can we have a perfect ass thread?
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can we have a perfect ass thread?
My gf
My girlfriend
>>706171421
God damn thats nice
>>706171221
Please stop, its not even average
>>706171707
>>706171421
more?
/thread
>>706171774
Nice
>>706171966
yup
>>706171981
Sauce?
>>706172060
MOAR shes fine anon
Height weight?
>>706171421
>>706171774
>>706172060
perfect thighs and ass and delicious feet. if you're not lying, I'm jelly as fuck. post everything you have pls
>>706171774
You a footfag too, anon?
>>706172258
>>706172482
Yes sir
>>706172247
about 5"6, 160
You people literally have the shittiest taste.
>>706172560
Lucky man! She let you play with them? Post what you got, pls. Preferably soles.
>>706172540
awesome. more of that ass and thighs?
>>706172728
>>706172728
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>>706172913
Saved em both. They're beautiful! Keep going if you've got more, Anon!
>>706173110
>>706172703
Too muscle-ey
>>706172951
noice, keep posting
>>706171421
for the love of gawd Moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>706173414
my sister's
>>706173629
fuckin saved
thanks b/ro
I will be dumping more than a few loads to dat ass
>>706173815
Got lots of videos I could send....dont want to put those on 4chan tho
>>706172703
>pure muscle
yeah u ghey
>>706173629
tits?
>>706171889
>>706173629
MORE
>>706174240
>>706174065
How would you want to send them?
>>706174334
>>706173815
>>706173414
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>>706172728
>>706172728
>>706174065
Any of her getting fucked? Upload them to xhamster or xvideos.
>>706174613
You get off on showing her off?
>>706174613
you sir, are one lucky man
hopefully she swallows and likes it up the ass
>>706174863
Yes i do....i want to cuck so bad
>>706174613
don't let us say more countless times, bro. post those pics, she's amazing
>>706172436
More of her please!!!
>>706174958
Can't be that hard to find a guy that would want to fuck her. Just go for it, dude. She know you have this fantasy?
gf
>>706175259
yeah....shes just iffy about it
>>706175268
good lord. more please.
>>706175380
Why? How big are you down there? Definitely don't go with a guy who's way bigger than you.
>>706175380
Don't try to force it if she doesn't want it.
Do post more of her, though. Some pussy pics?
>>706171097
This is actually incredible. Feeling like a dork now, for not meeting girl tonight, who I fucked a month ago.
bros, do you feel like a shallow person for wanting to be with a girl who has a perfect body? I mean, her ass was just fucken ridiculous. Spooning her, she just cushioned so beautifully into my pelvis, so incredibly soft. And eating her pussy, she made these completely adorable noises, like a confused kitten or something... She's also quite an amazing person.
Meeting up with her has been hard though, seen her a few times sine, but she's often flaked, havent fucked again. I think she's not wanting a relationship, so I've been cool, bah, whatever.
Now I'm fucking this other girl, and she's cute aswell, but entirely different level, and also different culture from me so can't see it going a place.
Not sure if I'm being normal, or becoming a shit cunt.
Whatever, that ass - this reminds me. No photo cos fuck you all.
>>706175693
Im above average, but nothing crazy huge. The biggest shes been with (she would tell me if I wasnt)....she plays in to it. She'll tell me about fucking guys in the past, losing her virginity, meeting random guys at bars etc, but she just doesn't want anyone but me, which is nice but also frustrating
>>706176125
How fucking gay are you, loser?
>>706176220
a little bit. Actually not though.
>>706172703
> shittiest taste.
> ass thread
>>706175282
>>706176409
Dat trailer park doe
>>706176366
>>706176366
keep posting
Leave it to gringos to post unworthy assless monsters
>>706171450
get that disgusting cellulite out of here
>>706176674
Awful, stop posting.
>>706170876
Wow! Dude you really like this? I have more
>>706176772
kys
>>706176836
yes
>>706176313
Is this shooped?
>>706176539
this 2MB shit limits the good tier material i could share.
>>706177059
Try /s/
>>706176176
Well, damn. Definitely don't force it; she sounds like a keeper. Just stick to her taking about it, and hopefully one day she'll feel comfortable enough to be with another man. Good Luck, dog!
>>706176994
no
>>706176994
No, she's got fat thighs, so sitting down like that and leaning forwards makes alllll that fat come together like a shapely ass
If she stood up it'd look disgusting, like that southern charms girl
>Thread
Is anyone else here morbidly afraid of the thought of being dead?
>>706177267
>If she stood up it'd look disgusting
how fucking stupid are you?
this is the same person
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>>706177267
Did it surprise you when you first saw it bare?
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>>706177632
My point exactly. If that's a good ass to you, then wtf
She looks 38, and like touching that disgusting thing would feel like greasy leather
>>706177544
why are you asking that question here?
>>706177544
No, but unsure if i'm just distracting myself from the thought.
Maybe you're just afraid of being in a black emptiness for eternity? If so, don't worry. You won't be there to be afraid - Solution.
>>706174613
great undies
>>706177267
Raging neckbeard virgin detected.
>>706177843
oh, shitposter. nevermind
>>706177927
Not at all, I just have taste my man
This is a "perfect ass" thread, so I can be picky. My fault if a big oiled up leather purse isn't my thought of perfect lol
>>706171097
Why is no one losing their shit over this girl - Ass/hips - Golden ratio.
>>706177267
You mean this Southern Charms girl Anon...?
>>706177979
>>706177927
You weirdos make me sick. If you can't tell that if you touch her just by lookin at her skin that she'd feel like a goddamn rotten pumpkin, you'd never touched a prime woman that didn't smoke 3 packs a day
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>>706176800
Thank you lol, that was making me sick
>>706177157
degenerate
>>706177365
Alexis Texas?
>>706178455
My two exs
Two different girls
>>706178377
you're wasting your time here
>>706170876
Holy duck who's this?
>>706178507
Yup, Alexis Texas Anon.
She has gotten chubbier recently though
>>706178474
>>706178526
Moar of this?
>>706178377
Honestly, I have difficulty believing that you have any sexual experience past looking at your screen.
She's stunning, and even if not perfect she's definitely had some intense sexual connections with some dudes and made them completely lose their shit. If you cannot imagine yourself being one of those dudes, then I feel for you man. Maybe nofap, more realistic standards, and some nights out could do you some good?
>>706173297
>>706174107
Found the two lazy as fuck faggots, who prob weigh 400 pounds.
>>706170713
best ass i found
>>706173297
>>706172703
muscle or soft fat, as long as a girl has a thin waste and has an ass that is big and round then that is all that matters.
>>706176125
t. virgin
>>706178758
Yeah definitely
>>706175565
GrungeSuccubus94
>>706178798
Yeah that's pretty ridiculous. I think I'd be constantly half mongrel around that.
>>706177365
looks like miss piggy taking a walk after stuffing her piglet face in the buffet
>>706178748
>>706178727
Just the way I like 'em
Good ole days of a small tight ass
Fat fucks
Undah da seeeeeeeeaaaa
>>706178961
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>>706179466
Hoooly shit.
>>706179439
Will never see those days again
![ASS_19_p6[162].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QyJQJQm.jpg "ASS_19_p6[162].jpg")
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>>706179628
Yo
>>706180130
forgotten art
obligatory
>>706180312
First ex that had an ass like that and I loved it more than a fat one
>>706180371
That's one loose vagina.
>>706178727
the bigger her ass the better
>>706180314
i remember that one from the fappening
>>706180528
That wasnt from the fappening bro
>>706180528
it's not the fappening. She posed for a magazine nude and without makeup
>>706172328
more of that balloon knot asshole?
>>706176562
was about to tell you to shut your fucking mouth, but that's a quality ass. enjoy your free speech mexican.
>>706176562
>spic asses
about as good as your water
>>706176220
Haha, fuck you - seeing her on Monday faggot!
>>706175433
moar?
>>706172520
doesn't she run a tumblr account or something? so hot
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AAPd_hhvEBw/Tx2_fFx6CpI/AAAAAAAABf4/Q5o5Z1pEaeI/s1600/mulhermelaojaca04.jpg
>>706176562
thick ass, thick hair. i bet that pussy is so nice.
>>706171450
awesome ass
>>706176772
child or homosexual
>>706181929
fuck off if you cant post it here
>>706172517
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>>706180933
>literally no ass
fuckin white bois i swear
WHEN UR GIRLS WEARING BOOTY SHORTS AND BENDING OVER AND THEY STILL DONT HAVE AN ASS THATS NOT A PERFECT ASS
retards -_-
>>706182801
yup. it's great
enjoy your fat girls
>>706182909
and u enjoy ur 14yo boy looking girls cuck faggot
>>706182801
someone's set their standards too high
>>706183017
for you nigger
>>706183111
rita ora doesnt have an ass tho is the point
thats like saying a ken doll has the biggest dick ever
when in fact its the black ken doll that does lol
>>706183111
>ogling fat chicks
you mean low
>>706170713
>>706183251
that's your nigger logic at work. Bigger isnt better when it comes to asses.
This isnt a biggest ass thread
>>706183271
>implies that rita ora was ever fat
how fucked in the head are you anon?
>>706183499
are you fucking retarded? at what point was that even implied.
What my dumb ass gets siding with your faggot ass. And Rita Ora is ugly as fuck btw get over it
>>706172060
Yes, we all belive she is you girlfriend
>>706183326
don't
>>706183991
thread's dead anyways
>>706175772
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>>706175901
any of her hole??
>>706175282
Fucken hawt
>>706184609
what is this doing here
>>706176942
more of this marvelous creature of nature
>>706181096
Holy fuck!
Anyone like?
where do i find all these delicious asian asses?
moar?
>>706178325
Aye look, it's Ms Assy McHandshove!
>>706188317
nice
>>706184401
thankyou for saving this thread!
>>706186984
higher res
>>706188643
Winner
gf
>>706177267
10/10 would let her shit on my face
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>>706190288
post more
R8 her /b/
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>>706191292
keep posting
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>>706191282
keep 'em coming.
10/10
>>706191612
>>706191750
her pussy is delicious, post more
bmp
Come watch Birdemic
swimelodeon.com
>>706170713
>Perfect ass
>white
nah fam
>>706178798
gawd damn, wtf o.o
