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Cringe thread food edition
>>706025472
I ate fried fish with ketchup and I like it.
>>706026391
this one doesn't look fried dude
>>706026456
I know, just sharing my experience with fried fish pal
>>706025842
Talk about old memories here
>>706027843
I love pickles so I'm totally fine with this
>>706027843
Not cringe, that burger looks delicious.
>>706026256
Put some sugar on wet bread and u have a cheap dessert popular in ex Soviet countries
>>706028345
koolaid wings are delicious tho
>>706025472
Ghetto Lobstah
>>706028345
What nigger imbented those?
>>706025472
The only thing cringier than the fish is the beer. Who in their right mind drinks Norrlands Guld? It's Mariestad or a suicide.
>>706029554
(Same anon) And also, gädda? Seriously?
>>706026256
thats for making german style hamburger meat you dumb fuck
>>706029804
>hamburger meat
i think thats called patties anon
>>706029730
you forgot the cringiest thing, ketchup!
The most disgusting condiment on earth
>>706025472
That is no way to eat walleye. Triggered
>>706028660
Americans don't have to do that, sugar free bread is a feature not the norm, I am not even ripping on the them or anything this is true.
>>706027843
How is it cringe when its obviously an intentinal joke?
>>706029863
I wouldn't say it's the most disgusting condiment, but I don't see why people put it on certain things. Especially on cheese (except where the cheese is on meat). Mac and cheese and ketchup? What the fuck. Eggs and ketchup? What is wrong with you.
Almost as cringe as americans eating burgers for breakfast.
>>706025472
Norlands Guld är allt gött
>>706031081
I dont see any issue here. Id eat that
>>706031081
English breakfast is fine but use a bigger plate you fucking idiot
>>706025654
> Steak, banana and milk. With ketchup.
>>706026256
> Duckfood
>>706027843
> Veggie burger
>>706031081
> Actually real food
>>706031242
> Makeshift plate when the dishes are piling up
>>706031081
nah son. I'd eat that. Better than the McShit over here.
>>706026256
This is for making Bread Pudding, a very popular dessert in the south of Brazil
>>706026552
Fuck you and your ketchup and your fried fish m8
>>706031081
Do they do that?
>>706025472
Northern sushi is gonna be a bad time
>>706031081
Apart from the fucked snotty eggs, that look delicious m9
enough cringe?
>>706031081
>no blood sausage and shitty english """chips""" drenched in vinegar
>Bone apple tea
>>706031422
that book looks interesting.. what's it about?
No bowls of eggs, no ja/ck/ webms, sons I am disappoint.
>>706031922
>Chips
Get your eyes checked mate those are mushrooms.
I got some to dump :D
>mfw i actually have a folder of these.
>>706031626
American here, nothing wrong with a cheeseburger for breakfast.
>>706032253
>>706032287
>>706032317
>>706032359
>>706032287
Kektus
>>706032397
>>706032253
Wonder what that would taste like
>>706032442
>>706026256
>>706032480
>>706032510
I also have lots of these "food in the wallet" pics, gonna dump few.
>>706029804
>german style hamburger meat
jesus do you people fuck up everything you touch?
>>706032582
>>706031304
That actually looks pretty good.
Anybody else here like scorpion?
>>706032285
Norwegian here. I had cheeseburger for breakfast. Pizza even. And jello.. It was available as left-overs in my fridge. Seemed legit. I'm not not proud. It was good.
>>706032092
>Bone apple tea
>>706032660
>>706032654
no just our buletten. we put them into a brötchen to make bulettenbrötchen. they taste very lecker ja
>>706032784
yes
>>706032654
Wait til you see german style Hamburgers.
>>706029871
That's not a walleye it's a northern pike
>>706032469
pussy
I think this is a British delicacy.
>>706032942
What in the flying fuck
>>706032972
I second this
>>706031081
>americans eating burgers for breakfast.
This...is not a thing
>>706033036
happy sausage sploogy with yellowblue tiny gonads?
>>706025472
Why you eating pike and which sewer infested river did you fish it out of polak
>>706031815
That looks delicious
![tumblr_mguezpq1zE1qa934fo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QaevoZh.png "tumblr_mguezpq1zE1qa934fo1_1280[1].png")
>>706029863
I have no idea why this is in my food folder, but i'm gonna post it anyway.
>>706032442
Ahh that's a fine milk steak
>>706033493
9/10 would eat those candy-vags
>>706032092
That's one way to boil your water.
>>706031538
Damn, son.
>>706025842
im dying anon
Ah. America.
>>706033845
>2 large diarrhea sandwiches please
>>706032469
pussy
>>706033928
ostrich burgers
>>706033845
> FOOOOOD
>>706033845
that literally looks like the outside toilet shit holder
>>706033258
Pike is good mang. It's really good smoked
>>706032942
Lol those look delicious actually. I've read good reviews about them on /ck/,. Not >>706032762 though.
>>706025472
r8 my brazilian third world delicacy
that is not shaving cream, btw
>>706033036
That is not a British thing.
Ours is beans on toast, which is haricot beans in like a tomato sauce.
Crispy and soggy delight.
>>706032092
I've cooked ramen with a coffee maker on more than one occasion.
>>706033063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5EMEyvFA4
>>706025472
>>706032359
cooking_with_the_king.jpg
>>706032174
>ja/ck/ webms
there isn't a criteria, and if there was, jack doesn't meet it. that troll bullshit don't fly on /ck/,yuo just think it does
>>706034185
piss off. try getting all the bones away and besides its fucking supposed to be made with rye flower and fried regards Finnish fisher
>>706034444
No idea what that is... But it looks delicious!
Quads checked. (first)
>>706032006
idk whats more concerning, the toothpaste or that hotdog being uncooked.
>>706034444
I'd eat that .
checkt and et
>>706032605
Wtf is on there?
>>706032442
MILK STEAK
>>706031734
Lung food. Nothing wrong here.
>>706025842
>>706025842
mmmm half soup half sandwhich!
>>706034504
>good shit ain't it?
>>706032654
Hamburger=from Hamburg.
Do you know where Hamburg is, bitch?
>>706034444
>>706034745
>>706034622
Texas here. That's looks like a really big, really terrible enchilada.
>>706031538
Well, that's not cringe. Just not butchered or cooked
>>706034895
The Japanese must never know of this.
>>706034927
Sweden you fucker. Stop being such a newfag and learn gayografy
>>706034444
what the fuck is wrong with you. This is what a proper chimichanga looks like, and you go and call it "cringe"
>>706033953
those are sloppy joes, mr. man...
>>706035008
smothered buritto, homie
>>706034768
looks like ham strips, small shrimp, and pineapple rings.
>>706034444
>>706035176
So many calories in one pic though...
>>706035008
Burrito, and it was delicious actually.
Got it in Santa Fe, the chicken inside was charred just to the point where the edges were crispy. Never had one like it before.
>>706034895
You're better off just eating the boiled eggs alone...and start to exercise.
>>706033036
That's nato. It's an asian thing.
>>706035311
Why the fuck would you do that, though? The thing about the burrito is that you can pick it up and eat it. When you smother a burrito, you're just turning it into a big enchilada.
>>706035330
I'm not obese so I don't worry about petty things as "calorie counting" fuckin pleb
>>706032605
that has to be a swedish pizza.
>>706035075
and they never will...
>>706025472
Snygg jävla gädda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr08mYo6ljg
>>706033155
He's right you know.
>>706035008
Fuck Texas.
>>706035330
And that's all that person ate that day, I'm sure.
You /fit/izen...
>>706033845
Looks like a tommy's burger with extra chili. looks like shit taste amazing. I like to get the tamale with chili, cheese, onions, tomatos, pickles, and peppers.
>>706035479
I WAS obese, so I *do* worry about such things.
>>706031081
only visible cringe here are the missing caramelized onions
>>706026391
Hope your boyfriend dont mind it.
>>706028660
My grandmother used to do this for us as kids. Didn't know it was a thing. We were just poor.
Amerifag btw.
>>706035425
Yo man, that's my problem with mexican food. Why get tacos when you can get a burrito and only hold one thing. Why get an enchilada, when you can get hot sauce on the side and put it on yourself and not excessively. Why eat a fucking Tostada when you can just eat a hard taco. It's all the same shit in different, inconvenient shapes.
TL;DR: Burrito Master Race
>>706033845
Is this some sort of chili?
Looks like shit but at the same time like it might be tasty. Biggest travesty is the sauce going stright onto the paper, should've been in a bowl/pita
>>706032253
>jewish cereal
>>706035552
är gäddor något bra?
>>706033114
Yes, yes it is.
Ever been to a Burger King, McDonald's or jack-in-the-box in the mornings? They are packed.
>>706035569
Pretty much. It's essentially North Mexico.
>>706035784
>>706035789
De bäste.
>>706031815
>Upside down Cheese
>>706035554
lol
>>706034768
Ham, chrimp and pineapple
>>706033114
Confused tard thinks sausage patties are burgers maybe?
>>706031081
Damn, I'm going to go make that right now. Fuck Americunts and their cunt food. Fuck you, for being a faggot anon.
>>706032442
Yeah but is it boiled over hard?
>>706032092
>Bone apple tea
>>706031815
I don't really enjoy the burger but I'm a Truck driver and sometimes it's just the only thing available. But, those little over hangs of cheese are fucking good Idk what they do to their cheese but jesus is that little bit tasty. A
>>706034385
that was one of the first images I saw on the internet some twenty years ago.
>>706036087
quality milksteak
damn i love this thread
>>706032092
>bone apple tea
>>706025472
It's Szczupak
>>706035676
That's your fault you imbecilic fuck.
Calorie counting is for people who sit on their ass most of the day and keep eating after they're full.
>>706035900
skitäckliga ju. smakar bara dy. tacka vet jag en välgrillad gösjävel.
>>706035552
and here we have what is commonly referred to as a fish.
>>706035552
Det er ikke slik en gjedde ser ut din jævla svenske.
>>706032673
Always wanted to try that scorpion lollipop I saw at a weird market but never did now I can't find it. I ate a rat snake my uncle murdered for no reason, fucking amazing
>>706036478
Well, that's why I've lost all the weight and have a healthy BMI now. Still losing weight, because I'm not yet at my goal, but I will count calories when I reach it and after. The types of food I used to just shovel into myself disgust me, as they should you.
>>706032673
Always wanted to try that scorpion lollipop I saw at a weird market but never did get it, now I can't find it. I ate a rat snake my uncle murdered for no reason, fucking amazing
>>706035189
Those aren't "sloppy joes," those are
>Nasty Joes
>>706035511
Rolling for when I eat at Mcdonald's again in 3 years.
>>706025472
>>706025654
Jesus Hairy Buttfucking Christ how do you live with yourselves
>>706036558
Jo det är precis som din åsikt, man
>>706035511
I'm not a fan of McDonalds anymore, I much prefer BK or Wendy's, but I will say... Big Macs do have a spot in my heart. 34 get...
>>706029863
apparently India has the best ketchup. they make sandwiches with it
>>706036334
Where from? That doesn't look like In-N-Out...
>>706036980
Japan.
>>706032685
This guy gets it. Whatever is handy is breakfast. I think I'll have another beer for breakfast
>>706034504
I've never wanted a salad more in my life
>>706036838
lol Fruit N' Yogurt Parfait. Goodluck with that.
Maybe if their ice cream machines are working you'll get the chance
>>706031422
>Bone app the teeth
Also checked
>>706033036
cum mixed with peas on toast?
>>706037114
Damn, I'm lactose intolerant.
>>706035511
re-rolling
>>706036898
Same. I hate McD's most days, but I'm a sucker for the 2/$5 Big Mac deal.
>>706031734
Smelled it through the screen
>>706034234
The fuck is it then?
>>706034420
Love me some microwaved steak drowned in ketchup
>>706035766
if you deep fry a burrito it becomes a chimichanga
>>706036865
och det är den som gäller, det vet du mycket väl.
>>706032654
It's for Frikadellen, it isn't supposed to be eaten within two slices of bread but with fried onions, mustard and mash or smth tastes amazing you filthy colonist
>>706036334
You can actually order your burgers like this from McDonalds. I mean, try this at night when business is reeeally slow, but yeah. You can ask them to add like 10 patties to your Bic-Mac or Double Cheese. It costs like a dollar extra or something for each patty.
>>706035511
>mcdouble isn't dubs
what a waste
>>706035102
Hamburg isn't in Sweden, you dumb cunt
>>706031081
Burgers are always delicious and that looks good.
>>706032942
Every day we stray further from God's light
>>706032469
A bag of sand
>>706037484
If I'm ever diagnosed with cancer and given 2 months left to live, I'll try it.
>>706033845
Sloppy joe
A sloppy joe is a sandwich consisting of ground beef, onions, tomato sauce or ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, and other seasonings, served on a hamburger bun. The dish originated in the United States during the early 20th century.
>>706033845
Is that real shit
>>706033493
Because for some of us, that's fucking breakfast, my friend.
>>706037218
Unfortunately I have a 5 year old. DADDY! LET'S GO TO HAPPY MEAL (he doesn't even refer to it as McDonalds). No thanks, I'll enjoy my Taco Bell or Arby's while you eat a crappy burger kid...
>>706033114
my wife works overnight shifts in the ER on occasion. sometimes when she gets off she'll get a takeout hamburger and eat it at breakfastime with a beer at home. to be fair, it's more like a bedtime snack at that point, but she's still a fucking badass.
>>706035511
55 or 95 get
>>706037985
Left. That asshole is a sweet snack!
>>706035407
I thought the same exact thing.
>>706033493
Did anyone else see this as one really wide chick?
>>706037484
Zombie Island is such a god Scooby doo movie
>>706036334
I just felt my heart stop.
>>706035554
Some women...
>>706032762
I've eaten this before. Honestly not that terrible if made into something like chicken and rice.
>>706032092
I actually do this alot
mexican delicacy
>>706034444
from New Mexico i assume?
>>706032235
hahaha. nice one.
>>706037905
Its a sloppy joe. Its really good and quick meal that you can feed a lot of people quickly. Its served in schools frequently as you saute ground beef and tomato sauce and put a spoonful between a bun
I ate my roadkill a few weeks ago
I ate my roadkill a few weeks ago.
>>706032235
>he said english "chips"
he means fries
>>706031734
Oh god
Anon
>>706035552
The picture posted was a northern pike, the one you posted looks like some sort of pickerel.
They're in the same family of fish, but different. Pike taste good and pickerel and pretty gross
>>706032092
bone app the teeth
>>706032442
Milk steak
>>706032605
Mold pizza, now with pineapple.
>>706031081
Is that 5p for scale?
>>706038379
weak bruh
>>706038918
what is?
>>706036898
Did you know that in Wendy's in Canada is the only popular fast food restaurant that does not require the workers to have food safe? I would only assume its even worse in the USA.
>>706038379
Meh place is to over hyped red and green chile taste like shit anyways
>>706038274
how those things fit in the picture
pizza looks awesome
lonely chair
those must be the keys to the woman's chair
>>706038274
>>706038873
jesus christ
>>706039051
your filename
>>706031448
Thanks cherlock
>>706039338
oh. lets fight about it.
>>706038374
Fucking beaners can have their grubs.
>>706033338
I would eat that
>>706031626
burger for breakfast is the best way to start the day
>>706039490
>not eating burgers at 3am
>>706031081
That's not american. Either English full breakfast or aussie "big brekkie"
American breakfast is typically fried potatoes or pancakes, biscuits and gravy with choice of meat and style of eggs.
>>706033928
this is only like this cuz the meat was grinded too thin and frozen too long, basicly the bumps that look like alien eggs are water colored with what little blood is left in that putrid meat, themoreyouknow
>>706034895
>And Enjoy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! xD
>>706039199
Wendy's is good in america. It was Jack In The Box that killed people with undercooked beef in the 70's
>>706034234
creme fraicheeeeee
>>706036087
i want to say this person was trying to braise their steak but failed miserably
>>706037700
you mean pulled pork
>>706040182
check out this jabroni
>>706027843
That's way too many fucking pickles. Makes me sick just looking at it.
>>706031081
So many shit English food lovers. Join the rest of the EU you classless swine.
>>706031242
The fuck? Lol
>>706031922
You English are disgusting. Try a French breakfast, you shoeless dirt person.
>>706032092
Not exactly the best way to make hot dogs, but effective. You get an e for effort good sir.
>>706040266
say that to may face, fucker, and not over the internet and see what happens
>>706034622
Chimichanga
Dish
Chimichanga is a deep-fried burrito that is popular in Tex-Mex, Southwestern U.S. cuisine, and the Mexican states of Sinaloa and Sonora. Wikipedia
>>706032253
>smell like salty coins and milk
>>706040488
French people are dirty and disgusting, just as bad as the English and their >>706040557
fucked up teeth. Murica all the way.
>>706031922
> superb breakfast
> cringe food thread
Pick one.
>>706040182
wtf am i looking at
this hurts my head just to see it
what dimension is that from?
>>706040237
no, google it.
Sloppy Joes are mainly made out of Ground beef with the "ManWich" or sloppy joe canned sauce, a pulled pork sandwich is pulled pork with barbque sauce of some sort, very big difference but both delicious !
>>706032762
>Sweet Sue
>>706035479
I think you have it backwards.
>>706040237
you're thinking of a pulled pork sandwich
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloppy_joe
>>706033567
Excuse me what now?
>>706033036
Canadian who ate that all the time as a child. Shit was cash then. Probably does not hold up.
>>706040488
French breakfast= baguette, tea, side of semen served on a white tablecloth or "french battle flag"
>>706040710
>>706035554
fucking chavs
>>706035659
Fuck tommy's burger, it looks like shit, tastes like shit and gives you the shits for 2 days after. Had it once and will never make the mistake again
>>706029307
>imbented
>>706041893
is that a quarter down there?
>>706032972
This fuckin' guy
>>706036602
Name?
No one has posted this yet?!
>>706035659
Yeah, but with the bread to meat ratio it's pointless to make a burger out of that. Why not toast the bread and put the Joe in the bowl.
>>706042190
Jellybean, she makes asmr vids and k-pop dance vids - just another rich bitch
>>706042400
Jellybeannose to be exact, still hot as fucking blue stars
>>706042400
I knew her face from somewhere. I listened to her when I did my homework.
nice peace of soft mary with french bread lol
>>706036673
fuck that cunt who was putting you down, he's probably a fat fuck projecting onto you man, keep up the good work
>>706042897
Thanks.
For that, you get this.
>>706032285
im american and i don't see a real big issue with it if its left overs. I just don't know who would want to get up in the morning, put in all that time to make it eat it for breakfast everyday.
>>706026391
that's an alligator gar.
they taste like what trashbag leakage smells like.
>>706034234
nice peace of soft mary with french bread served on the classic brazilian glass plate..
>>706038374
I'm a mexican and I've never tried that crap. It pisses me off how every fucking foreigner thinks we eat shit like that.
>>706032092
>bone app the teeth
>>706041632
KEK
am i doin it rite?
>>706040182
Fucking aspic.
>>706043557
Yeah too high class for the average mexican
>>706043096
more of a waffle guy, not as much fluff that's dry as fuck you know
>>706043848
Don't be a nigger. Even the poor mexicans aren't used too eating shit like that. In Mexico, even the poor eat like the rich, you see poor people fat as fuck, obese mother fuckers working their asses off for a few pesos, and they eat well. That's a curious thing about this place. Mexicans live in shitty houses, the majority drive old cars, but eat like mother fuckers.
There ya go
>>706044168
you don't cook your NFLD steak?
>>706031448
>makeshift plate
>plate
>>706044320
nope
>>706044103
>poor people fat as fuck
That's because shit, bad food is dirt cheap. They don't eat like rich people. They just eat lots of shit.
>>706041609
dude, luncheon meat is fucking delicious. it's just composed of trash.
>>706041609
Should be called clown meat
>>706044567
interesting, I enjoy some fried bologna on ryebread with some fresh roast and mustard
