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BREAKING :

Martin Skreli interested in buying 4chan

Thoughts?
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>>706344360
He's going to lose a lot of money and 4chan is shutting down.
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he looks horrified
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>>706344408
it shutting down is the reason he's interested. He wants to save it to increase his meme status
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>>706344360
Stop giving this talentless idiot free publicity
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>>706344360
Effective method for closing down.
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>mfw /pol/ owns this website now.

Get cucked
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>>706344360
He wants to be the current memelord. Its better than kanye buying us. And he might make 4chin great again.
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I think it's a great match. This place is absolute vile and so is he. Will feed off of each other and we'll win.
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Dead site anyways
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>>706345025
>mfw /pol/ is going to get shut down along with this shitty board and every other NSFW board.

We're all getting cucked by advertisers.
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>>706344360
OHOHOHOHOHOHO WE ARE GOING TO FLATTEN THIS FAGGOT
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>>706344743
>Talentless
No.
>Idiot
No.

I love that some NEET is criticizing Martin Shkreli
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>>706344743
Where does talent even fall into this?
He's famous for being a corporate sociopath and wannabe meme, not sure what you're on about
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>>706345212
Marty is based
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>>706344360
Might as well just let google buys 4chan. At least there's a chance for us to see moot again.
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im albanian too so i agree
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>>706344360
Would be a good move to be honest.
A cancerous owner for a cancerous website.
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>>706344408
>>706344872
>>706345042

I'm developing a 4chan like image board. It will be written in PHP and ran on cloud based servers. Oh and you will have to pay to post
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>>706345260
This. Stop being upset because somebody is more successful than you, you lazy niggers.
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Well, this is going to be over the whole fucking news now.
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>>706345631
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its fitting that a self-centered con artist would own 4chan, a hive of scum and villainy

i support his purchase
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>>706344360
Oh so now it'll cost $5,000 a month to use 4chan? Yeah fuck that. Let him buy it, that'll be my reason to quit coming here. Finally have a valid excuse to get away from all you faggots.
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>>706345919
>filename
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>>706345631
>Oh and you will have to pay to post
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>>706346170
Nobody kept you here, you spineless faggot
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bullshit
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>>706346334

bulltruth
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>>706346340
>dm
by god he's serious
the absolute madman
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>>706345746
>successful
Not the right word.
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>>706346270
SAVE ME
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>>706346379
You cannot force memes

I fucking hate the fact that this website is getting popular. FUCKING LEAVE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE
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>>706346379
bullshit
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>>706346651
then leave nigger.
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>>706346379
WE ARENT A FUCKING MEME FAGGOTRY/FACTORY
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>>706346651
>is getting
newfag pls
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>>706346822

you first newfag
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>>706346963
no nigger. i'm tired of political correctness. besides, been here about 2 years. not a true newfag anymore.
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>>706345289
Being a patent troll which is effectively what Shkreli is, is about the most uncreative talentless thing you can do with your life. When idiots do it in software, everyone rightfully shits on them, but because this guy is a meme or something it's totally cool.
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>>706347106

>2 years
>he thinks he's not a newfag
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>>706346955
Been here since 09 and never have I seen it they way it is now. The memes and culture are spreading into all of the online games and communities. This is dangerous and will demoralize and create degeneracy for the online generation

>>706347106
>kid discovered 4chan in 2014
>thinks hes a oldfag

Sure bud
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>>706347106
The rule is to lurk for 2 years then start posting. Newfag
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>>706347106

nigger i've been here since 2006
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>>706347211
once again, talent is irrelevant
he's just a silly meme boi and he knows it
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>>706347277
i never said that nigger. read my post again. and>>706347420
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>>706347222
Lmao
Nice trips
I've been here 8 years but we certainly don't say we aren't newfags in the first place like that 2yo newfag did
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Hiro has no interest in selling the board

I have screenshots I took from Martin's live stream earlier if anybody wants them I'll dump
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>>706347277
t's not "getting", this place has already been shit since 2011 at the latest
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>>706344360

Martin Sheckles buys 4chan
1) Immediately increases the price of rare pepes 5000% percent for anyone covered by butthurt insurance
2) Reddit children complain that they're dying without their daily injection of cutting edgey meemees - the 4chan subreddit immediately implodes
3) Tumblr complains that the high value of male frog undermines feminism. Throughout the expanse of time and space their fatrolls whisper gently: "Patriarchy."
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>>706346929
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>>706347420
so i'm a reddit. that's fair.
oh and congrats man. i really mean that. wish i had been here then. then again i'd be like 9
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>>706347559
>lmao

Fucking why. Why do I see so many lmao, lol and emoticon posters now. FUCKING WHYY
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>>706345631
>pay to post
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>>706347730
Hahahahahahahahah
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>>706347730
Because my face did not change when I typed it
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>>706347420
2006 oldfag.
where the fuck has the time gone?
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>>706344408

>Whereas he gained heaps of money buying that Wu Tang album
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I hope you basement dwellers will enjoy /pol/ as the true overlords now.
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>>706347730
Do you want me to type: kek?
Huehuehue
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>>706347420

2010 Newfag and proud.
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>>706345386
Shqipeee
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>>706344360
>Martin Skreli interested in buying 4chan

And I thought being owned by an effeminate, weaboo dipshit who bumbled his way to interwebz stardom was bad.

Then some nip took over.... at least a nip can't be a weaboo.

Now our forum will be owned by some disgusting 1/2 kike? At least it was an HIV drug he was keeping from people . . . who cares if some more faggots die.
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>>706348244
Edgy af m8
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>>706346170
>like you have anything better to do with your shitty life, faggot
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>>706344360
I'm honestly shocked nobody has put a bullet in this guy yet. Hell he practically invites it at every given moment.
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>>706348244

kill yourself nigger
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Just close down 4chan already. It's been dying painfully since 2010. It's an injured horse we're all fighting to keep alive. Just shoot it in the face, mourn your loss, and get over with it already.
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>>706348244
truly the spiciest of edges
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>All this butthurt that /pol/ takes over
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I sexually Identify as Martin Shrekli. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of shorting pharmaceutical companies. People say to me that a person being Martin Shrekli is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a wu tang album, price hiked pharmaceutical drugs and a chess board on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Martin Shrekli" and respect my right to short investors and severely price hike drugs. If you can't accept me you're a investorphobe and need to check your investor privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>706346170
he won't do that
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>>706348676

but it shouldn't

4chan wasn't started as a political place and never should have gotten political

we should've stayed with nihilism tbh
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>>706346651
You very well can force memes. If you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep.
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There's only one way to monetize 4chan. Collect and sell user data.
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>>706348955

but it's not as good as an actual meme
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>>706348888
But it is now.
/b/tards will be able to hide in the shadow of 4chan like always. Not much will change, /pol/ is the best board to take control.. you know that.
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Isn't this the guy that bought the rights to an AIDS drug and proceeded to make an obscene amount of money off of the needed value?
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>>706345631
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>>706348955
forced memes are shit and cancerous newfag
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>>706349224

he hiked the price up to $175 a pill
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>>706347420
Jesus fuck, I havn't seen the new trollface in ages... I didn't realize I wasted so much of my life here.
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>>706349068
>implying all memes aren't already cancer
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I WANNA FUCK MARTIN IN HIS TIGHT LITTLE B O I P U C C I
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>>706349169
>/b/tards will be able to hide in the shadow of 4chan like always

fucking wat? /b/tards use to represent 4chan before /pol/ did. And all /pol/ ever did was get 4chan in the media bringing more newfags, not actually having any epic gets/keks
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>>706346270
CANT WAKE UP
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>>706349014
That's what we all thought Chinese moot was going to do, ironically.
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C U C K
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>>706349584
he was japanese u racist
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>>706346651
Getting popular? We did this to ourselves, remember?
http://content.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html

The World's Most Influential Person Is...
By TIME Staff Monday, Apr. 27, 2009

In a stunning result, the winner of the third annual TIME 100 poll and new owner of the title World's Most Influential Person is moot. The 21-year-old college student and founder of the online community 4chan.org, whose real name is Christopher Poole, received 16,794,368 votes and an average influence rating of 90 (out of a possible 100) to handily beat the likes of Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Oprah Winfrey. To put the magnitude of the upset in perspective, it's worth noting that everyone moot beat out actually has a job.

Since moot launched 4chan.org in 2003, the site has given birth to Internet memes as diverse as Lolcats and Rickrolling. 4chan averages 13 million page views a day and 5.6 million visitors a month; by some estimates it is the second largest bulletin board in the world.

See the world's most influential people in the 2009 TIME 100.

For proof of moot's influence on the Web, one need look no further than the TIME 100 poll results. While Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao got a larger vote total (20,391,818), the runner-up for the title of World's Most Influential Person, Malaysian politician Anwar Ibrahim, received a mere 47 on the influence scale. Moot denies knowing about any concerted plan by his followers to influence the poll, though TIME.com's technical team did detect and extinguish several attempts to hack the vote.
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>>706349682


bait
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>>706344360
this nigger will buy 4chan and make Profiles for each user. if you pay 10/month you can post as anon. Best part is : you get 10 % discount on HIV drugs.
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>>706344360
nigger based IP banning + no more aids
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>>706349927
lol trying to dodge ur mistake?
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>>706349712

the reason wasn't because of the fact that 4chan had a lot of users it was because 4chan had a couple of smart cookies that knew how to rig online polls
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>>706347420
I made anonomouse with one phrase at the right time in 2005, I said wouldn't it be somthing to have a personal army and we talked on 4chan and it became reality and had fun with Oprah and over 9000 peso bear and then I said lets make another one in 2011 for the lulz we can call it lulzsec.... The rest is history
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>>706349440
Used to? It has been years since /b/ last "represented" 4chan.
/b/ is now an edgy reddit tier board (with loli's included of course) and you all know that.
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>>706349296
>>706349224

which was incredibly profitable. its not his job to provide healthcare, its his job to make decisions that bring more money in.

its not his fault for making the money, its the government's fault for allowing the medical industry to remain in the private sector.
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>>706350067
Or all the aids just passes in its sleep because its too expensive to treat
not unlike this website right now tbh
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>>706350190

still a massively dickish thing to do
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>>706349440
They have had their share of luls when they aren't being to tryhard.
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F A G G O T
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>>706350135
Not many users, a quiet hole in the wall, until that. Getting much unwanted attention tossed this way
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Anyone get a feeling he was just the fall guy for his company? Like they just gave him shit loads to take all the flak and not say anything?
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>>706350327

also this was when everyone said 4chan was this evil website

now theres popular figureheads talking about how great /pol/ is

remember rules 1 and 2
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>>706350085
That wasn't me. I don't say gay shit like "bait" but yeah Chinese moot was the joke retard.
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>>706350543
> i was just pretending to be stupid
k
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>>706349682
people like you are whats wrong with 4chan
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>>706350170

If you think neo /b/ is edgy you dont want 2009 /b/
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> HIV/Aids medicine money pays for 4chan
> Niggers have aids
> Niggers buy medicine
> Niggers pay for 4chan
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>>706344360
I'm cool with it.

>he's a master troll
>trolled media and in turn the entire world
>was actually doing a good thing when they tried to paint him as an asshole
>then throws it back in their faces all the while grinning like the cat that got the cream
>does dope shit like make money and buy the only copy of the new Wu Tang album
>again, probably to troll the entire planet
>smart af

Even if he attempts to monetize 4chan for profit, it will either shut us down or change it so that none of us will come here anymore and we can take our lives back.

OR

Because he is a master troll he fits right in and cleans up the board, eliminated trap, rate me and copypasta threads, thereby enhancing the 4chan experience.

>also maybe we can get a /Wu/ board and he let us hear some of the album.
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>>706344360
i hope he buys it and make the shitposting pass free. ultimate troll after raising hiv drug prices XD
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>>706350689
no stpuid people like you who won't admit when they're wrong
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>>706350647
>k
k
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>>706350849
lol butthurt much?
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>>706350814
No fucking retard you are the dumb ass taking everything so seriously on 4chan
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In honor of our new lord commander Martin Cockreli we would send weekly loads of /b/ cum packed in jars, to his business address
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>>706350896
lol no you're just wrong
so wrong it's hilarious
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theres too many turd brains in the world so the 4 chan will prevail one way or another
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>>706350967
I am not even that guy fucking autistic piece of shit
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>>706351057
I like you
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>>706350209
that's what I was talking about, the cure for aids is neglect of the people with it until aids is finally cured.
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>>706351100
lol sure
even if u aren't then why are you so triggered?
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>>706350701
when mods had a sense of humor, and vpn's were useful..
try that stuff now and get the party van in your driveway. those were simpler times
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>>706344743
have you ever seen his youtube channel? hes actually extremely smart.
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PLOT FUCKING TWIST....MARTIN CUCKRELLI WANKEDUP PRICE OF EPI-PEN TO MAINTAIN 4-CHAN
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>>706351280
Even if you swallow his cum like you do, he won't giving you any $. Never.
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>>706351280
u son of a bitch
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>>706351336
I can smell the triggering on tumblr and all 9gag-cuntalikes
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>>706351239
I don't think gore is illegal and I don't see any gore threads like I use too. Definitely the user base changed
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>>706346379
>peepee the frog
>more /pol/

this faggot doesn't know what 4chan is about
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>>706346270
>4chan
>Board of Directors

He acts as if 4chan is a corporation
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>>706344408
/thread
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>>706351584
I'm pretty sure that was just a joke tismo
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>>706349440
worse, it brought in /stormfront/ fags and their ilk
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>>706351584
>He acts as if 4chan is a corporation

Try to guess why, retard.
4chan is not anymore moot 2003 project in his moms basement.
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>>706351206
>goes full tumblr over a meme
>anons point out your faggotry
"lol u guys are so wrong, it was just b8 and i trolled you all LOL XD"
>proceeds to laugh himself off while his gf is fucked my niggers because "muh equal opportunity"
yep, nice troll there bud
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4-chan is cancer. like sandniggers in the middle-east. You kill it and even worst shitposters-isis equivalent cuntbags will emerge.
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>>706347420
Normal fag. Browsed ED since 2007 though.
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>>706351816
lolyou're butthurt
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>>706346379
Does this mean that I can work as a "meme lord" for a corporate sociopath / public troll
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>>706351859
>ED
man I forgot that place still existed
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>>706351859
>Normal fag

Why are you posting again?
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>>706351993

as long as you can come up with more memes to shill for the republican party sure
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>>706346270
Martin Shkreli is the hacker known as 4chan?
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卐卐卐 WE EDGY NAO 卐卐卐
卐卐卐 WE MEME NAO 卐卐卐
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>>706351816
stop getting easily trolled nigger

lurk more
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>>706348888
Thats what happens when Ron Paul is shafted.
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>>706345919

he's going to give us a bad name
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>>706351988
This much projection over being called out for being a newfag for taking things seriously...
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>>706347277
>HALP the memes are coming to get me maaaaaawwmm
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4chan gon git shrek'd
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>>706352359
*shkrel'd
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>>706351988
>>706352281
more than 3 different anons already spoke out against your faggotry

just give up
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>>706345631
>you have to pay to post
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>>706349584
he was taiwanese u racist
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>>706352495
lol only one of those was even me, try harder idiot
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>>706352525

no he's obviously russian you retarded faggot
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>>706345631
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>>706348955
u have aids nigger faggot your whole family will die if you dont repost this 340000 times by tomorrow at noon
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>>706345631
>you have to pay to post
There are people that would actually do this..
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>>706352525
All those faggots look the same.
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>>706352712
probably not enough to keep this place going
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Martin Shkreli the best Albanian after Enver Hoxha!
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>>706352495
let me guess, your mother couldn't afford an abortion?
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>>706352637
he was taiwanese, then re ex patriated became japanese. he was never russian. nice try bolshevik pig
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>>706344408
He could keep it alive for 13 more years with his personal money alone. Besides, he has some plans to make bank off the site.
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>>706345631
Nigga youre a fucking retard if you think anyone will use your service. You will never go anywhere with this horseshit. Wow, just a total pile of dumbfuck. Congratulations, megakike. Kill yourself.
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>>706352827
are u pretending to be me or just helping?
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he better make another containment board like /b/ but for porn so its not so shitty here
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>There are people here who would rather have Martin over notch
Newfags pls go
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>>706352827
>>706352604
Saw some faggotry and called it out

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>>706352819
> best Albanian

That's like saying jews are good people.
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>>706352118
I herd u liek mudkips
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>>706353030
only one was me again, lol try harder or just quit now loser
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>>706353017
notch would be the most righteous. first ive heard of notch even a condidate
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>>706353129
WOW SO COOL LE MEME XD XD XD SUCH AN OLDFAG XD XD XD
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martin is going to jail soon so hiroshima nagasaki is not selling to him
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>>706353142
You and your faggot friend can go give eachother reach arounds for all I care. You're still a dumb newfag piece of shit

gut yourself
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I'd fucking troll something. havent had good shitposting ssh in months . YOU FUCKING CUCKS
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>>706344360
out of everyone who could qualify, Shkreli fits the bill perfectly.
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>>706353295
lol your just mad because i called you fucking idiots out haha
we're all laughing at you and you dom'y even know it
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>>706348888
Quads speak the truth!
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>>706353415
Not even reading what you said. Have another (You) pleb.
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>>706347420
2012 cancer
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>>706353548
lol nice try
i already won before it even started
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>>706353415
you fucking wanker i will findd you and i will gut your cat you dumb piece of shit. once i'm done with giutting it i';l proceed to fucking it. then i will gut you and use the cat as a fucking dickwrapper.
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>>706344360

isn't he worth 100 million or something? he could keep 4chan online forever and it wouldn't cost him shit
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>>706353679
oh edgy meme bait faggot
try harder next time lol
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Why not. Most hated website. With most of it's members as psychopaths. And it's admin is the most hated man in America. It's the perfect storm.
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>>706347581
>have screenshots I took from Martin's live stream earlier if anybody wants them I'll dump
Please do.
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>>706347581
>you mean 4chan, dont you?

Fucking Hiroshima.
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>>706353652
It never even started so how can you win?
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>>706352819
Hoxha is the greatest albanian to ever live you fucking faggot
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>>706353854
i won before it started, that's what i said lol
you all keep getting dumber
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>>706353887
Read again faggot
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>>706353679
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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if he is buying 4chan a new war starts here trust me

50% support him 50% hate him
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>>706348217
check again you cancerous piece of kike shit
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Why not. It wouldn't cost too much to keep 4chan running. And it would be entertainment. Isn't that why we are all here? For some entertainment? Come on. I think it would be interesting at the very least.
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>>706354123
please don't use that shit to defend me, i dont need a white knight thnx
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>>706353976
Thats what happens when I feed into dumb newfag shit. No more (you)s for you
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>>706354289
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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>>706354137

more like 50% hate him, 20% likes him and 30% ironically like him but actually hate him
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I SUPPORT HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI AND IF HE IS SELLING 4CHAN I SEPPUKU and go to infinity chan or krautchan
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>>706354123
fucked many harambes in that jungle ? pussy I've been fucking harambes in zoo, even got few wild cunts in Baltimore

I'll shit furry-cum all over your filty mouth Tyrone
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>>706354343
lol are we playing the last word game?
last word
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>>706354456

i'm heading to GETchan if shit like this happens
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>>706354524
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>706354289
>>706354524
Faggots who can't into copypasta
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>>706354792
keep coming at me lol
ill take you any time
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>>706353835
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>>706354544
>>706353976
>>706353652
>>706353415
>>706353142
Not even him but

>lolololol

jesus christ are you some sort of teenage girl or something?
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>>706354931
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>>706344360
Shkreli is based as fuck, I welcome our new overlord.
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>>706354958
dont be creepy, loser
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>>706354989
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>>706344360
You do realize this is bullshit that Hiro made up to a) sell more passes, b) excuse making money from malicious ads, and c) get rid of boards without people pitching a fit?
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>>706355046
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>>706351280
fuck you
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>>706344360
A kagillion times better than that retarded manchild lowtax who was first rumored to be the one buying it.
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>>706355105
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>>706346170
Leave right now you fucking faggot.
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>>706355181
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>>706355024
tits or gtfo, you know the rules
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>>706354931
>>706354989
Faggot is live streaming again.
Has he done his initiation of sharpie in pooper yet?
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>>706351280
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>>706355236
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>>706355250
He has not

>>706355290
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>>706355241
who are that does not know his own history?
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>>706355290
hiroshima nagasaki troll martin pls
topkek
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>>706344360
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>>706354931

He was jacking it to boxxy on live stream? KEK
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>>706355290
FUCKING KEK
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>>706347420
>tfw newfag
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>>706355236
>>706355181

i hope some NEET from /r9k/ shoots him
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>>706355374
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>>706355504
haha
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>>706355290
Superkek
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>>706355290
SOOOOooooo, are we just gonna start sending this guy gore now just like good old times?
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>>706355530

martin shekelshekel just open pandoras box he don't know what he done
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He's trying to seize the memes of production!!!
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>>706344360
Lmao, that'd be incredible. If he does it, I hope he streams the wu tang album on /b/
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>>706355015
Shkreli isn't based you fucking edgy retard. Go to bed, you have to be up early for middle school tomorrow.
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GUYS HELP ME SEND A MESSAGE TO HIM

>>706355703


sounds good start posting
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>>706354989
Look at this fag trying to understand our site
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>>706344360
Shkreli can cure us of our reddit cancer, based Shkreli is based.
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>>706355796
just send ""him What the fuck did you just fucking say about me"" text
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>>706355758
>>706355796

ITS A GOOD OLD FASHIONED RAID EVERYONE GET IN HERE
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>>706355796
anybody can message him, make your own shit dude
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>>706355772
I'm strongly against this shit but if he did as you suggest, that would be pretty awesome.
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>>706355387
that pic is bullshit and everyone knows that. It was actually made by a femanon
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My question is for martin:

How come I finally tried shoving things up my as and it was terrible? No pleasure, made it hard to fap, didn't come, just made a mess of lube, etc. Why do faggots like this?
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>>706356080
point is tired meme trash is tired meme trash
get over it, loser
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>>706345631
PHP? What is this, 2004?
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ANYONE CAN SEND HIM A MESSAGE

GET ON YOUR TWITTER NIGGERS
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>>706344360

Match made in heaven. Charge $100 a month for posting and only the best of trolls will be visiting.
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>>706356080
>everyone knows that
I don't think that's true at all anymore, sadly, but at least you and I do. Also what happened to cumdumpster?
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The most hated man trying to buy the most hated website
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>>706357028
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>>706357084
way to feed into his memeboi image
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Can anyone make out his address?
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>>706357186
don't even think about it
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if he wants to increase memelording and edgyness does that mean CP will be ok again?
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>>706357195
What ever happened to fapping to shitting dick nipples? 4chin got lame
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I'M GOING IN
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>>706357028
>kebab
Oooooh, sorry retard, wrong again(!)
Thankfully based King Shkreli will rid 4chan of the stupid plebeian trash like you.
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>>706357292
i ain't the one doin it fam
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>>706357528
>Catalog
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He's gonna try to charge use for it
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Man I fucking love Martin. Also wasn't he just interested in the board of directors or something?
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Praise BASED Shkreli
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>>706356936
READY TO GO WHOLE HOG
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>>706357764
I hope someone violently murders you.
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sending him this, raid time mother fuckers!
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>>706357258
Anonymous doxed him already.
Though most is probably out of date by now.
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>>706358041
if he have skype we can tracert his ip
or someone give him a link to a tracelink
and post IP for ddos
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>>706358406
little too fresh beef there anon
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>>706344360
check this
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>>706350302
Where can I find this. Sauce me Bros
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>>706347420
hue hue am newfag
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kek i think i was reported, but i don't know shit about twitter so maybe not, also fuel
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shekel is writing the names down who insult him on stream haha what a faggot i think he can sue us all with his money
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>>706345631
>Oh and you will have to pay to post
No u1!1!1!
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someone just sended something to shekels dad hahaha he called him on stream
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New thread

>>>706356833
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>>706357258
His address is public info, you newfag nonce
So is his mobile etc
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>After so many years /b/ does something good for once
Hello again, old friend...
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>>706344360
Good. After 4chan dies I can go back to having a social life.


Fuck this place.
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>>706359730
page 3, but still
people are losing interest, these losers want to keep their meme going
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>>706359907
If you had one to begin with you were never truly here
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Didn't this guy try to by the Wu Tang Clan's discography or something?
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>>706345631
>PHP

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>706360285
He bought the only copy to some album or shit
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>>706360516
>takin the b8
I'm proud of you
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>>706347420
>Implying
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>>706344360
This stupid faggot is a redditor, he may as well kill himself.

And since i know you may be reading this, get the fuck out of my board, fucking newfag.
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>>706360655
He's streaming right now, he's not here
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