cringe comp
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cringe comp
>>706132938
Oh god
This whole channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8a7lwtLe1d94EsvvzKJH3w/videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3thA7mCnJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVooNQE3VM
>>706135924
>>706134036
>>706132938
now these anons are cringe af
>>706134507
you suck faggot. trying so hard to get dislikes onto that channel. its a bad channel but has nithuing to do with cringe
>>706134036
That's some fat fingers, holy fuck.
>>706138585
Everything was fine til penis.jpg appeared
>>706138746
>Deal with it.
Get's me every fucking time
This shit is ungodly, prepare yourselves: http://genderfluidsupport.tumblr.com/gender/
>>706138585
>this is what /b/ actually believes
>>706138778
This ain't real
>>706138746
>Deal with it.
>>706138850
You can't weight, but you can size it, apparently.
>>706138943
>Vapogender: a gender that sort of feels like smoke; can be seen on a shallow level but once you go deeper, it disappears and you are left with no gender and only tiny wisps of what you thought it was
>>706138943
>Mirrorgender: a gender that changes to fit the people around you
>>706138943
>>706138943
>(POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING) Autigender: a gender that can only be understood in the context of being autistic
>>706138691
Half of those guys are quite buttfuckable
>>706139189
Dat look of disapproval and shame...
>>706138956
Hey, hold your horses, not everyone is after cp, not everyone here's a trap lover, not everyone here's a cuck.
>>706139299
Sauce? Nudes?
>>706138981
this always makes me cringe but for some reason i also find it kind of adorable
Fucking teenager shit, this is a rage thread now
>>706132938
>Germans
>texting in "english"
why?
>>706139503
>>706139406
>>706139430
>>706139563
You see, the other person can still be non-german
>>706139922
Probably it's just fake
>>706138981
Who would buy that retarded shit?
>>706139299
Tell the crew to get the Pequod ready, we have a lot of work to do.
>>706139563
9gag is swarming with retarded German fucks. There's your answer.
>>706139615
I cringe every time.
>>706132938
>>706127859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41CFwD9M1XY
I'm a tumour I'm a tumour I'm a tumour I'm a tumour I'm a tumour
>>706132938
I understand none of this. Can someone explain?
>>706139299
That door looks extremely tight even for a skinny person...
>>706138691
>>706140908
Probably going to end up being a fat slug lord who doesn't shave and is triggered by age 2.
>>706132938
Here
>>706138877
>>706141354
Lost.
>>706138943
>male and female are the only genders that aren´t on this list
kek
>>706138943
>Find in page "Gender"
>Phone crashes
GG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuxI692S-S8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB3KMt7_f9g
>>706139862
I'm actually in a similar position with with one my teachers. She's a hard core SJW who tosses her support behind Clinton even though I pointed out her scandals, got triggered at the word feminazi, and uses made up words like classist.
>>706140640
explain por favor
>>706142144
> Classist
> Made up words
>>706142144
Classist is a real word though, its discrimination against someone because of their class (rich, poor, noble, farmer, etc.)
>>706142216
It's a program to check if inputnumer X is odd or even. You can check this with an easy trick, devide it by 2 and check if you have a whole number. If so, X was even. Otherwise it was odd. This guy made script checking every possible option up untill 100. This way you have a rather large and unreadable piece of code. It's also inefficient bucause it doesn't check your number if you input > 100.
>>706141229
as long as shes suckin my dick she can call me grandma for all I care
>>706140257
YOU SICK FUCK
>>706140640
oh god
>>706138656
Is that the same girl from that wake up blowjob video??
>>706141229
This kind of shit makes me want to an hero by cutting my face off with a boxcutter
>>706142216
An autist programmer who doesn't know how to use the % operator in java, so instead, to solve the problem he compared the number with all number from 1 to 100.
>>706143153
Thank you anon, for being the first person to fully explain this
>>706143984
>using System
>namespace oddoreven
>Console.WriteLine
>java
nigga u wot
>>706143984
I Had a guy in my class at high school and People thought he was smart, meanwhile i Do shit like it's supposed to be and nobody bats an eye
![iu[1].jpg&f=1.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Av9t0g1.jpg "iu[1].jpg&f=1.jpg")
>>706140095
I'm on my way, Boss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ
>>706140640
HAHA OH WOW
>>706138746
> a unique
>>706140640
story behind it?
was it posted by some teacher?
>>706132938
>>706142216
decent code:
if( givenNumber % 2 = 1 ) return "Odd number";
return "Even number";
Instead he wrote.. utter tripe
>>706145073
>>706143984
>>706143153
Thank you my niggers
>>706145020
>>706138943
I swear; Jesus looks like he's saying "Come at me Bro!".
>>706142144
>made up words
>feminazi
>classist
>>706132938
>>706139189
"The fuck, bitch?"
Joe "hold her tighter is she's a fighter" snider
>>706132938
Translation: "First Make-Up try. It's okay, but could be better."
>>706139025
>>706139086
>>706138943
>>706139430
>>706139615
i feel so fucking disturbed by these... i am about to vomit
>>706138746
I'd love to watch the whole presentation.
>>706146413
What a fucking faggot humblebrag, the whole post was just to show that he had 8k audience
>>706141209
burn
>>706143938
Don't let us stop you.
>>706144561
What?
>>706146669
louis theroux?
>>706139425
>I'd tentacle rape you if I was an octopus
>>706146669
had my first makeup attempt too, recently. But I'm pretty sure i won't post it on facebook.
And yes, I'm a genderfluid nonbinary lake dragon male spiritkin angel man.
And I don't know why I'm telling you this.
>>706138778
That was obviously done with an ink pen you gullible faggot.
>>706138585
>what women should look like
>vagina
Well yeah that's what a woman is you shitlord
>>706140640
Fucking divide it by two and look for a remainder, like a couple lines. Jesus that is autistic as fuck.
>>706139188
>>706139189
THEN BE A WOMAN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>706148057
>what is a modulo?
noob
>>706139503
Are these people on fucking crack
>>706138618
No way this is real
>>706144893
>im killing myself
Did not expect that
>>706145174
>>706147444
checked
>>706147827
Look, anon, I don't care if you identify yourself sexually as a rainbow colored peach or if you believe that god is a black lesbian with a 9 inch clit. The problem with most of the people nowadays is that they want to shovel up their preferences down someone else's throat.
>>706141209
savage
>>706140908
>tfw this girl is 4 years old now
>tfw remember seeing it in a cringe thread when it was still fresh
Jfc
>>706138943
I love how this bitch is so fucking ashamed at how retarded feminist logic has become, she had to cover her face.
>>706149017
remember; no matter how bad you have it, she'll always have it worse.
>>706138656
sauce?
>>706139299
That door looks to be about 24" which is a way below building code. I don't know about NYC but in my city you could not rent an apartment with a door like that if it's used for egress.
But since she's got the light off I almost guarantee it's a closet and she's just just fishing for whale sympathy.
>>706149521
its fake, in the original she was crying because of her dead brother.
>>706148633
slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>706141153
I bet you thats a pantry door or some shit like that but she's doing it for the fucking attention
>>706146413
This isn't cringe, anxiety problems are a bitch, this guy did something big, good for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z4dMF73-b8
This whole channel is just awful, and this video in particular.
>>706139425
Oh shit I remember this. That Guy was such an alpha.
>>706147706
Lost
>>706139503
If they all got together they could make a pretty cool Syfy story if they focussed on making cool interesting races instead of buulshit ew 'genders'.
>>706143224
This fucking blew my sides
>>706139862
b a s e d
>>706137934
I was there. I got a hug from that derpy. Smelled of dryer sheets and was soft as Fuck. Comfy as hell.
>>706149820
> it's plenty dank
>>706141424
I will take "The little STD An" for 500
>>706151801
did you just not know what went wrong?
>>706151867
top fucking kek
>>706144257
ur so smaert hurr durr
>>706151946
My nigga. Nothing was wrong with that day. I even seen it going into the ladies room.
>>706141424
thelittleSTDan
>>706152951
java is bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z12ZQ2_DFE
>>706139425
This isnt real is it? This guy really did this what the fuck ?
>>706149820
I'm not validating your post with a stupid reply you are waiting for.
>>706153713
>doesn't know it's pasta
>>706140640
Why would you not just %2 ????
>>706138850
Dat rant
>>706139086
Where does this "urge to rape" thing actually come from? Most of my male friends aren't gamers and treat women, and actually everybody, respectful and with adequate distance or closeness, depending on the relationship between them and the other person. That's pretty normal social behavior, isn't it? And I'm not sure where to see a rape scheme there.
>>706155321
its a fallacy imagined into existence only by insecure women.
>>706155321
LOL Look at this lieing privlliaed as white MALE motherfucker! When tyall aint hatin on minories or rapin womyny uor sittin on the chans smackin it to luli and postin lies LOL small penises white man
>>706138585
I also identify myself as Kilo Ren
>>706143890
KEK
>>706140282
These persons clearly haven't seen any spiderman comic in their entire life. Hell, the one in the picture is not remotely the only one where he is shown in one of these poses. He's to resemble a fucking spider, mygosh, and the fact that it's even made the news apparently.. Gaah.
>>706137934
Jesus fucking christ i think i went to college with that faggot, what year was this?
>>706139130
V A P O G E N D E R
>>706150107
Agreed
>>706155553
Nice one, kek'd a little. Want a beer?
>>706156092
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>>706137990
Missed a square. Seeing how smart people are the only ones to not have children aren't you worried about the dipshits taking over?
>>706156576
I guess even such an indoctrinated breeder would smell the backfire in that.
>>706138943
>Abimegender: a gender that is profound, deep, and infinite; meant to resemble when one mirror is reflecting into another mirror creating an infinite paradox
we've gone too deep, pull out now
>>706132938
Hardcore mode
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>706155321
>not knowing the proper way to end a gaming session is with a ball emptying jerk session
God damn, you must be pent up with uncontrollable emotions
>>706151946
>file name
>>706138943
It could all be summed up by "autigender"
>>706157287
Bwahaha
>>706138691
i fuckin cringed so hard
>>706137934
>>706138981
I really enjoy the cat ad on the side and I would buy this product because of that.
Obviously for fun, knowing it has its place in a cringe thread.
>>706148057
>that's the joke
Thread needs more images and less phone posters
