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>>706079588
Found your gfur :D
ky katia
mew nibi
howzit, wem?
>>706080505
it ok. still recovering from sick
what up duder?
>>706080589
Thinkin about booty, being bored, everything else in between.
oh look another thread I'll open and let 404 before I post anything on
Wem I couldn't find any bizarre music videos, but I can always confuse you with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ijid_LMCVM&index=10&list=LLcIfOaMe5AKYj2Y_x80Zg3A
>>706080819
booty is nice to think about.
>>706080909
hoi
>>706081049
i like the skeleton he cool
>>706081366
He's actually the culprit
>>706081130
Yeah its great.
>>706081481
sooooo?
>>706081563
post some fuzzy bum~
>>706082099
O_o And you're someone to judge ME!
Kitty, post dicks.
>>706082099
>>706082269
im not the one with questionable content on the computer.....
>>706082307
what flavour?
>>706082549
It's not that bad really, it's just things I find embarrassing personally!
>>706082620
Why is it so hard to get booty, wem?
holy jesus almighty christ my balls itch this is AWFUL
>>706082721
probably beast smut with like really grody food play with mayonnaise
>>706082768
because the booty is the most important thing in your life. Booty, getting some booty is more important than eating food. It's more important than drinking water. and everyone is fighting tooth and nail to get it. its scarce in these trying times
>>706083503
I assume you tried to shave them
>>706083576
my balls are never unshaved
I can't really explain what's going on here
>>706083574
Noo... Mayonnaise is where I draw the line!
>>706083574
How do you get booty, wem?
will trade booty for water
>>706083800
suuuuuuuuuuuuuure. you like to spread it all over your body and use it as an eggy vinegar lube
>>706083903
i fight a long bloody battle until only one if left standing. then i bend them over.
>>706080064
Omg i want that to happen to me sobadly
>>706084071
That dick is going to touch his uvula.
>>706084149
Uhh... t-thanks.
>>706084251
me 2
>>706084423
>he wants to be the bottom
>>706084149
N-n-no... Y-you don't know me...! Y-y-y-you... M-m-m-milk hater!
>>706084488
jesus fucking christ this is the single worst post I've seen in weeks
>>706084423
:3
>>706084488
you probably like to slurp chunky milk and yogurt up ur bum too like some weird fetish!
don't be a m-m-m-milk hater
>>706084776
milk is gross though
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>706084676
Okay you got me! Forgive meee :'c
>>706084906
oh please
honestly I'm kinda uninspired by milk since fucking anders has endorsed it
>>706084676
k
>>706084987
no forgiveness
>>706085039
what
>>706085152
Now don't be a party pooper. We were having such a great time
>>706085321
Whyyyyy
>>706085505
please for the love of all that's holy stop being such an abhorrent poster
god damn
>>706085680
You're someone to talk. But by all means if you can talk so much shit that you run out of air then I wouldn't mind at all
>>706085505
because there is non left my lad
>>706085840
I think I'm well-qualified to discuss the vacant qualities of a jackass that uses fucking 9 stutter syllables in one post.
Neat! happy burfday 4chan
>>706086016
That's a cute cheetah
>sf turns to insulting random posters because he cant attack me.
One of those things you know someone is compensating for something, but you dont know what lol.
>>706086322
indeed he is~
sup?
>>706086439
>I can't attack you
now listen here you pathetic, whiny, savagespawn ingrate, if you had the attention span or IQ of a goldfish you'd have noticed that my anders vendetta has persisted more or less since I met him, but my momentary swedish distraction in no way means you're off the shitty, cocksucking hook
>>706086322
>Neat! happy burfday 4chan
it's also the day obama is giving away the internet
fucking traitor
>>706086592
Not much. Had a pretty good day today.
How was pizza day?
>>706086806
grrrrr. that's shitty
Requesting more hugging and kissing stuff for scientific research.
Hes probably so pissed that his ancestry is half nigxican and nigger.
Must suck for him only being 3% white
subby what are death grips gonna do tonight
>>706086934
king nigger needed to be assassinated 8 years ago, fucking christ
>>706087063
the deviant fetishization of romance is infinitely more pathetic than anything else you could be into
>>706087087
I'm whiter than you, o unfuckable savage.
>>706087110
Make a lot of noise, I imagine, are they meant to do something?
def leppard is in my town tonight but I didnt hear about it until a week ago
>>706086852
it wasnt too bad. I'm glad they finally gave it to us after 11 months of waiting lol. when do you start that new bike shop job?
>>706087197
well something's going on
>>706087241
>def leppard
>depeche mode
man you look young for 45
>>706087197
hmm... Just a few more months to deal with it. I'm surprised he hadn't been assassinated myself honestly, not that I wish that on anyone.
>>706087347
I'm happy they finally did it!
9 am today hehe!
>>706087197
Mother half-native/german
Father German/Russian/Polish
At least im not a nigger.
>>706087377
I don't know what this means
fucking death grips
>>706087598
because the white man in america has been castrated, that's why
>not that I wish that on anyone
Some people deserve to die.
>>706087678
IKR
THIS IS KILLING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>706087659
Oh, we're the same amount of white.
But I don't have slavshit.
I guess I have potatonigger though so it's kind of a wash innit.
>>706087787
memerap gods do ti again
>>706087598
ohhh kick butt! pretty close to home this time?
>>706087678
ehh... I just don't like murder. sorry.
>>706087927
Much closer!
>>706086016
Pleeease ;~;
>>706087866
Better than being a nigger.
>>706088047
Is death not a traitor's just desserts? Is it not right to destroy he who would destroy you? You are the anemic product of comfortable society, the pitiful child of affluence, and have forgotten the laws of nature. Betrayal demands blood.
>>706088221
Featherheads are just as garbage.
>>706088047
how close? how'd you find it?
>>706088131
fiiiiiiiiine. this is the last time though
>>706088332
Cluckington, sup?
>>706088407
Thank you! I shall never forget this!
>>706088345
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>>706087381
that's what my coworkers said when I asked them if they were going
>classic rock
>>classic
AT LEAST WAIT TILL THE FUCKERS ARE DEAD TO CALL THEM CLASSIC
Chicken, get naked.
>>706088345
ok
>>706088407
like 16 mi away! Just sent resumes out to bike shops. hired me on the spot!
>>706088499
got a jooooob
>>706088566
Niggers have at least created something of worth in modern culture. Injuns have nothing. They are the ultimate failed race.
>>706088581
I dunno the stones are 100% classic rock and aren't they, like, all alive?
yum yum
>>706088765
>Niggers have at least created something of worth in modern culture.
>SF: "We wuz kangs 9/30/10`6"
>>706088715
Props to you! What job did you get?
>>706088715
fantastic! you got work tomorrow? small shop or big?
crapple
>>706088689
But Im already in my unders! Also, Hi Snarf
>>706088990
'nother bike shop gig
>>706089026
They're a small location, but we do a lot of volume!
Just across town!
yeeeeezy
>>706088988
>what is jazz
>what is blues
>what is rnb
>what is hip hop
I realize your musical taste is more concerned with playing the flute while chanting and praying for rain, but american niggers have done infinitely more with their cultural inheritance than featherheads have done
>>706089218
Bike shops smell good
>>706089218
as much as your previous shop?
>>706089300
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so
>>706089428
Not THAT big, but they are paying me more haha
so, i'm meeting up with a guy tommorow, pretty excited
what are some of your hookup stories?
>>706089750
one time I hooked up with a dude and we retook constantinople
it was lit
>>706089588
I know right, like if I were to inquire about a job in a bike shop and didn't want it then the smell alone would be what convinced me
i hooked up a nintendo 64 all on my own
>>706089588
oh super rad! I'm really happy for you
>>706089750
i hooked a starfish my last fishing trip
>>706089218
Naked!
>>706089300
Naked!
>>706089750
Met my BF on here.
>>706089843
sounds cool tbh, max comfy
>>706089915
...martin?
>>706089916
man starfish sounds like innuendo
>>706089850
dayum. A man after my own heart
>>706089916
Thanks!
>>706090066
nuh uh
>>706090066
I didn't think bike shops wore clothes to begin with!
>>706090066
nice, did you meet him on one of these threads? or through some other means?
>>706088765
w..
the music I like isnt old
>>706089275
>Connected with numerous European and Asian cultures for thousands of years.
>Invent a rock.
>Hunt animals by walking towards them until they collapse.
>Muslims enslave you and send you to the new world.
>Becom KANGS
>Completely cut off from the entirety of human civilization.
>Establish multitudes of own cultures individually.
>Trade and exchange of ideas impossible from isolation.
but KANGS tho
>>706090193
Do you like playing with bicycle pumps as well? I mean, not in a sexual way... >_>
>>706090318
yeah if it's older than you it's old
>>706090379
>Connected with numerous European and Asian cultures for thousands of years.
absolute hogwash. Actually, subsaharan africa was a more or less impenetrable barrier for Euroepan and Asian exploration for most of history because of diseases alone. The only contact SSAs would've had with Caucasians was the Nubian peoples who made it as far north as Egyptn and ultimately into the roman empire, but the overwhelming majority that eventually became slaves in the new world were never within 100 miles of a European. So historically, redskins and niggers have equal amounts of fucking nothing to justify their cultures. It is only african american culture that has produced anything remotely worthwhile (mostly as a result of white admixture, in all likelihood). Native americans on the other hand have nothing but a handful of casinos and alcoholism.
i'm so erect for no reason
>>706090770
god, comfy shit like this is what i really enjoy
this, and frotting
>>706090561
haha! Well of course not! how so playing with them?
>>706090987
cherish it
>>706090970
>absolute hogwash.
Yes your whole post was, what can one expect from a KANG tho.
>>706090193
Naked!
>>706090200
Naked!
>>706090263
In these threads.
>>706090987
Gross.
>>706091066
Y'know, blowing air on things, into your nose and smelling the air, seeing how fast you can pump... Just fiddling around with them
>>706091284
Clearly you did not actually read the entire post, which I can only assume is because you smelled mouthwash and got distracted. You're free to go drink yourself into a reality where your race still matters.
>>706091470
Just become one of those people who comments on youtube videos about being born in the wrong generation
>>706091538
Now you're not making sense again!
I want to see you everynight
>>706091506
o-oh
oh my fucking god~
......i'm gunna try to do this tommorow with my hookup, wish me luck
>>706091538
okay, fine
>>706091543
Oh haha! Sometimes? I usually am trying to fix the bikes so not a lot of time for silliness.
>>706091549
You have no merit, nigger. Your arguments are based of lies and new age liberal bullshit.
Go tell the nigs at your uni about how great your KANG ancestors were.
>>706090075
i promise it is not
>>706092016
I have literally no ancestors related to any of the accomplishments I was discussing, since they're all from 20th century US and my nigger relative was from venezuela. You're not very good at this.
>>706091870
I think I've broken on or two pumps that way, luckily they were thrown away before anyone found out
>>706091870
Now rub against Bananaders.
>>706092388
Stop talking pigeon nigger. Your people are chimps.
>>706092506
Umm Chicken is an ok guy, but we're not that close friends!
>>706092462
So it was YOU
>>706092506
But I'm so tired.
>>706092752
Yeah, I like you and all...
but I'm putting pants back on.
Nothing personal
>>706092631
Pigeon nigger?
>>706092919
Glad agree on that... I'll... I'll go put away the bondage gear...
>>706093140
... o-okay
>>706093448
he looks so surly
>>706093561
i think he is cute
>>706093561
hes seen some shit anon
>>706093334
So...... Those bicycly pumps... I-I dunno what happened to them...!
>>706093667
That too. Loveable
>>706093781
mhm...
>>706093942
It was Snarf!
>>706092786
Do it.
>>706092919
Without pants.
>>706093942
all so lovable
>>706094253
whoa...
>>706094502
You already said it was you!
>>706094511
But I need to get to bed soon
>>706094567
yeah
>>706094743
Oops... I'm literally senile don't judge (jk)
>>706091549
but that means I'd be way older than you
that would be way too gay
don't feel good
>>706094972
I would never!
>>706095224
daddy fetishes go here
>>706095336
nor do i. lets suffer together
>>706087377
Its just an iphone 7 shopped to be round?
