I'm their coach, what should i do?
>>706222629
motivate them to do their best every day
>>706222629
take them to their game like a decent human being
Tap on the breaks suddenly.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706222770
Now wherever you post today we'll all know it's you mr.september 2012
>>706222629
Roofies, camera, penis inside some kind of hole.
Motivate them and congratulate them for making it this far in life
>>706222629
show them what the real world is like for little whores. then checkem
Make sure they eat their wheaties and inspire them to be both sports and moral exemplars!
>>706222629
your job, you degenerate turd.
>>706222704
boo
>>706222757
well obviously.
>>706222770
THIS THIS RIGHT HERE SO HARD!!!!
>>706222912
Yesssssss.
It's like a tripcode, but EVEN MORE obnoxious.
(not rly though, plenty of people bought it in sept 2012)
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706222912
Someone is gonna screenshot this and I better be in it
>>706223107
no man fuck you
>>706222629
Determine the quality of their vaginal hygiene
Virginity test.
Make sure they are still virgin, by seeing if their hymen is broke.
>>706222629
Fuck off and die, creepy ass nigger.
Go jump off of a bridge and stop sniffing pubescent cunts
Let them sleep and leave them alone.
>>706223700
I agree.
RAM DIDGERIDOO UP PUSSY WITH SLEEPING IN POSE ON BUS EXPOSING PUSSY AREA SO VIVIDLY
ALSO DIDGERIDOO IN ASSHOLE, SLURP POO AND ATTEMPT TO PLAY 1812 OVERTURE
ALSO FIRECRACKERS
AND ELECTRIC EEL
>>706222629
Don't do anything since you already posted their image on /b/ and the moralfags here will rat your ass out fast.
>>706224034
FIRECRACKERS ARE FOR 1812 OVERTURE BTW
>>706223793
I was wondering why my "Pass user since" thing wasn't working. Now I too can prove that I gave shekels to this shithole.
4chan Pass user since September 2016.
>>706222629
quite your job
>>706222629
Quit, those girls probably think the world of you or at the very least trust you to not be perving on them. You should be killed and dismembered by angry lesbian satanists.
>Im not Chad who lives under the illusion that hes some good guy.
>>706224532
being a swimming coach is the best job ever, why would i quit
>>706224978
>>706222629
Because they trust you not to want to stick you cock in them.
>>706223107
why are you going around every thread asking for a screencap with you in it ?
Like .. I realize that some people on this world are beyond pathetic, but even you must realize that even if it were to happen and even if you were to be the most popular thing about that screencap, no one would ever either believe you or even give a shit that it was you that was "included"
>>706224859
>being this much of a faggot
I come to /b/ for the first time in years and this is what I see. What the fuck
Welp saving these pictures for later
wake them up and explain to them if they don't kiss the front of your pants you'll kick them off the team and tell their parents you found them having lesbian sex in the locker room
any pics of them not sleeping? cant even see them to know if their hot or not.
>>706222629
quit your job you idiot
Since when is it posting the 4chan pass stuff, lols
>>706224532
srry ur not scum
Im 4 chan pass user since septembr 2012
>>706222629
Quit being a creep, for starters...
>>706225859
You're gonna have to cut a little deeper than a butter knife, dude.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706226253
Spoken like somebody who bought a pass in SEPTEMBER 2012
>>706226253
>4chan Pass user
cocksucker
See the issue isn't so much that you want to fuck the pubescent pussy. Its the fact that you've been put in a position of trust over the girls. That's all, and see the fact that you are fantasizing about violating that trust means your an untrustworthy piece of shit.
>>706226494
A butter knife with a serrated side is still a butter knife dude.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706226494
>being poor
4chan Pass user since September 2016.
>>706225107
And...?
>>706222770
>>706223015
>>706224519
>>706226253
>>706226631
>>706226715
How does it feel to have the ultimate embarassment of having everyone now know that you actually pay real life currency to use this shit-tier scum-of-the-earth garbage-can literal-asshole-of-the-internet sorry-ass-excuse of a website?
>>706226843
Everyone you talk to can sense something off about you. You'll never be normal. You'll never be loved because no one will ever know you for who you really are.
GAY HAHA OP IS FUCKIN GAY AF HAHAHA WHAT A HOMO
>>706226937
It feels awesome.
Lemme... lemme just give you a little hint. Maybe i shouldn't.
You're trolling yourself. See, all i have to do is post. I just have to BE here. And you are falling all over yourself getting pissed about it.
But if you insist, entertain me more.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706226937
I'd say good since it's anonymous...
>>706226937
Feels pretty good.
4chan Pass user since September 2016.
>>706226937
I'd like to see you design a website with half the complexity of this one.
>>706226937
middle one looks like Heidi Hollinger
what would you do?
>>706227139
>>706227164
nothing wrong with paying for this site
people that do help support it, which lets the lazies (me) still use it
thanks for your efforts^^
>>706224034
>>706224345
YES didgeridoo idea
put into anus
Go with the long game. Charm the hell out of them, be awesome, get them creaming in their panties for you, and keep them that way until they turn 18. Fuck them on the day they graduate high school.
I've done something similar and it works very, very well. Especially since if you're in a position where a new crop rotates through each year. You have them all in different stages of the game. The ones you're fucking, the ones you're close to fucking, the ones you're just getting started with, and the ones you're considering starting with. It's a constant flow of new pussy if you manage it right.
fuck this thread
>4chan Pass user since September 2009.
>>706227343
Well, you're welcome, but if you're lazy, i would highly suggest getting the thing. You don't HAVE to wear this obnoxious fucking notification. We're doing that intentionally because fun.
It's only 15 bucks a year, and then no more captchas. Evaaaar.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706227070
What a faggot
>>706226937
It something you need to accept.
It makes people feel like a special snowflake when really no one gives a shit. Plus it helps make 4chan money, more retards are gonna want to feel like a special snowflake.
>>706227590
I am TOTALLY a special snowflake. I'm a snowflake borne out of an ocean of piss.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706222629
Show feet
>>706222629
Why the fuck don't you call a bus like a normal person?
>>706222629
Start here, OP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming
>>706227590
This. Goddamn do I love feeling special.
4chan Pass user since September 2016.
You should post moste pics of them
>>706222912
There you go!
>>706222629
1] STOP HOGGING THE SEATS
2] GET YOUR GODDAMNED SHOES OFF THE CUSHION
3] LEARN TO SUCK A DICK PROPERLY
>>706227661
this is the girl on the left, just for you tarantino
>>706227590
I like feeling like a complete cog in the wheel. I am literally a ghost in my personal and work life. I work super hard at work but no one at work knows anything about my personal life, I am really efficient at my job but talk to no one so I stay where I am and let others get credit for my work even. Then at home I tell my girlfriend and whoever she brings home to never acknowledge my existence. She stays with me rent free and gets a car and other luxuries but I just watch while she has sex with other partners and lives her life never talking to me. She gets scared sometimes when I catch her around a corner too fast, she doesnt even know I exist besides paying her bills and the utilities of existing physically. I am a complete spectator in how she lives her life. Right now she is having difficulties with her romantic interest Dyllon who can't accept my presence as a ghost in her life. She explained to him I do not exist but he is really creeped out by me and wants her to come over to his place more but she likes having her own space. It makes me happy :D
>>706228822
Tell her to get her shoes on. It's unsafe.
Start an intimate relationship with them behind each other's backs, then, rape 'em
>>706229176
Yes. That perfectly describes me right now. I have the ability to show myself apart from the rest of the site, and that makes me better.
4chan Pass user since September 2016.
>>706228822
I was going to say take the left girls socks off and suck her toes, but her feet look busted, so, never mind.
>>706228822
where is right grill then?
Take some up close pics
>>706228822
kek approves by your dubs post more with her hair down anon!
>>706229125
if this isn't already a copypasta, i'm gonna make it one
if it's your original work, brilaint stuff anon, brilliant stuff
>>706228822
definitely put your cock in her mouth! maybe show us the tits
>>706228822
Good on ya mate
>>706222629
make them put on their seatbelts you irresponsible fuck
show feet
>>706222629
take off their socks and smell them while you masturbate to their bare feet
I vote you just post more pictures. Don't act like you don't have more creep shots :P
Bukkake
>>706230581
its hard being a responsible adult
Oooh! Oooh! Take them to their game! then congratulate them for their effort!
>>706230745
OP is to much of a Pussy too bukkakke
>>706230856
anymore of her facing forward and where is the other grill?
>>706230856
Post. Everything. Good. Sir.
>>706222629
take off her sock, or more close ups of her feet
>>706224034
why is there a whale in the desert?
we're on the move my friends
>>706232126
timestamp with a post card congratulating them
I too have a 4chan pass
>>706227070
Feels bad man. I feel like this is really how it is for me and why I have no friends in college or high school
If they are all roofied, none of them can remember, you'll have a few hours of uninterrupted fun and no one would be the wiser
>>706222629
Bone
is OP still alive?
>>706222629
Give em a bowl full of eggs to eat
>>706233934
the fbi got to him
>>706223015
>It's like a tripcode, but EVEN MORE Autistic.
Good point
>>706234148
You know what's the best part?
I actually am autistic.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706226253
So how much did that cost?
>>706234260
>
lol at this troll
>>706234392
15 bucks for a year.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
jerk off quietly and shoot a load on both but let them sleep through it like a good coach would
>>706222629
reported. mods?
you are sick and need help
>>706234423
And i'm not normally a troll. But this was just too good. I had the pass, and /b/ was getting all ready to get idiotically pissed off about it. I mean, i'm not one to TRY to troll, but if i can just stand here and scratch my ass, and have people lining up to shit themselves over my existence - can't say no to that.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
council them on the dangers of fucking or associating with niggers, also whores arn't respected
>>706234831
I'm too drunk for this shit.
>>706234764
Fuck off we need this thread
>>706235084
Incorrect. You are not drunk enough. Fix that.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706222629
>what should i do?
become an hero
>>706234764
faggot
>>706235129
Man. I could tell you that I have been here since 2003. I could tell you that the only reason I came to 4chan and /b/ was because of the cp. I could tell you exactly why I still browse this diminishing imageboard... but it's the internet. And you'd never believe me anyway.
Wait, how the fuck is a bus taking pictures? Is this that transformermania shit ive been hearing about?
>>706234831
how do I turn that shit off? I don't want to see green shit on posts, I don't give a fuck if they've had a pass up their ass since 1888
>>706235454
You can't. HAHAHA.
The ball is entirely in my court.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706222629
oh, i dunno, how about you fucking COACH THEM
>>706222629
you could kill yourself and i wish you would
>>706235454
>only having a pass up your ass since 1888
fucking newfags gtfo
>>706235538
it's just for the birthday pass price discount period anyways, it will go away after that
>>706235409
Wat?
>>706235863
Where'd you hear that?
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706234764
Mods dont care. Give your reporting a rest cuz nothing will be done about it. This is what b is for
>>706235538
haha. it is pretty funny that he cant do shit. but your answer to his post mad it even more funny.
>>706222629
You must share most pictures
>>706232126
Give us more pics of these girls on the bus
give us a fucking dropbox or some shit
>>706222629
>>706228822
>>706230856
>>706232126
>this is ALL we've gotten on this thread
OP give us more!
>>706227695
you idiot he is their coach not calling their bus a coach
>>706222629
Take them home to their loving parents who have trusted you to get their children home safe after the game.
Spread their legs apart and eat some young pussy while you still can
timestamp pls
tell them to put their seatbelts on and lecture them about road safety
>>706235863
I don't think so. It's listed on the actual pass page, so it probably won't get removed.
4chan Pass user since September 2016.
>>706235794
I'm a newfag because I don't like that shit on my screen? Moot would never pull some shit like this and you know it, newfag
>>706222629
Time-stamp or b8.
>>706223015
>plenty of people bought it
4chan gold was a meme
You feel for a meme
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706236859
4chan gold =\= 4chan pass retard
>>706236859
Dude. It allows me to make posts without typing captcha.
Look. Just a submit button.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706237149
Eeeewww... Chrome.
>>706237149
>mom sex thread
>>706222912
Yes
>>706237292
I got chrome AND firefox open.
Chrome doesn't handle really long threads well, and i've got a pony thread open in there.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706222629
Eat their feet
>>706237387
This thread is boring. What is your firefox theme.
I'm Vegan
>>706237534
Firefox has themes?
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706237387
you don't care much for security do you?
>>706237571
You know my city and state. Have at it hoss.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706237568
>https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/themes/
Go nuts.
>>706222770
lol new fag
>>706237654
I don't think i have these. So default i suppose.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706237568
you use Firefox and don't know about skins?
I bet the NSA are having a hell of a laugh with your ass
>>706237744
I just want a web browser, i don't give a fuck what it looks like.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706237712
Go get yourself some style on Firefox my friend.
You can never go wrong with a custom theme either. (Yes, you can make your own by uploading or some shit.)
>>706224034
NO mattter how much niggin nigs do white people always gotta copy shit
>>706237621
we also know you have a jpeg named 217510, initiating hard drive scan across Garden City, MI computers
>>706226937
Not all of 4chan is /b/. There sane areas of 4chan. I was thinking of getting a pass, because the botnet, I'm not a robot shite is getting old. This green bullshit though convinced me not to.
>>706237621
u dont understand
those browsers are not secure, anyone can use a free fucking app to penetrate that shit, Chrome is owned by Google which is owned by the NSA which is watching you through your cam and listening to you through your microphone right now, and even when you have your shit powered down and the laptop closed, they're still listening and recording and piling it up in Utah
>>706238150
Initiating hard drive scan?
Okay, you got me, don't know what the fuck that means.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706238212
I pity the dude that has to read through my shit.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706224519
Get the fuck out of here new FAG
>>706232061
It's at the beach idiot
>>706237292
U can use ghostery on chrome, so there's that.
>>706237149
shark futa
really?
>>706238170
it's not a default, this anon just has his "since4pass" going on (which is fucking dumb)
>>706237149
>tabs
>shark futa
>Necro
>chrome
well played, sir.
>>706238371
Yeah, it's a real fun gif.
https://e621.net/post/show/500469/2014-abdominal_bulge-animal_genitalia-animated-ant
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706222629
leave them alone
>>706238212
Then the NSA is listening and watching me....
They're really sick in the head if they wanna watch the shit 'I' do on a daily basis.
>>706222629
ask the second one to get her god damned shoes off the seat
>>706238279
I pity everyone who chances using shit like that when any good attorney will inform you that the average American commits 3 Felonies a day (usually unintentionally and unaware it even happened)
>>706238435
ok
I can understand that.
>>706238648
Oh, well i knew that. Or more generally i know that it's basically impossible to live in america and not be committing crimes. So if ever the Assyrian god that is our justice system decides it wants to hurt you, it can and will.
But it's no fun living in fear of that.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706238435
I couldnt open that link fast enough
>>706222629
Sniff her socks
>>706238212
No. You're way off.
Any geek would have exposed this if it were true and if they did.
Holy shit would NSA and google be is deep shit.
So go back and smoke another joint you dumb fuck.
Okay, well, i meant to go to sleep like 3 hours ago, but i couldn't pass up this shitposting opportunity. But i'm tired and out of coffee.
4chan Pass user since September 2012.
>>706222629
what sport?
WTFF
>>706229125
ah brilliant anon.
kek
> Right now she is having difficulties with her romantic interest Dyllon who can't accept my presence as a ghost in her life
>>706236777
Man Snacks would have loved this green shit, and also nice trips you fucking newfag
How bout it fags?
>>706238301
Nah. I've been here for a good while, and I'm not leaving anytime soon.
4chan Pass user since September 2016.
>>706224034
looks like there is a tiny face on the back of her head
>>706226937
ape hot hot
>>706241944
>since september 2016
>good while
>>706242482
4chan Pass user since September 2016.
>>706237621
Holy shit, I grew up in Garden City, MI. I never ever hear it mentioned.
>>706222629
tell her to remove her fucking shoes from the seat.
>>706237149
those bookmarks tho
I like young girls. Tonight I was drinking with my friends. Just three of us at my ground floor apartment listening to music and playing darts. We noticed three girls out the window. They asked if we had alcohol. I asked their age. They said 17. I said no. They asked to use the bathroom. So three 17 year olds are now in my apartment. I'm 26. The girls clearly wanted to stay. The age of consent is 16 here. We ended up giving them 3 beers and sending them on their way.
But fuck it's a little exciting just thinking about them being so close. I wish I could have done something. Even just a hug. But I know that my friends are not that way.
>>706244374
NICE.
>>706244374
What if I was cutting your head off with a dull knife while your bound and tied up. Would you still wish you could have down something?
>>706244647
>
holy fucking kek
>>706244501
Yeah. I haven't even spoken to someone that young in years. They were cute. They may have lied about being 17. They looked more like 15 to me, but I don't know.
I wish I did something. They obviously were into us. So damn cute.
>>706244647
Yes. If I'm about to die I might as well have enjoyed my last day.
>>706244647
Holy shit lmfao look at this glistening knight in shining, white armor
>>706237149
but then, how else will all the driverless delivery vehicles know what storefronts and streetsigns look like?
finger the loneliest one, she's probably more desperate for it than any and won't complain. how old are they?
>>706245119
I don't even get why he's mad. I didn't touch the girls. I guess maybe I shouldn't have given them alcohol, but what will 3 beer do between 3 girls?
>>706245687
>I didn't touch the girls
because you're a pussy beta
>>706246190
My friends are normalfags. They have gfs of the same age of them who they live with and have been dating for nearly a decade. I'm surprised they didn't say anything about me letting 17 year olds in.
>>706222629
Nice one dude
>>706222629
Not molest them or post creepy pics of them on /b/. That would be a good start
>>706246392
>secretly they thought the same
They were talking behind your back after and thought "damn, he can't even get 17yo pussy, why are we friends with this beta loser again?"
>>706246659
No they weren't. I've known these guys since we were kids. I want to just cuddle with a young girl. Sex seems like too much. But would it really be so bad to cuddle with a 17 year old?
>>706224519
Indeed
>>706246814
kys
>>706239500
>NSA and google be is deep shit
Let me explain to you how this works:
*they* are in control, and *you* are not
geddit?
>>706222629
do a human centipede
>>706244374
We did shit like that in college. We were 21-23 though. Used to have them come party. Fucked 2 or 3 of this girl's friends over course of a year. My roommate found a cute girl near the college football stadium too and she came around for a while.
Problem is once they get too comfortable shit starts getting weird, and is why people say "The punishment for fucking a highschool girl should be to have to hang out with a highschool girl." Getting rid of them was the hardest part of it all because they eventually became too much of a pain in the ass to handle.
>>706247400
but_why.gif
>>706248441
Well for the betterment of mankind... for starters.
>>706248661
Why would that better mankind?
>>706222629
tell that skank to take her shoes off the seat
what a cunt
>>706237696
your newfag is showing
sept 2012 is when they came out w the pass lmao
>>706227814
No sleep creeping. Either plant a camera in the shower or groom, love, and be a good friend to them as you watch them cum.
>>706232126
Oh my fucking holy God she's hot! Ass close-ups please? Downblouse? Plant camera phone in bathroom in a way that doesn't show it's recording and is plausibly an accident?
>>706235409
>Coach
>noun
>
> 1An instructor or trainer in sport.
> ‘a football coach’
> ‘the coach of the Canadian team’
>>706222770
lol is that supposed to be a mark of shame or something?
>>706244790
Run out and find them now. Fuck them. Or you're a beta fag.
