drinking until the beer repairs my throat enough to let me sing again
>>706522917
Sup subby.
Still hitting the gym?
Because it'd be so sad if you could never sing again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exe-qs0RDQs
>>706522917
it never will
>>706523102
I would actually kill myself. Completely serious.
>>706523082
hahahahahahahahahahahaha man
>>706523082
hey tiger
Never drank before in my life.
>>706523195
how is that even possible
I started drinking irregularly when I was like 14
>>706523195
>>706523195
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
>>706523261
I never had the impulse to taste a single drop of beer.
>>706523164
I can't personally imagine. Singing is best left to people other than me.
>>706523393
I completely disagree. Being not-sober is only short of playing melee in my ranking of favorite parts of life.
>>706523440
I love it so much dude. I just sing to myself all the fucking time. It fills me with the same joy that melee does.
>>706523406
I mean I'd rectify that if I were you, civilization was built on wine.
i only drink drinks that taste good and not bad
i only listen to GOOD music
this beer was pretty good
hoegaarden wit blanche
I def saw an ad for this on facebook and it made me want to not buy it again but it's still pretty good so
I don't see how it's that weird.
I've never really had the impulse to smoke a gram of dat gud kush or cigarettes.
Apply the same to alcohol.
>>706523534
I just like listening to music.
>>706523551
Take a moment and realize how redundant the last three words of your sentence are.
>>706523551
Same here
I just get sissy drinks and get a buzz
I never liked the feeling of losing control of myself.
Never liked skateboarding, never liked skiing
Its just that weird feeling
Maybe im just a pure cinnamon bun asriel
I dunno dude alcohol is just an essential part of civilization to me. Weed is whatever and I'm permanently opposed to nicotine on account of my dad.
>>706523688
I'm a pretty active participant in the whole listening to music thing, which makes me awful to be around I'm sure.
>>706523551
That's why I drink stouts and dark lagers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5kDjBQiHIM
>>706523534
I prefer being sober. If I shy away from reality for too long, I become enthralled and can't stop. Gotta face the ocean wind with a clear mind.
>>706523613
like SABATON right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3H05OhVDI
>>706523340
Saved. Idk why but saved.
>>706523393
>>706523534
Maybe its the "propaganda" from Elememtary school that made me not want alcohol. Maybe I naturally dont want it.
I just dont see the point of drinking.
True. Humanity has made such a big deal of the stuff that curiosity and involvement seems inevitable.
>>706523809
Just don't start singing during Overwatch.
>>706523164
What's funny?
>>706523177
Evening Jeff. Been busy?
>>706523393
Bazza.
>>706523814
facing the world with a clear mind fucking blows
like yes I appreciate the necessity of it but those are still the worst moments, the moments of clarity and understanding
understanding is agony
>>706523870
whatever you enormous SQUARE
>>706523870
>I just dont see the point of drinking.
Alright come on now kid
Its okay to not drink, but not knowing why people drink? fuck outta this thread
>>706523825
their rhythm guitarist stepped on my foot once
>>706523809
ah good, continue to drink that literal poison
as i do
>>706523947
wow I super can't guarantee that
I won't do the entire star spangled banner or anything but you're liable to hear a bar or two
>>706523951
I haven't worked out in a minute dude
I'm pretty much the actual worst
>>706524028
life definitely isn't a competition to live the longest
>>706523997
you should never have washed that foot again
unless it was washed in SEMEN
>>706523951
I had an exam a couple hours ago, but now I'm just sitting around feeling kinda sick, and bored. what about you?
>>706524073
How deplorable.
You need to develop some self-control, kid.
>>706524073
>saving my worship picture
niiiice
>>706523951
Only Nef and Badger are allowed to call me that. To me it is a special nickname, despite it's actual origins, so I would appreciate the courtesy if you could.
>>706523960
Agony leads to a better understanding and a higher willpower. At least for me anyway. Maybe I'm just being edgy because I'm tired and sad, idk.
raspberries
>>706523960
Shazam.
>>706523984
I see why people people drink, I dont see why I would drink.
>>706524192
It won't be so bad don't worry about it.
>>706524238
I save everything with asriel in it tbh
>>706524246
I don't see what the value is in developing the will to persist through suffering given the option to just avoid the suffering to begin with, but it's immaterial since I'm already pretty persistent. Alcohol is just taking breaks from the agony.
>>706524380
Same here
I'm about 200 pictures short of 8k for my collection
>>706524073
it is a competition to drink more alcohol than anyone else
>>706524137
i do not soap my feet often.
>>706524380
I'm sure I'll just tire of you quickly and continue the drudgery of eternal quick play as a solo player.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36OiRIxup3w
>>706524462
good enuff
let me licku
>>706524462
holy shit I am so far behind
>>706524455
wow I'm not even close
duly bested
>>706524497
it's actually just a race to see if you get sick of me or if I get sick of the game first
>>706524073
Come on do some squats and get a muscle butt
>>706524141
Did you ace it?
Just at the gym. It hailed today.
>>706524547
probably sick of the game
its fun, but I dont play it unless others are playing
so play with me, senpai
>>706524547
Every single day i check for new art. Maybe next year my collection will bring me closer to goat brother
>>706524545
pieds are presented
>>706524547
there is yet more time. consume.
>>706524547
The latter probably.
Sketching went poorly.
>>706524547
It's all a lot of limited-time offers.
Extended exposure to quick play is ensuring that I'll be sick of my existence soon enough.
>>706524606
I could do that but I just finished my beer and I'm big chillin right now so instead I think I'm going to sit here listening to tom smith wail and croon
>>706524648
I'll probably only play with you and cait tbh
>>706524675
yeah I don't have nearly the dedication
>>706524687
gonna go sell all my possessions for booze
>>706524694
I like how everyone has no faith in overwatch
>>706524743
I'm really pretty positive about bad video games with bad teammates so I might make it last longer, like I tend to be an optimist in those situations
don't know why
>>706524606
I think I did ok on it. it was an exam on psychological testing, so alot of it was just knowing the difference between 4 different jargon words.
how big was the hail? did it break stuff?
>>706524687
pieds?
>>706524807
thats fine, as long as I get to play with you
You are fun to play with, but we do not have many games in common
same with cait
>>706524965
It's less that we don't have many games in common and more that I play exactly one video game and it's super smash bros. melee for the nintendo gamecube
and historically have stubbornly refused to play games that are popular with my friends because I am a hipster
>>706524911
>it was an exam on psychological testing, so alot of it was just knowing the difference between 4 different jargon words.
yo FUCK those
that's def gonna be my exam today UGH
>>706524807
My problem is that I play characters that either keep people up and running or provide them with a way to get that critical one or two picks before we go in. This means that I'm not the one that's relied on to actually kill anyone that often. If I create the opening and nothing happens or try desperately to heal a constantly dying team, I know to some degree that it's not my fault, but it's still frustrating to depend on these randos.
>>706525052
mine was "psychological tests: principles, applications, and issues" what's yours?
>>706524807
inCLUDING the firearms
>>706524965
proudFEET
>>706525052
thats alright in my book
im also not available to play games most times you faggots are, thanks work
I would play Smash with you if I could do it on my computer with no problems, sadly its only if we meet in person
>>706525147
massages u
>>706525111
I'll just play a character that synergizes well with mercy or something.
>>706525147
but I need those in case I ever run out of money and need to ROB a liquor store
>>706525142
speech and language development, featuring the developing child brain, the fully developed adult brain, and various theories of how humans learn to speak
it's gonna suck a fatty
>>706525233
netplay isn't even that bad, I'm just the kind of guy that can't fucking deal with it at all
>>706524380
you gotta remember that I'm obsessed with both the Flash and Guts, SF. The answer is pretty clear.
>>706524807
Get drunk good. :D
>>706524911
Nah just little ones, it's just strange we got it this time of year. last month it was wettest month for 50+ years
>>706525234
Dude, that'd be disgusting, and not in a good way. Make no mistake - I'll heal you, but I'm not going to pocket heal or boost a newbie.
>>706525233
your paws are so soft
>>706525234
seems like a 'low-socioeconomic' thing to do..
>>706525380
>< thanks dommy
>>706525052
I'd play Melee, but stuck with Sm4sh.
>>706525354
ah true
I've spent more or less my entire life waiting for heaven to open up and rain manna down upon me rather than dedicating myself to success through blood sweat and tears so I think there's a really clear philosophical difference here
>>706525366
it probably won't take me long to be noticeably better than the average random player, although still not super good.
>>706525361
I'm getting drunk like the best of them bro
like the BEST
>>706525380
seems like a high melanin kinda thing to me tbh but hey I'm an octoroon so
>>706525234
that sounds pretty crazy
>>706525361
how much rain did you get last month?
>>706525536
get a melee setup fuckboy
>>706525554
the worst is that this professor is fucking chinese and I legit cannot make sense of some of her questions
>>706525284
I dunno, id probably bitch about everything being the pings fault at that point
>>706525543
Wow, so confident in your ability.
I love that in a man.
>>706525603
that really sucks. I've had terrible accents on professors, but nothing where the lecture is so important to understanding everything
>>706525667
it's completely legit in melee. Honestly, fox is #1 in normal play and probably drops down to like #5 on netplay after marth, falco, sheik, and puff
>>706525721
I was pretty good at tf2. I mean, I was mediocre but I pugged with people around dom's level and did fine so I wasn't awful or anything. I think I could get decidedly decent at overwatch
>>706525772
It's not her accent. The questions on the previous quiz actually just didn't make sense.
And I don't really pay attention to the lectures since she lets us use our laptops in class so this is all kinda self inflicted since I'm a lazy sack of shit
>>706525441
your ears are so flat and lain back
>>706525543
parried.. so carelessly
>>706525603
Good thing there's a Melee scene where I live. Even if the players here are a bit out of my league...
>>706525832
in a game like that I dont think id want to play with any sort of ping or lag
>>706525554
110+ abouts.
>>706525832
Since Overwatch is a TF2 clone, you should be a natural. //sarcasm
There's a lot to learn at first, obviously. Just need to start off with someone easy. Can't even say I'd trust you with healing since that's such a critical job. Something like tank or non-important DPS.
ok that last beard was a mistake boys
>>706525895
what
>>706525910
where do you live? There's a decent melee scene here and I do alright.
>>706525923
I refuse to do it at this point.
>>706525989
Ok I realize it's not a clone but there are really massive similarities in fundamentals here.
>>706525989
have him play rein/roadhog, you play ana
easiest possible start
>>706525832
does she not have any TA's that could help her write her exams?
>>706525950
how many days a week was it raining?
beer
>>706526178
naw it's a pretty small class
>that last beard
>>706526082
Yes, yes. You'll do fine. Well, I'm quite doomed.
Can't get my eight hours tonight.
Shooting Game Industry as of now:
Call of Duty
Battlefield
Overwatch
Splatoon
>>706526082
yeah, fuck that.
just get good at real games like CSGO, LEEG, and OW
but really, OW is pretty fun, not really a tf2 clone but not hard to pick up if you are good at tf2
>>706526179
bring me one before I go get more whiskey
>>706526227
did I keep you up? my b
>>706526256
yeah I realize it's not 1-1 but there's a ton of overlapping principles here
although I was pretty ass at dirty bomb
actually no I was fine but my boyfriend was fucking filthy at that game so I felt bad
wait no that was insurgency
fuck
I SUCKED at insurgency
>>706526268
I'm not getting back out of bed for awhile
>>706526335
I made the decision to stay up. This conversation was a worthy enough reason for me to make a small sacrifice.
>>706526082
Springfield, MO. The Melee scene has been shrinking little by little, but the Sm4sh has been growing like crazy thanks to players Dr. B, Senator Sawft, and AnchorTea. Plus there was a weekly tournament which got 45 participents.
The Melee part wont die, but nothing big has happened with it recently...
>>706526178
seems like every 4/7 days to me.
>>706526335
EVERYONE sucked at insurgency, subby
FUCKING. EVERYONE. except the enemy team
they were gods
Guess ill just have to join you in bed, then
>>706526432
legitimately flattered
>>706526498
I def know none of those players since I don't play smash 4 and think it's kind of an abortion of a game
ahhh ladu got like 50 something the first week of this summer we living
>>706526519
No dude my ex was so fucking good at that game. I mean like go 20 and 0 on panj, consistently. It didn't make sense to me. He was a fucking wunderkind
we went more or less even in dirty bomb
err this semester not summer
>>706526618
Oh, come now. You're not the first person I've done this for, and perhaps not the last.
>>706526618
Dirty bomb was okay, should I pick that up again?
insurgency was weird, I was never good at it but it was always fun
>>706526701
well yeah sure but you SAID it like that it just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
kinda like this beer
I'm not gonna eat any ice cream today since I'm trying to change my slovenly ways ok caitlyn this is a new man right here
>>706526751
I wouldn't. We just played it since both of us were mad sick of tf2 (he was like a platinum pyro, on a good day I probably played soldier and scout at mid-open level) and it was similar enough to make sense to both of us. Unlike insurgency which I couldn't make head or tails of and he was a golden god at.
>>706526761
Wow, not eating ice cream?
Watch out, next thing you know, you'll be exercising alot and getting super hot. It's a slippery slope.
>>706526877
insurgency was honestly pretty weird, but id play it again
dirty bomb was a weird mix of games that I found enjoyable enough
downloading again, probably wont play much though
>>706526618
50? Jeezus.
Sm4sh DLC is even worse. Cloud can kill at 80% with his Limit Side B. Ryu has a Frame 1 invinibility with Shoryuken, and Bayonetta can fucking slow down time (I main her btw. Im carried by her).
I sort of want to write and film small comedic sketches, but I know people would hate them and also I can't write. Especially not dialogue.
which one of you fuckers recommended gay dad
I just found that shit randomly in my downloads and it's lit af
>>706526952
I'm already super hot, except for all the ways in which I'm terrible. I'll just fix those.
>>706526961
I liked both of them. Insurgency just made me hate myself a lot since I was so hilariously awful at it. Dirty bomb I got to run around and shotgun niggas with the medic so that was pretty lit. I'd play again. Still need that fucking ethernet cable though.
>>706527035
Smash 4 is fundamentally awful. Momentum doesn't work, it doesn't have any of melee's infinity of movement options, it's just generally not worth playing at all.
>>706527096
Jeff
Where were we?
>>706527194
we were feeling sorry for ourselves for being sick
>>706527147
I'm going to be so fucking tired tomorrow.
Sleep well. Or don't. I don't know your schedule.
>>706527235
Ohyeah
I feel worst for Katten though, stomach sickness is no fun at all
>>706527287
deadass might pass out a few hours after this last beer my head is pounding dude
night
GGs bed time
>>706527307
yeah, hopefully he feels better
>>706527463
nite nite
>>706527463
goodnight newfuck
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that is all
>>706527526
reeeeeeeeeeee
>>706525772
>>706526178
cuties
i cannot believe there is now a lesser martin
I'm so glad I don't have an acolyte. Other than badger, kinda.
>>706527479
I discovered a cure for feeling cold constantly
Just go out badly dressed for a few minutes, the house will feel a lot cozier once you get inside again
Watching wikileaks thing sf?
>>706527712
genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership
>>706527722
is that shit going on now? What's happening? I'm not sober and I've been fucking around all night
>>706527691
what constitutes badly dressed?
>>706527787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sVGIp6E9g
Not much atm it just started but assange will be on in a little
>>706527853
lemme know when I'm gonna be around awhile probably
and if I pass out I'll miss it regardless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi7xBe5-M8k
>>706527787
one day
and they will have DICKS
>>706527905
well yeah obviously the fuck would you even want a girl without a cock for
>>706527908
I fucking love cosplaying shiba inus holy fuck
I do not think throats work like that Julian.
>>706527839
At this point anything less than a parka and winter boots would do
>>706527946
that why you fugged katia?
girl with DIK
>>706527985
Hey Bananaders
>>706527985
how cold is it there?
>>706527956
naw they totally don't but if I get drunk and pass out when I wake up I usually feel better
although tbh I'm kinda sick in general right now not just from screaming at melee so it might be awhile
I miss my voice
>>706527999
sure yes that's why
I definitely didn't wear male underwear all week
>>706528064
I still await details of this exquisite visit
>>706528064
>screaming at melee
classic
Besides voiceless, how are you?
>Naota
Drunky?
wheres my negger
>>706528041
Sup dood?
>>706528060
Not that cold now, a bit below -1c. Works best during the night I would assume
>>706528133
it was real fucking gay dude
at one point we were coming home from this bar with video games on it and I put my head on his shoulder and he got all nervous and freaked out for a minute it was funny
>>706528145
to be fair the screaming is out of joy, not rage. I don't get mad at melee.
drunk and disappointed in myself since I have an exam in like 7 hours that I've not studied for at all.
>>706528182
nah, I just picked a random folder to post out of.
>>706528204
where are you that it's so cold?
>>706528263
Oh. Well then who the hell are you?
>>706528249
god damnit subby that sounds CUTE
I need more STORIES
>>706528249
Studying is overrated anyway. What's it on?
I just started school, this is my second week.
>>706528336
Same person as always who comes in without a name and chats with Julian and ignores Zac.
but why
>>706528380
Who the fuck is Zac? I don't know who you are, I assumed that everyone ignored Subjectivefag except for people I don't know.
>>706528350
speech and language development. don't know if I'm gonna pass this class though it's some bullshit right now
I also pay literally no attention in class because...I dunno I'm intellectually degenerate at this point or something. I've really gone down the tubes
>>706528341
we also took a long walk in the early morning to a sporting goods shop that was closed when we got there (we were gonna look at guns and shit) so instead I just spent most of the walk singing and rambling
it is amazing that people put up with me
>>706528204
Same old shit. Will be done at gym soon.
How're you?
>>706528543
was that a swap
>>706528488
I'm Darwin's girlfriend.
I do not ignore many people, Zac is AM
>>706528503
ganbatte julian-kun
you can do it!
I make it my goal to attend as few classes as possible and still pass. Worked out alright so far.
>>706528543
ah, there
>>706528503
you are adorable, so it makes sense, really
>>706528616
>Darwin's girlfriend
Freklz?
>>706528568
Sneezing a lot but great otherwise
>>706528639
Riight here
>>706528571
A what
>>706528616
I've never felt legit worried about a class before but my professor is this chinkess fuck and a bunch of questions are on brain anatomy and I've been terrible at that shit for years now
I believe in myself though I'm nothing if not lucky enough to pull through
>>706528645
yeah that's probably why
I hope
>>706528714
an imageswap
>>706528760
Nah, that's a satellite image
>>706528703
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>706528703
No no no, I do not think you know me we have never talked much before.
>>706528760
Luck is how I get through most things.
It is a good system, you will do well.
>>706528760
you are, so it is okay to be weird
we will forgive you
maybe
>>706528830
Have we ever talked at all?
>>706528810
nice and comprehensible
>>706528830
my SPECIAL distribution is definitely hella suboptimal dude, 3 strength, 2 perception, 3 endurance, 5 charisma, 7 intelligence, 5 agility, and 8 luck
>>706528838
I mean people pretty consistently either think I'm the fucking best or absolutely hate me.
>>706528909
Thanks
>>706528871
Maybe a few words, I would not put money on an actual conversation.
>>706528909
>only 3 strength
get lifting.
>>706528714
You getting sick?
>>706529001
what can I say, I invested poorly in physical stats
and continue to do so, not trying to reroll halfway through here
>>706529001
Shame. Or not. I don't know.
>>706529049
Yah it's that season, pretty much everyone get sick lol. But I bet Katten is having it worse, good thing he works at a pharmacy
>>706529056
What I won in strength and agility, I lost in charisma. Unfortunate life.
>>706529086
I do not know either, I don't come around often enough to make new connections, just touch on old ones.
>>706529156
that's good though you can just beat people into submission if they don't agree with you
>>706529156
I come around often enough to make new connections but refuse to.
>>706529129
Yeah i don't think he's one to steel drugs for himself.
>>706529229
I prefer to deal with conflicts through lies, deception, and other forms of subterfuge.
>>706529248
I like that attitude, new people are the worst.
>>706529252
Noo not steal, he would buy them of course. When I interned at a grocery store I bought my luch there everyday, it should work the same way right?
>>706529314
All people are the worst.
>>706529314
Yeah me too. If I dislike someone mostly I just get people to agree to dislike them with me and all's well.
dont worry sub
ur the best
thanks zac you're pretty best too
>>706529378
At the very least most people are.
>>706529392
It is the best way to solve problems.
thanks love I hope to talk to you more often
>>706529490
100% of people are.
>>706529490
I see the world very differently recently so there's no moral dilemma over the whole thing either.
I'm gonna take a nap since I'm kinda blotto later boys~~~~~~
I'm gonna head to sleep. nite homos
>>706529716
G'night
I will join the leaving thread train to go shitpost elsewhere
>>706529716
Night Jeff.
>>706529375
Well i would assume he'd get saff discount. but he'd still need a script right?
>>706529825
I honestly have no idea how that stuff works. Just hope he makes sure to drink blueberry soup
Pairs of serial killers are interesting. When two people commit serial murders together. That's pretty fucking interesting.
they're gone
quick
post porn
There were a total of three Freeway Killers who, at first were believed to be the same person. Turns out that the three of them were unacquainted and just coincidentally have the same MO.
$$$
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrFCwYAZxE
>>706531301
jesus christ what\
I should play more, but I cant find the will to
>>706531883
I got 2 exalted drops today and like 70~ chaos worth of drops
Like 70% to lvl 89
>>706532028
Yeah you get better drops later on in the game, I just cant find the will to grind three times through the campaign on one character
>>706532262
Just do it
It does suck when you hit walls e.g resistances
>>706532313
lets grind together senpai
>>706533315
Only if you want to play on Aus servers
>>706533395
gross...
>>706533426
I just got another exalted
>>706533524
exalt this cock faggot...
>>706533788
League is a shit game
>>706533840
yeah but shes a qt
>>706533905
>she
>dick
>>706534040
FEMININE
PENIS
>>706533426
Just wanted to say thank you for posting the solo nude males.
>>706534119
What are you, a faggot?
Hows your OW ranked going, I havent played in a while, too into PoE and wanting to die
>>706534171
dont really play competitive unless drunk really
life is suffering, truly
>>706534292
>open map
>disconnect
Truly life is pain
>>706534418
that is true suffering
was it a good map, at least?
or some normie map?
>>706534507
Im starting to run low on maps, I was doing tier 11s yesterday but im down to t7 atm
It was a rare t7 so wasted an alch and a map so a little shitty
aah, thats no good
I dont think ive run anything over tier 6, even on my normal character
I lose interest on like run 2.5, around act 1 the third time
>>706536046
>>706536189
me irl in these two pictures
