ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
>>706115057
i browse 4chan on occasion, and I hold down a steady job. my penis is above average.
cmon fags
I got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
>>706115294
cut or uncut?
My boyfriend finger tried to car me in the back of my mom.
>>706115437
but who was friend seat??
silk boxers reporting in, successful mission came to an end
have another job in a week with a boy and two girls, lets see where that goes
>>706115057
Stale secrets thread is stale...
>>706115790
i mean.. i did said a secret and nobody cared
I like jerking off discreetly in public.
I'm not gay, but I want someone or something to vigorously fuck me in the ass. I want to know what that feels like.
>>706115057
Some months ago, i fucked the ex of my best friend.
I kinda meet them at the same time, but i can´t get to decide how wrong that was.
I've never had sex with a guy but I can't get hard to fuck my gf unless I fantasize about being a slut for black cock. I don't know if I'd do it if I had a chance to be a black cock whore in real life but thinking about it is the only thing that gets me hard.
I have a poopy butt that won't stop being poopy.
I'm in love with a dude who lives in Germany and wants me to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on.
I'm steling stuff from the office (Paper, Folder etc.). I earn ~90k a year btw
Whenever my female cousin comes to stay over my house. I wait until she's sleep and once she is I take my pants, and briefs off before humping her ass until I cum.
I am alpha right up until a girl wants me to take her home then i lose my confidence
/b/ fuckinf help me i wanna mek u guys proud
>>706115057
One time when I was 15 I furiously rubbed my dick on a trashbag full of clothes until my dickhead started bleeding but I still came hard as fuck
I been fucking my best friends wife they have twin boys
>>706115057
Yor mum had been fucked by me
>>706116261
why not fuck the boys????????????????
>>706116261
Oh, that's fucked.
I want to cut my gfs bottom lip off duct tape her mouth shut and masturbate while i watch her drown in her own blood
>>706116288
you should get tested then. seriously.
>>706116222
Ok, trips annon, i´ll read you.
What comes to mind when it happens?
>>706115992
I want that. I want to feel wanted.
>>706116356
Time to dump her and move on.
Me and my friend shared a property two houses side by side so it made it easy when he works over night and my wife is taking a shower or I send her to the store to do something I sneek over
I like the taste of over cooked cookies.
im drunk as fuck and have work in like 3 hours
I love to fist my own ass, but I'm heterosexual
>>706116592
Well of course ill dump her body and move towns but thats not really a secret
Fought in Syria for 10 months. Everyone thinks i was backpacking. Even my government didnt work ot out
Attack this stream
My older sister showed me her pussy when I was about 5 and a played with my baby sitters breasts a few times around the same time.
>>706115057
I'm black and post cuck threads everyday on 4chan.
>>706116125
dude, you need some black cock, like stat
>>706116345
She has double d tits those big hipster glasses big ass tight pussy and she can deepthroat cock
>>706116579
Right? Do you have a Kik? Sorry to ask the generic question, but I have no one to dominate me remotely and push me around, especially after ShareDare died.
I'm in love with a 17 years old girl. I'm 24. What do, /b/? I feel old as fuck.
Everytime I sleep over my best friends house, I wait until she falls asleep and then I masturbate next to her in bed. I try to be kinda loud to chance her waking up and catching me. I know she has seen on at least 2 occasions but hasn't said anything.
>>green text
>>706117201
wait till shes 18 and fuck her right in the pussy
>>706116842
nice. growing up i showered/bathed with my sisters all the time, same with my baby sitters. 1st time i remember touching a pussy i was 7, was my 16yo babysitter's
>>706115057
I replaced the dollar from my first tooth with a twenty from my mom's purse
>>706117201
that's alright dude.
I met my wife when she was 17 and I was 25.
when i was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
>>706117469
You should have made her pregnant.
>>706115057
I'm actually three of the most popular incest writers on 4Chan. I just like to write stories and pretend I'm the characters to get off.
>>706116885
Maybe. I don't know. I think about it all the time. But I had a chance to get some nice black cock not too long ago and I passed. I don't know if it was because I didn't want it deep down and it was just a fantasy? Or if I was just too big of a pussy to get what I needed.
>>706117571
we timed it so she hopefully didnt get prego, she wanted her 1st time to be without a condom, i did cum in her also.
My wife fucks our two labs, black and chocolate.
We also do some dog sitting, so she gets some variety every blue moon.
>>706117201
The age difference right now is a tricky one from your ages since you're both younger. But I'm 35. My girlfriend is 21. She's fucking amazing and I'm old as fuck, plus our age difference is 14 years. Don't feel old. Just know it might not last forever.
>>706117665
Did you write the one the other night about showering with your autistic cousin?
>be me on highschool footbal team
>gay guy on team tells me that if he gets a touchdown i need to show him my ass
>i ignore it
>of course he gets a touchdown
>changing in lockeroom after game
>brings it up again
>pressures me
>basically doesn't let me leave till i do it
>fuck it
>do it
>he takes a picture on his phone
>tells me he wont share it
>whatever good enough for me
>fucking awkward everytime i see him after that
>he stops me to bring it up again on a few occasion
>I later find out he also pressured some other guy in my grade to have anal sex with him
>they totally fucked
I'm married and completely and stupidly in love with a girl that is probably sucking some rich guys dick right now because she is crazy beautiful and perfect and that's what perfect girls do. And I am a piece of shit for even letting her be anything in my life. Especially because my wife deserves none of it but I won't stop. I can't.
But maybe the nights will get long enough to where I won't have a choice, either way. I looked for this thread purposely because I don't know what else to do about it except bitch and moan when there are real answers out there but I won't take any of them
>>706117745
Shove a big black dildo up your ass. Problem solved... bbc without the catholic guilt
>>706115057
I sharted once
>>706118036
No. I'm more popular than that.
>>706118183
Cool story bro.
>>706118293
Ok. Did you write the one about the brother and sister in the early 2000's then?
>>706118183
i want more details
Used to grope my little sisters ass all the time, she's 2 years younger. Shit was cash.
i unironically think capitalism is the source of all our problems
>>706118405
Yup
>>706118454
Is that when you type in all caps? I hate that too!!
>>706115057
i want a gf that likes getting called daddy
>>706118515
I liked the cousin one better. Your definitely like, #3.
>>706118312
Thanks
Goodnight
>>706118522
kek. that took me a minute to process
>>706115057
I'm closer with my bestfriend's girlfriend than I am with him. I even know some of her darkest secrets she never told anyone.
>>706118211
I tried it. I think that i could eventually learn to love anal. But here's the thing...I'm not like a lot of the guys who post here and say, "I love dick but I'm not gay. I just don't like the man attached to it."
I really am attracted to the entire man. I can go to the mall and see a hot black guy and just start fantasizing what he's got in his pants. I'm not just about the cock. I think I want the whole package.
>>706118660
tell us now
>>706118630
Jk dude. That was pretty good. A little long winded trying to bring it along but still decent.
>>706118726
so youre gay? :D
i just came for a 12yo french girl on omegle
>>706116222
>I am alpha right up until a girl wants me to take her home then i lose my confidence
>I am alpha
No. No you're not. You're just pretending
>>706118
how was that
>>706118631
My job here is complete then...
>>706118814
did she showed you something in return?
>>706118660
like what?
>>706116769
What side did you fight with? I was there for a few months last year with YPG
Im a self destructive ass hole that breaks everything he touches- I actually moss my ex and wish i could see her one last time, i cant be myself with anyone but myself, i have so must trust issues i struggled to be myself with a woman I was living with for 5 years and was going to marry. I actually just want to be loved but because of generally fucking shit up i seek abuse sexually because well i also have issues there. Cant even let anyone get close physically or intimately in any way.
>>706118806
I don't know. I never had sex with a guy. And the few times I had a good chance to I didn't? Does that make me not gay? Or just in denial? I don't know. All I know is I see guys out in the town all the time I think that I'd like to get with them but I never do. I just go home to my (pretty) wife and fuck her instead. (But when I'm fucking her I'm thinking of hot black guys so I can stay hard.)
>>706118934
You should hike the Appalachian trail for a month. Great place to reflect and find oneself.
>>706118898
yep, the lot, even came herself first
>>706117201
>I'm 24.
>I feel old as fuck.
>I'm 24.
Hahahahahahaha
I'm 61. You're not old. And 17 is legal where I am. I could fuck her without the consequences ever being the same
>>706118803
I meant it though. Seriously.
I really appreciate your acknowledgement, it was what I was looking for in the end. It's the only thing I want sometimes. Kinda just adds to my selfish character. Fuck it
bifag here, when I was in college, 19-21yo, I had a secret relationship with a 13-14yo boy
>>706118934
It will be okay, give it some time.
It's getting better after a few.
>>706118934
Dexter is that u?
>>706116640
The Maillard reaction. Solved.
>>706119054
yikes. that sounds like it can lead to an unhealthy realationship with your wife. maybe youre bicurious & you need to sex someone whose also bicurious so you can get off on each other
>>706119067
You did jerk off to jessi, admit it
>>706119134
Wasnt even gonna stick around to reply. Fuck you- yeah im a little broken.
>>706119075
details pls
>>706119075
How did it start?
>>706116769 did you really fought in syria?
if so greentext pleas
>>706119119
After a few?
>>706119075
I fucked a 15 year old girl when i was 19.
>>706119218
We all stick around to reply, fag. That's why we post
>>706119062
nice, you saved something for later right?
I think it's really hot when girls take shits. I would eat my sisters poop and the poop of all her friends.
>>706118739
>>706118919
I know she was raped by her ex-boyfriend before she met my bestfriend.
I know that her ex-bf also made her fuck her own dog.
There's slashes on her back when her mom use to abuse her.
She's also positive for HIV that's why she hasn't slept with my bestfriend yet.
>>706119072
You're welcome. I like to write erotica as well. It's a great release and let's the imagination run wild. I just connected with a girl from HS that has apparently been in love with me since. I've been writing her stories about what we could have done back then. Very hot. She's borderline prude so her reactions are priceless.
>>706119294
didnt this time, but i have been looking for recording solutions since recopmmend one?
>>706118726
lol, then dude, you should probably do something about that, don't you think? You're not going to find what you're looking for digging in your girlfriend's vagina.
>>706119413
yikes, that is fucked. hope it all goes well for her fucking shame what kind of strange fucks are out there
>>706119282
True dat homie.
>>706119198
No. My standards are higher than that. I may fap to pretty girls getting down and dirty with Rover, but I'd not stoop that low
I was here for that, and the Great Mod Clean-up when /b/ went blue for Good Morning America.
>I think that was the beginning of the end - that's when the publicity started
i been cheating my whole life, every aspect of it, i owe 20 grand to the bank, been fucking this married woman and his husband is such a fragile cuck, im addicted to several drugs, i've been lying so much that is hard to keep track of this shitty fake life.
>>706119453
Is your name Rick Harrison?
>>706119465
even fraps work i think, or at least you could take some prints of her
>>706115437
I'm peeking rn and this isn't ok
>>706119591
Aren't we all?
>>706119599
Yeah! I run a pawn shop with my old man and my boy big Hoss!
>>706119188
Yeah. Maybe. Or I can just stuff my feeling deep down and hope they don't fester and come out at a bad time. Other than the fact I think about men when I fuck her we have a great relationship and are totally compatible.
>>706118133
Pussy, I knocked out a mother fucker who pushed me against the locker and told me to show him my cock
>>706119605
i will look into it
i dint ss, maybe I should have, I far to into it and blasted myself at the end and had to clean up quickly
I've been teasing my wife to my neighbours for the past few months. Finally think he's going to make a move on her this week since he invited us over for dinner.
>>706119591
You sound like a beast
twitch tv/dibokkiller
>>706119813
well, ill also try to do it myself later, you went on the international tab?
Multiple secrets
1 - I've downloaded at least 3,000 gb's of porn
2 - My friend showed me his friends paypal info and I took complete advantage of it and fucked his bank, only reason i have like 7k in my paypal rn
3 - I'm bi. not really a secret, wait yes it is no one knows
4 - I have once nutted 5 times in a day.
5- My least proudest nut was too overwatch hentai. whilst I was talking to a friend. I've tried to selectively remove that part of my life from my head, but it's still there.
6- I like tits over ass.
7- I've ratted 9 people and stole their csgo items.
8- I prefer edgy stuff over anything else
>>706119785
homophobe much? i mean you could have politely asked him to fuck off
>>706119944
>nutted 5 times in a day
Amateur
I have unnatural thoughts about girls I know :(
I want someone to recognize my gf because my fantasy is to fuck her while a guy jacks off watching us and cums on her face.
>>706119939
dunno just straight omegle
ive done it before but only on straight omegle
i ss this once
>>706120116
"I want to turn them into robots" type unnatural thoughts, or "they're actually ghosts" type of unnatural thoughts?
>>706120298
Live cam?
I just want money. Money, money... If I am not going to earn it, I am going to kill myself before birthday. For real.
I manage so far to keep that behind my parents, family, friends and fiancee. I just cant stand living without money.
>>706120376
I've got that set in motion already. The real thing would be so much better though. Someone knowing how much of a slut she is.
>>706120315
well yes but when i go on the website, it tells me to choose a language, did you choose french? i dont know how to speak french but i know that french girls are really slutty
>>706120116
They are natural. Go with it.
>>706119946
> physical force used against me
> I should be courteous in response
This is the most beta thing I have ever heard
>>706120664
oh na she spoke english I just asked where she was from and she said france lol
>>706119222
>>706119236
fairly long/complex story but he was the younger brother of one of my good high school friends. We got along really good, was kinda like a brother to me. I went to college in the same town for my 1st few years, saw him one day, invited him over to hang out. he would come by a couple times a week after school and we would play vidya and stuff, sometimes hed bring friends over.
one day i went to the movies with a couple friends and I saw him there, he didnt see me. I saw him kiss the other boy he was with. next time i saw him I told him he was cuter than his bf. he tried denying it happened,i told him i wouldnt tell anyone and eventually he confessed, though it wasnt his bf. we ended up making out for a long time that day. it gradually escalated more and more.
first time we fucked was easily the best sex ive ever had, and i have been with quite a few girls. the entire relationship was great, the secrecy made it even better imo. plus he was super cute
>>706120343
robot ghosts obv.
>>706120729
ah ok, fair enough mate, ill try it later, but well, considering my looks, it wont be easy
>>706120696
Not part of the discussion, but you never mentioned physical force in you earlier post. Just sayin.
>>706120647
>Someone knowing how much of a slut she is.
They would, but without Jack the Ripper potentially being in the room
>>706120683
sigh
>>706116769
With whom did you fight?
>>706120887
meh im 28 and not twink but i do have a big cock or so she said lol, patience is the key
>>706120899
>I knocked out a mother fucker who pushed me against the locker
>who pushed me against the locker
Not him, but I suggest you read the thread before you get all full of righteous indignation
>>706120696
fair enough
you never specified he used physical force
>>706118923
Yeah with the ypg. Did 3 operations. Manbij was hell. Other two were fun. How long did you stay? I came late last year
>>706120899
> "pushed me against the locker and told me to show him his cock"
Reading comprehension level: nigger
>>706118923
Green text plox
Women will always just see me as a pole they can fuck then they will go back to their white husbands that have money and succeed in life.
Which would you rather have?
>Get women with your dick and the new bullshit 'taboo' of fucking nigger dick among white women
>Live in a nice ass house, live without problems and have the option to succeed rather than sit in the hood selling crack stuck in a trap house.
The later is what I want even if I don't have a big dick I can still find a faithful woman but these sluts all they want is dick never anything more.
>>706121100
see
>>706121062
read the post - to make it easier, here it is
>>706119785
and no, I'm not him. I just read the thread before I post and make myself look stupid
>>706120745
lucky.
>>706121100
Look out bro. I just got scolded because he apparently was >pushed against a locker
>>706121058
well mine isnt that great, its about 20cm, thats like 7.5 inches or something, but i guess ill follow your advice
>>706121214
You're doing gods work anon. Thank you for correcting the un correctable. Top kek
>>706121304
lol mine is 6in so u good
report your findings
>>706121198
I rather have you. I would take care of you and live with you and treat you right if you'd only just abuse me with that 'pole' every now and again.
Unfortunately for you though, I'm a dude.
>>706120745
more?
>>706121576
i will if i get them, but if i find it from underage girls i will get banned
>>706115057
dad fucks me
Had a 6 month affair with a girl while dating my current wife.
>>706121720
you scum bag
>>706121651
take one for the team
moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
>>706121829
Lurk more.
i sucked mad dick in high school
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>>706121511
>>706117469
greentext
I have a colection of photos of the wife of a friend of mine. It started when someone said to me that she was into me. I tried to flirt a little but she went right into it. She sent then to me sometimes when he was sleep on her side. Only some of the photosare full nude but all sexy or sexual in nature.
I regret so much.. I feel sick when thinking about her and she thinks of cucking him. I cant tell him and it seens way easier to Just fuck her and be done with it.
>>706121608
so im kinda intoxicated atm, dk what else to say, anything specific u want to know?
>>706121898
wow he made a typo what a newfag xD xD lolol newfags cant triforce :D :P :D
>literally you
>>706121912
really?
any details?
>>706121980
You are completely retarded and shiny new. It's a fucking meme in these threads. Here's a clue
>>706115437
Nothing to do with a typo.
bifag. kind of a pedophile. nobody knows
>>706122010
i can't really remember specifics since it was like 6 years ago now but I joined the cheerleader squad, hormones were high, locker room celebrations ensued. sucked 5 dudes at once after the final game of the season. the guys were nice and didnt go spouting shit so nobody found out
>>706121927
>put my penis in her vagina
>she cried
>i came
>>706121980
I shouldn't even have to explain this to you little faggots but I'm feeling nice.
You don't make that quote word for word as the original poster did. You mix it all up and THEN it's funny.
>>706122177
prefer 1 over the other?
>>706119465
happy to let you know what I use and provide a working copy, but you'd have to share in return.
(Downside: haven't got mine to output x264 reliably, usually use xvid)
>>706122098
yea right go back to reddut neufags loool xD
>>706121949
>I cant tell him and it seens way easier to Just fuck her and be done with it.
doesn't sound like he's a friend of yours. friends wouldn't do that shit to each other.
>>706122241
Nice.
>>706122285
i rather women
>>706122512
would u a 9yo boy?
got drunk and took some ecstasy at a party, ended up blowing my bf and his dog at the same time
we rarely talked about it or brought it up
his knuckle tried to van me on seats in front of rear seats about a vagina.
I'm a 19 year old beta kissless virgin that's too chicken shit to ask out a girl. I always think that I will ask her when I get a private chance, since I don't want to make it some huge showing, but even if I did get a chance, I would never take it.
I sometimes have talks about having gay sex with some steam friends, but I still prefer girls over men.
Every time I work at my job, I always fantasize about shooting some of the people I meet there for no reason at all.
> Be me married with 2 kids.
> Got drunk siz months ago and was all self confident cos Iost some weight and was looking good.
> Wife doesnt fuck me now cos married.
> Went out to smokers beer garden and chatted up this chick my age.
> She was redhead, single, 6/20 and drunk too but by the end of conversation she was horny as fuck and saying some pretty forward stuff.
> She said she wanted me to give her a child.
> So I said ok lets go.
> I took her hand and we slipped into the disabled toilet at the club.
> We got pretty passionate pretty quickly and she got her tits out which were ok but had hugely long nipples.
> After sucky them titties I'm diamonds.
> I fucked her from behind over the hand basin.
> After 10 minutes she reached around pushed her finger into my ass.
> Almost immediately, I poured all my man juices deep into her hairy black snatch.
> I said bend over and touch your toes and I held her there for a few minutes continuing to slowly pump my sperm deep into her. Just to b sure.
> I met her again a month later and we got drunk again and she took me to her shitty flat.
> We fucked for ages and loaded her so full of sperm it was dripping out of her.
> She tells me shes pregnant with my child.
>>706118183
>your wife is also out sucking some rich guys dick
>>706122443
Really? You actually typed that and you think it's what...ironic? a riposte?
I wouldn't normally have responded to you, but it's unusual to come across your level of retardation with access to a computer, even on /b/.
I'm sure you'll come back with something positively Wildean.
>>706116669
Fuckin hell.. I didn't realise this was a ylyl thread
>>706122817
LOLOL u rlly think im a troller??? go back to /mlp/ cuck cukc sjw cuck LOLLll im smoke weed and i bet u dont so stfu
>>706122562
nope.
if i had to put it on a scale it would be girls>women>guys>boys
too young also
>>706122817
As an innocent bystander, I do believe that was an attempt at sarcasm.
>>706122765
>hairy black snatch.
How's aids?
>>706122291
what is it?
>>706122974
kys
im in my late 20s and mostly straight, trim. but i really want to suck an old fat guys dick, preferably if its really small
frosted butts
>>706122989
I did wonder, but the context was so far off I began to doubt it.
I think it's a case of butthurt damage limitation, as
>>706121980
>>706122443
is clearly a samefag and it's fairly obvious from his first post that he doesn't understand the meme, whereas this guy
>>706121898
does
>>706123040
just an existing screencapping solution that I've used to record cams for a few years now, tried and tested.
>>706116844
Lol is that you giganigga??
>>706115057
>Met up with a girl from work.
>Pressured her into downing whisky and cokes all night.
>Hers were doubles, half of mine were just coke.
>Took her to a friend's house, she was black out drunk and passed out on the couch
>Friend took photos of her tits and pussy then jacked off on her face
>I just sat there watching
This was before phone cameras so photos are still on a Kodak disposable camera in my attic. Don't have the balls to develop them
>>706123407
That first guy would be me. And thanks for having my 6. It's ironic because I also posted >>706115437
>>706122457
How would you tell a bro that his girlfriend is a.slut? Specially a beta that dó everything she asks? Really i want to know.
No matter what i do the friendship is fucked
>>706118814
nice, got a strip show the other day from this
>>706119743
If there was just one thing you learned in all those years, what would that be?
>>706124027
Everything has a price brother. I stand corrected.
>>706119823
What's your endgame friend? You just wanna let the guy make an ass of himself or are you a cuck who wants to watch as his wife gets fucked?
>>706123994
more pls
>>706124180
thas it of her forgot cam was off, got a vola ill drop more
>>706124179
He wants to suck cock. The wife is b8
>>706119944
Tits > ass
all day, any day
>>706118515
So what you're telling me is your columnfag?
>>706115057
Talked my step daughter into letting me have sex with her
>>706124311
Pretty sure he bailed out a bit ago.
>>706117216
so if she catched you and still invites you over why dont you fucc her?
>>706122248
Kek
and thus started a trend of you cumming whenever a girl cries?
>>706124442
Damn. Would have liked to get confirmation. Oh well.
>>706122253
Even then it's not that funny, but at least you're doing it as it should be done.. so that makes it bearable
>>706124253
That has to be it right?
if dubs it is..
>>706124576
True. I saw that it hadn't been done yet so I felt obligated. I've been lurking the secrets thread since she posted that. It dear to my heart. Lol
>>706124212
BBfeucB
>>706124653
Rolling
>>706122765
>>706123025
How's the aids baby?
>>706115992
You're not gay. You are super gay. Really, really, really gay
>>706116151
Need to take fiber pills with meals
>>706119413
Did she like fucking the dog?
>>706123856
>No matter what i do the friendship is fucked
because you fucked it up. it's not only the girlfriend, it's you. say sorry for even attempting to flirt with her, let alone doing this for a long time and hope that he maybe one day forgives you. be a man and take some responsibility.
>>706115057
I almost hookuped with a black guy that I met on omegel I'm a white guy btw
Everytime I sleep over at my girlfriends house, I like to go into her sisters room while she is sleeping and cum all over her clean panties.
>>706124414
What did you say to her?
>>706125562
>I like to go into her sisters room while she is sleeping and cum all over her clean panties.
I'll take "Something that only happens in the imagination" for $500 please, Bob
I kinda think someone would notice crusty, cum-smelling underwear in their clean underwear drawer, don't you? Try a more convincing fantasy next time
>>706125712
This is so spot on true that I'm gonna copy the entire post:
>I like to go into her sisters room while she is sleeping and cum all over her clean panties.
I'll take "Something that only happens in the imagination" for $500 please, Bob
I kinda think someone would notice crusty, cum-smelling underwear in their clean underwear drawer, don't you? Try a more convincing fantasy next time
i have a vore fetish
i consider myself bigender
i once nutted EIGHT times in one day
my life is in agony
>>706125430
words of a wise man
>>706125880
>bigender
>big ender
>enders game
>the game
>>706125939
fuk i lost the game
>>706115057
I fuck myself with a dildo, but find nude men disgusting. I can only watch gay furries
>>706125856
Fill your boots. You could even copy the entire thread and keep it for posterity. Print it off on an AO plotter in color and frame it, then put it on your wall. You could invite all your friends round and show it to them, proudly pointing out your posts.
That'd be really cool
>>706125880
1.whats vore? i dont even wanna search it
2.who cares about that shit, just chill don't do shit for other people
3.why keep count?
4. everybody's life is agony
>>706116644
Have a good day cause it's gonna suck
>>706126050
I wish I was one of his friends. I would love to see that. :(
>>706126022
>but find nude men disgusting
lmao kill yourself already
>>706115057
I shower pretty regularly with my nephew and two nieces. Their mom (my sister) knows, but told me not to tell their dad because the kids are closer to me than him.
>>706125628
She really wanted to go play with her cousin I told her she had to give me some pussy first so she did
>>706115437
But Who was Phone! ?
>>706126385
do you get erections?
>>706115057
4chan is now too old, wouldn't fuck
>>706115384
>coerced
>posted an ad
>>706115755
Details
>>706126447
Sometimes when I wash it. No big deal.
>>706126447
Frequent flier yet I have no idea what this question has to do with that meme....
>>706126385
how old are they?
>>706126051
search it on urbandictionary, it sums it up aight
i am a cop and i racially profile dindus. If i cant get them I usually make something up like resist restraint
Unpopular opinion (maybe?)
I don't want my gf to make out or whatever with other girls..
I feel like I'm one of the few guys who's not into that..
What do you think /b/?
>>706126659
Girls are 7 and 4, boy is 5.
>>706126659
Boy 46, girls 53 and 56.
>>706126659
boy 12, girls 19-year old twins
>>706126659
Boys 3001, girls 653 and 1123
fucked my female cousin for years when we were both 8-13
i'm a guy and it was awesome
>>706126717
if she is 7 then it's probably time to let her shower on her own. give her some freedom and responsibility for herself. 4 and 5 is still okay, i guess? idk.
>>706126697
Thank you for your valuable service anon
>>706126864
We usually shower together (the four of us) and I let her decide. She showers on her own at home, so it's really up to her.
>>706126864
Are y'all short on water or something? What's with the communal showers?
>>706126997
have you not seen what it's like in california right now anon? shit's fucked
I threw a pitch to tim tebow for money since he wanted a homerun for his first at bat. Easy 80k
>>706127069
I work remote... No idea. Good enough then.
>>706126997
i never showered together with my parents.
>>706126972
idk it's just weird, it may be her decision but she's a kid and in this case you might have to make the decision that she shouldn't grow dependent on you.
>>706115057
I once got shit faced and fucked a camel right in the anal cavity. I thought male camels only had one hump, so there's a 50/50 chance it was a male. It gave me MERS which confused the hell out of my doctor, so I told him I had a middle eastern girlfriend. He proceeded to mock me and call me a camel fucker. How the hell did that nigga read my mind?? You can't slip shit past that guy.
>>706126997
My city has a water shortage and I live in an apartment. I get a huge fucking penalty if I go over a certain amount, so it's just easier. Plus they are young and need help washing anyways.
>>706127191
Kek
>>706127225
red flag on this guy
Am reptar :D
>>706127180
>>706127278
Not really weird to me. Seven isn't that old, and if she doesn't care, I don't either. Not like I'm diddling her in the shower.
>>706127225
I guess? I pretty much knew how to wash myself at five, but to each their own I suppose.
>>706127397
why you goin on about if its nothing? why in a secrets thread on a site full of degenerates. flaws in ur logic buddy
>>706126533
what details uwant
>>706127491
>site full of degenerates
I resemble that remark.
>>706127488
That's nice. My nephew is shit at washing himself.
>>706127491
I said it was a lame secret. My sister only told me to keep it on the down low because her kids are closer to me than they are to her husband.
I once tricked my entire group of friends I was in a massage therapy course for 2 semesters in college. I shamelessly felt up every fucking girl in my group of friends. Odd thing was I got REALLY good by the end and word was getting around. so I had to put an end to it before I got caught.
I've been sleeping around with my ex behind my girlfriends back for last 3 months now. I feel fucking bad about it because my gf is amazing, but she just doesn't put out enough.
>be 17 go to secluded beach with 16 gf
>wanna fuck
>go to the bushes
>start fucking doggy
>some 40+ guy come and jerk off watching
>tell him he can come close
>he come and start to play with her tits and fap
>then go in front of her and she gave him a bj
>we fucked like crazy in the next few days
>dont think this guy even knew he got a blow job from underage
>>706127717
Pics or it didn't happen!
I did a hit & run on a retarded guy in a wheelchair who was on the fucking road. See in the news the next day he was dead and police investigating. Maybe it was a good thing for him to end his shitty life.
>>706127717
>it's my gfs fault that i am a cheating asshole
>>706127952
Pics or didn't happen!
>>706127952
I'm not trying to blame it on her, she just has an extremely low sex drive and I dont. I know I'm a piece of shit for doing it but being able to fuck someone for more than once or twice a month feels great.
>>706127069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi-ZIOmB6EM
>>706127786
You let your girlfriend suck off. Complete stranger who was jacking off at the beach? I'm calling bullshit.
>2 years ago was a kiss less virgin
>Desperately wanted to have sex
>Every ones says it's the greatest thing on earth
>Started going to the gym
After having sex with multiple girls it's the same shit.
>My hand feels better
>Literally can't cum
>Prob cuz I jacked off too much
>Bitches all think their pussy the best
>Porns boring now
Wish I was a kiss less virgin again want the time I spend working out back and the money I spend on dates.
be 16 go to boxing training the its a big spor center with all kinda sports also have a massage studio decide to go the massager "girl" is 52 years old
long story short got hard and she gave me a handjob the whole time while jerking me off was talking how young i am and what a nice body i have and touching my chest and stomach
went many more times and eventually fucked her never told anyone and she never took money for the service
before that i had fucked like 4-5 times the neighborhood slut that basically everyone fucked for some weed and beer
>>706128281
i didnt care much about her i just have her as gf for sex
I got away with murder
I killed people in a series of carefully planned genocides
I'm deadpool
>>706128603
>deadpool
>carefully planned
kek nice try anon
I lied when I donate blood about not having ever payed for sex.
>>706117786
If she doesnt have period she cant get preggo, and period starts at the age of 12
I used to hump my mother in laws butt. I showed her my cock now and then, and after years of breaking my balls, she finally decided to take it. She had to mop that tile floor, she was squirting all over the place, and I went off like a shotgun pumping cum all over the kitchen. We were laughing while we cleaned up all of the cum and squirt, it took an hour just to collect it all. Man, that bitch could make a cock shoot.
>>706128917
Really. Every girl starts at 12? You need to get your shit straight before you get much further along in life kiddo.
>>706128522
Aren't you classy.
>>706128917
Shirley, you can't be serious..
I always wanted being ballbusted and humiliated by a girl, It turn me hot. Don't care If it's a kick, knee or a balls squeeze, but she has to laugh at me
>>706129431
He is! And stop calling him Surely...
>>706129431
>>706129505
I love you guise so much
>>706129444
a friend suddenly pulled my pants down once at party and started sucking my dick, all of our friends who were girls were present and laughing.
