HAPPY BDAY 4CHAN!
OBLIGATORY BEST OF 4CHAN THREAD!
>>706091084
>>706092042
>>706092090
>>706092134
ITS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY!!! HOLY SHITT KIDDOS
Since the first day, /b/ has been innovative.
>>706092354
Fucking ants
>>706092354
Nice post. My ants are really getting a kick out of it!
Oh shit i have a lot of stuff for these threads
Happy birthday 8kun
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>>706092213
>>706092134
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>>706092042
>>706092712
Instant classic.
>>706092529
>thinking that thread was worth screencapping
>>706091084
here's a classic
This one is one of my favorites
>>706092961
I'll see you the gay/bear BJ and raise you a Weeb trap bulge.
>>706092354
>>706092354
Hopefully this doesn't look like shit
Another year of degeneracy come and gone
HURRAH
>>706092354
Can I get a hat too?
>>706092897
For some reason this made me lose my sides.
to 4chan
>>706092642
is that real? if it is, that's fucking awesome
wow, I made a successful thread. Feels good man. Happy bday 4chan, may your porn stash never stop flowing and shitposts ever growing.
>>706091084
This is the first birthday with out moot?
2nd?
what year is it?!
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>>706092612
>>706093192
>>706093215
>>706093543
It's a virus, don't click!
>>706093796
>>706093550
Didn't you hear pal?
No frogs in my bar!
>>706094530
Obligatory.
Still my favorite greentext to this day. Reminds me of myself as a child.
>>706094606
happens every fucking year since
>>>/a/147827907
>>706091084
Queens for the great day
>>706091084
The classics.
Who knows his name?
>>706091084
happy 13 fags
>>706095872
>>706092354
here, retard
Happy Birthday 4chan. Here's a classic from when I first found the site.
>>706096096
Was this ever not embarrassing?
>>706096181
You know what? I miss the demotivator era.
>>706094925
I'm you but stronger
Fresh.
>>706093796
I've never seen that one before,
Can I save that?
>>706096745
>Can I Save That?
Holy shit Nigger.
Pretty much holding a neon sign that says "NEWFAG" over your head.
Error: Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB
so done with this.
>>706095872
Richard C. Mongler.
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>>706092354
For along time man can now get there trap and gore in one place.
God, has it really been 6 years since I posted in the thread in this pic? ...I've wasted my life.
>>706096096
http://rulesoftheinternet.com/
>>706092961
MAN LOOKS LIKE KEEMSTAR LOOK CLOSelY
Remember when /b/ was fun?
Me neither...
If you didn't laugh, you suck.
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>>706096944
newfag?
>>706098035
No, /b/ was never really fun. /b/ is a bastion of anonymity and masks where everyone drops the pretend faces they wear on a daily cycle and reveal their true self.
Monsters, pedophiles, hate-filled bags of meat.
The worst comes out when you have no consequences for your actions. But there's really no consequences. Nobody should ever believe anything on here. It's just a place of bullshit and lies. And nobody give a fuck. Nobody worth giving a fuck over anyway. So fuck them.
/b/ is a place to be yourself. However terrible that might be.
And if you think all this has gone unnoticed and that it's not being harvested then you're a fool.
>>706096079
Ayyy i started this thread. Possted that pic too
>>706095673
dis muh favrite greentxt
>>706098615
You must be new here.
>>706092642
Shit man kek
you guys remember when bempo was a meme?
>>706091084
>>706099101
>was
>>706099237
I miss snacks...
anyone have full?
>>706099363
Try adjusting your windage.
>>706092642
The guy screencapped it himself
Void
>>706091084
>>706099708
thanks /k/
>>706099667
what happened afterwards?
>>706100122
She was an angle, but good god she was ugly.
I would have hit it from the back though..
>>706095872
I gobbled your question pretty quick. Or would you prefer I mongle?
>>706095872
Grinman!
>>706099466
was it really this recent? i didn't think this was 2016 at all
>>706097414
Hell yeah /b/ro, 6 years go by hella fast. was baked as shit for that thread...
>>706100403
My smug folder still grows.
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>>706094694
I lost way too hard on this.
Maybe my favorite copypasta
>>706100328
>angle
was she acute or obtuse?
>>706098190
>>706093314
my god......
>>706100650
kek
>>706096523
That was from the count reset wasn't it?
>>706091084
>>706092642
When did this stop happening?
>>706092354
>>706092995
>>706091084
Happy happy happy happy
>>706101229
there was a count reset?
>>706098289
Brilliant! Or as they said back then, "epic win"!
Happy Fucking Birthday.
>>706101470
About the time every middle schooler heard about da chan and wanted to join so they could also prove they are teh very most edgiest, with much meme.
So, around the time you started coming here.
Everyone interesting left, the few of us that remain mostly just lurk for amateur porn and baiting fucking idiots into proving they're the best edge memer.
dont forget all you newfags let this happen...
>>706091084
from /pol/ with hate (a-and love)
>>706096944
you were a newfag too, b/retard,
also, you're the faggot who took the bait
>>706101558
yeah, they accidentally reset the counters somehow.
Fun days
>>706093052
You fuck lqtm
>>706102298
MODSMODSMODS
>>706102323
nice double dubs
>>706101558
Lol yes, way back when there was a count reset. It was like a year in.
Does anyone remember 4chan city? I Loved that video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak
>>706099999
why is this going unchecked??
>>706099237
Is this a thing?<
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>>706102745
Damn.
>>706099999
Checked
>>706102877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYxlSDJZbn0
Does anyone have a liturthursday pics with the embedded books??? Pls deliver.
>>706099363
ive been absentmindedly masturbating for about half an hour now while reading this thread and i came to this image
thx
>>706091084
I've wasted almost 13 years here. I've tried to leave so many times...Anyway, rather than kill myself, I decided to share some green texts. I don't know where my older ones are so meh, deal with it.
DB link
qze75arkvu7hnyt/AAB7hFDPDjQwsYHoOu1KGzNka?dl=0
>>706103171
it takes you half an hour to cum?
>>706103392
the oldest of oldfag
does anyone remember the cardstand being knocked over in Times Square NYC? Good times.
>>706095191
God I hate that all the mods are dead and only janitors remain.
>>706095872
Happy dino man.
>>706096096
Still decent rules to live by.
>>706102975
SOISOISOISOISOISSOI
>>706103880
Those days will never be seen again.
>>706104132
Not here at least. That's why I spend only ~30% of my chan time here.
>>706099999
QUINTS WITNESSED
>>706104209
True, though I'd not even give myself that much time anymore..
>>706099999
Damn hory shet!
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>>706093917
wow...was not expecting to read something like that in this thread
>>706099999
/co/mrade
>>706096944
how many levels of bait are we on here
>>706095846
Owlbro slayed me
>>706103362
fucking gold
>>706092995
you can't bring in new evidence mid trial, it's fake
>>706103520
not if im working at it or watching porn
ive basically just been quietly stroking and reading screencaps
>>706104542
/b/ isn't all bullshit and memes. Some of its real, some of its scary, and some it is chillingly sad.
>>706096426
you weren't here when anonymous had real teeth but no..it was always cringe.
>>706103392
Good news! I found my older folders. I have more, but not on any HDD I have access to. So if you have a few hours to kill, go for it.
First part of link is obviously
Same link:
dr0pb0x.com/sh/qze75arkvu7hnyt/AAB7hFDPDjQwsYHoOu1KGzNka?dl=0
>>706102219
Idk why but everytime I see this one I can't fucking breathe and my sides enter another dimension
>>706105420
Same here.
>>706102241
I feel like this isn't about me nor this site
>>706099237
moot<
>>706099999
Fucking checked!
>>706099363
I spent my first 7 months lurking for fear of the random b& hammer from him. Those were the days.
>>706098615
>bags of meat
>>706105436
This.
Behold, one and all, the Toilet Paper Story.
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>>706106086
but how do i read this?
>>706106165
open in new tab and zoom
>>706097414
I'm ITT...Happy B Day bros
[The content of this post has been removed for violations of UN hate speech regulations]
>>706105510
Oh how I miss when greentexts didn't start with "be me".
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>>706105510
I'd like to see if anyone even looks at these to see if I should post them in the future, so if you could use b1t.7y/2dj3tGq as a link. (b1t = bit, 7y = ly))
>>706106398
Green texting is a lost art.
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>>706106559
mfw can't orangetext<
>>706106393
>edge
>>706095872
cockmongler
>>706106652
no one can dumb fuck<<
>>706094925
Take this
>>706094814
Wait, what?
13 fucking years in this shithole and I can't seem to get away...
>>706099999
>Alfred gets quints so hard his shoe explodes
>>706106742
>>706106559
Indeed.
>>706106844
Yeah, you mentioned that already. You can't get away because you have no social abilities.
>>706105326
Don't know what kind of bullshit country or state you're from but where I live you CERTAINLY can bring in evidence that proves your innocence on the last day of the trial, provided you claim that you didn't have access or knowledge about it beforehand. Anything else would be retarded - You can literally prove you're innocent yet you're not allowed to show that to everyone? Get the fuck out of here.
>>706107002
you suck McBain
>>706106742
cancer
>>706098043
underrated as shit
>>706092995
This story is bullshit for so many reasons but I'll give the most obvious
>points out girl is 17 at the time
>knows her age
>takes video of her giving blow job
>shows entire courtroom
>OP doesn't get charged with making and distributing child pprnograohy
>at no point did his lawyer advice against thia, but instead becomes accessory by helping to show this CP to entire courtroom
the fact that this gets posted so often shows how gullible you fucks are
>>706106844
We love you too
>>706096523
ah, those were the days
>>706107148
>provided you claim that you didn't have access or knowledge about it beforehand
How do you think him filming her confession in his living room is gonna pass as "didn't know beforehand"?
>>706098615
much edge
so meme
you never gorget
>>706107148
US law states that you can't bring new evidence in unknown to the prosecution or the defendant. It gives an unfair advantage to one or the other to stake out a case for it.
A lot of people think they can do this and just hold out info from their attorney and get fucked over cause they wanna play lawyer. Sounds like you in fact.
It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside every time I read it.
I know we come here to be dicks to each other, but I still like all of you, such as you are. Here's to hoping for many more years of being nameless, spinning gears in the internet hate machine.
Happy Birthday, space cowboys.
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>>706108168
This.
If you could, every court case would be live TV, it would be nonstop "OH SHIT" as random evidence came out the other side didn't forsee, and in the meantime every case would be a clusterfucked mess of random pieces of info half thought out.
People like to look at the law, and trials in particular, as like a puzzle or game, where "anyone could win if you';re just good!", when in reality the point is to get to the truth.
>>706108258
he's saying he can only cum a little bit and it hurts to jack off.
I hope he got medical attention, but considering his shit tier english I doubt it
Habbo Hotel 2006, shit was epic.
POOLS. FUCKING. CLOSED.
>>706106844
The ride NEVER ends. Lean back and enjoy the show, faggot.
>>706098615
Nigger.
>>706100122
kek a dude is from my country el salvador, what the heck
>>706101229
Zero Hour!
>>706109057
pics or didn't happen
>>706106086
Most excellent.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FAOymC6XKeQ
>>706109057
>what the heck
Yeah, how the heck is el salvador a real country. It's like mexicos ass.
>>706109173
That pic is from the 0 hour or the from the count reset? Why would they screen cap that, no one ever thought /b/ and 4chan would be what they are today at the zero hour.
I won't claim to be the oldest fag, but I've been here since before the count reset, but only just. I'm 26 now too, making my first shitposting underage b& 2edgy5u
>>706099999
Into the mouth
>click
NOICE
>>706093917
my sides
>>706095827
>queen
Back to /r/eddit
>>706108197
In a similar vein:
pastebin com/yjYL0i8b
Best read while listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ecvBaqHBk
4chan is no longer proper pedobait :(
>>706091084
classic one
never gets old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-OVSJz6PP0
>>706106844
I've only been for 7 but i feel your pain.
I'll always be a newfag and I'll always hate having Stockholm syndrome for this horrible place run by a retarded gook
Are caturdays still a thing here?
>>706095827
thats not great thats just some idiot from reddit posting a shitty song.... he didnt even let other anons write it...
>>706099185
post the image then
>>706096523
that's from /hc/ not /b/
>>706109720
I really don't know. I'm just shouting zero hour.
Zero Hour!
>>706099999
CH CH CH CHKEK'D
>>706103830
wrong, it took /b/ 10 minutes.
>>706110726
Yes. Just don't listen to the newfags.
>>706110444
nice trips m8
I'll see your iPhone and raise you a slice of pure, distilled 2006-7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_6XQp08pgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tocftqR-8O8
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>>706103171
sign me tf up
>>706111233
Why did these make me high?
>>706100012
El, Psy, Kongroo
>>706092995
Australian justice system maybe? Age of consent is 16 in Australia, though I don't know how their rules differ from the U.S' rules.
>>706098656
prove it
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>>706111233
Was making me want to cry all a part of your master plan?
>>706097777
fucking checked
Who here remembers the Rock Doc??
>>706105510
Thanks for these, anon.
>>706099999
Checked
Big ups /b/
>>706100650
Fucking kek
>>706106742
AS the guy >>706106652
was responding to, I have to agree that you are indeed cancer.
>>706107134
Different faggot.
>>706111898
Of course!
>>706112135
Np. Hope you guys enjoy them.
>>706092995
>>706107406
Yeah, I've read this before but the bullshit just dawned on me tonight. Also, "blow me" could totally go down in US court as coercion/blackmail in a US court, though Australia I dunno.
>>706107406
Not CP, depending on the state.
>>706096944
>being this new
>>706093052
Kek been here since 2012 and have never seen this one before
thank you, anon
>>706096096
I was laughing uncontrollably until I saw this picture. You killed my laugh boner fuck you.
>meme
>>706101014
kek
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>>706104542
fuck, that's depressing
>>706113916
Respect them... they are the founding principles upon which internet culture is now based...
>>706093917
holy shit
>>706097490
haha I remember when that was new
>>706106086
Worth the read
>>706116036
that one was amazing
>>706096079
kek
>>706104645
idk like 5 or 6 my duude
Elliot rodgers the supreme gentlemen. Rip.
>>706116219
you are like a baby to me watch this: