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Texas thread
Whataburger, HEB, Frito Pie, Mexicans
Bumping for woodlands nudes
>>706083106
Would be interested as well
972/469
>>706083106
This but Magnolia
Sup faggots. Denton in da house
It's a fucking disgrace, NO other state goes out of it way to enable pollution, increase gun violence and hinder education. The state even said it's main goal to to not challenge fixed belief systems and oppose critical thinking
>>706083783
We're also gonna be the last state to legalize weed. Get mad nerd.
>>706083660
Lost to then Ryan raiders in State championship fucker. Bay city here, 979.
>>706083952
Noone cares about high school football.
I fucked an underage chick from Ryan though :D
>>706084068
Nobody cares about pedophiles. I fucked a football.
>>706083783
yeah our education system is the worst in the nation, no good schools or jobs or lower cost of living in this state....
>>706084227
Pedophile is 5 and under. She was 16
>>706083783
most wind energy in the nation at least
>>706082942
This is sadly accurate.
>>706084613
>yeh, she was 6 mate
>no it's not pedophilia
Patricia from Bandera. Any Bandera nudes?
>>706084976
>mate
Gtfo britfag
Pls don't die
512
832 n Houston reporting
Obese, heart disease, jewchristians.
>>706083106
>>706083629
>montgomery here!
ayyyyy
512 Lily
cypress here want to die!
>>706083340
garland here, any parties?
915 reporting, I hate living in what is basically Mexico
Conroe/Woodlands
>>706087397
who dis?
>>706087141
GARLAND PARTIES RULE
>>706087397
More?
>>706087328
915 here too
Ay man Chico's Tacos and unpredictable weather
254 niggers!
>>706082739
830 reporting in.
>>706087575
Ty go to bed
any UH nudes? 713/281/832 reporting
214/972/469 here boiz
>>706087817
go coooooogs
Well fuck you Texas and fuck your lonestar beer
Fuck your fucking Alamo and fuck your longhored steer.
Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath
Fuck you Texas, fuck you plumb to death.
>>706088016
210 here. I hope you and your bad attitude stub a toe on the corner of the Alamo.
>>706082739
NIGGGGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>706088136
Easy there fella not like I burnt the flag or anything.
>>706088016
lonestar beer is $1 for a tall boy. gtfo what does your shit state have to offer?
fuck texas I lost my girlfriend to long distance with that shitty state
555 look!
>>706087397
Houston here. Wanna fuck?
>>706088513
our girls aint loyal dude. shoulda known
>>706088422
Dubbz
I drink Bleue Dry at 6.1%. 12for 13.9p
>>706088422
You pay a dollar for a tall can of piss??
Your dumber than I thought.
>>706088857
Snigger
>>706088422
>lonestar beer is $1 for a tall boy
Blew my mind when I lived up north for a few years. $15 a SIX pack. Bunch of stupid fucks up there. Always wondered how they stayed in business selling that armadillo piss.
Wife...210
956 anyone?
>>706082739
I don't know OP. I was born and raised in Houston for 30 years and have been all over Texas. It's kinda the same shit everywhere. Po dunk redneck towns or a big city with a mix of black, whites, Asians, and Mexicans. I drove from Houston to Denver in 22 hours. 16 of those hours was spent driving out of Texas. There's cooler shit out there than Texas, but I do love my state and my city.
>>706088852
Have you tried Revolver Blood and Honey?
>>706089178
Moar
>>706089170
More alcohol content than most other states. Pretty simple business model. Our beer generally has about twice as much alc as, say, the same beer from Oklahoma.
>>706089202
The valley
940 middle of bumfuck nowhere
near wichita kinda might as well be in oklahoma
>>706089476
yup
>>706089178
Delicious looking down vote.
>>706088513
i can relate. i lost my girlfriend by moving out of texas
>>706089460
>More alcohol content than most other states
Nope, that's regulated by state. 6% was the upper limit.
>>706089396
What you want to see?
940 here. Valley View. Shit town between Denton and Gainesville.
>>706089662
That's what I'm sayin. My favorite beer here is sierra nevada torpedo at 7.2%
>>706089681
the name of your home builder, that is great molding
>>706089681
shittier than sanger? sanger is white trash as hell
>>706089937
I might as well be in sanger.
>>706089936
Haha...that was actually taken om vacation in Florida.
Wheres dem 817 slutz doe?
Best coke whore in Garland, Christi Lynch
>>706089937
Huh?
>>706089260
I don't know if I can find it in Montreal. Never came across it, unlike OP's mothere face.
>>706090152
>>706090183
I was talking about Texas made beers. But generally speaking, you should look for Sierra Nevada Torpedo
>>706090119
should've known. That is not work any house builder in san antonio could've done. Thanks for the reply.
>>706090199
Cant be that much of a coke whore with that gut
>>706085026
Dude Bandera has less than 1000 ppl total.
>>706087877
Richardson here. Soulless corporate hell, trying to get out
>>706087726
Do you really think I would do that. Just post in a shitty Texas thread.
432 Odessa
>>706090306
Cheers dude.
>>706083106
Magnolia bois
Pennybacker
>>706090390
She can if it's a baby
979alvin here
>>706091016
>smoking
>coke
>baby
>no 432
I love this state but damn it's big and spread out
>>706091016
no she was just normally a fat bitch. you must be thinking of meth..
Ayyyyy 432 midland reporting in
Enjoying your third world city?
>>706090727
krause springs
>>706090844
What years you got?
>>706090410
Point is?
>>706086799
Mas amigo
>>706091551
Point is that you're requesting nudes from a very small audience. More power to you, but damn that's a specific request
> less than 500 women
> probably less than 100 worth seeing nudes of
> Already have nudes of 1, so make that 99
>>706089681
Anon, Kik me Jodo1025
>>706092243
If you have nudes of one then post her. Odds are I know her
>>706086799
any moar?
whats y'alls go-to at whataburger?
when im sober i go for the monterrey melt
when im drunk i get #2 plain and dry with cheese.
No RGV 956? heard some teacher at VV had her nudes leaked last year.
>>706092777
Checked
>>706087634
830 wuddup!
Any nudes worth seeing?
972
>>706082739
817 bitches
>>706086799
>>706091573
>>706092678
Know her?
>>706083783
Enable pollution maybe yeah that is a problem but seriously?? Gun violence? I've lived in Texas my whole life and was worried about being shot when living in downtown Dallas and that's it. As for opposing critical thinking that's just moronic shit from people who don't live here and don't realize how people actually live. We may have alot of rednecks but the cousin fuckers are slightly east of us and we keep it that way.
>>706091410
Yep. Think that goes for both of us.
>>706093624
fo six nine two one fo
25.M. Montrose Area in Houston ,
Anyone close by?
If you arent 512 you're in the shitty part of texas
>>706089937
Celinafag here, Sanger is almost as bad as Princeton
>>706094755
Kek. There isn't a not shitty part of Texas. There is the hipster trash zones, though. Such as where you are.
940 wise county reporting in.
>>706087328
>>706087560
yoooo my 915 bros
817 gotta go to work tomorrow for shitty amazon.
>>706089476
i can't stand going there because I'm the the only mexicunt that can't speak spanish in rgv
>>706093219
Number 1 with jalapeno, hold the onions.
>>706085867
281 here
Rep
>>706095399
fags don't even know it's the time of day where you can get breakfast taquitos already
>>706089801
940 VV me too
fuck texas. born and raised in the shithole that is killeen texas my entire life. just moved up to michigan a week ago
>>706095738
It's okay, you'll learn to hate it there too.
>>706094687
Cleveland, north of Houston but always down to go downtown
>>706095399
Patty Melt with extra onions
WHATASIZED
lots of spicy ketchup
>>706089564
Henrietta or what?
>>706089178
210...Would smash ...
>>706095857
well so far its tons better.. i can actually walk down the street here without getting called at or followed home so thats nice
940 falls town
Lots of 940 tonight
Anyone from Trinity?
>>706096177
I get why people might call at you, but why the hell would they follow you home?
Dirty 830 boi home of Saigon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojJteTjNwVk
>>706084246
>no good schools
>UT
>Texas A&M
>Texas Tech
>University of North Texas or whatever it's called
>>Baylor
>Sam Houston
Even if you meant High Schools, you've got a lot of good ones near Dallas and Austin.
I get where you're coming from, and they're very far behind, but they have some really good Universities for sure.
Bumping for Kingwood noodz
>>706095738
Dude you gotta see how much better atx is than cold ass Michigan
972/469, Rowlett/Rockwall
Will be going to a bar soon
>>706096740
because killeen is filled with creeps that want to follow me home and rape or something. been followed home 3 times now, twice by soldiers in uniform lol!
806, please let's go drink.
>>706083783 >>706083901 >>706084246 >>706084740 >>706094488
That's right Texas is terrible. So please do not move here. We are full.
>>706097421
love austin, would go over there to vacation. ann arbor is pretty close now and its the austin of michigan
>> 706096177
I am calling Bullshit. I doubt you are worth following home. But just to be safe stay where you are do not move back.
>>706093240
wouldn't mind seeing that principal from edinburg nudes
>>706082739
Elrico?
>>706098387
fuck you lol. dont plan on it
>> 706098710
Sorry to burst your bubble but you are not worth following home. but just to be safe stay where you are
>>706083660
ayy denton right here>>706083952
played for ryan high football>>706084068
its texas everyone cares about all football fukin cuck
>>706099167
anyone will get followed home in killeen if they look remotely anything like a female
>>706082739
832
>>706098710
qt
could poop on me
Wife, 210
>>706087397
Know Chelsea Bartlett??
>>706098710
I would let her poop on me too
where the denton people at
>>706089801
Hey I'm from around there I'm actually in denton now... huh small world
>>706100433
Right here buddy stuck at Peterbilt right now
956 here,over
>>706100673
>>706100815
man denton is poppin on 4chan tonight
>>706101244
>>706100433
back to back dubs. lol first time for that
>>706101244
There isn't a lot to do unless your a hipster out here
>>706101347
you aint lying
