Got this blister and this Olfa knife, dubs decide what happens
>>706042717
You've already made up your mind what is happening
just do it
>>706042717
Take a shit in the sink and post pic
>>706042717
Cut around it about 1 inch away from the blister and pull the meat out
Put the knife down and rip it open with your incisors
>>706042899
WEW LAD
>>706042717
Stab yourself in the leg with knife, as deep as you can, then smear some of your own shit into the cut. Bandage it and go about your day
I could let it fester
>>706042717
sharpie in pooper
>>706042899
winrar
I bit it and tore it, lots of water, check me out on YouTube DarbNation
What's even confusing about this? Poke hole in blister, drain, wash it, then put gauze/bandage if you REALLY want it, but it doesn't really warrant it. It isn't hard.
>>706042717
slit your throat
>>706043525
now cum in the open blister
>>706043552
Oh yeah, and if yoi have tiny scissors, snip off the extra dead skin and clean it up.
>>706043711
>>706043711
OP better fucking deliver
>>706043711
I second this, the stem cells will give you wolverine-esk healing abilities.
I already delivered on original dubs! Isn't that the rule? Or do I have to deliver on all dubs in the thread!!
>>706044317
All dubs bro. That's how this shit works.
>>706044317
>dubs decide what happens
You didn't specify, now we'll decide everything until the thread 404s
>>706042899
That is usually how I get rid of my blisters too.
>>706043711
Dubbs don't lie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwdF2eob_M
use the power of your cummies to heal that blister
cum in open blister already
Ok I'm gonna deliver but you anons better support my YouTube channel fuckboys!!
Stop making poor life choices and get a job.
>>706045970
oh yeah
no problem
im subscribing any minute now
>>706045970
As soon as you deliver I'll consider it
>>706046167 kek
Well, I'm not proud but...... Here you go Internet, I didn't see you there
>>706043711
dubs get
>>706046962
It shall be known that OP is not a fag. You may treat your blister with alcohol.
>>706046962
>>706046962
does it sting at all?
>>706042717
Cut your dick off
>>706046962
OP
you are no longer a default faggot
you have moved up a tier
congratz
i salute you
if dubs now lick cum off blister
>>706046962
OP has actually delivered
>>706047244
Oh my god dubs yet again
>>706047244 dubs demands
>>706043711
I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!
>>706047244
topkek
>>706046962
>>706047244
dubs speak the truth
>>706047122
>>706047244
winners
>>706047333
and i get trips
today is a good day
lick that cummy blister OP
>>706047244
Ooooooooooooh mama
Uhhhhhh
>>706047430
Ya biffed it.
>>706047529
Godspeed OP
>>706047529
HOLY KEK
>>706047529
Fucking ahhhhhhhhh
>>706047529
call the based god my nigga
Put salt on the open blister
>>706047529
OP I award you an internet this day. Jesus fucking christ
>>706047529
Is this rly happening? OP you are awesome mate
>>706047529
God fucking speed OP
>>706047529
What the hell is going on here, is OP not a fag?
Fantastic
>>706047529
based as fuck OP
>>706047654
Reroll
Get me in the screencap niggas
>>706047529
OP i fucking love you for delivrar'ing my gets
on this day you are far from a faggot
(even if you have cum in your mouth)
i salute you and donate all my interwebz to you
Someanon please screencap this epic thread before 404
>>706042717
>>706043525
>>706046962
>>706047529
You made my day OP, thank you
take a shit on the floor and smear all the shit into the blister, leave it in the blister until it gets infected and then post the picture
>>706042717
You should have stuck the knife in your eye as deep as it would go, this /b/ sux the old one was better
put me in the screencap kek
>>706047529
AGAIN
>>706048144
oh you fag
Toasting in an epic bread
let maggots burrow into ur blister
now send picture of cummy blister to the cdc as if it is a new form of contagious rash
Now burn that blister with a hot lighter. Give birth to inception blister, a blister within a blister
Keep cum on it if possible, it will help cool the lighter before the burn
>>706047654
Rolling
Get this man some titties. What a fuckin boss
>>706048144
top kek
>>706048224
roll
Resetting days since op was no faggot counter to 0
>>706048188
ffs
I FUCKING LOVE THIS OP
>>706048144
OH FUGG!!!
>>706048266
because dubs
and OP is not a faggot
>>706048266
damn, the green bitch looks like my ex, do you have more of her?
>>706047529
i am disturbed yet aroused
>>706047788
>>706048144
>>706048188
>>706048288
>>706048355
STOP WAISTING DUBS
>>706047529
>>706048419
Sadly no. Love me some redheads tho
NOW GRAB YOUR PET AND SPIT CUM ON IT
>>706048224
rollerino
>>706047529
i could not have picked a better to come to this board
>>706047529
OP IS A BASED GOOOOOOOD
FUCKING HAVE ME IN THE CAPTURE
sear the blister closed with hot metal
>>706048569
roll
Finger in pooper
>>706048224
ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
get as many other ppl as possible to cum onto ur blister as well then u gotta lick their cum up off ur skanky ass blister hand too
put me in cap
>>706048615
Fuckin roll
>>706048439
The dubs are strong in this thread
Op now poop on ur hand
Now clean the mess with bleach.
now send picture of blister with cum on it to the first female contact in your phone with the words
"i think it's infected"
>>706049092
reroll to make epic bread more epic
>>706048224
llor
>>706049092
>>706049163
one last roll
piss on the floor and record it
Feed your pet with that.
>>706049092
roll
piss and shit all over ur blister
>>706048419
her name is puddems
Shoot up your nearest school.
>dubs get
>>706049338
Roll
>>706048224
r
o
l
l
>>706049092
rolling for this!
>>706048224
roll yolo
>>706049357
no rollerino in the threaderino
tell your mom you love her and go to bed
>>706048224
Rollio
>>706049468
fuck me in the ass
Top kek
>>706049092
roolin
>>706049357
Rerolling for school shooting.
>>706049444
WINRAR
>>706049444
TRIPS MUST OBEY
>>706049092
>>706049444
Send the picture of your cum covered blister to your mom/gf
>>706049357
Rolton
>>706049444 seig heil
>>706049599
winrar YEEEEEES
>>706049444
this thread is about to get even more epic if OP delivrars
don't forget their reaction!
cut off the entire hand that has the blister cause y the fuk not lmao
Not OP, but what do with bugs in this cup?
They're alive btw
OP here, Darbnation thanks you all
>>706049886
into your urethra they go
>>706049886
Into ur eyes they go
>>706047529
Put me in the screencap
>>706050088
But how
>>706050009
>>706050088
don't know why but reading these two together
my fucking sides
>>706050088
dubs decided
>>706050198
smash glass into your face so it breaks
let bugs migrate naturally to the liquid of your eyes
>>706049599
hahahaha yesss
>>706050198
Pour them in
>>706050314
I'll try to poor the glass out mostly. Then put them in my eyes. Only on /b/.
We need a screencap of this fucking thread
Future generations need to see this in a best of 4chan thread
>>706049599
>>706050463
Don't think this will work, next dubs with a suggestion gets it.
>>706050560
Preach
>>706050560
This ain't shit. I remember hatchetbro. That was some shit
>>706050560
Implying this was even a good thread.
OP probably eats his own cum everyday. Yeah, he deliveded, but all he did was open a blister. Quit being so new.
>>706050655
Put on the bug goggles faggot
>>706043525
>lots of water
are you retarded?
Im back to work, maybe next coffee break I can deliver on some more winrar
>>706050768
Kek
For someone who licked his own cum, OP defo not a fag. GJ Sir, may the Dark Lady watch over you. *salutes^
>>706047529
Pour some bleach on there
>>706043711
Checked. OP wont deliever though
>>706051296
are you retarded?
Well it was a good thread, see you all next time.
>>706050827
If you're really OP, I just want you to know that you're not a faggot, you're actually a god tier based OP.
[spoiler]Just be back before this shit gets 404'd[/spoiler]
>>706043525
Now that was anticlimactic.