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Trips decide what I do with my pussy cat
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buy it an entire pack of ham and 2 kg of catnip
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>>706297396
Give her a good lick all across her back to show her your love.
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>>706297396
give him a shave and a haircut
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>>706297396
Light it on fire with gasoline and throw it off an over pass into oncoming traffic while screaming "Aloha Ackbar"
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>>706297396
Put him in your pooper
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Please do not let the internet decide what you do to a sentient living creature :(

Treat it nicely for god sake
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pet it then leave it alone
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>>706297816
rollllllll
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>>706297662
I wish pieces of trash like you could be publicly executed.

Also for my roll, I say give it plenty of pets and some treats.
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>>706297396
Spend the day loving and appreciating it. Can of tuna and Whiskas.
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>>706297396
Give him a shave and a haircut
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>>706297816
roll
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>>706297816
reroll
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>>706297896
Rolling
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Give it one pet
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Scratch under chin and behind ears, then let sleep
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>>706297396
rip its tail off
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>>706297896
rolling
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>>706297396
Put a piece of tape on his hind left leg
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shit in a urinal
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Feed it, pet it, love it.
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>>706297982
reroll
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>>706297868
rolling
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>>706297633
winar
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>>706297896
Rerolling
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>>706297997
roll
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Sharpie in its pooper
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>>706297972
roll
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>>706297396
Belly rubs and snuggles.
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>>706298027
Wut the fuck you on?
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>>706297971
roll
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sharpie in pooper
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>>706297896
rerolling
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>>706297896
Roll
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give it catnip and dubs
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>>706297868
roll roll roll
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kill it with fire
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>>706298134
rolllllll
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>>706297396
lick its tailhole
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>>706298259
reroll
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333 says you just let it be.
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>>706298134
rawl
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OP here, just checking in
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>>706298337
close. reroll
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>>706297662
>Aloha Ackbar
Traditional Hawaiian terrorist mantra
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Give it a can of tuna if it likes tuna. If it doesn't like tuna, just buy it a bunch of treats.
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Blow it up in the microwave
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>>706298399
Kek
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>>706298259
rerolle
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Bash your fucking face with a hammer and let it lick the blood. 444 says so, faggot.
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>>706297813
lol newfag
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>>706297396
Pussy cat is that old and doesnt have a name? Kill yourself ass clown.
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>>706298134
roll
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snip its tail and eat it
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OP here again, I don't really want to kill it.
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>>706298259
ok last reroll
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>>706298521
but u have ti if trips
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Lick it's asshole. Twice.
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stick ur dick in it
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>>706298431
Reroll
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>>706298565
No one's gotten any yet
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>>706298586
roll for this
and webm pls
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>>706298568
Satan's trips for this.
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>>706298399
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666
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>>706297396
Be a good, caring, kind owner.
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kill it
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>>706298521
No you don't. He seems a bit tired and miserable? Is it old.

Not got a laser pointer for it to chase? Cats love chasing shit
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>>706298586
do it faggot
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kick it out from windowsand tell police a nigger killed your cat
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Dress is up like a Witch for Holloween.
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>>706298774
Good idea I can blame it on my nigger neighbor
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My 777 says you put a sharpie in your pooper and write it a love letter.
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>>706297795
reroll
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>>706297896
Rolling
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Comb his fur and make sure no fleas
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Dress it up for Halloween.
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Pat him
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swap its gender ?
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>>706298877
Nice dubdubz. This.
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Lik it's butt
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>>706298877
In three weeks yeah?
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dont kill it
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999 says to love him.
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>>706297396
Get cat insurance and a health plan with your vet
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show ur face with cat next to u
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ez kill it
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love it forever
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Give it to someone who won't post on 4 channels about having it killed
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>>706297396
Take it into the bathroom, put it in the tub, and hang yourself with the shower curtain
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>>706297396
Pet it and hug it and cuddle it and give it extra treats
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kill it or get killed this is what it is
sleep
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Buy him a treat of tinned fish. Pilchards, tuna etc.

Acquire a cardboard box from same store. Them felines go cray for boxes
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>>706298997
This
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finger cat
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>>706299111
i did it
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>>706299111
Hooooooolee shit
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>>706299111
winrar
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buy it a large cat tower
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>>706299111
WINRAR
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>>706297396
Give him a treat and become an hero today
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>>706299111
>kill it or get killed
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>>706299111
wut
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>>706299222
>kill it or get killed
xD
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>>706299222
holy shit
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>>706299111
Wat
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>>706299111
Can we reroll here? Insufficient data
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>>706299222
Check 'em
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>>706299219
>this is what it is
>sleep
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>>706299222
you got fucking 222 and you say wut
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>>706299111
winrar?
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Name it Raul and clip a sombrero to its face
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>>706299111
My trips override this faggot.
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>>706299314
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>>706299314
>Insufficient data
>kill it or get killed
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>>706299420
shit dude you just got 420
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>>706299420
No they don't you fucking baby
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>>706297396
Please dont hurt your animal just for some internet joke. I'm all for you doing stupid shit that ruins your own life, but the cat didnt do anything wrong
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Op sounds like an attention seeking queer
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Buy it a little cat hat and love it 5ever
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>>706299543
>internet joke
the rolling is a holy ritual
newfags
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>>706299528
These one's do, shitlips!
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OP is a faglike always
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>>706297396
don't kill that cat it's not worth it
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>>706299673
I aint a newfag.
OP might actually be an autist who'd do this shit
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option 1: kiss the kitty on it's head and love him forever

most won't like this though so

option 2: put your dick on its face
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>>706299111
who don't believe me i show you my power
i reroll on my winrar
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>>706299543
>kill it or get killed

Well obviously op has an out here. An hero to save kitteh
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>>706299958
reroll
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Quints say do nothing
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roll for trips and OP fag
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give him a lemon slice to eat and record his reaction
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>>706300008
Holy shit.
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Put cucumber in op ass, wash it off then place behind cat and record
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GIVE THE CAT A LEMON SLICE AND POST IT PLEASE
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>>706300321
the guy who got quints 0's is in a tribute thread
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Bring it for a walk
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>>706300162
>>706300484
rollin'
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>>706297396
it's similar to mine
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>>706300774
rerollin'
also is OP dead?
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Give the Goddamn Cat A Lemon Slice
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>>706302233
Nearly Winrar but at least i got dub dubs
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>>706299111
I think op died
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>>706298490
>newfag
>calling a newfag a newfag
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>>706301646
>>706302233
GIVE HIM A LEMON SLICE OP
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L E M O N
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>>706297657

two bits.
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>>706297396
Feed it your cut off scrotum with a bowl of milk.
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Get it high on catnip so itll be happy.

Check em if Quad override all trips lol
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FEED HIM SEMEN
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Lemon and or cucumber
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>>706297396
Pray to your cat 3 times a day for a whole week.
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>>706306229
Laaaaaaaaaaame.
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>>706305207
Do this, OP, feed him the semen.
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Stick your fist in it. And don't call me "cat".
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give him a nice belly rub and say sleep tight kitter
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