Crippling depression central.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Crippling depression central.
well.
i have to work on the weekend
can someone please save me
no
it's not murder if i'm willing to die, right?
para post more guns
mmm
I don't have much more
it's all AR variants too
>matsus with miniguns
god save us
whatever happened to that whole "new folder" thing
I don't think I have any more gun pics
kebab removers is fine too
also I can't kill you since you're in britainistan and guns are banned there :[
sometimes i like to post matsus too
gosh
nobody else appreciates it
eisen likes it
and chet
Man, this sucks
Eisen has terrible taste and chet doesn't talk to me so he counts as a nonperson.
>>706030250
Sorry.
i wish i were dead can i join
it's even better if you successfully make yourself dead
you don't mean that
about who, eisen or chet
eisey peezy lemons squeezy
It'd be great if there was some way to instantly die with little to no effort. Like focusing your mind to tell your brain to shut everything down.
pardon
>>706028372
Jump off an overpass. Do a flip. Furfags and avatarfags are human filth.
>>706030605
helium suffocation
you're designed not to die, is the thing
thank natural selection for that
did i not answer your question
>furry
REEEEEEE
fuck that, if i wasn't born this wouldn't even be happening
>>706030673
Everyone is designed to die. Dumb little things kill people all the time. Try them until you find the right one for you.
oh there was an i there
anyone who likes matsus has terrible taste (in avatars)
>>706030831
get rekt by your parents
>>706030848
nah dude it's p. fucking hard to kill someone, there's only a handful of reliable options to get the job done
now those options happen to be very accessible but there aren't that many of them
fair enough
subby what if we wrote our posts in business email format for a day
I don't really know what business email format is. Is it just very formal? Because the work related emails I get are made sans caps and punctuation.
Subjectivefag,
Business Email looks like this. Generally speaking it just has an opener and a closer, but the content is very formal and is spaced a bit differently. I thought it might be fun.
Your friend,
demos.
Demos,
That's what I believed it was, but I never get emails like that, I only send them to illiterates who apparently can't reciprocate. It's really annoying. Also, the differently-abled basketball-american with a more than minor hygiene problem is here again and I am suffering.
Regards,
subjectivefag
Hello,
I am currently in a state of extreme misanthropy and self-loathing. Could someone please suggest a tempting activity with which I could distract myself with? Thank you.
Kind regards,
Parafirk
Subjuicyfag,
This is also pretty much how you write a letter, except I've never actually sent a letter my entire life. I had to email a guidance counselor back and forth today, and it was pretty much like this the entire way through until she told me to stop emailing her.
It is unlikely that I would be able to last a minute in the presence of a basketball-american man with abhorred hygiene. I would vastly prefer the stench of Axe Bodyspray over human sweat. Unless it's in the bedroom.
I hope your suffering ends soon.
With love,
demos
i wish we all had the wit of david thorne
also I'm done writing like this it fucking blows
demos he doesn't smell like sweat, he smells like shit
he's in a wheelchair and literally cannot wash himself
>>706031987
practice whittling
Hello Parafirk,
Might I recommend watching speedruns? It's something Squash and I discussed briefly last night, and it seems to be a common activity that people enjoy. For instance, attached below is the speedrun I watched last night. It is my favorite Kirby games because I am a soft marshmallow.
I hope you find this suitable.
Okay,
demos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVxn8jvubBE
>>706032204
is he phat
>>706032340
with an f, not a ph
>>706032506
i kind of really don't like fat people for that reason. i had to sit next to this lady named monica who was REAAAALLY obese and she smelled like shit cause she probably wouldn't wipe herself properly.
she also wore this ring on her sausage fingers that was wayyy too small for her. it looks like it cuts off circulation to her finger, and i think it will snap one day.
is this a gfur thread
>>706032693
fatties are disgusting, although this one is at least disabled so he has some excuse. Still, he needs to be hosed the fuck down
>>706032781
technically
>>706031987
A movie
Exercise: 50 pushups then 50 squats
>>706032781
well it is full of faggots
This is a gfur thread ruined by demos.
i don't like my dad
>>706032903
explains the gay
>>706032901
improved by demos' and sf's unwillingness to post porn
>>706032901
Demos?
i didn't ruin it, it came like this
i'm trying to make thread cool again
>>706032822
is he close by or does he just smell that awful
>>706033010
i like my dad
does that make me straight
one of my favorite things to do in melee (or smash in general) is be link and then jump-z constantly to piss people off with the hookshot
>>706033010
These threads are shit without porn.
>>706033015
demos
>>706033208
What is a Demo?
>>706033048
I can't smell him from where I'm sitting but since it's my job to help these people I have to keep getting closer.
>>706033110
Probably not.
>>706033198
CC upsmash.
>>706033208
They're shit with porn, they're better without.
>>706033300
a test version of something before the actual release, or a test version of something that isn't the actual full version
>>706033300
That boy who lives in Florida who snarf posts ass of all the time (I think its jealousy)
>>706033010
he told me to get a job
>>706033326
They are shit without porn.
>>706033326
helping people fucking sucks dude
>>706033300
ok phew
>>706033500
you should, you lazy degenerate
>>706033513
Alright well this is going somewhere I'm sure
>>706033564
nah I like it
unless they smell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BfU4sCxWYY
>>706033500
If you dont want to get a job you are free to live on the street.
I can't listen to shit still at work
it's the really annoying airhorn meme song
airhorns are dank
best mem
memegrips best meme tbh
god I want to have gay sex with zach hill but not mcride since he's black
>>706033701
No
Want porn
i want to have sex to zach hill
and death grips
>>706033973
i name all my images after death grips lyrics
I think sex to vaporwave would be really good actually no lie
>>706033985
sucks for you fruitcup
>>706034053
good meme dude
Demos still likes jungle-bunny music. I see quality never improves.
>>706028372
>Dat feel bro
Hoi
>>706033744
but i want to watch anime
niggers are legitimately good at music. The general intellectual inferiority of the race doesn't mean they can't produce works of rhythmic and melodic integrity.
Not that death grips really fits the bill with melody per se but you get the idea.
i masturbated to FKA Twigs a couple times
guud shit
>>706034122
Ky
>>706034315
that's very straight of you
>>706034329
nah dude I'm gonna live til I die, til I die~
>>706034218
I want sex, but that doesnt mean I get any.
You're not entitled to watch anime.
>>706034253
are you into rap subby
>>706034407
i mean her music
Hey kids.
Make my dinner cook faster pls.
>>706034435
not by the standards of hiphopheads, no
I literally listen to yeezy, kendrick and deathgrips
oh and mike g of odd future because his voice makes me hard
>>706034498
still a female voice innit
>>706034555
I'll drop my mixtape on it
>>706034253
Music is expression to experience of existence.
I dont enjoy viewpoint or experience of nignogs.
ok
it's cooking faster now
>>706034610
i guess
well consider me balls deep in that PUSS then.
>>706034625
Man that was some magnificently executed grammar right there. You may not enjoy nigger music but goddamn they've done a lot better than your retrograde featherheaded culture ever accomplished.
>>706034714
yeah brodudeguyfam
>>706034610
Music doesn't usually make my oven cook faster, though.
>>706034653
That or he broke my oven.
>>706034849
no i fixed it
the food is cooking very fast now wow i can hardly keep up you better be ready to pull it out soon
>>706034428
but my dad is fat and ugly so his opinion doesn't matter
>>706030247
YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR.
>>706034808
Yeah but my mixtape is straight FIRE.
>>706035016
You need a job whether your dad is a 400lb hacker or a twink adonis.
>>706034759
Kiss my ass
> Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker
Fighting against Cocoon and trying to get all boards. Did that to the first two.
I've messed its shit up a lot. But the cards don't appear as much still. Shoot every where possible. :/
>Any of you played this game?
What did you think about it?
>>706035090
do food stamps count as a job?
>>706035115
only the white half, redskin.
>>706035182
no you fucking leech
subby link your mixtape please
>>706035217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjbhlXgH1rc
>>706035208
Kinda wanna cut your hands and face off like that cartel video.
>>706035073
You think it's a joke but that kind of lie genuinely hurts me.
>>706034610
in super into kendrick, tech n9ne and hopsin atm, but p much any good rap and hip hop gets me going
favourite kendrick track?
>>706035182
job is important, how else are you going to live and be a faggot?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hopsin
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>good rap
>>706034920
2 more minutes and it'll be ready!
>>706035313
i thought you were a cat
>>706035390
i know about your matsu folder
>>706035601
see i told you
>>706035534
hes a bit corny but hes got a great flow and nice beats
>>706035389
Of course you do, you impotent lil injun
>>706035472
king kunta, the weird rhythmic dalliances in the opening get me on some shit
>>706035646
I'm good at making barking sounds
>>706035694
vocaroo when you get home then.
>>706035646
Good man.
>>706035756
I'm not sure my mic at home is good enough to pick it up, the barking is really quite high pitched.
>>706035853
you are only piquing my interest
>>706035694
king kunta is up there
>>706035853
>>706035973
do a few meows while you're at it
>>706035208
how about i just wait for my dad to die so he won't make fun of my anime any more and i can live in his house
>>706035646
You've eaten up those lies as if they were a plate of moussaka.
>>706035973
it's quite...unique
>>706036149
I can't meow for shit
>>706036278
he'll kick you out first
>>706036316
i want moussaka now
>>706036448
Never had it despite having Greek relatives but I've eaten a lot of dolmades. I want some now. Fuck you.
>>706036446
what kind of cat are you
>>706036623
I'M GONNA GET GREEK FOOD TONIGHT
I HAVEN'T HAD GREEK IN SO LONG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tfw greece will never be rich again
>>706036780
A species confused cat.
>>706036806
Profligate.
greeks will always be qt tho
greeks are too brown now
turkish rapebabies
>>706037213
Gimme more reactions
my cock is ready to be licked.
>>706037745
Keep em coming
>>706038022
hope you're flexible
My girlfriend dumped me. I don't have a single friend. I'm so fucked. A few people gave me some great advice yesterday and I can't follow any of it. I'm about to an hero. Almost 30. Hate the world. My boss just told me I'm too old to be working such a shitty job.
>>706038129
that's nice
>>706038026
>>706038158
vote for donald trump before you end it all fam
>>706038195
saving each and everyone you post
CHRISTMAS IS ONLY TWELVE MONTHS AWAY I THINK IT CAN STILL BE JUST LIKE NORMAN ROCKWELL!
post more christmas
>>706038158
How about you come be my puppy instead?
UFF
YAA
YUH
>>706038158
go gay and get a qt trap bf
>>706038443
b-but /b/ told me traps don't gay
>>706038335
Fuck yes Christmas
>>706038443
I just might
This thread is still going. Jesus Christ.
weeeeeee
>>706038646
september kinda blows man hurry up and make christmas happen
>>706038687
That's my name, don't wear it out
>>706038762
I don't want to work tomorrow
>>706038321
>>706038195
MOAR
please.
>>706038854
then don't
you have that power in you
>>706038921
But I vitally need an income. Fuck this student survival bullshit.
>>706039001
you can always just stop working, make no money, get kicked out of your flat and starve/freeze to death
Hey guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U--vw34S-mI
>>706038915
not these ones
>>706039123
Fuck off, Cory.
>>706039063
I'm trying to avoid that.
came to this thread, started reading and noticed, that even dudes in a crippling depression thread on /b/ are better at communicating with people than I am.
fuck
>>706039293
well then guess you've gotta go to work huh fuckboy
>>706039320
it's really only the goat who's cripplingly depressed
>>706039230
reported
>>706039396
I hope Tom Fulp fires you.
>>706039320
Don't worry, people are highly overrated.
>>706039392
Are you in charge of any drug rings, human trafficking groups or some other illegal syndicate I could be a small insignificant part of and make a huge profit out of that?
>>706039589
do you think I'd be at work helping out the smelly nigger on wheels if I was?
>>706039561
Ur done
>>706039661
You work for disabled care? That's a shame.
>>706039819
I am not afraid.
>>706039846
no, there's just a disabled faculty member at temple university who sucks with tech and comes here to help
for help
>>706039945
Perhaps you should run a human trafficking group instead then.
>>706040215
it's not like I'm morally opposed to it or anything, but that sounds like more work than I currently do and I could go to jail which wouldn't be great
>>706039903
Excuse me?
Can we get some skirts, I love me a good femboy in a skirt.
>>706040533
https://e621.net/post?tags=skirt+male+%7Esolo+%7Egay
>>706040306
But think about the money. America was built on the spirit of industry and that includes human trafficking. Do your country proud.
>>706040533
Can we got some petrol, I love me a burning corpse.
>>706040806
did you actually just invoke my patriotism to try to convince me to sell human beings
>>706038508
they are unless they have a feminine penis
>>706040533
brb, buying skirt
>>706030125
>>706030192
>>706030517
>>706030517
being a fuciking avatarfag is bad enough but what the FUCK is that thing
Get it together, theres always a new fucking avatar fag travesty whenever im trying to jack off
>>706040869
>patriotism
laff
>>706040869
I don't know, did I?
>>706040880
oh true that's right
>>706040881
it's an ugly, misanthropic anthropomorphic cat
also I've been here forever it's a new imageset for me relatively speaking
>>706040924
>not being an american patriot
Get out commie.
>>706040949
It sounds like you did fuckboy.
>>706041056
>implying that brits are commies
>>706041056
Okay then. Start abducting teenage girls, please.
>>706041301
Oh no, you're just muslims. My bad, Ahmed ibn Merryweather.
>>706041306
I'll probably get them from your country, tbh.
>>706041387
Feel free to do that. Though you may run into a lot of competition over there.
>>706041484
There's plenty of eligible lolis to kidnap and sell in the balt and slav countries.
>>706041637
Splendid, let me know how your progress goes.
>>706041733
I'm starting with you :]
>>706041777
But I'm in the UK.
>>706041833
Ah, they won't miss one lithuanian student. Won't even be in the news, and my clients are really hankering for a cute baltic twink to play with.
>>706041917
But I'm not even cute
>>706042083
Respectfully disagree but you'll have makeup anyway.
>>706040719
don't forget girly
>>706042153
Makeup? What else?
>>706042200
I wanted him to get all the pictures of huge dudes in skirts too. Also not all of the results he'd like are necessarily tagged girly. e621 users suck. More tags is generally worse.
>>706042210
What, you think you're getting clothes? Sex slaves don't wear clothes.
>>706042371
Not even a leash?
>>706042511
Bondage equipment will be applied when relevant.
>>706042371
Well, you could have done away with solo.
What if a pic has two femboys in skirts?
>>706042607
I used the tilde. ~solo ~gay, so either of those
>>706042589
Do the slaves get beaten?
>>706042774
if you're bad, obviously
>>706042700
Oh nifty, didn't know that worked
I make sure to add -scat -fart -mlp
Never have to deal with that crap on Gelbooru
>>706043100
e621 defaults to six tag limit...and I forgot my password for the damn thing anyway
>>706042808
I'm quite polite if I'm not in a fit of anger.
>>706043209
"bad" in this context is a pretty broad term
>>706041056
i would be a trap but i don't have a feminine penis, so i'd just be gay instead
>>706043330
Well it doesn't sound appealing enough.
>>706043700
You don't really have "choices" about the whole sex slavery thing you know.
>>706043481
it's just as good anyway
>>706043183
Tag limits are balls.
>>706043888
pornsite kikery fam
>>706043780
great
time to buy more gaysox
>>706043938
Curse you and your jewish ways, Bad Dragon
>>706044061
tfw sometimes I look at e621 on my phone and see ads
the suffering
>>706044132
Apparently Bad Dragon makes a loss on e621, but considers it worth it because it makes more people want dragon dildos.
e621 is basically just a gigantic marketing tool
>>706043780
Well thankfully I'm not a sex slave.
>>706044291
That sounds right to me. I don't think any site that has as comparatively unobtrusive advertising as e621 is going to make much profit.
>>706044380
yet
>>706044448
Don't worry, I'm a chemist. I'll just make a cyanide tablet and hide it until I need it.
>>706044383
Some other companies do the same.
I know Google loses shitloads of money on Youtube. It's a financial black hole.
>>706044555
I'm pretty sure I've got necrophile clients.
>>706044595
They're holding on to it for reasons other than profit. They control the narrative even there. It's important for them.
Anyway I gotta go goodbye cuties~
>>706044619
Okay I'll just keep a gas can handy and a match
new thread?
Neffy I want your wench to urinate on me.
i dont think she's into watersports
It's okay I didn't actually want it.
I'm saving myself for samjam anyway
>>706044873
I want to urinate on you.
>>706045224
post pics when you're done.
Just 6 more years
>>706032781
Can't tell with all the autists.
90% mindless drivel, 10% porn.
Lets go on a trip to thailand, cut that in half.
No, thailand is full of thai people
Alright, my house but we just keep it under wraps.
