Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>706240235 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706240235
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>706247823
Oh alright, like in that hurt locker movie with the little kiddo selling the bootleg movies?
I guess you gotta have some way to communicate with the locals, you ever been hurt? How old are you?
>>706247951
Usual being your fun self?
>>706247823
I so am though!
>>706247839
No clue. It's honestly not something I'm sure I can actually fix if it's a problem with the wiring.
>>706247913
>>706247913
Well i went ahead and made a room... if i get more interest i put out the info in about 9-10 hours(after i sleep). Will also need to name 3 admins and then some mods.
>goodnight everybody
Claimu!
>>706247515
>>706247559
That's kinda odd, i suppose i would then.
It's going well so far, though one of the mods i had would freeze for some reason so i have to look into that.
Actually i've always loved lava lamps, i used to stare at them for quite a long time when i was younger.
Dis mine.
>>706248310
Is actually mine.
>>706248301
>>706248210
oh ok sounds cool mane! anyway, have a good rest, unfortunately you wont see me until like 20hours maybe, so hopefully I get the info too!
btw my waifu is Akeno, so look for me!
![Syndra [177].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQkNTpj.jpg "Syndra [177].jpg")
>>706247486
>nice
Opposite for me, i havent sleept that well lately.
>>706248422
Ill look out for you in particular
>>706248366
Nonsense! i don't believe you, liar!
>>706248422
tag in case you missed
>>706248219
>Age
Older than most of the people in /waifu/
>Been hurt
Not in combat. For my work, we tend to stay out of where we can be fired at, or are very careful about it if we are in range. I was warned once we might have been targeted, but I think the guy was just being overreactive and jumping to conclusions.
>>706248228
Makoto, I'm going to dinner now, so you think about what it means to be respectable while I'm gone.
still here
>>706248310
It's a very odd film, I also recommend The Lobster, and High Rise, even Funny Games. Some more very weird weird films
What films are you into?
And that's a bummer, hope you fix said mod, but awesome!
And hell yea, lava lamps are the sht, I want one now lmao
>>706248490
awesome!
>>706248586
tag?
>>706248602
Alrighty then, nice to meet you.
Enjoy your dinner.
>>706248434
Any particular reason? Trouble getting to sleep?
>>706248602
I am totally respectable, I don't know what you're on about Booki!
It's hard to keep my eyes open
>>706248865
Makoto a sloot.
>>706248219
sure, we can go with that.
having tits must feel amazing.
>>706248935
wewew
>>706248997
Heyo friendo
>>706248935
THAT'S IT, YOU'RE LOSING OUT ON YOUR CAMEL PRIVILEGES!
>>706249219
>>>/sleep/
>>706249054
no doubt, big squishy ones tho
>>706249219
hello hanako. how are you?
>>706249365
You can't tell me what to do, dad!
>>706249404
Feeling much better. Just relaxing and playing League right now, but I'm tired af.
>>706249487
that's good to hear. you should probably sleep after you finish your current game.
>>706248714
I like things like Sci-fi or the Superhero stuff, and sometimes comedy as well.
I hope so as well.
Did you ever have any of your own? and how many?
A tag is what i call a reply for the sole purpose of getting the attention of another.
![Syndra [341].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNtYLCv.png "Syndra [341].png")
>>706248865
Mostly roommates.
>>706249610
I like films like that too!
Any lava lamps? as a kid I had one, but it was a glitter one? still relaxing though. But I want one of the proper lava goo ones
and all good, so you mean to name the person next to the message when going from one thread to another
>>706248586
Best start belivin since she's with me
>>706249487
THAT'S IT, GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE NOT GETTING DINNER TONIGHT!
>>706249678
Duct tape and rope would probably help the situation.
>>706249811
Yeah, their pretty fun.
A glitter lava lamp? i've actually never heard of that before, what does it look like?
also speaking of stuff like that did you ever collect things when you were younger?
Yeah, kinda like a kind tap on the shoulder i suppose.
>>706249854
Either you have a phony just like yourself or you must be jestin!
>>706250692
NUIIIIIIIIII
<3
>>706249078
sup
>>706248692
heyyo
>>706250937
Which anon are you again? i don't recognize your girl there. but how are you doing?
And now we add arson to the list. Social campaigns can get brutal.
>>706250692
100% real Nui here. You must be the one not bein truthful.
>>706250692
Oh funny that, well, they look like a normal lava lamp, still colored water etc, but instead of the cool goo clumps floating around, it just have a lot of hexagonal pieces of glitter, but like the size of sequins. So it would make really cool light shows on my walls. Mine was purple.
And Yea! I mean I still collect things, I feel it's human nature to collect things. But when I was young I was really into Pokemon, so collected lil figurines and the cards. Also lego, loved me some lego!
What did you collect?
>>706250937
hello~
>>706250937
hello mumei
>>706251130
Mumei/antidote nurse
I miss nonon but Nui is a cute as well maybe even more so cause she cray.. crazy is hot imo.
>>706251170
sup rory how u do
>>706250144
DADDY PLEASE NO THAT'S NOT FAIR
>>706249553
Tired because I didn't sleep last night. I really think sleep is a good idea...
>But I don't want sleep
>I want fun!
>>706251672
I didn't get enough sleep last night, which resulted in me napping during the day, meaning now I'm up past 2am right now. ugh.
yeah I know the feeling. it's hard to want to sleep when you have threads to post in.
>>706250937
hello
Kyoo~
>>706251802
How are you and have you been posting all day? Is it late where you live rn?
>>706251293
Guess we gettin pretty lewd eh~
>>706251345
I don't know much about your anime but I dig the sword shit ;)
>>706251672
Cool penguin it reminds me of pu from YuYuHakusho
>>706251777
Who has time for sleep when you've got things to do, places to be and qtpies to meet? ',: ^)
>very beautiful trips
>>706251241
That's nonsense! clearly i am the one who speaks the truth, jester!
>>706251293
Not sure what you mean, something like this?
http://i.imgur.com/v4xSLxC.jpg
I must say it looks amazing, like staring into universe!
Ah, pokemon is nice! which game and poke is your favorite?
As i said stuff like Lava lamps or pretty decorations
>>706251392
Oh, so we haven't spoke before? Nonon is cute as well, but everything about Nui is too perfect.
>>706252187
exactly! there's way too much to do, even if all you're doing is doing nothing.
>thanks. 777 is my number.
>>706252305
>>706251392
Im fine. Little hungry but fine.
>>706252167
thanks! I really enjoyed it, maybe you could see for yourself if you'd like it
>>706252430
>>706252167
>>706252028
yuno
>>706252167
its 2 am yes
>>706252340
Do you have Discord or Telegram? You seem like nice guy to talk to.
Satsuki-chan~
>>706252167
sorry...just wanted to post dif pics for a change, hope they arent too lewd for you
>>706252224
Oh, sort of like that, but mine was slimmer, and the glitter pieces were bigger and silver so they were like lil mirrors reflecting the light into a dance on my walls all glazed in a purple hue, so yea, kind of like staring into space or being under the oceans water! Amazing from a kids point of view!
And yea, pokemon, couldnt get enough of it!
I'm definitely a Kanto kid, pokemon red was my first one I ever got. But I love pokemon leaf green, was so happy when those renditions came out! But I've played a lot of them, but stopped at pokemon pearl.
My favorite pokemon is Marowak
But my favorite type is Ghost
What are yours?
And oh right, that's pretty cool, what type of pretty decorations?
>>706252571
yeah, my discord is Cup#1258
I'll warn you though, I am insanely boring.
>>706252224
Nope, we're married and everything. The jest is purely coming from you.
>>706252773
That's fine by me! Always glad to have a new friend! ^_^
>>706252976
good point
>>706251937
Yessss I like her last uniform the most :3
>>706252224
Dang 2 posts away.. and no this is the first time i've seen you actually
>>706252383
that's cool I just went and got chickin nuggies for my little cousin
>>706252557
What's your waifus name?
>>706252561
well this is the first time i've talked to you but i think your posts are A1 :3
>>706253343
The Nudist Beach? Or her 3rd Regalia?
>>706253343
It's Akame, from akame ga kill. By the way I thought that kabaneri was incredible
>>706253343
I have half a subway and a bag of doritos. But Im out of money.
>>706253343
A1?
>>706252740
Are you a Anonon or a Satsuki claimer?
>>706252760
Woah, that sounds beautiful!
I liked most of the pokemon games in diffrent ways tbh.
My favorite pokemon would be Clefairy and my favorite type would be Psychic.
Well i forget what it was called and google isn't giving anything but i had a few DC Character lamps that would move around and put the pictures on the wall, i also had a lot of stuff from Christmas, like a cute color changing snowman, and a few other things i can't remember atm but that's what i had.
>>706252945
Nonsense! i am the one who's married to Nui and you can't prove me wrong!
>>706253343
Oh, well what kind of stuff interests you?
>>706253733
33 is my favorite number. That sounds good I prefer Jimmy Johns though. and what your pockets may lack in cash your waifu makes up for in class bb
>>706253799
You know I can always count on your waifu to convey the emotion of the thread like a nice sauce that makes the meal could be any kind really.. Sweet Baby Rays mmmm
>>706253556
dude 3rd regalia that little black heart are you joking me rn.. uhnff
>>706253600
checked.. that show is on adult swim now but only the first two episodes so far so I should get to it :3
i think my friend may have shown me this anime i can't do the spoiler thing here so is it the one where the bitch gets her arm taken off and has a gun replace it?
>>706252773
wow close again xD
>>706252760
bb your waifu is very wholesome aint no such thing as too lewd
wish i could get my antidote nurse all kawaii nudi
>>706252740
uhnnffff
>>706252561
Tomoko
Sorry late reply
Next one will even be later gotta walk doggo
>>706253838
Hiya!
>>706254112
I wanna run my hand down her waist and onto her thighs. Tracing her curves.
>>706253838
I like weapons particularly pistols, I like nature and rain. People are meh but I like people watching. How about urself?
-mumei
>>706253838
Nope, I'm her husband, she's my wife, and we're snuggled up in bed right now. Just the facts. The facts to oppose your lies.
>>706253838
Twas definitely a beautiful wonder!
And awesome, me too, they all had their unique appeals! And clefairy is cool! Do you like how it's now ACTUALLY fairy type? haha
And psychic is another awesome typing!
Those lamps sound really cool, like mini projectors! And christmas decorations are really neat too, how intricate they can be, and how unique and rare they are that we only pull them out for a small time each year!
>>706254112
She's wholesome? haha what do you mean?
but glad you dont think it's too lewd
hope you find what you're looking for with your waifu!
>>706252773
not true at all
>>706254112
yup that's the one
>>706254112
um ok thanks i think
>>706254205
i will wait
whoops i did not realize there was a hanako...
>>706252305
Beepity boops
>>706253733
Rory you didn't aaaanswer my queeeestion, you smug!
>Suika back
>>706254265
Hi! how's it going, Anonon?
>>706254299
Weapons are really neat, i prefer the WWII kind of weapons.
What do you mean by people watching?
As for myself i love music, mostly vidya or orchestra and i like vidya,i also like cute or pretty things.
>>706254300
>Pics or it didn't happen
Either way you're a liar though!
>>706254388
I can't imagine!
Yeah, i find that to be a great plus for Clefairy!
Pretty much so! and for chirstmas stuff i used to keep some of them out in my room regardless of the date.
>>706255032
sup
>>706254265
More kawaii
>>706253815
>>706254388
What anime is your waifu from? Lol maybe ill just ask my artist friend about it.
and I mean that she's a cutie and she would also be able to cook a good steak dinner maybe medium rare w/ some sweet baby rays
>>706254613
cool I don't know how many seasons it has but I'll get there. Also yeah sucks it was a short series and couldn't be kill la kill length yano?
how far did you get?
>>706254667
the devil was almost just in this bitch xD
>>706255472
what now?
>>706255032
If you think it really matters
>>706255420
Seeing as Fairy is in its name haha
And nice, that's seems like a pretty cool idea, a date of time shouldn't hinder the things we find beautiful!
>>706255472
Highschool DxD is where she hails. Aw, she certainly is 'wholesome' then by that meaning, thanks!
And hopefully your artist friend pulls through!
>>706255472
I watched all of them. And akame ga kill is the same amount of episodes as kill la kill
>>706255420
Yeah there are some dope WWII weapons me and my friend were talking about I had a Mosin but sold it, I like the Thompson most.
And I mean reactions like loiter squad or andy milanokis type shit.. priceless.
Music is cool i mainly dig stuff like tycho or phase but getting high and listening to orchestra is always a good time :3
-mumei
Claim
>>706255420
Alright, I'm sore all over. How about you?
>>706255472
I'll try!
>>706255420
Oh it's absolutely true. And we're gonna drift off to sleep together soon too.
>>706255952
All over? Even your nani?
>>706255420
Anywey, I regret to announce my departure, as I am off to sleepy land, already stayed up past when I should have gone to bed, have to get up early for work in the morrow, so nice chat, will see you tomorrow I hope, take care!
I'm feeling rather sleepy now so i might fall asleep.
>>706255684
Very true, only your mood should effect on what you do with things like that.
>>706255890
Ah, mine would be that or the mp40.
Ah, i find things lie orchestra relaxing.
>>706255952
Aw, sorry to hear that, nothing bad right?
>>706256162
Nonsense, she'll sleep with me and me only, you phony!
>>706256576
Ah, what a coincidence, see ya!
>>706256680
heh you and I both! anyway, hope you sleep tight! See you soon!
>>706256576
Ok well night qt :3
>>706256680
mp40s are crazy expensive now to have one would be a dream.
>>706255639
idek honestly i apologize.
>>706255684
Cool in all honestly i don't think i have enough an attention span for /a/ or anything other than /b/. xD
I'll check it out though, have you watched Urusei Yatsura?
>>706255791
Oh well awesome, what made you choose your waifu?
>>706255952
Pls for mine and your sake keep the 3rd regalia
Clayton
>>706256971
Blayton Blood.
>>706256857
oh ok then
>>706256162
W-what's that supposed to mean!?
>>706256680
Nope, just a fun day of hiking and going to the beach with friends
>>706256857
But the life fibers are gone
>>706255472
hello whoa re you
>>706255668
i kinda do... dont want to confuse people not using ns/step on toes/etc
i'll just switch to emi since the old emi died or something
>>706256857
She's very caring, modest, devoted and super cute obviously. I'm gonna have to call it a night here, I'll try to get an hour of sleep before my workday. I hope we'll meet again soon
goodnight everyone
Hello guys I'm new to this site called "fortune" and I would like to get more information about this so called "Pepe" the frog, and how he's related to white supremacy. He's also been related to Donald Trump and is possibly also known for being a nazi sympithizer. Any information would help. Thanks!
Yours Truly,
Hillary Clinton
>>706257191
just a 2d waifu. Either Antidote Nurse or Mumei depending on how I feel. Who are you dear friend?
>>706257037
Uhmm may i ask why your desk is facing a different direction? The taste in tupperware is cute though.
>>706257076
Hey with that body she doesn't need them much kawaii you've earned yourself a certain lewd nurse.
>>706257325
Follow up with the gas being pumped please
>>706257076
when i find one of course
- i o u
>>706257624
its lunch people move them around
>>706257624
>depending on how I feel
>>706257705
Oh so they eat lunch in class than eh? That's cool though it's always nice to appreciate a good view imo.
Time for sleep I'm out w/ my dubs see yall tomorrow er sumthine.
>>706258092
ok sleep well
>>706257974
is that breaking some kind of rule?
either way im going to sleep with or without dubs.
back from doggo walking
good day everyone
any plans for the sunday?
>>706257624
Woohoo!
>>706257702
I'll remember it!
>>706258452
i dont know yuno is worlds today?
>>706258665
im about to rewatch TSM vs Splyce
perhaps after that RNG vs samsung if im feeling up to it
and yea i do think there are some live games but im not watching them becuase of school tomorrow
>>706257624
im sci
nice to meet you, you
>>706258833
ill watch it with you. you on stream?
>>706259013
you bet
paused on the start of champ select
waiting on ya
Eeek! A fat cockroach scuttled in my house when I opened the door! Gotta go catch it! EWW
Ohayou /waifu/
>>706259621
only solution is moving
it probably laid some eggs
cant live in that house anymore
>>706259621
err yeah have fun
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>706259621
Fire.
>>706259865
Hello Alice
>>706259621
Get bug spray. I did that today, got 2 of the fuckers.
>>706260066
Hello Syndra, and how are you this afternoon? Sleep well?
>>706260264
I'm happy you feel this way <3
>>706255233
What question?
>>706260375
>>706260375
What way? Also
>
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>706260264
Yyes, better than usual.
Im fine, going back to dorms.
What about you? Any plans for today?
>>706260535
>What way
HUGS
>>706260530
:^)
>>706259883
>>706259899
>>706260066
>>706260096
Finally caught it and threw it and the container holding it out.
>hear the noises it made when it bumped against the container
>it tried to run into the the kitchen cabinets
This is why I keep my house clean and full of house spiders. No moths, ants, roaches, flies in my house.
>>706260839
you better cut this smug out
>>706260904
>house spiders
no thank you
just burn your house already it isnt worth
>>706260904
You should have kept it as a pet
>>706260904
Don't have bug problems at home. This is at work. Got tired of chasing them off, too much of a wimp to try stepping on them, so I got bug spray from the 7-11.
>Pic related, one of the fuckers I got today
The picture doesn't do it justice as to how big it actually is.
>Makoto
>>706260818
I'm glad to hear you're doing so well! You were out and about today?
I'm kind of beat, I didn't sleep very well
Plans for today include: thinking I should do homework and remembering I can't because I don't have the software, watching anime, playing vidya and talking to my lovely /waifu/ friends.
>>706260839
W-what? Baka! I-it's not like I want your hugs or anything..
>>706261281
i remember when i was a kid and i stepped on cockroaches all the time. i cant stand the squelch anymore though makes me cringe
>>706261068
They're just harmless daddylonglegs. I play with them sometimes.
>>706261178
>keeping roaches as pets
If I didn't like the ottomans,what made you think I would like roaches?
>>706261281
Oh boy, that's a big one.... For you.
>seen huge roaches that fly
AAAAAH!
>>706261281
it looks fucking huge
>>706261639
those are okay as long as they stay the fuck away from me
man you are a sicko
Best type moon claimed
>>706261281
Oh you have no idea with what I have to deal with.
>>706261639
>spiders
>plays with them sometimes
Are you the Antichrist?
>>706261695
>>706261865
What!? They're all funny looking with their dangly legs and clumsy movement. They literally can't bite you either because of how small their fangs are. They take care of pests for you.
Umi claimed.
What's up my dudes.
>late claim
>>706262360
The ceiling.
I'm not sorry
>>706262132
>arachnids
Everything you say is made moot by this fact
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>706261294
No, i havent had the chance to do anything today.
>>706261805
Literally everything that moves?
>>706262132
you know you are a weirdo
did you know spiders werent actually supposed to be on this earth but they all came through a portal from the depths of hell
you are playing with demons
>>706262360
hey umi
im watching the tsm game atm
yourself?
>>706261281
Taking pictures of Turks now are you?
>>706262468
I swear to fucking god which fuck did this
>>706262620
Chilling watching youtube. If TSM lost again I will flip.
>>706262618
You should be gitting gud at Wargame.
>>706262774
it wasn't me, it was that guy over there!
>>706262618
Oh. I thought you were out don't stuff. My mistake
>>706262774
its just over
wanna know who won?
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>706262827
But im lazy
>>706262471
But tarantulas are cute to play with! Just don't piss them off or it'll be really itchy for you.
>>706262620
Kek. But not all demons are pure evil.
>>706261537
Oh god, I don't even wanna know.
>>706261639
>Fly
This one tried, but I already hit it. It was doomed.
>>706261695
It is.
>>706261805
I don't think I want to.
>>706262360
>>706262774
AYYYY EMU!
>Fucking kek
>Finished Macross Delta
>BEST GIRL WON
AYYYYYYYY!
>>706263383
It's like you're trying to make me burn Australia down. Also my house because house spiders
>>706263499
it was a shitty house even found a scorpion in the house once
>>706262618
Pretty much
>>706263499
I did ride through a pod of roos, peel a spider off my bike and get a snail half the size of my foot off my boot tonight in the last 20 minutes.
>>706263383
Pic related
Australian tarantula family
>>706262879
I don't believe you. It was you wasn't it.
>>706263061
Just give me the bad news doc you can tell me.
>>706263499
Heyo Makoto how is it going. Never saw macross delta but I heard about it a few times. any good?
Also
Because I forgot
You all know what time it is
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>706263608
Don't! They're helpful and cute! Only some are pure evil like wandering spiders.
>>706263499
>you hear the sound of it's wings flap
GROSS GET IT AWAY!
>>706263774
That's a mean one. I'm talking about the nicer ones.
>>706263918
07!
>>706263746
>Scorpion
Just do what Yuno said, burn it down.
>>706263774
SHOO SHOO SHOO!
>>706263862
My fog light still won't fucking work. But yes, other than that it's going pretty well.
I liked it immensely. Some things are a bit predictable if you've seen previous Macross series. The end was a tad underwhelming, but good overall.
>>706263918
GIVE ME THAT FUCKING 7!
>>706263019
damn i was too late
>>706263862
You can't prove it was me
>>706264005
They're all pie evil in my books.
>nice 05
>>706263383
idk about that
i cant imagine beasts looking like that, that isnt evil
>>706263499
im suprised you didnt just kys on the spot
i know i would
boy am i glad roaches arent here in insect form in the netherlands
>>706263862
alright i will
you gonna need to sit down for this its gonna hit you hard
tsm
won
TSM BOIIIIS
>>706264005
>>706264008
>We both missed the 7
WAIT, THE IN BETWEEN OF 05 AND 08 IS 06.5! ROUND THAT UP AND IT'S 7!
>>706264005
05 it is. Stand by for my rolling and confirmation of drink.
But mean it is. These are nasty asf.
>>706264008
Check that shit out. Not an 07, not a get. You're slipping.
>>706264139
Nope. 05 wins it.
>>706264092
>>706264132
How about insects? What about them? They aren't evil.
>>706264139
5 it is
>>706264228
>let me show you the ornate dress of my people
Kyoooote!
>>706264237
Anomaly?
