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Got this blister and this Olfa knife, dubs decide what happens

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Got this blister and this Olfa knife, dubs decide what happens
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>>706042717
You've already made up your mind what is happening
just do it
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>>706042717
Take a shit in the sink and post pic
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>>706042717

Cut around it about 1 inch away from the blister and pull the meat out
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Put the knife down and rip it open with your incisors
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>>706042899

WEW LAD
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>>706042717
Stab yourself in the leg with knife, as deep as you can, then smear some of your own shit into the cut. Bandage it and go about your day
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I could let it fester
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>>706042717
sharpie in pooper
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>>706042899
winrar
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I bit it and tore it, lots of water, check me out on YouTube DarbNation
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What's even confusing about this? Poke hole in blister, drain, wash it, then put gauze/bandage if you REALLY want it, but it doesn't really warrant it. It isn't hard.
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>>706042717
slit your throat
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>>706043525
now cum in the open blister
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>>706043552
Oh yeah, and if yoi have tiny scissors, snip off the extra dead skin and clean it up.
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>>706043711
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>>706043711
OP better fucking deliver
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>>706043711
I second this, the stem cells will give you wolverine-esk healing abilities.
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I already delivered on original dubs! Isn't that the rule? Or do I have to deliver on all dubs in the thread!!
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>>706044317
All dubs bro. That's how this shit works.
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>>706043905
>>706044090
these
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>>706044317
>dubs decide what happens
You didn't specify, now we'll decide everything until the thread 404s
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>>706042899
That is usually how I get rid of my blisters too.
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>>706043711
Dubbs don't lie!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwdF2eob_M
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use the power of your cummies to heal that blister
cum in open blister already
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Ok I'm gonna deliver but you anons better support my YouTube channel fuckboys!!
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Stop making poor life choices and get a job.
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>>706045970
oh yeah
no problem
im subscribing any minute now
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>>706045970
As soon as you deliver I'll consider it
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>>706046167 kek
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Well, I'm not proud but...... Here you go Internet, I didn't see you there
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>>706043711
dubs get
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>>706046962
It shall be known that OP is not a fag. You may treat your blister with alcohol.
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>>706046962
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>>706046962
does it sting at all?
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>>706042717
Cut your dick off
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>>706046962
OP
you are no longer a default faggot
you have moved up a tier
congratz
i salute you

if dubs now lick cum off blister
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>>706046962
OP has actually delivered
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>>706047244
Oh my god dubs yet again
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>>706047244 dubs demands
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>>706043711
I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!
>>706047244

topkek
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>>706046962
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>>706047244

dubs speak the truth
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>>706047122
>>706047244
winners
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>>706047333
and i get trips
today is a good day

lick that cummy blister OP
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>>706047244
Ooooooooooooh mama
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Uhhhhhh
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>>706047430
Ya biffed it.
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>>706047529
Godspeed OP
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>>706047529
HOLY KEK
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>>706047529
Fucking ahhhhhhhhh
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>>706047529
call the based god my nigga
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Put salt on the open blister
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>>706047529
OP I award you an internet this day. Jesus fucking christ
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>>706047529
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Is this rly happening? OP you are awesome mate
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>>706047529
God fucking speed OP
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>>706047529

What the hell is going on here, is OP not a fag?

Fantastic
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>>706047529
based as fuck OP
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>>706047654
Reroll
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Get me in the screencap niggas
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>>706047529
OP i fucking love you for delivrar'ing my gets
on this day you are far from a faggot
(even if you have cum in your mouth)
i salute you and donate all my interwebz to you

Someanon please screencap this epic thread before 404
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>>706042717
>>706043525
>>706046962
>>706047529
You made my day OP, thank you
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take a shit on the floor and smear all the shit into the blister, leave it in the blister until it gets infected and then post the picture
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>>706042717
You should have stuck the knife in your eye as deep as it would go, this /b/ sux the old one was better
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put me in the screencap kek
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>>706047529
AGAIN
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>>706048144
oh you fag
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Toasting in an epic bread
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let maggots burrow into ur blister
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now send picture of cummy blister to the cdc as if it is a new form of contagious rash
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Now burn that blister with a hot lighter. Give birth to inception blister, a blister within a blister

Keep cum on it if possible, it will help cool the lighter before the burn
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>>706047654
Rolling
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Get this man some titties. What a fuckin boss
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>>706048144
top kek
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>>706048224
roll
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Resetting days since op was no faggot counter to 0
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>>706048188
ffs
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS OP
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>>706048144
OH FUGG!!!
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>>706048266
because dubs
and OP is not a faggot
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>>706048266
damn, the green bitch looks like my ex, do you have more of her?
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>>706047529
i am disturbed yet aroused
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>>706047788
>>706048144
>>706048188
>>706048288
>>706048355
STOP WAISTING DUBS
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>>706047529
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>>706048419
Sadly no. Love me some redheads tho
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NOW GRAB YOUR PET AND SPIT CUM ON IT
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>>706048224
rollerino
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>>706047529
i could not have picked a better to come to this board
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>>706047529
OP IS A BASED GOOOOOOOD

FUCKING HAVE ME IN THE CAPTURE
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sear the blister closed with hot metal
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>>706048569
roll
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Finger in pooper
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>>706048224
ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
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get as many other ppl as possible to cum onto ur blister as well then u gotta lick their cum up off ur skanky ass blister hand too
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put me in cap
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>>706048615
Fuckin roll
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>>706048439
The dubs are strong in this thread

Op now poop on ur hand
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Now clean the mess with bleach.
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now send picture of blister with cum on it to the first female contact in your phone with the words
"i think it's infected"
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>>706049092
reroll to make epic bread more epic
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>>706048224
llor
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>>706049092
>>706049163
one last roll
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piss on the floor and record it
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Feed your pet with that.
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>>706049092
roll
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piss and shit all over ur blister
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>>706048419
her name is puddems
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Shoot up your nearest school.

>dubs get
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>>706049338
Roll
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>>706048224
r
o
l
l
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>>706049092
rolling for this!
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>>706048224
roll yolo
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>>706049357
no rollerino in the threaderino
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tell your mom you love her and go to bed
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>>706048224
Rollio
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>>706049468
fuck me in the ass
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Top kek
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>>706049092
roolin
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>>706049357
Rerolling for school shooting.
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>>706049444
WINRAR
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>>706049444

TRIPS MUST OBEY
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>>706049092
>>706049444
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Send the picture of your cum covered blister to your mom/gf
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>>706049357
Rolton
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>>706049444 seig heil
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>>706049599
winrar YEEEEEES
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>>706049599
>>706049444
Do it
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>>706049444
this thread is about to get even more epic if OP delivrars

don't forget their reaction!
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cut off the entire hand that has the blister cause y the fuk not lmao
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Not OP, but what do with bugs in this cup?

They're alive btw
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OP here, Darbnation thanks you all
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>>706049886
into your urethra they go
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>>706049886
Into ur eyes they go
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>>706047529
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Put me in the screencap
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>>706050088
But how
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>>706050009
>>706050088
don't know why but reading these two together
my fucking sides
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>>706050088
dubs decided
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>>706050198
smash glass into your face so it breaks
let bugs migrate naturally to the liquid of your eyes
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>>706049599

hahahaha yesss
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>>706050198
Pour them in
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>>706050314
I'll try to poor the glass out mostly. Then put them in my eyes. Only on /b/.
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We need a screencap of this fucking thread
Future generations need to see this in a best of 4chan thread
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>>706049599
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>>706050463
Don't think this will work, next dubs with a suggestion gets it.
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>>706050560
Preach
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>>706050560
This ain't shit. I remember hatchetbro. That was some shit
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>>706050560
Implying this was even a good thread.

OP probably eats his own cum everyday. Yeah, he deliveded, but all he did was open a blister. Quit being so new.
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>>706050655
Put on the bug goggles faggot
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>>706043525
>lots of water
are you retarded?
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Im back to work, maybe next coffee break I can deliver on some more winrar
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>>706050768
Kek
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For someone who licked his own cum, OP defo not a fag. GJ Sir, may the Dark Lady watch over you. *salutes^
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>>706047529
Pour some bleach on there
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>>706043711
Checked. OP wont deliever though
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>>706051296
are you retarded?
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Well it was a good thread, see you all next time.
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>>706050827
If you're really OP, I just want you to know that you're not a faggot, you're actually a god tier based OP.
[spoiler]Just be back before this shit gets 404'd[/spoiler]
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>>706043525
Now that was anticlimactic.
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>>706047529
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