ITT: it's a brand new day at the office. We working in the same office
>>706276721
Its sunday you jerk
Who put their dragon dildo in the dishwasher again?
>>706277888
Sam did it
>>706277767
No days off in my office anon
I will be deducting your pay
>also why do my sharpies smell of ass
>>706278044
>>706278044
Sam did it
>>706276721
hey I only have this job to pay the bills while I try to make it big https://soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone share on twitter
I swear to god, if hr bitches at me over my goddamn novelty "federal breast inspector" hat again, im going to kill every single person here with my rifle
Hey guys for our next marketing scheme we will use a picture of Mohammed
>what's the worst that can happen
Who keeps eating my fucKING CLEARLY LABELED LUNCH.
>>706278420
Man, someone shat in the microwave again
>>706278420
Not me I swear
>>706278354
Oh shit! I'm down with you Fred
>>706278420
Sam did it
>>706278559
JANICE YOU FAT BITCH, 4 WEEKS STRAIGHT, FUCK THIS I QUIT
Very funny, but who took my dingdongs?
>>706278591
Good good we need a kid like you in this place someone with balls
>>706278728
Hey hey don't take that tone with her
>it's glandular
>>706278758
Hell yeah! Just Tell me what do you need Fredo
>>706278904
FUCK YOU TARD, IF THE GOVERNMENT WASNT FUCKING EVERYTHING UP, YOUR ASS WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING TERMINATED IN UTERO, DOWNIE
>>706278755
Wtf is a dingdong (with pic releated please)
>>706278669
I suppose Sam put your hard drive in the microwave?
>using company internets to download cp
The party bus is on its way
I gotta let you go with a deduction on your pay
>>706276721
>We working in the same office
How did a nigger get a job at the office?
>>706279272
Seriously
Who
Took
My
Ding
Dongs
>>706278420
>420
>>706279068
To make this happen and just incase
Get me a rabbi and a catholic preist to take the blame if the media blows this Mohammed project out of proportion
>10%pay rise nice job son
>>706279477
Oh. Sam did it
>>706279750
I suppose sam also injected your semen into my choc-o-diles too?
Who the fuck? Someone shit on the toilet seat come the fuck on.
>>706279125
Hey buddy I am a important person to this firm
>tax breaks for employing my people
So you better thank me anon
You better check your morning coffee
You never know maybe I add few more chromosome
>>706276721
Who hired the fucking Muslim receptionist? You want her to turn the phone into a bomb?
>>706279878
Call in jose, tell him that we need him to mop up the floor of my office too. I puked like a drunken bobcat with the flu
>>706276721
T.G.I.F
tonight, grannies in fishnets
Give me five champsky!
>>706280035
Nigga I ain't cleaning that shit. That shit's disguisting. Clean it yo self. Took me three hours to clean up the microwave explosion.
>>706279988
>that burka tho
Hey...my name is Pam. Is this 4chan?
>>706280344
Whoa, easy there broski, hr is looking for any reason to shitcan you spics. The kikes in accounting are getting there big ass noses in everyones business
>>706277888
dubtrip
>>706280433
You'll need to sign this..
Hands over a ToG form (tits or gtfo)
>>706280344
We have a problem
Get my my office now the intern has managed to loose her clothes catch my seamen on her face and accidentally hung herself.
>I'll fuckin take you with me beaner
You want to go back to selling oranges
>>706280349
Brah, she has a full beard on 2 sets of lips
I found out last night!
High five buddyski!
>>706280532
Man hr ain't gonna du shit. I am getting paid under counter at 4.75/hr. Man fuck this shit. I quit.
>>706280610
Boss, hr said that you cant keep raping corpses for sport, it violates your contract
>>706280650
brody, did you eat my GLUTEN FREE GRANOLA AND YOGURT SNACK POT?
>>706276721
*open fires*
>>706280603
Umm okay?
Stop pissing on my desk, Keith. I'm trying to work
>>706280610
Shiee I at least I got paid! Laters, enjoy your new dindu janitor. It just arrived from africa in his crate with bananas and shit stains all over it.
>>706280650
Nice did she give you a faluja freestyle
I came buckets
>>706280803
Brah, i needed some protein. I just cranked out a wicked set after i fucked the terrorist receptionist in joses car
John, can you stop showing your penis to the new people?
>>706280904
Keith! What did I just say?
>>706280848
I see. Duely noted that: Pam has No Tits. Nice ass doe.
>>706276721
whats that plane doing flying on the same level as us?
Hey, whats that noise??? Is that you janice?
Close yuour mouth when you eat, you sound like a goddamned airplane
>>706281017
T O P
F
E
R
R
A
R
I
>>706280935
Captainski, she totally gave me a baghdad bangjob. Sucked it right out of my ass, dude
>>706280986
He told me it was part of orientation!
may i have a raise please? i found a way for our company to have an 25% increase in profits.
>>706280951
Dank bro, did the curtains match the drapes. Actually ive gotta get my reports on keiths desk by noon, tell me at the water cooler later bro
>>706280986
No, hr said that its fine cause i have autism. Now finger paint and call me special boy
>>706281017
Oh look it's making a sharp turn to Steve's place.
>>706276721
I'm working as hard as I can
(fuck this minesweeper game)
I'm not coming in today, I have a bit of a cold
>>706281004
Umm exCUSE me. I DO have tits.
>>706281146
I deny these fallicious allegations!
>>706280796
>Wipe them out
Replace them with latino teen prostitutes
You can have your pick
Oh send leeroy for a 8ball (the good stuff)
>>706281165
Meet you there brosef, i gotta wipe my dick on keiths curtains and get this goat smell off
>>706281247
come on, its true i swear. just let me show you the numbers.
>>706276721
OP, you seem like a nice guy.. don't come into work tomorrow
>>706281253
Leeroy said if you ever call him again hes gunna give you a hot shot
Also, mike from globeco called, said golf is cancelled cause his daughter is having an abortion or has a recital or some shit
>>706281232
You're killing me champ. A. No timestamp B. This shit could easily be photoshoped. Damn we shouldn't have gotten rid of our last receptionist..
>>706280908
Has he been de corked
I ain't havin shit all over I have the owner breathing down my fuckin neck
>>706276721
Immeditley go socialize with teh boss to avoid doing any work, Become a manager because of this
Complain to boss about how i need weekends off cause its too much work.
welcome to adulthood u young faggots.
>>706281399
You full of shit.
Faggots.
There is a fucking sign on the damn toilet.
Fucking shit normally, damnit.
Hi guys, just checking how your weekly reports are going!
Don't forget, it is the office halloween bash next week and we don't need a repeat of last yoer.
Oh, and brody >>706281285 i need to see you in my office.
Ps, you all have to work christmas eve!
IF YOU FINISH THE POT, START A NEW FUCKING BREW YOU ANIMALS
>>706281475
Forgot to note >picture was related.
>>706281514
im not full of shit. i have a fucking pie chart showing this, and dont you fucking call me a fucking liar. i always work hard for my company, whoever that may be.
Who the fuck are they
>>706281598
Whats good, massa? If this is about me fucking keiths guinea pig, in my defence, she was coming on to me bro.
ALRIGHT, WHO KEEPS SAVING FURRY PORN IN MY PC!
>>706281741
oh hey boss, this is the pic from that halloween party last year remember? >>706281598
>>706281077
Nice
What about the fabled Helmand up and under
>bent my dick and fucked me with it
Hey, how do you spell 'faggot'?
>>706281482
Idfk tbqh idgaf. Now fuck this gay shit I am spiderman
>runs to window
>fails to break plexiglass
>shrivles in pain on the floor and sobs
>>706281475
That's my wife you're talking about, dude.
>>706281761
Wait, wha...
well anyway, i saw the huge turd on my desk the other week, and i checked the survaillence... before i say who did it, will you just come clean?
>>706281663
Hey guys! Am I late?
>>706281954
bahdum tsh
>>706281854
K, E, I, T, H
>>706281976
shut up larry
Alright shitlords, im the new manager of HR. My name is Goddess Queen KimBerly johnson-goldwin. You will address me as xhr, and the safe space is open to all except subhuman cis white males
>>706282025
I heard thaat!
>>706281976
YOU KNOW WHAT, ILL REPORT THIS TO THE CEO.
>>706281954
Keith, get back here!
>>706281858
Duly noted
>she has a cuck of a husband whose tits are bigger than hers
>>706282124
Fuck you Keith stop pissing on my desk
JUST TRY THIS MUSLIMSHIT
http://cheesespin.net/
>>706281852
Dudeski, she gave me the george bush
>her cunt juice didnt melt my steel beam
>IN MY FUCKING PANTS
KEITH YOU FAGGOT HIGH FIVE
>>706282075
I do not welcome your tyrannical rule.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>706282133
Go ahead I already contacted the irs on your tax evasion plan for the next quarter. Which is still not bringing in profits!
Jesus who the fuck decided it'd be a good idea to start a dildo company on the basis of a legal firm.
>>706282048
Fuck you steve.
>>706282170
>>706282292
D-did you just disagree with me
>jiggles of fat bounce as she walks to the safe space and cries
Dammit David, where are those TPS reports I asked last friday??
oK GUYS, EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH HAS COME TO A CLOSE... tHE NOMINEES ARE:
BRODY
KEITH
JANICE
THE MUSLIM ON THE FRONT DESK
AND THE WINNER IS...
KEEEITH
CONGRATS MAN
Boys, you gotta check the cans on the broad in accounting
Its like 2 rotting cabbages in a grocery bag
>>706282534
OMG I'd like to thank Joe for letting me piss on his desk
Who's turn is it to throw out the trash and feed that homeless white clown nigger across the street?
>>706282534
Jose the janitor is once again! Disregarded! Ffssjakncnbldhemm...
>>706282641
LETTING! Fuck you Keith
>>706282534
WHAAAAAT, Boss, i planned your birthday party! and i didnt even get elected? me, steve? your best pal
>>706282534
But keith is so undudely boss. Remember when we got drunk and fucked that 14 year old asian chick? We totally wrecked that puss
>>706282641
No, thank you buddy
>>706282641
Ye fyuck yu too. I left a little somethig underneath your porfolios.
>>706282708
I am the dudest
>>706282695
Come at me Joe
>>706282708
ha, yeah, ashame she died
>>706282705
Steve, we know you suck dick bro. Its okay, but we cant have you fagging up EOTM with your aids, Bro
>>706282860
>>706282788
>>706282695
Wait a second...
When the fuck did we hire 3 joes?
>>706282860
Meet me in the parking lot in five Keith
>>706282705
sorry bud, you have a pay cut starting from monday of 60%
>>706276721
You may each have a maximum of three. Please use the napkins.
>>706282792
Keith you are gayer than steve, and steve gave jose a windowwasher dry clean
>And he let him nut on the carp
>>706283004
hey! how did you kno...
JOSEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>706282945
Oh it's on, Joe
Five o'clock parking lot
>>706282928
Boss, hr said we needed atleast a single joe for every minority for tax purposes
>>706282949
Pepe le pedo (Jose in disguise)
>Snags them all before he finishes announcing there will be free food
...No, martha, i will not fuck you upside down, i have a wife, and a girlfriend, and my cousin
>>706282010
nah, meeting hasn't started yet. You're good.
Anyone seen the complimentary donuts? they were here just a moment ago and whoever took them left a crayon drawing of the donuts on the table.
>>706283083
No! Fuck you keith I said IN five
>>706283093
>tax puposes
...
Nigga I haven't filed does in years. Dafuq you talking about.
>>706283066
Bro, i know that feel. Sometimes you need a bro to help you fuck a fish and piss in a bottle of champagne, i know that feel bro. But bro, you gotta do it off company time
>>706283083
Shut up kevin, you only got eotm cause mr boss man didnt know it was you who shat on his desk!
>>706283004
How do you know I fucked his fishing trophy!?
>>706283189
*burps* no man, i heard it was kevin
>>706283209
You think I went to school Joe!
>>706283189
Give me one of thsoe fucking donuts before I kick his ass
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO SPEAK WITH ME?!
>>706283232
Boss, we just fake your signature on all the taxes so the kikes in accounting dont have you arrested for sheckle theft. We dont want a new boss, you are too easy to fuck with
By the way, penis inspection tomorrow, clean ya dicks
>>706283433
sure betty, come inbto my office
>>706283433
>filename
>>706283403
This is between you and me, Keith
>>706283441
in deed
EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP!
Its penis inspection tomorrow, and the cleanest schlong gets 7 minutes in heaven with janice
>>706283311
Bro, i know. I also fucked it. Gave it the old "cum on a bronze carp and blame keith"
>And i didnt even call it the next day
STEVE GET IN HERE AND HIGH FIVE ME YOU FAG
>>706283623
Oh yeaah bruh, get that fishy puss
>>706283610
We all know Steve has the dirtiest dick
>>706283570
And since he's fucking Keith it makes him the DIRTIEST ASSHOLE
>>706283843
Oh real mature Joe
>>706282400
FUCK YOU ITS NOT A TAX EVASION PLAN. IM HONEST AND WOULD NEVER EVER DO THAT SHADY SHIT.
>>706283441
PENIS INSPECTION?
>swipes his desk
>Flips desk
>chink prostitutes scowers away
>yelling something mandarin
>boss yells back in chinese
>goes to the nearest corner
>"Shit shit shit"
>turns over
>"I got a.. Important meeting tomorrow.. So"
>pic
>waddles with pants down
>shuts the door and shuts blinds furiously
>"fuck fuck DAMNIT!"
>over the office speaker
Will the owner of a black sedan with the vanity plate "krushpü$" please move it to a non handicapped space. HR is having a shit fit
Also, will steve please pick up his phone, his doctor said he has gay mans anus disease
>>706283912
Keith, you only got this job because you ate out a squirrel in the park and promised the boss you'd do it as a oarty trick on halloween!
>>706283955
>>706283988
Boss, calm down bro. I got you a fake penis to wear, it was sitting in Steve's desk. I wiped it on keiths curtains so its clean
>>706284064
Just shut up for a second, joe
>>706284017
I have to take a call
>>706284133
seriously, im not one of those kikes that want money. i just want the comapny to do well.
>>706284150
Thats for Steve, Keith!
>>706284135
My man..
>hey everyone!
>(what's your name again?)
>ignores it
>THIS KID JUST FOUND KEITH's PERSONAL DILDO
>>706278044
What happens when we call the boss a filthy kike
>>706284234
Steve and I are in love, if he has gay mans ass disease, so do I! Now fuck off, Joe
>>706284223
Prove. It.
>>706284135
Brody, i gotta go... take ... a dump? and jose is gonna come with!
*unzips fly and grabs joses arm and runs to disabled bathroom*
>Buzz clik
Will everyone please stop wiping their dicks on keiths curtains, it was funny at first but now the cleaning lady in on strike over the smell.
Also, penis inspection day is canceled due to premature information
I swear this never happens to me
>>706284368
how?
>>706284306
Fucking Lit
>>706284344
Oi Keith guess what
>>706284306
Not sure why it has to ends though...
>>706284344
i love you kieth, dont fight joe, you wont live
>>706284436
With the math you dumb mof.
OK GUYS, YOURE ALL FIRED
>>706284488
Two*
>>706284431
Doing WhAT to my curtains! Those were my grandmother's and she gave them to me on her deathbed!
>>706284486
JOE WHAT THE FUXK IA THAT MY DILDO THAT WAS FOR STEVE GIVE IT BACK
>>706284609
I knew this say would come..
>>706284669
Wtf.. I keep fat dialing... I meant day
>>706284386
Sure thing boss, im gunna help myself to your korea love girl while your gone
Gunna give her the old smokey the bear
>And im gunna make sure she tastes sulfur for a week
KEITH TAKE YOUR GODDAMN FIST OUTTA STEVE AND HIGH FIVE ME
>>706284518
HE STOLE MY DILDO AND I JUST GOT FIRED! I LOVE YOU TOO BUT THIS FAGGOT IS DEAD!
>>706284609
FUCK YOU BOSS I DIDN'T FUCK YOUR FISHING TROPHY
>>706284787
you got it broski
>>706284787
I'M BUSY
>>706284486
JOE I WILL KILL YOU ONCE IM DONE
>>706284386
Ahh helll naw...
>Jose slings his "broken" arm out of the sleeve
>tries to sprint out another window
>fails to break the plexiglass again
Man fuck this shithole!!
>bawls
>boss drags him from the collar
>he continues to sob
>>706284990
Dont shake your fist Keith, you'll get him off
>Clik clik
So, i wiped my dick on his grandmothers curtains, so what, its not like shes dead or some shi- oh fuck its on
Uh, will joes 2 through 5 please report to hr for branding and re education. Seems one of you called Kimberly ma'am and she wants blood
Also, will the owner of a japanese dick socket aged 13 please remove it from the cafeteria, its attracting flies
>>706284898
I didn't say anything about my fishing.. YOU FOCKING WOT MATE!?
>>706285132
Haha but fuck tou Joe THATS THE GOAL HERE HAVE YOU EVER EVEN FISTED A FAGGOT (im sorry I called you a faggot Steve I love you)
Monthly performance review:
Brody, stop fucking my girlfriend
Steve, stop having sex with literally everyone
Kevin, cease to exist please
joe, stop acting all big
muslim receptionist, please don't be a terrorrist
Janice stop fucking eating
keith, please just kill yourself, or youre fired
Pam, grow tits
jackson, are you ok, i havent heard you once all day
>>706285270
.boss impersonator
>>706285277
I have never fucked a guy, Keith, im happily married
>>706285170
Im kind of busy, tell Kim shes a fat slut thanks
>>706285282
umm boss, i think jackson is dead...
>>706285282
Bro, your slam piggy gives the best Chattanooga ooga boogas
>it even smells like watermelon when i piss afterwards
FUCK EVERYONE IMMA HIGH FIVE MYSELF
>>706276721
Can i get a raise bouss?
I hab a da cnacer bouss
>>706285499
yes he is janice, i killed him because he ate my slim jims
>>706285630
steve, wow, just wow
>>706285499
Jackson is most undudelike. Hes so fucking lazy brah. I tell him, you gotta lift more you look like a corpse
>>706285282
>muffled sounds from the disabled's bathroom
>shrieeks
>beats
Not even in the monthly review??
Jose the janitor continues to sob trying to find the exit.
>still in pepe le pedro disguise
>>706285402
Fuck you steve we all know you don't use condoms to suck on keith.
>>706285505
Well she will cost you $5 an hour
>>706285499
Andre:I'm sorry mr Jackson.ooo. I am for real.
>>706285742
kek, yeah, no gains whatsoever
>>706285751
Pepe le pedo*
still raping pens
>>706277888
meddl loide
>>706285742
he smells pretty gnarly
>>706285499
YOUR WIFE IS A FAGGOT JOE
>>706285282
YOU KILL YOURSELF
>>706285270
IT WASNT ME THESE FUCKS BLAMED I ON ME >>706283623
>>706285751
Bossbro,.its brodybro. Joses wife is on the phone speaking mexican or something, and i think she got pissed when i asked her if i can get sick gains from eating chaputas, or whatever they are called
>>706285630
>>706285742
t. Boss inpersonators.
>>706285977
i am the original boss, i am also the slim jims guy... fuck off marty
>>706285977
Dudeski, im not gunna deal with this right now,.i gotta go lift
Jacksonbro, spot me. Watch my form bro
>>706285888
Oh shit sorry rip Jackson shit
>>706285498
FUXK YOU YOUR WIFES A SLUT JOE
>>706285751
he used nothing and I liked it
>>706285969
Jose continues to sob around the office.
>Steve lights his back on fire as he fumbles a malfunctioning dildo
>now jose's wife just hears his husband shrieeking and sobbing in the background
hey guys. Its me skinny penis.
>>706286180
i love sucking natural cock
>>706286070
Oh shit, martybro? Didn't he get shitcanned after giving the boss the old sexually transmitted dickseeds?
>>706286180
My wife is a very nice lady, cant say the same about your partner Keith, the litterally slut faggot Steve
>>706285282
Go fuck yourself
>>706285969
>>706286277
Ehh he'll get over it..
>Jose continues to flail in flames
>Bzzzt
Will steve please stop messing with that dildo, the fire department will be pissed if we have to call again
Also, brody, please stop pantsing the kikes in accounting and calling them nerds. They are comparing it to the holocaust
>>706286162
That's a lamp yo.
>>706286417
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT STEVE YOU CUNT I WILL PISS ON YOUR DESK, JOE
>>706286326
I love you
>>706286568
Bro, that is classic me.
>>706284017
Nein.
>>706286584
Not that shit again Keith, grow up
>>706286448
Can someone put out Jose, im busy
>>706286781
I got it bossbro, ill pour your coffee on hin
>jose grows into a bigger fireball
>>706286781
Goddamnit.. Where's Maria.. Jose's shift ended an hour ago.
Someone get Maria to deal with this
>>706282285
Wow I will have her in my office now
Maybe she will give me the Guantanamo pudding
>>706286781
THATS IT JOE YOU FUCKED AROUND WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME
>>706286326
Steve, you haven't fucked around with me enough~
>>706286907
Maria is on strike after seeing the petri dish that is keiths curtains.
Also, your ladyboy supplier is on the phone, yelling about super aids and how you should do something, i gotta piss
>>706286929
Will you take the rag off her face to pissboard her?
>>706286956
Shut up
>>706286881
Thanks man, Im glad to see SOMEONE IS HELPING ON THIS OFFICE AND NOT PISSING ON PEOPLES DESKS, TALKING ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST, OR FUCKING A DILDO! Joe out
WOAH!! what the fuck just happened to North tower
>>706276721
Printer load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
>>706286881
>Jose flails even more violently
>no longer shrieeking
>and with one punch man's face
>he slowly crouches on the floor and starts rolling
FUCK HE's going to catch this whole office fire!
>>706287269
Get back to work, whatee thw chances it happens twice?
>>706287076
Another reason why KEITH AHOULD BE IN THIS WORKFORCE
>>706287331
Fuck bro, i cant have the cops here, i have an open warrant for statutory grape in a california vineyard
>She was a full bodied white, aged 13 years
JOSEBRO, FIREFIVE ME
>>706287331
Oh no
Fucking hell
I have an idea
>>706276721
Hey did you get the memmo about putting cover sheets on the tps reports?
>>706287197
Yes but I will replace with a Justin beeber mask
Will you join me
>>706287573
What is it joe?
>>706287076
Strike?
Ladyboy?
Super aids?
I AIN't PAYING YOU FUCKWITS TO DIG INTO MY GENITALIA I have steve for that.
>>706287597
Yea yea, cornflower blue and in triplicate
>>706287465
brb I have to go to the bathroom....in another building *runs slips and falls out window
>>706287539
>Jose rolls by brodybro dunking a dank firefive and landing it
>continues rolling
>>706287624
Shit yea bro, give her the baby
>4 minutes of ear rape
Steve, stop licking keiths curtains and high five me
>>706287816
Josebro is the goddamn man! WOOO GO DO IT BRO, BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
>>706287728
Good thing we put up those suicide pre~ beatiful christmass crowns around the bulding so that we don't get sue~ have to pay reparations... For next year's christmass dedongle.
>>706287539
>>706287629
Okay listen up faggots im Joe and I'm going to save the office from a Jose fire
STEVE get that dildo and shove it in Jackson's dead ass ass
MARIA grab that FUCKING vurtaina nd wrap it around Jackson
PAM grow some fucking tits
And KEITH thi doesnt change how I fee about you you asshole, but I need you to piss on the fire. We'll roll in Jackson and itll catch the cum curtain, but you need to pias the rest out so we're just left with a Jackson-semen-dildo-cutain bonfire
Can everyone handle this shit?
>>706287836
Can you just run down to Jews in accounting and give them the gas bill
>here take this bacon sandwich with you
>>706288120
Bro, yea, bro
>>706288120
Yeah I meant curtain go fuck yourself
>>706287915
>Jose continues to roll
>emotionless
>lost in his hearts despair
>Jose is no longer Jose
>he is one with the fireball
>jose no longer exists
>it's just.. FIAH!
>INTESIFIES ROLLING
>>706288120
y-yess sirr
>>706288196
That joke is fucking lit but so is this office get to work
>>706288205
Alright go go go
>>706288120
>Jose stops rolling
May I make a suggestion?
Who glued the picture of Dickbutt to the inside of the copy machine?
>>706288338
Maria has the curtain Joe
>>706288338
Yes sir sorry sir
(Potential office shootup intensifies)
What's an evernote
>>706288413
Does it involve Jews or mashmallows because I'm right ahead of you
>>706288446
Excellent get her to roll it around Jackson
>>706278275
Wat did I just listen to?
>>706288563
She done joe sir
>>706288109
*Plus out gun and an heros.*click >FUUUCK MEEEEE
>>706288444
20 bucks on Keith
>>706288713
oh wow I really fuckerd up the green text on that one...
>>706288656
Is the dildo inserted, Steve?
>>706288413
>>706288563
>>706288713
>Jose gets up
You guys might want to start rolling there's been a 747 stamding still right outside the office window for the past hour..
Not sure what it's intentions are, but it certain seems to have to angry pilots on board
>calmly moves back into rolling position
>this time he rolls out the emergency exit stairs
>>706276721
>We working in the same office
Nigger detected
>>706288891
Certainly*
ok guys, im going home, i need to go clean off, steve-o is leaving the building
>>706288959
>being this late
>newfag detected
>also is the nigger being detected
>>706288891
Okay fuck the dildo, everyone who wants to help downstairs to get Jose!
Also someone flip off that plane, pilots are cunts
>>706289031
BYE STEVE I LOVE U
>>706289255
Keith, grab the body and get down here!
Can anyone show me the ropes I'm new
>I really want to get along with everyone
Also I have heard Steves a bit of a prick
shows up late and acts like he's been here the whole time
"Hey guys, what's going on? I was really into my project over there."
>>706289330
Y-yessir Joe
(asshole)
Poor jackson...
>Jackson was reanimated when the dildo struck his cavity
>euphoria enlit him
And on the sight that the office was going to be destroyed
He gathered his gayenergy and created a shockblast out his ass to dispell the 747
>Jose however.. Continues to roll on the FIAH
>>706288891
Whart u cunts say about me n me releejun ALLLLAAAAAHUUUU AAAAKKKBAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!! *BOOM
>>706289480
Yup that was jackson's blast of gayness.
>>706289406 >>706289347
The place is on fire, keith pisses on desks, steve is a slut and a prick, Jose the janitor is on fire and the backup janitor Maria is a bitch, Pam has no tits, kim is a bitch, and I WAS YOU SNEAK IN JEREMY DONT LIE TO ME
I fuckin knew this Mohammed project would go wrong
>security security
Sorry sir the Jews over in accounting have cut all security off
To save money
>get that Muslim whore into my office
>>706289612
Welp.. The office now smells like a black mans ass was set on fire and sulfuric radiation.. Other than that we can still operate on a scale of 9/11
>>706289602
Okay plane is gone but we need to stop Jose. Keith, do your thing
>>706289905
I dont know if I can Joe
>>706289974
Why? Keith you can actually help someone for once, piss on Jose
>>706290057
I-I-I dont know if I can
>>706290137
>joe proceeds to shoving rotationary dildo into keith
>keith's legs turn into copter mode
>>706290137
Liaten to me Keith, you can do this
>>706290161
>Jose is now out the bulding and in the streets
>rolling
>>706290161 >>706290183
JOE HOLY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE IS THAT A DILDO SHIT FUCK
>>706290310
Believe in yourself, Keith. Harness the dildy, shoot your piss onto Jose dont there
>>706290425
But Joe!
>>706290310
>>706290425
>>706290481
Save us keith.
>>706290481
BELIEEEEEVVVEEEEE
>>706290518
>Boss walks out of disabled's bathroom
>tightening his belt
>looks up
>says nothing
>face of disguist
>stops adjusting his belt
>pants fall
>waddles back into the bathroom
>>706290481 >>706290507 >>706290518
>an incredible jet of yellow urine expels from Keith's urethra
>it dances in the sky for inly a secons before raining down on Jose with the force of Steve's sex drive
>>706290736
YES KEITH KEEP GOING
>>706290736
>Jose see's the furious white man
>sperging out of the building as he falls
>he continues to roll
>>706290826
I love you, Joe
>>706290507
Imma need that sub woofer
>let the bass DRRRROOOOP
>>706290869
Im not gay and I'm married, focus on pissing Jose out
>Dave is still masterbating in the stall missing everything
>>706290969
Okay sorry
>>706291042
But WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME GRABBING MY DICK??
>>706291147
>Jose continues to roll
>>706291042
>keiths spray runs dry
>everyone leans over the ledge to see if it worked
>at the bottom of the footpath where Jose was there is nothing but ash
>>706291244
Keith you fucking LEGEND!
>>706291326
I-I did it?
>>706291414
Keith, I just want you to know that whenever I yelled at you, I'm sorry
>>706291521
That really means a lot Joe
>>706291019
>>706291244
>>706291326
>>706291414
>>706291521
>>706291578
Sam walks in from getting more donuts
Sees dave pre
Walks out of the restroom
Sits in his chair
Sees joe and keith holding eachother
You God fucking faggots... There was a fire extinguisher right THERE!
>points at the extinguisher
>>706291578
You saved the office, Keith. Now lets all get back to work
>>706291626
Wait what
>>706289480
Sam did it.
>>706291659
>Chinese kike walks in
>Broken engrish
Ya'll niggas is broke!
>>706291626
Shhh we saved the office shut up don't ruin this
>>706291777
>>706291717
Drops the donut closes the box. Gets up and leaves.
niggers
>>706276721
Welp are ye statisfied OP?
>>706291988
4chan turned your scenario into a yaoi hentai manga's plot.
>>706291777
>>706291726
>>706291659
>>706291626
>everyone in the office walks baxk to their station in slow motion
>everyone except Joe, who's still looking over the edge
>he looked really far down at the sewers and sees the evil eyes on Jose, who with the addition of piss, had become a gaydemon
>but Joe doesn't tell anyone, no
>he just smiles at Jose and whispers "it was all for you
>then he walks back to his piss covered desk
