Waifuism thread
>fuck the mods edition
The rules are fucking simple
>don't talk about fight club
>don't talk about fight club
>bitchez luv frying panz
>mods are fags
>claim your waifu
>post pics of aforementioned waifus
>drink lots of tea
>No lewds
>actually fuck that rule
>read next rule
>ignore the rule before
>don't b& me m00dz
>most importantly: go fuck yourself
Mi Liu claimed
カラミチーマス
I lied, claiming and now sleep
>>706497022
Nice, I've got 4 different manga I'm reading, would be reading them right now but my tablet is dead.
>>706497113
I'll shoot at you I swear
Going to bed, good night /waifu/!
Your rules are bad and you should feel bad.
still here
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>706497113
Oh...ok :'(
>>706497242
Such hostility tonight. No need to be so angry
>>706497242
You're good.
Nice rules.
>>706497618
naughty. sleep tight.
>>706497704
goodnight.
>>706497675
An eli!
>>706497704
FUCK DAMMIT I JUST GOT HERE, DIGI-SWORD
>>706497704
Good night yuuki, sleep well
>>706497704
goodnight
>>706497667
less crippled?
>>706497754
Hi Tomoko
>>706497675
Icee blok booleet.
>>706497719
T R I G G E R E D
>>706497822
Actually you gave us 1 hour
And on the last minute i got quads
>>706497945
Nice feet
>>706497929
hello
>>706497754
OUUAHAHH AAAUUHHH OWWWWWUUUUU I'M CUMMMMMMMINGGG
>>706497817
G-DANG IT SMUGGARONI! I have class at 8 and there's a manga waiting to be read before sleep!
Yui...
>>706497704
Night Nerd ^^
>>706497817
Aylmao Smugga ^^
>>706497983
heck
>>706497754
Hello
>>706497812
Hello
>>706497817
Hello smugs
>>706497945
Those feet make me hard as diamonds
Somebody once told me the world was gonna blow me so I took a bite outta a shed
And she was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
>>706498015
>>706497817
A big ol smugger. How are you this evening?
>>706498169
hey there, how's it going?
I'm Pewdiepie btw
>>706498269
>tips fedora
>>706498046
no thanks
>>706498169
hello
>>706498256
You cereal, fam?
https://youtu.be/kiACFlHZ1IA
>>706498015
Meh, couldn't remember 8f it was one or two. But I know you got the quads at 12:00.1X est.
You had until midnight, aka 12:00.00
You failed, hey, I think time trails are shit too, you often fail them by seconds, which is stupid af. Oh well.
>>706498104
Get hecked up m8
>>706498387
So you done being a shit tier troll or are you going to keep trying?
>>706498375
It's going good
>better now that i have some nice ppeople to talk to
>>706498403
How are you?
>>706498591
there are nice people here? who let them in?
that's good. same here.
>>706498546
Obviously I'm good if you're mad
>>706497514
maybe not too wise to do that
>>706498677
Pussy
>>706498662
Fuckin' livid, fam.
>>706498523
>heck
REEEEEEEEEEE:zero
You said a nono word!
>>706498783
whatever u say
>>706498652
Well you're pretty nice, and i like to think I'm pretty nice.
>at least i hope you guys think I'm nice
I'm glad you're well.
>>706498591
about to start a game. yourself?
>>706498662
>>706498840
Fuck off duncan
>>706498057
Sleep now! You'll need it
>>706498104
Ayy lmao
>>706498169
Hello Juvia. Whats up?
>>706498256
What a meeny! :^)
>>706498283
Doing fine tonight, little loli. Playing halo MCC. You?
>>706499059
How goes it? ^^
>>706498523
>Tfw heckled.
>>706499004
you seem nice enough, yup.
QOTT: why did he do it /waifu/?
>>706497924
Just as crippled
>>706499045
Duncan? My name is David Davidson.
the mame was a decent claim
but hikage is godly claim
>>706499013
Tomoko plays games?!
Galil is also shiro
Going to make one post and leave for an hour again.
>>706499013
Nothing really just working a lot lately
>>706499059
Nothing. Just busy (see above)
>>706499221
I try to be
>>706499424
Hello Hikage how are you?
>>706499328
But you said you're LividCoffee
>>706499580
Are you ok?
Do you have brain damage?
>>706499432
yes lots of them
>>706499575
well i see you also lewd a lot too
hihihi
>>706499158
Pretty good. I went to mall with sister and want the VR at Microsoft bad
>>706499272
>he
>>706499424
:D
>>706499575
What do you do if I may ask
>>706499901
Hello vp zapper
>>706499275
I feel ya. Feeling any worse than usual?
>>706497514
>>706499158
>>706499158
[Heckle intensifies]
>>706499484
Post proff
>>706500059
Hey smugs, howsit?
>>706500059
Kek, VR looks cool, my date with Senpai went well, we're officially a thing now so that's gr8. ^^
>>706500143
heckeroni
tomie for me bae
>>706499750
I do but i probably Won't tonight.
>pretty tired
>>706500059
Grocery store.
>hours are flexible so i like it
>>706500421
Did you fugg?
>Heck those pants right off.
>>706499901
hey
>>706499575
good, how are you?
>>706500059
:D
>>706499424
Anyone else think her top was a third arm coming out of her left side
Also
>>706500643
HI
How are youuu
Been up to much?
>>706500143
>>706499484
This
>>706500170
Pretty well today. Currently playing halo. You?
>>706500421
NICE! So full autism with her when? Sister said I looked dumb dodging layers
>>706500552
Never worked at one. What's it like? Flexibility is nice
>>706500643
What's up?
>>706499221
>beat rice
>>706499059
Oh man, I wish I still had my xbone for halo! Just did some studying and took an online quiz that I was much less prepared for than I thought I was. Can't seem to fall asleep still so now I'm staring at my steam library. What are you playing in MCC?
>>706500978
yes, what?
>>706500961
hello /waifu/ i would like to sincerely apologize for my rude and distasteful behavior. i have been needlessly hostile and i vow to change my ways.
>>706500961
Happy Birthday.
It's midnight where you are, right?
>>706500552
i imagine its tiring yes. either way hope you do well
>>706500621
>fugg
Nah, senpai wants to save it for marriage, I get it though so its cool.
>>706500971
Full autism? Probably soon, I'm already at 3/4 of true power level.
>Though there are things I will not talk about
>Like this place.
>>706501115
Good luck Mavis. ^^
>>706500749
>>706500832
not really, went to a job training shit thing today though
>>706500971
first reply, and how are you
>>706500961
a ruri
>>706501115
liar
>>706500643
I'm good. Good to see you're lewd as ever
>>706500657
Hello Akeno. Glad to finally see you here
>>706500971
Pretty much what you'd imagine.
>stocking shelves
>working cashier
>getting carts
>bagging
That's about it. But it's easy and it pays
>>706501192
Thanks. And as mentioned above, it pays
>>706501220
>Save it for marriage.
I will say, if she doesn't pray before she eats, she will break that rule.
>Like this place
Y-You won't tell senpai about your friends?
Hello Check out my custo shino.
I think splashing gasoline on my hands and biting my nails wasn't a good idea...
>Caustic, plz
>>706500971
I am good, super tired though...just browsing teh interwebs...glad you are well!~
>>706501233
what was this job training? Im intrigued
>>706501342
HI, aw really? as i am glad to see you!
>>706501613
Splash gasoline on hands
Use lighter
Drink gasoline
????
PROFIT
>>706501174
>Happy Birthday.
You actually remembered it?
I'm honored.
Indeed, it's almost 1 AM already. How are you doing?
>>706501060
The cutest.
>>706501233
Best Senran, but Mirai a close 2nd.
>>706501463
Looks pretty amazing, you draw it yourself?
>>706501342
i guess, kinda lewd
>>706501220
you and your senpai are a thing, whos older anyways
>wants to save for marriage
wew lad, get practice for now so when your married you show each other the fruits of your labor/practice
>>706501670
just for a grocery store, not much really
>>706501613
sounds fun, how you feeling now
>>706501438
>Break that rule
Well if she's ready I'm ready!
>
But she's not even religious, and I'm actually in the process of trying to convert her to my religion.
>She's agnostic, and she's interested so far, just informing her about stuff and telling her about different things.
No I'll tell her about my friends!
>Not about /waifu/ though
>Maybe if she's cool with it though.
>>706501220
>>706501233
Nowadays I can smell myself throughout my cycle and I know what I smell like. It's not roses. Whether it's discharge or blood, it smells like vagina. Yes. Surprisingly vagina smells – well – like vagina. It changes according to what I eat, what I drink, my activity and the time of the month. Despite my best efforts at loving myself, I'm barely okay with the way I smell…and I'm still terrified when I meet a new lover to let him go there. In fact as I lie there looking at the ceiling during what should be a hot moment, the thought crosses my mind. How on earth can he like doing that? Is he cringing as he's doing it? And lastly…will he leave me if he thinks I'm disgusting?
>>706501772
No Gardevoir Did! He's really good!
>>706501811
Senpai is like, half a year older than I am.
>But she was the grade above me in HS so she's senpai forever.
Claimu!
>>706499221
Cutie
>>706500832
How have you been?
this thread sucks
>>706501772
You only told me 3 days ago. I may be a huge stoner but my memory isn't that shot.
I'm doing ok. Tried fixing a computer but I'm having software/driver issues so I gave up until tomorrow.
How was your day? Any plans for your birthday?
>>706501772
Huh, you share my sisters birthday.
>>706501772
oh hey, happy birthday. how old?
no u.
>>706501944
no u! how's it going, nui?
Is fapping to your waifu considered sex?
>>706501670
Of course i am.
>you're one of my favorites to see here
>>706501811
Yeah kinda. Nothing like in the lewd threads
>>706502066
Kinda
>>706502001
pft lmao cupcake
what is with this pandering thing ur doing
>>706502001
no u too!
Things are well, brawl modding and listening to music as usual, yourself?
>>706501730
How do you expect me to drink the gasoline with my hands on fire.
>Come on anon, think with your dick, not your head.
>>706501811
Like I have trace amounts of gasoline in my throat.
>>706501817
What is your religion
>Not about us.
But we are your friends!
>>706501772
>miria is a close second
i understand your opinion and i respect it
also happy birthday, how old are ya
>>706501888
>trips
great story, but your autism levels are still low, are you sure your trying?
>>706502288
>dubdubs
im still just going through my folder in order tbh
>>706502325
?
>>706502372
sounds like a fun evening. I'm watching luke cage and chilling around as usual. never up to much, boring life and all that.
>>706501055
>online quiz
Ugh. Reminds me of online math. I hate/love it! Insomnia? Caffine? Rekt circadian cycle? Try a glass of water. Action sack mainly for binary slayer and sticky ball
>>706501220
Go 5/4! Lol. /waifu/ or 4chan?
>>706501233
Was it that bad dude? You good? I'm fine. Playing halo MCC
>>706501342
What's the busiest time of the day? Cause my guess is around 5pm
>>706501670
You should nap!
>>706501927
>>706501817
ok makes sense as to why you call her senpai
you better be ready for when she is
>not about my friends
>i won't tell her about /waifu/
so i guess we're not your friends
>hikage
>>706502709
i never said it was bad, im just tired, which halo though, 1,2,3 or what
>hikage
>>706502502
u know
>>706502288
Yay, so have you been up to a lot? How's your car?
>you too!
>>706502709
I would nap...but everytime I do, I wake up feeling really sick and more tired than I did before~ it's strange
>>706502001
Hey hey, Cupcake cutie.
I'm currently 21, and I probably won't stop looking like a girly 16 year old boy for a few more years.
>>706501995
Remember to hug your imouto as often as possible.
>>706502405
>i understand your opinion and i respect it
Well, isn't it nice around here tonight.
Thank you. Again, 21.
>>706501979
I guess it was me who couldn't remember talking you about it earlier.
Hey, sounds nice. Is it yours, or you're doing it for a few bucks?
Nah, nothing. More calculus if anything, the last thing I'd want would be dropping out.
>>706501902
He's pretty good indeed, I hope you thanked him enough times for it.
>>706502402
No I mean I'll tell her about you guys
>JUST NOT ABOUT /b/ OR /waifu/
I'm a Lunarist, its origin is a Norwegian moon based religion that's been handed down over the years and shit, its really small though, only like, 65 people total. 25 local.
>>706502709
/waifu/ mostly, if it ever comes up or if she's cool about it I'll tell her one day.
>>706502710
No you're my friends. I just won't mention /waifu/ specifically, I'll talk about you guys though.
>I'll make up some names or something
>Or I'll do that whole "This one guy" thing.
We tight tho, you guys are my friends ^^
>>706502968
but that's a good thing. count your lucky stars. and congrats, 21 is a good age.
¡Hola!
>>706502405
Do you only have lewd and semi lewd pics?
>>706502709
Depends what day
Friday's around 5-6 are typically the busiest. Saturday and Sunday is just always busy
>which is why i don't work either of those days
>>706502933
I've been good
The person who hit me was insured and will pay for all of it
>plus a rental car till i get a new one
So things have been going good. How about you?
>>706503288
Hello
>dubs
My mom, where's my mom?
>>706502968
But she's a feminist
Anyway, happy birthday.
>>706502405
i'm running out of material here....
>>706502709
No idea, went to bed about an hour earlier than usual, woke up 2 hours later and now can't fall asleep.
>binary slayer
>
>>706503069
I've never even heard of that. 65 people world wide? I'm always interested in religion even though I don't practice myself.
>Not telling her how your friend Mizore constantly wants to "field strip" you.
>>706503363
Right here! Time for your bath!
>>706502933
Waking up tired is common. Sick as in light headache?
>>706502828
Oh! Taking some rest I hope. Master Chief collection
>>706503069
Lmao! She'll be either weirded out or intrigued by what goes on here
>inb4 she claims Husbando
>>706503328
You'd think people need those days to go have fun
>>706503363
I'm here, my little neppy!
What's wrong?
>>706503401
Screenshots from the movie helps, dude. Maybe pinterest or tumblr
>>706503328
Noice! Glad to hear it got sorted quickly, whats the rental?
Happy you are well!
I am very well also, but super tired~~
>>706502502
>boring life and all that.
To be fair, i'm usually doing the same thing so same to be honest.
But it's relaxing for both of us so nothing wrong with it.
>>706502968
Pretty sure you were drinking that night so I wouldn't doubt it.
And nah, it's my father's. His MoBo went out so I'm trying to fix it without him buying a whole knew rig.
Ah, yeah, I gotcha. Birthdays kinda lose their glamour after 21. I don't think I've actually celebrated my b-day in about 4 years.
Have a lewd in lieu of an actual gift. Sorry I can't get you anything for real.
>>706503069
I'm rastafarian
>>706503498
I rarely have that. I'd go for runs if that happens
I love it so much!
>smug
>>706503620
I think people's lives are far more boring than they like to let on, and I also think there's nothing wrong with that.
exactly. relaxing is best. I don't like much happening anyway.
>>706502933
>>706500832
Wait, you're the anon i spoke to right?
The doc prescribes a deep ass-fucking
>>706502968
He knows i appreciate it. He did an awesome job! pretty pumped for him.
>>706503569
no i mean i'm running out of shit to talk. i pride myself on being offensive. i'm losing my edge.
>>706503651
>>706503569
Light headache sort of, but mainly just sore stomach, like stomach cramps or something, and burning eyes, it's pretty uncool...so I dont nap anymore.
Early night tonight for me too...and for some reason Im breathing pretty heavy...
>>706503829
Im the one and only Akeno!~
>>706503799
Very true, i think it's best too much doesn't happen as that could end up stressful, i just like doing nothing.
>>706503569
Today, I was just chilling being an elitist and Esdeath sperged out and wanted me to hurt people because I was close to /waifu/, naturally I told him to fuck off tho.
>>706503563
>"A new challenger has arrived"
Gee, how come I'm allowed to have TWO moms.
>>706504158
same. everyone always tells me I should do more things but I prefer to do as little as possible.
>>706504288
You're not near an elitisy, newfag
>>706503569
It's mostly people getting ready for football and stuff that's my guess
>>706503585
I got a dodge Dart i think. It's ok. Just ready to get a new one tho
>i hope you stay up for the...lewd thread
>>706503651
Oh my seems the lewd thread has started early
>>706504057
Will you pay attention to me if I insult you?
>>706503675
Thinking about going out for a smoke or something, have some left over from friend's party over the weekend.
I'm hyped that halo is finally going to be coming back to pc, has definitely been a consistent favorite series.
I think my favorite halo mode was the elites vs Spartans in halo reach, I forget the name but it was like a progressive assault type mode. Which game in the series was your favorite?
>>706504288
Because I'm the mom that gives you baths!
>>706502968
congrats you can drink in public(if your in the U.S.)
>>706503328
naw, i have just an assortment, just that what she usually wears is (pic)
>>706503401
no your not, now put some effort into it
>>706503069
>this one guy
makeing up names is better, just note them so they aren't inconsistent, you could just say you know us from like league or gaming onlines and shit
doesn't she know you use the chan?
that religion though, i'm hoping its based off a common and its just more of a branch, please don't be a crazy cultist ever
>>706503569
no i know its the chief collection, but i meant which game in the collection specifically
i am resting for now
>inb4 we cuck eru through only use of chan
>>706504288
why would esdeath say that stuff
>>706504428
Oh decent, I too would be ready for the new one also! But glad you're mobile again!~
>all this talk of a lewd thread, never happens...
>but will be awake for awhile yet
>>706504151
Who knows, you might get your own phony one day.
Up to anything?
>>706504340
Well i suppose we have to do things sometimes but it's just great to relax, one of the best reasons to exist is to do nothing ironically.
>>706504561
Kill yourself
>>706504398
Shut up seasonal garbage. How dare you to speak like that to the big Neptune, pleb.
>>706504646
Because of my disorders, he wants to be diagnosed as a sociopath for some reason, like if that was any good, keeps calling me a sociopath too.
>>706504561
G-gee, that s-sounds lewd.
>>706504931
Would if I could but I can't so I won't!
>>706504893
I hope not~ that would be bad yes yes...
Also sad that you have a phony
And not much, am pretty tired so just chilling, browsing teh webs, thinking of something to do
What are you up to? Have you been well?
>>706505001
No its perfectly natural. That's why we bathe together! It's skinship~
>>706505001
Mi Lii isnt seasonal you cucklord
You share your waifu, heretic
>>706504893
I agree completely.
>>706504646
It's a bit suggestive but not lewd
>>706504701
Next thread Akeno. Be patient
>gotta wait for smugs to look away
>>706505321
Irrelevant faggot.
>>706505485
I have limitless patience, so it's cool, was only jestin'
>wait we shall
>>706505001
oh rip, why would he, thats weird, but don't listen to him nep
>>706505321
he meant felix
>>706505485
yup, thats about it
>>706503087
>but that's a good thing
You're just being nice, but I should already expect that by now.
Appreciated, cute stuff.
>>706503898
He really did, and you could ask /a/ to color it for you if you'd like.
>>706503651
Eh, makes sense to me.
>His MoBo went out so I'm trying to fix it without him buying a whole knew rig.
Oh, well, if you're doing it just to help, he probably won't hurry you up.
Eh, I haven't celebrated a birthday since I was maybe 14. I normally just receive the money instead.
Pretty cute lewd, thank you- No idea what the broken heart in the air means.
>>706503390
Maybe, but you're family, after all.
Thank you, Mai. I consider yours a rare greeting.
>>706504646
Thank you, but I don't live in the U.S.
The necessary age here would be 18, so I've got pretty accustomed to it.
>>706503919
Oh. Can't help you there
>>706504151
Whoa thats unheard of. Maybe it's the weather?
>>706504288
That is not okay but those are empty threats. Is pretty far you know? Kek, good neppy! And pay no attention to mizore. I'm your only mom
>>706504428
Psssh. Football
>>706504646
Oh! Mainly 4. Cause action sack
>isn't he cucked through thread already? Aren't we all cuked here?
>>706505236
Nep is my daughter. Go back to makoto, inmate. Don't make me use the spray Bottle
>>706505321
I meant the cat of course! And I'm not a new fag, I've been here all summer.
>I even know how to greentext so I'm not a newfag, see XDD
Joke aside, the name is Neptune, sup.
>>706505622
>
>>706505236
There isn't nothing wrong with just a bit of skinship, r-right?
>>706505782
Yeah, he's not rushing me or anything but I know he wants me to fix it sooner than later. He has a lot of important files on his computer like tax records and stuff.
Same here. I usually don't have a list or any type of gift I want for my birthday, just gib da cash.
Thank you. I actually didn't even notice it until you mentioned it. I'd say ignore it.
How about you post a lewd for my birthday then? You got about a month and a half so no worries about posting one tonight.
>>706505906
(Mom, should I cry rape?)
>Neptune
>>706505906
Yea...no one else gets that problem, they all LOVE napping...and Im over here dying of tiredness haha
Tis strange indeed, perhaps my body can only handle long sleeps, so napping fucks it up and it thinks it has been tricked out of a full sleep and begins to hurt...idk~
Sore tummy, heavy burny eyes and a light dizzy headache arent things naps should give you...
And perhaps, but it happens all the time of the year, so I doubt it
>>706505937
Nothing wrong at all, little neppy.
>>706505906
You can't contain me, makoto's focus is elsewhere!
>>706505610
Don't be too long. No need to worry akeno
>>706505622
Soon enough it'll be lewd~
>>706505906
It's ok. It's a way to pass the time
>>706503563
She'd probably get jealous. Kek.
But yeah, there's like two people in Europe and the rest are US.
>>706503569
Fugg that'd be pretty cool, I think she wouldn't have a problem with it though.
>>706503670
Neat ^^
>>706504646
We refrain from sacrifices and violence, as is stated "Harming other living creatures to please your god is a ridiculous notion, food and clothing is perfectly fine however." We're really chill.
She knows I use 4chan, she uses it too but she sticks to /v/ /x/ /a/ and /k/ usually, she never goes to /b/ because "Its basically a shitposting board full of porn, I don't really wanna go there."
Sorry about the delay I was doing some stuff.
Early mark from work due to slow as fuck.
>>706505782
I'm not just being nice, I'm just sharing my opinion. geez.
>>706506312
Worry not I shall!~
>I feel a disturbance if certain forces *wink*
but until then, tell me random things!!!
>>706505937
Everybody know Esdeath and have their own opinion on him. You don't need to leak that kind of stuff
I'm going to call it a night and try to get back to sleep. Good night all
>Illyasviel
>>706506398
>Its basically a shitposting board full of porn, I don't really wanna go there
But, but...MEMES!
>>706506605
Hey Esdeath.
