Last boss you fought in a video game is your enemy.
How fucked are you /b/?
Very
>>706541948
Don't mind if I do
Corporal Beast; Runescape.
Ehhh... fuck..
Guess who just got done playing Monster Girl Quest :)
>>706541948
Detlaff from Witcher 3.
Totally fucked - he is unkillable.
>>706541948
General Karn from Gears Judgment
....On a scale from one to ten, I'd say 15
Shit.
>>706541948
Idk man, i can't shoot a bow for shit and i surely don't own any explosives.
fuck
Ancient wyvern from dark souls 3. I'm just curl into the fetal position now
>>706541948
That nigger boss from dark souls 3 where 2 more of him spawns at the same time and then you defeat him he comes back with a flame sword right away and is super pissed. I had to do it like 3 times.
>>706541948
Gain floating Bill O'Reilly head
Sounds fun
I'll be fine.
>>706542067
replaying the series as different class/choices, on me2 right now and just fought the praetorian on horizon, im not as fucked as you but itll still be a bitch to kill hahah
fuck
Eh, easiest boss in the game. Then again I'm no drifter. I could probably flee no problem but the experience would be pretty horrifying
I'm really really fucking dead fam
Mad Alchemist, Salt and Sanctuary.
As fucked as can be.
ehhh
Dying light the following
A sentinel volatile...mmmhm shit
>>706542485
What are you talking about he's a joke
>>706542704
Dude first the other guy with Yhorm now you with Gwyn? Bunch o casuls
>>706543052
Also a joke of a fight. Mace man was harder
I'm good. Just can't go in the water anymore.
Extremely
Ridley in Hyper Metroid. I am fuggged
>>706541948
I'll be fine. Dude, couldn't beat an 8 year old kid.
>>706541948
I played stanley parable. what is this now? I am confuse.
i'd fucking love to live in the destiny universe
Oh shit
>HE SEES US
>HE SEES US
RIP guys sorry
>>706541948
>>706543641
>Destiny
Thanks for identifying yourself as the faggot, anon. Shouldn't you be on bungie.net sucking Deej's manlet cock, and drawing really shitty 'original' art of yet another female warlock?
>>706542226
ez
just remember to dodge those fucking raven attack.
Fukeen Giant Worm
>>706543756
game is brutal as fuck
well
Nashandra ... I can rekt her anytime
fuk
>>706544212
>still waiting for "hate" to drop
>>706542927
So Tenpenny.
>>706543198
oh, just shut up, this is not even a boss
>>706544180
that bossfight was more than horrible. A horrible way to end a cool game. Apocalypse weekend wasn't that good all around though compared to the core game.
>>706543992
i've enjoyed my experience since day 1, deej is pretty cringe though.
enjoy yourself m8
>>706542145
Hell yeah touhou
>>706541948
........... well, I'm boned.
>>706544314
i find it better than the core game personnaly, more fucked up things and fun
did you try Paradise Lost ?
could be worse
>>706542927
>Allyouhadtodoisfollowthedamntraincj.png
I'll be fine
>>706544145
>The walls close in
>The shadows whisper of conspiracy
Totally fucked. I have some water on hand though.
>>706544323
>Destiny
>Experience
You call getting jewed out of the original story/music/content, lack of dedicated servers, obsoletion of content, uncaring devs and overpriced, shitty and broken content (including the ever broken multiplayer and constant rebalancing) an experience?
As I said, back to bungie.net faggot. We don't need Desticles infecting this part of the internet.
>>706543383
It was my first time through Dark Souls. He was kind of scary at first, but then he was a cakewalk.
>>706544695
>Feeling this strongly about a video game
You're either a sad old man or you need to grow the fuck up
>>706544695
>>706544857
>>706544944
>stfu?
stfu.
>>706544398
>>706544944
>Implying I care about a shitty video game
>Implying calling it shit is caring
My god you even argue and get self-righteous like a Desticle. Please get the fuck off of 4chan, we already have furries, cucks and faggots here, we don't need Desticles too.
>>706545273
>>706541948
can anyone tell me what game this is? not trolling
>>706541948
pretty fucked
>>706541948
Lothric Twins. Fuck.
Possibly fucked.
Meh.
Fuck me
>>706541948
Playing on my good old friend the SNES
>>706542197
At least you don't have to put up with getting eaten alive.
>>706545539
Never understand why they became enemies
>>706545412
same here......
>>706542867
If u do please film it and upload I want to see her squirl
>>706542867
what's this from?
Ugh
>>706543998
dude...
such a great game....
>>706544944
>>706544212
Back in late 2014- early 2015 I swore that motherfucker wouldn't appear when I wanted it, but would only attack me when I was training a new low level warframe.
>try circle-strafing left
This reboot event is pretty underwhelming though
>>706545713
Wimmin. It's always the wimmin.
>>706541948
>Iudex Gundyr
Fuck.
I know he's just the first boss, but I always have the hardest time with that faggot than any other boss.
>>706541948
The Bunker
pretty much fucked without B0re and the unkempt harold
Kinda fucked without armor and healer
>>706546208
Me too, my first time playing a Dark Souls game I sucked so much for that tutorial boss, took me at least 20 tries
Well I've had a good run
>>706546323
Even going back against him in the abandoned graveyard or new game I get fucked repeatedly.
His lunges is what really fucks me. I'll think I'm at a safe distance and he'll get me with a lunge and stunlock me and kill in 3 hits.
ITS THE DESTROYER OF THE WORLDS
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Damn I should have done a Sly Cooper run through instead.
Atreides, the Distinguished and Gesserith, the Wileworm. I am completely fucked
if any of you remember this thumbs up
>>706541948
I don't fear the nightmares
>>706541948
Lord of cinder Dark souls 3
Well and truly fuked
>>706546931
Same boss
>>706546923
So you were playing Conkers Bad Fur Day last?
>>706546923
mimimimiiiiiiii
>>706547007
What server?
Zombie Princess Kenny... All I need to do is fart on his balls.
>>706547120
Exodar EU
Rip me
>>706546931
same
we're fucked.
>>706547067
Hell yeah thumbs up dude!
>>706547209
Dun Mord (Spain)
>>706543606
that game had me at 'he went through the left door'
>>706547280
Exodar es también spic
>>706541948
>Duke Fishron
Well I'm thoroughly fucked.
I guess Roshan counts.
>>706541948
Giygas from Earthbound. Some guess I'm now a square robot in another dimension. Do I at least have my homies with me?
>>706544650
Be careful if you don't avoid eye contact he might try to walk slowly at you...
Don't know yet. The witch in Neptunia Re;Birth 1. First Nep game for me, so no idea who she is yet. Main antagonist who got Nep-Nep kicked out of Celestia , I guess.
That's it for me guys
>>706541948
Commander from Lords of the Fallen.
at least it would be quick
>>706542860
burning niggaermam ?
>>706548166
I don't know why but that game is fucking hard to me. Sane for you. Love dark souls, blood borne, but that one almost seems harder. Is it because its a shittier game?
>>706547928
Rom wasn't even that hard. Git gud. Child of Kos was infinitely harder than rom
Why does he have to be my enemy? can't we just get along?
>>706548411
LoF is ghetto souls. That's why it's hard. It's trying to be one of the best game franchises in history and fall so fucking short.
>>706548533
Ok good, so it's not just me.
fucking game makes me sick
>>706547271
I still have my N64 cart of it
>>706541948
Princess Kenny
Fuck, Sarevok.
>>706541948
well...fuck
>>70654622
Ehh. Easiest boss of the game, dude. Gives nice loot aswell if you don't consider the chance of getting fucking legendary heads.
>>706545273
>we don't need
>we
don´t talk for others you self righteous prick
>>706541948
killed a murloc at level 9 in WoW only to discover Hunter is fucking lame.
back to Pally, DK and Warrior then.
fucked
>>706542716
Nameless king.....
>>706548461
>Eater of Worlds with Molten Armor and Muramasa
>Why even?
>>706545808
Fallout 4, as with OP's one
>>706546931
the guild and i one shotted this guy on NM. on HC it's more difficult though. and i haven't experienced it on Mythic ( yet ).
i think you are more fucked when you fight Cenarius. on all difficulties is Cenarius more difficult than Xavius, which is weird since Xavius comes after Cenarius.
>inb4 you can't know that since LFR hasn't released Xavius and Cenarius.
LFR doesn't count. it's called Looking For Retard for a reason.
Pretty fucked, not gonna lie
Gehrman from Bloodborne
>atleast it's not Maria
>>706550796
yup, Xavius is a bitch compared to him.
ps, fun fact: the corrupted Dryad adds in the fight are called Twisted Sister, and that is a reference to a band called Twisted Sister :P
>>706550796
n o i c e
could be worse
>>706541948
>how fucked
depends, do I get the spinner?
>>706541948
>>706551109
yes, but do you know how to balance on it? if not, you're more fucked than you getting a drink from bill cosby
>>706549027
note to self
> do not eat while browsing /b
>>706541948
How fucked am I ? The legend never dies
>>706541948
just a deathclaw 4 from fallout.. but i wouldnt really call that a boss.
>>706547075
>how about some scat you little twat
Perdition.
>>706541948
<- This guy
Total War: WarHammer.
Fug
>>706550495
This
Damn...
Uber izaro so mildly fucked.
I'm freaking screwd
Gg ez
>>706541948
was that monster ok?
did it lived?
>>706551593
JKO2 <3
>>706550495
>The Desticle calling me self-righteous
>Has no argument except for 'b-but....n-no u...'
Like I said before, GTFO Desticle. That's right:
>we
don't need your cancer here. Bungie.net exists to contain you faggots.
Finished Soma yesterday.
guess i'm fucked
last boss was pic related. How fucked am i /b/?
off Lights Heart quest chain, that illidan Vision.
>>706551230
Stunlocked to death
>>706551723
You're trying too hard
Protip: nobody but you cares
OH MY GOOOOOD. AVI
>>706541948
could be much worse.
>>706542657
titan souls
>>706541948
Fuck.
Prolly dead
I'll be fine. All i gotta do is stay inside until the dumb fuck loses me.
>playing FIFA 17
>last game was against madrid
>fight Zidane
>mfw im an italian in final in the world cup 2006
>>706551849
Then why do you keep replying? You've already lost the argument after all. And I think you'll find everyone's merely ignoring you. It's the best tactic with Desticles.
Eh
>>706543641
So you didn't even kill the Zamboni?
>>706541948
>wtf game is this?
>google-fu
>FO4
>Pic Related
Awwww sheeeeeet
>>706551190
I'm fucked
>>706551553
>gunspam your way through
>get to phase 3
>pretty much eat shit and die
>>706552135
Bitch I'm not even the same person, that's the first time I responded to the thread to let your dumbass know you're a faggot
>>706543992
Look at the salty Halo fan who still visits bungie.net.
>>706552604
yes, you are.
>>706542817
Abyss watchers? Pussy
NO. sans would fucking kill me
>>706550796
WoW2 When? These graphics are so out dated that the dancing baby they were released along side is now teaching computer science at Berkeley.
>>706546786
>Should have done a Sly Cooper run through
Said nobody ever.
Let's see if anyone even remembers this game.
this motherfucker
im scared shitless of the dark
>>706542817
Abyss Watchers.
>>706545368
OP's pic is a mirelurk queen from Fallout 4.
He's beyond fucked fyi
>>706552135
Wow you must care a lot about Destiny. Did Bug-gie hurt your feelings kid?
>>706552811
That fight was surprisingly easy though
>>706551505
Why would you be fucked? Just wait till his engine goes boom
>>706552950
yeah, especially on a str build, he's fucking trivial.
Im okay
Maybe boned
>>706541948
Would be the storm king from dark souls 3. Aka the hardest boss fight I've playet in practically any video game. So yeah fukkd
Not to bad
>>706543320
good boss to beat without the gimmick sword though
>>706548461
Scratch that, this was the last boss I fought
>>706543320
He wouldn't have been a joke if they didn't use the storm ruler gimmick on him
>>706544695
Sorry the game actually has great gunplay, great graphics, great art direction, fun weapons and armor to collect, fun multiplayer, and unique raids that have never been done before or since in a first person shooter. It's fun, (albeit flawed) game that's great if you have friends. Is it for everyone? No. But that doesn't mean you should bitch about it over the internet just because it didn't cater to your every cock-sucking fantasty.
Strong but pretty.
>>706541948
very fked up!
>>706545815
KH1 Sephidick is harder. Try Lingering Will kid
Scarab from ODST. Am pretty fucked.
Sans
I guess we can be friends
I mean...it could be worse, but I'll definitely be getting an ass-whooping.
I like how everyone assumes they'll be safe when they can beat the boss in the game. It's YOUR enemy now, not your level 80 warrior, just regular level 30 wizard with imaginary powers you.
>>706553318
ayy
>>706546226
The Harold never turned out to be useful for me on BNKR, it's wide shot always proved to be a waste of ammo. Bore+Lyuda/White Death always rekt
I'm ok.
anything from mh could kill me no problem probably
>>706541948
demi god built like a brick shit house
18/00 strength means he can rip a phone book in half with his butt cheeks
im 150 pounds of pure skeleton and beer gut.
I might be fucked.
>>706541948
I reposted in the wrong neighborhood
>>706552613
>>706552633
Holy fuck the samefagging
Desticle through and through. Leave, Desticle scum.
>>706544212
>>706544269
I could drown him in dread bps
>>706545808
Jenga
>>706541948
Unless I'm very charismatic, I'll be fucked with a shock sword
>>706552884
Nice try samefag, but I'm wise to Desticle faggotry. Leave.
>>706553556
You act like you don't care, but you keep on replying?
>methinks the lady doth protest too much
>>706541948
One fucker with hallebardes in Orochi Warrior's,
could be worst I guess. I'm just gonna need a gun.
>>706553168
Samefag
Please
Leave
Desticle
>Also your defense is literally the same bullshit as always, the same Desticle arguments
>>706545646
Im pretty sure i developed hemorrhoids after I finally beat this faggot
>>706546447
Helldivers! My nigga
>>706553381
What thread are you in, most people acknowledge that they're are fucked.
Saboteur. BattleBorn, alone. I'm generally fucked.
>>706553666
>Using the same line I used to try and invalidate me
This is literally like being on bungie.net. Literally the same. I bet I've even been reported, seeing as that's the fav'rite desticle trick.
>>706546923
Walked into CBFD with absolutely no idea what the game was like. This boss' song had me in fucking tears. tish/10 would fight shit monster again
>>706541948
I am the mostest fuckest
fuck me
>>706543891
good to see some poe here
My thumbs hurt.
>>706541948
Rip and tear
>>706541948
Just him, probably fucked, him and his empire, well fucked
>>706553755
Obviously you feel personally attacked because you feel you've been jewed out of your money. I understand that. But instead of learning from that experience and making more imformed purchasing decisions on games, you just bitch and moan online. Sorry you have such a pathetic existence.
Please
Leave
Faggot
>Also your hate is literally the same bullshit as always, the same hater arguments
Also checked dubs
>>706551554
just logout
>>706553977
now that's just the easy boss of that level..
Finished it all twice, but gave up on the king..
>dlc here i cum
>>706553899
>caring this much about a video game you don't like
Sad
>>706553753
Not as bad as fighting Lu-Bu in DW at least
>>706544269
My stats when Hate dropped...
This fucked up cunt
King Viper from XCom 2
If it were a normal viper I could get into that, but King I'm just scared
>>706554183
>Ooh the assumptions
I'd like to see the look on your face when you realise how incorrect you are. I never bought Destiny. I followed it closely, played it many times with a mate of mine, watched as it got shitter and shitter, even made a bungie.net account just to get involved in the community.
It sucked. Now, I'm not personally attacking you - you are just an anon, after all. I'm attacking your kind - Desticles - because you're all fucking idiots and are like furries.
Don't get confused, mate.
>>706554561
What the fuck is that ?
How can he lives without a mouth ?
And what kind of stupid crown comes out of your arms ?
Otherwise 10/10 would watch a WWE match with this guy.
>>706554311
>Implying I care
>I've literally only made one actual post detailing my feelings about the game
>All my other posts have been about the game's shit community
Stupidity comes in many forms anon, such as yourself.
>>706541948
I just fought the mirelurk queen twice in a row so I think I'm ok
>>706554321
I can't say, actually I bought Warriors Orochi but it's been ages since I played something related to those games. I just remember how fun it was to kill hundreds of people with one sword / hammer / whatever.
So yeah I'm kinda lost in the story but it doesn't really matter for the moment.
>>706554711
He's from the Zeno Clash games. Would recommend, fucking weirdest games i've ever played.
Could be worst.
>>706554828
You'll be fine.
>>706544465
It literally couldn't
Not many "bosses" in game but sure this one.
I'm ded
>>706555006
Why not, could be fun.
>>706548359
omg you are fucked man
>>706555081
No, you'd be dead.
>>706554762
>obviously you care
>if you didn't care you wouldn't make replies to every faggot in this thread because you think your opinion on video games is the only correct opinion which is frankly stupid and immature
>I'm not even saying the community's shit or not, never played the game, but giving shit to a community you aren't part of is also immature
Colossal faggots such as yourself should be hanging out on reddit
>>706541948
>is your enemy
Do nothing.
>Why
Self defense is illegal in the UK.
>>706542067
FUCK, dude i just finished me2 and i just realized that me3 is not on steam. what can i do?
>>706545639
mein neger
>>706543476
What game is this from?
>>706541948
>>706555424
trust me. you're lucky to not know how that shit show called me3 ended.
Asgore seemed like a cool boss. I think I could dodge all of his shit no trouble.
>>706555424
You could always get it on amazon or from Bioware's website. Although I find the Bioware website to be inexplicably more expensive in most cases. You could also go on Kinguin and get a 3rd party key, they are ridiculously cheap.
Last boss was C'thun....shit
>>706555464
doom
>>706554653
Why would you "get involved" in a community you think is shit? And for the most part every update has improved the game, not made it "shitter". You compare me to a furry when you joined the same community?
Ya you make no sense. Have fun arguing with more people because you "don't care". I'm going to go fuck my girlfriend, and then play a game I enjoy with my friends while you wallow in your hatred of everything because you're just an edgelord.
>>706555283
>Point 1: False
>Point 2: False, I don't think that, What's immature is a) believing anyone on /b/ has the capacity for maturity and b) thinking that giving my opinionon a game is immature. Immatureception,
In fact I'm replying to every faggot in this thread because it's fucking hilarious. Welcome to /b/ faggot.
>Point 3: False. I'm techniclaly part of the community as I have played the game many times (see above posts faggot) and I am therefore giving shit to a shit community that I have been a part of.
Faggots like me belong right here actually. Reddit is a cancerous circlejerk of cuteposting and bullshit. 4chan is here for the purpose of such things as this thread. In fact you didn't even need to bring up Reddit as it's completely unrelated here.
All I've got left is to call you out for being such a newfag and I'll be set. Newfag.
Not at all fucked. I got Tiny Tina on my side!
>>706555863
>implying anyone will read this wall of text
Go back to masturbating on reddit because you don't have the capacity to put aside your faggotry to enjoy something. Newfag
>>706555843
>Fuck my girlfriend
By stating that, that just lets me know that's total bullshit. And yes, I compare you to a furry because you, as a Desticle, act as cancerous as one.
Besides, the difference between a normal Destiny player and a Desticle is that the Desticle will always defend Destiny and Bungie as if it will get you 72 virgins when you die.
Try harder faggot.
>>706555792
Which one? The 4th?
>>706550553
Longest boss fight ever. I hear the only way to win is to turn off the console.
>>706555571
you having fun farming for shiney legendaries?
>>706556058
>Not reading my text just so he can act like he's right
>Comparing a line of text to a wall of text
Nice try newfag, keep copying me and spamming the same buzzwords while 'not reading' my 'text walls'. Maybe if you keep doing that you'll be right.
how fucked am i guys?
>>706550187
are these the abyss watchers in a gif i've never seen before?
if so, these guys were pretty ez too after you get their sword :D
>>706551111
top fucking kek, micro transactions?
There's not even a fucking dungeon
Cleric beast from bloodborne. Sheeeeiiiiitttt
>>706552008
mate, never even saw one like that..
visited about 800 planets..
>>706553360
This shitty piece of glitching semi-succube woman.
Sometimes, I crushed her.
Most of the time, she breaks the laws of animation and hits me no matter what.
But you're lucky, you can have a partner for this one.
>>706552811
Ds2 or 3?
Enjoyed him the most in 3 cause he was easy. never went through with 2 cause of the 'dodge delay'
>>706546447
For real? That's like the easiest boss out of the 3. Just have the entire team equip anti-tank mine stratagem and have everyone call it while making him circle around to force him to roll over the mines.
>>706541948
This fucking bitch.
>>706555732
thanks anon
>>706555580
Why? Is the gameplay bad or the story just kills it. Don't tell me what happens.
>>706556254
It's the best fucking concept ever:
Highest tier item = ~80g, drops regularly almost anywhere
Legendary item, same tier as before but with more bling = THOUSANDS OF GOLD AND WEEKS OF FARMING
so much fucking kek
>>706556940
GW2 were far ahead of their time with requiring hundreds of hours of gametime only to acquire cosmetic items with no actual benefits.
>>706553666
I see you there, Satan. Be gone!
>>706556881
gameplay's fine even had some minor improvements.
the problem was the writing in the 3rd act specifically it feels rushed and the ending is made of pure disappointment.
so much that I'm not interested at all in me4.
>>706557442
oh ok, thanks anon
>>706541948
I don't think I belong here.. but yeah. Having Hartlepool United as an enemy is.... unfortunate but manageable.
this faggot
(Legend of Spyro:Dawn of the Dragon)
Pls no
The soft floppy Weiner of dark souls 2 I'll be fine
>>706556266
>being this emotional and butthurt on an anonymous image board.
>>706558201
It's been nice knowing you were alive. Good luck you'll need it.
Never understand why he looks more gay than the other bosses of this game.
>>706558389
>Implying any emotion
>Implying any butthurt
>Continuing the shitstorm after it has ceased
>>706558645
stop
you're too retarded
>>706541948
Not much, if I found first his dead girlfriend.
>>706558796
>Let's keep going and tell him to stop while knowing he's just going to reply again
>Calling me retarded
>>706558955
its fun, what do you expect
>>706542704
was so dissapointed the first time i fought him, wasnt even good at parrying yet and killed him without taking a hit
>>706553182
me too!
I'm fucked
At least I can hear good music, while I get slaughtered
>>706558389
>>706558645
I'm not even the same anon you were arguing with kek. I saw an easy target and took it knowing you would respond.