We alk have secrets. What should is yours?
I'm a mormon
I secretly feel like /b/ and threads like these are set up by people taking note of all the awful she we do and think about. we think we're posting anonymously, but they know exactly who we are, where we are and are keeping tabs.
>>706446362
You sure are.
i wanna breastfeed an adult guy pretending hes my baby
>>706446428
*things not she
>>706446211
i shitpost for both sides in Trump vs. Clinton threads depending on which side needs the most help.
>>706446211
Hyke ant grammar
>>706446211
I'm a mod, and I know exactly what cheese pizza is, along with the IP address of everyone who mentions CP
I'm addicted to posting my ex gf on 4chan ... It's pathetic but I can't stop I just get diamond posting her all the time and other anons fapping and sharing ... And I hope that people who know her fap to them
i'm addicted to 4chan
I prefer spending an hour going down on my manager - she's a willing recipient of my tongue and lips - to having sex
I farted n it smell likea poo
>>706446867
post her nigra
Purposely left my girlfriends door half open so that her best friend can see my hard dick in my hand. Worked perfectly. She stopped and stared for a good 10 seconds, while I acted like I didn't see her.
I've known I'm a pedophile for multiple years now and it's getting to the point where I'm extremely anxious about people finding out. Not sure if it's connected but I've stopped talking to people outside school, become generally more sad, started getting serious panic attacks and felt really lonely lately. I don't know what to do. Dubs and I'll kill myself.
>>706447617
>17
Guess I'll live another day
>>706446211
Not having a secret.
I let my boyfriend to convince me to throw a bunch of puppies in a river to make them drown
though I love mature women I also have a thing for young girls, and ashamed of it. I will never do anything to little girls but I have an attraction to them.... I hate myself sometimes
I've repeatedly masturbated with my gf's sisters panties.
>>706447646
Stop posting nigra
>>706447617
Just make sure you don't go out raping kids and you'll be fine. Talk to a therapist about it or something.
>>706447747
Jesus fuck what's wrong with you
>>706447646
Yeah that's enough of that.
I fucked yo bitch
I fantasize about making a stew from chihuahas
>>706446582
Doing Gods work anon
I have a mind control fetish so bad that the only sufficient source k can find them is in hentai and porn stories coincidentally I'm addicted to masterbating now mostly to hentai
>>706446867
Kik me joebummer46 to share I'm OP
>>706446211
I banged your mom. Before it was cool.
>>706447747
>>706446211
I actually ate 1520kcal yesterday instead of 1500.
>>706447948
Probably not
>>706446582
Keep the shit flowing bro
car cared me in the car of car
my finger mothered me in the friend of my car
>>706447617
Pedophilia is prob a mental illness, you could prob find help talking to somebody.
>>706447646
don't post her nigra
>>706447617
roll
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>706447747
Why?
Recently made my ex a burrito. But first I rubbed my half hard cock in the meat, then sprayed my cum into it. She didn't notice. Here are the pics.
>>706446211
i fear oral presentations more than death or spiders
>>706447934
>Just make sure you don't go out raping kids and you'll be fine. Talk to a therapist about it or something.
i'm not the poster, but THE RAPIST - RAPIST - RAPE. He won't help you he will rape you.
>>706448961
ew, circumsized
>>706447934
>don't ever in your life satisfy your sexual needs
It doesn't give much hope for the future.
>talk
Along with the other anxiety, social enxiety has grown too. I rarely go out during the day because there's people outside. If I have to go shopping I do it late at night. My daily intake of air is long walks in the middle of the night to not run into someone. Just knowing I'll have to go to the dentist on Wednesday makes be shake. The only ones I see myself talk to is the anons of 4chan. I know I'm weak.
>>706448961
>can't get all the way up for burrito meat
are you sure you're straight?
>>706448798
Should I know what that is ?
>>706448961
ew, circumsized dick
>>706449123
he's saying he's jack the ripper, you ignorant slut
>>706449120
>>706449148
>>706448961
Her eating it
My friend with benefits almost killed me. She's a devout Christian and I managed to somehow make my way into her virgin pants. She's in my Law at uni. We're also dorm roommates. Now one thing is for certain, it's best sex I've ever had. Nothing crazy like repressed devout Christian girls. I told her I didn't wanna be in a relationship with her because who the fuck wants to be in a relationship at uni after only a 2 weeks of it starting. She flipped out and said all this shot at like "you took my innocence" "I gave you everything" etc. I didn't wanna be in a relationship with her because I didn't want that stress during uni, I just wanna focus on work. She basically got a knife and chased me around the dorm kitchen and cornered me with a knife to my neck. I managed to talk her out of it then end up having sex that night. She's still my friend with benefits because she's insanely hot and the sex is great. I'm just being extra nice to her but we have an arrangement now.
>>706448670
>illness
Maybe so. Never heard of someone being solely attracted to little girls all of a sudden getting attracted to older women instead after some therapy sessions though.
>talk
>>706449105
>>706449302
You fucking legend
>>706448951
Everything he said made sense at the time. I felt really shitty after. I went back multiple times and walked downstream hoping to find them
>>706449302
that burrito looks terrible. did you just throw a pile of meat on the tortilla and then just wad it up like a used paper towel? and is she eating from the middle of it?
you deserve each other
I accidentally made my grandma fall on the floor. She doesnt know it's due to me, and now she sadly need some assistance everyday to walk cuz she broke her left leg complètement and her left arms too. :(
>>706449483
>>706449302
>>706448961
>>706449567
Haha it was wrapped but fell apart. Bitch didn't care, and didn't notice the cum. She loved it look at her smile
>>706449397
Who knows, just trying to help, seems like anon is in a shitty spot
>>706447889
Pic related
>>706449846
You're a fucking disgrace
Tell your grandma you're sorry or go kill yourself faggot
Should be kinda simple, and unneeded to ask for advice, but there is a certain level of awkwardness between us in person.
Basically I asked this girl out in April. Nothing came of it, other than getting her number. Over the following few months, we would see each other in class, and we would kinda ignore each other, or awkwardly talk a little. But we still would text occasionally, and when we did text, we would go back and forth for anywhere from 2 hours to 8 hours.
During summer it kinda warmed up a bit, we agreed to hang out, but never actually did. Now, it is October and haven't seen her since early May. Messaged her around mid-September, and went back and forth for a while. (Talking mostly about School, Volunteering and Work) One of the big things I established was that she is extraordinarily busy, while I am not
Basically I just want to figure out the best way to approach her to arrange something. (Not as a date, obviously, but just as friends.)
I really don’t talk to her often, maybe monthly at best, and really don’t see her in person, I do see her in passing, but not really enough time to talk even briefly.
I'm having sex with my step mothers grandma. Yup you heard right. I'm a 19 year old slaying an already dead pussy but it's still pretty tight and her ass is super tight.
>>706450058
>didn't notice the cum
why would she? you wouldn't either.
i bet your food has been cum in several times without you knowing it.
>>706446670
And i thought humanity would learn to not search for those things on here. Guess anons will never change
>>706447606
>>706447646
kek you the same anon who said that the only way he can get off is by posting his ex gf?
sometimes i dream that i suck cock ( i am a guy )
In the first dream i was surrounded by maybe 3 guys and i really felt like i was sucking on a dick, when i woke up i almlst puked.
In my last dream i wanted to suck my own cock and i succeded after that i looked in thw mirrow and i was a hot chick and was only wearing a black bra.Even when i looked in the mirrow i was still sucking on a cock. It felt really nice.
I'm Fuking nasty.
Thing is, every one sees me like that good looking guy, always clean that takes care of his image, all polite and all. But down low I'm fuking ratchet, I don't clean shit in my room, my wardrobe is a mess, I go on /b/ and enjoy wierd shit on porn. I'm racist and xenophobic as he'll, and dark humour is life, and I do drugs on a regular.
The best part is that I get a kick of this, when the old lady that was a school teacher says that more people should be like me, for I'm such a fine young man, I put on a condolencent smile and try not to lose my sides.
Life is good /b/. Life is good.
>>706447747
Hmm...I think you should die. Die.die.die.die.die. how about you let me convince you to kill your boyfriend and drown yourself? Would that be cool?
Fucking cunt.
I'm a zoophile; I'm attracted to canines. :/
Go ahead, kill me, lol
>>706446211
This week I cheated on my hot 29yo gf by having sex in car with 43yo woman who is married +2. we promised each other to do it again in a proper hotel.
pic semi related, my gf looks very much like her.
>>706449341
Two words: Lorena Bobbitt
>>706450074
Yes, who knows. I know, thanks. Maybe I am in a shitty spot, who knows. At least I know that I'm lost and confused. I hate self-pity.
>>706450515
Nah not I. I've also cum on a lady friend of mine's french toast and in her wraps.
>>706450313
She has dinosaur poop in her ass, brah
>>706447862
are you me ?
>>706447617
Dude, that's the first step. Accepting it. Talk to someone you trust and always contain yourself. Always. Find a good therapist.
>>706450675
Can I please?
>>706450537
Mirror*
>>706448798
story?
>>706448961
cut your nails
hot roomie, she bought special milk, used to fuck the bottle every day.
>>706446211
Been bullimic for seven years now, have never told anyone, starting to suffer some health defects from it, my teeth are fine, but I'm now experiencing heart palpitations among other things. I want to stop, I want help, but I'm honestly too ashamed to tell anyone. I'm pathetic afterall, everyone thinks I have my shit together but all the while I'm just hiding this grotesque secret, and self loathing.
I don't want anyone to know because I don't want anyone to hate me or think less of me. But I can't stop. I will probably let it kill me.
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>706446428
of course you fuckin retard
but fuck if I give a shit
so long as you're not prowling this shit looking for the depraved bullshit they deliberately post without ever having been shut down (WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT IS?)
you have nothing to worry about
plus you get to voice your opinion to people who sort of matter in the world because they hold at least enough dominion over others to both manipulate this site and congregate with others in real life to fuck with people and also fuck them over.
Also, I just like fuckin with people.
You're too easy, pick a different way next time.
CP is a dead giveaway, this site wouldn't exist if this were a hangout spot for pedos.
>I mean....it would.....but they'd be fucking your lives over hardcore.
>>706447617
>>706447693
Fuck the dubs, just do it anyways.
>>706447747
I saw that video
>also your English is shit so I don't doubt that it's actually you.
>>706447889
This is a dumb fucking fetish and I hope she gives you syphilis
>>706448019
You fucking wish, X maybe.
>>706447646
Disgusting
>>706448004
Atta boy.
>>706448542
Who the fuck has this kind of time?
Every day?
Every fucking day?
i dry my nuts and my asshole with a box fan after i get out the shower
I doubt that girl with the low-libido bf is online, but I am mangoanon from the last thread.
It undoubtedly has powerful aphrodisiac properties, I had to fap four times since the last thread was posted.
>>706452313
I m from bosnia, you dumb faggot
>>706448670
like the business end of a shotgun, I hear they're great listeners.
>>706448798
I don't deny it.
>>706446211
The only thing that gets me off anymore is sharing my daughter to other guys.
>>706452858
...
>die, maybe?
I'm a black chick and i'm racist agaist my own race. Can ya blame me?
I'm in love with my best friend and I also left a dead cat in a pentagram on someone's driveway once.
>>706450984
My mum already has enough problems of her own (depression, severe aches everywhere, pretty low paid, unable to work enough, lonely, etc.), my dad and I barely ever talk (when we do it's never for more than a minute or two, if even that) and my sister is a lot younger than me (7 years) and it was even her friends I started fantasising about to begin with which would make it very weird. I've never talked about feelings with my closest friend even though he talks about everything. I have always been encouraged to talk about my feelings but never done it for some reason. I don't know how to open up, not even about the smallest things imaginable and not even to my closest ones.
i wanna watch my girl suck a cock
>>706447617
Find yourself a jailbait. Fall in love with her for more than just the fact that she looks on the young end. If you're into guys, do the same.
Traps.
Whatever.
/b/ is always here for you though. Just don't do something you'll regret. Because if you go to jail for pedophelia, ...
>>706452188
Yeah I might as well steal your dubs
>>706452983
Nah, some of your race is going batshit man. Race tensions are at an all time high, mostly because minority groups are feeding into the propaganda.
Fucking sucks.
I'm a dude who's faked an orgasm multiple times with my girlfriend. It's almost always with the lights off so I just thrust pretty fast and say I'm finished then throw away the condom and wipe my dick off with a washcloth before she's done recovering. It can get to the 30 minute mark where I can tell she's getting sore so that's why I don't continue.
I'm cheating on my GF with his twink/trap best friend. We have sex once or twice a week.
>>706450575
>good try kid
>>706452983
No, niggers are objectively inferior and racism isn't a thing. Best to get your tubes tied and convince as many of your peers as possible to not have kids.
While on operation in afgan we had some bastard pinned down in his house he was shooting out with one of those cheap nock off aks we shot it to shit with a mounted .50 afterwards we went in and bayoneted anyone alive in there turned out to be 2 lads about 14... it still haunts me to this day
>>706453677
Whew lad.
>>706453677
cowadoody is serious business
>>706453236
I used to go for over an hour and have absolutely no feeling thanks to condoms. I wouldn't be all gentlemanly about that shit and get off of her though, not unless she asked.
It's like "hell naw bitch, if you want out of this bed you gonna use your fuckin words like a goddamn adult."
also she was mildly fugly at times and then like a goddess at other.
It all depends on what kind of day my dick was having.
Also she was a bitch.
>>706453170
Thanks anon, I'll stick that on my wall
I've never met someone as old as a jailbait that I've found attractive yet but I'll keep that in mind. I never fall for the personallity of older either. Maybe it's because of my sister's friends back when they where younger that set some unrealistic bar.
>Just don't do something you'll regret. Because if you go to jail for pedophelia, ...
Does child porn count as something I should regret?
>>706446211
I hate society and want to get away
>>706453194
The only reason that's happening is because several people intertwined in certain races are getting sick and tired of their own kind fucking shit up for them. So they start movements and lead masses of them to their imminent doom.
There isn't gonna be a race war, they're just gonna lock a fuck load of blacks and hispanics up after they've been led into large crowds where they feel safe enough to commit crimes and then they'll be outed because the majority of your tax dollars have gone toward advancing the quality, discretion, and inter-connectivity of cameras world wide.
All they gotta do is convince you you're safe and then catch you doing some dumb shit.
The reason is, less people have been going to prison and that's taken a huge toll on our economy because believe it or not society was stupid enough to make a large portion of the world's population reliant on the concept that prison should be a natural part of everyone's lives.
>>706454007
If you want to be safe, just use lolicon or CGI stuff as an outlet provided it's legal where you live
>>706446482
I could arrange that, as long as you can change my diaper, since im into the whole abdl shebang
>>706453442
No race is inferior or superior, you're fuckin retarded, supremacy comes from privilege handed down from past generations, and the more you abuse it, the more your community will see it necessary to take it away from you.....unless you're white.....because.....well.....nobody fucks with your family, right?
>>706454623
Oh and also, a MASS portion of people who've indulged in self destructive things like tobacco and alcohol have since quit.
>people are starting to want more for themselves and that's a fucking nightmare if you're the upper class.
The best they can do is manipulate the rules until they're bending and breaking laws just to make it look like you're a criminal.
>>706447646
Did you mean to say ex boyfriend?
>>706454846
Loli counts as cp here in Sweden sadly. I still consume loli when I cba to decrypt my drive for the other stuff though. I'm glad it exists. It still used to be confusing when my best friend and I browsed /b/ and loli came up. He'd always say it was fucking disgusting and that pedos should be burnt, lmao. I'm not really laughing.
>>706447747
you should both end yourselves at this point
you for throwing puppies in a river and being weak
and your bf for wanting you to do that
>>706453015
>I also left a dead cat in a pentagram
How very original.
>>706453085
Look down. Problem solved.
>>706455854
>Loli counts as cp here in Sweden sadly.
as it should, you degenerate. cartoons can't consent any more than childrens.
>>706452983
>Can ya blame me?
No. I'm a P.R. and avoid other P.R.'s. The ones at work act so much like the niggers, I avoid them as much as possible.
>>706455854
>You must lead a really sad life, and if not yet, you're going to.
>>706456052
Oh shit you're right
>better stick to my cp then
For 8 years my wife has been falsely accusing me of cheating.
Last week I TRIED to fuck somebody else for the first time in 9 years and I couldnt get hard. Ended up just finger blasting her.
>>706456173
Racism isn't attractive, and it's a form of subservience. You don't have to like your own race, but don't hate the others, it isn't cute.
secrets discord
https://discordapp.com/invite/7ybYskS
>>706456409
P.R.'s aren't a race.
I want to cheat on my girlfriend.
>>706455854
Well as long as you keep all your shit encrypted and don't click on any obvious CP honeypots you will probably be fine
>>706456202
Yeah, haha, maybe there's a reason why pedophile suicide percentage is so high
I might be addicted to sex.
I get up in the middle of the night to double penetrate myself in the bathroom while my husband is sleeping pretty much every night.
He won't fuck me as often as I want him to
but it's like, multiple times a day.
I masturbate at least twice a day.
I've even done it in a coat closet at work a handful of times.
idk what to do.
>>706454904
How was that privilege originally gained? Why are these inferiorities still visible when controlling for economic background?
>>706455854
Sexuality is one part genetic and one part environmental. The Spartans (like from 300) were actually gay as fuck because they spent all their time training around sweaty, hairy men all day. Think Themyscara, but backwards. You could condition yourself to enjoy adult porn by getting a trusted drawfag to draw a loli for you (why am I suggesting this) and over the years, draw hundreds of pictures of the girl, SLOWLY aging her in the process. You wouldn't even notice it, but eventually you'd be jacking off to a fully grown woman.
>>706449302
>>706450058
What sad little people you an your girlfriend are. I truly pity you.
>>706456173
Oh and also, racism isn't for you against other you don't like, it's power someone else took away from you. They hurt you so good they made shit that's gonna bar you from everyone they're associated with by only their race come out of YOUR mouth.
It's a form of weakness to be racist, not a strength.
Real strength is not letting one person or group of persons affect your opinion of more than just them.
People are individuals, they don't represent more than those they're in immediate contact with and most of the time not even that.
You're not making them MISS OUT on a great person, you're making yourself less of a great person in order to spite a few
>and failing miserably.
I like traps but I'm not gay
>>706456839
Add me on kik and we can talk about it
Lied about my father dying to get a week off work, after the fact. Can someone give me some advice? She told me its ok and to take this week off too, but I kind of feel like she knows I'm lying. Or rather I feel guilty and I'm worried I'm going to get caught. What do b?
>>706457171
Pathetic
>>706456571
You're right, they're a foundation of a race, mixed with a plethora of others both against their will and eventually willingly after the initial natives of the island were raped and sold into slavery.
>>706457171
That's just sad
>>706457109
Yes you are
>>706457238
Just like your life
>>706457182
just say you meant your Heavenly Father
>>706456839
Goddammit, this again? Feed him aphrodisiacs, Zinc, Folic Acid, and get him to lift (increases testosterone).
Y'know what? I'm screencapping this for the next one that comes along so I don't have to type it out again.
>>706456839
Are you depressed?
Is your marriage okay?
Are you okay everywhere else in your life?
Do you feel guilty?
I really really want a gf but Im not making any effort what so ever
Okay, I raped gf 2 times, one of them she used to think it was not me.
She's right
>>706447617
see a therapist nig
I'm Batman
>>706446211
I head a group of straight up nazis and no one around any of us knows we're about 30 strong as well
HEIL HITLER
>>706447617
You should attend sexotherapy and stop going on website that stimulates that part of your sexuality. You have a big problem and you need to take care of it before you act. From someone who works in social rehab and worked with alot of people with your issue
>>706457182
FUCKING HELP.
>>706451992
Nice try FBI.
>>706457664
If he fucked me as often as I want him to, we'd always be fucking. I want it so much, it's like disgusting. I'm needing to watch more & more twisted porn to get off. It's bad. I don't want him to cater to this & enable it...
I've always had a slightly higher sex drive than him, but I have depression & anxiety and they get worse in the winter months. I think this is how they're choosing to manifest this time around.
>>706457754
Are you depressed?
Very. Especially in the fall/winter months.
Is your marriage okay?
I think so?????? As far as I know? He's my best friend.
Are you okay everywhere else in your life?
From an outside perspective, yes. I work a good job, make good money, and am pretty independent.
Do you feel guilty?
Yes.
I sometimes dress up in girl clothes, looking for guys to cam with and to make me cum. There was a period where i specifically look for guys 55 years plus. I´m 19 btw.
>>706457182
You cant say "just a joke boss" now. You have to stick to the lie
>>706457861
Is secret??
>>706458285
What's the point
>>706447617
psychologist have argued that it's an actual sexual orientation.
I think Japan accepts this fact, & that's why loli exists.
As long as you're not actively molesting kids, I guess you're okay. See a shrink.
I've heard of guys in rehabilitation for pedophilia going as far as getting castrated to stop urges.
Would you consider that? Kind of fucked. But. So is being a pedophile.
>>706456864
Idk, I've mentioned my sister's friends before in this thread but here's some more of the story. My sister and her friends always wanted me to play with them (they ~10, me ~17), like card games or hide and seek etc and I found some of them so perfect. All the hugs and smile I got from them has just sort of stuck and I can't stop wanting that time back. They've grown a bit older now and I remember when they started getting bodies (13-14+?) I just felt like they weren't the same and I they became less interesting. I'd imagine your loli experiment would turn out the same way. I'm confident my attraction is still with the bodies and behaviour of little girls no matter what.
>>706458492
It made me feel REALLY good knowing that others wanted to do such dirty things to me and that i can make them cum. Did it to make myself cum aswell.
>>706458270
Are you from Northern Europe?
Btw take 10'000 UI of vitamin D3.
>>706456841
DOMINANCE, intellectual, emotional, physical, ect.
It all goes back to dominance, and dominance has absolutely nothing to do with superiority.
>If I crack you in the face with a baseball bat and you don't see it coming, that's not because I'm superior, it's because I capitalized on a brief moment in time when you had your guard down.
THAT is how that privilege was originally gained.
This shit doesn't take a fuckin history or physics professor to understand.
Racism is dominance of both sides of a conflict by an unbiased and unrelated party.
If you have stumbled down the path of hatred and found yourself loathing any group of people based on preconceived notions then you have to ask yourself why is it ok to hate those you share less in common with when those you share more in common with can exhibit the same behavior and faults if not more?
I have a double-jointed dick and I fuck myself on the regular.
>>706446482
tits or gtfo
>>706458625
Do they realize you are not girl ?
I feel incredibly dirty.
There's this family friend who has been into me so, when she climbed into bed with me last night (she was drunk and there weren't enough beds) and began to grind up on her. I eventually got myself under control, knowing she wouldn't respond (she was drunk and passed out to quickly). The next morning, when I tried to continue, she either removed my hand or showed no interest.
I should have just gotten the cot out but why should I be kicked out of the bed whe I was there first? It's not the first time I've done so stupid and I'm foing to get myself in trouble some time.
>>706458672
10'000 a day.
I wear my girlfriend's tail buttplug while I masturbate on all fours because I miss the days when she was an obedient pet for me to fuck and look after. Now she's gone vanilla there's a gap I need to fill and this is the best I've got.
>>706458270
1. Sex feels good.
2. More sex is more good.
3. Don't be ashamed of sex, that's Puritan brainwashing.
>I have depression & anxiety and they get worse in the winter months
Seasonal Affective Disorder? Take your vitamin D supplements, and get a Sun Lamp
>>706446211
I am seriously considering hiding a spy cam in my 17 yo stepdaughter room (any advice is welcome). For now, i have never been able to see her in less than bra/panties (except a very quick view of her pussy under an hospital gown) and i dream of seeing her nude.
Sometimes i fap and rub some cum inside her clean bra and panties.
>>706458110
Stop going on /b/? That doesn't sound sane.
Literally going out in public seeing attractive girls can "stimulate that part of my sexuality", which, fyi, is pretty much every day.
>>706458322
thing is he's already dead to me so I don't think it'll come to bite me in the ass.
>>706453015
that escalated rather quickly
>>706458672
No, North America. I just hate the cold & daylight savings & and the passing of time & seasons changing freaks me out.
How is that gonna help?
>>706451960
are you me.
>>706458776
Ofcourse. I dont even consider myself gay. I would never date a guy. I just like doing it.
>>706458895
It's not good when it's taking over my life.
I have left work early to go home and watch porn.
>>706458969
??? I don't get it, u might fucking with me
>>706458322
i just feel like a fucking idiot for going all the way to a parents death. like thats huge. FUCK
>>706450575
How old are you, like 15? When you say you do drugs on a regular, do you smoke up, like every other person does nowadays?
>i go on b guize!!!!1
>dark humor is lief!!!!1
>condolencent
Clean your room, you dirty rascal
>>706458061
Then do something good for a change and use your discretion to take out shit that affects everyone....like the tobacco or alcohol industry.
That way, with addiction not tying all of us down, you can be free to exterminate the races of the world you deem inferior by means of repeated imprisonment until mental illness sets in.
>>706458517
Yeah, read >>706458555
Our evolutionary purpose of living is to breed, I would never get myself castrated.
>>706459094
What´s there not to understand? I like making guys cum on camera while being dressed as a girl, but i'd never date a guy. I consider myself straight.
>>706451960
I guess you`re living in one of the 20, or even in one of the 10 richest countries in the world.
>Whats your problem again?
my GF went to Europe for 2 weeks. So I was house sitting while she was gone. Her bestfriend (female) who still lives with her parents, she has a new BF but didn't have anywhere to fuck. So she asked me if she can use the house once and a while to fuck. OK.
Last day of vacation I fuck her bestfriend, creampie her.
next day a welcome back party for my GF. We all chill at the table, drinking, smoking. Shit is almost too quiet and tense keeping that from my GF and her best friend keeping that from her BF.
>>706459287
It literally means you are faggot
>>706446211
Sometimes I get so frustrated with how my life has turned out that I want to bomb everything.
>>706458517
Chances are, if you're having "urges" to fuck kids, it's because you were fucked as a kid, or you've been manipulated into associating sexual arousal with children from an early age.
Basically, just kill yourself because there's really no coming back from shit like that.
>>706458954
As >>706458895 said there can be a link between depression and vit D deficiency. Supplements are inexpensive (vit D3 is the best) and pretty damn effectve. Even if not helping your depression, you are probably D3 deficient anyway. Look up thevitamindcouncil.
>>706456839
Join us! Participate in No-Fap November this year!
A lot of us have been in your shoes to some degree.
I've been doing it every year for like 3 years now, and it's a great way to kind of reset. It's hard, but I bet you'll have a clearer head if you give it a try. Sex is allowed, so maybe encourage your husband to do it too.
>>706455854
Move to Denmark, I think it's legal here. At least I hope so...
>>706459299
I hope you realize how fucked up you are
>>706450240
Maybe kill yourself idk man
I'm not good at giving advice.
>>706458555
Fugg. I hope you find an understanding, kinky, flatchested, midget girl anon. Godspeed.
>>706459074
Uh... is hormone therapy a thing for this? Sounds like you got an f'd-up pituitary gland. Have you been like this since puberty? Or did something trigger it? Did it just come out of the blue?
>>706459523
>>706459523
Hmmm. Maybe I'll try some.
I've been off antidepressants for almost a year now and I really don't want to go through the adjustment period for them again.
I'll check it out. Thanks anon.
>>706459523
>says the guy that's not a pedophile and actually has no fucking clue what he is speculating
Furthermore, I've never been molested, manipulated or any of that kind.
>>706450575
>fuking
>racist
>xenophobic
Edgy 12 year old spotted.
>>706459763
Eh, just left it here in case someone with some input wanders along. Didn't really expect anything.
>>706458697
underrated post
>>706459813
I have no idea :(
It's kind of out of the blue. I've always masturbated at least a few times a week, but these last like, 2-3 months I've just been an animal about it.
& I'm 100% positive I'm not pregnant. I had that thought pretty early
Maybe it's time to see my OB.
>>706446582
The hero we don't need. But a hero.
>>706459623
Your language is ugly af though. Only reason to move would be for cheap alcohol and less nigger and sandnigger immigrants(because you are not in as big of a shitstorm as Sweden right?)
>At least I hope so...
hehe...
>>706446211
I can only pleasure myself to dicks these days.
>>706446428
That's why I don't admit to more serious secrets.
>open house next door
>two floors/stories
>stop by real quick with gf to look around
>go into the rest room
>close door
>doggy style in restroom
>black guy opens the door
>we freeze
>he looks and almost runs out
>i cum, we get dressed
>walk next door to our house
>sip some wine knowing we fucked in someoens future house.
>>706460159
Yeah, way less immigrants. Shouldn't be a problem for OP if he's already Swedish though, the language is pretty similar
>>706459813
>midget
That's truly fucking digusting of you to even mention
Cheers
>>706446211
>706420000
I've been uber driving for two years and my only motivation to do it is to cum into cups of candy and gum, and offer it to passengers in my van.
I love hanging around with my cousin, shes skinny blonde with nice tits and ass. Would love to fuck her so bad. So I was drunk 2days ago and sent her a dick pic. We have been really close few last years and love hanging together. There ise some sexual tension that even our mutual friends can see but she didnt say anything about the pic today. We were hanging around for a hole day today and it seamed like nothing had happened. we were still joking and making double meaning jokes and stuff. Do you think its a lost cause. Id really like to fuck her. She knew I was drunk 2 days ago. Do you think its still possible to get her sweet lill pussy?
>>706459856
oh fucking shit I replied to the wrong post.
god dammit.
I won't try fucking kids or killing myself and I retract my thanks D:
>>706459590
>>706459590
>>706459590
I was actually responding to you :x
>>706459216
>evolutionary purpose
-science
-dirty metaphysics
pick one
>>706459616
This!!! THIS THIS THIS!
>>706453085
Cuck
>>706459706
moral-fag.... Cheating happens all the time
I've been fucking an extra from Game of Thrones on and off for two years and she tells me everything about the show.
>>706460568
wauw what a secret
>>706460568
So? What's gonna happen?
Cleganebowl?
Get hyped?
Are Jon & Sansa gonna fuck?
Are Dany & Yara gonna fuck?
>>706460286
It's honestly really hard to understand your language though. Norwegian is possible if it's very clear but Danish, hell no. I've always heard that you have a way easier time understanding us though because we generally doesn't speak with a dick in our mouths.
>>706459880
>Don't need to be a pedophile to speculate you goddamn herpes sore on humanity.
Nobody fucks kids asshole, NOBODY.
You're alone
completely alone
you'll never relate to another human being with that kind of mentality you ignorant swine.
Go buy a gun and off yourself.
>and as far as being molested or manipulated, how the fuck would you know? You're so stupid you think wanting to fuck kids is a goddamn mental illness. You can repress memories, and manipulation covers a far broader spectrum of shit other than some random person saying "hey, ya know what you'd like? Fuckin kids."
>>706456839
kik?
>>706450537
You should start wearing dresses and sucking cock
>>706460121
No I mean, when did you notice it happening for the first time.
Wait, describe your average diet; you might be eating aphrodisiacs.
Definitely see your OB and tell them about this.
>>706460563
>doing thing is common
>therefore its okay to do
That's what you sound like.
I cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>706460686
Yes, Danish speakers speak like shit. The Swedish has some really distortes words though, probably because of some Finnish influence or whatever. But at least we have actual salad and cucumbers and tomatoes in our kebab, not just pickles like you Swedes.
I still use Gaia
>>706460665
Nothing started yet. They are commencing filming late this season to ensure they get a feckn cold winter ( being last season and all that). She's had to look exactly the same for two years. If she gets her hair cut drastically shorter then they would just throw her off the set.
>>706446211
I crossdress a little bit, started 3 days ago
No makeup or anything, just clothes
>>706460688
>believes every human being lives in a fucked up society where everyone can buy a gun
Maybe you should be the one killing yourself
I've been catfishing my best friend in an attempt to get naked pics of her.
>>706460688
I think fucking kids was more common a long time ago in history. Makes sense; our brains correlate youth with fertility. In some people, this inclination is unbalanced.
Lay off the guy, he doesn't go out and actually hurt anyone.
Working some office job in a hospital. Started fucking this chubby latina who had a fiance. She has a IUD, creampies all day. Eventually she gets married. The night before I fuck her and the next day I goto the wedding. It was a feeling like no other to see two married couples walk down in love but the bride had my cum in her.
I think the best part is how the husband had no clue.
>>706461293
That's awesome, I thought about doing that but I'm too lazy.
>>706461247
>Believes guns are evil but fucking kids is right as rain.
There's no follow up, just re-read that sentence.
>>706460981
>pickles ???
>wat.jpg
Let me inform you our kebab's (whether it is kebabrulle, kebabtallrik, kebabpizza, whatever) are top grade and superior to everybody else's:
>cucumbers, tomatoes, salad, fresh and HQ grilled kebab, feta cheese and lots of love
I had a white shirt on once and had some drinks at a bar near the local hospital. A chick thought I was Doctor and let me fuck her brains out. I tried again one night and it worked again. So far I've picked up 5 chicks this way.
>>706446211
>Be 18 year old me
>Best friend is going on holiday
>His family invite me along
>FuckYeah.jpeg
>go with them to Spain
>stay there a couple of weeks
>Really need to jerk
>Be at at night
>whole house is asleep
>hide in bathroom start to rub one out
>staying in my best friends grandma's house
>jerkin' in the bathroom
>i have a CD fetish
>notice Best friend's mom's bikini
>i try to resist but far too horny
>I strip and put it on
>FeelsTooGood.Jpeg
>finish up and try to place it back where found
>Feel guilty af still to this day
>can never look at her in the same way
No one ever knew
>>706461347
Allowing someone to romanticize sex with children so long as they're not doing it is like giving uranium to a country that wants Nukes for war purposes so long as they promise not to make them.
I my boyfriend to share me like some kind of sex doll. The idea of being shared by him as his friends turns me on so much.
>>706461473
>believes that I believe guns are evil
>believes that I believe fucking kids is not wrong
Maybe you're not the omniscient being you think you are
I have killed 3 people before and I know I will do again.
My first was actually an assisted "an hero", so was my third. My second one however was simple cold blooded murder. I don't regret it either, I think an hero is a choice and nobody should die alone; the other was a pedophile and I don't believe they deserve a life.
>>706461880
want*
>>706461878
No that would be like giving kids to paedos as long as they promise not to molest them.
>>706461711
Well, when I've been in Sweden it's all spicy pickles and jalapeños... But the best kebab I've ever had was a random place in Berlin, it tastes fantastic with fresh cabbage - really crunchy and fresh. I've never been to a quality place though.
My best friends girlfriend got drunk and jerked me off and three of my friends under water in a jacuzzi at a party once. At one point she bent over, pulled her knickers aside and pulled my cock inside her but I couldn't thrust much with everyone there. So fucking diamond
>>706452858
Green text please
>>706461878
Without using uranium that country's economy will not do as well and its citizens will suffer. That country's citizens do not like using uranium at all, and want to use renewable resources like the other countries. However, that country is secretly being run by a shadow oligarchy that wants that uranium just because. However, even the out-of-touch oligarchy realize that nuclear war is bad.
I'm a coke dealer and I sleep with escorts.
>>706462170
Never heard of their being pickles on kebab tbh but jalapeños are sweat, my friend. I guess you've never been to Bella Napoli M in the suburbs of Gothenburg then.
>your loss
>>706462527
Indeed my loss, but you can keep the jalapeños. Sleep well, Swedefag
When on holiday, my girlfriend likes to suck my cock while I'm standing on the balcony overlooking the communal pool. Its to hold a still expression when I blow my load into her mouth.
>>706451156
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
>I never said I want to fuck a dog, just that I find them attractive. (Mostly wolf-like ones. e.g. Husky, GSD, Wolfdog etc.)
>>706462677
>but you can keep the jalapeños
I'll be happy to.
You too, drunk.
I got into my sisters google drive with all her nudes and shit she did with her exs.
yes i have bust many loads looking at them
>>706462750
I, on the other hand, would totally fuck a dog.
I like to fuck small japanese women with hairy bushes.
If I can make them cry I blow diamonds.
>>706450240
Why do you want to be her friend so badly? Be honest here, you just want to bang her.
>>706462837
you're gunna need to post em .... pls
>>706461347
Also, a long time ago in history, people died at the age of 40, shit in "chamber pots", and burned people alive for being witches. They fought wars in favor of kings and queens they had no relation to and owed nothing, they murdered each other for "honor", and lets not forget that they prayed to gods by means of sacrifice.
Yes, in those times it was accepted to fuck children.
>Problem is, there's cars, plains, trains, buses, television sets, computers, and smart phones that were created with the deliberate intent of making sure people such as kiddy diddlers don't mix in with the normal people of society.....maybe...it might have just been for the upper class to keep track of their family and make sure they were safe or some shit....who knows...the point is the shit's not ok in today's world.
I've had a crush on a girl for a year and never told her. We've been still keeping in touch and I'm pretty sure she likes me, but now she's a state away.
I'm planning on getting my ass down there and just going through with it. Good-Will-Hunting-going-to-see-about-a-girl style
>>706461883
You opposed me, I provided my perspective. I never claimed to BELIEVE that YOU BELIEVE anything.
Because I don't care.
Because the minute you even hint toward being into something like that, your opinion is irrelevant, as well as your thoughts, beliefs, dreams, whatever the fuck.
Fuck off.
>>706463066
I never said it was okay to do even back then you faggot.
I'm just refuting your claim that literally nobody did it.
>>706462110
>good try
I ate out the ginger pussy of my college teacher 5 minutes before class. I sat at the back of class and smirked afterward for the whole lesson.
>>706462905
Kinda. When I first fell for her I didn't really see her in a sexual light, but more so just in a general romantic way, with most of the emphasis being placed on her personality.
But she is the type that I would just want in my life in some way. Whether being friends, or a Couple.
But still how to proceed? There is a palpable level of awkwardness between use, probably stemming from when I asked her out in April
>>706463558
Curious on how you pulled that off.
>>706462441
I don't know what the fuck you just said or where you're going with that one but uuhhh
>good luck with life
>>706463353
>Because the minute you even hint toward being into something like that, your opinion is irrelevant, as well as your thoughts, beliefs, dreams, whatever the fuck.
That's pretty fucking closed-minded of you to say.
>Fuck off.
I got nowhere to fuck off to I'm afraid. That's how it is when you are poor.
>>706453177
oh boii
first date I picked her up at some salvation army home? some government housing, I dont know.
All we do is sit in the car, it gets dark, i fuck her over my hood out in the parking lot. dont give a fuck i cum in her. I remember saying she was late. this was a few years ago.
I like to watch Zoo porn, and am ashamed that i do.
Also a closet furry but never told anyone because i know its weird and it should not be accepted.
>>706462895
I was with you right up until "make them cry"
>>706463735
oh, lol, didn't notice I got dubs too
>>706463786
I hope you're not Mexican or she's going to give birth to a fucking Lucha Libre
I have just one ball.
>>706463695
I know you don't know, you didn't even read his posts.
And its a pretty straightforward metaphor.
>you too, you illiterate faggot
>>706453177
>mfw
>mfw I have no face
I am ready to head back home, i miss sleeping in my mother's lap and i am 27
I sometimes finger-fuck my cat
I got road head on saturday night and last thursday night :^)) i was parked though
>>706460334
what do I do next bros
As soon as The Device is complete, you'll all be sorry.
>>706449846
this is how reveal their identities unknowingly, french autocomplete. Maybe I'm a paranoid mofo but these things get credit card data stolen
>>706446428
/b/ and the chans in general have been a honeypot for info and ip gathering since the days of mooty-kins. to think otherwise, insanity...chan(s) to listen, reddit to push.
>>706463674
> She and I hit it off at start of semester.
> She was 7/10 redhead. IT Lecturer a few years older than me and had a boyfriend.
> She joined me and friend for drinks at lunch and we made out after.
> For rest of semester we were fucking a lot.
> Never had a chick want it so much.
> I passed her in the corridor that day and she caught my eye and I followed her to a classroom.
> She shut door and grabbed my cock which was already diamonds, pulled it out and blew me there and then. With her tits out she, spat my cum out onto the carpet tiles and sat down on a seat.
> Then she dragged my hair and pushed my face into her mound.
> She was wet - almost dripping and stank of sweat and heady fish.
> I three fingered her and sucked her clit so hard she finished with a yelp.
> In 5 minutes it was classtime.
> I fucked her at an awards night while her boyfriend was in the other room.
I am a chemistry student and I steal glassware and chemicals every week from the lab. I want to get together my home lab to science but I'm a poorfag and can't afford to buy thousands dollars worth of lab equipment atm.
>>706464756
God damn.
Living the dream or what
>>706464756
Any thing showing how she looked?
Someone comparable?
one of the reasons chris gave up was the warrants, seizures, legal fees and neckties. the world is transparent /b/ros...
>we miss you
>>706449846
You French piece of shit
My friend studies chemistry at university and was pretty smart. For his end of year exam he made some chemical reaction and passed. But in amongst the busy classroom he made ecstasy. Only 1mL. We tested it after and it was pure. He shared it with me before we went out clubbing on the weekend and had two day high.
I've never felt better and never will. Nothing will ever measure up to how fucking good it felt.
NEW THREAD
>>706465412
i want to die
