hey /b/, i have a question??? ?i have a bad yeast infection in my vag00no and i want my girlfriend to eat me kitty out this weekend but it won't be gone by then?? ? would she die if she ate me out with my puss like this?? ?
pls im embarrassed but i need an answer.
Holy fucking shit I'm now gay
i know its gross but /b/ loves gross things i do too i'll eat my own yeast for you with timestamp if you want just tell me if its safe!! !
Any clear pict?
>>706408902
im in the dark right now and i dont feel like getting up because my p00si is really itchy and smelly so i cant take one.
youre neither a girl nor is this an infection. its a bad quality pic of a sock in a vagina..
>>706408474
Timestamp first then we answer
>>706408953
How long you had that? But there's always a reason
>>706408953
so scratch it and take a pic
>>706408997
Exactly
Clean it
???
Profit
this is the best i can do for a pic now
>>706409077
for like 5 days because diabetes
>>706409170
i tried i shower every day and scratch it with a spoon and everything and it only makes it worse???
dont get her to eat you out, go to doctor
dont be a fucking autist
>>706409422
but she said she would do it if she knew it was safe.
![Dragging_Entrails_Artwork_ml[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qqnpEXf.jpg "Dragging_Entrails_Artwork_ml[1].jpg")
>>706409327
Hey guys! It's the girl from the new Dragging Entrails cover!
I think you have 2 vaginas.
>>706409327
I think you should go to doctor. Seems unusual infection for me, especially if it's because diabetes
>>706409493
never understood why these metal bands make their cover text look more illegible then graffiti
>>706409530
just don't go for any risk. Even if it's safe for you, it doesn't mean it would be safe to be eat out
i know i should see a doctor but my question is is yeast fungus safe to eat? please, my girlfriend and i like drinking eachothers piss and sniffing our farts we want to know.
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>706409851
crikey, well hey if you like doing that stuff just gamble it, who cares if you get sick for a few days
>>706409365
lol
No you imbecile, a yeast infection is not safe to eat. Would you eat rotting, spoiled food ? A piece of bread with fungus growths ? She could get an infection in the colon, which could eventually lead to sepsis, she could get a particularly resilient slash of spores in her lungs, which could kill her etc.
>>706409851
No, not safe you fucker. Imagine your yeast infection in her mouth and how she will feel having that stuff attached to her tongue itching and smelling that bad.
Now go see a fucking doctor you moron.
>>706410221
fuck that's grim as, maybe dont let her eat your dead cunny flesh op
>>706409365
I would eat your yeast
>this thread
>>706410221
but is there something we can do to prevent death but still eat it?? Like spit it out and not swallow it?
>>706410278
that's okay with me
>>706409851
Get some plain natural set yogurt and shove it up there. Repeat twice daily for 5 days. Cheap fix.
If your girlfriend eats it good chance she'll get oral thrush. Cracked tongue. Painful to swallow. OTC treatment available for that.
Source: 16 years microbiologist for pathology lab
>>706410378
>spit it out
m8 you always swallow
>>706410319
but it's just a yeast infection not poison mushrooms. there yeast in my pussy all the time just usually not this much so i thought it might be ok?
>>706410378
>>706410498
It can be fatal you fucking mongoloid, go to the doctor you fuck
Stop being a goddamn lazy cunt
>>706410378
You clearly don't understand how infection spread and fungus works. It doesn't matter that she'll spit it out later or swallow it. But the problem is in her tongue and mouth
>>706409734
Right?
>>706410221
Fuck off idiot. It's yeast. It's not gonna kill her.
>>706410498
more infected pussy pics. spread that puseei
>>706410378
Dude...
Monistat is about 5 bucks in any drug store...
>>706410423
so say she ate me out, got thrush, and got it treated, everything would be fine?
>>706410622
dubs demands.
>>706410378
Yes, you boil Listerine to 200*c and flush your vaginal tract with that. You will become infertile , suffer from third degree burns, be unable to pee without a catheter but she will be able to eat out as much as she wants by tomorrow.
>>706410498
fucks sake op are you just looking for that one anon to say it's fine to eat, you dumb cunt, just go see a fucking doctor and hold off your eating out till it's better
>>706410655
Nigga thrush ain't fuckin okay, it's fucking nasty, why would you subject anyone else to a fucking infection
>>706408474
med fag here. no she wont die. might taste a lil strong but thats it. now post my pussy ....for science
>>706408880
yea it's pretty much safe
>>706410423
Yeah great advice, that would at least triple the growth of the infection.
>>706408474
I'd better die than put my dick inside this hellhole
>>706410717
ok youre probably right im being a little bit of a faggot right now BUT.. she REALLY wants to taste it .
Listen just role play it it will all be good pretend to be the pillsbury doughboy and your girl can enjoy your pillsbury toaster strudel.
>profit
>>706410378
the infection could spread inside her intestines and eventually to all her digestive tube. you might get her to the hospital if you let her eat that shit. fungus infections are hard to eliminate if not localized.
>>706410655
Yes. No problems at all.
Dear OP, stop being stubborn
>>706408474
Fukin aye... Blow Torch that nigga in yo Vag !
>>706408474
OP, pic related.
All you other newfags: this is a dude trolling you until proven otherwise. Stop being such newfags.
>>706410904
i posted pussy with timestamp same thing.
>Toaster Strudel
MY SIDES
>>706410800
Then fucking let her. And let her take the consequences. Do you need a fucking green light from /b/, to get your gf to eat your nasty ass vaginal fungus?
>>706410950
post more pussy nasty bitch
>>706410950
Pussy =//= Tits
Post tits, ploxs
>>706410759
It's not that bad. Untreated it's annoying yeah. Treat it straight away and all good. Let them have their fun. If eating someone elses cunt bread is their thing, enjoy. At least she's asking the right questions before going at it blindly.
>>706410904
Fucking new fag learn to read
>>706410966
well we were gonna film it to show you fags.
>>706410800
holy fuck kys op if shes gonna eat it anyway why even fucking post here, its an infection, its probably gonna infect her too and you know it.
jesus christ you're being a faggot
>>706411050
I would rather eat my own fetus.
PUSSY & TITS or gtfo
Post a vid you eat it now. Then you'll know if it's safe or not
>>706411050
oh god please deliver i beg you
>>706410498
God fucking damnit you're nasty
>>706410766
Lactibacillus found in natural set yogurt kills yeast. Look it up dipshit. It's what lives naturally in the vaginas to suppress influx of yeast growth. In diabetics, immunosuppressed or even patients on antibiotics the Lactibacillus dies off allowing yeast to grow rampantly.
So go fuck yourself and keep your idiotic responses to yourself.
ok this weekend i'll tell her its ok then we'll go to the doctor the day after to make sure she wont die. we'll film it too so look out for it
Can you post more vag ? so nice
>>706411269
i dont do the yogurt trick becaue diabetes.
>>706410763
you forgot that her bf/gf/whatever, a few days after "eating", probably gets a bunch of unreasonably painful infections and diseases.
>>706411302
But try it by yourself now and film it
>>706411412
no i dont like gross things as much as she does. i only sniff and drink her piss i dont sniff her farts like she does. she wanted to eat my shit once too but i told her no.
Just rollin for more pussy pics.
>>706411368
natural yogurt has no sugar or shit that triggers your diabeetus. do it.
and i know i said i'd do it but im getting mixed responses i dont want thrash but i dont care if my girlfriend gets it.
>>706411470
Post a pic of her
>>706411368
I can understand that. Just some canesten pessaries then. Unless it's glabrata strain. You need boric acid for that.
Not sure what's otc where you are. Boric acid pessaries here need script from doctor.
>>706411470
stop replying with no pussy pics you dumb fuck
Mmmmm, greek yogurt, my favey
>>706411470
Your gf is into some nasty shit. Pics of her?
>>706411470
>>706411527
This is some degenerate shit right here
>Indian fucks replying "post more pussy pic"
Kys terrorist niggers
>>706411550
>>706411638
>>706411527
Being diabetic and having vaginally thrush you're almost guaranteed to get oral if you do.
>>706408474
Canesten Pessaries‎ work a lot quicker then the cream imo. wear cotton underwear. keep away from heavily scented soaps, use water instead. will take 2-3 days.
>>706411796
>girlfriend
>female
>>706411796
Yeah your good worst case scenario you go pick up another one from prison
>>706409851
youre fucking disgusting
>>706411796
fuuuuuuuuck im out
>>706411796
That face is uglier than the infected pussy
>>706411796
Any nudes of ur girl ?
>>706408474
>>706409327
Baking soda is harmless to your vag but it will kill all yeast, bacteria & fungus. Mix baking soda in water and get that mixture deep inside. Better use alot of it.
Make a video of the washing and post it here
>>706408474
If i had to fuck that pussy in order to repopulate humanity after a nuclear war i would let humanity die
>>706412024
my ex done this and it legit worked, just make sure to do it in the bath because it can get a little messy
>>706411796
>as expected
>>706412053
Just cover face I'm sure the pussy is fine, it might have acne tho
>>706412024
this.
my girlfriend had a ton of yeast after I played with all sorts of foods and destroyed the bacterial harmony of her moist crevice. Just a couple of hours of baking soda truly made a difference.
>>706412137
>bacterial harmony of her moist crevice
kek
>>706412114
No the most i could do is cut my dick off throw it to her and let her fuck herself with that
>>706412114
my pussy looks a lot better when its not infected(:
>>706412259
show a pic then
How many grills are on this thread? UwU
>>706412313
roll for this shit
>>706408474
If that is what you pussy looks like, you need to see a fucking gynecologist NOW.
>>706408474
get a female condom/dental dam.
not this but the sexual version.
also that doesnt look good you should probably go have a doctor look at it and prescribe some kind of medication because it looks like your pussy is about to invert itself
>>706412599
whoops forgot the picture
>>706411796
She's hot. Post some nudes!
whoops while trying to take another picture i prolapsed because i was pushing too hard so im going to the doctor in an hour
>>706408880
Eat. The. Fucking. Yeast.
>>706412716
called it
>>706412716
show pic of it
>>706412716
Lol
>>706411866
Results differ between patients. Some have higher success with the cream. Being a diabetic she'd be better off with long course treatment. 3 - 5 day cream/pessary as opposed to the one shot treatments.
>>706408474
use that yeast to create bread - offer it in your school / workplace share with friends
If dubs OP posts pic of her eating the yeast, the nasty bitch
>>706412855
>>706412991
Bread won't rise. Need specific bakers yeast. Would be better to brew some beers with it.
>>706413002
Rerollll
Alcohol or even vinegar tends to kill shit
>>706412716
Pic needed for science.
Someone cap this thread.
Put me in.
>>706413087
better yet just vomit into your own asshole and save yourself time.
>>706412716
Waiting for op
Not really sure why tho
>>706413131
Alcohol has yeast and can cause more problems. Vinegar has a second benefit of tightening the vag up again.
>>706408474
Listen, eat cloves of garlic. Buy plain yogurt and stuff pussy with it, it will restore bendficial bacteria you need.
bump for prolapse pussy
one more bump for that nasty pussi
do it OP
MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN
>>706408474
Bumping for that vaginitis
>moar pussy
Not surprised
Pussy parmesan
Cunt cheddar
Cheesy vagina, nothing wrong with that dank yeast smegma
>>706409493
Good band
>>706413645
what, are you fucking gay?
>>706413316
Natural set. Plain yogurt will still be full.of sugar. One dips hit patient here decided to get strawberry yogurt so she could eat the leftovers. That caused an awesome infection and her doctor thinking she had a fistula due to food remnants being found up inside here. Doctor didn't piece it together originally. Took lab staff to work it out from prior medical history. Patient didn't originally disclose what she'd done due to.embassies.
>>706409493
That font is disgusting
>>706409734
Because not being able to read album covers is totally metal
Best thread I've read in a while, thanks op
>>706409530
Common infection for diabetics.
Pretty sure OP is kill, and her 'girl'friend will soon follow.
>>706414155
We can only dream anon
>>706408474
OP, if you're alive and still too autistic for a doctor, google Canesten for the infection.
Someone has baked and eaten a sourdough bread with their vaginal yeast before so it's probably not that lethal.
Holy mother fucking shit I have seen some shit on /b/ but you take the cake you cunt omfg Jesus this is bad
New fag here, my first super autistic experience.
>this thread
>>706416596
Wait till you see some dirty fuck posting pics of period blood clots bro.
>>706417768
Sweet mother of cucks...
>>706417768
Two words bro; vaginal bacon.
Google that shit.
>>706417858
How about fuck no.
I've seen enough of that fucking shit to not eat out a pussy in years.
someone cap this thread, im too lazy
this is so foul.
how are you okay with this girl? damn, having a vagina is not that difficult. does being a diabetic mean you deal with yeast more? If so why the hell just take care of your diet? Wear only cotton panties and none while you sleep. Coots need to breathe. Ever go to a gyno to check this crap out?
I keep my ph levels on point, it only gets a little gnarly post period due to using tampons or after I get cream pied. So I would do a warm water and hydrogen peroxide solution douche after to keep it up. I suggest that, it is the most gentle in your cunt because it balances the ph. Be careful of any feminine products, they'll just further fuck up your ph.
also sweet Jesus don't eat vaginal yeast anyone it is just straight up bacteria
