How can i be permanently ban from 4chan?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How can i be permanently ban from 4chan?
Post CP
>>706420012
Got few permabans just for posting adult pictures. So post cute teens and cp ban it is.
>>706420204
but i don't have any
>>706420326
go get some
check dubs on /po/
>>706420012
>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
Can i just aks the mods?
MODS!
>>706420356
but i don't want to, I just want permaban pwety please
>>706420232
>Got few permabans just for posting adult pictures
So you're saying you are currently evading a permaban? That is against the rules.
>>706420540
STFU fag!!!!
>>706420411
but you would be facing the same way
>>706420496
go read the rules, find a way to break em. its ez
>>706420591
>how to meme?
>>706420012
I posted a corpse with brains spilling out and wrote "NIGGER" ten times on /a/ hoping to get permabanned from 4chan. Only got a 3 day ban.
ban me please
>>706420012
Just tell everybody you're only 16. We'll all report you for breaking rules and you will win.
>>706420685
I'm 5 you fucking faggot
>>706420680
what did the tshirt say before shopping?
>>706420680
FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm 12 and i love 9gag
>>706420874
>what did the tshirt say before shopping?
Are you fucking new? It says "I <3 CP" in real life.
>Cedar Point
>>706420824
Yea, because that is believable.
>>706420012
>post a young looking adult and say she's only 14 or some shit, that should do it
>>706420903
Enjoy 30 day ban, mods don't take 12 years old as a joke like they would 5 years old.
>>706420933
i see
>>706420204
whats cp, my friends in middle school wont tell me
>>706420680
MOAAAAAAR
Use Tor and try to start a thread
That's cp
Please ban
>>706420956
shit I fucked up
Im 16 dammit, SIXTEEN !
>>706420012
don't google 4chan.
>>706421126
>Use Tor and try to start a thread
Uhhh, that won't ban him unless he's always going to use TOR you fucking idiot. It hides your IP address, so as soon as he tries to go back to 4chan on a normal browser, he'll be okay.
>>706421137
well played
>>706421137
MODSSS
>>706421126
Tor isn't 100% secure on standard www internet sites.
>>706420204
>>706420232
This dude, do it
>>706420204
Do it. No balls
MODS!!!!!!
I habe 2 years
Mod here, who wants ban?
>>706422330
Impersonating a mod = BANNNNNNNNNNNNNED
>>706420012
roll quads to bring back the game
>>706422330
Ohh sir mod me no pls
>>706422330
me seriously, im op
>>706420656
I second this
>>706422444
that trips.
>>706422330
me too but im not op
>>706422506
silly bandz, cp confirmed, goodbye faggot
>>706422506
th - thats cp
>>706422639
No ban yet
>>706422506
She's young yes, but legal though fag
>>706422506
>>706422409
Lol, why would I ban myself, faggot?
>>706422731
why cant you ban me then?
>>706422821
No bannable offense has happened.
MODS
>>706422865
do people think shrieking this really does anything?
>>706422858
but i'm Sixteen bro
>>706420680
CPH probably. Seen the shirt before.
>>706422858
You clearly haven't read rule #9 newfag
>>706422988
Prove it. Why would I believe a faggot anon?
COME AT ME MODZ ! BAN ME
>>706422702
makin me hungry
>>706423116
this nigga
There is no way to get permabanned without posting cp or childmodels. Jailbait COULD be enough if the mod is a fag but it is not likely. Every other rulebreaking will be banned for 3 days or a week or so.
>>706423078
Because CPH stands for anything. Fucking idiot.
>>706423294
CPHxC xD RAAaaawwWWWRRRR
Every 3 days check dubs and trips on /pol/
>>706422858
Hi i would like to intoduce the brand NESTLÉ. An incredible company that kill a lot of people around the world. Please buy some shit.
Im also a mod.
Btw im 14
>>706423097
cause i'm a faggot, and you know its true.
>>706423365
Autism
>>706423272
people say child models like its somehow better.
rot you dirty nigger.
you shitpost to the max
>>706420874
>>706423078
the shirt says cp. which isn't surprising.
decent human beings wouldn't know what cp stands for around here.
Thus they wouldn't have any reason to not use the abbreviation for something else.
>>706423517
I know.
Taking pics of a ten year old in bikini is just as bad as filming her getting deepthroated.
It is litterally the same and should be treated identical.
>>706423681
Cedar Point sells CP t-shirts. Js.
>>706420874
>>706420933
>>706423078
>>706423681
It stands for I love Carrie Phisher. It's a Star Wars shirt. Fucking fags.
>>706420012
well you can post some PTHC forums, that would make every1 happy before you get banned!
ACN provides you with opportunity. The opportunity to own a home-based business with the total support of ACN behind you every step of the way.
At ACN, Independent Business Owners simply offer the services that people are already using and spending money on every day, including phone service, wireless, natural gas and electricity, merchant services, high-speed Internet, TV, home security and automation and more. So there’s no change in buying habits, and you’ll never have to convince someone to purchase products they don’t need or can’t afford.
>>706423606
but i haven't ascertained that level of bone-headed-ness
>>706423681
I'd bet both nuts that most of the "decent human beings" on the internet have never heard of Cedar Point.
OP, google "little girls in beach", then post one pic.
>>706420012
WAIT. Why do you even want permabanned?
Do you have urgent financial needs? Get a fast money loan without a credit investigation with Money Supplier. Apply now and get up to 700$ within 24h. You are a few clicks away from the desired amount in your account. With Money Supplier, get a confidential and renewable personal loan. Contact us now!
>>706423975
It's true. It doesn't have to be CP or anything, just a girl in a swimsuit. This one time on one of those "last 2 digits of your post is your girlfriends age, post a pic when you find out" my friend posted a picture of like a 10 year old girl in a normal swim suit at the beach and got banned. He hasn't been able to get back on since then.
>>706424017
hes playing this game
Please ban me
>>706420933
O-HIO represent
>>706423874
cmon, i want some PTHC forums!!!
>>706420012
>go to libre chan dot net
>bring something back
>be gone forever
>>706423975
done
>>706423878
Kek
This thread is about to get real bad, real fast. I'm out
>>706424444
QUAD FOURS HAVE SPOKEN
ABANDON THREAD
hi i'm a 13 year old finish girl and i hate anime also didn't know moot was Japanese x3
>>706421370
I just downloaded tor, when it finished the movie I was watching on demand turned off by its self. Are the spooks on to me?
fokin fagz wut is dis tred? I'm 12 btw.
>>706424444
>>706424444
>>706424533
WE OUT THIS BITCH
>>706424541
nice one kid, i almost believed you.....
>>706424444
Yes, my Lord.
>>706424444
bailing on quad4's, what a b0ss
>>706424541
13 year old finshed girl.
>>706424575
No, it is just slow and unstable.
Also, make sure you go into your options and turn the security up all of the way. It will run waaaaaaaaaaaay slower, but it will increase your privacy.
And ALWAYS UPDATE every time you launch the program. Just in case there is any updates. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS.
Lol OP won't post cp.
is it really this hard to get a ban
>>706421137
This is also a great album..
>>706424832
this fag right here can't wait for op to post cp
>>706424663
MODDDDDDDDS
OP HERE. I totally just got banned, fuck yes!
>>706424758
Will do, any other tips? I don't think I'm gonna get on anything messed up just wanna have a look see n peak around a bit.
oh no
>>706424860
My mother has a huge record collection and I found a book on erotica on album covers amongst it when I was 13.
My first beat offs were to images like this.. I'm totally hebe now. Even somewhat pedo. Think it influenced me a bit.
>>706424758
>>706425058
And turn off javascript first thing.
>about:config
>search for javascript.enabaled
>toggle to "no"
>>706420012
just wait for hiro to pull the plug
>>706425093
similarly, lying in bed with 2 10yr old girls kissing and fingering at the tender age of 11 has made my tastes a little bit hebe
>>706425058
>go to hidden wiki
>cp section
>????
>V&
>>706425207
Ten inch of my heart is a little better then the one person that thinks I am right now
>>706425311
the way his slippers are same color as carpet, makes his feet look retarded
>>706425320
So fucking ugly.
>>706425166
Why would you want to disable JavaScript?
>>706425207
> Torch
> Central Park
> Have fun
>>706425091
I want to bury my face in there.
How to use Tor 101:
> about:config
> searh for javascript.enabled
> turn that shit off
> see that 'S' on your top left?
> click it
> forbid scripts globally or you're fucked
> don't even dare to maximize your window, websites can track you if you do
> don't click on suspicious links or you're fucked dumbo
> try to stick with the legit sites, you can find them...
> at the Hidden Wiki; http://mijpsrtgf54l7um6.onion/
If you need some onion links, tell me.
>>706424102
teach him how to ban evade, so he can get
banned again for ban evading
>>706425058
Just know any any standard www / regular browser site leave you slightly vulnerable always. TOR does help a lot with protection, but think of it as a proxy more than anything when using standard sites. So going to Google in TOR and searching illegal things is a big NO.
The real darkweb beings when you access .onion sites. But even those can have government watching. You can find a lot of resources on Reddit as far as darkmarket sites and such.
Basically don't assume you have a God shield, because there is always a possibility someone is watching, or that you are leaving a trace (if you are caught in the future.)
>>706425412
Vulnerable. It can run stuff in the background that you don't even know. Only allow it to have access when you're on a page you know.
This is now a get thread.
>>706425648
>>706425756
Go finish your homework, kid.
>google "Nudism"
>find lil' cuties
>...
>test the hammer
>>706425648
>>706425756
you guys suck ass, these are doubles.
>>706425875
no these are dubs m8
>>706425490
Was that from dogma?
>>706425875
lol fuck off ez dubs
>>706425913
fuk
>>706425865
better google this:
>nudist pageant
>>706425928
Yea, that is Alanis Morissette.
>>706425851
see, calling someone rolling for 'gets' a kid just shows how much of a newfag you are. If you're still not used to 'get' then you've been here >1year
>>706425932
>>706425930
>>706425913
>>706425875
>>706425756
>>706425648
Samefagging this hard.
>>706420540
No fun allowed.
>>706425975
Damn I forgot how ugly she was
>>706426021
you're retarded
>>706425534
What are some good onion links?
>>706426003
Get threads are and have always been the cancer of /b/. Maybe you forgot but for awhile post ID's were hidden to avoid it?
