You come home early one afternoon and you find your 14 y/o son making out with another boy in his room.
Now, assuming that you are a mature and responsible adult, what do you do?
>>706335686
Join in
check the teddy cam and see if i got any juicy footage
>>706335686
offer those boys a beer because I'm a "Cool Dad"
>>706335767
that's gross, he said it was your son and another boy.
Go to bathroom.
Jerk off.
>>706335686
Film it, sell it. Invest proceeds into a new ungay family.
>>706335910
I heard what he said, faggot
>>706336036
you're sick. never reproduce.
Shoot both in the head, fuck my wife, and start over.
Have sex with him as punishment for being gay
>>706335686
Who fucking cares? Ask him if everything is OK and that there's nothing wrong with being gay. If Oberyn Martell can fuck dudes, my son could do it as well.
>>706336133
Welcome to /b/ faggot
Say "well I guess time flys when you're a faggot" and slam the door.
I would rethink life and dissown my gay child. He needs puss puss not pee pee
>>706335910
Go back to Twitter new fag
Teach them about anal sex because I'm a Cool Dad
>>706336227
Solid logic. I agree.
>>706336133
according to the thread he already has
>>706336133
lmao
>>706335686
walk out of his room and right out of his life. Deuces faggot.
>>706336284
just because i've newly discovered my sexuality doesn't mean i can't post on /b/ you loser
Teach them about being a Cool Dad because I am a Cool Dad
>>706335767
fpbp
>>706335686
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>706335767
this
>>706336397
top kek
>cant figure out if troll or newfag pc police
Scream MODS MODS MODS until they vanish into thin air
>>706336133
Fuck off faggot your kind doesnt belong here
>>706335686
Shrug shoulders "its not like they can get pregnant."
Why is everyone on this board such cucks, this thread is full of moral fags and faggots who can't make or take jokes. When did /b/ come to this point?
turn 360 degrees and walk away because im a cool dad who respects his privacy
>>706336457
thx babe
>>706336133
>>706335910
see some people appreciate me
Call some hookers and force them to fuck them
>>706336456
This Cool Dad seems like a real Cool Dad
>>706335686
karate chop them between their faces, effectively stopping them from kissing
>>706336227
Good job anon, you did well.
>>706336598
not wanting to fuck your son makes you a moral fag.
>mfw
>>706336249
>>706336594
taking the bait like a niggerfaggit
>>706336133
good bait/10
>>706336666
This is the true answer
Quads supports it.
turn 180 degrees and moonwalk into them so they can rim my ass
>>706335686
This situation would never come to pass, because I would have raised my son right and not exposed him to degenerate, liberal filth on talmudvision and would have educated him on sex and sexuality and normal sexual relations. I would have also spent the time deprogramming the bullshit pumped into kids' minds by marxist controlled public schools, assuming I was unable to afford to send him to a private school or homeschool him.
>>706336255
Semi-well memed. Also dubs checkt
>>706335686
I'd castrate the lil fucker and feed his aids infected balls to his little boyfriend since he won't ever use em'
can I get CEIN HEIL!
>>706335686
I HATE GAYS SO MUCH HOLY FUCK SO DIGUSTING EUGH I WOULD ABSOLUTELY MURDER THEM BOTH
BLARGH I FEEL LIKE PUKING ALREADY JUST KILL ME I CANT HANDLE THIS HOMOSEXUALITY
>>706336397
What did you call him? A loser, dear God how will he continue his life? A seemingly great life ruined! Thrown into shambles because you called him a loser! What's that? You have newly discovered your sexuality? You being a faggot allows you to dictate who should reproduce? Or did you become a faggot because you couldn't get a hug from the opposite sex. Fuck off fag, go back to Tumblr so you don't get triggered.
>>706335686
Beat son to death with the skull of the faggot he was kissing
>I'm voting for Trump
Go in next stall do same
>>706335686
Make both faggots suck me off, and continue to do so of they wish to keep seeing each other. Once old enough, penetrate other fag not my son, and make him a fucktoy twink on the side.
>>706336896
>>706336877
CEIN HEIL!!
>>706336666
Winwar
>>706335686
Accept that my son is gay, make sure he's not doing anything stupid later.
>>706335686
quickly walk out with an awkward look on my face and say "sorry!"
wouldnt everyone do this
>>706336666
Quads have spoken
>>706335686
Well now you have no choice but to molest his asshole.
not because you're gay but because you have to assert dominance
>>706336963
is the nose bandaid some japanese thing?
>>706336776
Taking the nigger faggot like a bait.
>>706335686
Shoot the other guy. Stab son to death, wipe my prints off, and put it into dead fag's hand. Tell the police I came home, found gay guy raping my son's dead, stabbed body - with the knife still in his hand, stabbing my son he had already murdered! Then he came at ME, in a homosexual sex frenzy, and I shot him dead.
>>706335686
install a hidden camera and suggest they have a sleep over while I am 'out of town for the weekend'
>>706335686
Explain to both of the boys that bisexual and gay men have HIV 20% of the time according to the CDC. Then I kick the little faggot out and ground my gay son.
>>706336899
>What did you call him? A loser, dear God how will he continue his life? A seemingly great life ruined! Thrown into shambles because you called him a loser! What's that? You have newly discovered your sexuality? You being a faggot allows you to dictate who should reproduce? Or did you become a faggot because you couldn't get a hug from the opposite sex. Fuck off fag, go back to Tumblr so you don't get triggered.
sounds like you're pretty triggered
>>706337137
yes and the appeal is that it implies that these are -real- boyish boys who play rough and do sports and outdoors stuff
>>706335686
>>>706335686
>homosexual sex frenzy
>unzip my pants
>Tell my son to come suck it
>Tell other boy to turn around and finger yourself
>Cum in my boys mouth and tell him to fuck him now
>Watch in ecstasy
>>706337339
..in japan. boys who play sports. often put bandaids on their noses.
okay. i dont get it.
I give him a condom, and explain to him how much more prevalent HIV is in the gay community, and that gay men will always be promiscuous and they don't wear condoms cause they can't get pregnant....because I'm a cool dad.
>>706337203
lost at came at me
>>706336605
360 degrees is a full circle you faggot
act normal and dont be disapproving, but stay up late all through the night wondering if i have gay feminine sperm.
>3 daughters
>finally a son
>who is gay at 14.
>tfw inferior sperm
First I would throw an absolute bitch fit. I would scream and call him a faggot and throw his Xbox into his TV. I would force his friend out of my house and would lecture him for hours on the evils of homosexuality.
The next step is scared straight camps. I would send my son to multiple over the course of the summer even pulling him out of school to attend seminars. I will sign any waiver needed so they could beat the gay out of him, shock the gay out of him, fuck it waterboard the gay out of him if we have to.
This would go on for a few years until my son is 110% he is not gay. Then at his 16th birthday party I would gather everyone up and tell them I have a huge announcement. Something I've bee holding back for a long time.
I'm gay.
>>706335686
Cut his arms off.
>>706337673
Fucking newfaggot cuck
Introduce them to meth and sex toys
>>706335686
Well for starters, as a human being with his own rights, you should ask yourself what YOU think about it.
Now, disregard all of those thoughts that you've processed (lol), ask if he has some spare time, if he already knows that you know then he'll be expecting something pretty bad words.
SO, depending how you feel, both endings should end with the same conclusion: the two of you moving on living the rest of your lives in peace, accepting one another regardless of their sexual orientation.
If you don't approve of how he lives, then tell him.
Say "Listen, I understand your lifestyle, I don't know how you view it yourself, but just know that I understand. I may not appreciate the lifestyle but as long as you're happy we should be fine".
If you DO accept how he lives, then I'm assuming you can just use your best judgement to talk and comfort him.
and if he doesn't like the fact that you don't like his lifestyle, then that's when you tell him to fuck off and to understand you as you understood him. With mild resentment but pure acceptance.
>>706337728
ahahahahaha
>>706335686
Make them both suck my dick.
>>706337696
>stay up late all through the night wondering if i have gay feminine sperm.
I laughed but then I started to wonder if I have gay feminine sperm.
>>706335686
Fuck boipucci
>>706337728
10/10 would read again
i'd tell my son to make this post
>>706335686
Be relieved that I don't have to worry about him fucking some google and bringing home a halfbreed.
>walk in
>stare awkwardly
>" son you should let us know when you have friend over "
>glance over at " friend "
>Hi im dad
>" hello Mr. Anon "
>" Well run along now, im sure Anon has home work to do "
>" okay Mr. Anon "
>watch him leave
>Turn back to son
>" isss....there anything you want to talk about son? "
>" No dad "
>" alright, like i said just make sure you te- "
>"I know, dad, ill let you know next time, sorry"
>" okay son "
>turn to leave, but turn back
>" hey Anon? "
>" yeah dad? "
>" have you had sex with a girl yet ? or had any sex at all ? "
>" no dad, not yet "
>" well do me a favor and atleast try the pussy for your old man before you do...this.. "
>Son smiles embarassed but nods in agreement
>" i leave it up to you to tell you mom, dinner is almost done, lets get that homework done with "
>" okay dad "
>" thanks son "
Basically how it would go for me.
>>706337866
if you have to wonder you know the answer
>>706337480
>play sports
>falls down
>puts on band aid
>look more rugged but also hurt
>makes viewer want to care for and dote on said injured boy
putting it on the face is just a overdone meme and adds to the shotacon-appeal
this anime cliche can get to ridiculous levels
>>706335686
I would use the cigarette carton approach. Post a CL add for an all male gangbang. Tell my son to get it out of his system and let all the men taken turns on him until he can't take anymore. Tell him that I hope he learned his lesson and to get some sleep because we have to get up early for church.
>>706335767
lol
>>706336227
Finally a sensible person on this website
>>706336666
My father tried to force my brother to go to strip clubs and get a hooker but he wouldn't do shit. Never even fucked a girl smh he probably a closet str8 and just wants to be different. Whaddafaggot
>>706335686
ask them if they need condoms and lube
>>706338124
now he just has the hunger for heaps of cocks and being dominated
Offer lube and alcohol or at least that is what I would do
>>706338010
>well do me a favor and atleast try the pussy for your old man before you do...this..
Sorry to say, that's not how it works.
>>706338103
ohhhhhhhhhhh
>>706338297
I'd feel uncomfortable if my family tried to get me laid
it might not be a big deal for them but as life goes on losing your virginity becomes more and more embarrassing.
he probably wants to lose it independently.
>>706335686
Beat him until he's straight
>>706338304
>using condoms during high school
theres basically zero risk of STDs unless you go to a ghetto school
even if you are fucking a girl, just pull out
dont ruin sex with condoms
>>706337673
holy helm what the actual fuck. this is the third time TODAY that i see a newfag fall for this. is this like the ultimate newfag detection question?
>>706338425
If my son has never had sex and is curious, I would atleast want him to try the beef before he eats the hot dog.
>>706336666
Checked
>>706338552
citation needed mr. hasaidsandprobablydoesn'tknowit
>>706338010
you know if you like pussy or not before you try it ..its not broccoli
I would probably get him some help from a psyciatrist since being gay is really a mental illness or if that doesn't work just dump him on the street
>>706338760
And what if decided to stick his dick in the pussy anyway? And then what happens when he discovers that pussy feels amazing as well?
Then he would think me for liking to fuck pussy and assholes.
>>706338552
hey bro, even if its a quickie, wrap that sticky
>>706338639
teens dont have STDs, everyone is (was) a virgin and its all within the same pool of people
unless someone is really a skank and gets infected from outside sources
>>706338585
Yeah okay, but that's not the way things work. Have you had sex with a guy just to make sure you wouldn't like it?
>>706338639
i agree with the other do, there is basically no risk when you are young. so enjoy that if you can. if you have only ever had sex with a condom, basically you are still a virgin because your dick has never touched the inside of a pussy
>>706338988
That's the most retarded thing I've ever read.
You know you can be born with stds right?
You know you can be mollested by a dirty uncle right?
You know there is no "pool of people' that skanky hoes bang exclusively right?
You fucking dipshit.
>>706338010
>at least try a pussy for the old man.
>"ok dad....hey, dad?"
>"Yes anon Jr.?"
>"did you ever...you know...experiment with guys?"
>"uh, no anon, I didn't."
>"well, how do you know the whole gay thing wasn't for you?"
>"I just knew. I loved pussy from day 1, I would never even think about a big, throbbing, veiny cock in my mouth...going in and out, making the man behind the cock smile and moan until he shoots a giant load into my mouth which I gladly slurp up and swallow down my little whore mouth."
>I notice anon jr. has his cock out, stroking it as I talk.
>Jesus fucking Christ! It's bigger than mine.
>I shut the door to his room, giving us some privacy
>I sit down on the bed. I know what I'm about to do is wrong, but I can't help myself.
>he moans as his cock goes in my mouth
>all 9 inches slide easily down the back of my throat
>I think for a moment, jesus, why couldn't femanon take my cock down her throat? It's tiny compared to this one.
>now I know, men are better cocksuckers...and I'm the best.
>"oh daddy, I'm gonna come!"
>I stroke his balls with my left hand, rub the base of his shaft with my right.
>a giant load of my sons man juice shoots in my mouth.
>I'm suddenly embarassed.
>"heh heh, well, you see son, I tried it...not for me!! I'll go see if mom's done cooking dinner."
That's how it really goes.
>>706339011
me? yes i have.
It was fun to experiment, but i prefer the tube snake boogie
start killing
>>706338978
.......... what.
you'd choose a vagina over this?
>>706338978
Yea that's not how it works. I wouldn't want someone to stick a cock up my ass because my father told me to try it at least once
>>706335767
/thread
>>706335686
Beat my wife because this obviously came form her genes
>>706335910
Stop killing the sexiness of this thread.
>>706338988
Truly someone who doesn't have any formal education about sex
>>706339138
>You know you can be born with stds right?
>You know you can be mollested by a dirty uncle right?
>You know there is no "pool of people' that skanky hoes bang exclusively right?
unless you go to a ghetto school in the projects you dont get these things.
>>706338988
Ok Mr. Logical Man.
>>706339328
BUt you do, that's why you should wear a condom you literal retard.
>>706335686
Honestly, just talk about it, and accept my son for who he is. There is nothing wrong with being gay. You are who you are, and that will never change.
How would you know you're not gay unless you try it?
>>706339333
>>706339326
>>706339138
>americans are so dirty and full of nignogs that young teens have STDs too
im glad i live in new zealand
>>706338978
it's not how it feels, it's the sex of the person you prefer. if you are gay you like fucking ass because that's the only option you have, seeing as you only like men ..im sure if some men had a vagina hole just under the ball sack then most gay men would prefer that because they would get to fuck a designated hole rather the a poo tube
>>706335686
I ask them to close the door so his bigoted mother can't see. Not my fault that I married an Aryan goddess, she was sexy and grabbed my junk when I met her. At least I contained her Third Reich collection to a single room.
>>706339248
Man on woman sex is the normal way evolution planned us to fuck.
If you decide to stick with anything besides the normal way to fuck, should you at least try it?
You argument is stupid, you are just offended.
biologically, you are not really suppose to shove giant dicks into the anus, but its is feasible, so some men enjoy it.
So it would be moronic to ask my son to try dick if he already liked pussy.
>>706336133
You must not know where you are.
>>706336227
I like your thinking anon.
>>706339554
new Zealand doesn't have some magic globe around it that protects you from STDs you fecking idiot.
>>706339554
You can't get STDs from sheep, that's true
>>706339682
evolution is just a string of mistakes strung together
theres gay sex in the natural world too, you know, it has been observed in thousands of animal species in the wild.
>>706339550
Such a hot guy. I need his cock in both of my holes. My dick will do a meat spin when I sit on his throbbing member until he sprays my boy pussy with yummy cream.
>>706339600
if my boyfriend got a vagina i'd fuck the hell out of him.
still wouldnt fuck women
>>706339682
But he obviously doesn't like the pussy you retard. That's why he is with another guy. Are you posting just to argue or are you actually this retarded?
>>706339852
right?? if i met him i'd be so shy, like "h-hi..."
>>706335686
i would beat the living fuck out of both of them
>>706339554
You live with aboriginals. They are the dirtiest of all niggers.
>>706335686
I would lock the door.
Then spray bear mace on both of them, throw plastic bags over their heads and handcuff them.
Then I'd start to beat their legs with metal rod.
>>706339820
gay sex in the animal world is not gay sex so much as it is just a confused juvenile learning how to reproduce.
Animals are not fucking each other in the ass because it feels good.
>>706339138
>is that a feminist?
>>706339796
are you retarded?
if 10 clean virgins all sleep with (and only with) one another, there is zero risk of STDs
if one of them sleeps with someone outside, and that someone outside has STDs, then it becomes a risk to everyone eventually
there are no skanks and aids babies and niggers here to pollute the schools when i was growing up
feels good man
>>706339554
Didn't realize STDs are exclusive to nignogs and Americans lmao. If that was to insult me, it didn't work because I'm not a nigger or an American. But keep using your lack of education to try to insult others, it's entertaining
>>706339950
I bet he would just be forward, like taking what's his before we could finish saying hi. Such a sexy man can be shared. Let's both bottom for him.
>>706340036
He's listing plausible scenarios where STDs can come from before teen years idiot
>>706340082
First of all, you don't know if they were mollested or if their mother had a disease. So your clean virgins aren't necessarily clean.
Throw in the fact that if 10 people are all fucking each other; there's nothing stopping them from fucking outside the group and spreading the disease to all 10 people since none of them have a functioning brain apparently.
This is why young gay men are getting hiv more than older gay guys. You fags are literally this dumb.
>>706339444
the risk of you fucking the one girl that was born with a major std (so fucking rare that it is passed on, even if the mom has something, plus the big ones would kill them before they got to fucking age) ..the chance that you get a std from a girl that was molested by an uncle, and in turn, that chance that that uncle had a std to pass on in the first place. all this is so so so low that if you are that afraid then you should seal yourself inside your basement because if you were to go outside and some one with a std sneezed into your eye, you are fucked.
>>706340082
>no skanks
What a sad place you live in where girls don't like to enjoy sex. I love sluts. Slut doesn't necessarily mean having sex unprotected with any stranger in case you didn't know.
>>706340425
Or just wear a condom since when you're a teenager you're a poor judge of character and teenagers are more likely to lie to each other than adults.
You could avoid the entire problem just by using condoms but no, fags like you ruin everything for everyone. It's idiiots like you that spread disease and ruin everything. 1 in 4 bitches have herpes because they're stupid and you're stupid. fuck.
>>706339854
yeah i get it, some retard out there think that if a gay man tries a vagina, he suddenly would like girls because a vagina feels better to fuck (objective)
>>706335686
Murder suicide
>>706340636
yes, thats why you should wear a bicycle helmet and kneepads and elbowpads everytime you ride a bike too!
dont forget your SPF50 sunscreen!
thanks for the tip bro, you are keeping us safe, captain!
>>706335885
pedo fuck
>>706340636
nope, if don't have any std's. and i got to feel glorious dick on pussy contact. i just haven't been stupid about who i fuck.
go live a fucking hole you scared little cunt
>>706340152
fuck i like the way you think
>>706339916
>But he obviously doesn't like the pussy you retard.
You've based that on absolutely nothing you fucking retard.
There's more to it than just liking/disliking genitals.
>>706341033
But I just explained how you were being stupid.
So you took a chance and didn't get burned. You very easily could have you mongoloid. Have you ever even been tested you retard?
>>706336133
Cant belive i have to be the one to checked this nigger
>>706340881
a scraped knee heels, a sunburn heels
you will never stop being a huge douche
>>706341231
dont leave the house if you are this paranoid
have some fucking QC about who you sleep with
>>706341391
>>>reddit is that way
>>706341303
>making a big deal about dubs
Bitch I get dubs in my sleep
>>706341441
So you've never been tested. You think you're clean, you think you have a clean history, but you MIGHT have an std with no symptoms such as chlamydia or hpv.
A woman might "have some fucking QC" and assume you're clean, get a disease, not know because she's dumb too and the disease spreads.
You're literally a cancer.
Call some ulta big cock nigers to rape them
>>706341852
>hpv
>Most HPV infections cause no symptoms and resolve spontaneously.[2]
>HPV is the most common sexually transmitted infection globally.[1] Most people are infected at some point in their lives.[5]
WOW ITS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE FEAR IN YOUR LIFE AND LIVE LIKE A CELIBATE MONK
kys
>>706342237
Yeah, just ovarian cysts that can lead to sterility and sometimes death.
no big deal, fuck condoms too hard
You're a nigger.
>>706340636
great sexual safety tips!! here's some more btw:
before sex, conduct blood test on the partner, her family, friends and anyone she has come into contact with in the past 3 years.
always wear 3-4 condoms for total safety. one can break.
when you do have sex, only make it max of 5 strokes in and out, then pull out and run! run like you have never run before.
before intercourse, lather your entire body, and that of your partners, in anti bacterial solution.
consider using your fingers only for penetration (with a full medical grade glove on)
most of all, just relax and have fun!
>>706342515
you can get cancer from eating BBQ meats
STOP EATING BBQ MEAT BECAUSE OF THAT 0.00000001% OF ILLNESS!
>>706342630
Or just don't raw dog 9 people in the course of a year. Cuz that's hard.
>>706336816
I don't know why I'm still laughing at this
>>706342766
i do what I want
>>706342237
I got it a few years ago. Haven't had an outbreak since.
That being said the first week I had it I thought it was the herpes or something serious.
I got home from work just feeling awful thinking my life was over
Turned on the TV and Brazil was plaYing germany. All those fucking Brazilians crying over that loss made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in years. And I knew everything was gonna be okay
I had a serious girlfriend a year later and when I told her I was super nervous. Turns out she really liked me and she knew it wasn't serious.
It's not the end of the world, just takes some time to realize that
>>706343079
Because you're a nigger and like most niggers you'll have an std. Enjoy.
>>706335686
Kick the shit out them? Like a good father would.
>>706341193
Then why make your example that simple? How about you give more basis onto what you were saying so at least someone can talk about it properly but if someone just says oh try pussy just one time for ur old man, I'm gonna go ahead and treat you like a fucking moron who isn't in high school aka where they at least learn a few things about sex
>>706342694
Source? Or are you just trying to look like a retard again?
>>706341231
yeah, i get tested every year as part of my medical. i wasn't being stupid, i took a calculated risk. the chances of me getting a std were so small that i was fine with doing it.
don't worry, i wouldn't expect you to understand. you are such a prisoner to your fears that you will always be a forever alone
>>706335935
You sir, are my hero
>>706343736\
>look like a retard again
you do realize you are talking with a bunch of different people right? ..not the same person.
>>706343736
https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/diet/cooked-meats-fact-sheet
>calling me a retard when this is charred food = caner is widespread knowledge
>>706343208
just keep fucking your tenga, you wont get stds from it. Why risk your precious condom breaking, you can never be 100% safe!
>>706336133
t. Edgelord
>>706344152
this charred food = cancer *
Disown him, simple as that. Tell him to move in with his gay lover and then pretend he doesnt exist.
>>706341139
Yes. I think that two bottoms & one top is the hottest of all threesomes.
>>706339972
So, daddy is into s&m...
>>706335686
I would hire a bunch of Russian whores to rub their pussies on those little bitches mouths
I believe taht Being this gay, there's probably nothing worse than contact with pussy. Especially from a perverted Russian crazy slut
Also would record and show to their gay friends to embarrass them haha
>>706335686
I have a 16yo daughter.
Quite frankly, if I came home and found her kissing another girl, or for that matter a boy, I'd be fine with it.
I mean shit man, what kind of hypocrite would I be to tell her not to kiss boys, or kiss girls, considering the fucked up shit I've done in my day? And on top of THAT, lets face it, life is life man! Enjoy it!
Granted, if the guy or girl was in their fucking 30s I'd have an issue. But her age range? Enjoy life.
>>706335686
beat him up and tell him he should stop being a fag if he wants to live in my house.
Point at other boy, "You, home, now."
Point at son, "You, get to your room, your grounded, I said no friends over while I'm not home, you betrayed that trust."
Other than that, continue life as usual.
>>706335686
"lock the door next time son."
I don't give a Fuck and you can suck my hairy balls
Still better than raising a daughter but at the same time I'd worry less of sexuality with a daughter
>>706344152
Didn't realize BBQ are the only types of meat can be charred. Fucking idiot
>>706335686
Get him a dildo for Christmas.
>>706344900
So if your son never outgrew his gayness you would like him less and less till at some age it's unacceptable?
>>706346243
Good dad, but just a bit too far. A new phone would probably be the thing to get him.
>>706346624
he's saying he'd flip if his 16 yo daughter was making out with a 40 yo woman. most people would flip in that case i think
>>706338584
it sure seems like it
Get a rifle and make sure this faggotry doesn't spread.
>>706347289
make love to me daddy
>>706338228
Not American you know. Gay rights are more accepted in my country. And even the former state church will allow gay marriage now (after its members voted for yes candidates in the church elections)
>>706336227
>liking game of the normies
kys fag
Even if he was a girl don't do that shit around me. I dont want to see my kids get physically intimate in my company.
>>706335686
Devour him so I may regain the energy I wasted raising that worthless son of a bitch.
>>706347554
>>706335686
This happened to me.
I found my son making out with one of his team mates.
>his boyfriend tries to get past me
>toss him back on the bed
>"sit down"
>"DADOMGIMSORRYILLNEVERDOITAGAIN"
>"shut up."
>both quiet
>"ok. Listen. Im not mad. You understand me?"
>reluctant nods
>"ok. Now, you two arent permitted to be alone in your room any more. It'd be the same rule if you had a girl you were into up here."
>nods
>"you guys can hang out in the tv room, dining, or living rooms. If this house needs to be a safe space for you two it will be."
>"daaad"
>"dont dad me. Now. Living room."
Told my son later that they could be close. They could cuddle up on the couch watchimg a movie or whatever, but nothing sexual permitted in my house regardless of him being gay or straight.
>>706339179
stop.
i can only get so erect.
>>706339333
Geisha are so fuckin hot
>>706348775
kek faggot
>>706349299
Why don't you show us Mr. 99.
>>706339978
>t. American education
>>706335686
threesome, i would have probably poked that lil fag before...
>>706335686
googled "boys kissing" dick wont go down
>>706348775
it's your fault your son is a fag
>>706335686
front lawn execution with a 12 gauge shotgun to the back of their heads. then fuck my wife to create a new son.
>>706351070
>thinking I give a shit about who my son wants to have play with his dick
The only thing I care about my son is that he abide by my very basic moral code. The Golden Rule. And to always be self sufficient, hard working, reliable and a man of his word.
I'm an accomplished knife maker with backorders out past Christmas this year. At 15, he's already showing signs of being my equal in the next 2-3 years, then Ill be competing against him for customers.
>>706350655
Proof
>>706335686
Start liking his bf's ass
>>706336227
>Ask him if everything is OK and that there's nothing wrong with being gay
That's going a little overboard. Just excuse yourself and leave, you fucking weirdo.
>>706335686
Have another kid, hopefully this one won't be a faggot and can pass on my straight/white genes.
>>706337008
Winrar
>>706335686
A mature and responsible adult would not be on /b/.
>>706344447
You, you're good.
>>706335686
oh shit, im sorry
>>706351981
My thoughts exactly
Beat the gay out of him. Then send him to bible camp.
>>706335910
fuck off normie
>>706335686
disown it
>>706336356
>>706336227
What're you fucking gay, also you walk in on them making out and then you say: 'Hey is everything ok?' what the fuck,a re you actually autistic
>>706336397
>loser
>newly discovered sexuality
U just admitted ur gay on fucking /b/ kiddo, fuck off normie
>>706336757
fuck off to tumblr
>>706336666
THE QUADS HAVE GIVEN THIER ANSWER
let them be and congradulate him on finding another person he cares about
>>706337137
japanese have high blood pressure in some part to their high sodium diet
they get noesbleeds often, or at least it is a cultural trope
>>706342630
>consider using your fingers only for penetration (with a full medical grade glove on)
Don't forget to rip off your fingernails before that, though!
>>706349411
You first, Mr. 11
>>706342237
hpv is heavily associated with the increase of oral-pharyngeal cancer
last i heard oral cancer was passing cervical cancer (that could be because cervical cancer is going down)
>>706350655
>boys kissing
mah nigga...
something just awoke in me.
>>706335686
GRENADE OUT!
>>706336381
topkek
>>706335686
check
>>706336666
anon pls be my dad
>>706357716
so he could join in when you fuck other boys from school
>>706336598
when all the fucking underage fags came
>>706336666
kek and check'd satanic quads
>>706335686
Put him into homeschooling and forbid him from ever seeing any of his friends again.
>every homeschool lesson would be me forcing him to suck my cock
