Any Britfags on here already?
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Any Britfags on here already?
geordiefag here.
>>706004378
Kek
Near Sheffield
You not work?
MK Fag here
Teesside fag reporting
Another geordie, reporting in :3
Durhamfag reporting in
Why are you on /b/ at lunchtime, fellas?
>>706004850
Because we are bored
>>706004850
Because I'm unemployed and miserable
>>706004850
Because work don't pay enough to work
Bathfag here
Fellow East-Coast fag here
>>706005151
I feel you bro
>>706004850
I'm on annual leave and my GF is taking hours getting ready to go out to Meadowhall...
On /b/ whilst at work on the toilet jerking off
>>706005317
Taking mine there later, small world
>>706003807
stoke on trent here
>>706004850
im off work and am bunking off college because I'm hard
>>706004378
oioi kid, whats happening in your end of sunny newcastle the day ?
>>706004731
not a real geordie if ya using that shite emoji u faggot
>>706004850
been working nightshift
Scunthorpe reporting in.
>>706005382
Fancy sharing your UK wanking stash? Pic related
>>706003807
It's my 22nd today.. Londonfag
>>706005805
Happy Birthday bro
>>706003807
Gud shave da queen
>>706005808
She's nice man, would love to get a look at that rack (y) you fucked her before?
>>706004850
>lunchtime
>>706005832
First person to say it, woohoo
Post girls you want to fuck/have fucked? Pic related
>>706006469
No thanks mate, that's enough of her
>>706006563
Better?
>>706006873
totally different face structure and tit size, FOH nigga
Bristolfag signing in
>>706007136
FOH?
>>706005492
Where do you live?
ITT
northern scum too lazy to get a fucking job, you should all man the fuck up you cunts.
>>706006873
Found her Dad
>>706007392
>Wagecuck
>Tells others to get a job
jealousandmiserable.txt
>>706003807
bn25 here
>>706004850
because i dont have a job
Why is British food so bad , British women so dirty and British people's teeth all fucked up , England is just the worst
>>706007628
Found the fat colonial
might as well post some British humor
>>706007795
That's common knowledge across Europe, man.
Also, how's that empire of yours doing?
got an essex Girl quads gets her nudes
>>706008040
We gave most of it back, man- turns out going into people's countries and putting a flag on it makes you kind of a dick.
How's that independence of yours working out?
>>706004850
I "work" in the public sector.
>>706008225
quads? what are you a faggot?
>>706008225
Quads for an Essex girl? I'd get more by writing my phone number on the back of the local Greggs
>>706007262
do u even google u faggot
Newcastle fag reporting in, anyone got any blyth/cramlington/seghill?
pic related
>>706007628
>thinks Britain is England
Easy way to spot retarded Murcans.
>>706006088
Moar of this whore.
>>706008342
>Trying to get birds
>writes number behind Local Greggs
You trying to smash some pasties like lad?
essex fag here
>>706008547
...England conquered Wales and Ireland, and forced the Act of Union to basically annex Scotland.
Idiot.
>>706008225
It's really not that hard to get nudes in Essex lad, it's freshers at the uni soon
>>706008503
Most of her?!
>>706008878
Fuck, more>>706008503
>>706008790
>to bail out a bankrupt Scotland.
ftfy
>>706008790
England still doesn't equal Britain, you inbred Midwestern cowfucker.
>>706008970
>>706008992
>>706008992
Basic/10
>>706009020
>>706009048
>>706009048
Holy shit she's nice, any with her face?
>>706005846
it would be in fucking Newcastle....
>>706004844
ever been to fabios bar?
>>706009186
I have a Chesterfield!
>It's green
>>706003807
Brightonfag (not literally)
>tfw central-right leaning in libcuck epicentre
>>706005624
Sucks to be you
>>706009123
>>706008503
Up the toon lad. Would seriously drink her bath water like
BLACK COUNTRY AYE WE!
>>706009245
Kek
Any got any Cardiff bitches?
>>706005856
That fucking gormless pout ruins any fappability for me.
>>706009186
I'm from Worksop
>>706008860
although that maybe true this girl doesnt do nudes unless ur the bf and shes never been released
>>706009558
Got any girls?
>>706009579
Just post her, we all know you want to
>>706005193
Woo east coast
kik callumwk1 ;)
any Derbyshire here?
>>706009579
Well gosh if it's that rare I'll trade you a blue eyes white dragon and my 360k runescape acc
>>706009652
>>706009186
>>706009558
Whereabouts?
>>706009765
Alfreton
any one from wales ?
>>706009787
what age? I know some girls from Alfreton, no pics though, except fb
GU11 REPORTING IN BITCHES!!!
Anyone near A-shot??
>Just chillin n listening to wayward son
>>706009680
rs3 or rs2?
>>706009302
Any more to go?
>>706009603
You wouldn't want a lass from worksop
>>706009294
Yeah, scunny is fucking shit. I wanna move.
Anyone from Chippenham or Melksham?
>>706010111
This isn't a charity ;)
Any of you fuckers in London?
Leyland fag reporting for duty and I'm pretty sure I am the only one from this shithole.
>>706010111
Trips Fairy has noticed you, friendo.
Please accept this token for your impressive roll. Congratulations!
Brought to you by the letters (T)ighty (W)hitey.
Kent signing in
>>706005527
fucking working on the nicest day of the week
>>706010558
Nice
>>706003807
Nanny mcphee checking in
>>706010184
Bradford-on-Avon
>>706007159
ayy
Bristolian fag
>>706011469
Gloucester here, any hot ladies around bristol ?
>>706007628
Found the cunt who's never been to Blighty, chaps.
>muh opinions come from The Simpsons and Gordon Fucking Ramsay
>>706008790
You, my friend, are a bit of a daft cunt.
RG20 here
Gateshead twat right here.
Pic related; some bitch from near Whitley Bay I got nudes from.
Rotherham fag here. No I'm not a rapist Muslim.
>>706009186
Derbyshire /b/astard here, near Alfreton, me duck.
Boltonfag reporting in. Nice to see some Brits on here rather than the usual American teenagers!
Lincs fag.
Waddup neeeeiigers?
>>706004850
I work Sun to Thurs. Geordie here
>>706012012
>>706012260
>>706012012
>>706008503
newcastle too brother, am from killingworth, whos in the photo? i have a few of yazzy dee emily wright jade cook ect. talk to me
ausfag here. does aus count?
>>706012123
Alright mate, many pakis round your way? I'm just up the m61 in Leyland
>>706003807
North Cornwall checking in - 'right wenkurs?
>>706012317
Yeah, why not. Were your parents £10 poms?
>>706012317
Better than the alternative.
put another quale egg on a simmereing boil, buddy.
>>706012012
WHITLEY BAY LMAO! THURSBAY BACK IN 2005 WAS THE FUCKING ONE
>>706010445
Yep
>>706012482
Shouldn't that be "Remove another Pork Farms Peppered Steak Slice from the fridge and allow it to attain room temperature (and mediocrity), chap"?
>>706012301
Isn't Killingworth a upper class Wallsend?
You'll still get stabbed but the knife cost over a grand.
>>706012301
Emma Hodgson, don't know any of them
>>706012278
Name?
>>706012256
like 4 people from Newcastle in this thread, we going to spread the joy or what, al dump if you have any longbenton,foresthall,killingworth
>>706012624
Oh, well sure... yea, that's what i meant see.
>>706012633
used to be worse then what it is, am from the bottomend part too, its a shithole like, someone got stabbed last week
>>706007159
Chipping Sodbury B O Y S
Loughborough student faggout here AMA
Prove you're Britsh in 5 words or less thread.
Prestonfag ere init
>>706013003
MUSLIM SCUM OFF OUR STREETS
>>706011530
Gloucester here too
>>706013003
Fuck off ya cunt ye
>>706013008
I want some of what he's having.
>>706013131
I would also have accepted
"Fuck off ya fucking cunt"
From London with love.
>>706013003
£2.85 a small parcel... robbery.
>>706013291
Best one yet ya cunt.
>>706013003
Weather's been nice hasn't it?
>>706013003
Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister
>>706013391
I don't think this one is genuine, we might have an imposter here boys.
>>706005151
If you know what jobs to go for they can pay quite nicely.
I currently work for Deliveroo and I'm on £6ph + £1 per delivery + tips. For a 30-40 hour week you're getting roughly 320-440pw.
Used to do a telesales job, which was mindlessly easy, paid £8ph (back when the NMW was a out £6.10) and they paid £100 a month for travel. Only did 20hours a week and was on just under £800 a month. Was amazing during the summer, because I started work at 5pm, so would turn up to work pissed half the time.
>>706013514
Down on the south coast it's fucking red hot today mate.
>>706013003
chavs, tea, pig fucker cameron
>>706013008
Leylandfag here and I actually know Jacko (the guy in that vid) He lives in Penwortham.
White Bradford reporting in
>>706013701
Yea, alright dude. wew lad we didn't bring up Trump.
>>706013779
LIES! gtfo muhammed
>>706013826
kek
>>706013826
MALAKUM SALAAM
>>706013888
Trips averted my suicide vest
>>706004378
Same here m80
>>706013736
Yeh, i've seen him round before, I live in Lostock Hall. Does he always get that messy?
>>706004648
sup cunt
I'm from Teesside, now living in Newcastle NE2
Need to find a geordie lass to fuck
>>706012680
i just told her, and she said police are involved lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>706010488
Fuck off. Euxton here lad
>>706014090
ne2? heaton/jesmond?
>>706013979
Dosen't matter, we usually get advised to get off the bus anyway. Not like muricca with their pilot training program in new york.
Leeds here, have some Laura
>>706013003
Jim did nothing wrong
>>706014175
Jesmond mate. Student digs.
Whereabouts are you?
ng7 nottsfag
i work at dusk till dawn :D
>>706014029
Yeah he's a proper sesh head. Lives in a big fuck off 4 bed detached. Place is a dump though lol
He's a plasterer by day
Lostock Hall is the nearest I have ever seen to me on here.
>>706014273
Seen chorley on here before
>>706014121
lmaaaao she gets posted on here at least once a week, pretty sure half of newcastle has her nudes now
>>706014134
Nice one m8. You going the Talbot for one?
>>706014268
hahah i used to live in heaton, ne12 killingworth/longbenton, you in them big houses with like 6 bedrooms? ending up back after town 1 night she looked decent, woke up and looked at the pictures in her room and fucked off, rang a taxi from a random pub on the corner at the bottom of the street...good old days
>>706014175
>>706014268
Alright guys? Heaton signing in
>>706014387
Bay horse usually lad
Nicola from sunderland
>>706014348
hahahahahaha added her on facebook spilt the beans and unfriended her, liberty
>>706014394
>>706014415
Just in a 3 person student flat, not one of these big noisy ones. Nice and quiet.
Sort of. Still get rich little cunts screaming in the street at 3am. Want to gut the quiffy, smug little twats.
>>706014539
shes from sunderland so i take it thats her 2 sons?
Can we get an average age group here?
26, with the week off work.
(Also PS fag if anyone needs my services?)
>>706014182
I no longer live in Bradford, but grew up in a really bad estate for 20+years and that place is a fucking hotspot for racism on both sides - which should fuel extremism...
Where I live now, I heard some fucking young group of Muslims singing one of those songs from the old beheading vids. They were obviously try hards because you wouldn't promote yourself as that in public, but was fucking strange to see after everything I'd grown up with.
Oldfag from canada,
Does UK even Drum N Bass anymore bro??
Serious question
>>706014544
seen her post the other day "getting alot of friend requests lately clearly someone's been talking about me"
Aye darling all of 4chan while we share your nudes
>>706014273
Plasterer by day, plastered by night
>>706014618
I didn't ask for your life story?
>>706014677
She probably isn't even bothered tbh, back when she used it she posted nudes on tumblr all the time
>>706014605
48 here (yep really) start a new job Monday. Tomorrow I am off to Coventry to visit my son and see how he is settling in at uni
>>706014677
HAHAHAHAHAH fucking classic! her boyfriend is built like a breadstick bet hes raging
>>706014628
High Contrast is still going.
>>706014681
kek, he's a handy bloke too. Does a bit of amature boxing
Leeds
>>706013003
How much for a fredo!?
>>706014772
Hope he's well pal. Best of luck in the new job, what doing?
Fuck all of you geordie inbred cunts Sunderland fag here we know what soap and deodorant is as us makems use them regulary.
>Newcastle fag from Killingworth?
>Newcastle fag from Gateshead?
>stupid cunts dont even know where they live
>>706009652
Derbyshire, swadlincote here.
fareham :)
Cheltenham cunt checking in
>>706014920
3rd and 4th line IT for the cops lol
>>706014959
Alright, Smackam, calm down. I know you're stuck in Scumderland but you don't have to be mad. At least your lasses are easy.
worcesterfag
>>706015005
Fuck you!
Right here buddy.
>>706014959
HAHAHAHAHA triggered, iv lived in elswick and heaton my whole life until 4 months ago pal, even still killingworth is 5mins from newcastle...go back to shagging your mothers daughters brothers hamster, get a boil while your at it
>>706015090
I ain't an actual cop, i just work for them. So it's all good haha. Took 6 fucking weeks to get security clearance.
>>706015104
Hahaha triggered
Newcastle fag only 5mins from Newcastle haha ya thick heeded cunt ya from Killingworth
Ya couldn't make the cunt up
>>706012012
which part? wardley bro reporting in
>>706012301
who hasnt seen yazzys fanny already man haha
>>706015246
It's even worse, you're internet cop.
Ner best of luck to you mate, well done.
4chan needs people on the inside ;)
Elswick so you're a posh cunt haha you'll be telling me you are cos it's only 5mins from darras hall
>>706015321
i work construction in newcastle city center mate, it takes me 8mins to get to work, 3 of them are in traffic. suck is off. you stink.
>>706012358
None thankfully! I live in Blackrod, on the decent side near you. Had to get the hell away from there a few years back, it was like living in Islamabad
>>706004844
>>706009171
Here's a pussy from Durham, like?
>>706015479
I work in Newcastle it's takes me 12 mins to get to work from gods land
>>706013982
where abouts? bentonfag here.
>>706015462
cant even use 4chan, i take it your replying to me? spaka hahahaha
>>706015321
bet you smell of b.o.
706014991
Any more
>>706015521
Lovely wearside virgina you can't beat it
Gemma from London/cowick
>>706009171
Did my undergrad in Durham
I've been to fabios, it's the ultimate 'alright, I suppose' nightclub
>>706015617
Probably I've been grafting all day you'll not know what I'm talking about though
>>706003807
Not living in UK anymore, but Manchesterfag here.
>>706015620
Let me help you there fella.
>>706014991
>>706015576
Heaton
>>706012123
Euxton/Chorley lad here
>>706015734
Where do you live now?
>>706015567
so you work in newcastle, they provdie your workplace, because sunderland is 1/4 the size of newcastle and filled with Aldis and Pound-lands. everything in newcastle tops sunderland, its a fact
>>706015723
haha, aye grafting what? ya sisters fanny? fuck off man ya scruffy cunt, sunderland is a shambles and everyone knows it
>>706015754
grandparents lived on Heaton road opposite sainsburys
Any geordies on the toon tonight? It's the last day of Newcastle Uni freshers.
What I mean by that is there will be 18 year old posh girls everywhere.
anyone got nudes on her, rhi from sunderland
>>706014595
That just makes me harder
>>706015899
fucking hate the lad students, one caught is sniffing a key in the toilets at digital and proceeded to hound is all night trying to become me friend cos he was a "top boy" round hull, fuckin mongaloid
manchester fag here
>>706015912
No, why does she want to lure my children into a gingerbread house again?
>>706015849
>>706015723
hahahahahahah proper kipper kegs! the place fucking stinks
>>706015767
You're just down the road lad! Me and the missus sometimes get food at the pub just off the motorway at Chorley, think its a Fayre & Square. My brother used to live on Buckshaw village too
>>706015912
looks gypsy
>>706015521
>>706015640
Spread
>>706015912
>>706016104
Give me your tears gypsy?
>>706015804
The other clown country. Moved to California.
Can confirm British Accent is like a get out of jail free card. Literally get away with so much shit, and I've lost count of the amount of numbers i've been offered.
>>706016104
>>706016049
Fellow Manchesterfag
>>706016240
fat lass angle mate
portsmouth here
>>706015899
going to world hq next on thursday, and going to see aj on 28th oct thats the only plans i have, cba
>>706016240
Go home bitch
>>706013693
Confirmed - crisp breeze, with clear skies and barely a thought given to the onset of the cooler seasons. My view is a jewel today, and I am blessed by it.
Also, I'm in Cornwall so there's no blacks or asians.
>>706013003
fuck off you cheeky cunt
>>706013003
FILTHY DUMB TOTTENHAM SCUM.
>>706016322
Mr. Portsmouth?
>>706014628
Yes drum and bass is still going here.
I don't go to raves myself anymore but there's still a huge D&B scene.
>>706014319
>>706013003
i absolutely fucking hate england
>>706016607
>>706016675
>>706016802
Cunt! (god mode, it it in only one word without using the word "cunt")
>>706013003
OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OH TEN SIXTYSIX
>>706016968
*do
>>706004378
KEK M8 GET DOON TO THE TOON MAN
i live in gateshead
R O T H E R H A M B O Y S
AKA - Paki land
In all honesty I've never had any trouble with them since leaving school but I only ever really go out to buy booze/weed/food and to go to work.
Anybody else close?
>>706004378
Whitley Bay Fag here
Any Cheltenham / Gloucester girls? (Gloucester preferred)
>>706016798
Damnnn, where'd you get nudes?
>>706017043
KYS
>>706017209
:)
You know her?
>>706017232
Oh no a randomer on the internet was mean to me because of where I live
I was looking forward to the weekend but I don't think I'll be able to get out of bed in the morning now :/
Are you 8?
>>706017336
Not directly, but i know her sister. Helen
Yis are all propa freaks, rock port and merapeak crew coming thruuuu, yesaaiii!
>>706017336
>>706017468
Nice, any more nudes from that group?
Here's Laura swinging her tits around:
https://youtu.be/FK3owdrGfmY?t=346
>>706016976
kek
>>706017450
Your image is suspect to me.....
Pedo Pete?
>>706016968
slag
>>706017599
haha funnily enough am sat in me mera peak right now cos me house is about -100 degrees
>>706008990
>being so buttblasted about it
Lel
>>706017777
quads sighted
>>706017749
Nah man. What you reckon she looks too young? Underage birds tend not to have asses like that. It's just some random shit I saved from here.
>>706017777
Checked
dn12
>>706013003
we did rugby in pe
>>706008246
Eh you know, cops shooting everyone, terrible election. Basic Murica
Anybody got Nottingham girls?
Any Hartlepool here?
faggots try http://int.anon-ib.ru/uk/
>>706003807
Wiganfag reporting in
>>706003807
Yorkie here.
This thread has taken a dark turn.
>>706018590
WN6 here
>>706017829
>Lel
Kill yourself.
>>706016675
Leave it out fella
Anymore wigan fags on here?
>>706010558
which part?
Chesterfield.
Went to a job fair today. And yes, its true. Employers can see, smell and hear autism from 10 feet away
>>706016798
What's going on here
>>706013003
Milk and two sugars, please
>>706019312
>>706017648
She's swinging her tits about
Isle of Sheppey - Kent
>>706018853
WN2
Yes lad, we should go for a pep and a pie some time
>>706019199
Who the fuck is that woman, Dr Autismo?
>>706019713
Just some bbc whores
