crazy clown time
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crazy clown time
>>706096564
Nice hat Katty!
>>706096723
That's fucking amazing
>>706096507
Yeah, but a Major-General often does 4, so hardly less is three, so it would be 3/4.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy biiiiirthdayyyyy dear 4chan~
Happy birthday to you!
>>706097040
Kstten.
>>706096893
You may have got me there. 3/4 of 100 is 75 which IS a lot.
Wow. I'm a master at the judgeridoo
Sorry banandagers
>>706097152
sup? hows your fuzzy eight legged babbies?
>>706096891
he fucked up the layers, or the cock is drawn wrong.
I have to go to bed.
G'night
>>706097288
Judge not that ye be not judged.
>>706097381
They are all doing well.
most of you are gay, right?
What do bottoms think of my dick?
sorry for not posting furry porn
>>706097552
Night cluck
>>706097552
godnight
>>706097592
Yup, that's a dick alright.
>>706097587
how many do you have now?
>>706097592
get that smut out
>>706097592
>most of you are gay, right?
good lord
>>706097706
>>706097622
night
>>706097587
I try
>>706097791
Two tarantulas, two millipedes, a vinegaroon, and four hissing roaches.
>>706097386
Maybe so, but I don't care too much.
>>706097921
whats a vinegaroon? have a photo?
>>706098143
Nightmares incarnate
>>706098260
ohh yeah
>>706097907
Try harder. Only God should judge.
>>706098143
It's a whip scorpion.
>>706098361
i remember that one now. its a cutie
>>706098260
That's a cutey-patootie.
>>706098441
Right? It's still a little baby though.
>>706098584
how much of a babe?
>>706098720
It'll be a couple of years at least before I am going to be able to tell if it's male or female.
>>706098878
oh wow! how long will it live?
>>706098985
About five years.
>>706099120
whoa. will you make this one spawn?
>>706096915
and moot is gay
>>706099277
I don't know. Possibly. I don't know the breeding requirements for vinegaroons.
>>706099515
im sure you will learn all there is if you decide to
>>706099716
Yeah, I'd have to.
Is this a vinegaroon general or a g/fur? lmao
>>706097592
Not a bottom but I would defiantly suck him.
>>706099911
i wonder how many babes it will poop out?
>>706100048
no its crazy clown time....
>>706100048
Arachnid general.
>>706100094
I don't know how many eggs are in a typical brood sack.
>>706100053
I'll suck you.
>>706100218
make an educated guess
>>706100671
Maybe 200 eggs?
>>706100671
Kitty, entertain me.
>>706100782
thats a lot of babes! and how many will live?
>>706100801
how
>>706100888
Nope, it's 40. 40 eggs. In captivity? Probably all of them. In the wild maybe a handful.
>>706100977
what would you do with all those cuties?
>>706101082
I'd probably keep one and sell the rest.
>>706101266
how much a pop?
>>706101374
Maybe 5 dollars? They cost about 20 as little babies.
>>706100098
Cute!
>>706101515
not bad. thats a lot of candy you can buy
>>706101529
I think so too
>>706101922
I was thinking more like paint. If I breed the tarantulas and roaches I could make a good amount of money.
bumpppppp <3
>>706102140
but think about all the fudge you can get!
>>706102430
I'd rather have paint and canvas.
>>706102582
but...
>>706102723
Or I could get a huge tank and a Goliath Birdeater.
>>706102872
dude yes that would be pretty rad
Say whaaaaat? Actual tops in a gfur thread?!! What is this witchcraft?
>>706102988
It would be. They're so big that their chelicera rub together so they sound like they're buzzing with electricity whenever they walk. The fangs themselves are about two inches long.
>>706103197
I thought most of us were tops
Maybe thats because I'm a bifag
>>706103197
this surprises you?
>>706103197
everyone is actually a top but pretends to be a subby bitch
>>706103289
whoa i didnt know that about the sound. and those fangs are intense!
>>706103364
ditto, though being a sub from time to time is fun
>>706103505
Yeah, if one of them bit you it would be a very bad time. They're not venomous enough to cause any harm that way, but the fangs themselves would fuck your day up.
>>706103437
I'm used to these threads being filled with subs, but hey, I'm not gonna complain, bring on the boys.
I'm a middle who middles with middles
>>706103882
that's the spirit.
>>706103505
Ive never been able to successfully top. The thought of sticking a body part of mine inside of someone else just gives me shivers for some reason, I much more prefer just taking cock.
>>706103757
for real. the venom must hurt like hell though along with the puncture wound. are they pretty docile like the smaller ones?
>>706103946
what drugs are you on?
>>706104068
thats odd.
>>706104187
paxil and benadryl
>>706104085
Yeah, the new world species tend to be pretty calm. The venom is like a bee sting, can't kill you unless you're allergic.
>>706104030
Plus, hey, maybe I'll get more attention if you /b/ros are in need of a sub, hmmhmm. That's definitely something I could enjoy~
>>706104068
It's the exact opposite for me, lmao
I don't even like taking shits
>>706104425
you must live an exciting life.
>>706104189
Ive been with three dudes before, never been able to keep it hard when I've been asked to top. I mean I guess it COULD be my germaphobia?
>>706104443
well i do like being a sub from time to time, are you offering~ :3
>>706104557
then you are not doing it right.
>>706103364
Nope, mostly bottoms.
>>706103505
You're the subby bitch.
>>706097592
I want that in me 5 minutes ago
>>706104607
>germs
there are lots of things you can do before hand to make sure its a clean enjoyable experience for everyone...
>>706104607
You need to fine someone clean.
Goodluck with that though.
>>706104557
Wellllll, maybe you're just in need of someone like me, who knows?
>>706104433
oh thats not too bad a all.
so do you have o feed ii rats and such?
>>706104607
possibly. i say keep at it though. keep poking arse until you love it
>>706104804
wow ok no u
>>706097592
you should share your kik, snapchat, or something. so you can flood me with pics of your cock, instead of doing so on this thread ~
>>706104867
ditto
>>706104068
same, but I'm into other things too
Where my pup at?
>>706104946
The Goliath? Sometimes you can feed it small mice.
>>706105111
Just like katia.
>>706104946
When I was done dying, my conscience regained
So I began my struggle, a nothingness strained
Out a flash made of time, my new form blasted out
And it startled me so and I burst out a shout
At which my legs ran frantic like birds from a nest
And I ran until drained, leaving no choice but rest
So I fell asleep softly at the edge of a cave
But I should have gone in deeper but I'm not so brave
And like that I was torn out and thrown in the sky
And I said all my prayers because surely I'll die
As I crashed down and smashed into earth, into dirt
How my skin did explode, leaving only my shirt
But from shirt grew a tree and then tree grew a fruit
And I became the seed and that seed was a brute
And I clawed through the ground with my roots and my leaves
And I tore up the shirt and I ate up the sleeves
And they laughed out at me and said "what is your plan?"
But their question was foreign, I could not understand
When then suddenly I'm ripped up and placed into a mouth
And it swallowed me down at which time I head south
>>706104876
Finding someone in the gay community who cares for their personal hygiene is rather difficult, I've noticed.
>>706105102
Hi!
>>706096564
>>706105186
I guess?
>>706105230
Hey, how are you?
>>706105203
Yeah there's too many smelly, flabby, nasty people.
There are some that are clean though. Chances of finding them is slim, of course.
>>706105263
have you ever cum on it?
>>706105111
what else?
>>706105200
i will never feed off the evergreen luster of your heart
all because we all live in the valley of the walls
When we speak we can peak from the windows of their mouths
To see the land the women chant as they fly up to the sun.
>>706105231
oh
>>706105392
Quite sick actually. You being on makes me happy though.
>>706105598
get out
>>706105598
No. I would never ever do anything to harm my babies.
>>706105652
Mostly large roaches.
>>706105739
I'm glad I make you happy. I've got other ways I could do that too...
What are you sick with?
>>706105789
crunchy~
>>706105789
but you could make more babies.
>>706105596
Another thing that irks me is that a lot of gay dudes are extremely catty. Never cared much for them, they remind me too much of bitchy women. I'm into the old time romantic, kind of cheesy casanova types.
>>706106033
Why not find a dom?
>>706105939
Very, so much so that smaller spiders can't eat them.
>>706106002
Don't be fucking disgusting.
>>706097592
>>706106002
>>706105925
I was getting rid of the three awful layers of wallpaper in my apartment when I found a hole in the wall which covered me in mold and dust. So now I have mold in my lungs and it makes breathing suck.
>>706106232
don't be speciest!
>>706106160
Thats what Im trying to do, dear anon.
>>706106232
like how smaller ones?
>>706106290
Have you been to a doctor?
>>706106326
I am a speciesist.
>>706106423
Eric couldn't eat one.
>>706106403
You're in luck; I'm a dom.
>>706106497
aww poor lil guy is missing out
>>706106497
dude, it's 2016, you can't be speciest.
>>706106033
You're probably just wired for finding a top I guess.
>>706105652
I hope I become a ghost.
I hope I can see the end of time.
I hope I become a ghost.
And make sure the future turns out fine
I hope I become a ghost.
Oh, when the world is said and done
The stars will become so close
And there will be nowhere that I can't run
>>706106564
He's alright, he likes his crickets.
>>706106612
I am speciesist.
>>706106523
Oh? Well, well, color me interested.
>>706106448
Yes, kind of. I have a family friend who used to be one and he got me some expectorants so I will hopefully be better soon. Missed two days of work though.
>>706106638
gay, so gay
much gay
too gay
no way, no gays.
>>706106829
Aww, poor puppy. Would a collar and harness combo make you feel any better?
>>706106733
crickets smell funny though
>>706106638
wem
>>706106817
I'm very rough though.
>>706107035
They don't smell funny, they smell bad.
>>706100318
What about this
I now know more about bugs than I ever wanted to.
>>706107035
One of these days, the ground will drop out from beneath your feet
One of these days, your heart will stop and play it's final beat
One of these days, the clocks will stop and time won't mean a thing
One of these days, their bombs will drop and silence everything
But it's alright, yeah it's alright, said it's alright
Easy for you to say
Your heart has never been broken
Your pride has never been stolen
Not yet, not yet, one of these days
I bet your heart 'll be broken
I bet your pride 'll be stolen
I'll bet, I'll bet, I'll bet, I'll bet
One of these days, one of these days
>>706107036
Butthole destroying rough?
>>706106984
I'd at least be more comfortable. Maybe some petting?
>>706107204
You should let your hair grow out more.
>>706107183
very bad. do the roach smell?
>>706107204
guys stahp
>>706107249
WEM
>>706107036
Hey, that doesn't sound too bad to me~..
>>706107283
Not at first. I'll have to do a thorough inspection of your oral skills before we get to anything more.
crickets are cowards
>>706107204
Ahhhh...
The Lord is a monkey
Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas
Got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass
Outside of Phoenix she was kinda broke down
Burned a cracker-boy rig and she was out of that town.
Ha Ha Ha!
Ahhhhh...
Well she was a Hare Krishna in the Ashram Bed
She was sellin' 'get sky' and had funky-ass hair
She pooed in my mouth and she threw me on the bed
Where she cut off my balls and she sewed them to my head
Well she's heading back East in a 67 Caddy
Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy
Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool
Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school
Well I real did good but it's kickin' my ass
I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass
Well she's looking pretty good first week in July
She's got her dope up her ass and a needle in her eye
>>706107219
What's wrong with knowing about arachnids?
>>706107424
The roaches don't smell at all.
>>706107340
Have you been a good pup?
>>706107530
lmao don't tell me you are going to set up a meet-n-fuck over a gay furry thread
>>706107571
thats good. what do you feed them?
>>706107674
lmao don't tell me you think everyone isn't at least 500 miles apart from each other ITT
>>706107601
I hope so. I even did unpaid work from home to keep my current job while I search for a new one.
GOOD part of the thread
>>706107674
Hey, maybe hollywood'll make it into a rom com. "Fifty Furst Dates"
>>706107707
I feed them dry kibble and fresh vegetables. They love their carrots especially.
bump fags <3
>>706107489
What do you like?
>>706107936
like kitty kibble? they must have excellent eyesight with all those carrots
>>706107870
Sounds like you were a good puppy, sure, I'd give you some pets and cuddles.
>>706108113
Dog kibble. They didn't like the cat kibble. They seem mostly with their antennae, their headpiece on the carapace comes down farther than on females so they can't lift their heads up.
>>706107994
>>706108226
I'm still worried they'll get rid of me before I find another out west. My Seattle job fell through.
>>706107994
Well, I certainly like my boys to be big, hmmhmm. Though I'm not just a complete size queen, a guy who can balance his strength with his tender side has got to be a dream come true, in my eyes~<3 If we're talking kinks, I do have to say I try to stay open minded... Why don't you tell me what you'd love to do to me, sweetheart?
>>706108474
>tfw i basically live off of coffee, milk, and meat
>>706108474
Oh, I've got plenty to give.
>>706107424
Run run, ditto moon. Pullin' back, shape up to. You know?
High street, pushing steam
Rolling eyes, forced to dream. You go
All I want to know is how to start over again
You want it?
All I need to know is how to gain control
Of the shapeless soul
Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
Your eye has stolen me. Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
Your eye is swishin' with it
Run run, ditto moon. Pullin' back, shape up to. You know?
High street, pushing steam
Rolling eyes, forced to dream. You go
All I want to know is how to start over again
You want it?
All I need to know is when you start to control
Of the shapeless soul
Oh, you sit beside of me
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
Your eye is shishin' with it
Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
Your eye is swishin' with it
Ever wish you go in?
Ever wish you go in?
I will see you sitting here
Ever wish you sold it out?
Ever wish you sold it out?
In the silence
In the silence
Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
In the sunkun eye of mysteries
Oh, you sit amongst yourselves
Soon, you lie under ecstasy
In our mysteries
I await, no rise
Everywhere you goin', stop the city
Oh, no
I'll know
Let's sail go go
You, I don't need ascension
>>706108454
they must have strong antennae from all those carrots
and whats the purpose of the headpiece keeping them from lifting heads?
>>706108519
Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. I know Seattle is pretty competitive because it isn't absolute shit. Have you applied elsewhere?
>>706108803
>>706108226
Curling up and getting that would be the best medicine.
>>706108617
The first order of business is to see how well you take a throatfucking while I have your arms tied behind your back and you sitting on the floor.
>>706109068
I'm sure you'd look cute curled up with a teddy bear while your collar and harness are on.
>>706108911
My job needs to be close to an industrious city or town, unless I can get paid travel. Outside of southern California I don't really know where those places are out there.
>>706109283
wha colour are the harness and collar?
>>706109122
Well shucks, you sure know how to start with a bang, dontcha sugar? Id absolutely love to see just how far I could get with you down my throat, sounds absolutely heavenly.. wouldja wanna finish in my mouth or would we be able to have a lil more fun, first~?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGY7b1nAcis
>>706109479
I meant elsewhere in seattle.
>>706109283
>>706109512
I prefer black if that makes a difference to master. Red is ok.
yay
>>706109512
That depends on my pup's personality now, doesn't it?
>>706109708
these are acceptable colours. carry on
>>706109707
I haven't, maybe I haven't been good then. Sorry.
>>706109651
Lets just say you'd get a nice meal.
>>706109708
Black is good.
>>706109874
Maybe you ought to rectify that?
>>706109835
>>706109811
My master gets the final say either way. If he wants me to wear a color I'm not particularly fond of I'd still wear it and learn to like it. The fact that he put them on me is what matters.
>>706110305
i see.
>>706110305
Aww, that's cute. I think you're trying to earn back the pets.
>>706109903
Aww, darlin, is that really all you'd be able to do? Cmon, baby, we're browsin /b/, here, you couldn't possibly be that vanilla.. Why don't you tell me your... 'deeper,' fantasies, now, hmm, honey? What would you have planned past the main course? Also, image limit... Hmmm... Wanna give me some way to keep on talkin to you, sweetheart?
darlin
>>706110051
Black is my favorite! Leather? I'll work harder to find another too.
>>706096564
must save... every.... pic...
>>706110688
go get em tiger
>>706110486
Like what? That'd I'd give you a piss chaser to wash it down, then gag you and plug your ass until I want to use you again as a cum dump or urinal?
>>706110480
Yes and no. Master has final say. As long as I can feel secure and loved I'd be happy either way.
>>706110668
Leather is the way to go. It's the most comfortable and I don't want you to get all chaffed.
>>706110892
Thank you! Will you be in the new thread?
>>706110764
Hmmhmm, I'm not expectin anything crazy, I just want you to tell me whatcha like, darlin~<3 I want you to get hard and throbbin just tellin me about all the things you'd love to do, I wanna pleasure you like no other. If these are things you're into, tell me aaaaall about em~
