REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
But what if I'm gay?
>>706047876
im so close anyway
.
I only want a girl with a feminine penis
>>706047876
Wife is gonna be pissed
>>706047876
so I can has a second gf tomorrow yes?
>>706047876
cool
>>706047876
NICE!
Why not
Thank you
>>706047876
Is it really working ?
>>706047876
I hope she visits me at my house because I'm too lazy to go outside.
I fuming hope so
Meh why not
>>706047876
thanks mr. skeltle
Nice
Meeemm
>>706047876
Replying to this thread OP.
accept
Fuck it
What about a daughter?
>>706047876
you're a fuckin liar
Ain't got nothing to lose
>>706047876
no harm trying
>>706047876
Better /b/ true
Lies I'm forever alone
ok
but actually tho, i think i might
ok
>>706047876
This stuff never works
>>706047876
Please
Bite
FUCK YA
Hi
>>706048833
daily reminder it was /tv/'s cunnyposter who was doing hilloliposting yet /pol/ still blames CTR like idiots lol. best board wins again
roll
Pls op grant my wish
might as well
hi youtube
>>706047876
not unless she's attractive and attracted to genital warts
Eh why not
Seems totally legit
TO THIS THREAD
bro i wish lol
>>706047876
Why not?
>>706047876
OP is a faggot
give
yay
>>706048833
>>706048950
Hilly was thicc tho
>>706047876
testing
Im trusting you
Yay
Nice!
>>706047876
reporting in
I want to die
>>706047876
Sure. Fuck it.
>>706047876
pls
>>706047876
this board is shit because of these threads
Double dare ya motherfucker
I am going on a Tinder date tomorrow, so I will humor these shenanigans.
>>706047876
i know her irl
>>706047876
If I get dubs do I get that many?
winning
>>706047876
okay
>>706047876
Finally!
>>706047876
God yes plssss
lol right
TO THIS THREAD
Fine
>>706047876
right
>>706047876
I want a cosplay gf
Desperate/10
OKAY DUDE :~DDDDD
please wurk ;/
>>706047876
omg really?
Amazing
this is a reply
>>706047876
ples get me a gf
Maybe not
Roll
the fact that i am posting here means i should go to sleep,
good night, see ya tomorrow gf
>>706047876
please god make it so
I dare you
Gimma
>>706048341
Mine too, but I'm past caring, bring it on.
Wink
Alright
Pls
If I have one do I get two?
Bullshit
>Tfw you think that anyone that thinks posting in this thread will increase their chances is retarded but you feel like this will still somehow help you.
>>706047876
lmao sure
Please
I'm lonely enough for this
Roll em up
>>706047876
Holy schisse she's cute
No-one can break the curse
>>706047876
Eh. Worth a shot
This may be bullshit, but if its not......
>>706049560
Gotta have faith, b/ro. The power of the hivemind, mememagic, sprinkle this thread with a few pepes and we can't fail.
Prolly not
why not
>>706047876
not really going to happen is it?
>>706047876
Cool.
>>706047876
faggot
saged
>>706047876
Eh. What have I got to lose besides data. Posting
>>706047876
why not
My vision is augmented.
k
Do it
thats not how it works....
Rolling anyways
>>706047876
I already got one.
Can I RMA this one?
>>706047876
Yes please
Thanks op. I've got the perfect candidate in mind.
here's hoping
Okay
<3
yas
Deal
>>706047876
As long as she is not a trap
GIB GF NOW BY THE ORDER OF THAD CASTLE
>>706047876
she should also enjoy facesitting me
ok
Thank you sir. You are gentleman and a scholar.
God kek have mercy on us
>>706047876
Worth the shot
>>706049827
Beer glasses? They will help you get a girlfriend.
at this point i might as well post
I wish
First time i reply on these
That's cos i don't care i if my mum dies
>>706047876
Seems legit
i wonder how many people expect this to work
>>706047876
wot?
I hope this is true
here we go
>>706047876
worth a fucking shot
Only if it were true
pls i just got dumped
I need my virgin dick drained
>>706047876
Got one anyway, but rolling for a mistress
>>706049982
I am one of those.
I don't need a gf
Need a sweet sand nigger qt3.14
you guys are fucking retarded if you believe in this
>>706047876
Sure hope my wife doesn't get mad
>>706047876
right in the feels
>>706047876
going to a steam bath, this is gonna be interesting
if only tho
we'll see about that
Cool thanks For the hook up OP
>>706049921
ok brobeans
>>706050133
>posts to tell us we're retards
>posts
>s'OK, we believe you
replied
i will take one for me and one for my friend ok?
>>706047876
Yeah sure
>>706047876
Im good if its by sunday night when I will meat a girl from Tinder
>>706047876
pls
We'll see about this
Gf get
>>706047876
im not getting one
but if Somehow it happens Im going to make a thread about it
pld
I hope that
PLEASE GOD
Posting out of scientific curiosity.
>>706047876
you better be right.
Let's see
>>706047876
Haven't had one in wayy too long...
ohemgeee roll gf get
Meh
GF get
>>706047876
No thanks, I don't want her. Anyone want it when I get mine?
>>706049602
Cling onto hope.
p-please
>>706047876
worth a shot I guess
Lets try
Pls
Why not
What OP faggot meant was
Post in this thread and you'll be somebody's bitch by tomorrow. Faggots don't have girlfriends
>>706050413
No, this isn't necessary. You're postin gin this thread, that's enough.
worth a try at this point
>>706047876
Yes plis
>>706047876
You underestimate my capacity for complete social-withdrawal
memes
>>706050334
"if you believe in this" not if you post
also, i never said that i'm not a fucking retard
Will my wife find out about her?
>tfw no gf
sure
>>706047876
wont happen
>>706047876
please work :(
WEW
pls dont be a trap
sure
Reply reply reply
I'm so alone
Need all the help I can get
LET'S DO IT
>>706047876
im desperate enough to hope this works
ok
Ok
why not
>>706047876
pls. it's time.
fags
>>706047876
please werk
What if she lesbian?
>>706047876
I need this
>>706047876
PLS
>>706047876
I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE ME
Sure why not
>>706047876
Nothing to lose I guess
>>706047876
plz
Haha I wish
just let this work for once, please /b/, bring some kind of joy and hope back into my depressing life
>>706047876
it better be agnethe
>>706047876
Not a chance.
>>706047876
Wurf
Praise teh gods
>>706048950
WTF does that video have to do with anything? https://youtu.be/Pd9FYOTIu0Q
>>706048242
>Girl
>Feminine
>Penis
PICK ONE!
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GODFUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh thank fuck, I was just about to kill myself
>>706047876
meh
>>706047876
If only.....
>>706047876
>>706047876
Lets see what happens
>>706047876
MGTOW
Doubt it
Why make posts like this
>>706047876
Please
Why not
Nice
>>706051181
Cliche romance moment
>>706047876
FUCK YOU OP
it doesnt work like this but im so desperated so i post here
Please be real
>>706047876
why not
>>706047876
in other news, op is still a fag
k den
K
>>706051341
Did you look at the image I took it from?
Idek
>>706051542
yeah its pretty degenerate
Please be real
pls bring gf
>>706047876
Won't happen most probably, but fuck it, why not.
>>706047876
better be or u die
Pls work
>>706047876
Check em
pls
i call bs
bump
>>706047876
o-ok
Hey I'm new to 4chan