Why are you here on the internet wasting your life instead of doing something productive with your time ?
>>706150549
Because im your father you fucking redneck
I honestly have no idea
>>706150549
Et tu, /b/rute?
>>706150549
because i've been doing something productive all day, i just come here to relax for a minute.
>>706150637
>>706150650
So far very reasonable and great expressions of humans
uh, im being paid to be here by the hillary campaign
so idk wat youre talkin about
>>706150549
I've been overly productive all week, today I need to read some dumb shit honestly
Because it takes zero effort.
>>706150549
I'm only here because I'm taking a dump.
>>706150549
Because it's fun.
>>706150732
I pity americans
Having to make the choice to be ruled by either a corporate moronic racist or a compulsive liar and manipulator ...
ISIS ftw
>>706150732
top keg
>>706150768
>>706150676
Really .. have you ?
Or were you just pretending while slacking off all week
>>706150866
Wow you're so deep I bet you just get it man you know how the world works you're above all the peons and sheep right?
>>706150866
hehe, really m8
what about you?
>>706150947
I've been sitting in my bed all damn day delaying all the shitton of work I have to do only to do it last moment and give up on my hopes and dreams
Hehe
>>706150934
>>706150768 >>706150947 here
no need to be rude?
I'm too smart
>>706151031
it's /b/ m8
Everyone is rude
Because I need something to do before I go to work
>>706151012
watch out anon, when all hopes and dreams are gone, thats when you become a cancerous wizard shitposting everyday in trap threads
>>706151012
>adding "hehe" at the end of your statement like a complete homo in middle school talking to his internet bf
You should kill yourself honestly
multi-tasking... 4chan on the right, nympho skype chat on the left.
>>706151150
nit picking on literally 4 letters at the end of a sentence ....
Are you really doing something productive with your time ?
Well, I'm currently pooping before I replace the windshield on my car. I like to come here and look around while I evacuate the president
>>706150549
Explain productive. Give examples.
>>706151148
is when you become a nihilist and start doing all kinds of random shit everywhere cause you don't give a shit
>>706150866
shit...this is me
Because I'm alone and I don't know what else to do.
My girlfriend died 10 months ago, my best friend now has a baby and no time to hang or play. My other friends are scattered around the country or having parties with their own friends.
I have countless movies and series to watch, games to play, and I can't bring myself to have the motivation to do one single thing.
My guitar and my keyboard are accumulating dust, and I'm too lazy to go outside.
So I just come here hoping to find a good thread.
>>706151250
>you need to be productive when you're shitting around on /b/
Lmao do people really think like this?
>>706151252
>while I evacuate the president
>>706151274
helping society or people in a way
Having a job that you care about and put your 110% in that actually helps society in a way
>>706151289
one or the other m8
Because there is nothing that actually matters, we're inconsequential in the grand scheme of things and the term 'productive' just means how well you fit in to societal norms. I can say I spend 100% of my time doing exactly what I feel like. To me, that is productivity.
>>706151301
That's known as laziness
>>706151301
That sums up my life pretty well ....
it is all shit
>>706151301
that was hard to read, sorry for you anon
>>706151357
Are you a literal child?
>>706151343
no
But if 4 letters on one thing really REALLY bother you then fuck off
>>706151478
rude fag
>>706151484
fake-sympathetic crybaby fag
>>706151492
canadian fag
>>706151464
>Because there is nothing that actually matters, we're inconsequential in the grand scheme of things and the term 'productive' just means how well you fit in to societal norms. I can say I spend 100% of my time doing exactly what I feel like. To me, that is productivity.
I appreciate your life style since I want to adopt a similar one
>>706151526
not allowed to laugh anymore?
>>706151464
Wrong. Do something for somebody other than yourself (help an elderly person, coach a children's sport, etc.) and your perspective will change.
>>706151590
A "Know it all better than everyone in society "fag
>>706151546
>bro it's just a word chill out man god stop being so upset
>talking about a post where someone on /b/ insults a use of a word
>taking /b/ THIS seriously
m8 stop taking everything so personally kek
>>706150549
because as of yesterday, the girl which i had something going on and who went back to her ex bf at the start of this year, told me i should let her go eventhough i clearly know that she still has feelings for me and sees me as a potential partner
best buddy is moving with some girl with whom hes together for 3 months 200 miles away
rest of my friends are kinda hit and miss
so i resort to being here
>>706151478
Yeah, I know, I was a lazy piece of shit before, and I'm a big lazy piece of shit now
>>706151590
You're the fag, anon
>>706151696
I actually volunteer a lot at a local old people's home and a nearby wildlife trust. It's why I have the mentality I currently have, and it's why I don't work any more.
>Be bored
>Play scrabble with some old lady instead of browsing or whatever
It's pretty simple.
>>706151779
everyone's a fag on /b/
>>706151761
a similar backstory to a certain someone here
Because we are currently down at work, and I don't have the wife looking over my shoulder.. It gets tough explaining some of this shit, you know??
Because nothing in life matters and I am sitting in my bed with a bad cold writing on an 8 year old pc while listening to rick astley's never gonna give you up
>>706151464
This is the gayest thing I have ever read. It's like this guy watched The Big Lebowski and adoped the dudes mentality. I can just smell the immaturity from here.
>>706151908
then you know that it sorta sucks and on the other hand doesnt
>>706151984
>Is a fag
>Calls something gay
GG
>>706151984
You sound jealous. You also no nothing about that guy other than that post. Calm down friendo.
>>706151360
...and what about doing that is "productive"?
>>706152071
>>706152111
Great replies my dudes, you guys really got me.
>>706151974
never gonna let you down...
Because I live in Syria and any moment I might be fucking blown to smithereens so I'll make the most out of what time I have left on this planet
>>706152214
Ever heard of the term shitpost? It means something that adds nothing to a thread and essentially acts as meaningless filler. You don't have to comment if you have nothing to say.
>>706152355
ISIS pls go
>>706152355
noice post timestamp
>>706152349
Never gonna run around and .....
>>706152425
Stupid fat american plz go
>>706150549
saturday , had chippy tea and getting spasticated on cocktails and JD
not wasting my life making fuckin stupid threads , just pissing it away happily replying calling you a tard
>>706152111
>friendo
Sent from my Android phone
>>706152355
>I could die at any moment so I'm going to make the most out of my life
>No I'm not gonna learn a new skill or get out and make friends and fuck a bunch of people, get a great job to buy stupid shit I'm gonna do it by sitting in my room all day and being on the internet
>>706152429
I have my laptop watch ahead an hour because I was too lazy to fix it on summer and now it's too late since like in 2 days it is going to reverse
>>706152431
>>706152349
>>706151974
hey guys I found a video it's really funny and it's definitely not a rick roll I swear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8
>>706152396
>um you aren't allowed to post what I don't think fits this board please don't shitpost
>>706152556
Eh
I have friends .. I am more skilled than most people around me and I have a gf but we are not that close ....
It just feels like shit when you know it all might be over soon
>>706152652
There you go again.
>>706152601
KYS PLESE KYS DIE DIE DIE DIE EAR RAPE DIE BITCH CUNT ASS FUCK HOLY GLORY HOLE CUNT FUCK BITCH HELL
>>706150549
Are you some kind of Gold Digger?
>>706152755
is this some kind of analogy ?
>spot the samefagging, the thread
>>706152819
>>706152720
>>706150549
OP, I need a break today, so I came to 4Chan.
Long story short, I may have spread ransomware through my company two days ago.
Oh, also, I'm the IT guy.
>>706150549
Because it's 4chan's birthday and I'm not missing it.
>>706152987
>>706153010
if youre company has any kind of firewall or client anti virus program
>>706150549
i'm here, because she doesn't want me to find her on every other board
>>706150549
Because I just woke up and I'm on the shitter.
>>706153116
I am not even going to ask
>>706153010
Do people actually fall for ransomware still? Are people dumb enough to not back shit up?
>>706153073
Nah, the problem is it's my fault. It came through as an invoice to a group mailbox, I took myself off of the network to investigate the file but left myself on wireless and it got on to a bunch of servers. That is literally the only time I haven't had airplane mode on when connected to LAN. It was a really retarded thing to do.
>>706153188
Sorry, see
>>706153244
>>706150549
I must question why you ask.
However I will answer your question regardless.
> Major Depressive Disorder
> Serious Anxiety with Agoraphobia
> Disorganized Schizophrenia
> Terrible Attention Deficit Disorder.
The above mental health complaints prevent my from really doing much.
Whilst I find I am not a complete retard as you would expect most /b/tards here to be due to the aforementioned conditions it certainly causes me to "waste away" days in my life.
Perhaps with the above paragraph alone there could be case to be made for an illusion of grandeur but in reality, having been a Students Union President of 14000+ in a College & such and such I can safely say I'm not a complete retard.
So erm OP. It'd be great to know why you're here.
>>706153188
Ignore this, I'm retarded and suck dick. I though you meant you deliberately spread it.
>>706151148
>when all hopes and dreams are gone, thats when you become a cancerous wizard shitposting everyday in trap threads
This should be a banner
>>706153178
she knows and browses certain boards and i'm just keeping myself off of them because, somehow, we can spot each others posts in an instant
and she doesn't want me to talk to her, even if it's through posting
>>706153147
At work, on the shitter.
>>706153353
Hi anon, I changed my mind and came on /b/. Didn't expect to see you in the first thread I went on. Want to meet up in an hour?
Just got back from the gym. Trying to lose weight and better myself. Probably going to wash my car today and hang out with my friends, so yeah. My day is looking decently productive so far
>>706153312
well
I am the Syrian rickrolling guy in the bed on this thread
>OP
>>706153312
This is now a mental ill-health thread.
>>706153325
Rofl, no I'm not that big of an asshole. It was completely on accident. We used Veeam to restore 99%+ of the information, so all it came to was downtime for about 8 hours.
>>706150549
I just walked my new property innawoods. Got up at 6:30am and went to work for a couple hours. Got home and showered. Walked the property. Played with my son. Set up an electric drum set and played with it for a bit(trying to learn). Son and wife are napping so I'm about to take her car and pick up an oil change for my truck and change the oil. I just sat down for a smoke and here we are.
>>706150549
I'm feeding my baby. Not much else to do besides shitpost in a Mongolian basket weaving board
>>706153312
>Whilst I find I am not a complete retard as you would expect most /b/tards here to be due to the aforementioned conditions
You are the epitome of a /b/tard, calling yourself "not a /b/tard but the same as other /b/tards".
Retard.
>>706153564
>Played with my son
>>706150549
I have no desire to be productive, I find it to be a waste of time. I have only one life to live and I rather spend it the way I want to while I watch the rest of humanity work towards absolutely nothing besides advancing technology that ironically will kill productivity as a work force to begin with.
There is nothing I can do that a million of other people can't do. I have no talents, I have nothing that makes me unique to the point of any sort of discovery would be mundane in the comparison to others.
tl;dr Because it's pointless
>>706153564
Sounds like a pretty comfy life you lead anon
>>706153468
jokes on you, we live too far away to meet up anon
My compiler is running and I'm done trying to catch it. It will get tired and stop on it's own.
>>706153662
And?
>>706153564
how old are you anon? how did you meet your wife? is there hope for a 25 yo who is near giving up on dating, no kissless virgin, but been disappointed by all the girls in the end ive dated
>>706153707
No I moved next door to you anon. Don't you remember? Can't you tell it's me from this post?
>>706153831
anon, please don't play with my heart here... really liked this girl but her beeing to stubborn to accept and pursue the feelings she has for me and instead resorts to being in denial of the flaws of her ex, she's trying to convince herself he's the right choice for her.
is making me sad
>>706153689
It's ok. Pretty stressed out right now because we want to sell our house and move onto the new property but there isn't a domicile on the new property yet. Most likely we will drag a trailer onto it and build as soon as possible. Like I'm gonna build it myself. Never done that before. I mean I have about 12 years in construction but from the ground up paying my buddies in beer and doing most of it alone? Yeah. The next couple years are a bit intimidating. Plus my sons almost two and she wants another one soon. Shits already real but it's about to get more real real fast.
>>706153998
Ahh man I'm sorry, I was just goofing about. Didn't realize it was a point of contention. Hope there's not hard feelings bud, things will get better soon.
>>706150549
Cause I like the risk-free social interaction that I can get without leaving the comfort of my home.
Also porn.
Finally this post seems to be dying down ....
What a shame ... it was a nice ride .....
>>706150549
Because I'm addicted to it and I can't let it go.
>>706153821
I'm 31. There's always hope friend. Just act natural and put yourself out there. We met when I was 23 and I was broke as a joke. Now I'm where I'm at. It's not glamorous. I could've done better in life. But I wouldn't trade it.
>>706154138
i know man i know and i had to smile a bit reading your posts
thanks anon. what are you up to?
>>706154155
Boy was I wrong
>>706154211
maybe, moving out of my familiys home will do something for me
>>706150549
Actually gf is studying and so I'm browsing 4chan while I wait.
Wont be much longer till I'm inside her ;)
>>706154276
That always helps.
>>706153681
I get what you're saying, I feel the same about a lot of things being pointless.
But at the expense of sounding like a hippy, I think the only point of life is to have fun and be happy, whatever that might mean to each human personally (vidya, sports, science, jacking off, etc..) so long as it isn't something like bombing or raping people
>>706150549
Because it's 4chan's birthday, and the realization that I've wasted 3-4 months shy of 13 years on this place made me want to kill myself. But instead, I decided to share some green texts.
b1t.7y/2dj3tGq
bit ly = b1t 7y
I work. I'm at uni. Browsing /b/ and watching/playing video game stuff is my downtime.
>>706154276
gee you think?
Because I have no idea what productive things to do so I will sit here until I can come up with something productive to do
>>706150549
Pooping
>>706150549
Because I wanna kms and I'm waiting for my friend to get me some Jack Daniels
>>706150549
>caring about other anons on 4chan
You're a weird one, are you?
>>706154416
I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia so enjoying things the average person enjoys is a bit differently to me. It's hard for me to even leave my apartment let alone try and do anything "fun".
>>706154639
Why don't you just get your own Jack Daniels?
>>706154737
Cba
>>706150549
currently on job search, have to wait for answer.
in meantime overwatch all day erry day. fun times
because i got fired from my full-time job. searching for a new one. i barely survive, no money for outdoor activities just food and internet.
>>706154791
Look for more jobs.
If you cast a thousand lines, something is gonna bite.
My mom is dead and I don't want to leave my home.
>>706155026
doing so. just started. every week there are new job offers, so I have to wait sometimes.
>>706155043
Sorry for your loss.
Take some time to recuperate and then move on.
>>706150549
The internet replaced the TV for many people. For me is more than that. It is also part of my job. I sell on ebay, etsy, and amazon. I also make youtube videos on a weekly basis. So, I can't escape the internet. Both my income and entertainment come from the internet. I depend on this bitch.
I do ride my bike 3-4 times a week, but my rides last about 2 hours. The rest is all Internet. Fuck! I really need to do other things, but what?
>>706150549
I am.
I'm just taking a break from designing a cathedral and writing a symphony.
>>706150549
Because just like you I came here for some kind of human interaction and never left.
We are part of a generation that would rather stay at home and mindlessly scroll instead of enjoying hobbies. The future is bright.
>>706154791
TF2 FTW YOU FAG
>>706155328
how much you making from youtube broh
>>706154677
Brutal. I've only left my house 3 or 4 times this year because I've got a phobia of socializing with people. Until recently I've been unable to even chat to people like this online, I would just nope the fuck out of every situation.
I can at least have fun with vidya and anime though so meh.
Sounds like having paranoid schizophrenia is a lot worse then a bit of social anxiety, so I guess it could be worse
>>706155455
get a load of this guy
>>706155725
I don't have friends, or a job, or a gf (ex left me due to my condition) and I dont even get to see my own daughter.
So yeah, you could say it's a bit worse than anxiety.
>>706155328
>>706155585
Nothing to brag about, but I can easily cover a few bills with my youtube money. This includes two cellphones, cable/internet, and gas. And since I work from home, I don't drive much, so we are only talking about one tank of gas a month here.
I'm nowhere near what the big youtubers make. I'm small peanuts.
>>706156276
I can relate on having no friends, job, or gf. Sucks about your daughter though mate, that must be tough
>>706151301
this right here. This is also my life. I do see family and friends, but only once or twice a month max.. The rest is work from home, TV, video games, cooking, and 4chan. It's a pretty a lonely existence to be honest. Oh, and I'm married. But the wife is a workaholic. So, yup, pretty much alone all the time.
>>706150549
>implying i can just go do something 'productive'
>>706151150
After you, I promise I will once you do
because if i don't masturbate i cant focus.
>>706152214
>>706152528
>>706152652
>>706152720
>>706156276
ayy, mine nigger.
spinal rheumatoid here.
whats up bra?
>>706151301
I feel you anon.
>>706156429
what kinda content?
to distract myself of the real world
>>706150549
i m ugly
no girl
i understand evolution and knows that ugly+ugly=ugly thats what my forefather were doin
however beauty demands beauty or money to compensate
lookin for job to make more money
>>706150549
I'm in the middle of building shelves in my upstairs hallway, and your tears are break-time for me.
>>706151301
Help others.
Don't finish yourself off.
You have too much to live for.
I need to get away from gf, family, school and work sometimes otherwise I'd go insane.
>>706150549
cause its raining fucking niggers
