What's he thinkin' about, /b/?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What's he thinkin' about, /b/?
Regretting going to the cheese shredder factory for a face treatment.
How he could have saved up to $300 with Geico.
>>706342044
should have built the wall.
>>706342044
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
>>706342044
That he may have left the oven on.
>shit, I think I left the stove on
>>706342044
There is no god.
Wrong dentist
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
Paradise City
>>706344324
Being honestly i didn't read shit, but you seem that you dislike joking about dead people, and that's ok, but the bad part is that this dude wasn't dead yet.
>>706344324
This is bait
>>706342044
He regrets spillin all that strawberry jam
>>706342044
Why is all the jum jum at my jam jam?
he's thinking: I'll escape and live a happy and normal life and never do drugs again! You know... without my tongue, face, hands, feet.
>>706342044
gonna go with every life choice he's ever made
>>706344324
Shit, if only I cared
Wounder for your text wall bro
>>706342044
>Ack ack ack.
B U I L D
U
I
L
D
T H E
H
E
W A L L
A
L
L
>>706344305
Fucking kek.
>>706344324
I wanted to post one of those black and white fish bait memes. But your copied shit doesn't even deserve that.
>>706342044
Great guys, now there really paint all over me!
>>706344324
>>706345148
Nah serious tho, stop being a bitch
Death pervades life, shit we could all die at any time and any place, so what if we make a joke about it? As long as you don't actively hurt people not seeing the problem tbh fam
Fyi the geezer in the pic was part of a cartel anyway and was most likely a cunt
I find gore interesting anyway cause it's a rapid reminder of the brevity of life
>>706342044
He's thinking "why the hell did they change "Sweet Child of Mine" to "Funky Town" right when it was getting awesome?"
Wonder if I got dubs before shit hit the fan
Check em
>>706345615
>seriously replying to pasta
>>706342044
>>706342044
At last ! I knew I'd make it on to 4chan if I
stuck my head in the blender !
I thought summer was over guys, so many fags
>>706342044
FML
>>706342044
"Please just kill me now"
>>706343199
at that point pain receptors are so overloaded that adrenaline kicks in and all you feel is numbness. its ackchually quite euphoric, not a bad high if someone like Markin Shakrilli could bottle it.
>>706346136
>all you feel is numbness
you obviously haven't watched the video.
>>706346062
pretty sure thats what happening mom dukes.
>>706342044
Cosplaying as a Revenant from Doom 2 fucking hurts.
>>706342044
"let me die"
>>706346223
you could link it, in which case I could watch it and be better informed.
>>706344295
this
When do I get my Klondike bar ?
>>706346299
Actually this is a pretty serious and deep answer.
>>706342044
"But jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams"
>>706344324
um, sir
>d'yer pasta is stale
>>706346301
here ya go friend
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
>>706344324
>>706344324
Bait
>>706342044
He's probably thinking of all the things he'd like to do if only he had more time. He's probably regretting all the time he spent worrying over stupid shit that no longer seems to matter, and he's probably regretting every second he wasted on not doing exactly the thing he wanted to do in that moment and doing the thing he was expected to do instead. He's probably incredibly angry, and sad, mostly sad, sad that he now knows exactly how he should be living his life but has no more life left to live.
Let this be a lesson to you faggots: before you make a decision, ask yourself what you'd think of it if some piece of shit were slowly hacking away at your neck with a box cutter and you were in your final moments.
>>706346603
Mfw haven't seen the video yet and probably never will
>>706346378
underrated post
>>706346950
you seriously think he's having actual coherent thoughts at that moment and further that he's feeling "sad'?
>>706346992
It's not so disturbing because the face is barely recognizable. It is a bit cringy when he moves and shrieks in pain when they first slice his neck but other than that it's not that bad anon.
>>706342044
thinking about how cold the refugees would be when winter comes.
>>706347446
That gurgle too : / ...
>>706342044
He's thinking, everyone says how much they love babies, but when people think of babies, they're not using their logical mind & thinking of the big picture. We all used to be cute pudgy little kids, but no one looking at a baby thinks of the horrible, hateful pieces of shit we turn them into in just a few years. And now I'm paying the price for that.
Oh bother.
>>706347389
Of what moment are we speaking? The moment when he's aspirating on his blood and is likely losing consciousness? No probably not. Before they start really working him? Most definitely.
How laborious do you think having a thought is? For you, it might be an exceedingly long and difficult process, but for people who aren't retarded, we can think and feel everything I mentioned in my previous post in a fraction of a second.
Do I think those thoughts and feelings crossed his mind? Of course they did. What cartoon world do you live in where all a man who's fucking dying is capable of thinking is "ouchie ouch ouch ouch that hurts" ?
>>706344474
>>706344509
>>706345148
>>706345458
>>706345615
>>706346485
>>706346738
>>706346782
i want reddit to leave
>>706342044
He's thinking "lol we why usa will never invade Mexico again, and only build a wall to hide behind from us"
>>706344305
Lmao
>>706342044
"lol why am I still alive? wtf is this shit, kill me already"
>>706348001
the only thought going through his head while it was being hacked off was survival. if you think people have time to be ponderous at that time than you're the retard
>>706348893
I think he knows the gigs up and his only thought would be "let me pass out and die".
>>706342044
>I can't feel my face when I'm with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqt8Z1k0oWQ
back story?
>>706348893
He's without a face, without hands, he's bound, surrounded by guys... and you don't think that he's already come to terms with the fact that he's dying/about to die???
Is there any backstory here?
>>706347837
the gurgle always gets me man
>>706349048
This
Of course he knows it's over. And no, he's not slowly meandering from thought to thought, mulling over every decision he's ever made in his life. His thoughts are likely scattered and all over the place. But I believe that he had something of a moment of clarity where a few regrets passed through his head and a feeling of sadness, wanting more time, a second shot at life, and a more compete understanding of life's preciousness... however fruity that may sound. Those thoughts surely crossed his mind at some point during the dying/being killed process.
Poor guy, he probably had a mother and who knows if maybe children.
Just think for a second it's your father there, and I mean being the one hacked to death.
>>706349564
don't go to mexico. ever.
>>706350284
He fucking DEFINITELY had a mother, dipshit
>>706350532
I meant alive, thought it was obvious, asshole from the underworld.
>>706350532
or y'know.. she died before he knew her, stuff like that happens too.
>>706342044
"I'm coming, Harambeeee!!!"
Not really even sure what I'm looking at...shit gore is shit.
>>706350779
>original.jpg
>>706350800
why did you take a pic of pb n j sandwich? lol weirdoo
>>706342044
Backstory?
>>706346378
Kekd on
You guys realize this is cartel enforcers chopping up a member of another rival drug gang? Yes it's horrific, but he was into the same shit. He probably gouged out some eyes and sliced off some faces in his time.
>>706342044
i've seen every gore video on the net and this has to be just about the worst i've seen, man i wonder what the fuck he did,
>>706351103
im pretty sure they cut off his ass to
>>706351467
where's the video? I wanna see
Dagestan and The beheading of Manuel Leyva are still worse. And the dnepropetrovsk maniacs.
>>706351467
It's bad but it's not too much worse than, say, the Russian guy with the boot on his head and the Taliban or whatever sawing at his neck with a knife. The sound that guy made was pretty horrific too
>>706351908
I haven't seen that russian video for 10 years and I can still remember it clear as day.
My fantasy is to do this to everyone that participated in this video.
>>706352240
With these people, it's probably already occurred.
>>706351103
Mexicans being Mexicans. This is why I vote for Donald Trump.
>>706349449
Sounds like a weird porn movie tbh
>>706351817
The whateverthefuck maniacs have nothing on this video...
>>706352240
one of you fags post the video or give some keywords
mexican cartel killing: results 1 jillion fucking videos
>>706344295
top tier
>>706342044
To much of a pussy to watch this video. How bad is it
>>706351686
bestgore
>>706351908
>>706352206
He's literally a saint
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yevgeny_Rodionov
>>706348001
Um the pain that he's in he would basically be in shock. You're a dumbass.
>>706352206
I remember downloading it on Kazaa when I was like 13 or something, and it scared the fuck out of me. 15 years later and it still turns my stomach just thinking about it
>>706350945
Are you jealous that he is now with Harambe and you're not?
Hay dios mio! Los frijoles!
>>706352704
Just saw it and kinda wish I hadn't but at the same time I'm glad I did. Just makes me hate Mexicans that much more.
What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.
Take this thing out of my throat, I just figured out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop!
>>706352647
Not as bad as your pussyness, fag
This one was worse.
She took it as a champion, she probably was a very strong woman.
You can see her eyes moving a bit after her head got cut which was creepy.
>>706352880
No one cares about your feelings, rentboy
>>706352790
if you watch the video he screams in pain more than a few times. He felt every bit of it. Pretty shitty way to go.
>>706353041
I heard when you get beheaded
your eyes can literally still see for a few seconds.
>>706352790
Just because he's getting his throat cut and it's horrific-looking doesn't mean that he's in exponentially more pain than any pain he's ever experienced in his life previously. That's not how pain works. You really do live in a cartoon world, huh?
>>706351467
3 guys 1 hammer?
>>706353018
Suck my balls
>>706352755
I just watched the video, it was pretty lame?
>>706352647
Um it's bad...like fuck, I'm not going to lie I'm sorta scared for life now. Totally fucking worth it though.
Pretty brutal way to kill somebody. But as bad as it is its not nearly as nasty as what some of the old official executions methods could get in Europe.
>>706353108
I know he had to have feel it but you can tell how much he's in shock by his actions. He's not really doing anything.
>>706353188
I don't believe you have balls, phyisical or metaphorical, you cockmuncher
>>706353166
Are you really going to say that about everyone that doesn't agree with you? Lol god you're pathetic.
>>706353224
Why are you asking us? Have your own opinions, faggot
>>706353122
I think the loss of cerebral blood flow renders unconsciousness almost immediately. Within 1-2 seconds of severing major vessels.
>>706353166
Actually I just realized no one is this dumb. Nice try.
Yeah, I'm sure he's experienced a similar pain like this before in his life time LOL
>>706346223
Anon could be right. A potent enough fight or flight response can suppress his sense of pain to the point where the only thing he really felt was the sensation of his skin and flesh separating or being cut. His reaction is irrelevant. Knowing you're being cut to pieces and feeling the sensation of your flesh separating is ground enough to scream out in horror no matter the pain involved.
>coming from someone who survived getting stabbed over 30 times
>>706353705
I was asking because I wasn't sure if that video was the actual one I guess. It's just him with a boot on his head and a knife going in, correct?
Yeah...it was lame.
>>706353666
Can't help but notice you offered no rebuttal. But you did get the devil's trips, so... guess I'll fuck off then
>>706346950
He's in pure shock and panic mode and probably not having any real complex thoughts. That whole life flashing before your eyes only really happens in moments of unconsciousness when you are really fucked up.
>>706342044
>mfw i have no face
>>706353832
I think a tale needs be told
link?
>>706354149
story?
>>706353650
Suck my pussy
>>706353813
>literally missing the point
If you think the most gruesome-looking injuries always create the most pain and it's exponential and there's no ceiling, you're retarded.
>>706342044
How is it that diamonds are the hardest metal?
>>706354056
Oh, but I did when I noticed what you did there..."experienced pain like this in his life previously."
>>706342044
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
>>706353166
yeah man im sure hes felt the feeling of having his face flayed before
>>706354311
Is it clean?
>>706354069
It's not that complex a thought to think...
>I wish I weren't dying
>I wish I had more time
>I wish I had lived differently
It's not like it would have taken him a whole afternoon to think those thoughts. Fraction of a second...
I would imagine he would be begging for it to end as soon as possible. Must have been hell.
>>706354534
>>706354611
You guys need to go back and re-read what I wrote. Pay particularly close attention to the sentence structure. Reading comprehension is at zero tonight...
>>706354689
I truly doubt he's thinking that. I mean come on, he's probably only focused on how brutally he's being killed. Do you really think his thoughts would be elsewhere as fucked up as this is?
>>706354689
That level of cognition is actually pretty complex. I would concur that as the result of lowered blood pressure, adrenaline and terror he is likely functioning at a low level.
Video can be seen at http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
>>706345734
>>706354935
Please explain then to an anon that is far from illiterate but dropped out of high school. Obviously my grammar isn't up to par.
>>706354149
Sure
>House gets damaged in hurricane and have to find a new place to live
>put the word out at my job and one of my coworkers approaches me, tells me his roommate just moved out and he's desperate to find someone
>move on a monday and release throughout the course of the week that something is wrong
>guy never sleeps, has weird friends and "associates."
>By Wednesday I'm calling my pops, setting up plans for a Saturday lunch. I was planning on telling him about the situation so I could make home for a couple weeks till I found something suitable and away from crazy fuckers.
>Friday night I get home after working 14 hours straight. Cook and eat a steak and pass out in my bed
>wake up in the middle of the night because I'm having trouble breathing. Realize very slowly that something is sitting on my back and hitting me in the back of my head.(I sleep on my stomach)
>fight or flight kicks in like I've never felt before.I get one arm under myself and push myself up. At the same time I reach over my head and try to grab what is attacking me
>I I get a hold of something and pull it down on top of me, reach up with other hand and feel a face.
>Thumb finds eye and digs like I'm looking for gold.
>Hear the most chilling shriek of my life and suddenly it is off me.
>At this point the room is almost pitch black, the only light coming from the street light hitting the blinds of my window.
>All I see is a human shape and I attack, not because that's the sort of thing I would normally do but because I just got fucking woken up by a thing that is attacking me in my sleep that screams like a demon spawn from fucking hell.
>We fight for awhile. I realize I'm hitting this thing very fucking hard in the face and its not really reacting to the blows.
>>706355282
God I know I'm going to watch this video again, it's like crack.
Their conversation is actually kinda funny. You got a guy who is seriously worried about his collegues´ brutality, you got another guy contantly telling faceless dude that he fucked up and worked for the wrong cartel, you got a guy who is pissed about how dull his box cutter is, someone laughs about the faceless dude being an idiot and biting the box cutter, and someone saying to put a boot on him so he stops moving. I think someone also reccomends cutting off his cheeks so he stops gargling on blood too. Playlist is sweet. They really took him to funky town haha
>>706355160
It surely wasn't the only thought he was thinking, but fuck yeah it crossed his mind... how could it not? Dying must be a pretty profound fucking moment. Human beings are animals, but we're complex animals. Let's discuss the opposite end of the spectrum for a second...
When you eat something delicious, does your mind go blank? When you're making love to a woman, does your mind go blank? We're not cavemen. You're probably thinking...
>fuck this food is delicious but it probably isn't good for me but fuck it I'll go the gym this week even though I haven't been to the gym in a while oh fuck this food is good
And...
>man this pussy is tight but do I love this girl? do I even LIKE this girl? Fuck it feels good but I think she's catching feelings and I might be leading her on a little bit....
Etc etc etc. And those thoughts don't take very long to think. Your brain can think these thoughts very, very quickly.
>>706354411
Of course there's a "ceiling" for pain but are you fucking kidding me? What in the possible hell could have happened to him previously that caused as much pain as this? I don't even want to start.
>>706345202
Win
>>706355503
Somehow what you've taken away from my post is that I suggested the man has experienced a similar level of pain before. What I *actually* suggested was that while the pain may not be something he's experienced before, it doesn't have to be exponentially greater than the pain he *has* experienced before. Somehow you missed that, like, completely.
>>706355651
Haha yeah that's why I put it up. Get your crack at the link guys
>>706355945
Please translate the conversation line by line? would be nice for us who can't understand :)
>>706355949
You're missing the main point here...neither of those scenarios comes close to getting your hands chopped off, your face skinned off, and then your throat slowly cut to pieces.
>>706355643
cont pls
>>706356349
it would be massively greater than what he has ever felt before, until shock kicked in. you are still retarded. while they were peeling his face off it would be just about the most pain you can inflict on someone
Fuck the level of neckbeard WELL ACTUALLY faggots in this thread is staggering
>>706356349
Come on now do you really think he's experienced anything close to this in his life?
>>706347837
3 guys 1 hammer has more bang for your buck in the gurgling area.
>>706356120
OK let's just fucking start with pain 101... what causes pain and where do we find the largest bundles (hint) of them in the human body? I'll give you another hint, it's not the neck. So while it's a bloody fucking mess and looks gruesome, it may not be as painful as another injury that looks far less impressive.
>>706349564
The reason to build a wall.
>>706344509
>>706346782
Gee, thanks Richard. I wouldn't have known!
>>706342044
he;s thinking about thos Beans
>>706355643
continued from before
>at some point we start grappling and end up sliding up against the wall, flipping the light switch.
>sure enough its my fucking weird ass coworker/roommate that I've known for a week.
>I'm covered in blood Carrie style and he has my favorite double edges, serrated work knife in his hand.
>realize I've been getting stabbed the entire time.
>We have a small moment
>he backs up and I ask him "what the shit?"-"actually I don't care I need a hospital." - "I have no idea what I did to you or what happened to you but I need help and I promise you after I get help I'll help you figure this out" type of shit is said and he flatly tells me I have to die.
>Fight starts back up. I punch he stabs, I punch he stabs.
>Blood loss becomes a real thing and I lose all coordination and balance. I end up falling over my dresser, land on my knees and find myself stuck.
>can't will my legs to move for shit.
>This fucker pulls out a legit whip and I just look at him.
>thankfully he uses it to choke me out instead of you know, whipping me.
>wake up some time later after the coolest near death hallucination and realize my wallet and car keys are gone.
>end up walking door to the neighbors apartment and asking her to call the cops since my hands aren't working and I cant work a cellphone.
>Sit out in the parking lot waiting for cops and medics.
>end up in the back of the paramedics vehicle looking up at the rectangular light fixture on the roof.
>Think to myself "that's just like the lights on the school bus that come on when the bus driver pulls up to railroad tracks."
>wake up two days later in the hospital
Tl:DR Got stabbed by a suicidal drug addict looking to steal enough money to overdose and survived. Learned some pretty neat things about the human body as a response.
>>706356918
Uh, you forgot the part where his face has been filleted off and his hands chopped off...can you please give me one example of pain this man could have experienced that came even close to this? Holy fuck I think you're trolling me now.
>>706351468
underrated tbh fam
>>706357290
Cool scars?
Only gore video that has made me cringe.
>>706356918
did you even watch the video? he has no face you fucking idiot
>>706356546
No, *you're* missing the point. Your argument is basically...
>pain means he can't think thoughts anymore
And that's... just not true.
When the dentist dug a tooth out of the roof of my mouth with a scalpel and no novocaine, I was screaming bloody murder but I was also thinking shit too.
This video actually sorta got to me. Maybe there's hope for me yet.
>>706357290
man thats pretty sick .
got one question , do you fear death now ?
>>706357674
Lmfao we're done with this conversation.
>>706357885
OH OK
>>706357559
35 of them. The arm ones are actually pretty rad. The small ones look like crosses because they stapled my shit back together and a few of the larger ones go straight through to the other side of the arm. With the knife being serrated and all it produced some pretty unique scarring that actually I can't complain about. I got a long 10 to 12 inch one that runs from the navel to mid stomach that kinda gives me fake abs. So jokes on that fucker that stabbed me. He's sitting in prison for 30 mandatory years and I'm walking around with sweet ass arm scars and fake abs.
>>706342044
Gimmie dat sauce
>>706358074
did you get your car back?
sorry you had to deal with that.
>>706357674
you are comparing 2 completely different scenarios now
>being at the dentist
>being tortured and flayed by cartel
we will never know what he was thinking but it would be likely he was in so much pain and in such a shocked state he wouldn't be able to think any kind of complex thought
>>706357836
I absolutely fear the idea that I might prematurely have to depart this awesome ride called life but at the end of the day if you threaten my wellbeing I will do everything in my power to fucking end you. There is no thing called fear if my fight or flight kicks in and my subconscious chooses fight. So I don't fight people anymore,
>>706357290
Ive had near death hallucination before too. what was your like?
>>706358345
Yeah he ran it into a brick wall and I got it fixed. I told him at the trail during my impact statement that he failed to kill me and my 240sx. I got a couple chuckles.
thingken of life
>>706358485
Bro I'm drawing a very loose comparison to make a point that experiencing pain, or any feeling for that matter, and whatever degree of that feeling, doesn't render one incapable of thinking thoughts, even if only fleeting thoughts.
>>706358602
It started off like the chapter page of a dvd. Scenes of my life played out in real time. In my head I was simultaneously experiencing several experiences at once but I think that was ultimately a trick of the mind. I remember rewatching a period of my life when my Vietnam vet of a granddad told me to "stick a thumb in an eye" if I ever get backed into a corner and this made me immensely happy. IT ended up with me on my favorite beach watching the sun set over the water (which wasn't right because I lived on the east coast, and that was when I realized what was happening) and the clouds were shaped like the faces of my niece and nephew. It was the most beautiful thing I'll ever probably see and it centered me.
When I woke up it wasn't this slow groggy process. I was fueled by that experience to save myself and I did
>>706358485
He literally compared pulling a tooth to be being on your death bed being mutilated in the worse way possible.
I mean really? LOL.
>>706359448
>still missing the point
>>706358129
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/
>>706359616
your "point" is fucking retarded thats why eveyrone is ignoring it.
using shitty examples and flawed logic to try to prove something that we will never know
niggers
While that seems brutal, as someone who has researched into that shit, he absolutely deserved it.
You should know that cartels have some sort of honor, however weird that may sound, and will NEVER do that to a civilian or someone who is barely into the game.
That was someone who either stole from them, knowing the outcome if caught, or someone who murdered their members in the same way. Don't be sorry for that faggot and be thankful that one trash is clearing the other
>>706359938
>ignoring it
Uh seems to me that no one here has been ignoring it, like, at all. In fact we've all but dedicated this thread to. So if ignoring a point is the criteria by which a point is deemed retarded, my point -- by your "logic" -- is *not* retarded.
Stay mad, faggot
>>706354525
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth’s orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.
>>706342044
it'll take a crane to get me out
>>706360348
it's true that you can't argue with stupid, holy shit.
>>706360093
They've beheaded women who tweeted against them, murdered politicians children
Cartels have no honour
>>706361757
Couldn't have said it better myself! Well, maybe I could have...
