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how much of a b/tard am i for getting this? Starting to have regrets.

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how much of a b/tard am i for getting this? Starting to have regrets.
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>>706448994
Honestly one of the cringiest tattoos I've ever seen, and I've seen a fuck ton of cringy tattoos.
Why'd ya get it OP?
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>>706448994
not much
try harder faggot
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>>706448994
has nothing to do with /b/ but makes you a retard in general
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I like it.
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>>706448994
Mines better ;^)
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>>706448994
The X is too low
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>>706448994
where do you work where they allow you to have tattooed hands and knuckles?
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Doesn't make you a btard. I'm guessing you're a newfag. You should have regretted it immediately
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>>706449817
basically anywhere?
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>>706448994
No ragrets bro
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>>706448994
Don't feel so bad, people will know you are an autistic faggot before you even talk.
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>>706448994
You already have hand tattoos, so it wasn't like you were ever going to be successful in life before the gay as fuck PS shit.
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>>706450116
I'm not allowed to have hand or knuckle tattoos at my office job. I'd imagine that most salaried white collar positions are they same.
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Still better than the ugly hipster tats at all
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>>706450116
If you think this, life is gonna be very disappointing for you.
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Unless you're a damn good game developer for sony or at least studios that produce games for them, and you are sure you'll never need to work for another console maker, you should chopp your fingers off asap
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>>706450412
That IS an ugly hipster tat.
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>>706449817
I make pizzas at a local pizzeria, but I plan to get my GED and work up as a manager.
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>>706450116
>2016
>2016
>I'm not a retarded ink faggot
>normal
>pick one
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>>706449348

this
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>>706449571
I'll join the tattoo party with mine
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>>706450116
Lol. no. Your job interviews will last about 3 seconds. Have fun being poor the rest of your life, just because you wanted to be cool in your early 20s.
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>>706450492
No way bro, this is plus the quality is shit.
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>>706450498
And that's as far as you'll get. Have fun making $30k a year for the rest of your life
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>>706450321
>>706450416
I live in the DC area. Many of my (white) friends and my own wife have visible wrist and hand tattoos. Not one of them has ever had a problem getting a white collar office job.
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>>706450116
These are the people liberals protect and normalize.
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>>706450921
I know pizza shop managers that make up to 90 k a year. Including bonuses
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You faggots will never be on this level
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>>706451190
You jumped on that meme train with no destination
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>>706450921
Sorry grandpa, I make 75k a year as a software developer. It's rare to see coworkers in this office without visible ink and gauge earrings.
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>>706451051
I do to (eastern market). You also only have a GED. GED, experience making pizza, hand tattoos. Something tells me you aren't gonna get a white collar job anytime soon. Seriously, you fucked the rest of your life up for a dumb fad.
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>>706448994
pharaoh????
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>>706451305
This guy gets it and my girlfriend has her entire hand/arm covered while still working at an upscale saloon.
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>>706448994
I like it, some deadmau5 shit right there
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>>706451121
I'd chalk it up to genxers and millennials more than liberals. I've seen more than my fair share of "these colors don't run" flag tattoos in the south.
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>>706450617
Hell yeah, joining in as well.
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>>706450617
Code Monkeys! \m/
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>>706451562
Isn't it the PlayStation keys?
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>>706451647
Goober plz
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>>706449571
Gotta make the eyes and mouth darker and its perfect
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>>706451647
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>>706451660
Yeah, it makes it even more cringier
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>>706451660
Live in your world. Play in ours
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>>706451412
>You also only have a GED. GED, experience making pizza, hand tattoos.
You're confusing me with OP. I don't have visible tattoos, and was just adding anecdotal evidence to the debate. The baby boomer "you won't get anywhere in life with tattoos" idea is largely debunked these days. There's certain employers who won't take you, sure. But there are also plenty who will that dgaf what you look like as long as you can do whatever they need you to do. Personally, I don't want to work at an uptight office anyway and I've never had a hard time getting a job.
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>>706448994
ur a fucking idiot. fucking faggot. i got a shit tattoo when i was 16 too and now i am going in to remove it. fuck off OP.
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This a b/ tattoo
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>>706452040
Is that guy a time traveler ?
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>>706452040
Kek, wasn't it 2001?
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>>706452040
all hail mr. cool ice
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>>706452201
I guess I forgot
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>>706448994
My professor astronomy had a bunch of retarded tattoos...but hes probably the funniest, smartest and most interesting person ive ever spoke to.

Its about your personality and integrity, dont worry.
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Eh, I have a friend who has a shockingly awful tattoo of Kurt cobain above his cock,
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>>706452411
Thanks bro, I've always loved gaming and didn't want to do the cliche "love/hate" combo. Debating what to put on the other side though.
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>>706452411
2015 and u believe in astronomy.
Lemme guess ur sign is CANCER
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>>706452594
Savage
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>>706452576
You probably wouldn't anyway, hopefully but playstation buttons are passable
But please don't fucking put xbox controls on your other knuckle
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Just wait till you switch to pc and regret it even more
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>>706450921
Many store managers make at least 50K a year if they know what they're doing. Get off your edge, dipshit.

t. prior store manager
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>>706453023
This...
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>>706452904
That can't be real, surely it's shopped or something
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>>706452594

bait/10
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>>706453023
Thoose aren't Mac symbols retart
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>>706453118
how about this?
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>>706448994
Psx was the best console. It was all downhill from there. If you didn't own one kill yourself
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>>706448994
What the fuck does that shit tier tat have to do with my /b/? Gtfo
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>>706453000
Nice trips and nah, I regret ever buying an XB1 since it has no games that hold my interest compared to what PS4 has to offer.

And before I get called a bigger faggot, I've owned the original XB and 360 prior to the XB1. Fuck Scorpio or whatever they are calling the next one.

>>706453023
Kek
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>>706450921
>I'm angry because I think tattoos are badass but my self-esteem is too fragile to get one so I hate on your shit instead

That's you. That's what you sound like.
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>>706450321
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>>706453175
I'm sorry but, I don't mind people liking loli, too each their own and all that, but who ever thought this was a good idea needs his ass kicked
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>>706448994

ahahaha

Nintendo faggot
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>>706451412
I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU FAGGOT BABY BOOMERS TO LEAVE THIS EARTH. Your time is up, gramps. Take a fucking seat.
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>>706448994
It has never struck me to get a tattoo. Does it hurt?
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Don't worry, OP. They are black, and pretty small. If you ever get them removed it will relatively cheap and painless compared to large multi-color tattoos. I have a large, shitty tattoo on my forearm with lots of colors. I'm fucked forever.
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>>706450894
Way better than maggot OPs shirty tat
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>>706452594
>astrology
Fucking dumbass
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>>706448994
I don't get people who are braindead enough to put corporate logo's and trademarks on their body. Are you really identified by something so bland?
I have nothing against tattoos but this is just retarded. Copyright laws should be extended to tattoo parlors so idiots like you can be protected.
Band logos are up there too, but this takes the cake. Enjoy lasering that shit off your hand when you're looking for a real job.
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>>706451555
Nice trips, but wrong. So fucking wrong. I wouldn't hire you.
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>>706453550
Depends where you get it and your pain tolerance. It's irritating but not too bad as long as your tattoo artist doesn't mishandle your skin.
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>>706453680
Astronomy is the "art" of studying astrology u mouth breather
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>>706449571
Pretty shitty,
At first, I thought it was supposed to be an ice cream cone.
But you're a fag either way.
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>>706450116
lol k
Thanks for the chuckle.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ ,,
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>>706453804
Go back to bed David, you have school in the morning.
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>>706450617
Code monkeys?
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>>706453680
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>>706454027
0/10 I'm 52 and don't have a job to wake up for
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>>706453804
Make sure your mom checks your homework tonight, kid.
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>>706451305
>>706451555
New poster here. Same here. I have a sleeve and work in a bank. But I do sanctions investigations. Make $75k too. Notice the difference isn't the tattoos... It's the skill set. Software developer, etc, not client facing, not sales. Look at a realistic career ceiling in the pizza shop. Very realistically, BEST case scenario with GED and hand tattoos... Get some management experience, save as much money as you can (stop paying for shitty tattoos because you know a guy and he only charges $50) and hope that one day you can open your own shop.
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>>706454030
Loved that show, binged watch both seasons when I was introduced to it.
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>>706452230
I'd love to see that guy now
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>>706454238
*you're
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>>706454318
Do us all a favor and kill yourself, now.
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>>706448994
If you're starting to regret it don't worry it'll fade super fast. Then whatever's left just fine grade sandpaper that shit.
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>>706448994
A gamestop manager in theOC has the same tats, youre not dumb just a lame unoriginal normie
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>>706448994
In all honesty, i had the exact same 4 symbols on my spine between my shoulder blades. had it coveredup 5 years later because I grew up and realised it was just a phase
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>>706448994
The fact that you don't even say /b/tard right makes me cringe. The fact that you say /b/tard at all, and want to be known as one makes me cringe even more. The fact that you're a fucking faggot makes me cringe the most. Just kill yourself. It'll make everyone's life easier.
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>>706454439
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>>706454601
and still ur at the same place
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>>706454318
Is this you, anon?
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Could be worse
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>>706448994
sorry faggot, but /v/ is down the hall, up the staris and next to the janitor closet
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>>706453352
Not the person you replied to, but who the fck thinks tattoos are bad ass? They're trashy if anything.
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Kid at work has the same tattoo its down his arm tho
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>>706454985
I like this. It's aesthetic, and pretty funny because you'd only realise up close.
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>>706454267
>Very realistically, BEST case scenario with GED and hand tattoos
You already made this point though - the hand tattoos are irrelevant, the GED/skillset is what's hurting him. He could get any number of blue collar certificates and be making over 50k easily, no other changes needed. Plumbing, HVAC, general contractors, mechanics, IT - any of those will get him over 30k to start and I've seen guys in all those fields with visible sleeves.
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>>706455075
Nah I'm right here
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>>706455156
Mr. Cool Ice for one.
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>>706455702
He is the definition of cool so you're wrong >>706455156
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>>706448994
>video-game-tattoos-04.jpg

GTFO MY /b/
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>>706448994
Get back to /v/ you fucking fedora fag.
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>>706448994
Who the fuck goes clockwise, much less starts with the Triangle button?
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One of mine this is the newest tho
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>>706448994
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>>706452576
A B X Y. You know, so PC gamers can laugh at you for not being part of le master race.
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>>706452576
QWOP
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>>706456840
>le master race.
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>>706450498
it all makes sense now
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>>706451190
Should've just got pepe and not that dumb ass Lit shit. Pepe is eternal but that nigger lit shit will hopefully be dead soon
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>>706456291
>be in high school
>have this annoying girl in grp of friends
>no one likes girl
>we all turn 18 about to all get tattoos
>convince idiot friend onions are a symbol of our friendship
>we all decide to get hidden tattoos on our armpits
>convince idiot friend to tattoo a fucking onion on her armpit
>won the game
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>>706451647
Gooby please
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>>706452277
There's no way that's your ink
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>>706456064
Girls might see my doodle!
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>>706458006
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>>706453550
Some people handle it better than others. Women tend to be a lot better at dealing with pain, I can only sit for 6 or 7 hours but my girlfriend can do 8+ easily.
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>>706458950
Lmao Holy shit youre my hero
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>>706458950
WTF WHY
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>>706458950
Did you purposely fuck up the year or?
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>>706459416
Watched it all go down from a couple blocks away.always hear about it. Sick of people worshipping it like when someone doesn't press abort on a mongaloid baby
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>>706459477
I guess I forgot
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>>706459668
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
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really fun sleeve
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>>706451051
>white
See dc isn't the best example, cause it's 46% niggers. The standards are so low because whites are a minority.
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Everyone observe the retard and learn from its mistakes.

When you decide to permanently stain your skin, make sure you have it done by the best artist in town, and give yourself some time to think "how will this look on my body?" and "will it affect my job prospects?"
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>>706459762
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>>706459762
"no, it was an accident, but whenever somebody points it out I play it off as if it was a joke"
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>>706460034
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>>706460034
>>706460259
I'm going to start living in denial because I refuse to believe someone is that stupid.
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>>706460405
Holy fucking shit I've summoned him
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>>706460259
No fucking way..
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>>706448994
Not as bad as me
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>>706460169
Swing an a miss
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>>706460524
this is why i advise against personally owning a tattoo gun
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>>706460507
WTF
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>>706460259
I feel like I have been visited by autistic royalty.
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>>706460736
likely stick n' poke
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>>706460736
Stick n poke
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>>706460524
Not you. I was in that thread. Nice try tho
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>>706460259
why do you have that? like why do you feel the need to permanently meme yourself
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>>706461146
Benefit of the doubt says his first meme was while drunk, then OCD compelled him to complete the newfag look.
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>>706456840
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>>706451190

slow clap
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>>706461283
jesus christ
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>>706461146
Easy way to pick coed reddit sluts.
Does ur sweet tribal band get u laid?
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>>706461448
no because I don't have one you autistic fucking beta
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>>706451190
You could've done a rare Pepe but you went with the standard model? You're meme trash
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>>706461612
Maybe mom will sign the permission slip next year buddy. GL
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>>706461671
>you're meme trash
>saves thumbnail
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>>706453443
Implying it wasn't the girls choice.
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>>706450321
I work at one of the top banks, and am allowed to have a sleeve. Finger tattoos would be frowned upon, as they're mostly done by retards.
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>>706453175
Why would someone ruin their life (and their sex life) for the sake of a sick joke? I legitmately would not be able to have sex with this person.

There is not a single tattoo in this thread that isn't maximum cringe. You people should all set fire your affected skin. Horrific scras would be an improvement.
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>>706456421
that's a pretty normal tattoo
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>>706462800
how about this?
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>>706462800
Plzzzzzzzzz post ur pic so we can see the face of mr whatsatractiveornot
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>>706463107
I'd hit that that looks tight as hell
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Well shit I guess I will show off mine then
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>>706462800
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>>706463107
it's clearly a shop
but just the thought of someone doing this
but then again, MERICUH can
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>>706449571
Should have had the hat tilted back to actually fit the head. It looks hella dumb clipping into your nip like that.
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>>706448994
Most people don't regret pouring acid on their hands until it starts to burn...

You'll get sick of it, soon enough.
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>>706463354
its not a shop you fag
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>>706450116
yeah, anywhere. pizza shop, burger joint, retail store. so many options!!
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Getting this soon, my first one, each letter represents a friend that made a big change in my life.
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>>706463656
You have a friend whose name starts w squiggle?
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>>706448994
Y... Ya your Preaty fucking stupid
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>>706463829
K-J-I-T but it's gonna be another font because it indeed does look like a squiggly
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>>706448994
laser removal is warm but not really sore: it's also fairly cheap on small tats & works best on black ink so you have options. I had itats on my ankles & one of my wrist removed. Going to have the other wrist one removed too.
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>>706448994
better then "fearless", like 90pc of what people get across their fingers
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