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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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But what if I'm gay?
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>>706047876
im so close anyway
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.
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I only want a girl with a feminine penis
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>>706047876
Wife is gonna be pissed
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>>706047876

so I can has a second gf tomorrow yes?
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>>706047876
cool
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>>706047876
NICE!
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Why not
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Thank you
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>>706047876
Is it really working ?
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>>706047876
I hope she visits me at my house because I'm too lazy to go outside.
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I fuming hope so
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Meh why not
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>>706047876
thanks mr. skeltle
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Nice
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Meeemm
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>>706047876
Replying to this thread OP.
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accept
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Fuck it
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What about a daughter?
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>>706047876
you're a fuckin liar
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Ain't got nothing to lose
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>>706047876
no harm trying
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>>706047876
Better /b/ true
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>>706047876
.
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Lies I'm forever alone
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ok
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but actually tho, i think i might
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ok
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>>706047876
This stuff never works
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>>706047876
Please
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Bite
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FUCK YA
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Hi
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>>706048833

daily reminder it was /tv/'s cunnyposter who was doing hilloliposting yet /pol/ still blames CTR like idiots lol. best board wins again
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roll
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Pls op grant my wish
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might as well
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hi youtube
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>>706047876
not unless she's attractive and attracted to genital warts
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Eh why not
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Seems totally legit
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TO THIS THREAD
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bro i wish lol
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>>706047876
Why not?
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>>706047876
OP is a faggot
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give
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yay
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>>706048833
>>706048950

Hilly was thicc tho
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>>706047876
testing
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Im trusting you
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Yay
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Nice!
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>>706047876
reporting in
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I want to die
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>>706047876
Sure. Fuck it.
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>>706047876
pls
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>>706047876
this board is shit because of these threads
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Double dare ya motherfucker
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I am going on a Tinder date tomorrow, so I will humor these shenanigans.
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>>706047876
i know her irl
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>>706047876
If I get dubs do I get that many?
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winning
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>>706047876
okay
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>>706047876
Finally!
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>>706047876
God yes plssss
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lol right
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>>706047876
ok
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TO THIS THREAD
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Fine
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>>706047876
right
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>>706047876
I want a cosplay gf
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Desperate/10
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OKAY DUDE :~DDDDD
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please wurk ;/
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>>706047876
omg really?
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Amazing
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this is a reply
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>>706047876
ples get me a gf
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Maybe not
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Roll
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the fact that i am posting here means i should go to sleep,
good night, see ya tomorrow gf
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>>706047876
please god make it so
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I dare you
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Gimma
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>>706048341
Mine too, but I'm past caring, bring it on.
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Wink
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Alright
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Pls
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If I have one do I get two?
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Bullshit
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>Tfw you think that anyone that thinks posting in this thread will increase their chances is retarded but you feel like this will still somehow help you.
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>>706047876
lmao sure
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Please
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I'm lonely enough for this
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Roll em up
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>>706047876
Holy schisse she's cute
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No-one can break the curse
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>>706047876
Eh. Worth a shot
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This may be bullshit, but if its not......
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>>706049560
Gotta have faith, b/ro. The power of the hivemind, mememagic, sprinkle this thread with a few pepes and we can't fail.
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Prolly not
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why not
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>>706047876
not really going to happen is it?
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>>706047876
Cool.
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>>706047876
faggot

saged
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>>706047876
Eh. What have I got to lose besides data. Posting
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>>706047876
why not
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My vision is augmented.
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k
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Do it
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thats not how it works....

Rolling anyways
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>>706047876
I already got one.

Can I RMA this one?
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>>706047876
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Yes please
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Thanks op. I've got the perfect candidate in mind.
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here's hoping
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Okay
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<3
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yas
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Deal
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>>706047876
As long as she is not a trap
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GIB GF NOW BY THE ORDER OF THAD CASTLE
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>>706047876
she should also enjoy facesitting me
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ok
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Thank you sir. You are gentleman and a scholar.
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God kek have mercy on us
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>>706047876
Worth the shot
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>>706049827
Beer glasses? They will help you get a girlfriend.
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at this point i might as well post
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I wish
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First time i reply on these
That's cos i don't care i if my mum dies
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>>706047876
Seems legit
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i wonder how many people expect this to work
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>>706047876
wot?
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I hope this is true
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here we go
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>>706047876
worth a fucking shot
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Only if it were true
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pls i just got dumped
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I need my virgin dick drained
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>>706047876
Got one anyway, but rolling for a mistress
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>>706049982
I am one of those.
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I don't need a gf
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Need a sweet sand nigger qt3.14
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you guys are fucking retarded if you believe in this
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>>706047876
Sure hope my wife doesn't get mad
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>>706047876
right in the feels
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>>706047876
going to a steam bath, this is gonna be interesting
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if only tho
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we'll see about that
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Cool thanks For the hook up OP
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>>706049921

ok brobeans
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>>706050133
>posts to tell us we're retards
>posts
>s'OK, we believe you
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replied
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i will take one for me and one for my friend ok?
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>>706047876
Yeah sure
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>>706047876
Im good if its by sunday night when I will meat a girl from Tinder
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>>706047876
pls
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We'll see about this
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Gf get
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>>706047876
im not getting one
but if Somehow it happens Im going to make a thread about it
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pld
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I hope that
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PLEASE GOD
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Posting out of scientific curiosity.
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>>706047876
you better be right.
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>>706047876
.
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Let's see
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>>706047876
Haven't had one in wayy too long...
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ohemgeee roll gf get
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Meh
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GF get
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>>706047876
No thanks, I don't want her. Anyone want it when I get mine?
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>>706049602
Cling onto hope.
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>>706047876
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p-please
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>>706047876
worth a shot I guess
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Lets try
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Pls
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Why not
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What OP faggot meant was

Post in this thread and you'll be somebody's bitch by tomorrow. Faggots don't have girlfriends
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>>706050413
No, this isn't necessary. You're postin gin this thread, that's enough.
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worth a try at this point
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>>706047876
Yes plis
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>>706047876
You underestimate my capacity for complete social-withdrawal
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memes
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>>706050334
"if you believe in this" not if you post
also, i never said that i'm not a fucking retard
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Will my wife find out about her?
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>tfw no gf
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sure
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>>706047876
wont happen
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>>706047876

please work :(
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WEW
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pls dont be a trap
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sure
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Reply reply reply
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I'm so alone
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Need all the help I can get
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LET'S DO IT
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>>706047876
im desperate enough to hope this works
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ok
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Ok
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why not
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>>706047876
pls. it's time.
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fags
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>>706047876
fy
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>>706047876
please werk
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>>706047876
Oi
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What if she lesbian?
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>>706047876
I need this
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>>706047876
PLS
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>>706047876
I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE ME
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Sure why not
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>>706047876
Nothing to lose I guess
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>>706047876
plz
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Haha I wish
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just let this work for once, please /b/, bring some kind of joy and hope back into my depressing life
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>>706047876
it better be agnethe
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>>706047876
Not a chance.
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>>706047876
Wurf
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Praise teh gods
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>>706048950
WTF does that video have to do with anything? https://youtu.be/Pd9FYOTIu0Q
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>>706048242
>Girl
>Feminine
>Penis

PICK ONE!

FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GODFUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh thank fuck, I was just about to kill myself
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>>706047876
meh
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>>706047876
If only.....
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>>706047876
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>>706047876
Lets see what happens
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>>706047876
MGTOW
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Doubt it
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Why make posts like this
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>>706047876
Please
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Why not
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Nice
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>>706051181

Cliche romance moment
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>>706047876
FUCK YOU OP
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it doesnt work like this but im so desperated so i post here
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Please be real
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>>706047876
why not
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>>706047876
in other news, op is still a fag
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k den
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K
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>>706051341
Did you look at the image I took it from?
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Idek
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>>706051542

yeah its pretty degenerate
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Please be real
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pls bring gf
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>>706047876
Won't happen most probably, but fuck it, why not.
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>>706047876
better be or u die
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Pls work
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>>706047876
:)
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>>706047876
Check em
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pls
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i call bs
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bump
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>>706047876
o-ok
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Hey I'm new to 4chan
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