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Tech gore thread
>>706426050
>>706426130
>>706426217
Nice, do go on!
>>706426235
>>706426401
>>706426430
>>706426569
>>706426780
Beautiful
>>706426235
Triggered
>>706426955
If you say so...
>>706426235
moms spagetti
>>706427607
this
>>706427607
This
>>706426235
The hole Dirty/Dusty PC's are not even close for me as untidy Cables
>>706427607
this
>>706427607
Please stop, almost threw up
>>706428915
>>706428915
Tech-kek
>>706426430
That's not gore faggot. That's a macbook, hardly deserves to be called technology.
>>706427081
That's average
>>706429820
you're average
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
>>706429820
What the fuck did you people do to the SNES to make you think that was average?! I've seen old systems used by children for generations that look better!
>>706430117
By being a child and not caring about the colour of my SNES
>>706430237
Now that's just deliberate
>>706429590
>>706430521
That's a trick to make the disk double sided so that it can hold twice the data.
>>706430237
>Here, you can use my extra controller.
>>706430237
That's why i don't let fat people play my games
>>706430237
"here's your controller bro"
>>706430521
Did you nuke it first?
>>706426050
Ughh you are a sick human being OP. How can you have such pics in your hard drive. How the fuck do u sleep at night.
>>706431024
With your mom.
![zGqhflU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BOrUfmy.jpg "zGqhflU[1].jpg")
>>706431575
"Dude, you're getting a Dell !!
err..."Dust Bunny"
Bumping for more, trying to build a folder.
>>706427607
sick!
MODS
>>706430224
I never cared, either. How did you manage to discolor it in the first place. Did you messily eat food standing right over it? What happened you filthy bitch?
>>706433907
Mostly dried semen and sunny-D
>>706434160
Well at least you're honest.
>>706434160
kek
>>706426780
>>706426235
Oh god....who fucking hired the guy that did THAT mess?!! RIP to whoever had to fix it.
>>706427081
im willing to bet that thing still works
>>706429909
That hurts my soul
it is like watching your doom getting closer and closer.
>>706429676
xD so funny !!
Fuck off to 9gag
>>706426780
You Sir are an Artist.
>>706426780
I'd rather throw my money off a bridge than giving apple the satisfaction of selling their crap to me.
>>706435147
macboy got his butt hurt :(
>>706430237
>paizuri
>>706426401
technically this is not even a problem... if you do that, while the ecu is unplugged and let it dry outt completely, you should have no problems using it again
>>706426050
>Somebody made that nice cold keyboard a sweater
>>706435940
ya pretty sher he was just cleening it
>>706427607
Excuse me but what am I witnessing?
>>706435698
I'd rather keep my money.
>>706426780
im not a tech guy or an apple guy either. but why is apple so bad?
>>706438313
becouse tim cock is gay
>>706436960
Andromeda.
>>706431575
Morocco hash
>>706440287
Ouch
this thread is worse than actual human gore
>>706426780
This is tech porn
commencing dump
>>706441545
Fucking lost
https://www.reddit.com/r/techsupportgore/
>inb4 Le ddit
There's some really good shit there.
>>706427607
That's to much
>>706438313
Overpriced with mediocre quality on products
>>706441545
>Ring
What sadistic fuck took this pic
someone told something about cable management?
>>706441971
dam hackers
>>706441545
Well played
>>706427607
>>706441971
that's it, i'm dry boyz
>>706441737
>>706441750
love the lamp in there
also,
>no user servicable parts inside DO NOT OPEN
>i'm emo, i got this shit
>>706442254
Woah nice meme, may I save it?
>>706426952
"It's fine, my phone is waterproof!"
>>706426217
OC
I cri evritim
>>706442301
cook is dead, now every stupid idea is wow and get's done, not only his.
>>706431653
God damn shinies
>>706442301
This right here folks
>>706442485
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>706426235
>>706442919
I was not prepared...
>>706442941
what the fuck
>>706426780
The samsung phones are sitting in there not giving a single fuck about what's going on.
>>706430237
I cant see this, its driving me insane
>>706442941
wtf are those cables
>>706443093
kek
>>706443039
>>706443102
Audophile placebo bullshit. Extra shielding on the cables supposedly cuts down on "interference"
>>706443037
aaaaaah this hurts me
>>706431024
mmmmmm i bet that felt good
>>706442759
>all that tape around the wires
>old molex connectors
>the missing atx plate
what is that, a prototype for stupid pics?
looks more like shitterstick to me.
>>706435940
Only if it's deionized water.
>>706442485
Prob got slammed by the roll up door. The nerve to fucking deliver it tough
>>706438025
please kill urself you are literally the reason for all wars in the world
>>706443124
STOP
>>706442485
>>706442791
oh noooo, cut the greeeeeen wire!
>>706441506
only newfags think this is gore.
this makes me fucking erect.
>>706440540
heh.
quick tech question...
If I plug my router into a second router, does that create a vpn ?
>>706442453
thats not how it works dipshit
>>706441750
wash ur fuckin hair jesus
>>706443494
Yes
>>706443494
Maybe
>>706441545
fucking hot
>>706443494
yes
>>706443540
>>706443548
Seems like good advice
>>706442941
so much faggotry in one pic
>>706443540
>>706443548
>>706443093
kinda sick, yet pretty funny.
>>706443540
>>706443548
>>706443623
I feel almost like in Fallout 4
>>706442700
Linus gets so much free hardware he doesn't even care, he's left computers in the rain just to see if he could fix it.
>>706427607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXGGsrahu5A
Dear God, please no!
>>706442453
nothing wrong with this they arent pins anymore its just contacts
>>706443320
wrong. l2electronics you retard.
>>706443067
ITT no poptarts
>>706442485
>what is refuse shipment
>>706443494
i like turtles
>>706443124
that looks like fun!
>>706442759
hey at least you actually use a screwdriver on pcs
>>706443494
Triangle.
>>706442919
Their entire IT department should be executed for this.
>>706443494
Yes, just don't ever plug a 3rd router
>>706443037
hahahaha this is fuckin great
>>706443320
Activated almonds
>>706443635
>>706443646
missing the "it's confidential"
>>706443832
>call with furry
>>706443124
>que webm of 100k CGI F1 cars pouring over a track
>>706440540
i dont know why this is making me kek so much
>>706443888
trips 4 turtles
>>706443832
>comic sans
>>706443769
one is bent
>>706440540
>but mooooom i need the heat spreaders or else my ram will overheat!!!!
>>706426401
What about the fucking capacitors?! Don't those short everything out? You can't discharge them without opening the PSU, can you?
>>706441443
will still work if dried properly
>>706442759
What is he fucking using the screwdriver on?
>>706438025
also "...nüsse"
disgusting german
>>706444014
>>706443067
i... what company?!
>>706444655
katjes, yes, yes, yes
>>706443124
Unless this room is not even, I'm having difficulties understanding how the disks jumped so high.
>>706444651
>>706444789
Velocity/momentum
>>706444789
spinning with 7200rpm does that
this thread kills me
>>706444906
Oh, I didn't realize it was spinning when it came out of the box. That makes more sense now.
>>706441506
Lol, that's amazing. That's being prept for some extreme OCing.
>>706443844
>fucking poptart in the ram slot
>>706442485
Ooooooohhhhh, you touch my tra-la-la...
>>706442485
>>706442700
Motherboards and gpu's and such have more flex than people think. This is perfectly fine
>>706441545
omfg this was publicity for an institute in my country
>>706445636
>>706445801
It is a stock photo you moran.
>>706445970
doesn't mean we can't have a laugh at the cluelesness.
>>706445970
>being
>this
>new
just kill yourself
>>706445340
my ding ding dong
>>706446149
kay
>>706446178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
>>706429818
that's exactly how my ipod video looks like
10 years and still works fine
>>706445970
you are not making it easy for me to not call you a retard
Tech discord
https://discordapp.com/invite/7ybYskS
>>706438313
Poor people get mad when they feel like they're excluded from something, so they make unfounded claims that apple is bad. As someone who works in a tech field, owns both macs and computers, and uses computers much more due to my job, I can tell you that macs are vastly superior for everything but gaming, which is all the children on this website care about.
>>706442301
Their new motto should be "Dongel differently"
>>706446628
>iShill
>>706444014
Top Kek
>>706446628
Apple products are overpriced, this is a fact.
Only good thing they have going for them is that their laptops are more reliable than Acer and HP.
>>706436260
E.T in the middle of the rubble.
There's your reason
>>706442881
Didn't know Chad was into pc building
>>706442919
>a network cable is unpluged
>>706441803
That is why you shouldn't let stupid girls be programmers, only the smart ones.
I did exactly the same thing in front of my friends but with Windows XP CMD. They tough that i was hacking or some programmer shit, and i only deleted the system32 of the school computers did "tree" (because it has a lot of output and it will make it look cool) and shutdown the PC using "shutdown /s /t 1".
I am the only guy in my class that knows programming and i am in a programming high-school.
>>706443740
Underrated post
>>706440287
I had that model, still do haha
>>706427607
Jesus fuck man get this shit away from here
>>706430521
Oh no, don't do it... wait, it's only a seagate, please go ahead
>>706443747
Still..it hurts to watch him destroy thousands worth of equipment due to his stupidity and/or impatience.
The pfsense box build springs to mind where he bricks a couple of very expensive server boards and a xeon processor simply because he didn't want to wait for a proper hsf to be delivered so he started mangling the board to get one to fit.
>>706431653
Mario Party...
>>706443626
literally
>>706447199
that... should not be possible.
>>706431024
look at the poor thing trying to find a readable sector. Technological shock.
>>706442724
And that's WHY i will never do water cooling.
>>706431653
Just needs a new top screen and shell. Easy fix.
>>706443227
God i love audiophiles...especially when in a blind study of raw CD vs 320kbit mp3 a group of audiophiles scored what they would have through random chance.
>>706448478
>>706443067
Fuck I must get this. I'm so fucking tired of having viruses on my tv screen when I watch my pirated Big Bang Theory.
>>706446628
>works in a tech field
>macs are vastly superior
>everything but gaming
3D.
>>706430521
why are you pulling a Hillary?
![f977f75304f2b2dc0f6a5c34118d1cce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TsTgvnL.jpg "f977f75304f2b2dc0f6a5c34118d1cce[1].jpg")
>>706443093
>>706443769
>>706443518
You guys don't see the single bent pin? This image is horrendous!
I'm kinda sad that this thread will disappear soon
>>706444651
Convert .H2O to .JPG
>>706442941
>It's not a good sound experience unless you can hear a guy taking a piss across the street from the studio where whatever they are playing was recorded.
Audiophiles and pedophiles belong in the same mental ward
>>706444651
German engineering does it again
>>706447199
Are you inside my computer right now?
>>706444508
Still got a battery in it fam
Gay
>>706450487
that looks like something pulled out of an object that is meant to go to space
>>706443740
My nigga.
>>706443037
Genius
>>706446628
Yes, my shill! Tell the goyim we're not shit! YES!
>>706443093
top kek
>>706427081
Parents smoked. Mine looks like that. Still works
>>706450458
will still work "fam"
>>706445340
>>706446178
I love you
>>706430237
It ain't easy...
>>706452097
Bein cheesy
>>706446628
>works in a tech field
>owns both macs and computers
>implying macs != computers
seems qualified
>>706429818
what every ipod classic looks like after a few days of usage
>>706447927
ELM
ElectricLivesMatter
>>706442941
Is that supposed to be art?
>>706440414
Sweet steam punk pc bro
>>706453636
Nah man, 100% function
Makes my MP3s sound amazing!
>>706443654
/b/ summed up in 1 post
>>706453740
>mp3 plus that setup
topkek my nigga
>>706454751
I agree, which is why I converted them to FLAC to get that extra boost in fidelity
>>706455136
>converted them to FLAC
>FLAC
>not converting them to wav
ishiggydiggy
>>706441750
>that lightbulb
what the fuck
>>706441545
>>706441647
i had the same intel, the rad was fixed like a dirty bastard. i should find it back and take some photo, and this shit still work, without path too lol
>>706429590
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD
>>706455732
the nigger makes it worse
ahahahaha
>>706430521
>seagate
>>706442791
>have a wire in hand
>cut it
>if he got it in his hand, it's already fucking cut
>>706441478
what is that, elmers glue?
>>706442485
does anyone have those three with the twisted in game screenshot ?
>>706446914
>Apple products are overpriced, this is a fact.
>Only good thing they have going for them is that their laptops are more reliable than Acer and HP.
pick one
>>706427607
>>706427851
>>706427929
>>706428769
>>706428939
>>706433261
>>706436260
>>706436960
>>706441778
>>706442205
>>706443764
>>706447546
The MacBook is a brilliant piece of technology. Faggots like you would never realise because you know nothing about technology. Smh.
>>706458158
>that bait
>>706435940
the water would rust the pcb and the contact, it would also fry because the capacitors on a psu are still charged
>>706458428
>>706458802
How is it bait? Give reasons for why it's inferior to other products
>>706458158
>(You)
so many yous
>>706458925
you keep lowering the quality of your bait man
>>706427081
war veteran
>>706455732
Stick to backa ball Jamal.
>>706438313
its overpriced for the performance but they do usually last forever without any maintenance and its harder for them to get viruses than a windows system, that is why they are so popular with rich people who don't know jackshit about computers. i wouldn't suggest buying one though if you have the time to learn about basic computer maintenance then go on and learn it'll it save you the waste of buying a mac or getting your pc repaired; it's not hard to learn about the basics.
>>706455528
>>706455136
Converting mp3s to flacs enhances the quality because flacs are more better
>>706459292
fuck off slime
>>706427607
Samsung pls go
>>706459627
Good one retard
>>706459677
>how to loose eyes.webm
>>706459850
plz repost
>>706458925
Its specialized and not meant for every day usage by every day people, which isnt necessarily a good thing.
Its' for faggoty artists and literally nobody else.
>>706441478
if that's thermal paste then poor rubbing alcohol on it, i had to deal with this once and the rubbing alcohol takes it all off
>>706426780
>inb4 ass mad poorfags jizz their cargo shorts
>>706443320
triggered
