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Okay /b/, war thread

Some soldiers stand covered behind rocks, their enemys are the commies, who built a base with one mortar, one flamethrower and a small bunker.
Between them is a small lake and a hill, behind the lake are mysterious bushes. In the air is a helicopter controlled by the fascist army but no one knows on wich side they stand.

Dubs decide what happens next.
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>>706440600
Green guy with hat shoots himself because PTSD
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>>706440817
rr
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bump for interest

if dubs green guys blow up the heli w/ rocket launcher
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>>706441029
rolling for this
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>>706441029
rolling for this
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Green guy in the front drops a frag next to his comrades.
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Commies build tank
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Red successfully hit green with a mortar strike
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They all kill themselves.
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>>706441365
Roll
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>>706440600
Rolling for heli shooting and headshoting furthest away green then then one more bullet to kneecap green with gun let him bleed out while the last green considers killinb him self
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>>706441365
Rolling
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>>706441467
Re roll for this
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>>706441365
Roll.
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>>706441406
roll
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>>706441467
Roll for this
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>>706441588
Winrar
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Heli allahu akbars red team
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One of the green guys is secretly the hulk. He picks up a rock and throws it, smashing into the helicopter's rotor. The helicopter loses control, and falls onto the mortar team.
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a black guy comes in and kills them all with his super bat powers
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a black guy comes in and kills them all with his super bat powers

reroll
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>>706440600
switzerland against china?
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Green start digging tunnel under the lake to infiltrate the Reds.
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Mysterious bushes cross lake and rape enemy camp
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>>706441588
The mortar hits the rocks, destroying them and killing the guy with the hat and the medpack
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>>706441985
The one with the flamethrower secretly loves capitalism and fires at the mortar
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>>706442180
Roll
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>>706441985
Fascists throw one commie Pinochet-style out of their helicopter angering the commies
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>>706442180
Rolling
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>>706442180
Rerolling
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>>706440600
ROLLING to spawn the seamonster
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The commies call in an artillery strike on the greens
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>>706442392
Rolling
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Another mortar shot but it hit's the helicopter, sending it down into the lake, the pilot parachutes out but lands in enemy territory.
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>>706442431
Roll
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>>706442392
Roll
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The helicopter runs out of fuel and spirals down, hitting the greens.
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>>706442643
Rolling
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Green boys call for reinforcements and takes the lake.
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>>706442392
Reroll
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Crusaders appear, their task is to retake Jerusalem
they ally with the green people
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>>706442711
GREEN BOAT ON LAKE
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>>706442711
winrar
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>>706442767
roll for naval strike
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>>706440600
They all make peace and acknowledge Milhouse as lord of the memes
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>>706442767
GREEN BOOOAATT
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Commies call in a cruise missile strike on green
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They stick their fists in each others ass and suck the shit off their fists and then fuck each other in the eyes with their dicks
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>>706443100
Winrar
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>>706440600
helicopter pilot is DRUNK
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>>706442711
>>706443100
OP is falling behind. Also, green boat.
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the helicopter takes a poopy XD
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>>706442180
Roll
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>>706442711
>>706443100
Missile strikes injuring one soldier,
a green boat appears on the lake
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they touch their willies together
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>>706443299
Fuckin winrar. Time to let some commies fuck themselves
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>>706443313
OH NO IF ONLY WE HAD A MEDKIT

boat advances and investigates the bushes
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>>706443299
winrar
Boat shoots at commies.
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Helicopter pilot is actually a commie. he fires air-to-ground missiles at the traitor and then attacks green
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>>706443510
Roll
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>>706443510
Rolling
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>>706443225
rawl
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>>706443499
Oh shit winrar. Also, boat shoots down chopper, chopper crashes on bunker
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green team are all traps and the opposite team sneaks in on the traps sucking and fucking each other so they join in fucking them so hard
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If dubs, fascists activate their secret space lazor
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Us drops bomb that kills only commies. Killing all commies in the process.
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Helicopter explodes for no reason and the falling debris destroys the boat
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Commies bring in more reinforcements and flank green
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>>706443622
WIN FUCKING RAR GREEN STORMS WHAT'S LEFT OF COMMIES AND DESTROYS THEM UURRRGGG
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>>706443299
Flamethrower guy kills mortar commie
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>>706443759
Forgot >>706443633
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>>706443746
Roll
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>>706443622
Holy shit, democracy wins hard with your rolls. Go on :P
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commies call carpet bombing strike on capitalist pigs
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>>706443965
Roll
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>>706443759
Ac130 for the commies
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>>706443999
Winrar
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>>706443499
>>706443622
You behind OP. Green should be win by now
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>>706443999
Trips is not winrar.

Wasted trips, you need dubs
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fascist army launch nuke in retalliation
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>>706444210
Roll
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>>706443633
>>706443622
greens shoot down chopper killing one commie,
fascists get angry and shoot laser at the injured green
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>>706444210
Rolling
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>>706444210
Roll.
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>>706444290
red flamethrower commie surrenders to capitalist green, because he secretly loves capitalism
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>>706443499
Op you skipped my 99s
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>>706444437
rr
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Blue army joins the fight on commie side
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>>706444210
Rolling.
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>>706444490
Roll
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Commie reinforcements show up
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>>706444490
Rolling
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>>706444401
Rerolling
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Green guy 360 noscopes commie
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>>706443999
carpet bomb on green, flamethrower and boat live
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Commie sub sinks green boat
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>>706444835
Roll
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>>706444466
hey op, this
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>>706444866
Winrar
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Facists summon cthulu
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>>706444866
Commies win
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GREEN GUY KILLS THAT FUCKINGF STUPIUD IDIOT
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>>706444466
flamethrower guy surrenders

>>706444440
commies already dead
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>>706444806
>>706443499
YOU SKIPPED THESE WAAY BACK YOU YOU FUCKER THEY SHOULD BE DEAD AF
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GREEN GUY GETS MEDAL OF HONOR
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>>706445186
RR
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Liberty prime rapes all commies
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NUKE COMES DOWN AND DESTROYS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

TRUMP DESCENDS DOWN, AND SHOWS THAT HE'S THE REAL WINNER
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Green guy starts living an average life. he gets a job at the world trade centre.
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>>706445356
roll
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>>706445358
rr
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>>706445358
rr
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>>706444866
submarine appears on commie side
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>>706445358
Roll
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Bitch just nuke them?
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Commie who surrendered is pussy, commie reinforcements come and shoot him in the head with minigun
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>>706445451
red capitalist/commie guy gets into cover, and starts firing on the commie sub
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>>706445451
Didn't think OP was going to deliver
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>>706445546
rr
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>>706445584
I'M GONNA GET THIS GODDAMNIT

rr
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SUBMARINE IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO SPACE

SUCKS IN THE RED COMMIE GUY
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>>706445620
rr
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>>706445451
Commie sub launches SRBM at capitalist traitor scum
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>>706445648
rr
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>>706445651
AHHH RR
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>>706445684
Roll
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>>706445691
RR
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>>706445648
RERRRRRR
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>>706445684
rr
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>>706445744
WE DID IT REDDIT, OP
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>>706445684
Rolling
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>>706445451
Fascists decide that commies are irritating and eradicate them with a nuke
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>>706445816
Reroll
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SUBMARINE DESTROYS THE COMMIE GUY

TURNS OUT TO BE EPIC FAIL GUY

A PORTAL TO HELL OPENS UP
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commie army test their new weapon on the battlefield. the tsar bomba
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>>706445962
rr
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>>706445930
rrrrrrrrrrr
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>>706445744
Flamethrower capitalist fires at submarine.
But its in water.
It doesnt do anything you moronic piece of crap.
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>>706445962
Roll
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If trips then all green guys turn into shrek and rape the red team to death
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>>706445962
Rolling
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THE SUBMARINE LAUCNHES MISSILES AT THE COMMIE FUCKEKRAND THEN IT OPENS UP A PORTAL TO FUCKI G HELL GIVE ME FUCKINGF DUBS TOU MOTHERFUCKA
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ted nugent pops out of nowhere and kills everyone in site
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>>706446144
winrar
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if dubs dubya converts the commies to democracy
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>>706446144
portal to hell it is
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Commie pisses into his own mouth
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>>706444910
Roll
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>>706446144
Flamethrower guy gets bombarded, hellgate opens
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PERSON IN THE SUBMARINE GETS OUT AND JUMPS INTO THE PORTAL

HE ENDS UP IN HELL...
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>>706446760
rerolll
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>>706446760
re
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>>706446669
Suddenly dildos, dildos everywhere
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>>706446662
Roll
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Shrek, Scrappy Doo, and Gaben come out of the hellgate to buttfuck and take down the submarine.
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>>706446889
Roll lolz
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>>706446925
Roll
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HARAMBE COMES OUT OF THE HELLGATE AND RAPES THE SUBMARINE WITH HIS HUGE DICK
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>>706446981
Rolleru
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>>706447013
literally just
>>706446925
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>>706447017
Roll. Some1 halp me
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>>706447111
TRIPS DECIDE
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>>706447111
Winrar
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>>706444440
>444440
So close
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>>706447013
Reroll
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>>706447111
out of nowhere a badly drawn Chtulhu appears
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Suddenly, hundreds of furries show up and fuck everything up, because this lot was only a warzone from 2pm-4:30pm, and now it's legally a furry convention from 4:30pm-9pm.
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>>706447765
Cthulu runs through the portal and kills satan himself
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>>706447700
Winrar
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>>706447863
rr
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>>706447899
Winrar
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>>706447765
Yay

Also roll fot cthulu to kill satan
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>>706447899
Rolledudle
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In the submarine, a isis terrorist kills himself, destroying this thread
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>>706448321
Roll
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>>706448423
2 Times 1 post away from 22, ill go kill myself
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Cthulu plugs hell gate with penis, commie submarine plugs cthulu's asshole
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>>706448503
Roll
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>>706448678
Roll
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>>706447899
He kills Satan but in he also meets the two fallen commies who now burn in hell where they belong
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>>706440600
Mysterious bush starts a sniper thr
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Commies turn into clean capitalists and rethink into a new plan to build a great country full of massive destruction weapons.
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>>706449039
Rerooll
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Porn pizza guy joins the smash.
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Budget is cut for Green team when public support drops for war back home.
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>>706449827
re rolling
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Suddenly, OP wakes up from his dream. Nothing happened, war starts again.
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>>706449827
I want this, plus commies invade natural resource rich country elsewhere and armed forces budget is expanentially increased
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>>706450139
roll
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Cthulhu tounge punches Satans fartbox
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>>706451179
reroll
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>>706451179
Roll for this
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>>706451179
LOL ROOLLLL
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>>706451179
rolling
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