Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>706013554 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706013554
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>706031862
That's normal. Is it slowly warming up to them?
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
So episode 4 is when they introduce all the waifubait huh?
Tsk.
Elsa would have been a better candidate if she wasn't bat shit insane. Esdese would probably like her.
Best Waifu(s)/Couple incoming
Claimed
Calamity-masu'd
>>706031783
That would be lovely if you did! That way I'd have a journal buddy to talk to about dreams every now and then.
>>706032154
>
Cirno claim
>>706032416
shit
then her i guess
>>706031373
i did
>>706032518
So. Do you got any plans for today, Alice?
It's raining and cold today
>>706032625
You never hug me you selfish son of a bitch.
I'm tired of your shit~
>>706032881
You should enjoy the cold
>>706032982
i only wish to hug the togame anon~
>>706032982
Did I complain?
It was a statement of fact, my d00d.
>>706033333
I wonder who...
>>706033333
will get this..?
>>706033333
bakas?
>>706032778
Going to a short job interview in a few hours. After that, I'll be grocery shopping.
Come later in the night, I'll be reading by the fireplace, maybe watching a movie or two after that. What about you, any plans?
>>706033270
>>706033310
>>706033335
I'm gonna fucking kill myself...
Claiming Seaport Princess.
>>706033348
Going to be eating supper and going out of town. Or going out of town, then eating supper. It hasn't been decided the order yet
>>706032518
I can't promise it'll be consistent (or good), but I'll definitely give it a shot!
>>706033051
Elitist
>>706033197
Cold is relative. It's an opinion.
Sorry if I missed anyone I was making dinner, and eating it too
Claiming Chen.
>>706033614
I think you need to chill out, bro.
>>706033658
Hello Shizu. What are you up to?
>>706033798
Hello Chen, how are you?
>>706033665
you missed my hug
>>706033658
ceiling
>>706032221
Yeah, realy slow though. She can now eat in the same room. But if they come too close she hisses at them with a full mouth. Sounds funny
>>706032518
Eh, I can try to start one, but my dreams are rather boring and close to reality
>>706033798
<3
Shiro claimed.
How are you lowlifes doing today?
>>706033818
I'm cool..i'm cool..
>>706033798
Be happy chen <3
>>706033665
I just feel like making a pointless reply
>>706033989
>>706034078
Well, I for one, appreciate it
>>706033963
Just finished watching an anime and now I'm just enjoying my time in the bed.
>>706034078
I'm happy
Are you?
>>706034016
<3
>>706034078
Don't think you can just shrug me off and gimme the cold shoulder...
>>706034228
>just enjoying my time in the bed.
With tha hentais?
Chen, that's very LOOOOD!!
>>706033963
Woke up from a nap. Now terraria. you?
>>706033989
Didn't ask.
hi.
>>706033462
Hope you have a wonderful time!
>>706033575
Thank you! I'd love
to hear all about it.
>>706033998
If and when you do, please keep me updated on it!
>>706034047
Everything feels like a dream come true~ How are you on this fine day/evening?
>>706034084
<3
>>706034446
you should have
hi
>>706034457
Will do. But like I said, they're not interesting. mostly me processing some real life shit.
Ah, but I think I did tell you about my most fucked up dream I had? The one where it rained dead body parts?
>>706034047
Hello shiro.
>>706034228
I've never been happy~
>hug
>>706034245
I would never want to do that. I don't want you to become ICEolated
>>706034228
Comfy warm bed time is best time. What did you watch?
I guess I'm leaving right now. See you all in a bit I guess..
>>706034684
No, I don't believe you have. Would you like to share it?
>>706034917
Take care <5
>>706034331
No, just listening to music
I'm not doing anything lewd
>>706034685
I've never felt anything~
>doesn't know how to hug
>>706034917
Ping pong the animation, and you're right. Bed time is best time
We're machines that eat and breathe and look really cool.
You're reacting just the way I thought you would.
>>706034228
I'm going to miss you so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4
>>706034917
Bye
>>706035031
i think it's like two wide punches at the same time.
Anyways i too shall be going.
>>706034685
Damn, making a pun that bad was just cold-blooded, Yuuko...
>>706035031
>sure.....
>>706034616
I don't want to now. I already got an (unsatisfactory) answer.
QOTT: Would you carry around a pocket size bottle of bleach? Who would you give it to?
>>706035457
Yes and i would keep it for myself
>>706035171
I'll visit you from time to time
I will try my best to make time
Don't be sad, please
>>706035244
Bye-byee
Punching a ram
>>706035257
Hey, I'm a honest human
Even Dyogenes found me with his lantern
>>706032055
best waifu ever
>>706034978
Sure thing, I think I wrote it several times though.
So... dream was split in two parts, I'll try to tell in dream logic, ya know, where you just know it is that way.
A Girl and two guys were in a forest wandering around. The Girl was a nice, cheerful fellow whilst the two guys were nice people too. No, they were not. After they went further in the forest the guys were not nice. They whispered "she knows" to each other and killed the girl. The killing was not shown. It was a fact that it happened though.
Second Part.
A boy and the two boys from before are walking inside an old rusty storehouse. Really big storehouse It's height was more than 5 meters. The two boys, the killers suddenly weren't there anymore.
A hatchet opened from the ceiling and the something fell down. In front of the boy the something stopped falling down. It was the Girl that was killed by the two boys. She had a rope on her neck. Definitely dead. Several other hatches started opening and down fell body parts from humans. Severed body parts. It was a literal rain of body parts.
To this day I have no idea what this dream means.
>>706035457
I wouldn't. I can't think of someone I meet regularly who I want to die. And drinking it myself? I don't want to die from bleach.
>>706035823
For a cuck.
You will never be Atomsk, therefore she will never truly love you or aspire to be with you.
You will be her current fling and she will discard you the moment Atomsk enter her life.
>>706035244
Goodbye
>>706035457
idk if that'd be enough, tbqh famalamadingdong. Sometimes I have EXTREME thirst.
>>706035741
ok, I'll believe you, then.
I'll be honest, too, from now on!
I wanked yesterday :-)
>>706035741
I'll smile for you.
>>706035954
That's good to hear
A horny man is a dangerous man so better keep it cool
>>706036067
I want you to smile for yourself
xo
>>706035895
> You will never be Atomsk
Are you sure?
>>706036173
Completely.
>>706036165
xoxo~
>>706036249
but if I'm born in the russian Atomgrad, i'm not Atomsk?
>>706035457
A pocket sized bottle wouldn't be enough
>>706036647
Nah fam. Nah. You're just a cuck.
>>706037167
Do you even have a waifu?
>>706037167
lewd
Spider waifu claimed.
>>706035879
Very interesting! My hypothesis about the meaning is this: If you see someone else commit a murder in a dream, it may be symbolizing firm anger towards someone (or something unpleasant in your life.) The victim may be representing aspects of your life that you want to kill off or eliminate. In the case of the girl showing up again, I believe the girl hanging from their symbolizes how you shouldn't ignore this issue. The girl appearing suddenly shows that this problem is something you have to confront. The killers vanishing suggets that you have an immense fear that someone close to you could vanish. About the body parts, I'll study more on that. I'm a little lost about it, too.
You should all be shot.
>>706037366
I don't know if I said, but good luck with your job interview, I hope it goes well for you
>Alice
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>>706037456
>>706037561
Well THAT escalated quickly.
Here to be an ERPing whore again, Stocking? Or are you just dumping a slut-fic for shits and giggles?
>>706036868
> Nah
look
> Атомск
>>706037589
its togame
>>706037366
That sounds interesting. I had that dream some years ago though. Not sure how much of it is still in effect.
>>706037589
Heh, I'm just doing this for fun, plus I'm sure people like it
And so it ends
>>706038080
>Fat Ghost dick is the best~~~~~~~
More from this artist, since I have like all of his stuff saved
so wassup everyone
>>706035457
people can drink a liter before dying
Hello everyone!
>Taiga claimed
>>706038668
>>706038703
Call me crazy, but doesn't it seem like there is a page missing here?
>>706039017
Nope, that's the way I have them in my folder, I may have messed up, I'll check later
>>706039128
I would definitely check again.
It strikes me off that it goes from "I messed up again!" to "DON'T LICK DOWN THERE, IT'S DIRTY."
>>706039128
You can't do anything right, not even spam doujins.
>>706034457
What did you smoke and where do I get some?
>>706034685
Hey... dude...
I forgot the name, sorry T_T.
>>706035457
Why give such a handy tool away?
>>706035879
It may mean that you are a woman trapped in a mans body.
>>706039251
>>706039508
Well, that's the way they have it at Tsumino, and that's what I use, ever since pururin dieded and stuff
>>706039606
>not using elitist's choice.
>>706039606
There is definitely a page missing.
That is too huge a transition, even if it is a doujin.
>>706039566
Yo shiro!
Ehrlich gesagt hat mir das ne Freundin von mir auch damals erklärt. Das die zwei Jungs zwei Sachen symbolisieren. Die Gesellschaft und meine Eltern. Und deswegen haben sie das Mädchen getötet, welches ich sein sollte. Der Junge im zweiten Teil war eben auch ich der dann sieht wie ich, als Mädchen tot da hänge.
Oder so
Wie geht's dir? Hab dich ewig nicht mehr gesehen.
>>706032055
claimed
>>706039735
Maybe, I'll look into the thing
>>706039709
What do you use? Exhentai?
>>706040265
Yes, though honestly I'm not that big into doujins.
>>706035564
For stains like yourself
>>706035879
I meant for people who would want to die, but that's also an answer
>>706035954
Water, I recommend
>>706036810
But it's convenient
>>706037167
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>>706039218
I like
>>706038572
Interesting
>>706039566
For someone who needs it
>>706039875
Wenn man schon weiß, was als Ergebnis rauskommen soll, kann man alles in eine Sache reininterpretieren, was man möchte.
Ich hab mal als Kunstprojekt im Unterricht gegrillt und Bier getrunken, wodurch ich Kritik an unser schnellebigen Gesellschaft geübt habe. 4 Seiten Interpretation in der Pause vorher geschrieben. 12/15, immerhin.
Mir geht's recht gut, hatte nur weniger Lust zum claimen. Wahrscheinlich weil ich in letzter Zeit öfters AoE2 spiele und man da nicht so gut zwischendurch mal rausgehen kann, wie bei wows.
Selbst auch alles in Ordnung, von den Träumen mal abgesehen?
>>706040352
What they truly need is love...
>>706040265
Eh, only if you have the time and want your smut collection to be complete.
Exhentai is actually pretty damn good. Their filtering could use some work, but otherwise I only use them for doujin.
>>706040350
Admit it, you lolicon scum
>>706040593
Come on you know me, you think I use it for the loli or because there's people who can't get in?
>>706040501
Der Traum war wie gesagt vor ewigkeiten. Aber hey, das ist ein gutes argument. Also kann ich nicht wissen was der Traum heißt solange ich keinen... professionelen Traumdeuter und Psychologen dabei habe.
Mir geht's an sich gut, hab zwei kleine Kätzche bekommen. 4 Monate alt. Schwarz. Sind lie und verspielt und zutraulich.
>>706038958
Happy wedding with Fran!
>>706040907
It's a thought
>>706040352
Are you calling me a stain?
Hustling little girls
Saber claim
Good afternoon everyone
Any particular reasoning for the slut posting?
As far as I know, trips haven't been rolled and no one is ERPing.
Just feeling depressed? Go take a nap.
>>706040501
But love is nothing more than a word. It's how it's applied.
>>706041476
Are you?
Well this wraps it up, I'll play Nuclear Throne and sleep afterwards
>>706041968
Oh did he make more or is that an old pic?
>>706042167
Pretty sure it's new I need to find it again on pixiv. Should've just bookmarked him damn. On a side note how are you doing?
>>706042003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzSUK6BodAw
>>706042141
Am i calling myself a stain? no.
Am i a stain? no.
So either way, no, I'm not.
>>706042407
yuno
>>706042342
Yeah I'm following him on Pixiv, this was his first picture for months, though iirc he posted something about having a baby on his blog so that might explain it.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=9639041
I'm fine, mostly on top of the various class related clusterfucks. You?
>>706042524
thats me
good morning
sleep well?
>undercuck fans
Kill yourselves
>>706042626
i slept ok. ready for lol?
>>706042407
Hello yuno!
>>706041968
Hello saber!
>>706032055
Where is she from?
>>706042861
You got the wrong person m8
>>706043165
>>706042141
But I only know the word and have yet to experience its meaning.
>>706040976
Es stößt mir etwas bitter auf die Wörter "professionell" und "Traumdeuter" zusammen zu sehen, aber dann widerum gibt es ja auch professionelle Hundefrisöre und Homöopathen.
Ich würde mal sagen, dass du da noch bessere Chancen hast herauszufinden, was der Traum für dich bedeuten soll. Immerhin ist er deinem kranken Gehirn entsprungen.
Kätzchen sind ja ganz knuffig, aber ich glaube ich käme nicht damit klar zu wissen, dass das Viech schon überall seinen Hintern dran gerieben hat, inklusive Esstisch, Kopfkissen und Tastatur.
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>706041968
Hello Saber.
>>706043067
thats new
that pic reminds me you still down to edit for me, i dont want to force though
its in a bit more than 2 hours but yea im ready to see C9 get raped
>>706043129
ay whats up
sorry for leaving last thread i have a very short attention span
>>706043479
no moonrunes, shiro
>>706043585
yeah sure i can work on it now i guess. it will probably look horrible but lets give it a go
>>706042618
Yeah found him recently through Gelbooru. Better late than never I love his art style.
Yeah wrapping up classes for the day then I'll be helping the marching band, they just hit competition season.
>>706043129
Hey Illya doing good?
>>706043510
Hello Syndra
https://a.pomf.cat/xdqsxf.png
