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Hey guys

sitting at home while my girlfriend is in the city getting drunk.

I'm watching her FB cuz I'm a douche, to see she is arranging to meet some guy at the bar and she hasn't even mentioned him to me before

wut do?

>Pic related
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>>706041725
go there and make a scene
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>>706041725
Go to her or break up. Shes defo going to cheat when she gets drunk. Ex did the samething.
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>>706041725
Pack her shit up, and kick her out.
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OP here

She hasn't said anything sexual in fairness.

To give some more context, she is going to a work gathering and they work together.

That said, from the rest of the conversation it is evident he is thirsty
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>>706042130
So post the convo.
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>>706042130
post more noods
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>>706042335
My girl is pink, obviously

This is the closest they have come to innuendo/sex talk
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>>706042564
OP here

They are arranging to meet a little before the rest of the group
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>>706042564
ooo that pisses me off too. sorry anon, idk your girlfriend but she went straight for the masturbation joke..
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>>706041725
sneak on her, if she cheats in any way kick her out/leave. (obviously dont mention the sneaking part)
If she asks why, accuse her of cheating
if she denies it call her a liar and say "X saw you with a guy"
foolproof as long as you stealthy as batman
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>>706042564
go spy on them
if they do anything fishy go split that shit apart and ask her wtf is goin on.
do some investigating, some cheaters type shit
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>>706042564
So she mentions his penis? why?
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>>706042564
>>706042755

You think she would be ok with you talking about masturbation with another girl? I think you already know how this is gonna end.
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>>706042564

Catch her while they meet, break up, 360 and moonwalk away, no explanaitions needed
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>>706042865
they are pretty open about the whole masturbation thing, for friends that is. something is def goin on there
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>>706042965
dont do that stupid shit, you gotta obviously make her feel like shit, obviously theres another guy she can get with, act like your getting her a present, inside the box is a large stinking shit that's a good one.
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>>706042564
Sounds like she wants him to come out more than he wants to come out. Maybe he don't want none of that.
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>>706042564
So you obviously need to leave her but you need more evidence than spying on her facebook.

There's 2 roads:

Alpha: find a new woman and get rid of this one ASAP

Beta: do nothing or try and gather more evidence and nerve to do something
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i hate people so much.
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>>706042564
Im sorry OP.


I really feel for you. This whole thing is really bringing up some old feelings/memories
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>>706042130
>>706041725
The lines on her ass make it look like she just got off the toilet seat after like 30+ minutes...
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OP Here

>>706042776
>>706042776
Except between us it is out of character. That said, I don't know how she talks when she isn't aound me but none of the other FB chats have anything like it

>>706042848
>>706042812
This would be difficult, it's not a nightclub or anything just a large-ish pub

>>706042865
>>706042988
Yeah that's what has me worrying.
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>>706043142
nothing beta about wanting to keep good pussy, you faggot.
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I wouldn't advise eating her out tonight, unless you like the taste of another dude's dick.
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OP Here

>>706043128
That is how it looks from this convo, but from what I can tell he is a little shy and/or antisocial in general.

From the rest of their discussion over time you can tell he likes her, but is too beta (I think) to make a move (at least while sober)
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>>706043188
>This would be difficult, it's not a nightclub or anything just a large-ish pub

You need a disguise man, get a wig and trench coat or some shit
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>>706043110

You're right, I did exactly that to my ex in the same situation and it felt great, except that she didn't care much lol

Call her fat, bitches hate being called fat
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>>706041725
What do??? You post all her noods to show her who's the boss
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>>706043403
She sure is in a hurry to make him come out with her, that´s for sure.
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>>706043424
What kind of Wile E Coyote shit are you thinking he's gonna pull?
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>>706043188
wait for them to come out of the pub and follow them, if you're right they should go somewhere to hook up then you crash that party and dump that whore on the spot
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OP Here

>>706043172
Im sorry to hear it mate, although kinda glad I'm not feeling feels on my laz

>>706043347
This. Especially when this can only just be regarded as circumstantial

>>706043424
Lawl
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>>706042564
Hahah. Holy shit you're getting cucked my man.
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>>706043188
Watch the door if they leave together then follow them. Considering your girl is "a good girl" and the guy is "shy" I doubt they'd have the balls to fuck in the bathroom.
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>>706043403
Or he just respect that she have a boyfraind and choose not to make a move. Fuck I hate guys that still trying to pick up chicks when they know they already are occupide.
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OP Here

>>706043602
I have to pick her up later tonight, so at least I have some form of control over this situation.

>>706043663
This is an option, I hadn't considered it from this perspective
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>>706043642
No, he's being cheated on... learn the difference Faggot
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>>706043188
well if you cant be sneaky like man-bat, and you are worried, make up a legitimate excuse to seeing her in said pub and introduce yourself as her boyfriend.
Most guys will not go for her after that.
Be warned, this is quite the beta move so be prepared for usual outcomes
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Coming from someone who has been cheated on, end it before you see any more. Don't pretend it won't happen again. Don't pretend this isn't happening. Just end it. Good breakup, bad breakup, who cares? Just leave her.
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>>706043774
Well shit just say you got bored and wanted a drink so came early if she wonders why you're there. Did she invite you?
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>>706043616
He was fishing OP. And she bit, saying he wasn't going. She said, he better. Not TMI on masturbation, which
Means they've talked about it before. Doesn't look great. But you know her best.
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>>706043774
As soon as she gets in the car, question her about it, she'll be drunk, and it's harder to lie when you're drunk. If you need to, stick a finger in her pussy right there in the car, and if it's wet atleast you know she was horny for someone in that bar.
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Wait until they kiss
Break their kiss with a punch hitting their mouths
Collect teeth, make collar
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>>706043859
Can confirm, pretending doesnt help OP
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>>706043805
How is this beta? A dude has his bitch and bitches like that alpha "this is mine" attitude.


Show that faggot hes intruding on your property. And later on, beat her for being a whore.


then send tit pics or gtfo
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>>706043906
No, it's a work thing. I may just do that. It gives me chance to scope things out before I announce myself too
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>>706044059
Yeah, you're using too much time on here atm, Do that, that's an excellent plan.
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>>706041725
kek
i don't use social media for affairs.
on fb or whatsapp all i do is arrange normal stuff and in rl is where i strike.
no chatlogs of any kind.
you can't do crap, m8.
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>>706044059
don't do this. your life isn't a TV show.

you trust her or you don't. If you don't trust her, you should break up with her. If you need to spy on your GF via her FB, you should break up with her.

Yep she might be flirting with some guy. So what. maybe they are meeting up earlier to do a few lines of blow. Or maybe she is going to suck his cock. or maybe they will skip the event and go fuck. you can't always watch her. You need to decide if you trust her or not.
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>>706042564
holy fuck
sorry OP, sounds like she really wants his dick
time to break up
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>>706044059
>>706044202

Ok, Decision made. I'm gonna drive over there (25 miles away) and grab a drink, see what I see. After a couple of mins I'll introduce myself.

Thanks for the advice gents, ass for your troubles
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>>706042755
That's a man, baby
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>>706043642
Please elaborate. Sounds like you got cucked and are mad.

>Inb4 you have to be there to be cucked
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>>706044059
Get a friend to go with you. It's less like you are spying on her, even tho that's what you'll be doing
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>>706041725
OP go full alpha, grab some of her clothes get a wig tuck your balls behind your ass, then go to the bar and straight swoop that dude from your girlfriend. Take him to your place and reveal you are in fact a dude and destroy his asshole with your throbbing manhood then while hes sobbing in the corner crying and your girl comes back have her clean the shit cum juices of your dick
She will never go out trying to do some shit like that again
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>>706044374
Good luck man!
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>>706044348
holy kek

hhaha
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sorry op. it sucks and all. But got any more pics?
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>>706044374
np op, glad to help, you seem like a great guy and it sucks to have a whore cheat. I wish you the best of luck
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>>706044374
If you have a phone keep us updated
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>>706043650
Thats what I was thinking.
> work with this chick
> she was flirty but 4/10 and I had a GF at the time
> went to a after work gathering at a bar
> guy tried to start shit with me
> found out the 4/10 was his GF
> figured out what was happening
> walked away to the mens room
> he followed trying to start fight
> strong arm him and explain that I "flirt with everyone and that I'll knock it off"
> he droped it after calling me every name in the book.

He got to seem alpha to his gf, I didnt have to deal with the 4/10 anymore. win/win
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>>706043789
Please elaborate. Sounds like you got cucked and are mad.

>Inb4 you have to be there to be cucked
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this thread is so full of betas
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>>706044495
this
adventure time op
catch her with a friend, she gets BTFO, then u and friend get pissed and have a good time
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>>706044374
Good call God speed
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>>706044374
Come back and post what happens.
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>>706043188
Context, opportunities for mistakes, alcohol - they all present themselves clearly. You have to make a hard choice and not many people can make a hard choice. You have to dump this slut of a "girlfriend". Think of it as cutting your losses.

You might think to yourself " Oh but I'm not that great of a guy either, maybe this is the best I can do and ever will be able to do"

Wrong.

If you keep this slut, you're inviting suffering and mental baggage into your life. Don't fuck yourself up because of your temporary station in life. You can improve who you are so that you're more deserving of better women but that's not possible if you're kept down by a lying whore. I didn't learn this lesson until much, much later because I was weak and couldn't make the hard choice. I was in love as well, now I have to face the consequence of my cowardice and handle my own emotional baggage 24/7.

t. angry woman that was cheated on 3 times by the same guy
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>>706042564
>Another cuck thread
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Don't eat her out tonight- she's getting the dick. Keep her around until you find the next piece, just as a cum bucket. But be clear on this- she's a whore and your relationship is over.
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>>706042564
she gon cheat on yo ass
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>>706044348
Yeah, and sometimes you need to make an informed decision about whether or not to trust someone.

You seem like the sort of anon who fucks down.
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>>706044706
Op if you don't take a friend w you do this
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>>706044374
come back and tell us how it went OP
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>>706041725
fuhrerbubbie is my snapchat
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>>706043110
You can't really make women feel bad though because they're usually psychopaths. Just break it off and that's it
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>>706044979
i'll try my best to make a whore feel bad, i'll shame that bitch for weeks until she tries to get a restraining order on me, might be a waste of time, but in the end i'll feel like a fucking champ.
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yall niggaz need pimp c
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>>706041725

Choo choo on the cuck express. OP is riding first class, or is it your girlfriend who's riding? I guess you'll find out.
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>>706045310
or some sugafree
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>>706044979
It's true.
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Lets bump this shit with stories of cheating on/to

>first moved in with hs gf
>had threesomes with chick who was living with us
>gf gets tired after a threesome and I keep fucking the other chick

Trying to say this is cheating, the fuck we were all fucking then just cause you pass out i'm supposed to stop?
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>>706041725
You're a beta cuck faggot.
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>>706045556
how'd you do this? i need this to happen, get details on how you made this dream a reality
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>>706045775
She was bisexual and would bring chicks home for us. Just got lucky i guess, keep in mind she was crazy as fuck too.
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>>706041725
Shit, same here.
And she's cheating on me
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>having a gf who mentions literally anything sexual in conversations with other men

Yeah OP, it's done
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>>706044388
>>706044422
Fucking checked mates
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>>706044533
I like this idea. This is what you must do op. And of course fully document it here post anal reaming.
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>>706044348
Sure Dr. Phil

Meanwhile, in reality, if she is meeting this guy specifically before the rest of work shows up, while having never told you about him, he is her work crush. This is her making a move on him because he is too beta to make the move on her.

You would fucking hate me anon, I flirt with all the married girls at my work. I make all sorts of sex jokes and that masterbation one looks familiar to me. She's gonna come home with dick on her breath for sure.

Also, it's just a work thing is such a fucking copout. Since when are spouses not allowed at bars with friends after work?
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>>706044533
do it OP assert your dominance
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>>706042889
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>>706044623
Beta and gay
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>>706046639
This, I've stolen more than a few attached females. You're getting cucked as we speak
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>>706046639

Says the nigga digging on married women. You guys give the best relationship advice. Let this beta bitch be a beta bitch. You keep hitting on married women and going home alone. The world continues to spin.
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OP dump her she will be fine, ive never heard a bitch say shes broke as long as she got a pussy with some ass and a deep throat
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>>706044746
>lol cuck is the new meme all the kool kids are using so I better use all the time even if it doesn't fit the topic at hand
Kys underage faggot.
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ur ugly, sorry
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I kinda wanna see if op is gonna come back
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>>706046956
Oh don't get shit twisted, I am married. I also fuck other dudes wives because all women are whores and I will get the things that I want. Just because I can doesn't make me some nigger.
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Alright guys.

I just got here and I don't see them anywhere.

I'm going to sit in the back and wait for her coworkers to come in.
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>>706049387
Any chance they're gone already?
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>>706049387
fuck yea, timestamp a napkin and take a pic of your drink so i can get really excited
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You don't see them? Oh I am so sorry my friend. I bet they're banging somewhere.
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>>706049387
>>706049682
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>>706042564
Who uses that shit emoticon face?

>OP doesn't mask the dude's name totally, the way he did with his gf
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>>706043774
>control

u wot

theres nothing "control" about picking her up from her new boyfriend
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>>706043859
this is true
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>>706041725
damn, that's a nice ass... lets see her spread open a bit....
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>>706049923

>Who uses that shit emoticon face?

It actually is the "word" of the year 2015, oxford dictionary. So who? Almost everybody, brother.
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>>706043172
I too once went down the giving the benefit of the doubt road twice. Both times it worked out exactly as you'd expect. So goes life. Hoes gonna be hoes.
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What more do you need other than those pictures? She's a whore.
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Sorry boys

I saw them coming out of the bathroom after my last post.

I threw my drink in her face and kicked the dude in the dick as hard as I could.

I'm at a gas station halfway home crying my eyes out over what to do now

I love her so much but I think this is it. I'm going to throw all her shit in the street as soon as I can drive again
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>>706041725
You're posting naked pictures of her and going through her private messages, both presumably without her permission.

I'm not saying you deserve to be cheated on, but you certainly don't deserve to have a gf who doesn't cheat.

Also jealousy is one of the least attractive things to most girls - if you usually act this suspicious you're really not doing yourself any favours.
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>>706051051
Holy shit, man.
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>>706044631
You have to consent to being cucked. That's what a cuckhold fetish is, you lukewarm faggot troll.
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>>706051051
shit OP, dont cry she is fuckin slut. just beat shit ut of her, piss on her and throw her to dogs. izi kill. enjoy life.
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>>706051266
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>>706051051
I also forgot to add

I sucked his dick and cleaned out his asshole with my tongue

Felt pretty sweet

Gonna go over to his place later to watch him fuck her and clean him up afterwards like the cuck faggot I am
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>>706041725
Find a new gf because she's not yours anymore
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>>706051051
Troll post. You didn't come clean out of it if you kicked him, regardless of where.
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>>706051051
how do we even know this is OP? Seems suuuuper fake
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>>706051051
>but I think this is it
>I think

Mate she fuckin cheated on you. Everything is alright until it isn't and you will never ever be able to trust her again, despite everything you might keep telling yourself the upcoming weeks. Even if you would actually be able to persuade yourself of trusting her again, she WILL cheat on you again.

There are very few people you can trust but 99% of them are whores, male or female, you call it. She's one of them 99%. Don't let yourself down brother, there is so much more to explore in this world than a shitty gf.

Start focusing on a new hobby, it will help you in every thinkable way. Good luck.
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>>706042564
>hadn't said anything sexual

Kek
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>>706042564
call her while she's with him.
If she answers, ask her what she's doing/who she is with. see if she lies.
If she doesn't answer, you already know.

This happened to me once. My ex started flirting with someone back when myspace was the shit but she didn't know he was my best friend. so he and I set her up...he told her to meet him at the movie theatre. I showed up instead, and was kind of out of sight. when I called and asked what she was doing she said she was driving to pick her sister up from school (and I was literally standing there watching her walk up to the theatre). All I could do was laugh. I confronted her there and her face turned fucking red as shit. that was almost a decade ago, and to this day she still hits me up asking for another chance. we only dated 2 weeks.
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Do yourself a favor and unfriend her, don't call/text, if she calls or text call her a whore and then end the conversation.

Go ahead and start getting over the cheating whore now before she sucks another dick and comes home and kisses you with her whore mouth.

These hoes ain't loyal and they come a dime a dozen. Don't put all your eggs in one basket
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>>706042564
>>706042564
>immediately starts talking about his dick
>thumbs up about dick

she might not be a cheater OP but she has definitely thought about it... if she starts talking to him and hanging out with him a lot more she is probably going to start fucking him
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>>706042965
Rolling for this
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>>706051051
post proof that you're OP.
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>>706047925

https://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&v=YWdD206eSv0&gl=GB
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>>706043162
Even me? =(
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>>706043789
This is true
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>>706042564
youve seen this convo and didnt break up with her? shes probably the office bicycle and youre laughed up whenever she doesnt bring up your name
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>>706044374
Plz update us
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>>706043162

>hating people
>communicating with them on the internet

stop pretending to be something special you pathetic 15yo faggot and kys
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>>706044388
I think you're right anon...
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>>706044533
Rolling for this
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>>706051743
this is the best plan, OP. listen up

>>706041725

If you go confront her, she's just gonna say she's hanging with a coworker. It's not gonna give you any context at all. You'll look like a creepy loser cuz you're checking her fb and shit. That's the only evidence you have too

Until you can find conclusive evidence (aka catching them or her lying about who she is with) then you have nothing to go off of. Right now that's where youre at
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>>706044706
Tiddy or gtfo
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>>706041725
Well two choices: 1. Go break up with her and beat his ass. 2. Or welcome to cuckville
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>>706047571
>new
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>>706052541
Kek
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>>706051848
Heres your proof you fuck

I'm done with this world and all of the shit shes put me through.

Wish me luck in the afterlife bros
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>>706052936
that just proves that you're a poster who owns a gun, that doesn't prove you're OP
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>>706052936
>not using tomorrow style

yep kys
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>>706042755
OP that looks like a dude. need face
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>>706052936
watergun
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>>706052936
op autistic

kill bitch not urself

throw her to pigs

fap while watching
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>>706052936
Oh fuck it happining
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>>706041725
>>706051051
>>706051381
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>>706041725
the fact that she'd go into the city and get drunk with her friends and do some random ass hookup should be enough to tell you she's shit. move on and find a girl who's more mature
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>>706052936
quote OP in a post, post it, take a shitty cellphone photo of the screen showing the (You), and put a shoe on your head
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>>706047571
drink bleach kys fat
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>>706043188
>This would be difficult, it's not a nightclub or anything just a large-ish pub
Get a fake beard, a hat and maybe some glasses.
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>>706052936
Yeah, that will give her what she deserves! ... Wait, no, you'll be dead and she'll go on fuck the guy. Be smart, revenge yourself by posting her nudes.
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I'm not sure if I should save these pics in my cuck folder or amateur folder
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>>706053141
>>706053596

fuck all of you
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>>706053981
there is a reason i said cellphone photo u cunt, nice fake
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>>706053981
Op just lost it he gonna do some crazy shit.
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>>706041839
This
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>>706051743
nice job anon
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>>706051565
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Considering you're telling the truth
>>706051051
>Just did probably a more alpha thing than most of us have done.

>>706052936
>Fuck it up by being a pussy ass faggot and wanting to kill yourself over some girl.
Fuck you.
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>>706042965
>"It's an old meme Sir, but it checks out..."
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>>706042988
chekt
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>>706051381
>>706053981

Haha fake OP, you're really a faggot
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>>706054410
TOMORROW STYLE. DO ITTTTTT. DONT FUCKIN DIE WITH YOTSUBA STYLE IN THE BACKGROUND
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>>706054410
>(you)
>not (you)(OP)
fuck off faggot
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>>706054410
you forgot to copy paste (You) on post 381, and not showing that you have an editing program open, faggot cuck
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>>706054469
your welcome
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>>706054410
post her nudes OP, don't be an idiot. Only cucks kill themselves while their gf fucks another guy.
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>>706054410
Op. I don't condone your actions please listen to me first. Why? Why waste your time? Seems like a waste. Fuck her. Go to bed wake up feel fine throw her shit out. Be sure to lock doors. Your fine. Or aim for your heart. Sure death. Post a pic while your dying though so I can hang it on my wall and say I tried.
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>>706054410
Seriously man, read this shit >>706054368 again. I wish I could have done the same shit as you when my ex cheated on me. I know you don't get this much on /b/ but if I'm honest I was proud of you for doing that.

If you kill yourself you throw away the alpha thing you've just done and you hand away the victory to her. Don't be a faggot, anon.
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>>706054751
>>706054767
>>706054782
> that's not OP you dumb doubleniggers
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>>706054650
Hah got eem
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Gun guy confirmed fake unfortunately, no (you) on last OP post link
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>>706054877

>actually greentexting this
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>>706042564
If real, since you're too pussy to do anything properly, send him a message after she gets home saying "We should do that again" and see where it goes
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>>706041725
>going to bars
>getting drunk
you know too well what this means, you didn't even need to depend on finding anything on facebook
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>>706055050
>whoops, didnt mean to
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>>706054877
Ow my social status
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>>706055050
>They're called meme arrows newfag
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>>706055206
>implying text is a meme
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>>706044059
Maybe he's the only interesting person at work and she wants to have fun at this thing instead of being bored out of her mind..... or maybe she heard he had a 9" cock and wants to ride it. Hope for the former
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>>706044374
Good. Remember you can always say "I wanted to surprise you" if you think she's onto you being onto her
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>>706042755
She shouldn't make masturbation jokes with any guy period. She started talking about dick with another guy let alone initiated the convo, setting herself up for a "drunk mistake". Don't trip because I highly doubt she'll get fucked tonight but definitely make sure you say something when she gets home.
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>>706044623
Bro tier
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>>706055489
Cuck tier
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/b/ always putting that pussy on a pedestal never change guys never change
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Only way to know for sure dose she feel more loose than usual? If her cunt has gotten wider shes cheating.
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>>706056023
spotted the virgin.
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>>706056023
Where do you come up with this stuff? Also what if he has a smaller dick even if this logic was logical?
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>>706055648
How? He let the beta look good in front of his ugly gf instead of humiliating him.
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>>706041725
CUCK2THEMAX
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Does she know she's your girlfriend?
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>>706056266
you are probably a shit person.
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>>706056237
Because by virgin logic the vagina gets bigger with each DIFFERENT cock it takes. That's why they think all sluts who fuck every weekend are loose but the girl they want who gets banged by her boyfriend every single night must be tight.
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>>706056023

...
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>>706044768
This
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>>706056534
Thats not entirely true its fact that the female virgina, sizes up with her partners cock.
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>>706056513
Why? Because I think letting a beta look like an alpha to his girlfriend is a nice thing to do? Or are you just swinging wild with insults hoping to find one that actually makes sense?
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Invite the dude over, and have a threesome with him and your chick. DP the fuck out of her, then break up afterward. It's especially more awkward for the guy if your dick is bigger and fuck her better than he does.
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End the relationship immediately. They're meeting up, you didn't know about it, they're open about sexuality.

You have two options, end the relationship immediately, or follow them to the bar, and puynch enact physical harm on him when he touches her, and make a scene. Everyone at the pub should know she was cheating on you, with that, she probably won't fuck him that night, and nobody will call the police on you. Don't introduce yourself, just walk up and break his nose, scream at him after he's on the ground, then at whore, and move on.

If they're friends, they wont do anything, and you can say "X saw you at the pub with some guy. Care to explain", because her behavior, regardless if she fucks him is repulsive.
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>>706056534
femanon here, that's false. Its genetic and has nothing to do with how often have sex.
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>>706056534
You forgot to mention she he pussy lips will become swollen too.
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>>706043774
picking your girl up from her date is control now?

wew lads
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>>706056497
lol some snotty cunt asked me that once. One of the rare moments I was thrown totally off guard and was just like wtf do I even say to that...

OP, hire a hooker. Snap pics of her all over your house, post on facebook, ask your gf what her problem is...
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>>706043188
Pack all her shit up and leave it outside of your door with the convo from FB printed out on every box.
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>>706056704
Exactly I'm talking about virgin logic here.
They seem to think a girl who screws 1-2 different guys twice a weeks is somehow automatically loose compared to a girl who has only had one guy, even if they fuck every night and he has a donkey cock.
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>>706056704

>its fact that the female virgina, sizes up with her partners cock.
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>>706056793
Show us your boobies!
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>>706056793
Sigh I'm talking about virgin logic here, of course it doesn't make sense.
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>>706057114
whoops I skipped the first three words.
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>>706056793
>No new posts
The elasticity of the frontal area can loosen from very frequent sex, actually, and childbirth can also reduce elasticity. Unless the only thing going in is Asian dicks, eventually it can be a bit less willing to return to shape, which is why kegal exercises are a big deal to middle aged women, regardless if they've given birth.
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>>706056967
First of all a woman couldnt possibly tell if she was more or less loose, saying you are female is not proving your point by any means.
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>>706057114
Bro it's like when you were 8 and someone says sex and you go "that's when you pee in a vagina" just to see if your right. It's virgins trying to guess to figure out what's correct since you told them they weren't
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>>706041725
Bef. I give any advice I gotta know how long you guys been together. Live together? Are you both on the same page relationship wise, have you discussed it? Are you good looking enough to pull in another chick if things go south with this one?
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>>706044623
Why not just offer your bare ass to him as a fuckpocket while you're at it, you bitch.
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>>706056793
Fuck these guys anon, I'm your side. Now show me dem boobies! :D
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>>706044706
You know the rules.

Tits or GTFO
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>>706057231
>very frequent.
in this case, being once in a bathroom.
maybe I'm just special.
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>>706043466
Kek check these. Its true, grew up with 3 sisters. Bitch could be a twig and calling her fat will make her self conscience for months.
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>>706056793
No boobies? Just a side boob. C'mon!!!
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>>706057723
show me your dick first.
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Jesus Christ this is so obvious. You don't send messages like that to the opposite sex. Wether or not she does anything it doesn't matter

That's not the type of girl you want to continue a relationship/ look for marriage in. Change up now. You won't be able to trust her. And the trust issues will ruin your relationship alone.

She's not gf material bud
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>>706041725
Spread her pooper wide and rip her with your cock
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>>706057344
I never said I was female, I just know how the vagina works. I'm no super stud, but one of my exes was a total slut and she was tight as fuck, while a more "innocent" girl felt like I was sticking my dick in a sleeping bag.
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>>706057858
I thought you'd never ask!!! :)
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>>706056967
Wrong person, I know that people are calling me a virgin for saying this.. but as long as you're willing to admit the truth that the vagina does stretch to her partners member then I'm willing to admit a one night stand probably wouldn't change the dimensions of her uterus, for very long anyways if he's really well endowed she would still be loose for a least a couple of days.
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>>706057858
Your turn!!
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>>706041725
Just fucking break up. I mean seriously, do you honestly believe this chick is the ONE PERSON out of SEVEN BILLION people on Earth that you wanna spend the rest of your life with?

Seriously, just break up with her. Stop wasting everybody's time.
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>>706052936
Will me your stuff? You won't need it after.
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>>706058483
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>>706058433
It does stretch but it's amazingly elastic, unless she's fucking a HUGE dick on the regular it shouldn't be noticeable
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>>706058942
You son of a bitch....
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>>706043424

Get some Groucho Marx glasses.
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Is OP kill?
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>>706058942
TOP KEK
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>>706058942
Fuckit I'll fap to it anyway
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>>706059140
yeah he proved it was him a few times and killed himself after all the haters kept doubting it instead of helping him
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>>706058275
that's cause fucking and coming are pussy exercises, tighten that shit up.
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>>706058942
Do you like cum on your chest hairs or your nipple?
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>>706044374
this is a terrible idea
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>>706044374
Dude don't care...shitty ass anyway, go fuck a whore and make yourself feel better
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>>706051051
... update?
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look am 80% sure she going to cheat probably leave before the others get there or put moves on him to cheat down the line doe you know other guys she talks to in work
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>>706041839
This op
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>>706059264
I hope not. I want a happy ending for OP where the slut cries and lets him fuck her mother and sister to make up for it then he leaves her anyway.
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>>706059707
Yes three of the house not when the but did anyway, how she was cheat not why OP had proof of the most important thing is that the best way to facebook of her proof.
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>>706060000
checked
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>>706043960
this is horrible advice, most girls are at least somewhat horny when drunk for no one in particular.
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>>706043774
then call her just when you think she is probably sucking his dick and make up some bullshit about forgetting when you were going to pick her up or making sure she doesn't want you to pick her up sooner
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>>706060000
so you know other guys then from her work not this guy
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>>706058942
PREMIUM KEK
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>>706060000
What the fuck did I just read?
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>>706041725
Go fuck him before she does.
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