Niggers
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Niggers
Don Knotts
Bob and the Belcher family. Might as well get comfy, this is going to take a while
pablo escobar
Steve Harvey from family feud
>>706097818
Any TV show?
Scott Van Pelt
>>706097818
Jake Peralta
Lucifer
Longmire
Daenerys Targaryen
This guy. How fucked am i?
ricky and julian buddies
Black Jesus
>>706098384
Oh shit, you gonna watch that extinction show?
Kathy lee n Toda
Daniel Tosh... dammit.
>>706097818
chevy chase
>>706097818
...Bojack Horseman. I'm so fucking dead.
>>706098180
YO SAME
Seeley Booth and Temperance Brennan? I think I'll be alright
Fuck yeah
#84 Shannon Sharpe
I think I'm fine.
Fucker would trash talk them to tears.
>>706097818
She's trapped in the delta quadrant!!! Lt b'ellana torres save me pls
Hell yeah, 80's movie fight jet pilots.
>>706097818
It's that time of night, so I'm taking in my nightly episode of Trek. Lucky for me, it's a Kira episode.
>>706097818
The Governor from Walking Dead season 3.
I'll be fine
Im liking my chances of rescue
>>706097818
That weird short kid on ABC's the middle
>>706097818
Sam or Dean from Supernatural
i think i'll be saved, but i might get beat up some
Flipper
sweet christ
>>706097818
Honestly couldn't ask for anyone better
Flo from the progress insurance commercials
>>706099326
Best answer
Jotaro
Michonne.
I think I'll be fine
>>706097818
president of the usa
i'll be okay
>you should see the other guy
>>706099648
that show any good?
>>706097818
Seinfeld
>>706097818
That reminds me. I need togo watch more Batman Animated Series.
Also, it was Not Alan Quartermaine ™ from Penny Dreadful. This could go very well or VERY poorly for me.
>>706097818
Frank Castle from the show Daredevil. I'm okay with the Punisher saving me.
I-I-I don't know Morty, we've got a bunch of more important shit to do.
>>706097818
Rob Kardashian
>tfw im fucked
Some afl player, lame
Good thing I decided to check this show out today.
Ricky and Julian from Trailer Park Boys. Might as well cut to the chase and kill myself.
These fuckers.
My first instinct is to say I'm fucked, but it'll probably end up in a wacky adventure in which they somehow manage to accidentally save me anways.
>>706097818
Ensign: I've got a lock on him captain
Captain: Energize
Me: Ayy lmao
>>706097818
>bob costas
i'm fucked, at least i get good commentary while being raped
>>706097818
The fucking Justice League.
>>706098252
same, we're probably fucked
>>706097818
An incompetent fred armisen. Fuck.
>>706097818
I think I'll be alright
>>706097818
>tfw it's Michael Scott
>>706098384
Nah, you're good. He'll just call up his alien bros
>>706099648
Okay opening at best,
I'll give it a few episodes to see how it evolves,
Check it out if there is nothing better on
The 10th Doctor.
I think I'm good.
The 501st Legion.
Fuck yeah
>>706099648
I watched Jason Bourne last night.
Who do you take, 1:1(no Chloe)? Bourne or Bauer? Playfield is Paris.
Well, I'm fucked. At least the report of my death will reach millions of people...
Luke Cage.
Well I'm not worried.
Luke Cage, I'm fucking saved
The major from gits
>>706100881
IFF it meet the liberal media's agenda. If you were killed by a negro then no chance. Sorry..
uh....
>>706097818
Shannara, so literally a DnD party.
If MLK died and we get a day off, why not kill 4 more niggers and take the week off?
>>706097818
Luke Cage. I'll probably make it.
>>706097818
Scully and Mullder!
they gonna let me die
Archer
I'll probably survive, but wouldn't be surprised if he accidentally shoots me in the arm while arguing with someone.
>>706097818
Thank god they always ended law and order ci with daddy goren saying something deep as the camera fades out
>>706099807
What's the deal with kidnappings?
Archer!
>>706101517
One thing is for sure tho - Archer will survive.
Best guy to go drinking with EVER
The Penguins of Madagascar. I'll be fine.
>>706097818
I will live to see another day.
>>706099137
...mitt romney?
Luke mother fucking Cage
> Niggas getting wrecked...
>>706101837
WAT'S A FILENAME, GUIZE?
Meredith Grey and McSteamy
>>706101977
>being this much of a newfag
Lmao do you even know who Romney is
>>706101540
nah. you are dead but your murder will be solved.
I think it was beavis and butthead, there might as well be no one coming for me
>次回に。。。
>>706097818
Jack Black
I'm in good hands
>>706102128
the fuck does being a newfag have to do with confusing Mitt Romney and motherfucking Ash?
>>706102354
Nothing, it just... Shows your age
>>706102052
They're gonna find a reason fuck instead of going out to save you and it'll be too late by the time they get there. Sorry.
>>706097818
Elliot Alderson
>>706097818
The cast of "Tiny House Nation". Gawd dammit.
>>706102531
30?
>>706097818
The bunny from zootopia.
>>706098397
Same. Well we're fucked.
Josuke
>>706097818
>James
>T.
>Kirk
I'm good
>>706097818
Geralt of Rivia, fucking piece of cake!
Either Hillary or Trump seeing as how the debate was the last thing I watched. Im fucked.
>>706102942
Commander Riker.
I'm good, no worried.
>>706102942
Jeeeeelllyyyyyyyyyy
"If it's a whoopin you're a wantin"
Not sure if ok with this..
>Initial D
I mean if speed is of the essence...
>>706102662
Now what's your mothers maiden name
>>706097818
Finn and Jake. I'll be fine. AND have and awesome time!
Larry David
the old guy from jeopardy
>>706097818
Messi, guess he'll call the UEFA niggas
Slim Charles
>>706103058
Why not just say Picard is coming?
Mr reddington from blacklist. Not too shabby.
shite
Well considering the last thing I watched was Luke Cage, I don't think I'd have to worry too much.
>>706097818
I think lemon kid rrom adventure time
>>706101517
same
Luke Cage
I'm feeling pretty good.
>>706097818
Schwarzenegger. Not him in his prime or from a movie, though. I recorded Facing Escobar on NatGeo and Schwarzenegger was right after.
>>706102952
Itll only take about 80hoursif he decides not to deviate from the main quest ( finding you)
>>706101961
Same here. I'd just sit back and watch the destruction happen, lol.
>>706097818
>Robocop
>>706103314
Because Riker was the last character shown in the final scene, before cutting to outside the ship.
So that makes him the last person I saw on a TV show.
Jerry Seinfeld.
>>706097818
My god
>>706097818
Bob from Bob's Burgers?
I don't even really dig this show, I just have Adult Swim on...
>>706097818
Holy fucking balls I am so rescued it's fucking obscene.
>>706102174
>>706103653
No argument
Commissioner Gordon from Gotham. Probably fucked
>>706103956
Just send him a text saying you know who killed his parents.
He'll rescue you before you can say "I'm batman"
I'll be fine
>>706103742
My nigger
>>706103084
Holy shit, though. I mean, you might end up in Arkham at the end of the night, but if THE JOKER wants to save someone, you're getting fucking saved.
Be ready to wipe pie off your face, though.
Oh baby
Last tv show i watched was the backyardigans.
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>706097818
RED from Blacklist
I am ok with that
This fabulous faggot. His stand is op. I'd be fine.
>>706097818
ted mosby
im fucked
>>706097818
Dr. Gregory House.
I'm set.
YA IM GOOD
>>706097818
Dr. Hannibal fucking Lecter.
Whoever the person is that captured me, I wonder how he tastes.
>>706097818
Son Goku
>>706104691
No abductions in my lobby!
>>706097818
Chris Hadfield or Bruce Wayne. Fuck yeah
>>706103639
sauce for gif?
>>706104154
Holy shit you're right, I swear I can hear his glorious cackling already!
Last show I saw any of was A-team which would not be so bad but the mast caracter I saw was Murdoch
>>706105154
Mark Hammill's cackling just entered my brain.
aj styles
This should be quick
Sasuke Uchiha yay
Rick from walking dead, I'll be fine
>>706097818
Lester Holt.
I'm boned, but at least it'll be a good story.
the cop from Stranger Things
that..could've been worse.
>>706097818
danny phantom?
>>706097818
Well i am fucking saved for sure.
>>706097818
...tomoko -_-
>>706097818
Michael Scott.. I'm doomed.
>>706097818
Some old lady on TED talking about human rights :-/
>>706103084
Prepare to be saved like no other has been saved before!!!
Well, I'm fucked.
The Doctor, i'm compltely safe!
>>706106369
>06369 ▶
>The Doctor, i'm compltely safe!
Yep it basically won't even have happened.
François Duvalier
>>706097818
Mother of god... I'll probably loose a limb.
>>706097818
dana scully... im so fucked.
I'm fuckered
>>706097818
Mr Robot
>>706097818
I think I'm good
>>706097818
Jimmy Mcnulty
think im good, nigga is dedicated.
>>706099018
BRUH. I'm so fucked. Bashir and Garak are coming to save me
>>706106821
You'll probably just lose your burger joint.
>>706097818
ma nigga steve harvey
>>706097818
Gurkha's.
Deadliest Warrior had lead to an unfortunate demise to my kidnappers.
MacGyver
He'll figure something out, I'm sure. Also holy shit if you've never seen MacGyver get stoned and watch that guy.
>>706097818
Oh shoot... I've been watching Ancient Aliens... the "Aliens" guy is the person trying to rescue me. I'm screwed.
I feel bad for them honestly
Alucard Hellsing Ultimate I think I'm good
>>706107030
>recues the kidnapper
>sends you to jail
you fukd
>>706097818
Fuck, I have Shinji rescuing me
I'm gonna be stuck here for a long time
>>706097818
Jason Bourne.
My kidnappers are fucked.
Not even mad
>>706098283
Same
>walks up to gang with 1911 raised in a surrendering fashion
>walks up to the leader gets in a first fight with him, somehow killing him and the entire gang
You know that's how it would go
wakko warner... well then.
Pablo Escobar
I think I'll be okay
Richard Hammond
luke cage. fuckin nailed it. thats why you should always watch capeshit, in case this happens to you.
>>706098708
winning the internets forever
>>706097818
Luke Cage. I'm cool.
>>706099833
if the punisher is saving you, you MUST be worth saving.
>>706097818
I'll be saved - I was watching Captain Kirk
>>706099137
Same for me, but this is questionable. Does he have any reason to care about you? If not he's not doing shit.
>>706097818
The Gang from It's always sunny in Philadelphia
>>706100015
why can't she be pulling out her TITS?
>>706097818
Mr. Garrison will tuck them all to death.
Luke Cage, think im safe
Naruto Uzumaki..... Im good
shit yeah, I'm safe
Raymond Reddington
>>706097818
im so fucking dead
Harvey Levin.
I suppose a laywer would be helpful.
>>706097818
Sam and Dean, I'll probably die.
Thank god I'm not French.
i feel like ill be as long as im not a heretic
>>706097818
I just finished the most recent season of Arrow, so Oliver Queen, The Green Arrow, is coming to rescue me. Feeling pretty good about my odds.
I am probably fucked.
WOLF BLITZER FOLKS!
Goku and Vegeta, I'm good.
>>706110251
>on /b/
>not regarded as a heretic
They're just rescuing you to execute you themselves.
Possibly saved, possibly killed in an hilarious way
David Spader
>>706097818
Fucking JD from Scrubs
I think I'll be just fine.
Fuck! Gordon Ramsey
Doctor Gregory House.
He'd probably find me to solve the puzzle, but if I didn't have any rare diseases he wouldn't bother saving me... shit
Luke Cage... think im gonna be ok
>>706097818
The king of flavortown himself
>>706110936
Kamiya...?
>>706111032
>>706098397
Same well prob get shot high and drunk in the end it will work out but, well be in jail
>>706097818
Philip J Fry. Fuck...
>>706097818
I'm gonna die, but I'm gonna die high.
>>706110936
not if i have anything to say about it
Guy fieri? Sign me the fuck up
>>706110751
>>706097818
The Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Plus Carl
>>706097818
I'm good
Bayonetta!
Xena, im feeling confident.
The strain, I think the last person on the screen was Fet
Future trunks, I'm good
Does Cspan's coverage of the presidential debate count?
Rick from Rick and Morty. i'm safe.
>>706113594
yes. you get saved by the Don
McGyver, I think I'm perfectly fine
I think I'm good to go.
looks like im fucked aqua man is coming for me
Francis J Underwood
Dale Barbara
Light from death note
Pretty confident in my rescue
>>706097818
god help the motherfuckers who kidnapped me....
>>706097818
Are my kidnappers into 12-year olds?
Welp
>>706114255
If its ISIS, then yes
>>706114255
that would explain why they kidnapped you in the first place.
>>706097818
Perry Mason, BAMF.
The fucking Joker. I'm screwed.
Oh well, at least it'll be funny!
Mike "The Miracle" Bennett, Josh Matthews, and Moose
>>706097818
Colonel Richard Sharpe
Reckon I'm alright.
Reddington from the blacklist
Daredevil.
Not sure, but hoping for the best.
>>706114671
>watching TNA
>>706108968
not really he kills every bad guy that he can find
>>706109975
Classy as fuck
Fuck
So yeah...
>>706097818
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. Only 4 of us are making it out, but there's a 99%chance Kenny's gonna take one for the team.
>>706115167
haha
Root & Shaw from PoI,
They're cold-blooded killers with perfect aim and hacking skill to boot... but I think I'm still fucked since they don't tend to give a shit about people and are probably way too busy "dealing with" each other if indeed, as some have speculated, Root faked her death and will return with Shaw in a spinoff.
well i watched Bones so i guess im going to die
Philip DeFranco
>>706097818
This Luke Cage or whatever his name was again. The black giant from the new Marvel show
>>706097818
he'll find the kidnappers with the dogs noses, then he'll fight them of with his pitbull and Shepard.
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, I'm good
Don drapper from Mad men
>>706105924
is he gonna spook them?
>>706117041
HE'S A PHANTOM
>>706101517
you are fucked dude
>>706097818
Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly... I'm safe
>>706097818
Boogiepop. I think I'm going to be okay
>>706117172
so he's going to give them a little scare?
Ender Wiggin
I'm cool with that!
>>706097818
Pablo Gaviria Escobar is going to rescue me. Those fucking marica malparidos hijos de puta are so fucked lol.
>>706104800
Same
>>706113022
Nah, you're fucked. Name one person who wasn't a main character that he help that didn't die in a shoot out
>>706098384
Fucking kekked
>>706097818
Luke cage
Jett Li
>>706097818
Last person?
Raymond Reddington
>Im fine
Last show I watched
Doctors on Code Black
>Maybe
Last thing I watched on TV
Dick Figures
>I have no idea
>>706097818
Saitama, i'm fine.
>>706102644
Same here. I'd say we have a pretty good chance.
>>706097818
Fuck yeah, Jesse Custer.
