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where has Alister Kyle gone?
>>706396293
Dunedin reporting, how are we all tonight?
I'm currently doing a shit load of absolute nothing and it's fucking boring.
>>706396703
Watching cricket. Might head to bed now.
>>706396763
fuck I forgot the crickets on, how we going? gonna chuck on a stream and watch that.
Yo cunts, sth Canterbury checking in
>>706396872
We were going OK but Latham just got out.
>>706396905
eh, not too shabby to be honest.
>>706397020
Umpires are shit. They missed the edge and didn't give Latham out, he walked.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>706396506
haha classic!
>>706397152
They've been fairly dodgy all of the game to be honest with you.. for both teams.
ITT: Full of brown skinned poor fags that needs to be eradicated.
>>706397020
watch us get cucked by India AGAIN
>>706397232
I'm not brown, or poor.
Your statement is invalid.
>>706397288
I'm waiting for us to collapse again.
>>706397228
Yeah it hasn't been bias, just shit overall. These two umpires are generally pretty good.
>>706397308
at least aus got a hiding yesterday
When you grab your wife by the hair does she kick or say baaaaa?
>>706397385
true that.. missed that game unfortunately.
>>706397384
Yeah, there was one earlier today that was questionable.. should've been given out (as an LBW) but i guess the umpire thought he got an edge onto it
Thread is 20mins old. Time to ask where the nudes at.
>>706397795
post em if you got em
>>706397866
Haven't seen that one before...
>>706397384
fucking Santner got out... 15 LBW's so far this game, holy fucking crap.
>>706397913
not gonna post more unless someone else starts posting new shit..
going to work for 6 months in Aussie in a week, should I be worried?
>>706398000
I don't have any real new stuff.
>>706398381
that's the biggest issue right now, nobody has new shit or even OC they're willing to share.
>>706398431
It's a NZ thread, oc is doxxed
>>706396293
>Christchurch
Evening
>>706398510
It's the internet. EVERYTHING IS DOXXED.
Is it bad that I ironically voted for Colin Craig last election?
le gf
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>706397865
Chink-182
>>706399821
Please sir, may I have some more?
>>706399988
do they need to be from Dunedin or is NZ as a whole good enough?
>>706399773
here
>>706400067
Dunedin preferably but I ain't picky
Who NZ/pol/ here?
>>706400382
Dunedin is extremely hard to get at the moment, nobody is sharing anywhere.
Where to get some dank weed on the shore?
>>706400459
What you got so far is top notch!
>>706400732
unforunately i don't have much that i haven't already posted, or that i really would like to share.
>>706400706
no fucking clue but has it ever been determined which exact Bunnings Warehouse that photo was taken at?
Dunedin reporting in, whats with the tragic lack of maori porn?
>>706400867
bruh i don't even think i have any maori nudes saved from anywhere
>>706400929
I mean just in general, they're an absolute pain to find anywhere
>>706401051
i've never actually looked for it to be perfectly honest with you.
i'm sure it's out there somewhere!
>>706400867
8ch has some
insta - josie.edan
>>706400864
Yeah I ain't got much either...
sup fagoots? any of you been upgraded to gigabit yet?
>>706401174
link
>>706401241
i mean, i have some but i really don't want to share them, because of it being traced back to me, that's the issue.
>>706401292
have gigatown, noticed it's improved since the nationwide launch. extremely happy.
>>706400864
man i wish i knew too! does anyone have the picture of her inside the bunnings? i saw on facebook but it was blurred...
>>706401292
It is expensive (for consumers)
Wholesale is actually cheaper than 100/20 atm.
>>706401223
Pit hair
>>706401292
Got it this year when I went flatting, its pretty dope
>>706400864
>>706400864
>no fucking clue but has it ever been determined which exact Bunnings Warehouse that photo was taken at?
Rotorua I think
>>706401394
i got u fam
>>706401382
Know what you mean bruv
>>706401367
8ch net/nz
>>706401477
holy shit shes hot
>>706401382
post it in the vola less people
>>706401477
not gay but i love you.
is it just these 2 pics or are there more?
the picture from outside looks so similar to bunnings in porirua but the only picture i found on google seemed to have a different garden area where she is standing... il go for a drive sometime to see.
>>706401473
I'm from Rotorua and it isn't that bunnings
>>706401473
nah it's not, it's in Australia. apparently Cannington WA from what i can read.
>>706399788
top kek
>>706401580
i think there's only these two although isn't she a model or something? because i found this picture..
>>706401292
Is that better than UFB?
>>706401688
if your PC can handle it, definitely.
>>706401561
what's the vola room thing again? i was in there last night and posted a few things but didn't bookmark it.
>>706401688
It is UFB, it's just at gigabit speeds
>>706401688
It is a speed option.
>>706401685
looks like a less-hot version of this
>>706401810
Looks like a man
>>706401890
>>706401876
>>706400864
Thats the Porirua Bunnings
>>706401930
More?
>>706401686
found this on abbywinters.. now im gonna try find more haha
>>706396293
Any tron girls want to fuck?
>>706402298
post face
jackpot on bunnings girl, shes obviously not so amatuer it seems
https://www.abbywinters.com/girl_girl/ripping_clothes/ella_c_laney#shoot-images
Anyone in hastings got a bin?
Good times. Went to school near New Plymouth for a year once.
Didn't fuck any local girls though, just a girl from the german exchange program.
>>706402386
had to laugh at these google autocomplete results.
>>706402363
im good looking but theres no way im posting my face on here
>>706402603
Come pussy, just post face for me x
>>706402386
is she a kiwi or just some whore visiting?
>>706402603
snapchat
>>706402556
Kek
>>706402556
hahah all of australasia wants to find her it seems
>>706402658
drop your kik and send me some timestamped tits and then youll see my face
>>706402660
she's australian.
>>706402727
Sounds good, haven't had a good fuck in awhile
>>706402727
if you're good looking why is it so had for you to get laid?
>>706402834
I'm also in Tron. If you want a below average fuck hit me up.
>>706402660
shes an australian model / amatuer porn star?
>>706402727
not in the tron just wanted you to post face :(
>>706402834i
m in tok if you wanna get stoned on bush weed and ganged by me and my mangu kaha niggas hmu
>>706402884
How big are you? ;)
>>706402850
because i am autistic. why do you think i am on the chans.
>>706403012
Big enough to do a below average job apparently.
>>706397385
always good when that happens and they copped a good flogging
>>706397472
>not gagging your wife to keep her quiet
>no sticking your wifes back legs in your gumboots to stop her kicking
fucken dumb aussies
>>706402738
so whore
>>706402298
So no one?
>>706403415
post face
>>706403453
My face or just a face?
>>706403518
your face
>>706403553
on here? Nah. I think i'll just head to bed. You're a dude right?
>>706403518
post my face
>>706403615
I'm not a dude
>>706403671
That's what the last guy said, but to be honest I wish my girlfriend looked half as good as he did.
My names Cassie, I'm in the tron
>>706403415
i was approached by some auckland modelling company when i was in kmart once. i told them to get bent.
i have been a loner my whole life and have huge intimacy issues, just because i look good doesnt mean i dont have huge problems.
cancer thread
>>706403875
Sounds interesting. Kik?
>>706403794
Any beystings? One of the pics looked like Molly xD
Yo reporting from akl here any pics?
>>706404139
Oh nice.
>>706404139
was that photo before of you sucking cock?
>>706404139
post butt pls
>>706404139
Anyway, I should get to bed. I might send face tomorrow. How do I contact you?
>>706404326
i dunno dude, i've met dudes with long hair and nails
>tits
>can be wearing bra if you like
>>706404243
yo if you're from akl don't mention it, the rest of the country hate us
>>706404517
But best poster is from there
>>706404409
No it wasn't.
>>706404436
Post snapchat
Any North Canterbury here? Specifically Hurunui/Waimak?
>>706404517
Why because we're the only ones who aren't bogans lmao
best poster??
>>706404615
lob35 I'm gonna wake up to so many dicks.
>>706404469
If you frequent then you seen em
>>706404781
i do and i've never seen timestamped titties in an nz thread
one for the road?
>>706404139
i recognize this memer
love ur stuff btw
>>706404878
newfag
>>706404928
>>706404989
>That timestamp
10/10
>>706404989
fuck.. would love a pussy shot
>>706404928
>>706404989
I wish she would post more of these, but seems like she's spooked ever since being doxxed.
>>706405184
moar
>>706405297
Well yeah because every time I do, some cunt I know recognizes me and gets weird.
>>706404928
>>706404989
oh yeah i've seen those before. probably just from you dicktoters posting them.
>>706405443
how many people have seen your tits enough to recognise you from them?
>>706400706
Good fucking luck. Auckland is dry as lately.
>>706405443
If they already know it's you then why does it matter?
>>706405506
thank you god. Those are some nice perky
>>706405584
Not many people have seen my tits irl. They're big and I got thicc lips, not that hard.
>>706405525
my missus posted some on here a while back but iv never really seen them pop up again.
>>706404615
Also from the tron.
Would you fuck an indian dude?
>>706405777
DG????
>>706405917
I wish they were back.
who are some good sluts to follow on insta or snapchat?
>>706405865
Oh, I said before that im not from the tron i just wanted to see his face lol
I would not fuck an indian dude
>>706405986
Why not?
>>706405917
The gang's all here ;-;
>>706405917
That might be her, but we typically have better quality milk. If theres any of her in a specific pair of panties then I would be able to tell
>>706406031
Because from experience they're rude. I mean that may not reflect on you but being treated like an object by any man isn't the go and indian dudes have just come across hardcore in that respect.
That and the fact I overheard a bunch of them bragging about their "white women trophies" how none of us are wifeable and how they dream to turn the sweetest white girl in to their whores. /cringe
>>706406258
Not to mention they get rapey when drunk like they have a right to this ass.
>>706405506
any more would be greatly appreciated.
>>706406258
Do you even know any indians?
>>706406258
I deal with them a lot through my work, it's weird that maybe 4/5 of them smell really bad.
>>706406438
Indians dont post in nz threads or go on the tinychat room
>>706406258
yeah that sounds unpleasant. I'm French so typically I like to take a girl out. All my kiwi mates look at me like I'm retarded for treating someone the way I would wanna be treated if the tables where turned
>>706406525
kek
I'm Indian but I've been brought up here and can assure you our new generation is better that the 20-30 year old dudes
>>706406502
I know one indian from nzcam.
>>706406525
*tips fedora*
>>706406525
there's that fag talk we talked about
>>706406482
nah your not the only one. Typically Moroccan or any African type black dudes can smell pretty rank, same with Indians. But its typically to do with hormones, just means they need to wash a lot more than anyone else
>>706406525
This.
This is what guys should be doing, sick of feeling like the only way I'll get laid is if I put out on the first date. The least creepiest dudes out there are the euro guys.
>>706406628
>I know one indian from nzcam.
Who?
>>706406595
>'If I tell them new-gen Indians are courteous, then maybe they will fuck us'
people think indians are creepy cause this shit is painfully easy to see through. use your actions not your words
>>706406628
>>706406632
you might think I'm a fat homo bearded fuck, but what the fuck would the two of you know, you linger B like you have a purpose other than being lonely sacks of shit? Vas mange des coullies dun mouton, gross con
>>706406696
Why thank you!
if you go overseas to somewhere like Spain I can promise you that you would be treated a lot better than any guy here has ever done
>>706406696
>The least creepiest dudes out there are the euro guys
Really? I was always under the assumption that euros were sleazy as fuck.
>>706406873
I see what you mean but I didn't say that to increase my chances of getting fucked, i said it just to point out that Indians will get better eventually after having a whole generation growing up in nz, the environment you grow up in definitely has an affect on your personality. All the Indian immigrants who came from India have different views in terms of respect for white women compared to Indian men who grew up around them
>>706396293
My dad left NZ about 2 weeks ago, first thing he tells me is that an ounce at the cheapest costs him 70 bucks. Man I hate this island
IDbro was Indian. Fact.
>>706407460
This is b8
He was Asian
>>706407460
idbro was korean you fucking newfag
>>706407366
well they say believe in half of what you see and none of what you hear. Punter...
>>706407366
Difference is
>our dudes think it's romantic to ask for pussy
>euro dudes make an artform out of wooing. if you're not into it they back off.
Personally when I'm into someone, the second the word pussy is mentioned I'm straight turned off. It's kind like if you were to ay cunt in the U.S, there it represents a gross, used up vagina.
>>706407460
Then why is he on mandatory military service in Korea right now?
>>706407698
That feeling when a kiwi defends my people
Feels Good Mayne <3
>>706407380
second this actually, because of the point i made about white woman trophies and women being their objects. They don't get taught that by their peers cause it's not socially acceptable in an equal environment
this thread will never reach 300 smh tbh fam
>>706407018
thats very high and mighty for a frenchman
got a napoleon complex small fry?
how do i get a thicc nz gf?
>>706408104
Be nice to them.
>>706408104
be a bit more submissive, the thicc gurls who get laid are the ones that go for what they want. most of the curvy girls i've been with have made the first move, it's what they're used to.
>>706408050
small fry..... HAH. why don't you go to Hawaii like your founding father and get made into a stew. Ya gay cunt
>>706408011
these threads have always been shit
>>706408229
I'm sorta kinda thicc and I love a man who takes the lead so... You'd be surprised how many guys only secretly like curvy girls like its some taboo fetish.
>>706408337
just like what your dad eats out of his husbands asshole. BITCH!
>>706408407
yeah i don't discriminate too much. people don't care about a little extra mass once they're having sex anyway, it's more a psychological thing beforehand and also bragging to mates about that super-hot girl you fucked.
i'm bi though and naturally more submissive, but i find plenty of girls into that too.
>>706408425
dads ded
>>706408760
R.I.P :(
Tokoroa reporting in.
What happened to k-pop? Maybe I need to lurk more
>>706408824
>What happened to k-pop?
What?
>>706408930
The guy who posted dude who posted k-pop, he was nice
>>706409124
Oh. He hasn't posted here for a year now. How long have you been away from these threads kek?
>>706408335
already been mate, hawaii is fuckin sick
isnt france an isis state now?
>>706409124
you mean IDbro?
pretty sure hes dead
>>706409124
cool pic man. but how is gender different from polarity?
>>706398000
Fine
>>706409124
he literally fled the country with his 16 year old taiwanese girlfriend.
>>706409236
Lol where did you get that info, I thought our secret alliance was well hidden. My ISIS boys and me where at your mums last night bombing her butthole. its a mess I tell you
>>706409290
kek
>>706409209
I never know what time the thread is made so I just chance upon them tbh
>>706409290
Oh wow so he was idbro, I just called him k-pop...
>>706409299
Polarity is more of a scale whereas gender are more sol and luna, like a creative force and a creating power. Same same, but different
Any cute guys out there?
>>706410239
9pm
>>706410372
yh
>>706410416
kill it with fiyuh, that is one ugly hermaphrodite
>>706410396
Kek I didn't think there was an actual time thanks bro
I'm planning to move to New Zealand in about a year. Any tips for an immigrant?
I'm planning to get my master degree there, but I really want to move for good afterwards.
>>706411157
P.S.: I'm South American.
>>706411157
bro its a shit hole, why would you want to live here? unless your stinking rich. I hope your not Asian or your in for a surpirse
>>706411157
As long as you can put up with guys wanting to randomly fight you and taking there shirts off and being all hoped up on gear
>>706411379
Come on, it's not a shit hole. Maybe you gotta go places to get some perspective on what a shit hole is.
The education there seems good, the immigration process seems to be good enough, the weather is nice, the people seem very nice...
I would like to move there mostly for academic and cultural reasons. I'm full of my country's bullshit.
>>706411157
Say hello to the locals, even if the city cucks are stingy
>>706411549
What do you mean by "being all hoped up on gear"?
I'm your typical nerd, I don't go to pubs, nightclubs and the sort. Should those guys wanting to fight be a problem to me?
>>706411157
>wanting to move to NZ
this country is a fucking toilet mate. don't make the same mistake i did
>>706411674
I can do that, no problem!
>>706411755
Can you state your reasons for saying that, please?
>>706411817
it's just boring and miserable (Wellington). it's also full of cucks and hipsters. just a complete dive.
>>706411937
Well, I guess the definition of boring and miserable are subjective to some extent, but thanks anyway.
>>706412015
Ignore this cunt yeah there are annoying hipsters here but all in all its a nice city
>>706412662
fuck up cunt
Make sure you never let a girl hurt you so bad you give up what you love for pot.
