Just added her Dubs decide what happens next.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Just added her
Dubs decide what happens next.
>>706128903
Ask for dubs
>>706128903
ask her to spread ass and have a sniff with fingers
>>706128903
Please reply to me or I'll shoot up my school.
send dick pic
>>706128903
how longs your cock?
>>706129113
I second this, rolling
>>706129113
Good idea but that wouldn't work as she replies fast.
Show me yours tidds please. I need to confirm something important.
>>706129008
Re-roll
>>706129095
roll
>>706128903
Send me nudes or I will seriously kill myself. I already have the noose ready.
>>706129332
WINRAR
>>706129214
If she replies fast now you better think fast fucker.
Your window of opportunity is open. Seize your chance. Be quick and be direct.
Godspeed faggot, godspeed
>>706128903
So out of curiosity, what do you do for fun and why?
>>706129378
>32
>WINRAR
Fucking retards get off my /b/
>>706129388
winser
>>706129388
And thats a winrar
Fuck "conversations" these days are so goddamn boring. No wonder I never last long on dating sites.
>>706129437
Its a meme u dip xdd
Also here
Just wondering, what's your full address, Snapchat, kik, Instagram, phone number, mother's information, father's information and is your sister a virgin?
>>706129388
Rip layne
>>706129550
I forgot
are you into transgender ass bangs with lots of shit
Ask her how long her dick is.
>>706129526
Just so you know before you get to know me, I am also a registered sex offender.
>>706129526
Good on you OP.
Whatever bullshit she says, follow up with,
"Oh gotcha. I've been interested in getting into that, but I feel a bit overwhelmed by it. Got any suggestions on to transition into?"
Got to play the build up game first.
send her the smallest ugliest dick you can find on google
Send her this.
With a winky face.
>>706129653
rollerroids
>>706129685
Rolling stone
Succ?
>>706129695
>sucking trap dicks
>>706129695
"Nm u"
"Omg I wanna get into that too!"
Calling it right now.
What do you think about pepe being declared a hate symbol?
>>706129733
winrawrd xD
Listen i know this is gonna be wierd but can you please piss on me and then shit on my chest?
Its a fetish.
>>706129733
WINRAR
hmu
Also she replied
>>706129799
winser
>>706129680
rolling for this
>>706129799
>>706129799
>>706129845
God damn... don't know why, but that killed my interest.
Fuck it, ask her if she wants to get coffee in the near future and talk about her favorite movies.
"Are me and you going to shag or am I wasting my time?"
>>706130142
Roll
Lets get OP laid
>>706130142
re-roll
>>706130142
dis
>>706130005
I think we know eachother well enough to fuck now, don't you think?
>>706130288
winrar
>>706130288
eye won
>>706130288
WINWIN
>>706130288
winrar
OP deliver or queer
Roll
if you could stop being a whip for a second you could come over and let me change your bum life
>>706130418
rollors
There go my chances of getting laid
Confession time: you seem like a cool chick, and I really like everything year you have going on. So I guess what I'm asking is, would you be willing to let my dog fuck you? I could pay you if you want. I also have a few tabs of x and, like, a six pack of beer to help you calm your nerves and get into the mood.
>inb4 she calls the police
>>706130543
dis one
>>706130531
OP was not a fag today
>>706130531
is she says yes ask nudes, if she says no dick pic (dosnt have to be yours, just need to scare her)
>>706130611
fuck
Saved by sex gods
>>706130611
>>706130637
say it OP
>>706130543
Roll it
>>706130620
OP did good
>>706130543
Rolling
saved
>>706130692
extra peperolli
>>706130543
If your chances are shot send this
>>706130799
Winrar
Spread ass
>>706130799
BINRAR
>>706130799
winrar
fucking do it op
>>706130799
winrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>706130799
Do it op
>>706130768
Tell her that she reminds you of your mum and that's getting you hard as diamonds.
.
>>706128903
This is how you get laid!?
Just add and talk to random bitches on FB!?
Fuck
>>706131063
don't be a fag, OP
if i get arrested you're done for fags
>>706131063
faggetta?
>>706131156
OP is a lad, let is be known
i want you to venture with me to my place of employment and fart on all the food in the employee fridge
>>706131156
yes OP
I'm joking...... but not about the dog thing though, you on board?
>>706131298
kek
fucking roll
>>706130543
bump for this
>>706131156
Absolute legend
Sheeeit
"Ahahah I'm so hilarious !"
>>706131337
nice leet
>>706131298
Keksi max ROLL
to be completely honest this has all been one huge joke between me and some of my friends on the /b/ ( or random as some people call it ) board of the website 4chan. I hope we can make up, I hope i didn't ruin my chances OwO
>>706131156
I have some kiddy porn for us to watch together too btw.
>>706131298
Rolling
>>706131063
irrelevant send anyway
>>706131450
roll
>>706131450
fuck off fag
>>706131156
deliveryyy
>>706131450
This
oml the gods favor my ass hard todays
>>706131450
Roll
>>706131450
roll
>>706131462
Rollio
Don't worry, I will be with you the whole time...I like to watch.
>>706131450
please this
>>706131615
Anyways, how long do you like your dicks?
>>706131450
yep. this
>>706131615
Send her a selfie
OP is fucked
>>706131298
This
I've fucked my dog so many times, I think he's tired of my old worn out asshole.
>>706131450
roll
>>706131714
Kek, I imagined OP is a Subway employee and asking the gril that.
>>706131784
Reroll
>>706131615
i dont know why i lied to you like that i just wanna fuck you riiiight in the pussy
>>706131450
rolling
>>706131450
this just isn't getting dubs but not for lack of trying
>>706131800
ahahaaha winrar
>>706131800
win
>>706131800
winrar
>>706131800
NO GOD NOT THAT
>>706131298
This but add i'll show you how i do it first you follow after k.
>>706131450
>this just isn't getting dubs but not for lack of trying
ill prove u wrong
>>706131822
Get
>>706131800
Hahahahaha
>>706131888
wtf lol winrar
>>706131888
Wasted trips
>>706131888
Checked, op include this
>>706131450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE&feature=share
>>706131888
TRIPS REVERT
>>706131922
well done, anon, well done
>>706131888
Trips checkd
>>706131822
Winrar!
>>706131615
didnt block her name this time. mind if i send some dick pics? im not that long but close to the width of a beer can
>>706131922
>>706131847
consider me proven wrong well done anon
You're not on board with letting a dog fuck you? Well..... Do you like cats?
>>706130543
roll
>>706131888
OP here, I'm the 88. Fuck you /b/astards are fucked. DELIVERING IN A SECOND YOU NIGS
>>706132115
Roll
I wish my dog had a bigger dick tbh, might consider upgrading to my sister's horse
>>706131615
Mikayla roby
But no joke, I love my dog.
>>706132061
>close to the width of a beer can
fucking kek anon, what kind of malformed penis do you have
>>706132128
he already added that u fuck
i want to shove my dildo inside your eye then fuck your holes with a razor
>>706132182
Roll
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy..... - ;) that's pretty fuckin funny turns my back to you and chuckles but... not as funny as whats about to happen now unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance - stealth kills walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune - comes up behind you and stabs you in the back Hahaha, now that power is mine! becomes engilfed in a bright light It feels so powerful! - unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy You Will Pay For Your Insulence!!
>>706132135
deliver OP
Ask her if she knows the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean.
>>706131922
Winraruuni
AAAAH GOD END ME
can u be my harambae
>>706131298
rollllll
Like Orange Memes III on Facebook
>>706132182
Roll
>>706132182
1/10 chance for this lads
I've also been diagnosed with genital herpes, in case that turns you on ;)
>>706132319
this
>>706132389
lmao roll
>>706132389
R.I.P. what a great page
>>706132411
win
You look like a fucking SJW by the way.
Tell her that you're Lolicon
OP HERE, IM OUTTA HERE. ILL BE BACK WITH NEXT GIRL SOMETIME SOON, FUCK MY ASS AAAAAH
>>706132499
Win
>>706132368
looks like shes about done
might as well look for a new girl op
>>706132540
what happened
>>706132500
lmfaooo
>>706132500
Kek winrar
>>706132540
IM A FAGGOT TOO AAAAH
>>706132500
Winrar
>>706128903
"Would you like to smell my moms pussy?"
>>706132368
but you're fresh meat i'm sure he'd love to bury his bone in your backyard (playful innuendo for hardcore anal fucking)
slow claps
steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>706132500
Kek'd
>>706130833
Winrar
>>706132182
roLll
>>706132216
its just short and fat and looks like its been in a chemical fire. ill post it on here one day
How soon? Op pls im entertained by this
>>706132540
Screenshot plz
>>706132182
Do it.
no but foreals im done with this shit might aswell gotten reported to the popos by now
>>706132887
fucking retard...
>>706132656
Intentional or not, that was cringy af
>>706132794
Also, expect another thread like this in 4-5 hours again on /b/. thx for ruining my laid chances /b/ love you
rofl
>>706132781
do it now i could do with a laugh
where's the reply op
or did she block you
>>706133011
Thanks for the keks buddy. If you want to increase the chances of getting laid, don't ask /b/ for help with your game.
>>706132887
Tell her that u are doing that from 4chan and posting ur convos online
>>706133295
Key roll
Complete last. I've stumbled upon a golden mine
>>706133330
So u are in the friend zone then?
>>706133115
cant u read, op said she stopped replying
>>706133411
No idea. Hopefully not.
>>706133411
It's dubs. Ask her that
>>706133330
I'm actually severely autistic and get really neverous when talking to girls. I'm sorry if my autism is too much for you. If you don't want to keep talking I understand, I'll just go back to watching Hentai
will thread be revive
This girl is either really desperate or has a friend beside her laughing with everything you say
>>706133702
Or its the OP
OP HERE, HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK SHE IS 15 OH NO
>>706133908
kek.
>>706133908
noot noots
>>706133908
Tell her she is too old for you
>>706133908
ded
>>706133330
Ask her if she's willing to sell you her dirty panties, the dirtier the better. Let her know it's for a cosplay outfit based on an original character from a Super Mario Bros fanfic you're writing. Re emphasize that you want them really, really poopy. Assure her you're not going to only masturbate with them.
>>706133908
You are a pepedophile
>>706134173
Roll
>>706134261
Reroll
Op here again. Aaaah, some fucking faggot nigger told her that i'm a suppose 4c troll. Fucking white knights man aaaa.
>>706134261
rolllllllll
>>706134173
but on the end say that she's the perfect age for this
>>706134261
with 'nice and stained' on the end of the message
>>706134261
rolling.
>>706134261
What's the harm OP, you haven't struck out yet
>>706134261
Roll
>>706131450
roll
>>706133908
reported to all local authorities. enjoy all that savage gang rape in prison you sick pederast fuck
>>706129680
Roll
>>706134261
Pleeeeess
OP here, hey I'm still underage and I can freely date her in my country so thats kek. Also had to block her. Seriously hope the white knight faggot trips and cracks his neck
>>706135020
MODS!!
>>706135020
Why you have to block her?
>>706133908
get fucked
Alex the kid
>>706135196
Eh? Just a question m8 no need for salt
>>ITT OP WAS NOT A FAG
>>706135810
Good job op
>>706136045
is that op
>>706133330
Hey I was just messing around with you, I'm kinda interested in you tbh. Wanna hang out sometime? Maybe my dog can come
>>706136447
That is op
>>706136045
Cringey fuck
>>706136839
How'd you find him, anon?
>>706137094
The chick linked me up
>>706137094
I'm guessing he's the white knight and msged the girl who gave anon Alex's real name, and anon took it from there
>>706137190
Thread's dying anyways but thanks for the effort
>>706131615
I did this to an ex once, dubs decide, forgot to block her name
>bunch of /b/tards all started trying to find
>made new thread to find me
>mfw I got a 3 day ban for 'replying to a raid thread'
>>706133662
Stop narrating my life you ass
I'm glad you're not a nigger
>>706137280
Correct
>>706137293
Thanks anon
so, enough fucking around, darling.
Are you down for my tiny penis or what?
I can disappoint you in ways you cant even imagine.
I've got 5 inches of pure disappointment, and i can fuck for literally minutes.
>>706137860
roll
