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HOW DO WE GO OUT WITH A BANG /b/? I WANT US TO LEAVE A MARK IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN TIMELINE! SO COME ON! DO YOUR WORST!
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I elect we overtake tumblr. It'll be like a constant raid. We can adapt and make our home there.
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BUMP
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>>706567958
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we could just not die out its not like anything's changed here in years
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>>706568334
IS THAT THE WORST YOU CAN DO FAGGOT?
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>>706567958
Fuck that, just let Martin Shkreli buy it, he'll sort everything out.
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>>706568166
This idea, I like it!
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nothing will happen, 4chan wont go down anyway there will always be someone who will safe us.
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>>706567958 Here we go again bois
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>>706568166
This is great. Turn all sjw's into gore loving freaks
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>>706567958
bump
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Where is all this 4chan is closing down shit coming from?
Can I get some kind of source?
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Why would 4chan die? No advertisements?
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>>706570635
it's never made money
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>>706570635
Yup, no company wants to be associated with a bunch of neckbeards calling each other faggots and niggers anonymously
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>>706570471

My cousin told me
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>>706571433
Valid source
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>>706571147
Then why has it made it this far?
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>>706567958
Find out who the banana faggots work for and expose them.
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>>706571624

His name is Derek and he beat Ocarina of time with no guides
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>>706571969

holy fuck no guides?
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>>706570471
My friend told me so I told my cousin
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Why don't we donate? I'd surely give a few quid.
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>>706571632
because moot funded it out of pocket
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Turn tumbler in to tum/b/ler
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>>706571632

We might have underrated Moot
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8chn anyone?
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>>706572346
No shit
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>>706567958
Sites not going anywhere, the site always never turned a profit.
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>>706567958
Shut up faggot nothing is happening
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>>706569970
Fucking cringe
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Shut this motherfucker down, it's all trap and cuck threads these days anyway
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>>706568166
Yes
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>>706570471

I'm the cousin and I heard it from 2 fat girls at Chipotle.
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Like YTMND, 4chan will be another 2000s era website that will be terminated for the new web...

Facebook, Youtube, and Twitter.
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so where are we moving to?
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>>706568535
The issue is that they're running our of money to keep our servers up.
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>>706568773
This is actually not a bad idea. The guy is such an asshole cartoon villain its perfect. I support pharmobro as our new god emperor.
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>>706573181
your mom's house
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On to Tumblr my comrades! Let our shit be smeared across their cancerous wounds!
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>>706573192
it's kinda fucking weird though.
Moot kept the site afloat for decades on potato servers.

Hirogaylord comes in, and after a short while "oops no more monei".

I don't even understand, it's not THAT costly.
Renting a few servers is what?
100$?
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>>706573348
Only if he promotes raids
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>>706573348
I want Notch. Fucker wouldn't care and his pocket money could keep the site running for a century.
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this is some low quality bait.
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>>706573181
Tumblr
We will literally makes it so goddamn awful that they start crowd funding to support 4chan's existence.
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>>706568166
I'm voting for this. Let's cripple Tumblr.

One last Raid.
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>>706573502
/thread
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>>706570471
I am the two fat girls from chipotle and i read it on tumblr
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>>706567958
/b is shuttingjdown?
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>>706568166
dubs never lose
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>>706570471
I'm the brother of the two fat chicks at Chipotle, heard it from the manager at Best Buy
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>>706570471
I am the tumblr and I read it on the two fat girls
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>>706573434
Traffic has increased as "our" continous stunts made it harder for them to find companies willing to advertise. Add onto that ad block and more recently /pol/ (which isn't known for trolling, just for being triggered Nazis) and everything goes to the shitter. There's probably more to it than that though.
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>>706568166
Bump for This
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Just pay and don't be a bunch of cheap bastards.
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>>706570471
Fat chicks at Chipotle screamed it in my gaping asshole
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>>706567958
Get Anita Sarkeesian's nudes.
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>>706568166
IF WE CANT STAY HERE WE WILL MOVE ON! WE WILL BECOME MEXICANS!! AS REFUGEES DID WE WILL EXPLODE THEIR SITE AND INSTEAD OF ASSIMILATING HE WILL DOMINATE! My fucking sides were not prepared for this day!
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>>706567958
Just forget it. You cant arrange a raid here without the thread being deleted.

Best thing to do would be gain artention for a kik group, but dint specifically say its for raids. But just keep posting about it. It'll be a while before anyone starts auto deleting related threads.

The group will gain fame over a few dats and thatl get the ball rolling.
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>>706573434
Also it's only ever broke even; I guess they can't even do that now what with all the NEETs spending their allowance on runescape instead of passes
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>>706573348
He released a video on Periscope saying he wanted to buy it but it turned out he was just bullshitting for attention.
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>>706573923
Bro, how long you have been here?
Moot had to go to court and shit. Back then? Real serious stuff went down.

Today a raid is like voting for Hitler related names, saying "ur fat lol xd" to feminists on twitter, etc.

So that's bullshit.
And Moot always, I mean always complained about the costs for as long as I know, yet he kept it afloat.

I just smell bullshit.
Advertising too, I doubt it ever worked.
He complained how its not bringing any money.

So... yeah. It's fishy.
But what did we expect?
He is a shady "businessman" with a shady past and incidents. We knew it would not last.
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>>706568535
4chan has lost money ever since it was founded pretty much. Moot had to dump truckloads of his own personal shekels to keep this garbage barge afloat. Legitimate advertisers want nothing to do with this place, and the few ads that do appear are more often than not adblocked by the majority of users. 4chan passes dont even bring in that much, and the initiative to sell ad space to users didnt pan out that well either. The server maintenance costs have always been greater than the potential revenue because the userbase gives 4chan a toxic reputation. It is amazing that the crazy chink cunt got this shithole to last as long as he did.
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>>706570471
>>>/qa/706294
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>>706570471
I'm the gaping asshole. I just screamed at them what they screamed at me.
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>>706573502
What about Palmer Lucky? Hes probably a closet /pol/ack and is already blowing his money on stormfag shit. Keeping /pol/ alive would be a decent motivation for bailing us out.
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>>706574198
What's this shady past your alluding to?
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>>706574198
>So that's bullshit
Calm down your autism and explain what's bullshit. Are you saying /b/ and now /pol/'s antics have absolutely no effect on adverts?
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>>706568166
>>706568177
>>706571433
>>706572144
>>706573844
All these gets
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>>706571147
I feel like if bad dragon dildos advertised here they would triple their business.
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>>706574646
They do bro. Im pretty sure I have seen bad dragon ads on /d/ before.
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>>706574198
literally nothing you posted disagrees with what he's said. even Jap and anime sites willing to deal with the trolling ent to distance themselves from /pol/. what shady stuff does hiro do? Jap stuff?
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>>706574599
checked
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>>706568166
Listen /b/rothers!! 4chan is dying we must attack tumblr as our last act united as one! Make a sock account follow as many as you can and unleash torrents of for gore porn racist memes and the nastiest shit you can find go now /b/ one last raid!!
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>>706568166
The dubs have spoken!! We must all join in arms or we will never win
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>>706574712
Eat whales and bomb innocent harbors most likely. Not to mention rape and pillage his neighbors houses.
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>>706568166
only cause u rolled dubs. do eet.
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>>706574460
I don't know, he looks even more fishier.

>>706574482
He caused quite a ruckus at 2chan.
It was denied/watered down later when people were posting the story. You can find all the info on Google.
It's even on his Wiki article lol.

>>706574514
Look.
1) Moot said ads were never working. I can understand. 80% of us blocks them, 15% never clicks them. Because they are IRRELEVANT.

2) I think ALL boards have ads that could work.
POL? Nazi clothing, swastika, whatever. Plenty of webshops/companies who deal these.
B? Porn ads, escort finder, and so on.

Every board has it's "target audience", it just needs targeted advertising not some random bullshit.
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>>706574808
What about a kickstarter to save 4chan?

I'd donate $20 to save 4chan.
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>>706574873
That motherfucker I knew he was using us as a front. He trying to get closer to Pearl Harbor through us?
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>>706574198
I'm not sure that's the issue.

The new owner of the site isn't used to the kind of "feedback" that certain "activist groups" send to every social media site on the planet to try to coerce compliance of their social justice agenda.

He probably thinks he's supposed to take all the random hate mail from NAACP and BLM and NAMBLA or whatever at face value instead of ignoring it like moot did.
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>>706574984
Son, this money shit, is bullshit.
It's not THAT expensive to keep up 4chan.

Honestly?
https://www.ovh.com/us/dedicated-servers/

> inb4 hdd slow
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>>706574984
This anon gets it
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>>706574910
J list is basically catering their banner ads to us already with tenga eggs and schoolgirl panties. They sell more than that. It doesnt work.
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>>706574984
Buy a 4chan pass. Its like 20 or 25 bucks and you get to skip captchas.
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>>706574910
Nigga you right. Suicide Help for LGBT, pussy in a can for /a/, action figures for /tg/
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>>706575106
fuck hotkeys.

> inb4 hdd
You can set up a cluster.
Heck, even Kimsufi could host this piece of shit site.

But, honestly?
I think like ... what?
It says 750GB is the current content in rotation.

A few SSD, or caching and you are fine.

BACK TO THE REAL PROBLEM, Moot was touting he was paying the 5000$ Enterprise package price to Cloudflare.
Now go figure why the site is going down.

>>706575150
Oh come on, you believe that?
I doubt any neckbeards would buy any of those.
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>>706574984
That wouldn't save 4chan. that would put a bunch of money into the owner's site and not fix any of the problems of sustainability.

You are onto something though. a kickstarter for a NEW 4chan. Now, there's an idea. Better make sure it's privately hosted in russia or something though.

But in that train of thought there are already many other chans open for business and ready for the influx of refugees from here, and always have.
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>>706575079
He's Japanese, I'm sure he's telling BLM they're niggers
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>>706575223
> lgbt
Wigs, dress shit, makeup maybe?

> a
J-List does fit them. But maybe some place for Anime DVDs, figurine (e2.... what is it called, figurine website), etc.

> tg
Well, yeah.

> mu
Spotify ad, credit for some music store if they register? Band related shit...

Also they could put like special promotions, like 10%, or something here.
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>>706568166
I can agree with this
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LETS GO FULL OUT SAMSON OPTION

TAKE DOWN EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE

FACEBOOK
TWITTER
REDDIT
TUMBLR

RAID THE FUCK OUT OF IT
DDOS IT

SALT THE LANDS THAT WE CAN NO LONGER TREAD IN

BURN IT ALL DOWN

THE FIRE RISES, /b/ROTHERS
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>>706575382
I can only hope so, but you know, he didn't exactly instill the userbase with confidence when he introduced himself he acted like the site was alien to him.
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>>706575416
real shit nigs
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>>706568166
This is it, our last stand. It makes too much sense, if we can't live as a tumor on the Internet, we will live as a tumor on any site we find. We will be immortal
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>>706570471
There you go Anon
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It's good to get rid of the hacker known as 4chan using their password apps
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>>>/qa/706294
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>>706575416
>/v/
Dicks Sporting Goods, because those edgy faggots hate video games.
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>>706575696
Meh, vidya apparel would sell like candy I think.

Seriously if this site had any proper ads besides J-List for a decade, people would not even block ads. Like if I saw a cool Overwatch figurine? Fuck I want that. And I buy it.

Then there is G2A, Kinguin, all the rest.
They literally advertise ON YOUR FUCKING CAT if you ask them.
So that's why it smells so fishy.

And Hiroshimbo is called an "Entrepreneur"...
What a joke.
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>>706572346

This. 4chan has been downhill ever since the gamergate faggots made moot leave.
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>>706572346
Only on our death bed do we realize moot was save and we are kill
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>>706568166
THIS
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>>706575523
Board management is something that moot really tried hard to balance, in retrospect. I always wondered why he would make /lgbt/ worksafe while the entire reason that people wanted an /lgbt/ was to get the trap porn off of /b/. Chinkoyuki dun goofed it up by adding useless shit boards like /qst/ and /aco/ when those users could easily be rolled into existing boards like /soc/ and /d/.
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>>706575920
you mean it's been downhill ever since moot decided to willingly censor his own website and then sold it when he realized that he'd drown his decades old convictions out the window for SJW poontang
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>>706576167
Yup,
Agreed.
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>>706574599
Dubs is not a get. God damn is it going to take 4chan closing down for you faggots to actually stay at reddit or what?
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>>706574071
No. You can't arrange a raid on another board. Raids on anywhere except 4chan is fine.
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>>706576287

>hurrr duuurrrrrr

Kys
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>>706575523
One pop up ad and I'm out of here for good, forget buying a pass.
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>>706576459
Kek it happened before tho.
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>>706568166
Someone make a poster, quickly!
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>>706567958
All of my heroes are dead, and my enemies are in power.
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>>706567958
Even if 4chan goes under its not like feminism wins there's just going to be more image boards for the true partician members to migrate to where all the new friends and former summerfags that ruined this website will probably just go to reddit or tumblr. This place was just a hub for all of my interests, but I have other holes to dwell in.
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>>706576287
Maybe he got sick of taking years worth of shit for us. He had to go to court because some faggot hacked a couple of emails. People post murders and suicides here. He still values being anonymous and expressing unfiltered opinions, probably even more than he did when creating 4chan. Because he was the only one here that wasnt. His name and face were attached to not only everything that he posted, but also everything that we did.
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>>706575920
>the bombing of /pol/ harbor and the the gookening
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>>706575607
Well i didn't think this day would come.I don't like waiting so I'm cutting my loss now and not returning. My parting advise to my /b/rethren, os to partake in IRL trolling.
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>>706576382
Summerfag
>>>>>>>Leddit
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>>706576980
What sads my feels the most. I made that pic TODAY just for 4chan :(
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>>706576980
> ANON just sent you 5 HIROGOLDS

Upboated too!
Ps.: we tried to find alternatives when Moot went full sjw, but there is no other place like home. 420chan is fun though, no pass, no spam.
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>>706573434
Moot ran 4chan only trying to break even, and often at a loss of his own money.
When Hiro took over he had no idea how little money 4chan actually can put in your pocket.

If you never saw his "Things have to change"update/post, in essence he said 4chan can't turn a profit.
Hence why 4chan passes are being pushed so hard, it's to try and make money off this site. If Hiro doesn't make up buying us out, and covering the legal fees he still has to deal with from the Japanese government it'll shutdown.

tl;dr
Moot sold us out when he finally got tired of never making a profit, Hiro didn't think he wasn't going to make money.
So now he has to make money or we're done.
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>>706568166
K I L L Y O U R S E L V E S
4chan will never die, and you defeatist niggers should seriously just
K I L L Y O U R S E L V E S
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>>706567958
How was it that when Moot was in power, everything ran fine now suddenly it's expensive to run? Where has this extra cost come from? What about the middle ads made them not work when everything was seemingly fine just the other week.
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>>706577521
Nice theory, but he said he is not doing this for profit, etc before, I was here when this shit went down. Not kidding.

Like he said he does not care or something like that... iirc.
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>>706574808
First of all, no anonymity on Tumblr
Second
>If you want to chase them out, don't just spam bannable shit and try and gross them out, prove all of their arguments wrong, back them into corners so that they can't defend d themselves

Just give them undeniable proof
>Trannies are mentally ill
>Their furry gay shit is mentally ill
>All of their special snowflake sexualities are fake
>All of their "problems" are fake (there's that dumb post about all the people who would miss you if you commit suicide that is constantly mocked on this site for being cringey because its for white edgy 14 year olds with rich parents, not real lonely people)
>Women are absolutely not equal, mentally and physically (that survivor shit, make them defense that), unfit to lead, and are dumb, toxic, shallow creatures that don't even understand themselves
>Rapefugees are shit, along with most of their political opinions, especially BLM


I'll give you this to start you up with pic related

Just shut all of their arguments down until they A:Change their opinions
Or
B:Realize most of the people around them have changed their opinions and leave
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>>706570471
Notch might buy it check twitter
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>>706572465
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Fuck this, I'm starting a kickstarter to buy 4chan and get this fucking nip out of here.

I'm incresing the image limit size.
I'm drecresing /pol/ image size.
Weekly raids to tumblr and 9gag.
CP allowed for 4chan pass users on their own board.
Gore and rekt gif own board cuz its what it used to be, not just porn.
I'm bringing back Snacks.
Blacked Ads cuz shit ton of money.
I'm also Mexican and my country doesnt give a shit about internet, I'll try to get funds from the Cartel.
More features to come.
I'm also white so I'm not just a beaner, I'll be THAT beaner.
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>>706575920

I thought it was the anti-GG shitsticks that did that.
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>>706572346
Just a bit.
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>>706577709
Then again why would you say it so overtly?
he may be a Jap, but he's not retarded.
Also, why would 4chan passes so conveniently go on sale right after?
And why would they become the new tripcodes, showing the date you bought them?
He wants people to buy them, I can't see 4chan hemorrhaging so much money that he'd direct it all to dealing with the bandwith issues he talked about.
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>>706578031
>CP allowed for 4chan pass users on their own board.
CP is not like a teehe funny joke taboo for a quick laugh. it's just flat out illegal retard
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>>706577527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdBDIjbLidU
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Host the images people upload on another server. On said server, run a website that appeals to advertisers.

Media morons keep paying the shekels, the heat comes off the 4chins server and it can be put on a 386 with Turbo mode and 16mb of RAM.


Im worried /b/ros. Despite the shitposting, autism, furrys, chicks with dicks and so on, 4chan is still (relatively) anonymous and as such the content is more "honest" if you catch my drift.
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>>706578031
Is the 4chan 9gag feud still a thing? Was it you guys who posted all the child porn the last few weeks?
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>>706575278
There already are many other uncensored chans. If 4chan died we could migrate to another.

There are also tons of deepweb chans (no they aren't all CP).
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This place has turned into an edgy teenager cesspool anyway, let it die. The oldfags with intelligence have mostly moved to other boards.
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>>706570471
I'm the manager at Chipolte. I have a firm policy against screaming in assholes. Please take your business elsewhere or I'll call the cyber police
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>>706578392
>CP is not like a teehe funny joke taboo for a quick laugh.
>it's just flat out illegal retard
get the fuck outta here with that moralfag bullshit

captain planet is lulzy as fuck.
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>>706567958
>>706570471
>>706570635
>>706573019
4chan, or at least its spirit, will not die in the foreseeable future. As the situation sinks in, shitposters will go barrels hot with pass sales.

The powers that be, here and elsewhere, will not allow it. Vincent Canfield runs a email and VPS service that is mostly used by /g/ and *chan posters and is being constantly slammed with law enforcement equipment seizures, warrants, etc. Soupwhale is low-key, but a VPS operation that is being funded with money skimmed from somebody that is unaware of it (or so they say).

If the talent here doesn't do anything, an outside force willing to adopt us will. Hell, Martin Shkreli even offered a buyout and would without a doubt run this place at a loss until the last post.

>>706573434
moot ran it at a loss and had other sites he was working to monetize.
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We are Androgynous.

We are squeegee.

We don't re-gift.

And we don't corvette.

Reject us.
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>>706578851
>call someone who cares
The police
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>>706578659
For example??
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>>706578992
>waiting
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>>706578888
but shkreli was trolling us. He's not going to buy 4chan

Plus the guy would probably destroy boards just to watch people complain, he'd toy with us like the sick manchild he is.
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>>706578659
there arent any oldfags left dumbass
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>>706578888
checkd
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>>706579204
but there are tho
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5 years and I never learned how to tri-force. Fuck
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>>706578851
You do realize if you bring that shit back you'll most likely get V& right?
Don't care for it either way, but being so retarded you'd turn this site into a honey pot just to get a reduced sentence is a high price to pay.
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>>706578392
>impliying Mexico gives a shit about CP.
This used to be a pedo site, stfu you moral fag.
You're the cancer that started to kill 4chin all over the past years.
If they want CP, let the pedos have them, but make them pay to be able to access it, they're just fapping to a girl who may be already 18+
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>>706579165
moot was a sick manchild and did that shit all the time. Getting raped by wordfilters and other cheese used to be the rule and not the exception. Candyass is still permanently burned into my head.
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i kinda do think this place should die out and be replaced with 2 different communities...

one for those who have been here for longer and the other for people who have nothing better to do (pretty much the cancerous part since the last 5-6 years or so)
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>>706578031
also enable sound for webms on /b/
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>>706578031
Link this shit or make a new thread
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>>706579297
heres a secret anon...its ironic because some other anons lie and say that there are oldfags left....its just newfags pretending to be oldfags
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The worst thing is that this will go down in history as a victory for the feminists.
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>>706579547
Was it 4chan who posted all the cp on 9gag the past few weeks?
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How much does this shitpile cost anyway? Surely just chuck a 1mb file upload limit, harsher auto-pruning and dump the porn boards?
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>>706579646
True
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>>706579374
>5 years>>706579423
>You do realize if you bring that shit back you'll most likely get V& right?
>You
>you
>you'll

Nigger, what do you have against Captain Planet?

It's not your ass going in the pokey, anyway
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>>706579700
checked... and 4chan*
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>>706579700
>implying
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>>706579851
dubs are not get
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>>706579851
Yes or no man?
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>>706579807
true, you do you friendo.
i'm just asking why you'd take the risk?
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>>706579887
Did they or not?
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>>706579969
>you'd

I don't hang with Captain Planet, he's 2cool3me.

but why get butthurt over what He and his friends do?

>worrying about stuff that doesn't concern yourself

Found the libtardcuckjew!!
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>>706579593
That my friend its a must have.
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>>706567958
Well, if the ship does come sinking down, is there any other /b/ equivalent out there I can waste my life on? Dont have much going for me other than depressing memes and weird porn.
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>>706579700
>>706579851
>>706579887
>>706579937
>>706579943
>>706580077
I wanna know, too
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>>706580077
topkik, who fuckin' knows or cares?

9fag is a steaming pile of shit, why would anyone bother raiding it anyway??
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>>706580077
Kek gtfo 9fag.
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>>706580323
Quit same fagging 9queer and fuck off
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>>706580323
Did you see it?
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>>706573348
>pharmobro
he's a complete retard, I just hope he's retarded enough to spend money on this shit
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>>706580444
>GET
checked
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>>706580331
9gag is shit nowadays I agree with you there. And the stolen content pisses me off
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>>706580431
Pls stop hatin
>>706580439
Yeah, was hard to fap at first
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>>706580391
Haha haven't heard that before fag lord
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>>706580671
>Pls
Hang yourself
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>>706580391
>>706580731
Use these insults outside in the real world and you won't be as confident you fuckers
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>>706580226
I mean, there's always 8ch.

Better content, but they have a serious userbase issue tbh
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>>706580842
That's not even funny. Don't joke about suicide m80
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>>706580955
>they have a serious userbase issue
as if 4chan doesnt
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>>706581040
Not compared to many others Osama
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>>706581005
Don't be a faggot, you fucking neckbeard
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>>706579165
Fine by me, I for one welcome our new Shkreli overlord.
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>>706568898

>this
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>>706577740
This needs more attention
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>>706577740
This won't work, people on tumblr argee from an emotional stand point not a logical one, therefore no logic can defeat them
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>>706580955
How do I find it?
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Never was an oldfag, but I've been periodically visiting this board for over 10 years. I will say shit has gonna downhill 95% of posted material isn't funny or worth a damn. Nearly all The memes are all fuckin retarded and look like they were made by 14 yr olds or stupid ass women.
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>>706567958
>>706568166
fucking newfag cancer. this is why /b/ has been shit for the last 8 years.
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>>706581257
No need to insult homosexuals m8
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>Hive of scum and villainy
>Feminism

POT
KETTLE
BLACK
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>>706581538
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>>706577740
Holy shit if we all do this 4chan can save the world from mentally retareded snowflakes

That is if we dont get banned for not agreeing with special snowflake sallys opinion
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>>706581526
>Not an oldfag
>Been here 10 years
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>>706581599
dubs for truth
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>>706580671
get rekt faggot
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>>706580943
I do faggot, they're autistic piece of shit.
I'm tired of this faggots posting their memeshit or talking about IRL.
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>>706567958
You realize that this is happening because you faggots come here with your adblock on, right?
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>>706581441
But if you bombard them with stats and logic constanly they will quit
You just have to keep up with it
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>>706581666
trips for truth?
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>>706581481
if you can't find it, you don't deserve to.

back to redit with you
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found some more pixel porn
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>>706581705
Keep complaining I'm sure that will solve your problems m8
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>>706581441
If you beat them at every logical point they won't be able to say anything and have just give up
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>>706579646
NEWMOOT WILL SURELY NOT LET THA HAPPEN.
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>>706581538
singles
>>706581599
dubs
>>706581666
trips

quads get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg
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>>706575523
we could close some boards tho, I don't mind that. It's the core concept of having a place where you can talk about anything you want and say whatever you feel like. We can't give up that. I can't go back to being silent just to fit in with society.
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>>706568166
THIS. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DESTROY A WASP NEST. THE WASPS DONT DISAPPEAR YOU FAGS.
>>

▲▲
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>>706570471
I have a half-brother living in Serbia and he told me
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>>706582179
You don't seem to understand.These women don't care about logic, complaining is their life and that won't change unless we adopt the japanese culture and start huntin whales.
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>>706577527
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>>706582336
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>>706575523
None of this means 4chins is going under. It just means changes are going to happen. Easiest solutions for huge gains are banning all gifs, and having image size limitations for non pass users. Both would have huge effects, and at the end of the day a money drive would easily save the site.

We aren't going anywhere unless Hiroshima decides to be retarded. Which honestly seems moderately likely.
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>>706579646
>>706582224
Fuck that shit, here is another rule:
Tits or GTFO, every attention whore who do not post tits and timestamp with their post will gain a 3 day ban.
They could only appeal the ban by sending tits.
3 bans for no tits equal permaban.

>inb4 feminist and white knights.
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>>706578031
My name is Anonymous, and I support this message.
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>>706578159
yeah its bullshit.

1) He must have seen the books before he bought it

2) if you can't make some money off of one the biggest internet destinations in existence you are a fucking fool
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>>706582519
image size has been reduced to 2mb so i guess that's in action, exept pass users probably won't get larger size
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>>706574178
>mfw I spend $500 a month on runescape gold
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>>706579374
goddamnit I laught
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>>706573619
vote for this
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>>706568166
I absolutely love how this always happends, someone has a good idea and makes a bunch of people say "aigh lets go boies" and we dont hear another word from it
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>>706581806
>>706582179

You must have only gotten here in the past few years. Logic doesnt work. Its like trying to use logic on /pol/.

The reason 4chan stood the test of time for so long is because anons generally dont give a fuck whether theyre right or wrong (at least the older ones) and instead just want to have fun, generally by being a dick. No raid was ever won with fucking logic.
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FUCK THIS STUPID CHINK HE WILL RUIN THE PUREST BASTION OF THR INTERNET FUCKING CHINK NIGGER BITCH IS ABOUT TO GET CURVE STOMPED. PUNK BITCH GONNA GET WHOPPED.
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>>706575441
sperg lord
Just post gore stuff to your family, come out as a /b/ user.
If everyone does it facebook will flip.
>>
GOOD.

This place has been utter shit for 6 years now. I'm sick of Face/b/ook.

>CHING-CHONG MOOT: KILL IT ALREADY!
>PULL THE FUCKING PLUG, CHINK!
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>>706582629
The Hiro we need.
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>>706583002
FUCKING ABC FAMILY FOP LOOKING GOOK BETTER STOP SUCKING FISH BONERS AND GET TO WORK!
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>>706583002
>purest bastion

Its sad to know that this is the best we have of the old internet. This place is a fucking disgrace.
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NOTCH BUY US!
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>>706578031
>mfw you get the Zetas to fund 4chins
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>>706579080
4x2chan
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This place is finally dying? I've been here since 08 and boy am I happy to see it go.
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noobs
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>>706583805
kek
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>>706583770
Reddit is where you belong.
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>>706583770
Kys
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>>706570471
CNN.com
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>>706583551
Most likely the Cartel of Sinaloa.
They waste a huge amount of money anyways.
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>>706583990
>>706584039
newfags just don't even try anymore do they? Man how far /b/ has fallen. I think there are a few pinterest pages you'd both enjoy.
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>>706572043
Not a single peak
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>>706567958
Since you twitter posting, reddit treehugging cocksuckers came here and turned /b into an edgy stomping ground for mostly mildly retarded 14 year old vegan lesbians and their emasculated vermin admirers there hasn't been any hope in hell of /b doing it's worst, you dumb redditcuntflap.
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>>706578031
>im bringing back snacks

Im sold.
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>>706570824
>it's never made money
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>>706578659
I've been here awhile, 9 years now. I agree it's shitty, but it's shitty because we are getting older and our tastes change. We see younger posters posting what they like, which is /b/ it's random and very very few rules. It was the place to go to for laughs and to see people's true self. Now it's faggot this nigger that, and that's fine. B will always evolve. If this is the end of 4chan, let it be known it's been a long 9 years and this ship is finally ready for its last voyage
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>>706578031
Bring back IDs and Perma ban Heaven and Im sold, I'll even donate a couple thousand since I'm a rich fag
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>>706578031

All I gathered from this is that people who don't like /pol/ are pedos.
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>>706584767
lots of companies dont make money, yet they still have value
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>>706584181
>taking the b8 this easily

Kys newfag
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So on Hiroyuki's wikipedia page it says "users protesting against "matome blogs" specialising in summarising 2channel threads, which were taking away site traffic"

So we need to kill 4chan greentext/memes on Reddit, iFunny, and Imgur to bring back traffic.
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>>706584855
Fuck IDs they make it hard to shitpost and its no fun
>>
Fuck. I just don't wan this to die. I've been here since 08, it was a place where i could be myself, it was my home. Forgot about it until 2014, where a newfound friend, said he also browsed 4chan. I got back, and yeah, it had changed. But it still was the website that saw me grow, if this site dies, a part of me dies. Maybe it finally is its time to die, but i just don't want to accept it
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>>706585079
This
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In the event of our demise, I will raid tumblr and not give them the celebration and satisfaction of enjoying our death.
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>>706585033
Yes but we need to make the faggot ass anons who run the 4chan pages on facebook shut that shit down definitely
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>>706585106
Feels bad man
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>>706584855
Sir, we got a deal.

>>706584859
I'm not a pedo faggot, I just dont give a shit about them, kys.
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All of you fucking newfags can't even get shit done. We need a strong consensus on what the fuck we are going to do. We need anons to rally the other board to unify as one. QUICK GET EVERYONE IN HERE
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>>706567958
Fuck it we'll make another 4chan who needs this one anyways
>>

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>>706585429
Step one: organize
Step two: ???
Step three: profit
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>ITT:14 year olds that are mad and scared because they don't know of any other websites they can say "nigger" on and not get busted by their parents

you do realize that to raid another website you actually have to sign up for it, right?
and attempts to "raid" it or destroy it as you little wienies say will bring leo right down on your asses, right?
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>>706585429
crowdfund nuclear weapon
push button
say 4chan dun it
fuck everyone
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▲ ▲
>>
I'm indifferent to what happens to 4chan.
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>>706585106
Shitposting is for fucking 12 yr olds, damn let the gook shut this shit down if thats what it's come to
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>>706585633
YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT
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>>706585683
Trips gets to choose the ground zero lol
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>>706585748
Roll faggot
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>>706585748
Alluh akbar
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>>706585701
Is there a kik group up or something yet?
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>>706586049
>why?
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>>706572334
Mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmmm
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>>706568166
I like
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Beaner here, should I make a new post or not?
I'm not wasting my time, are you gonna support or not?

>bring back old 4chin
>impliying it was good
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>>706586181
How much do you think it would take to buy 4chan?
>>
Who the fuck cares? There are dozens of imageboards out there, most of which respect your privacy and anonymity, unlike this place.
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>>706586096
>to oraganize you dumb shit
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>>706578031
4Chan's Hitler arrived. Didn't know there was away to fuck this shit up even more
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>>706586305
>organise what ya dumb cunt
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>>706568166
Seconded. Let us march on their beaches and run them out of town.

Start with the doctor who, supernatural, sherlock, wholock, superwholock, and feminism hashtags.
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>>706586305
>implying anyone cares enough to organize and save the site
Bro stop you look retarded
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>>706577740
23, half a year till 24, did not waste my time with anyone...
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>>706586438
>>organize a raid you retard
If we sit a mope the whole time we are just a bunch of cucks, but if we just carry on and have some fun shit will sort itself out, if there even is a real fucking problem in the first place.
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>>706586251
Well Hiroyuki is the only one who got the answer to your question, but we can find out.

>impliying he wants to sell it, I doubt it.
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>>706568776
This is clearly inevitable. Feminists can't stop us. No one can. this actually accelerates our position more than delays it. Seriously, Do they think we will just all stop using the inter web or something. Let's fucking pillage and plunder my brothers and sisters!
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>>706567958
Don't give a fuck.
Whatever happens, happens.
Been here since the beginning and will be here at the end.
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>>706586890
>why?
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Repost that shit everywhere. I bet Eutofags will want to join as well tomorrow
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Fuck you chinese moot
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>>706581538
>implying /b/ isn't shit since it exists.
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>>706585106
This resonates on an astounding level. Got here beginning of 09.
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