We must get this
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fucking microwave and eat it
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Put it on neighbor's doorknob.
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You realize you are making cum butter at this point?Smear that shit on some toast
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>>706570243
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>>706572373
rolling for this
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>>706572271
roll
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>>706572373
roll
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>>706572444

TRIPS

You gotta do somthing op!
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>>706572032
mail it to your mother
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>>706572444
so many double dubs and now trips omggg
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>>706572373
roll pls
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>>706572032
Put it on your neighbors doorknob and knock. After knocking run away and record their reaction
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>Not just making stickies in your diaper
Disgusting
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>>706572200
rolerinorino
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>>706570243
WTF OP
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>>706572567
please see >>706572373
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>>706572567

ROLL
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>>706572271

THIS YOU FAG
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>>706572373
ROLLLLL
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>>706572632
The first guy didn't say anything about posting the reaction
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>>706570243

looks like bacon..
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>>706572567
Rolling
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Make it your profile pic on all forms of social media for a week.
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>>706570243
this looks like it came from the 4000 year old tomb of a pharaoh

seriously what the fuck
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stick it up your ass, no lube
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>>706572567
Roooooooollll
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put your hand in it and make puppet
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Roll for OP to cum on it then run into town and throw it at some poor lady.
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Place in cup, add boiling water and drink with straw.
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>>706572757
wtf is your bacon
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>>706572567
Rolling in the deep
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Snort a line of cocaine off of it.
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cum on it for the last time and stick it on your neighbors window.
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>>706572921
Theres a
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>>706570243
Op its me from the original thread, just making sure its not radioactive right?
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do nothing
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>>706572932
roll
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Light it on fire and throw it at your neighbor's house.
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>>706572984
Fire deep
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Scrape the cum off of the sock into a cup, piss in the cup and then drink it all
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>>706573017
Inside my heart
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>>706572849
Reroll
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I'm never touching mustard again
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>>706573001
roll
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>>706572271
I'd like this very much gogo quads
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>>706573058
Roll
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Eat it fgt
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>>706573058
Rolling
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>>706573058
They see me rollin
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>>706572567
Check em
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stick it up ur ass
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>>706573001
rolling for flame toss
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>>706572849
OP please this
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cum more on it and wipe someone else's screen with it
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>>706570243
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>>706572371
rolling fuckers
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>>706573001
fucking roll
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>>706572849
Roll
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>>706572373
roll
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>>706573202
Ok Last one
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throw it in trash
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>>706573058
Do it
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>>706572373
Roll
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>>706573199
WINRAR
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>>706572567
roll
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Throw it away

Quads get
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lick it post webm
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>>706572373
Go
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1. Scrape off every single "piece" of cum
2.Get out two jars/bowls/containers whatever
3. Divide the scraped off pieces evenly into the two bowls jars whatever
4. first jar you crush the scraped of stuff and sniff it like cocain
5. second jar you put into microwave, add some seasoning and eat it like its a 5 star dish
6. Cum into the sock once again, put into envelope and send to ex (if not ex, girlfriend, if not gf, parents, if not parents, /b/ will decide what else)

also take pics with timestamp of every single step thanks
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dont do anything
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Put a rock in it and smash your neighbor's car's windows with it. Then leave it in the driver's seat. Pics for proof.
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>>706573199
WIN
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>>706573311
JESUS DOUBLE WINRAR FOR ME
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Fuck it samefaggin 2 ez
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>>706570243
what are you doing man?
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>>706573311
quads not dubs
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>>706572032
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>>706572567
do this
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>>706573344
dub dubs, do it fagott
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>>706570243
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>>706573355
this
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>>706573349
rollern
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>>706572373
omfg this is great, roll
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>>706573393
almost
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>>706573355
ROL for this
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>>706570243
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>>706573202
>Check em
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Eat at a fully set table.
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>>706572032
Add another fresh load OP
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>>706572032
Microwave and eat it, faggot.
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>>706573349
holy shit lol roll for this
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>>706572567
Rollerino
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>>706573355
THISISSSSSSSS
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>>706570243
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>>706573349
roll for this
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>>706572932
rolling for this again
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>>706573355
check'em
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>>706572373
*quads get*
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>>706573469
almost what anon?
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fry in skillet
scramble egg on it and eat
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>>706573349
do this op
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>>706572373
YES
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>>706573355
rolling for nigger crime
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>>706573058
Roooolllllllll
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>>706572567
Roll
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post webm of you jacking off with it.
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>>706573639
kek. roll
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Neighbors Mailbox

All to say about it
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>>706573058
Do it!
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>>706573349
rawling
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>>706573355
reroll
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>>706573617
almost quads
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>>706572032
hey man honest question as im kind of interested in having a similar hobby
do you put the sock on every time you masturbate, or do you just jizz on it?

also put it on your dick and post pic
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>>706573349
this
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>>706572032
Eat it
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>>706573349
rolling hard
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>>706570243
Amazing.
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>>706573058
Rolling
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Shit in it and hit your neighbor multiple times
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Throw it away
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>>706570243
scrape that shit and insert it in your butt
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>>706572146
rolling
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Put the sock in your mouth and slowly pull it out, using your teeth to scrape the jizz off
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EAT IT OPPPP

I lIKE TURTLES
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>>706573804
Kekd. roll
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>>706573349
rolling papers
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>>706573494
more
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>>706573814
rerolan
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>>706572567
Roll
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>>706573058
Roll
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>>706573349
best idea ever. quads get
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>>706573349
rolling with yo momma
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>>706573349
roll
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OP, if quads you need to brew a pot of tea with your cum sock and then drink a cup of said tea , record video and up load to YouTube , if you don't deliver I hope your asshole gets treated worse than your cum sock
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>>706573349
guys this.
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Place in microwave until the dried substance melts.
Pour into cup and drink it all.
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Whip your Arse with it
Cum on it once again
Lick on it
And then send to someone
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stick it under your neighbor's door
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>>706573058
Reroll
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>>706573978
rolling for myself
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>>706573349
QUADS
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>>706572032
Throw it away
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>>706572271
relle
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>>706573355
rolling for this
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>>706574049
Reroll
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>>706573984
rolling again for me
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>>706573349
do this
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>>706572271
roll for this and burn afterwards
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>>706573637
Mmmmm cum sock frittata
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>>706570243
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>>706573978
rolling for myself 2
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>>706573349
kek this
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throw it away
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eat it
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>>706573978
rolling for myself 3
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>put on hand
>shake nearest persons hand with it
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>>706573349
rolling for this
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Knock on your neighbors door and when they open it, hand them the sock with no explanation and just walk away and post a video of you doing this.
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do nothing
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put in blender with mayonaise until creamy
spread on pork and beans fill icing bag
inject in ass
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>>706574144
almost again
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throw it away
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>>706573978
bruh roll again this is lame
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>>706573865
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>>706574247
Rolling
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>>706574266
almost what? are you dyslexic?
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Record yourself chewing on it
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>>706574049
roll
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>>706574247
Roll
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>>706573978
going for quads
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>>706573349
rolllllll
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>>706572373
Rolling for this but reaction is required
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>>706574247
Reroll
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>drop it on your neighbor's head
>record everything and post it in youtube
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Scrape off the cum and eat it, record video and upload it on YouTube.
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>>706574384
and again because close
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>>706574247

Rooooooolllllllllllllllfhfueksididjrjejwosjelwpwkspwpehfhfuehdhrkwhattqgvskdjd
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Smoke it.
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>>706573978
rolling for the last time plssss
oh and record it too
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>>706573349
Rolling papers
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brew some water, put the sock in it, squeeze the sock real good to get as much juice as posible in the water, then drink it from a glass so we can see what the water looks like

check em
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>>706574390
rollllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>706574247
Do i
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>>706574247
This
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>>706573001
yes.
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Put it in a box, wrap it nicely, ribbons and shit and deliver it to the person you hate the most or some neighbour.
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>>706574247
Do it OP
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>>706574439
closest we fucking got cause >>706574444 stole it
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Mail it to the presidential candidate you aren't voting for. Certified return receipt.
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light corner like hash and sniff until gone
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>>706573349
rolling for this
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>>706572032

put sock on hand & go to a crowded public place & slap 10 people across the face.
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>>706573349
rolling in the deep
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>>706574247
Roooooollll
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light on fire and put on foot
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eat it op
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>>706573349
do it now fgt
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1. Fill it up with your poo.
2. Put it in a bowl and piss on it.
3. Microwave for 2 minutes on medium heat.
4. Season with salt & pepper
5. Eat it.
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>>706573349
roll
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>>706573058
Roll
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Find neighbor dog and vid feeding it to him.
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>>706570243
Put it on
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>>706573349
rollerino
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Send it to your mom.
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>>706571039
rollin for this.
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Eat it
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>>706574832

holy shit rolling for this
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>>706573349
check em
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>>706570243
HEY EVERYBODY /b/ IS GREAT AGAIN
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Roll for eat it on video
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>>706573349
rawl
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Make a nice cup o' tea. Guzzle that nasty spunk infusion.
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>>706573199
>>706573311
>>706573356
samefag, also doesn't understand quads
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>>706573349
rolo
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check em
do what has most replies
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>>706570243
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>>706575000
nice one
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>>706575000
almost
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