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WebM thread
Wait what, 2 MB limit? Most of my webms are useless now
Fuck you chinese moot
>>706037438
I like how she submits.
>>706037603
>>706037669
That chink is a motherfucker, i will kill him to the death!!!!!
>>706037438
bet she got pretty wet
>>706037270
The majority of my thousands of webm's are no longer postable here now that they reduced the file size limit from 3mb to 2mb.
I mean jeez, in this day and age, even 20mb limits like facebook's are fucking ridiculous.
It's 2016! Any file size limit should be at least 100mb, but even that's pathetic.
I mean FFS, technologies have improved so much that bandwidth is on the verge of becoming infinite and even plebs can afford several terrabytes of HD space.
>>706037968
>not snekfast.webm
I am disappoint
>>706038113
can one of you sciencefags explain how it does that to my dumb ass?
>>I mean FFS, technologies have improved so much that bandwidth is on the verge of becoming infinite and even plebs can afford several terrabytes of HD space.
Not for US fags. They can't afford a new SSD because they all work for $8/hr and their internet is capped
>>706038351
this
I have around 4TB of HD space and I work at home depot. I also download torrents at upwards of 20mbps
>>706038485
In short. Math.
>>706037603
lol saw that on 9gag very funny!
>>706038338
why make fun of the disabled, it's not funny
>>706038351
Not everyone has a high speed Internet connect anon. That's why there's a requested 1000px on the longest side limit on /p/
>>706038485
Are you retarded ?
4 electric motors with grabbers manipulate the cube while the cameras are filming it. Some software on the phone recognizes the colors and through solving algorithms it determines how and where to turn
>>706038485
it scans all sides in the first second or so, then the solution is played with max speed.
the app is free in the store, you just take a pic of each side and follow the instructions. solves every cube in 30 or 40 steps.
decent quality webm's were virtually impossible even at 3mb, these threads die fast now with the new 2mb limit.
/thread
the webm era is over.
>>706038121
More?
>>706038730
freaking nature rocks
>>706037725
how do you not get arrested for this? Let alone a humored reaction from the woman?
>>706037907
are the rockets designed to give the payload a boost when they get released and turn 180 degrees ?
>>706038858
1000px is a 15 incher monitor.
do they know 2000 is 15 years ago?
>>706039037
lol probaly a euro country
>>706038911
German engineering
>>706039037
Probably Europe
>>706039077
nah just so they get away form it
>>706038730
most fascinating thing I've seen in a while.
>>706039077
just aerodynamics
>>706039134
too bad they can't put all that efficiency into keeping ragheads out.
>>706039031
moar pls
>>706038858
How is it even possible to be on the internet in this day and age without a high-speed connection?
I have possibly the worst fucking cable in the world with charter and bought their cheapest package and live in the middle of nowhere and it's still 30meg.
>>706038730
That calibration in the end.
>>706039037
women usually react like that to perverted shit, but she has internalized her real feelings. She probably blogged about it later to her friends, explaining how she almost got raped
>>706038776
+1, it's only entertaining to make fun of those with mental issues
>>706039077
Korolev Cross. Probably just jettisoned away from each other to prevent unnecessary collisions or explosions.
>>706038338
Why did this turn me on...
>>706038712
>>706038954
thanks bros
>>706038954
>Are you retarded ?
probably
>>706039120
My computer monitor is a 40" HD TV.
Yet every time someone here starts a "post your battle stations" thread all I see are monitors.
I think everything and everyone to do with /b/ are behind the times.
>>706039291
they tried that once, made the whole planet mad
>>706039300
must be in america where they have limited data connections and people still use dial up.
>>706039037
good looking guy?
>>706039460
this
>>706039439
No shit. Even shitty store bought pre-assembled cheap pieces of compaq shit from 6-7 years ago had HDMI ports.
I bought a toshiba laptop for like $300 in 2011 and even it had a fucking hdmi port.
>>706038776
What do you mean make fun of? This is kind of hot, she is trying her best
>>706039439
HD is 1280x720, FullHD is 1920x1080, a shit resolution for anything above 24".
>>706039400
>>706039257
>>706039184
yeah it's pretty cool, just looked like it gave it a small boost, definitely yawed a bit to the right
>>706039297
Would post more, but 4chan doesn't allow larger files or files with sound. Need to go to infinity for that.
>>706038338
>>706039636
I'd still nail her mad
>>706038776
I make fun of your mom all the time anon
>>706037438
This awoke something in me.
>>706038338
god i would love to marry her and be beside her for all eternity
>>706039698
And yet everything on my TV monitor looks absolutely stunning.
Go figure.
>>706039783
link to somewhere with bigger files?
>>706039636
i'd hold and kiss her forever
>>706039698
Only if you have the shittiest GFX card from a decade ago.
>>706039971
2/10 bait
>>706039636
if god exists why would he create a beauty and then disable her arms?
>>706039636
Why is this so funny?
>>706040049
easier rape
checkmate atheists
>>706039892
>>>/wsg/
Stupid chinese moot, making me post my webms on the webm board
>>706039031
HOLY FUCKING SHIT INSTA BONER
>>706040155
but that's nsfw
>>706039698
So all these people buying big screen TV's are fools?
Somebody ought to inform them that their blu-rays look like shit on anything over 24"
Oh but of course, the guy who made the graphics card comment is right. If you have a good card, it displays just as well on any screen size.
>>706037438
fucking niggers, raping our white woman
>>706040151
but god said rape is bad unless you marry her?
>>706039439
Refresh tho
>>706039031
Moar indeed
>>706040304
Theres also >>>/gif/ , but that's mostly just porn. I'm pretty salty that the /b/ general WebM threads are basically dead now
>I don't know how to make webm
>>706040426
Only anon to make sense..
I enjoy my games and movies 60fps+ without screen tearing.
>>706040595
yeah... porn is boring
>botox lips sucking dicks
I am more into this selfrecorded softcore stuff
>>706038776
jesus fucking christ, what are you doing here
>>706041251
remindes me of me trying to hold on to life...
>>706040595
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
>>706039636
She's cute but she could never jack you off.
>>706041261
Is this from something? Youtube?
>>706039460
Under rated post.
>>706039037
finland.. nobody gives a fuck.
also you cant sue people if you stick your cat into a blender because it didnt have a warning sign for it
>>706041859
Kek
>>706038338
I want her to grab my dick like that
>>706039120
I didn't realize 1000px was that size, tbh
>>706042374
Bitch becomes a cyborg and still needs to drop down to the "modified push up position". No wonder every female superhero is lame devolves into nothing but r34 bait. lazy cunt.
>>706042087
Wew. What a concept.
>>706038485
nerve gas
>>706041514
love them traps, best women than real women
>>706042691
>>706042837
They're like fucking ocean doggies.
>>706039037
It's Finland. Nudity is really not that big of a deal.
>>706043694
I just giggled like a sissy faggot
>>706042691
The murkin way
>>706044226
>Murica
>>706041685
Where is that from?
>>706038113
>>706044119
Daddy's little angel
>>706044119
Well, you have to start somwhere.
That's probably what would happen if I tried to do a flip.
>>706038278
Ex coworker busted her hymen on a snowboard.
>>706044341
My god. She must have a disease or something.
>>706044840
the disease is called being american
>>706045010
We are all having the same problem.
>>706042116
Ayyylmao
>>706038612
Where is this from?
hot!!
>>706044343
Monty Python search for the holy grail
>>706045218
I've always wanted to see the second half of this.
>>706039636
Does she have like a YouTube channel or something?
>>706041261
Fuck! All out belly laugh!
>>706045653
I love how he just gets up and runs away
>>706045010
Eric, ur a faggot
>>706044341
What the actual fucking fuck!?!?!?!
>>706044341
Can't you just cut off those flaps or would it have some serious konsequenzes for the body?
>>706041261
Looks like cozy suburban paradise with those mountains in the background there
>>706044985
kek
fucking inbred rednecks
>>706045937
No idea
>>706045811
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxxxAizgZ9MJvwyoph10y-A
>>706045861
What did these dumb motherfuckers expect?
>>706045861
Which 3rd world country did this occur in?
>>706039636
Poor girl, i hope shes doing well and happy
>>706046154
I know several African villages that could live a year from that meat.
>>706045861
Pay attention, Americans. This is how you deal with BLM blockades.
>>706046320
theyd be too busy fuckin it to slaughter it
>>706037270
Fuck, that's teen me when getting caught wanking
>>706046320
no you don't
>>706044119
Did she died?
>>706046424
>>706039031
Wow. I am not typically into bigger girls but she is quite alright.
>>706046632
>those subtitles
Kek
Well, that's it for me cause of the retarded ass 2mb limit. Still got a whole folder
>>706045861
If they had anything more than a fifth grade education they would've known picking him up like a ragdoll was a terrible idea
>>706037725
Kek. She was laughing her ass off
>>706038338
Source
>>706041685
Fucking filename
>>706039636
Fuck that looks inconvenient as hell.
>>706046209
This is wrong
>>706045120
How the fuck did I cum when I'm not even hard?
>>706047094
FEAR
>>706045120
holy shit i think i just nut pure blood, more pls
>>706044801
Who cares. Let her be a teen. The worst thing I fucking know are "perfect" politicians with "perfect families".
>>706046295
Yeah but would you even give a shit if she was a fat ugly hambeast?
>>706045881
no, I'm a femboicockwhore.
>>706046950
I know right, I live mine in secret.
>>706046867
Yeeeep! Pelvis, neck, spine... DON'T FUCKING MOVE HIM!
>>706042691
american heros
>>706041366
he doesn't say that in that scene. He doesn't say anything at all!
>>706037438
i love this wemb because the dog just looks like a really hairy dude with a strange doo
>>706038121
Hey I just watched that episode yesterday!
>>706047499
Not in that level, but anyways every being whit disability giving her/his best deserves respect, people whit not problems waste their time eating chetoos and smoking shit
>>706038730
I miss my spider.
She died a few weeks after molting.
>>706044985
>questionable life choices.webm
>>706048042
Wow /b/ro do you even English?
>>706045218
How do those ledges happen? I guess that's just the direction she bloated in because she sits down all the time?
>>706046320
Anon, that is NOT meat.
>>706048244
I just stopped reading it. What did it say?
>>706038278
If there was a hymen, I'm not sure it's there anymore.
>>706048244
Kinda, im not a nigger or muslim to have the need to learn it so fuck you
>>706041859
is that a blood spatter a 0:00?
>>706048364
Yeeeeep!
>>706048428
That's one serious drill. Can't tell the make.
That's also going to really fuck up his chances of getting fucking laid.
>>706048481
More incoherent jibberish. Good for you.
>>706048428
You would think he'd have stronger front teeth.
>>706048428
Fake and gay.
>>706048513
I honestly look at these people and am amazed they're still alive.
>>706049069
no u
>>706038911
dat perfect pour.
>>706049218
german quality enegering in every way
>>706049160
They either make some drastic changes in their lives or they die very young.
>>706040595
Girls. Doing shit for attention since time immemorial.
Fucking half my webm files don't fit under the new size restrictions.
>>706049200
>>706049414
>>706049414
THE NORTH KOREANS HAVE WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME!
>>706048866
Well,excuse me mr im a fucking anglo and i feel special for it, not everybody born in an englishspeaking country,try to learn Russian and we can talk fucking prick
>>706049470
>Ayyyy!!! Break that shit up! Knock it off! This is a safe space!
That's fucking hilarious. The chicken police.
>>706049414
where and under what tags would i find a video displaying this shit
>>706049661
No offense meant. Just didn't understand you.
>>706047538
post more
>>706038954
30 or 40? all rubiks combinations take at least 20 moves to solve
>>706039698
Oooops. 50 inch TV, here.
>>706046320
>All that meat
It's fat actually, not meat. Pure, disgusting fat.
>>706049661
I bet this guy is squatting right now, in a full adidas track suit, lit cigarette hanging off his lip, pouring a small shotglass of vodka while the aroma of garlic sausage and pickles float around his basement
>>706050227
That's exactly what I pictured
>>706041261
Goddamn it I lost xD
>>706049661
Lol calm down you slav
>>706039801
I miss my snek
>>706050399
Vodka muscles
>>706050430
>"Fucking weeaboos"
>Eating burgers
Kek
>>706050461
I like snakes, they taste like manatee.
>>706040595
Holy fuck here comes the chills
>>706050624
rocky was a southpaw too.
>>706037438
>>706049345
These two are definitely voting for Hillary Cliton
>>706044119
I feel her pain.
Especially on cold days, if it's a little moist outside.
/Don't start a flip and change your mind in mid air.
//fucking ow.
>>706045529
the sims
>>706039400
lol palmashow !!
>>706039636
I wonder now if her ass is clean or not. I mean you know she's not going to shave... anything.
>>706044801
I'd fuck Lil' Obama. Who knew :O
>>706046918
this
>>706051273
We oh'pressed, gibes me dat money.
>>706038408
Samefaggotry=79
>>706046154
A niggers dream
>>706047538
post less
>>706041494
yes she could
it would take fucking ages tho
>>706046154
>the ass was fat
>>706041494
>>706051844
It would be oddly timed, and there would be a lot of teasing.
>>706044985
You should watch the full video, it gets worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slC-dqkVMDw
>>706046067
>>706048211
>>706051807
Fucking dank
>>706048428
You actually have to fucking cook it before eating kek
>>706052510
Fuck
>>706048204
best filename ever
>>706048204
>Filename
>>706048204
>filename
>>706051807
They really should bring back corporal punishment to inner city schools.
>>706054166
>>706039031
Not too bad! Will loke like shit in 15 years tho.
>>706054304
pulled that bitch into another dimension
>>706044343
Jesus Anon. Monty Python. Go watch these three movies: Life of Bryan, Quest for the Holy Grail, Meaning of Life.
Alot of the jokes are suprisingly intellectual. They met during universitystudies and sometimes it shows.
>>706054219
Getting revenge for being raped earlier in the day.
>>706044985
The landwhale is kinda brave, so there is that. Otherwise it is just fat rednecks and black ppl doing their usual routine.
>>706054648
True mostly Cambridge and Oxford boys I think. Graham Chapman was an actual medical doctor too.
>>706050909
Classic!
>>706041494
Just not while you're driving.
>>706050909
Heroin!
>>706046532
I love this dog.
>>706050100
As an Italian, I'm confused as to why garlic sausage would be grounds for an insult
>>706038338
Cerebral palsy or high as fuck?
>>706038351
Are you paying 4chan's bills, you entitled fuckwit?
>Trump-Pence 2016!
>>706039460
Bullshit. They teamed up with the ragheads in that instance.
>>706039488
>[citation needed]
>>706040424
>[citation needed]
>>706037603
what am i supposed to be seeing here
>>706057660
My Slav buddy's house always smells like garlic sausage. That's all.
>>706058388
>>706058688
Check em
>>706043694
They're actually somewhat related to dogs
>>706042691
>>706044226
>>706047580
Fun fact: If you removed the five blackest cities from the US, America would have a smaller obesity rate than Germany.
>>706038338
Fuck that's cute.
Because cats.
>>706059016
Also, much less crime, drugs, poverty, rapes, burden to the welfare system, and yeah...fat negroes.
>>706045861
>Meanwhile, in France....
>>706048513
She can be her own Airbag
>>706039636
Oh my fucking God she's so fucking cute stop it.
>>706039400
Hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
>>706046906
Not the exact video but this is her channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
shes pretty cute...and her tits look great. :/ fuck man
>>706041859
Kekekekekekekek
>>706051203
asking the real questions
>>706046867
>they should have kept him still and waited for an ambulance
Something tells me they'd be waiting an awfully long time
>>706048481
>not a nigger
>doesn't speak English.
Sure, whatever you say.
>>706041261
This is from JStuStudios
>>706041685
kek, the filename killed me
>>706050624
I saw someone do that irl once out my mates flat window and he fucked his arm up like nothing else, literally looked red with blood from a couple dozen meters away
>>706051203
What does shaving have to do with being clean?
>>706050909
man, if i had a day like this i would go home and just stab my wife
>>706060250
Yeeeep. Not recomended. I also suspect that Vodka Vlad here was probably in a state, if you will.
>>706048069
Good.
>>706051273
>>706044343
Kys
>>706044341
Those back flaps remind me of a rear spoiler on a sports car.
>>706044341
Fuck sake America this is twice now fat Americans have managed to store fat where its not meant to be stored
