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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
QOTT: How many friends does your waifu have?
>>706339044
Salt gets balanced out by other things. You're just slowly preserving yourself. For the future.
>>706339437
I was playing a light mech with more firepower than most assaults.
>>706339899
Vigil is the new memelord?
>>706340087
Many.
Claim
Pew
>>706340087
Quite a few, she's probably the friendliest person in the school.
>Except M16
>M16s a bitch
>>706340190
I like that picture
>>706340087
She has a few. Enough to be considered a yuri harem.
>>706340034
Gotta stay hydrated man. I used to drink a glass of water in between shots when I noticed my hangovers were getting worse and worse.
Tenryuu claimed
>>706340034
Then i hope you have a rope
>>706340190
I like this idea. But my kidneys don't.
Koumefag reporting in
>>706340034
Don't recognize the lyrics? Hmm... What a shame...
>>706340102
Um... Thanks... I guess...
Here
>>706340367
You're shiro
C-Can I get some spicy memes please?
>>706339717(Ruby)
I got a set of Clorophyte gear. The others in the server are exceedingly helpful, I'm pretty much just along for the ride
>>706339926(Ran)
I think I remember you saying this now. I gotta pay attention more
>>706340034(Bully Bote)
I quit
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>706339454
Mmh...
>>706339581
I don't think I am yet. But I do want to improve my beer culture.
Everyone's get what he can get, no harms.
>>706339717
Just a series of random coincidences then.
I actually didn't come back because "my reason" moved somewhere else.
>>706339747
It's actually 2am here.
We'll most likely end up meeting each other more often from now on, I guess.
If I keep on checking the thread.
>>706339926
Who knows.
>>706340034
I was tired of the raindrops falling on my head.
>>706340572
a fresh and spicy one for you
>>706340459
Don't act like you don't know
>>706340554
What
>>706340572
Cock
>>706340190
>>706340399
Hmm, I'll do that next time
>>706340454
I have the stool
>>706340459
I'm sorry, I'm just really really hungover right now
>>706340601
I'm not a bully
>>706340755
A nice analogy for my drunken shenanigans
>>706340755
I just know not to discuss beer with EU fags. They are so up there ass when it comes to beer I just save myself the headache.
>>706340572
>>>/S4S/
Enjoy the cancer. Don't let it kill you on the way out
Sup bitches. Im making some bomb ass bbq wings atm
>>706340755
Im usually here. You can usually just summon me by saying Kinpantsu three times or post blondes.
>>706340960
You called me shiro in the last thread best gun.
>>706341030
It will definitely help.
>>706340572
Mizure is best rosario-waifu
>>706340821
That's a depressing meme.
If he goes through with it I hope he hasn't done anything embarrassing online.
>>706340960
>
>pics on request
>>706341070
But they're boring.
>>706340755
Hi Nowaru.
Nepu claim!
>>706340087
>How many friends does your waifu have?
She is too busy to maintain plenty of friends, but the other vocaloids or UTAUs are good ones.
>Best fox now claimed
>>706341216
>I hope he hasn't done anything embarrassing online.
>>706341195
Speak of the Devil and She Shall Appear.
POWERING UP MEGAGIGA MOKA mk5
ONLY QUADS CAN SAVE YOU!
>>706341093
Fuck, I meant Shino.I just talk to Shiro a lot and typed it instinctively
>>706341089
ur bbq an shit
>>706341355
>That armor
This infuriates me to no end
>>706341496
Hello Digimon
>>706341551
But best fox is already claimed
>>706340034
Heh, they won't be made again though I assume.
Since nobody stole best gril while I was away,
KIRARA CLAIM DESU
>>706341030
Alternatively you can break your bottle of rum and ram it into your lung for more oxygen. Always works.
>>706341661
God damn it moka.
Mizore best.
Only triple trips beat me!
>>706341772
Catgun.
>>706340960
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, something something, to each their own.
>>706341030
I see. No worries then. Every time I see the word Stellar anywhere the song from Incubus gets stuck in my head.
>>706341216
You're in luck then, apparently I forgot how to link across boards...
>>706341380
Rev? Is that you?
Or are you Taco?
>>706341661
Fuck off, ya roid raging cunt.
>>706341355
Nepu bby <3 I missed you
>>706341030
Ayy Ama. Would get drunk more often if I didn't care about my liver.
>>706341035
I guess you won't have a headache with me then.
>>706341093
I'll save the ritual for future uses~
>>706341216
You might just get some Hanako's booty.
>>706341355
Hi Hi NepNep~
>>706341869
DIEEEEEE!
>>706341878
Taco taco taco taco taco
Hello~
>>706341551
Hi, Ran.
>>706341772
Not very functional but very cute, right?
>>706341881
Hiya Alice, and sorry, I've been busy doing nothing and getting drunk in places.
>>706342055
Hey Nowaru, why are you always so tsundere?
>>706341878
Idol a cute btw.
>>706341869
>>706342055
Girly booty.
>>706342182
Nou
>check these dubulubs.
>>706342214
Bread bread bread bread bread.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAcDOuPxMyQ
>>706341772
But she's still a jew
>>706341829
nobody took her because nobody knows who that is
>>706342055
Good, cause I'd sooner just ignore you.
>>706342503
Hey Ruri. Did you eat today?
>>706341124
I'm not very smart when it comes to these things
>>706341774
Not anytime soon, that's for sure
>>706341855
Will a bottle of whiskey do?
>>706341878
Hopefully it's a good thing for you~
I'll give the song a listen
>>706342055
>caring about your liver
Noire, dear, we need to change that
>>706341869
Not a cat!
>>706341878
>Hip
That's a butt right there
A cute one
>>706342483
Not cute, I prefer real armor
>>706342511
And?
>>706342764
It comes with experience. If you DO have a hangover, a pretty decent cure is a 5 Hour Energy shot poured into a Gatorade. But it is best to avoid the hangover all together by drinking water as you drink your alcohol.
>>706342483
Sounds like a lot of fun, you didn't even invite us :(
>>706342503
Hello Ruri, how are you tonight?
>>706342859
>implying Nepu isn't cute enough to make the armor irrelevant
Clearly worst cat...
>>706342214
You are most definitely not my nigga Taco.
Have I seen you on these threads before? Or any other anime thread along these lines?
>>706342495
Thanks
>>706342764
It's a blessing and a curse.
>>706342483
But I wasn't even acting like one!
>>706342495
Damn straight.
>>706342596
Kek. Don't worry about me then~
>>706342764
I don't think that would be a good idea...
>>706342511
.........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H0J98SidHA
>>706342985
She may be cute, but not cute enough to block my autism
>>706343021
I don't usually talk about beer so no problem.
>>706342859
Catgun go rat tat tat?
>>706342987
>admitting to the cute.
>>706342764
So there's still a possibility. Well, good idea to space it out like that.
>>706342495
Leek leek leek leek leek.
>>706342987
I'm not and I don't think so.
>>706343021
I know, I just love getting the tsun side of people ;^) How you doing?
>>706342985
I dunno if you could keep up with me Alice, I'm a bit of a heavy drinker.
>>706342443
HELLO-
>>706342055
Yes do that!
>>706342495
Be careful mega moka is tuff.
>>706343391
Rule 1 of waifu claiming: Tomoko's already been claimed.
>>706342859
Yeah... I don't draw any of these. Chances are something got lost in translation, seeing as the artist is Japanese.
>>706342764
I'll make it easy for you, seeing as you've got that hangover and all.
https://youtu.be/-nqRkAsZumc
>>706343397
Not really admitting, beauty in the eye of the beholder blah blah blah you know what I mean...
>>706343459
Well that's a damn shame. Used to be another Mikubro I knew a few years back by the name of Rev. Dude was chill as fuck, but I never got his Steam so I could keep on contact with him.
>>706343391
Well, neither I do. Still, it's always something you can talk about.
>>706343549
Heh...I see how it is~
I'm okay, doing fine just like always.
I'd love to stay here but, it's better for me if I actually get some sleep...
>>706343629
Alright, alright~
Anyway, I should go to sleep if I want to actually make it to work tomorrow.
Goodnight guys~
>>706343391
I like that pic
>>706343397
No cat gun here, just Galil.Sorry.
>>706343474
Nice butt
>>706343549
Hello PlayStation girl
>>706343760
Doesn't make you any less cute
>>706343391
Your autism will never be as strong as mine, my friend
>>706343474
Dr!
>>706343549
I definitely couldn't :(
I have had poor luck with alcohol to date
>>706343842
Good night
>>706343459
Peek peek peek peek peek.
>>706343629
Not as tuff as mee.
>>706343760
Weak roundabout, cutie.
>>706343746
Yeah, you gotta wake up pretty early to claim Tomoko.
>>706343842
Until people start beer wars. I'm not a beer elitist. My favorite beer is the closest one. My least favorite beer is an empty one.
>>706343854
Any particular reason why?
>>706343939
Is that a challenge? Well you probably win this one.
>>706344082
That was actually sent to the wrong person. That was to Galil.
Though I'm surte my autism outdoes yours as well
>>706343842
Aaw, goodnight thunder tighs.
>>706343854
Hello catgun girl!
>>706343939
Oh oh! Story time!
>>706344082
Oh well, seems like my internet got back just in time, I can stay here a bit more then.
That's a nice way of seeing things. I approve it.
カラミチーマス
It has been a long day
>>706344315
Still being here, see >>706344319
How are you anyway?
>T-Thunder thighs?
>>706344082
I don't know, it just looks nice
>>706344315
Not a Kitty!
>>706342596
Poplar.
Nope, nothing in the slightest. Had an apple if that counts.
You?
>>706342985
Hey hey, Alice. I'm alright, just sick of calculus right now.
How has your night been?
>>706343854
>>706343954
I can't win with you two, can I?>>706344348
Understatement of the century...
>I'm surprised nobody here has claimed that catboy yet
>>706342948
I always tell myself to drink more water as I drink, but I never did it. It's as if I was trying to make me suffer
>>706342987
Can't be that bad
>>706343021
Noire pls, give more love to your liver, it needs it
>>706343419
Of course, I love getting drunk way too much.
>>706343760
Why thank you, much appreciated.
>>706343842
Goodnigh- nevermind >>706344319
>>706344310
Probably. I try not to let my autism out, but it happens.
>>706344319
One of the best ways. I've had people at parties seriously get uppity about beer, and I just tell them "You won't drink it? I will. Move."
>>706344481
Mmmmmmkay.
>>706344566
One Apple? A whole apple? Ruri. Come on. Go make a sandwich. Even if it's just tuna fish or a slice of cheese with lettuce.
>>706344675
Nope :^)
>>706344920
What's that implying?
>>706343954
Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.
>>706343760
Now I feel a little bad, it would be a really interesting reunion if it happened right here, right now.
Sucks that there's no way to message anyone directly from 4chan, exchanging contacts here can be a terrifying thing to do.
>>706344566
Are you confirming if an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
>>706344481
You sure?
>>706344473
Of course! Beru is thunder tits, you're thunder tighs, I'm thunder ass and Buran is obviously thunder mouth.
>>706344874
It really is. I have almost felt hangovers come on, and disperse just by drinking water if that makes any sense.
>>706345064
Nothing. Just saying "Mmmmmmkay."
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>706344874
One of your favorite past times then eh?
>>706344874
I'll give more love to you instead~
>This pats the Matsu
>>706344920
I know the feel.
>Literally me and some other pals
>"I got some wine"
>Friend tastes it
>"Tastes like diesel"
>"Still wine though"
>"True that"
>Drinks more
>>706345232
I feel bad for not playing the last Neptunia chapter yet. Missing out some cash since I want all the DLCs too.
Not bad though~
>>706345232
Yes I'm sure
>>706345334
OK
>>706344315
There isn't really much of a story to tell. Just poor luck when it came to waking up and not having enough in me to prevent the alcohol from just going through me
>>706344566
My night hasn't been too bad. Fuck calculus though, I could never actually finish it
>>706345460
I tried to get my friends to drink wine. But they don't like it for some reason. I guess the sweetness is too much for them. Guess that happens when literally every other alcoholic beverage that isn't a mixed drink is bitter as fuck.
>>706345580
K then.
>>706345460
You don't have it? I mean, you wouldn't ilegally download it, right? RIGHT?!
>>706345580
Why are you so sure about it?
>>706345624
I've never throwed up before! I'm stronk!
>>706344874
You're welcome~
>>706345064
Then I surrender. There is no winning this for me.
>>706345231
Nah, don't worry about it. People come and go, what can you do?
>>706345781
Alright
>>706345869
Because Galil is a fox
>>706346015
Now that you've admitted it you can never again say you aren't cute
>>706345781
There are wines that are pretty bitter.
Not many but there are.
And yeah, I'd just have to see the discos around here, it's the total opposite, almost no one drinks bitter stuff and beers.
>>706345869
I-I just said I miss some cash...that doesn't mean I'm going to illegally download it..!
>>706345334
Drowning the hangover away
I like it
>>706345369
Quite possibly, yes.
Played any OW as of late?
>>706345460
L-lewd!
>this acts all tsun and stuff
>>706346015
Not quite what I expected, but still an enjoyable song
You have cursed me
>>706346130
*affirmative grunt*
>>706346172
Yeah, true. But again I just drink whatever is put in front of me.
>>706346263
Kind of. More like replacing the water your drunk ass probably pissed out.
>>706346477
Uh huh.
>>706346172
That's right! You wouldn't download a car now, would you? Although, I might be able to maybe find a download link if you were to be doing some piracy. If you catch my drift.
>>706346130
How do you know?
>>706340087
You know the drill by now.
>>706345869
It just seems to be, no matter how much water I drink, it's never enough to prevent it. It's quite frustrating.
Where can I get Hyperdimension Neptunia? I didn't see it on steam and the torrent with the most seeders has 4...
>>706346724
But that's heresy!
>>706346130
Oh well. That's the cost of defeat.
>>706346263
It's not all bad.
>>706346263
Come on...
I was just being nice~
>>706346477
I think most do so if they just want to get drunk.
>Most
>Implying
>>706346724
Why does this sounds like black market to me.
Although, I wouldn't download Neptunia. Other things besides that? Most likely yes. Depends.
claimed
>>706346711
>
>>706347003
I find it easier to introduce new drinks to people when they are already drunk.
>>706346015
Assuming you can't get private contacts, the best you can do is having fun meeting new people, enjoying the ones you can talk to as much as possible and being happy that you did talk to others at some point.
>>706347003
>>706346880
Of course! It's heresy! I was just testing you to see if you were paying attention, ha, ha ha.
>>706346848
(Meet me in the dark alley in ten minutes)
>>706346724
How do you know your waifu isn't actually a skinwalker?
>>706346770
I don't though
>>706346906
So how does it feel being cute?
>>706347153
Yo, that's pretty lewd
>>706347156
>
>>706346263
Yep, I have. Was shooting for the diamond in comp, until I realized you needed to play regularly to keep your rank. Satisfied with platinum, maybe.
How about you?
>>706347413
Yes you do, I see a waifu claiming thread, and i ironically post Mitzi Mozzarella.
>>706347314
Meeting in a dark alley sounds dangerous, Can we meet in a bright open area instead?
>>706346477
Oboy, I pissed like a fucking gallon today and yesterday
Good thing I didn't kiss the toilet
>>706346906
Of course not~
>>706346724
10/10 would giggle again
>>706347003
And look where that got us~
>>706347457
I'm still a gold nigger
Although I can reach platinum if I played more.
>>706347314
>Dark alley
>10 minutes
Got it.
>>706347413
Kaname is a pretty lewd """"""""""""""""""girl""""""""""""""""""
>>706347156
Everything is easier about convincing when someone is drunk.
>>706347314
Well I was. And..you shouldn't trick me this way...Heh~
>Dark alley
I won't let you. I'll call Histy~
>>706347669
Heh...yeah~
>>706346257
>>706346263
Did somebody say lewd?
Erica claimed
your all shit and should feel like shit
hikage claimed
>>706347284
Yeah. Every time I see a Miku poster, I always wonder though.
>>706347413
I dunno, I have no point for comparison.
>>706347669
Incubus has been a favorite of mine since I was a kid.
>>706347669
Exactly. It's definitely about replacing the hydration you piss away.
>>706347809
Sometimes. Now that I think about it I've only ever had drunk sex so.
>>706347926
What's wrong Hikage?
>>706347413
Oh shit, you're good at this.
>>706347556
What? Can't two pals gather in a dark, secluded alley, with no witnesses around whatsoever? Is it really that unnerving to you, hun?
>>706347674
Wew, what a heretic you are ;^) ;^)
(I would have to repair my power cord and look up for the link though so I'll tell when I get it.)
>>706347809
What is it, Noire? Afraid of what could happen, the two of us, alone, in a cold, dark alley? ~<3
>>706347669
>laughingwhores.jpg
>>706347926
S nek.
here
>>706347926
who?
>>706347809
Would you happen to be trying to seduce me?
>>706347822
I guess
>>706348058
My favourite band are French Canadians
Went to one of their live performance a while back, was a ton of fun
>>706348059
Got it, had myself a glass
Didn't realise how thirsty I actually am
>>706348279
Whoa that's like fuckin' mean
>>706347508
I did not know this
>>706347799
Post more lewds
>>706347863
Sieg heil
>>706347926
You're*
;^)
>>706348058
Loving that pic tbh
>>706348279
Or am I?
>X Files theme song plays
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>706348279
Links? I thought it was dungeon rape.
