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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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Give gf
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Cant wait...
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rolling
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yes
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seriously worth a try
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MY LAST HOPE
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>>706172446
ok
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Boom
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I have one already but i need one if the other one is having a bad day
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sigurd needs a girlfriend
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Rollin'
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Why the hell I would want to have a girlfriend when I can have whores?
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>>706172446

Fuck it,

Im waiting
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>>706172446
Posting
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>>706172446
Let's see how many virgins turn up to this party then.
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Well that would be nice
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im not sure how this is possible but ok ill go for it
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>>706172446
so i have 2 grilfirlend then
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k
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Finally
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>>706172446
No gain no pain
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>>706172446
as if :(
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>>706172446
pls
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oh please god
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Please
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>>706172446
I wish
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>>706172446
You sure?
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>>706172446
awesome, one just like the one in the OP right?
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Sad
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TOPKEK MEME M8
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cool
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I should probably clean my room
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its a trap
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>>706172446
I live next to an elementary school. this is a dream come true!
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Kek
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ok
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>>706172446
>Tomorrows Sunday
>probably won't leave the house
>getting a gf
TOP KEK, made me reply anyway
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fuck yeah
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A meme a day keeps the chronic depression away
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>hopefully it's an actual girl
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>>706172446
roll
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Damn neato can't wait to have my first gf!
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Hope i'll lose my virginity soon
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>>706172446
worth a try
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>>706172446
rolling, bitch
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But I have a gf today...
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Lies!
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worth
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I mean, why not?
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roll for boyfriend
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suuuuure!
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kek
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please
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rollll
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if dubs this post is real
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>>706172446
ez life
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Pls
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>>706172446

>have no social media
>no one has my phone number

Have I broken the thread?
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Perfect!
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Well I am going on a date, so ye...
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Wonder if my wife will find out...
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>>706172446
Please be real
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Why not
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I've got nothing to lose
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>>706172446
DOUBT
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>>706172446
how the fuck is that supposed to work though?
I don't plan on leaving the house nor do I have any realistic chance of communicating with a girl through whatsapp or shit like that
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10/10 would post again
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Why da fuck you lying?
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Im married u are all fucking freaks
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Its 11pm here so I doubt it but fuck it
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>>706173209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfJtYD7EHl0
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Pls
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yeah sure, whatever
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>>706172446
Sure why not
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I already have one, but I wouldn't mind a side ho.
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>>706172446
This ca be real for real
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EEEEE
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topkek
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But im gay
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WANT
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pls no wizard
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Well okay
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>>706172446
Lol I actually might considering I'm taking a girl out tonight.

Let's see what happens
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M8
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>>706172446
Final solution
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yiss
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>>706172446
Alright, i know its bs but i still wanne
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>>706172446
Thanks OP, but I know it won't happen ...
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I want a gf
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I'm posting, for science
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cant wait for tomorrow
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>>706172446
Ayy
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>>706172446
why not
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>>706172446
Ive tried a host of spells and incantations.

Last chance
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Seems legit.
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about damn time
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get me a GF
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Okay
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>>706173429
that feeling when its your birthday and no one even calls you.....nor you expect a call from anyone whatsoever....
I know that feeling
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just testing my luck here, not like this crap actually works or anything
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>>706172446

gimm3
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>>706172446
Fuck it why not
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Worth a shot.
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i'm so close -- take me there, thread!
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If this post is dubs then it confirms it better to go MGTOW
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>>706172446
pls come true
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Let's try it
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ty op
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>>706172446
Why the fuck not
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What if I already have a girlfriend?
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i already have 2 hands
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>>706172446
i want soeone to love me
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Doubt it but what the hell
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>>706172314
.
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no i wont
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good gf please
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>>706172446
no
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REPLYING!
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>>706172446
Wait if I reply to this thread I'll have a gf before my birthday?! Does that also mean I get birthday sex?
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>>706172446
Phew, and I always though I had to put effort in to get one.
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>>706172446
done
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GF pls hlp
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>>706172446
sure
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I have a online GF at the moment, she's from Taiwan lmao. Kinda pathetic but I have no issues with getting a girl friend but i'm picky as fuck. I hate how slutty women are now a days.
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>>706172446
bs
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Many thanks op, maybe I can get pussy now
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Your mom volunteeesrs
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>>706173999
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Roll
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>>706174220
how do you blue triforce?
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sweet thanks fam
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Posting
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pliss giv gf
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>>706172446
Thank you so much OP! I can't wait to kiss her hair
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Bullshit
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>>706172446
gf or bust
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gf plz
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>>706172446
Bet
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gibe grill please
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my only chance
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please
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If I get dubs then maybe God will smile upon my unsucked cock
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>>706174222
Trips says you should go see ur gf
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better not be fucking around op
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>>706172446
Rollerino for Rayn
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Plz
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Wewwww
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>>706172446
gibe de pussi b0ss
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ayyy
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>>706172446
this should be way more effective
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At least I hope for sex tomorrow.
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Rolling kuz lonely af
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imokwiththis
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Kk
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Thats bull, will update
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me soon
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>>706172446
mine actually looks a bit like this gil
though she has more frekles and her eyes are green
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I hope so
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>>706174411
Double dubs,maybe he'll also smile upon your virgin asshole
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>>706172446
Pls
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It's saturday night and im on 4chan what are the chancens?
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Thnx
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gyf
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plz...im lone
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ahah need
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roll
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>>706174411
Holy shit! Maybe life isn't so bad /b/ros!!!
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ez
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Imagine if actually happens to an anon in here
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worth a reply
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a Chance
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>>706172446
plz
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Yes
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>>706172446
Didn't work yesterday, ain't gonna work today. Why not though
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DON'T WORRY I GOT YOU COVERED
NOW YOU'LL BE ALONE FOREVER
spent all that extra time here on 4chan and make me a company
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>>706172446
YES!
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PLease BRENDAN CUNNINGHAM
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>>706172446
so do my wife havt to know it ? .. Afaire or threesome .. can live with both
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Shiet
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>>706172446
Have already reached Wizard Level - bring it
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k
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I wish a nigga could
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>>706172446
>tfw no cara gf
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But tomorrow's Sunday and I interact with zero people on the weekends r tard
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NOOOO!! Just got rid of my previous one 2 hours ago! Why did I reply?!
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O boy!
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>>706174694
thx no gf for me cuz of you
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I want a girlfriend :c
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>>706172446
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>>706174864
sounds legit
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>>706172446
>tfw used to have gf

now sad fat and lonely
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>>706172446
thank god
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>>706174864
so... you deleted your waifu folder? I don't get it.
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yes pls
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>>706172446
let's see
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>>706174694
noooooo
anon why would you do that
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>>706172446
What is the point of threads like these?
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>>706172446
+
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>>706172446
gib or riot
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<3
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Want a girl like this.
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>>706172446
Doubt it
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Please let it be her, MV
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>>706172446
bet
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Why not
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Cool and good
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>>706172446
at last
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she is coming tommorow
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>>706172446
l
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It's finally happening! God bless /b/
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>>706172446
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>>706175126
more like this
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well....
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Where is she
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>>706172446

Challenge accepted
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Hope she's prettt at least.
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>>706172446
please
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>>706172446
alright I'll take one
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>>706172446
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Yes
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roll
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>>706172446
I got nothing to lose
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>>706172446

I have a girlfriend. Will this post get me a better one?
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Right
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>>706175431
best of luck anon
I hope you get a really nice girlfriend
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ok
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Why the fuck not
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>>706172446
I doubt it.
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>>706172446
bet
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jubblies
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yes, i am that desperate
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Oh boy
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I hope its Hatsune <3
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Italian or crotian one please...

I have both lined up anyway... but I think the italian might be the better choice
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Sure why not
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>>706172446
Sure thing
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>>706172446
will report back!
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Sweet i cant wait. I really need one
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>>706175500

Noice repeating digits.
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>>706175431
what are you rolling for, bro? it's unfortunate you didn't get any dubs. my roll shall support your cause, friend.
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Might as well give it a shot
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ok
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ins
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Sure thing bud
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i want to believe...
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leggoh
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bullshit
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>>706172446
PRAISE KEK
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>>706172446
gf thanks
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>>706172446
i hope she's hot
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>>706172446
ok
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>>706173072
Noice
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ok
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>>706172446
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here's your (you)
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>>706172446
Ok
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Pls respond..
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ok
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I'm not a robot
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>>706172446
pls
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>>706172446
Please Kek, give me a gf

:'(
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cheers my dude
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Yep
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Odds arnt in my favor
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>>706172446
hope she likes it rough
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ok
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proper bait taken
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If only
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>>706172446
don't fucking test me OP
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>>706172446
ö
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>>706176011
Rollin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUpGwybt8So
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>>706172446
this belongs on /r9k/
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>>706175677
noice dubs brah
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Ok
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Hope
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buying gf 5gp
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ye
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Gib
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>>706172446
great
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Oh how I want one.
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Ok
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I hope my wife doesn't mind
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Pls
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Gimme gimme gimme
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Follow Ryana1284 and ull get a gf by tonight
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Pls b0ss
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Please
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>>706172446
Cool tread op
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>>706172446
Hasn't worked yet...
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>>706172446
im so desperate this actually looks like a good idea
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>>706172446
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B0ss plz
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>>706172446
i hope shes beautiful smart and really into me so much she doesnt care about things like my phimosis
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>>706172446
repibed
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Fug it
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>>706172446
No i wont you fucking cunt liar
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Fuck it why not? Bump
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rollin faggots
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Calling OP's bluff
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Pls not neydy or julissa though
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>>706172446
pls
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wow I don't even want a gf

just a female who is attractive to me who i can insert benis into her pussy, play with her tittays and give me affection and tell me how much of a man i am. that's all...fuck this gf shit
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gimme one
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>>706172446
kalsl
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yes
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Try
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Sure Jan.
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Yay......
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If this works...
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What a stroke of luck
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>>706172446
IMpossible
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>>706172446
plz b0ss
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婆试听着
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>>706176322

You too.

>>706176333

Trips checked.
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