Waifu claiming thread. Don't do whatever you want edition
Previous:>>706369991
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>706375772
Someone better have made some artwork of that.
Adorable Tiger Claimed.
Claiming Felix
Gotta leave for school
Later weirdos
I love each and everyone of us
Also sacho stop being depressed, I love you bby
Night night everyone
>especially hikage and Akeno~
>>706376789
Reall freaking horny tbh
>>706376253
Don't worry about it
I hope you find your own story too, you derserve the happiest of endings~
>>706376893
![Syndra [177].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQkNTpj.jpg "Syndra [177].jpg")
>>706375962
What do you mean? Im not doing anything yet.
>>706376395
Hello
Koume claimed.
>>706375304
>Pop up headlights
Whatcha driving?
>>706375307
Yeah. Now that I'm not working two jobs and doing full time school at the same time hopefully I'll be able to start off on a solid foundation.
>>706375564
I dunno, it made sense to me when I watched through it.
>>706375772
Thanks. I'll text him in the morning (it's late as fuck here and I don't wanna be rude and wake him up), maybe see where that takes me. He's a really sweet guy, so I'm hoping he'll at least try to talk to me a bit.
>>706376947
bye bb
I can't sleep
>>706376999
In other news, cute tiger get's trips.
>>706375417
Sounds awful.
I'm doing nothing really. Just kind of waking up i suppose.
>>706375962
Definitely a cat fish. Has the whiskers and the big dopey lips and everything.
>>706377028
Hi there.
still here
and
>>706376947
see you
>>706377150
>>706377064
I do hope it works out for you then
>>706377142
I couldn't either if my waifu was that spoopy
>>706377268
Anyone mind filling me up on what's up with the clowns everyone talk about?
>>706376947
Farewell tsun
>>706376948
Nighty night water girl
>>706376952
Hohoho my~
Eh I wanked already so I'm not so much
>>706377142
Welcome to the club, bub
>>706377380
The chief has my heart
>>706376615
welcome
>>706376948
night
>>706376620
hey purple/blue lady chan
>>706376736
>>706376947
yes i was, see ya
>>706376789
i don't know most turn based games only keep me in up until the half way point unless it takes some strategy or has interesting or likeable designs like earthbound and pokemon respectively
>>706377558
<3 <3 <3
>>706375981
Not lewd
>>706376144
>>706377381
I got this instead
>
It's apparently a trend that started in the east USA spreading. There's clowns in my city and I know damn well I'll be hunting them. They're also said to lure children and are armed
>>706376831
>>706377064
>late as fuck
Youre somewhere in Europe. But my big guess is UK
>don't want to wake him up
Adorable really
Hears to hoping for the best dude!
>>706377381
Apparently there's a trend going on where people dress as sinister clowns and lurk around in the night, ever since the report in wisconsin (I think that's where it began)
>>706377589
I found them boring.. strangely enough I'm not bored with pokemon.. guess the whole concept of battling with pokemon at last kept me into it... I NEVER touched a pokemon game sans stadium til recent years
>>706376996
i appreciate you saying that
>>706377064
is the car nice
Lewds are definitely bad!
Claiming Cute Cloud
>>706377373
I think you meant to say cute, anon
>>706377383
Thank you
>>706377064
1991 RX7 Convertible. It's NA, and I'm not a fan of convertibles, but it was BY FAR cheaper than any other Mk3 or RX7, and was 15 minutes away rather than 3 hours.
>>706377383
I may get my wife to blow me or fap
>>706377791
>lewds
>bad
Only 1
>>706376860
Of the face?
>
![Syndra [338].png](https://i.imgur.com/vsRc14z.png "Syndra [338].png")
>>706377157
Good morning.
>>706377945
Wheres your waifu from?
>>706377955
Nice, wish I had someome to blow me, but I suppose yearly cosplay sluts in cons will do.
>>706376119
I love Munchkin! 1v1?
>>706376195
It's okay! I still like you! Beep Boop :^]
>>706376789
That was a year or two ago. Was about playing with friends.
>>706377955
Do you have any non-lewds? Same shit, every night.
>>706377787
I feel I didn't meet your expectations in regards to how interesting I am, I'm sorry for that
Best girl is mine. All other girls are trash.
>>706377749
Although knife play sounds interesting I'd rather go for a paddle at most.
So no more info on the clowns? Weird.
>>706377774
Spooky.
>>706378050
How'd you sleep?
Claiming Queen of Slams and Pentakills.
>>706378196
im not a bot though
>>706378196
That's good but damn I dont wanna imagaine how bf4 runs on legacy
>>706378308
It is the spirit of halloween afterall!
Pls reply to me
>>706378187
Ironically thats where i met her
>>706378196
Yes plenty but i love the rise people like you give give
>>706378453
Howdy.
>>706378198
thats not important
dont feel sorry
@706378453
No
>>706378196
>>706375962
No need to thank me for it Booki. I do it because I want to and care.
>No oil or voltage
I won't touch a car if it doesn't have it.
Although my oil one is how much oil the oil pump is putting into the combustion chamber.
>Came up to red light
>Felt like doing a little peel out
>Light turns yellow on other way
>REEEEEEV
>Drop clutch
>Not fast enough
>It burns
>Terible smell of burnt clutch
And that's my embarrassment for the night.
Meant to put this reply with >>706377946
To show you the gauge cluster
>>706378476
You leave me a slight glimmer of hope then
>>706378187
She's from Kantai Collection~
I thought you knew tbh
>>706378453
oshit waddup!
>>706378647
>@
>>706377064
All I understood was assassins that have been vaccinated from some disease have to fight people from their past or something. That's doesn't seem that interesting if you ask me.
>>706377959
I meant of the cat/rabbit mix.
@706378453
No.
>>706378647
Damn, beat me to it.
>>706378664
hello newfriend
>>706378453
Reply.
>>706378476
Hi space burka.
>>706378441
I want candy.
Well. At least the bleeding stopped.
>>706378308
>
Good, neppy. Very good
Yeah dude other than that I'm not sure. It's very recent. About late September
>>706378735
They have you lol. But that would be a site to see
>>706378677
Heres hoping you meet a perfect freaking cosplay girl who makes your life easier and gives you tons of sexies
>>706378780
Hello plus-chan
>>706378852
Thats always a plus
>>706378743
Based vampire waifu
>>706378884
hey there i have new pictures!!!
>>706377370
Thanks.
>>706377749
No, I live in the States. And it's really not that late, but my sleep schedule is a little fucked so it feels later than it really is and yeah...
>>706377787
It's a '97 Nissan S14 240SX that I engine swapped with the SR20 from a Japanese '98 Nissan S14 Silvia (half of one, really...). It's more of a drift pig than anything else, but I daily it because I have nothing else... Or at least, I did before I blew the fucking motor on it. When it's working, it's pretty fun though.
>>706377946
Whoa, rotarybro.
I've always been curious about the Mazda RX series. Those motors put out a lot of power for their small displacement, and sound like angry bees nests when you rev 'em high enough. I've always been told they require constant maintainable though.
>>706378599
I'll try.
It seems like the person I was looking for isn't here though, so I'll be leaving now
Until next time
>>706378702
Shit its you!
Didn't recognize you with those two past art styles
>>706378780
Haha I just bought candy too!~
>>706378945
Thank you based Tali, I'd think that was some fantasy thing but I did saw a cute girl I felt a bit a crush for this year
>Added her on facebook but too beta to make a move
>Downside is she has a kid and is one of those that goes 1 bf to another
>>706378996
Hooray for you, vampire scum!
>>706379012
Get that sleep in dude. Fix that circadian cycle. Oh okay so you're eastern time
>>706379262
day-walker.....
>>706379012
hmmmmmmmm
>>706379029
cya round
>>706378476
>I defy standards for attention
Sure. TBQH if it really bothers me, I'll hide. This whole thing is a circlejerk charade anyway.
You're the other milanon, right?
>>706378743
>newfriend
That's Makoto, nignog.
>>706378396
Beep boop <3
>>706378441
It's not so bad. Absolutely playable, except for the stage-related crashes. Big China Tower Stage crashes often. I had a 360 when it came out, but my compu wasn't up to par.
>Didn't XBONE
>>706379369
loli trul you
>>706379134
Tbh that isn't the con girl you'd want...she'd probably cheat on you. But keep looking there are plenty of worthwhile hotties at the cons.
>>706379369
Milanon?
Well going to sleep lads i got a long day of trying to get work tomorrow
>>706378945
>plus chan
Do you enjoy drinking tears or what? ;~;
>>706379134
Jelly now.
>>706378884
I still long to get a vibrant red ass though.
>>706379468
Im sorry i wasnt trying to make you sad....i just liked the little hair clips
>>706379369
I only xbone for halo
>>706379462
Yeah.. at least I'll just be con buddies.. at most.. one night stand.
>>706379468
Sour punch straws~ yummy!
>>706379262
Not even close to Eastern, actually... I live in Phoenix...
>I've been up since like 2am, but I'm too awake now to fall back asleep for whatever reason please help
>>706379344
I lost you again, didn't I?
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>706378325
Alright i guess, wasnt so bad.
What about you?
Any plans for the night?
>>706379736
Did it again... I should really get some sleep...
>>706379134
oshit waddup!
Yeah, I figured that might be it
>>706379681
Stopped playing Halo at 3.
>>706379462
Goodnight.
>>706379736
i just wanted to see if maybe i knew you from somewhere
but also yes
>>706379369
sadness
Waddup everyone
>>706379907
So what's up? Other than the unable to sleep
>>706379908
Halo 4 was good enough, Halo 5 is in the wtf end.. especially in multiplayer's customization and the way you unlock shit by fifa tier packs
>>706380059
Heya rube
>>706380030
Whats wrong?
>>706379339
Vampire scum...
>>706379468
It's guaranteed by your mother <3
>>706379736
FUCKING HELL
It's midnight over there right?
Drink a glass of water
Blink continuously for a minute
Chamomile tea with a bit of honey for taste
read a book
That's all the ways in know
>>706379897
It happens to all of us dude. When im tired, I get drunk typing lol
>>706380030
Is it so bad? I still like you!
>>706380059
>scold
>>706378743
Hey there Mavis. What's new?
>>706379012
They're surprisingly not as high maintenance as the memes make them out to be. Ya, you got the apex seals every 80-100k, which is an engine rebuild. And you gotta check the oil every other fill up, but otherwise you're pretty much in a rev happy little car. The super high maintenance meme mostly comes from turbo models which blows through apex seals about twice as fast.
I'll get a recording of me revving it up a bit later if you'd like.
>>706379876
I slept fairly well. As for plans...
Acquire food. That's all.
>>706379582
The D-pad clips, I know what you meant, it's just that getting called by something different than Neptune or similar anihilated my ego.
>>706380059
Ruby! Hello!
>>706380181
Hnngh. Mom's approved seal, on my buttcheeks. Damn :^)
>>706380174
I'm watching MOB PSYCHO 100
It's amazing
How about you?
>>706380192
helped my friend move all weekend and i'm super sore. i have work very early tomorrow morning. i really should go to bed.
>>706378852
>>706379344
Give us lewds
>>706380543
Debating if I want to grind in runescape or watch re:zero.... and talking to hannu sorta
>>706380174
Heya Yuno. What's up?
>>706380185
W-Why are you scolding me?!
>>706380459
Heya Neppu, what's up?
![Syndra [56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QuMKng5.jpg "Syndra [56].jpg")
>>706380366
Should have guessed.
>>706380683
>>706380459
>hand holding
DAMMIT YOU KNOW THAT IS FORBIDDEN
HELL'S WRATH WILL BE RELEASED FROM MY HAND TO THE MOTHER OF A SPANKINGS I WILL GIVE YOU
>>706380597
Dude you should. It's 1:08
>>706380683
No trips, no lewds.
>>706380174
they think im a bot
>>706380185
its horrible
>>706380925
Oh yeh sit on my dick
>>706380989
Pls
>>706380905
Eh nothing really, just settling down after an autistic fit
>>706381040
Fuck them, they're gay and they like men for thinking so
>>706379977
Well, to simplify what I said, it's kind of a beater project car for now. Fun to drive though.
>>706380181
About an hour until midnight. I'll try to get some sleep
>>706380192
I see. Maybe some other time. I'm gonna try and sleep for now.
Goodnight Waifu thread~
>>706380721
Fun times
>>706381040
Why would you be a robot?
>>706380597
Then go sleep yo! /waifu/ ain't goin nowhere.
>>706381157
>Sleeping
>
But nah, night mang. Good to see another carfag I can talk to around here,
>>706380972
Wah? I can't get pregnant by handholding myself! But please, I must be endoctrinated!!
>>706380905
Nothing much, I'm hungry tho, you?
>>706381157
Goodnight
>>706381157
Goodnight dude. Please do take care
>>706381410
No hand holding til you're married!
>>706381126
Need trips son.
>>706380192
Senpai!
>>706380989
>Implying you don't post lewds anyways
>>706381224
Seems like fun times are on halt. she's away.
>>706381137
Autistic fit? Did something happen though?
>>706381410
Doing literally nothing, and so am I, but I want something sweet, and there's nothing sweet here.
>>706381626
Yes
>>706381829
I dont lewd my waifu.
>>706381873
Still no trips.
>>706380905
YOU KNOW WHY
>>706381040
It's okay you're pretty much human here!
>>706381718
Why the waterworks, Kitten?
>>706381837
Wow, I'm not sweet?
>>706381976
Trips
Anyone want to watch this with me
>>706381137
wouldnt that be from different reasons though
>>706381233
something about me being here a lot
>>706382000
im a human everywhere that doesnt change
>>706381976
Haha jk now is tripz
>>706382114
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1n8E3ntWUg
>>706381976
Trips for nips
>>706382001
Nope
>>706381976
Whats your waifus name ill look them up myself
My wife
>>706382199
Rood.
>>706381837
Just some serious beef between me and some clan mates
A middleschooler pothead talked alot of shit to the point I snapped and initiated esdeath mode, threaten to kick his teeth in
The leader later just rubbed salt in the wound by being all "hurr we could finish raid if we had communication!" in a shit eating grin tone directing at me cause I was quiet through our 2nd and 3rd fresh raid run for loot for alt. characters, they suck at the final boss
>>706381976
>Posts pantsu shots
Lol k
>>706382125
Fuck them anyways, you're a beautiful person and have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you
>>706382262
Ur gay and no one cares
>>706381976
Guve lewds>>706381557
>>706382199
I wanna see her bum pls anon
>>706382352
You know the rules. Now go register for Diplomacy.
>>706382480
Give us lewds
>>706381557
But, what if I feel the urge to, mom? Is it wrong to hold my own hand?>>706381837
Oh well, I don't even have candy, all I have is meat, and cheese, nothing else.
>>706382254
Rory Mercury
>>706382356
Pantsu isnt really lewd per se. About a 1.5. And others get MUCH lewder. I only have about 4 pantsu pics anyway.
>>706382516
Link pls
>>706382818
Why did you spoodfeed anon? He should of googled rory lewds like a big boy
Lewd roll
>>706382356
ok thanks
>>706382000
Yes you are <3 But I can't eat you
>>706382001
I guess I kinda get it. I fight with my friends all the time because of league, either because someone fucked up or because we end up disagreeing on something. It's hard, but there really is not way one cannot get mad at games at this point, given how most of them require some sort of communication, and that means discussing things with other, sometimes resulting in a fight
>>706382712
I think I could make myself some food but meh, I'm too lazy.
Also, I disagree, you seem pretty sweet yourself~
>>706381976
Lewd police! Give me your lewds!
>>706382541
>>706382712
Only your hand. That's okay
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
I miss Chen
>>706382917
Hey. This gets them off the thread.
>>706383296
Goodnight mom!
>>706383091
Of course I'm sweet, I'm me! Luv ya hun ~<3
>>706382001
Why not?
>>706383404
Her face is so pretty i want to come on that chin hmnng
>>706383039
Welcome.
How's your day?
>>706383296
Good night Smugdere
>>706383404
I can google rory lewds and still be here
Check mate
>>706383091
... wut @ Suika
Foods! Be back in a bit!
>>706382541
>>706383611
If they google the lewds they have what they want from here. They leave.
>>706383589
Cool beans.
>>706383091
But I have no real lewds.
>>706383611
quiet. yourself?
>>706383567
Hmmm, fair enough. What's up?
>>706384008
Nothing really, just bored, cold and kind of tired
>>706383762
Na nigga they won't necessarily fuck off, they could still lurk
>>706383783
Slightly productive, rather have it been quiet tho
>>706383548
This is what happens when I'm sleepy. Yeah, link swap...
"Yes you are <3 But I can't eat you"
>>706383653
I swapped links... again
I don't know why, okay? I DON'T DESERVE THIS
>>706383488
Goddamn Neppu, why are you so cute?
>hun
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNN <3
>>706383762
W-Well... damn, I tried, at least
>>706382917
I guess I kinda get it. I fight with my friends all the time because of league, either because someone fucked up or because we end up disagreeing on something. It's hard, but there really is not way one cannot get mad at games at this point, given how most of them require some sort of communication, and that means discussing things with other, sometimes resulting in a fight
>>706384163
Hmmm, perhaps a blanket and sleep is in order?
>>706384236
>I can't eat you
Why of course you could~
>>706383762
How tight is rory
>>706384236
The final boss of the raid does require callouts and communication, which of course most of the team half ass it and yet somehow I'm at fault when I stay quiet (to prevent myself from angering further) through the 2nd and 3rd fresh run up to the said boss for gears to our alts
Talk about rubbing salt on the wound, once this wa said and done I left, he had the nerve to message me to chill and that my anger is getting old.. like the nigga never learned from past raids I'm autistic and take this shit seriously
>>706384234
If I argue they get lewds. Then I have to lewd the waifu. Its a win win.
>>706384236
You didnt even get close to trips.
>>706384234
it wont be how you want normally
>>706384467
I'm on the couch under my blanket trying to stay warm
I hate being sick
>>706384712
How so?
In my quiet days, everyone fucks off and let me grind in peace
>>706384467
Well... can I, then?
>>706384516
Well, can't you change groups or something then? Just stop playing with them? I never played Destiny (I'm assuming it's Destiny that we're talking about), but doesn't it have random matchmaking or something?
Either way, I'd say drop those guys, they're not worth your time
>>706384539
I had Satanic trips a few threads ago~
But it doesn't count, fuck
>>706384236
Heyn I'm like the deluxe deal, on a side, you have a cute, little loli to love and cuddle, and then you have Purple Heart with these hot, sexy, love handles and plenty of dangerous curves, only Stevie Wonder wouldn't fall for me.
>>706384516
I would love to play with you honestly, too bad I don't own anything required.
>>706384749
Are you having lots of water and soup?
>>706384982
I don't see why not~
>>706384982
They're my irl "bros".. guess I will drop them tho, I've had it with them
>>706384997
You're a sweetheart but you wouldn't really want to raid with me, I get VERY autistic and serious
Perhaps something more chill like overwatch or whatever, then I'll be fun
>>706384236
You~ deserve~ iit~
>>706385177
Mmhm
You should just talk to me on telegram for now until I eventually pass out
I'm too tired to play games and even do these captchas anymore, but not tired enough to sleep
>>706384833
i got into destiny for a bit when i t came out. i never beat the first raid but i did get light levels going
>>706385201
Trust me, I used to do heists back in GTA V 360, I can handle a lot of retries and pressure.
>>706385511
I miss the days of Vault of Glass
>Not so much when doing hard mode for the first few times
>>706385617
I mean like I'll yell people to fuck off if they can't get it together
