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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>706420060

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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check'd

カラミチーマス
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Kill yourself.
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>>706437000
nice trips op
mizuki claim, wheres my yuuko homie at
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Based Kyoubot with the ezibakes
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>>706436593
Hustlin all day so they don't steal muh cuteness.
>Even though I have none.
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>>706436503
oh wait you are the old shiro?
excuse my confusion
im doing pretty good watching the first ep of Westworld atm
>>706436526
any plans for today?
>>706436593
that sounds kinda rough tbh
yea thats a good idea i just had one as well, does wonders
yea i had fun played some games watched some animu
>>706436633
just wait
idk my professor didnt show up today so my school told us to bail
i dont know how long you shit but if you gotta go you gotta go
what kind of phone you got?
>>706437087
whats the best way?
hanging or slitting wrist?
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>>706435913
I love ero,which is my fountain of life
I'm from where the anime you like was produced
>>706436271
Where are you?
>>706436294
where in states
>explode this thread!
then where to go for claiming?
>>706436322
>it's 3:30 now!
A.M and P.M are the opposite to each other…
>>706436462
You should sleep as much as possible in order not to fail in the job!


Here is the new one?
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>>706437000
>I was only 28 years old
>I loved Chen so much, I had all the screenshots and pictures
>I pray to Chen every night before bed, thanking him for the tumors I’ve been given becasue of him
>"Chen is an oldfag" I say; “Chen is totally not cancer”
>Fellow posters hear me and call me cancer
>I know they were just jealous of my devotion for Chen
>I called then newfags
>They bully me and sends me to go to reddit
>I’m crying now, I dont like reddit
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a smell is moving towards me
>It’s Chen
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my thread.”
>He grabs me with his tiny hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Chen
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>Its not even hurting, cause his dick is so small
>I cant feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water beacause he`s not deep enough
>I push against his force, but he falls casue he`s so puny
>I want to please Chen
>He screams in a mighty sperg-storm as he fills my butt with his cancer
>Other posters stare akwardly at us
>Chen looks them straight in the eyes and says “I was here first you newfags.”
>Chen leaves through the window
>Chen is an oldfag. Chen is totally not cancer.
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>>706437218
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Albanian Friendo Organization, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Bully Forces, and I have over 300 confirmed friends who I helped. I am trained in gorilla hugs and I'm the top friend in the entire US hugging forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your butt out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with being mean to everyone an me over the Internet? Think again, big boy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your butt. You're fucking great, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love-giving, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Nurseries and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt clean, you friend. If only you could have known what unholy caretaking your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you meanie. I will shit furry porn all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking me, kiddo.
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>>706437138
Oh hello there.
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>>706437245
>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.
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Goodnight.
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>>706437288
Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable insights.

You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.
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>>706437087
Dont think I will. Hows the kid and the missus?
>>706437198
I slept from 11pm, Im good.
>>706437303
Sleep well
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>>706436526(Alice)
Glad to hear it! What are you up to today?
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>>706437197
Tie your neck with piano wire, superglue your hands to your head and jump off something.

>>706437364
They're fine, and you?
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Just because you are stupid , I fuck me that you told a little bitch to you? I attack a number of secret of each that I have I know , it's graduation to kill at you II 300 more than you are sure , but top of my class from the Navy , and is essential shall be , I - was involved in I Quaeda . I of the U.S. military has trained top of it as a gorilla warfare sniper whole me. There is something to me so that you do not have to be the only goal for you. I do not have it so , and he was marked down for the ridiculous of me , you ' we have seen before on this planet , he fucks cleanse accuracy you . First , do you think they would look like I can escape say shit on the Internet you ? Stupid people , please think again . I was able to speak and our network of spies secret I've been searching for worms missing in the United States in general , preparation , contact IP, and of you , better storm , . The storm wiped call a little pathetic life for you . You are dead , it 's a stupid child . It is possible and that there anywhere at any time , and can kill you in the way of more than 700 , I'm just my bare hands . I , full of , wipe ass miserable face anywhere in the continent to Arsenal for you to get the United states I a large- scale , and , trained in unarmed combat slightly above Marine Corps as a whole was shit please do not use it for off . Even in the case that you knew is possible , "smart" yourself , it's dirty revenge , you views of stupid that holds the tongue probably I would go to be based at the bottom of a small it I can . The certainly , now , you , you , you will not be able to deceive the price to you , that you did not pay the damned . One person , your , you will drown in the shit out of anger . You're shit , and dead .
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>>706437303
Night.
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>>706437303
Good night!May your magic bring happiness to you and Kyoko


this is the whistle to make the FBI come,lol
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autism derail in progress
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>>706437303
good night dude
>>706437444
take it easy with the edginess dude
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>>706436774
>>706437252
Damn you!

>>706436939
>>706437139
FUCK YOU TOO
>what motorcycle do you have btw? I'm curious

>>706437188
That's contradicting to what you're saying

>>706437197
I'll make it lol. Soon.. I need to watch new animes tbh
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>Best fox claimu
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>>706437364
Oh you've slept,I got relieved to hear that.
>>706436295
Let's sleep together
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>>706437303
Goodnight

>>706437593
Won't happen again
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>>706437444
Im fine. Normal pains for my usual shit.
>>706437593
2008 CB400 without ABS. More a daily rider than a road-eating crotchrocket.
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>>706436593
i meant today, not the /waifu/ as a whole

>>706437197
no
but im worried the mailman will come while i can't answer
gs5
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Shiro claimed.

>>706436756 (Du)
Eigentlich sind das die gleichen wie immer. Das letzte mal, dass ich die Nummerierung geändert hab war vor 4 Monaten oder so.

>aufs wochenende warten und so
Ja, das mach ich auch immer, wenn der Montag ein Feiertag ist.

>>706437197
Wait, sum fuckboi is tryna steal me waifu? I'll bend his knees backwards!
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>>706437585
That's how you kill yourself. Makes it look like your tore your head off.

>>706437800
Sucks bro.
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>>706436929
Lel, it did, cute tho.
>>706437007
Cya!
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>>706436774
Less wonderful?! Gee, what did I do to deserve this?

>>706437197
Going shopping for more books to read! You?

>>706437401
I'm going to be picking up my prescription meds, then I'll be shopping for books and such.
Any plans for you?~

>>706437678
Good afternoon, Ran.
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>>706437767
STOP IT
>

>>706437800
Looks nice
Out of these two, what would you recommend for a beginner?
http://m.kawasaki.com/product/details/2016-Ninja-300-ABS#

http://www.ktm.com/us/supersport/rc-390-2016/

>>706437816
Since 11 but imma nap soon
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>>706437444
the good ol' he tore his own head of meme
it would actually be hilarious if someone did that
>>706437593
yea dude im watching some good shit right now
although i havent watched that much anime
i dont really have the time to finish series
>>706437816
meh, youre no fun
yea thats pretty much guarenteed, i bet UPS has a camera in your hoise to check when you cant open the door and then bring you your package
thats a great phone, but quite expensive
>>706437937
>i'll bend his knees backwards
holy fuck that made me kek
yea it was a bit awkward since i shit talked him because i thought he was you
purge him dude
also how have you been?
>>706438127
oh thats cool, any ideas what you are going to get?
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>>706438331
Kys
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>>706437450
Gomenasai, my name is Chen-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Oldfag (A person who is using 4chan for a long time for you newfags). I draw Dicks and

More Dicks on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior cancerous games. (Roblox,

Minecraft, FNAF)

I train with my cousin`s dick every day, this superior dick can cut clean through my anus because it is folded over

a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dick on earth. I earned my shitposter license two years ago,

and I have been getting better every day.

I speak 1337 fluently, both 9gag and the reddit dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about 4chan

history and their anonymous code, which I follow 100%

When I get my 4chan pass, I am moving to my mothers basement to attend a prestigious 4chan skool to learn more about

their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an mod for the /b/ board or a janitor!

I own several Guy Fawkes masks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to my

mothers basement, so I can fit in easier. I bow to our mods and janitors and speak 1337 as often as I can, but

rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck as 4chans admin!
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>>706438419
Sure
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>>706438127
Hello there

>>706438331
Hi lady with big balls
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>>706438556
Hello Syndra.
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Claim.
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threads getting boring af
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>>706437337
>>706437218

>taking the time to edit the pasta
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>>706438444
RIP in piece, Ken-Sama.
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>>706438127
Homework and learning the basics of League, need a new game to play and people on here seem to like it.
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>>706438127
By having an inferior name. Nothing more.
I was just talking about how i haven't read for fun in years.

>>706438331
Balls

>>706438369
Cat ears are better anyways
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Is the new Destiny expansion any good?
Is it worth going back to?
I've still been busy with OverMeme and bioshock
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Maker of too long sentences to read is a weird
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>>706438844
Is money even an object?
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>>706435915
A circuit lab. We had to stick test leads into wall sockets
>>706436201
Yes
>>706436526
It went okay I guess. I had faulty equipment though so I kept getting delayed

>>706437000
>
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>>706437937
Welcome back, Fuhrer.
>>706437945
Eh. Im used to it. Pain doesnt last long and Ill dump more meds tonight.
>>706438369
Either the Honda CB300 series or the Ninja. Ultimately its what feels right to you, gotta go and sit on them to see if you feel if its too low or high. So if the KTM feels good, thats the one. You'll know when you have a sit.
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要 求 す る
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>>706438780
>Basis of League
What's the "league"?As to what is it?
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>>706438958
I meant worth the time
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I still have crippling depression
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>>706438406
It's my favorite type of battery.
To spot whether or not it's me look at the way my pictures are numbered. Always in the same way and never primes.
>also how have you been?
Besides the fact that I've got a raiweru, I'm doing fairly good. It's national holiday, so I spend the day doing virtually nothing.

>>706439075
Hey Sturmtruppler, how's it going?
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I actually like Chen unironically.
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>>706439088
Basics, my bad. League of Legends
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>>706439305
SACHO
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>>706439384
why?
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>>706439384
Have you considered suicide?
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>>706439384
Chen is the only sane person in this thread. I'm not even kidding.
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>>706438406
Only one I've been watching it GATE. Really surprised I'm almost done with it

>>706438795
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>706439075
Thank you. It's just whatever feels good for you right?

>>706439384
And I like you, neppy

Take care guys might be back on a few hours
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>>706439003
>Ran
>Yuno
>Alice
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>>706439550
what the fuck is wrong with you people?
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So I took my wife to the stripclub. She thought it would be a fancy like in the movies. Girls walking down catwalks just with no shirt and shit like that. We get into the building and like 3 tables down from us, there's just a bunch of drunk people standing around a circle table cheering, we go to see what all the comotion was and it was just some chick sitting on the table, soread eagle finger blasting herself.

My wife grabs me by the arm and says
We're leaving. Right now
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>>706439390
Oh…I see


well…in this thread where the insane gather together,I can't tell what's sane from what's insane
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>>706438406
I'll be picking up Zodiac, it's one of my favorites. I'll also be picking up some Manga.

>>706438616
How goes it?

>>706438699
Good taste, Anon.

>>706438780
I might revisit it as well. Only problem is I don't have people to play with. My friends don't really play it.

>>706438712
How do you suggest we fix that, Anon?

>>706438795
Oh, alright. Do you not find reading enjoyable?

>>706439003
Agh, that sucks. I dislike labs when we're given faulty equipment. I don't believe I ever asked.. What's your taste in music like?

>>706439550
You're actually right, Anon.
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>>706439550
how would you consider him sane?All he does is insulting
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>>706439390
cool, have you been ranked yet? recently got placed in gold, pretty happy tbh
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>>706439550
I'm fairly sane.
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>>706439305
It hasn't crippled your finders

>>706439384
I hear he has good traits. Wish i could see them every now and then

>>706439550
Nah

>>706439779
Who has the time
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>>706439305
I actually do and i wan't to kill myself everyday
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>>706439003
Electrical stuff is pretty neat

>>706439093
It depends on how much you like Destiny

>>706439384
I have no issues with Chen, though our interaction has been limited so far

>>706439779
Pretty well, you?
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>>706439550
Chen does not support the cult of the pantsu.
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>>706439934
Fingers*
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>>706439305
Nooo sacho
Please dont be sad
>>706439373
Oh okay thanks for the info, never bothered to look since well no real reason
I'm glad you're still around though
Wait you're from Germany right? Weird that I've never heard of that
What kind of holiday is that?
>>706439551
Why are you surprised by that?
Did you like it? Recommend?
>>706439003
Can I join?
>>706439613
Took some time to make sense of this
>>706439779
Is that the book the movie zodiac is based on? I fucking love that movie, hope the book is just as good
Any manga in particular
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>>706439421
He's pretty chill actually.
>>706439465
Actually, many times.
>>706439551
Love ya mom.
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>>706439779
I like a variety of things. Classical, metal, some rock, jpop, I just can't stand rap or hip hip

It's old equipment so having faulty tools it's bound to happen
>>706439976
I like it alot. I worked for an electrician company for a while but that work wasnt quite what I wanted. This course is about computer parts
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>>706439824
He insults you for the right reasons. Except those times where he is downright shitposting.

>>706439920
That's what your mind wants to believe after living in the meth den.

>>706439984
Oh he does, but he keeps his perversions to himself.
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>>706439779
Most of my friends are on third shift sleep schedule's or don't play either. A couple people on here have offered to play with a shit tier new player like me though.
>>706439771
It's no problem
>>706439880
I just finished the tutorial and a battle training game, tried to find a Co op vs bots game but I kept getting a "disconnected from pvp server" message so I assumed I wouldn't find a game and exited, will try again later
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>>706438616
>>706438641
>>706438795
Hello.
>>706439770
What did you expect?
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>>706439373
Going fine. Relaxing before work.
>>706439550
Gotta agree. I have my moments of retardation.
>>706439551
Pretty much. If you go to a dealer, just sit. Dont actually test ride unless you intend to buy that day.
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>>706440205
It has been nearly two months since I moved out and I feel great. A lot more sane to say the least.
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Bye
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So, why is everybody talking about Chen?
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>>706440177
Here. Have some Devin.
https://youtu.be/yE2ulYKK56U

>Rory-sama
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>>706440644
Night, I will take this chance to leave as well.

>>706440509
Please don't stop having your moments of retardation, I'm constantly having them and don't like being alone in that.

>>706440513
Neat, I'm curious to what happened to your roommates.
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>>706440644
Bye Yukko.
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>>706440648
beacasue he`s cancer.
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>>706438369
>>706439551
what time is it with you right now


>>706438406
>>706440099
you just make fun of me
naw i was hoping they did so i looked around but there wasn't any
mexicans know how to save money

>>706440513
i didn't know you moved out of that place, i thought you were still there for some reason

>>706440644
bye
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>>706440648
He's a pretty chill guy :^)
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>>706440857
One moved back in with his parents, trying to give up meth.

The other moved into the ghetto, keeping the hustle going.

>>706440991
Nope. Moved out, back in with the parents embarrassingly enough, but I am going back to school in about two weeks. Taking a step back to leap forward!
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I guess, in the end, I really am a hypocrite.
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>>706441125
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>>706441065
What is this meme
Is Chen a daily subject in these threads now?
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>>706441221
So you hating on us, now?
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>>706441326
>>
[...], my name is Necron-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old Cadian Necron Immortal (Those of the Necrontyr who served in the military before the biotransfere

for you inferior races). I draw plans for new necron weapons and new types of scarabs on my tablet, and spend my

days perfecting my art and playing superior Necron games. (Punch the Eldar, Kick the Eldar, Destroy the Old Ones)

I train with my gauss blaster every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through Space Marine because it is

folded a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the galaxy. I earned my Immortal license two

years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Necrontyr fluently, both Hyrekh and the Kayra dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about

Necron history and their code of hate, which I follow 100%

When I get my flesh turned into necrodermis, I am moving to the nearest tomb world to attend a prestigious Necron

School of Killing Every race,especially Eldar to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an

Lord or an Overlord!

I own several pieces of necron`s body, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to

the tomb world, so I can fit in easier. I bow to every machine and servitor and speak Necrontyr as often as I can,

but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck as a Necron!
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>>706440857
Ill make sure I keep on herping.

Heading off to work now, see you soon.
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I no longer put up with my being sleepy.My farewell with a little lewd,bye
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>>706439976
I'm doing swell! It's nice to see you again.

>>706440099
That would be correct. The book is just as good if not, better! Parasyte, Tora-Dora. Know any other good ones I can pick out?

>>706440177
I'm glad we have similiar taste! I absolutely love Classical and Metal. Sometimes, jazz can help me calm down. I really don't like Country, Rap, Or Hip-Hop. Just not my taste.

>>706440285
That's unfortunate. Say, would you play with a fellow newbie like me sometime?
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>>706440177
I'm not really a big computer person, it gets pretty complicated

>>706441372
Yeah, it's nice to see you again too...
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>>706441741
Of course! I'd love too! I'm not familiar with how the social menus work but I'm sure we can figure it out easily enough.
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>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

>>706437957
I'm back~
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>>706441098
Oh well, that's good, at least your going to school and got a place to stay that won't get you arrested
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>>706441942
Yeh. And the reliable internet is fucking great. So good. I can catch up on all the animu I missed out on. Nearly 2 seasons worth of cute gir- I mean shonen shit to watch.
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>>706440309
I knew what to expect, she did not

>>706440644
Cya bug eyes

>>706440513
Wgat tomako claimer is this?
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>>706440991
hey now thats not true, you know im just teasing
i have no idea what you mean by this kek
im sorry could you explain my fried brain
>>706441741
huh i might actually pick it up then, would be something else to start reading again
oh those two are both fucking amazing, did you see the anime of both? i loved them
idk really. the akame ga kill manga is a lot better than the anime so maybe try reading that
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>>706442196
The one who calls you out on not actually having a waifu.
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>>706440309
>
>>706440644
Bye Yuuko >:
>>706440804
This isn't too bad. I don't really find myself looking for new bands much anymore sadly, so having new stuff brought to me is fantastic
>>706441732
See you later sweet, sleep well
>>706441741
People these days don't listen to classical much at all, it's quite sad. As for metal, there's something about it that I find oddly comforting/relaxing. I put that on when I'm on the bus and I nearly fall asleep.
>>706441742
The basis is pretty much the same. You just analyze the circuits and find the problem. We get into the repair portion of it as well.
>>706442376
A wild Shizu has appeared!
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>>706442540
Hello, slave. How're you today?
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Why are people hating on Chen again? Or just the usual meme
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>>706442019
>cute gir- i mean shonen shit to watch
yeah waifu bai- i mean girls with lots of varying and unique personalities

>>706442397
your never teasing just being stupid and persistent
UPS cameras
How i can afford a nice phone
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>>706442968
Its the usual Chen Is A Nigger meme.
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>>706442947
I'm doing well, slave. Just got home. How are you?
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>>706441920
Hello there! Had lasagna for lunch, you?
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>>706441875
Great! By the way, do you have Discord? If you do, I can send you my League user on there.

>>706440644
Auf Wiedersehen!

>>706442397
I watched Toradora, haven't seen Parasyte yet. I'll see if I can pick up Akame ga kill, thanks!

>>706442540
I couldn't agree more. I listen to Metal when I want to wind down. It helps me enter a trance state which lets me forget all of my problems.
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>>706442540
That's typically how repair goes
Maybe I should learn computers sometime soon
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>>706443044
I'm pretty good. Just a little tired.
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>>706443001
Exaaaaactly.
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>>706442968
its always nigger chen meme

>>706443105
i want some lasagna
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>>706443394
Hey there, Yuuki! What a treat to see you again!
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>>706443394
Hi Yuuki ^^
How goes it?
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>>706442019
>cute gir-
This is the best anime
>>706443041
Poor Chen :(
>>706443105
Nepu!
>>706443230
I wouldn't call it a trance, there's just something about it that I find relaxing. The lack of thinking might be what does it, since I listen to it rather loudly
>>706443322
As long as you don't put me out of a job ;o
>>706443327
Did you take a nap today? Naps can make you sleepier than before
>pets the Shizukitty-chan
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Tats, are you here? I need some advice
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>>706442196
Did you atleast warn her?
>>706442376
Hello Slave.
>>706442540
And other slave.
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>>706443394
Yuuki! Always happy to see you around.
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>>706442968
isnt it the opposite this thread
or is it all irony and am i retared
>>706443001
well the first thing is right, but i wouldnt really call me persisten.
maybe i am like this with a few people, you should take it as a compliment
>ups cameras
oh okay, well ofc you cant find them, that would be too easy
>how i can afford a nice phone
oh right,i didnt know mexicans swing the same as the Chinese
is it legit though?
>>706443230
oh really? i wonder what you think of the manga then. It actually reminds me a lot of tokyo ghoul
no problem, happy to help
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>>706443610
>poor Chen :(
Oh, don't pity him. He wasn't bullied.
Is quite the opposite.
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>>706443610
Not yet. Was thinking about doing that soon though.
>>706443628
Hello, slave.
This is fun.
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>>706443230
Yes, I do
Notadesk#2307
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>>706440099
I'll also try to use more hats.
It's the day we got reunited with the DDR. Still waiting for Ostpreußen though...

>>706440205
>perversion
You take that back! There is nothing impure about the pantsu!
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>>706443628
How is the cute? How was school?
>>706443655
I forgot to put a comma, it should have been
>Why, are people hating on Chen again?
>>706443785
See above
>>706443820
If I ever force myself to nap, it's never for very long. Maybe an hour at the very most, then I can't sleep properly later on
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>>706444042
I meant that he used to bully.
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>>706443655
your obsesive
well at least the didn't come while i was gone
yes its legit, mexicans have nice shit and shit jobs because we either make our own shit or save up, its just other people who don't know how to save money that make it seem hard

>>706443001
so much variety in plot also like that one with kid with the black hair and with a harem
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>>706443105
I-I just ate a couple eggs and a salad...
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>>706443486
Hey Alice! What's up?

>>706443555
Eru!~ I'm good, trying to motivate myself to do homework lol. You?

>>706443630
Illya! What's up?
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>>706444232
You mean the one that takes place in the high school, right?

That one's my favorite.
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clmd
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>>706443610
Alice, did you dieded in the class experiment?
>>706443453
It was a gud lasagna.
>>706444350
Diet?
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>>706444434
Just got back from my date, it went gr8. Now I need to do homework too, kek.
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i gotta hop off
gonna be productive and do some homework
later everyone
>>706443914
yea thats how i usually recognise you, its hilarious
oh really? thats pretty cool i didnt realise this.
im confused why the rest of euope doesnt talk about this holiday though
>Ostpreußen
they are just afraid to give it back
>>706444042
oh alright i see
that makes more sense i guess
>>706444232
i just like you mang
told you, you would have to be really unlucky if that was going to happen
thats pretty sweet, how much did you pay for it?
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>>706443820
I think you got something mixed up boat.
>>706444042
Cant remember, fine i guess.
Same old boring stuff.
Troubles loging in?
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>>706443610
Mind sharing a song you like? And yeah, trance wasn't the correct word there. You just enter a state of mine where you stop thinking about things.

>>706443655
A friend suggested I read it. I've been hearing it's a lot like Tokyo Ghoul. On the topic of Zodiac.. If you ever pick it up, tell me. I'd love to be reading buddies with you!

>>706444434
Making myself some scrambled eggs. What are you up to?
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>>706444598
If only I were so fortunate

>AFK Food time!
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>>706437000
Checked and claimed
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Miho claimed

>>706443820
>Hugs <3

>>706444714
Kitty!
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>>706444605
I have an exam on Wednesday, and it's open book/note/internet, but I don't really know what's going on in the course so I should study. That's good to hear though! Friend from school I take it?

>>706444737
Ooh I love scrambled eggs, my university's dining hall serves them in the morning but they're awful lol. I got home not too long ago and I'm about to do some homework.
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>>706444042
Yeah, naps can mess up your sleep.
>>706444714
Did i? My mistake, Master.
>>706444884
Hi Miho. How're you?
>
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>>706444434
Currently studying for an upcoming test. Played through League's tutorial and a battle test game earlier. How has your day been?
>>706444677
Later Yuno!
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>>706444976
My senpai from high school! She's really cool, we went on a date before this and now we're officially a thing. It was a nice lunch date this time and we played vidya at her house afterwards. We got some mofuggin Red Robin.
Gud shit.
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>>706445004
Nice, I think they give you Ashe for the tutorial? She's my favorite. I messaged last night about rocket league but I think you went to bed or something. I had a few classes today, need to do some studying myself.
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>>706445177
Heyo, even better! Congrats man! I've never had Red Robin I don't think.
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>>706444884
I would tell you to have a nice life
But that's a lost cause
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Mine is mine c:
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>>706444998
Im doing ok-ish. You?
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>>706444598
Nope, I just like to eat heatlhy~
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>>706444458
yea that one, and the best girl is tsundere but he keeps getting into embarrasing situations so she misinterprets and hits him

>>706444598
i am jealous

>>706444677
ok i understand
thats true but i am unlucky
how ever much it was last year like 350-400, its a replacement since i lost my old one so its like 150 since i didn't have a replacement plan
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>>706444822
>>706443877
How about yours?

>>>706445209
Yeah, sorry. I passed out at some point and my computer auto restarted while I was asleep so I never even saw it. I'll probably be available tonight, nothing happens around here on Mondays.
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>>706445547
>best girl
>tsundere
And you lost me. Kuudere is always best girl.
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>>706445662
>Kuudere is always best girl.
good taste
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>>706445286
Its pretty gud, they make great burgs ^^
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>>706445384
top tier waifu
do stick around
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>>706445209
>>706445616
Whoops, fucked up
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>>706445431
I'm pretty good. Just a little tired.
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>>706445662
He speaks the truth.
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>>706443628
No
Why the hell would I warn her lmao

>>706442448
This slut willnever know what it's like to be a waifu
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>>706445616
Swissen#4359
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>>706445662
you lost me there, obviously the first introduced girl is always the best and most unique
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>>706437000
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>>706445755
>>706445934
Monicas.

>>706445954
Yeah I know. Post her tits.

>>706445978
>first girl introduced is childhood friend
>manga's 1st volume cover is childhood friend
>shitty tsundere still fucking wins
Every time.
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>>706445384
Mine a cute

>>706445616
No worries, I was watching LoL when you first asked, but I'll be around later.

>>706445760
That's what I've heard, but there isn't one near me

>Yuuki
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>>706446040
Good afternoon Saber

>Illya
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>>706446761
Well met.
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>>706446858
>>706446858
>>706446858
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>>706444998
Much better.
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