Dubs decide what I say to my lazy mother
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Dubs decide what I say to my lazy mother
>>706063512
they don't have any coke left, But im sure you can drink my cock instead. ;) Also whats for dinner? I'm really feeling some mac and cheesies
>>706063512
father used to rape me
Why haven't we fuck yet?
I sucked dads cock when I was 9, AMA
>>706063994
rollinng
can I see your big juicy cans? I need to get LAID
can you help me shave my balls? I've got a date with sarah tomorrow.
I just murdered somebodies dog. CALL THE ANIMAL COPS.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO PC OPTIMISER PRO. WE HAVE YOUR SON KIPNAP. WE CUM ON HIS FACE. DONATE $60,000 TO RELEASE SON AND CUM OFF FACE!!
>>706063512
On second thought, no i can't you lazy sack of shit
>>706063512
I'm going to jizz in it before I get home. FYI.
I really need you to suck my cock, Mom.
I think I cut my penis on a can of tuna, HELP ME MOMMY
Dad used to rape me..
>>706064288
Winrar
>>706064288
!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck you nigger
tits or put me up for adoption
You'll get your Pepsi on one condition: you finally show me that ass I've been dying to me.
>>706064288
Winrar
>>706064322
DOUBLE WINRAR
Okay sounds good Ma, I'll pick up some condoms too ;)
who the fucks mom talks this way?
Trips. Make it interesting
Screenshot it
>>706064288
Winner winner cock'd spinner
>>706064467
its fake
>>706064467
Show the hairy hole you pressed me out from, slutty mamabear
>>706064533
>>706064467
Sorry mommy but I just wanted the satisfaction of my CUM inside of your mouth, or you could just suck me off
Send this
>>706063512
>>706064467
yeah mom master says i have too
i like it when master controls me
Look mom, there's something I need to talk to you about.
*Piss! Stupid autocorrect
>>706064712
roll
>>706064533
No shit
>>706064722
WINNERRAR
>>706064467
Have you ever fantasized about having Sex with me? Serious question, mom.
>>706064712
rollerino
>>706064702
roll
>>706064657
This
mum. what the fuck do you need a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi for? Are you not fat enough already? How about we start by trying to move that piano yourself and I'll mock you to give you that extra drive. now put on your active wear lard ass and get moving you tubby fat fuck.
fuck you mom
Mom, do you understand the underlying cultural references of this video? I think it may be lost on you and other people in your age group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibJ-DH5HrHU
And then imma jizz in you
>>706064712
roller
>>706064877
winner
you stupid fucking cunt i will fucking bash your skull with a hammer when you sleep tonight
>>706064467
wanna do some meth with me?
>>706064933
winn
>>706064962
roller
>>706064467
Yeah I just looked I couldn't see diet so I thought I'd add something you have in your diet every day
>>706064962
>>706065011
winrar
I HAVE AUTISM MOM. BHMMMMMMMMMM BHM BHM BHM BHMMMMMMMMMM
Send me some nudes so I can jerk off
>>706064986
>bones
please exit my board you fucking normie piece of shit
>>706063512
:( just help her with her weight..
Mom mmmmmm yeah mon mmmmmmmmmmhmm slurp on that furry fox dick mmhhmmmmhm yeah baby fuck me mhmm that's right bounce that booty up n down for me mmemmemmhmhmmmmhhhmhmm
>>706064962
Reroll
>>706063512
"Mom, I wanted to tell you this along time ago but, I wanna fuck you so bad. Can I?
>>706064657
OP here. I'm black, it wouldn't work
After I help you, you should help me by sucking my dick
Show me your tits
want to rub your flapjacks with my man syrup
>>706064962
Reroll 000 get
>>706065299
winrar
Who the hell moves a piano at 1am at night? Certainly not the kind of people that own a piano.
>>706065299
Winrar
>>706065297
Send it anyways
>>706064890
reroll
I WANT TO PARK MY MASSIVE FAT CAR INTO YOUR TIGHT TINY GARAGE
Nevermind. It's my pleasure to help you out mom. Thanks for all your hard work. I don't say it enough, but I love you and appreciate the time we get to spend together.
>>706065399
Do itt
>>706065299
Checked. Delivet
Pianos are heavy, can I cum on your face?
>>706065331
2 off, kys
>>706064962
rollers
Mom I've been seriously considering suicide for awhile now.
>>706065399
Roll for send the dick pic
send nudes
I wanna fly my dick like a kite in the sky blue of your eyes.
Check em
>>706065477
Double dubz. Kek commands thee
>>706064657
do it rolling
>>706065529
Reroll
>>706065566
KEK
>>706065297
Tell her to get your dad to help move it
Can we have some fun together as well, honey?
>>706065566
rolling for this
>>706065477
Check inception
So why haven't we fucked yet?
>>706064962
Roll for this
>>706064657
rolling
Black penis' matter
>>706065693
Reroll
I fucjingg hate niggers
>>706064962
rawling
>>706065693
Relo
>>706064657
Rolling
>>706065529
Roll
>>706065863
rollercoaster
>>706065899
winrar
Mom, I'm a newfag
>>706063512
Can you fit a 2 liter in your ass momma
"and when i do get home im gonna jizz in you"
>>706065899
Just send the good damn dick pictured already, you Google.
>>706063512
"want some lube so you can slide it into that gaping maw of a cunt too? "
>>706065899
winrar
'Hey, this is Tony. I just finished fucking your son in his tight ass. You really look like him too.' then send the photo
Mom I want to shoot goojuice up your fartbox
Send this with no context
Send this just say nothing and send it
>>706066430
Roll
btw
>>706066430
>>706066497
Both of them are me
>>706065899
he didin't win op wants trips
rolling for dick pic
send this pic and say "how about we send your pussy to bed"
>>706066649
reroll
no trips here
>>706064657
Roll
>>706064657
roll
>>706064467
Do you by chance have any sharpies? If so can you insert one into your brown eye please.
Can I get a picture of your saggy tits
Can we make dinner with my dickcheese?
>>706067200
>>706067055
winrar
>>706067766
winrar lmao
aside from the fact mothers dont just casually call their son "son" over their fucking name, but it certainly wouldnt happen via text
Trips will never happen, OP is a faggot
Just tell her you want to fuck
>>706063512
>pepsi max
Show me your pussy so i can jizz in it
Rolling
Sharpie in the pooper
daddy touched me
i wish you would have aborted me
>>706068377
roll
>>706068391
yes
Daddies cummins.
>>706064020
rollin
Just kidding, but if you want the pepsi you'll have to buy me a new laptop.
can i watch u drink it pls
*chuckles nervously* *thinks to self "oh boy i really riled her...* *strokes erection* well mom, whats wrong with a little bit of a throwback?
>>706068391
roll
>>706068760
ROLLL HAHAHA
>>706068760
roll
>>706068391
roll
>>706068760
ROLL
>>706068391
kek and roll
>>706068760
REROLL COME ON
>>706068760
Rolling
I'm voting for Trump and btw, nothing wrong with jizz soda you dumb kike.
i was a mistake
>>706068760
this... isnt funny though.
>>706068391
Roll
>>706068760
SHIT COME ON MAN REROLL
ROBERTO LOATHSHUH.
Stop posting you absolute fucking idiots OP is a fag
>>706068391
>>706068377
rollioliolioli
After that, I want to cum inside your sweet pussy not even kidding. I want you so badly mom
IIIIIIIIIIIIM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE (sing it with me!) N TO THE DOUBLE A C P
Rob spurt loathmeinniggershit.loshah.
>>706068760
pleeease op roll
>>706065522
Dub dubs > trips
Roll if necessary
>>706068760
rollolol
>>706069177
COME ON OP
>>706064467
>>706069144
WINRAR
Well mom, when I cum in that soda it's gonna be great, you won't even believe it. Dad's cum in soda is so weak, it has no energy. Believe me, I will make soda cum again.
>>706069312
not trips fuckhead
>>706069140
Roll
>>706068760
Rolling
Fucking cunt op nobody will get trips
>>706069402
Reroll
Mom, I just got back from the doctor. I have prostate cancer.
>>706069389
i roll deep nigga get rekt fuckboi
please call 911 my cock is stuck and i'm at 1%
Do you want to finger my asshole mom? I am so hard right now. I could eat a horse pussy
Shit I missed and jizzed on the bag
Why the fuck do we have to be filthy, rotten niggers? God, I want to kill myself so badly.
If white is right, I guess I'm wrong. See ya later mom, I'm not going to be coming home.
*creeps up behind you and slaps your ass* you like that? *unzips fedora hole and inserts pony tail into your ass*
>>706069670
rolling
>>706069106
C'mon
>>706068760
roll my man
>>706063512
Daddy molested me, now its your turn.
>>706069835
rolllll
>>706069144
WIN RAR WINRARWINRARWINRAR!!!!!!!!!!
>>706064467
Bitch, you really expect me to move a fucking piano by myself because you're too lazy and cheap to hire some movers??? Oh, and I'm going to use that Pepsi Max as a enema and let you have the back wash. Fucking lazy cunt.
Mom I'm going to go shoot up the elementary school... I'm not coming back. Don't call the cops, it's too late.
That's right. And you're going to drink all of it.
>>706069897
its trips, fag
Rolling
"I really fucking hate niggers. If I had the chance I would go back in time and kill Lincoln."
>>706069985
Reroll
>>706069985
roll
>>706069955
Double dubs should be good nuff for OP
>>706069835
Roll
Well guess what mom, I want to fuck you and use the pepsi as lube and there is NOTHING you can do about it. Your succulent fat ass is going to get shredded.
>>706069985
Roll
mom i always wanted you, can you send me some pictures of ur pussy
Mom, I went to the hospital and found out I have NIGGERVITIS.
>>706069955
rooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>706069546
>>706069546
rolllllilnnnnnnn
clungo puss tett
>>706070222
HAAAHAAHAHA HOW DID THIS ONE GET TRIPS WEW LADS
>>706070222
wut
Rolling
This rice crispie treat tastes really good
Roll
I just want you to text back "roll"
This is taking too long I'll just jizz in yer mouth
These are trips, you fucking nigger.
>>706070222
winrar
its shit tho
>>706070222
ugh damn it wtf /b/
>>706070294
please clap
>>706070222
Fuck that
Rolling for this >>706069955
>>706070222
What a fucking waste tho
Niggersmell
>>706070222
You're literally the biggest waste of trips I've ever seen.
>>706070222
as the person who got these trips, i regret this deeply.
Mom you fat fucking sow, why don't you move the fucking piano and get your own fucking Pepsi
>>706070222
do it op
>>706070555
oh my fucking god no
>>706070463
So many good ones and that got it lol
>>706070555 mmmmm more trips
>>706070555
Double trips, holy fuck
>>706070555
it's meant to be
Dont reply with ''what'' to me, show some respect u fool
I Swear if fag OP doesn't deliver.
dammit OP post results
>>706069955
THIS
>>706070717
guess who got trips twice. this guy.
>>706070717
damnit, re
POST RESULTS CUNT
>>706070788
two trips followed by dubs, nice
OP is a faggot..
sage
Rolling
Fuck me buckle dick bastard cock fuck cucklord neil tyson
op post result or your mom dies in her sleep tonight
>>706070166
WHAAAAT THE FUUUUUCK?!
>>706070222
>>706070788
You are a massive cunt. Waste of trips, dubs and sperm.
>>706070956
Rolling
>>706071016
remind me who got three digits in a row twice? This swanky boy. Can't argue with my digits.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OP DELIVER NOW
How about you suck me off when I get there
>>706071097
Bet you obsess over your Reddit Karma as well. Felch Lord.
Op do it
>>706071097
Faggot go jerk it to trap
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>>706071279
Fuck karma, fuck reddit. promotes shitposting 9gag autism. I only roll for sweet, honeysuckle digits.
DELIVER IT NOW CLUNGO PUSS TETT
OP Is not delivering. Sorry fellow niggerfags.
Alex is a stupid nigger
abandon thread folks, Op is a shit eating liar
>>706071419
getting trips is better than sex. besides my asshole always stings for days afterwards
>>706072016
Nice yearsubs.
>>706072333
checking in on these trips
>>706065639
ahahahahahaha
OP is being a faggot and note delivering. Abandon thread.
check these quads
check these quints
check these trips
OP WILL NOT DELIVER ABANDON THREAD
check these dubs
check these quads my mans
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>>706072866
nice dubs, me.
>>706072903
thanks, me.
HEOFEHWiop3t23t2t32t2t2tt3t2t32
>>706072941
you're welcome me
pgorjowri3goins;rserg
You know mom, like senen. And you're gonna drink it.
>>706072990
HEY YOU'RE NOT ME
>>706063512
"GET YOUR OWN DAMN SODA YOU FAT FUCKING LAZY JEW"
weiojfjfoeweoijf check my dubs
I want to bury my face between your thighs for about an hour or so.
ewknfweionwoiwefoi check my dubs
efwiuhiwoeewiofwio keeping this thread alive
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clungo puss tett
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>>706064623
Faggot, you really saved the day there, none of us took the main rule of /b/ serious.
Thank you anon, I'm sure most of us here would of taken this thread seriously, and believed every word of it, if you hadn't
intervened
okewfwop CLENGO PISS TENG 2009
MENG mENg MONg
chek my quaaaads
ceeowoo (:((:(:(((::(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
iojwioewiojewiewoeiwrewowe JEWISH CUM CLUNGK
OP IS A FAGGOT
FENGER RER
MENG MONG
SCrebl devil
i think im the only one left on this thread. bye.
Op yahoo!?!
rip thread
>sage
