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Great Celeb thread
I like to edge on cam while a bud feeds me pics of our favorite celebs. I put the pics up next to me on my split screen cam. They can either roleplay as if she's watching me, or we can just chat about her.
Recently had a nice Victoria Justice session, shot 8 thick ropes directly into the cam for her.
>>706451225
Victoria Justice has the most perfect tits
>>706451225
last time i read this it was 9 thick ropes
>>706452023
diamonds
>>706451466
pretty good but not as good as Avril Lavigne's tits
>>706451466
those arent hers, moron
>>706454188
beautiful
test
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba i-is o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the w-world... She's a-a bit o-of a-a She-Devil though and i-is r-right in my f-face a-as s-soon as I-I wake up... She u-usually starts i-it o-off w-with a 2 m-minute "Good Morning" p-pillow smothering s-session a-as m-my arms and l-legs flail around b-because m-my breath st-starts t-to run out... M-Most d-days sh-she's n-nice enough t-to w-wait until I-I w-w-wake up t-to s-start b-but unfortunately f-for m-me s-some d-days I-I w-wake u-up w-with an unwanted surprise... She s-says only l-little bois masquerading a-as m-men g-get s-such treatment for they th-think their dwarfish 3 incher c-can actually please a woman... I-I d-don't m-much l-like these things she d-does t-to me b-but I-I d-don't w-want t-to challenge h-her and r-run even the r-remotest ch-chance of l-losing her...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ ieurljfnk
>>706454415
She s-says if I-I want t-to be w-with her then I-I g-got to p-pay the p-price: a-a l-little s-sissy h-has n-no right t-to think h-he c-can accost o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the w-world f-for n-nothing... She s-says I-I have n-no idea h-how m-many m-men she h-had t-to choose from; sh-she's b-been proposed to b-by rich, famous, young and beautiful m-men fr-from all over the w-world... Why sh-she d-decided up-upon me she d-doesn't know: only that n-now that's i-it's been d-decided she h-has t-to make m-me pay... She s-says I-I bring n-nothing t-to our relationship except m-my useless, poor and ugly face s-so she m-might as well m-make me h-her s-sissy slave...
>>706454415
>>706455833
please tell me this is pasta
>>706450478
I don't know why, but hoping her pussy is really smelly and sweaty under that sexy outfit makes me diamonds
squeaky squeak squeak
>>706455929
it's not.
>>706456564
I would have worshipped her ass constantly when this photo was taken. Not so much now
>>706456786
Love Britney's flexibility
>>706456786
I'd still worship her ass tbh
>>706457107
Me too.
>>706456661
I dont know what I expected.
>>706458137
Shes so fucking beautiful its insane, her sisters like this too, they all got some quality genes when it came to looks
>>706450478
i bet when she rips major fast food and tequila anal emissions it smells like fuckin daisies
>>706456564
>>706456786
>>706457107
>>706457168
>>706457365
No. Just... No
>>706458183
>>706458626
>>706458228
Faps of days gone by
>>706459037
Faps of yesteryear
>>706451225
Wouldn't it be so much more fun to do that to each other in person? Stroking each other while we're looking at celebs.
>>706458902
Why????
>>706458955
She sure is bendy, huh?
>>706459037
>>706459134
I still like to rub one out to her, past or present.
>>706459343
I love it
>>706459241
of course, but that's not usually an option
>>706459680
So hot to think about, though.
>>706459241
>>706459680
I love Katyfags cause you're all so goddamn lewd
>>706459885
Cum be lewd with us, anon. Wouldn't you love to have your cock deep throated while you stare at this woman?
>>706460109
might eat my load for her today
>>706459586
Would kill to have her legs wrapped around my head.
>>706460109
Obviously, but I wouldn't want you to do all the work alone.
>>706460325
any cum tribute on her?
>>706460299
>>706460307
Hell, I swear Id tear her up 10 times better than fuckin Bloom
>>706460424
yuck
this thread sucks
>>706460413
Oh, fuck. I want to do something like that.
>>706456067
apart from the tattoos just perfect
>>706460595
sure??
>>706460650
>>706460805
yes (and I usually like Asians)
>>706460487
No, but I think I will cum for her tonight.
Ivanka
>>706461035
but i love her nipples
>>706461218
pls send me for email pls...she needs alot of cum
>>706461234
more of this slut
>>706455074
Yeah bro, that chick from fear the walking dead is so hot.
>>706461390
they are pretty hot
>>706461234
Seems like her gorgeous honkers are showing the outlines of a bra on the upper part of her jugs. How could there be such a great X-ray with a bra in the way too?
Anyone know if this is legit?
God Tier areolae if this is real.
>>706461541
She can have all my cum. Every last fucking drop.
>>706454044
Yes they are stupid
What do you guys think of barely legal Britney?
>>706461749
im so hard for her pls cum on her and send
>>706460646
nice frame on this cock bobber
>>706461720
she is a nasty girl
>>706462171
>she is a nasty girl
girl? she is like 50 years old
>>706460805
My god that is disgusting
>>706462073
Avril always makes me horny af
>>706461110
Uglybitch.org
>>706461160
Uglierbitch.org
>>706462353
but she is more hot that most ao girls 20years
>>706462171
Ya super nasty... Looking and I bet she smells terrible.
Her legs
>>706462543
Wtf is wrong with you? Get your head examined before u end up shooting up a school or getting drafted by Islam.
>>706462428
Me too. I bet she's a lot of fun in the sack.
>>706463035
>in the sack
I fucking hate you
>>706463340
Um....Why?
>>706463427
Because youre either over 40 or youre a virgin.. Both are perfectly acceptable reasons to hate a person
>>706463427
more Avril please
>>706463630
hnnng her tits
>>706463333
hmm yes
>>706463490
hahahahahaha. Classic. I love it.
>>706462430
>>706462461
they are the same person
>>706463783
You want more?
>>706463748
>>706463965
Thanks. I haven't seen this one before. Saved!
>>706463928
yes alot,much much more
>>706464131
What did I just watch
>>706464149
Okay. How about this one?
Where tf is emma watson i am disappointed m8
>>706463810
>>706451466
Funny how in every pic where there are actual tits there's no face
>>706463601
Nope and nope.
>>706464331
hmm so dam sexy
>>706464470
Oh yes indeed.
>>706464237
While I love her body and dress, whoever did her hair and make-up for that event did a horrible job. Such a waste :-(
>>706464599
Damn that's hot
>>706464604
She does wear it well
>>706464597
hmmm is so hot...pls send more of this tits
>>706464761
shes so sexy in Vikings
>>706464327
Old buddy I think that fellow may have shit.
>>706464761
>>706464990
Wow. Hot.
>>706464990
She so is
>>706465127
oh fuck....that tities she makes me hard
>>706450478
>that fucking masonic clusterfuck
They're all masonic slut prostitutes, what a shame.
>>706463601
fuck off child
>>706465440
>>706466048
wow so hot
>>706459451
In the top 10 of my nostalgic faps.
>>706466196
Her face is perfect
>>706466326
Simpson is mine
>>706458137
Are those tits fake?
>>706466340
Very much so she kills it in Vikings
>>706466326
Same here
>>706466487
Yeah. She was smoking hot in that movie. Would jerk off like a savage to that scene.
>>706466828
cum tribute on her?
>>706466539
No idea.
>>706467048
Go ahead, buddy. Cum for her.
>>706466399
So no love for peypey.
>>706466487
Yup. Nick lachey got her best years. I don't blame him for bailing, I watched that reality show they had once, she's stupid, on a clinical level.
>>706467161
you have any tribute on her?
>>706467581
No you fat bitch head
>>706467413
How much of that was an act, though? Surely she can't be as stupid as what she was on that show, could she?
>>70646315
Damn
>>706467581
No, but there was a period of time when I paid tribute to her every day for three years straight.
>>706467659
I don't know, but the chicken of the sea conversation still kills my sides.
>>706467226
post everything my refined friend
>>706467790
she deserve she is so hot
>>706467914
Yeah. hat was pretty funny.
On a related note, did you ever see the episode of Mad TV where Jessica Alba played her in a skit? Now that was comedy gold there, brother.
>>706451466
Yes, yes she does. Absolutely fucking perfect. That girl is gorgeous.
>>706467226
>>706467945
Fucking right she is. Still love masturbating to her to this very day.
>>706467796
Jigglevision.
>>706468440
Do a tribute to this one next.
>>706468080
No but I'll definitely look into that.
>>706468586
You should. Trust me, you won't regret it.
>>706468552
>>706469013
Now blow a load all over this one. The bitch wants your hot, steaming jizz all over her.
>>706469232
>>706469283
pls send cum tribute on her
>>706455074
My dyslexic brain just read "fartdog"
>>706469433
You first.....
>>706464513
I hate that crackhead
>>706469748
Don't listen to the faggots thare are one step away from blowing guys at truck stops
>>706470253
Good advice.
>>706469813
send to my email. and i send to you
>>706470716
ok. what is your
