So it's agreed that Sonic does the biggest turds out of all other characters in the franchise, right?
>>705987079
fucking subhuman
>>705987193
So do you agree or not?
savage
Not gonna lie my heart skipped a beat when I saw OPs image
idk why but i can't stop laughing at this
>>705987270
How?
>>705987320
Why?
>>705987388
Nothing like a good turd to cheer you up, right?
I don't see anybody agreeing or disagreeing here...
Gotta go fast
>>705989155
But do you agree or disagree?
>>705987079
i can't agree with that
because i haven't seen the other characters lay turds
so i can't compare
>>705987079
Yes
Source: I have autism
>>705989205
Careful what you say, you could stir two babies one fox with those words...
>>705989205
Well here's one Rouge did. It's pretty big, but Sonic hasn't finished pushing his out yet so it could be even bigger.
>>705989287
So what makes you think the others can't compete?
knuckles makes bigger poops
>soic turd a shit
>>705989934
>knuckles makes bigger poops
Prove it, Knuckles-loving pleb. Show me his turd.
fuck off dr eggman makea the biggest turds. what is it with these fags and fucking sonic
>>705990001
I rest my case.
>>705990150
Prove it, faggot!
>>705990222
Neither of those turds are bigger than the turd Sonic is pushing out right now. You lose, Knucklesfag.
>>705990276
>sonic is a hedgehog
>literally the size of your hand
>knuckles is a chinchilla
>bigger than a hedge hog
>turds I posted are actual size of sonic/knuckles turds
>>705989412
My autistic brain simply knows these things
>>705990454
>knuckles is a chinchilla
>>705990461
Yeah, but there's gotta be some sort or reason and logic behind it.
>>705990510
okay enchilada you double nigger
>>705990454
Pleb, neither of those turds are as big as the one in the picture I posted. You lose.
>>705990595
much bigger, that toilet is stadium sized
>>705989384
where do you get this shit
no pun intended
>no 2 babies 1 fox posted
I'm proud of you /b/
>>705990903
I actually drew that one.
>>705991071
Because that comic has pathetic-sized turds. You should be proud of /b/ for having standards.
>>705990716
I want real proof, faggot. I want to see a giant turd coming out of Knuckle's butt.
>>705991168
you cant, that's Lewd. if you want to see that you have to draw it, but draw it accurately so knuckles has the biggest turd
>>705991110
>off by one
>>705991289
Fine I will.
>>705991289
Taking a dump isn't lewd, it's something living creature does.
>>705991369
>butthole opening to near superhuman levels
>not lewd
>>705991492
>being unable to control how big your turd is
>lewd
Geez anon, some people can't help it if they suffer from hyperscat. Check your normal-sized poop privilege.
>>705991289
Here you go, pleb.
>>705991593
>implying I take normal sized poops
>>705991726
Prove that you don't.
>>705991625
>>705991168
See? sonic just cant compete
>>705991796
PSYKE! that photo was cropped, here's the full image.
>>705991782
I'm a ronery fag anon, how am I supposed to take the picture after I lift off the ground?
>>705991992
Selfie on your phone. Show me your huge turd.
>>705991918
you clearly shooped the knuckles turd so it would be smaller. nice try fag
>>705992035
>implying I have a phone
TOPKEK
who would I call?
the turd judgers?
>>705992058
Nope, Knuckles even signed it to prove it's authenticity.
>>705992136
>can't prove he does big poops
>>705992243
>cant unprove I take big poops
turd believers - >9000
non believers - 0
>>705992217
y-you forged his signature?!?
how dare you
best thread
>>705992430
It's not forged, he wrote it using residue from that very turd as ink.
>>705992389
How big are you poops then. Why can't you take a photo of your dumps before you flush?
>>705992519
>>705992565
srry anon, I sobered up. I look forward to our next discussion.
>>705992999
>those trips.
Nice.
Wait, we're you only shitposting with me because you were drunk?
>>705993097
and high.
when I sober up depression sets back in and I cant post, I can only lurk
>>705987079
You need help
>>705993201
But you had fun here right? Maybe if you keep posting here you can be happy for a while?
>>705993337
>Hitler Poster telling someone they need help.
So, based on simple calculations:
-According to Sonic Adventure, Sonic is roughly 2/3rds thee height of an average Japanese man, so (2/3)×1,72 meters=1, 14 meters, his head is roughly the size of his torso, and his legs, so 1,14/3=0,38 meters. His belly can moderately inflate because he exercises a lot.
[Cont.]
>>705993918
[Cont'd]
He must eat healthily to attain greater speeds, so he must make big, and relatively incompressible, very compact turds. Admitting he refrains from shitting, the amount of turd must go from his bunghole to the back of his throat. So let's add 10 centimeters, which makes 0,48 cm. So now it's as simple as calculating the volume of a cylinder, if we assume his guts are stretched by all this poo. Let's assume his belly is 30 centimeters wide (makes sense with the proportions).
[Cont]
>>705987079
kek
This is the best thread I've seen on /b/ in at least several days.
>>705993918
>>705994164
No.
yuk yuk...blue speed kirby made a big poop eheheh
>>705994316
Thank you. I aim to please.
>>705994324
Yes.
>>705994369
No.
>>705994164
>so he must make big, and relatively incompressible, very compact turds.
That's hot.
But wait
>So let's add 10 centimeters
Where are you getting this from?
>>705994400
>hating the science behind giant blue hedgehog turds
You don't deserve those triple dubs.
>>705994164
[Cont'd]
So, 3,14×(030/2)*0,38=0,17 m3 of shit.
Same principle for his throat, assuming it's 5cm wide. Result: 0,015 m3 of shit.
And now a simple addition, and we can approximate that Sonic's poo volume amounts to roughly 0,185 m3 of hedghog shit.
>>705994449
Neither does this faggot. >>705994455
>>705994407
It's a rough approximation based on his proportions.
>>705994455
Awesome math, Mr Triple Dubs, but how big is that? Is there an image of something of similar size you could compare it too?
Also, how wide can his anus stretch in diameter?
>>705994597
But what adds the 10cm in length?
>>705994592
Yes he does. He put a lot of effort into figuring out how big Sonic's poops are.
>>705994708
Wow, what an achievement. Why don't worldwide countries fund scientists to theorize about fictional characters' poop size?
>>705994845
Sorry SJW, I guess next time we'll just have a gender studies thread instead. Just for you.
>>705994455
>>705994648
Wait... according to google that only makes the turd 21.5 centimetres. That can't be right.
>>705994708
The 10 cm in length are for his throat.
>>705994455
[Cont'd]
So, Knuckle's torso is roughly the same height as Sonic's but is more V-shaped, so it's like calculating the volume of a cone. Proportions are the same otherwise. So, we keep the 0,015 m3 for the throat, the formula is PI*(R^2)*Height/3, and the result is roughly 0,00889 m3, so after the addition Knuckles's turds can be 0,0239 cm3 at max, not accounting for the shit expansion factor because I don't know his diet, sorry, Sonic shits mathematically bigger turds than Knuckles.
>>705995459
So his turd makes his body 10cm longer when his turd backs up to it? Also, wouldn't he choke if he had his turd reach the back of his throat. And as said here >>705995213, it's only a measly 21.5 centimetres long.
>>705995459
>Sonic is mathematically proven to produce bigger turds than Knuckles.
Suck it, Knucklesfags!
>>705995669
Fuck I forgot the power of 2 on my operation in >>705994455
So, pi*0,15^2*0,38 = 0,0268 cm3, for the throat it's now 0,0011 m3 so Sonic can shit 0,0279 m3. Still more than Knuckles.
>>705996151
Only 27.9 centimetres long? A little disappointing. Can you figure out how wide his anus can stretch?
>>705996235
I assumed his anus could stretch as wide as his torso.
>>705996381
Which is how wide?
>>705996548
0,30 meters (diameter). But when I think of it, I'm sure Robotnik makes bigger shits.
>the whole thread
Could you guys, explain to me what the fuck is happening in there ?
>>705996700
>0,30 meters (diameter).
Hot. One last question. Do you know big the turd in the OP image is?
>>705996834
I tried to make a factual statement about how Sonic does the biggest turds out of all the Sonic characters, but then some Knuckles fag came in and claimed Knux can do bigger. I prove him wrong with some pics but he claimed they were shopped. So maths anon came in and scientifically proved that Sonic takes bigger dumps.
>>705989155
*Gotta go Shit
>>705997051
Do you think Sonic poops things out at the speed of sound? Like takes a dump in the blink of an eye?
>>705996834
This is a retarded thread about who drops the biggest load between Sonic and Knuckles, I mathematically demonstrated it was Sonic. Now calling Sega Of Japan to became a scatology consultant for the next Sonic game.
>Tfw when I'm studying engineering and use my knowledge to solve scatological videogames problem on a board dedicated to vietnamese echidna pooping
Shads could shit huge after having this massive meatstick inside him
>>705997188
Bigger than Sonic's turd?
>>705996954
I don't know, we have no sense of scale in that picture.
>>705997148
Of course, and he can even use his asshole as a railgun after a fiber-only diet.
>>705996954
>>705997182
Alright, have fun you both.
>>705997188
We have officially hit level 4 furry radioactivity.
If you don't know what that is :
General (Fur) Radioactivity Level :
---GROUP 1 : Your everyday Furry---
1 - Non Porn Furry.
Can be handled by pretty much anyone without anything.
2 - Furry Porn.
Needs to be handled wearing chemical protective gloves and protective glasses.
2.8 - Zootopia
---GROUP 2 : Less common Furry---
3 - Bizarre Furry Porn
Needs to be handled with much more precaution, could be handled just like the elements of 2nd level, or in a vacuum chamber with gloves.
3.5 - Gore/Vore Furry Porn
---GROUP 3 : Unholy---
4 - Sonic Porn And Shota Furry Porn
Needs to be handled wearing a hazmat suit with included speakers blasting religious music.
5 - Sonic OC Porn
Needs to be fucking handled wearing an anti bomb suit with armored plates of lead blasting Ave Maria trough high quality BOSE speakers.
6 - Brony
You destroyed a thousand minds. Good job !
7 - Wapanesedot.jpg
Quantum speakers needed one for each corner of the universe, blasting DIES IRAE, 420 WOLOLO guys needed, and a shitfucktonoflot of holy water.
NOBODY CAN BEAT ME IN A SHITTIN CONTEST
>>705997272
>railgun asshole
This I've gotta see.
>>705997326
Prove it, because as seen here (>>705991918) you lost.
>>705997397
>that turd size
Absolutely pathetic, you didn't even try that time Sonic.
>>705997397
Level 1 to 3, i can stand, level 6 and 7, ok, but level 4 and 5... Man, kill me already.
>over 100 post
I feel honoured to have thread about Sonic's huge turd last so long on /b/.
>>705997326
>>705997440
>hasn't responded
Typical blowhard, aren't ya Knuckles? Claims he can do a huge turd but then is nowhere to be seen.
>>705997667
So close to 666.
The thread was a social experiment on /b/
And it went horribly wrong.
Also... SONIC IS THE TURD, SEGA IS THE ONE WHO HOLDS THE RECORD.
>>705997881
>And it went horribly wrong.
What way was it supposed to go.
Also why do you avatarfag with trains named after Amy Rose?
>>705997881
>Filename
The fuck ?!
>>705998019
Don't ask, i only measure the radioactivity levels. I generally get summoned trough Sonic.
My pics aren't all named after Amy Rose (but some of them are for some reason).
This is how it was supposed to go, at least not into advanced math calculations. But this was interesting to see.
>>705998166
>>705998233
Glad you got to share the experience.
By the way, do you agree that Sonic would do the biggest turds? I mean he eats all those chili dogs.
>>705998330
He does not make the biggest turds...
He IS the turd.
And a bigger one than Knuckles.
But can he beat Shadow ?
>>705998416
Dunno, how big can Shadow poop?
>>705998458
Does it look like i know ?
I mean, after all what i experienced, i'm trying to stay away from Sonic as much as possible.
>>705998416
whats with the trains?
>>705998535
Well I don't know either. I think he could easily beat Knuckles, but with Sonic it'd be a close-call.
>>705998536
Furnigger killing machine.
I use it each time furry is involved.
So whats the fascination with sonic shitting? fetish?
>>705998536
F40PH Friday new friend.
>>705998724
Honestly I'm not really into Sonic specifically. I just like hyperscat.
>>705998724
Most probably, generally, Sonicfags are almost ranked on the same level as the weirdest Furries.
>>705998831
I FORGOT IT'S FRIDAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>705998844
what is it about it that gets you going?
>>705998844
Zombiecat is best scat.
>>705998938
First of all, the idea of something large building up inside someone and the sheer stretch of it coming out. There's just something amazing about the idea of creating something so big inside you and the anus being able to stretch incredibly wide to cope with it. There's an incredible sense of push and weight behind pushing out a hyperlog. The fact that the characters can usually bear down and take it is even more impressive. Another thing is the turd itself; I like the idea of reverse penetrating oneself with something they made themselves; it's basically a giant naturally-made dildo. Plus turds have an incredibly unique and organic texture like nothing else, and this is only emphasized more when it's larger since the details are easier to see.
Also, due to being hyper, there's a fantasy aspect to it, helping distance it from the real thing. I don't like scat in real-life; it's gross, it smells, it's messy, and it has a lot of germs. But in a scat pic you can just pretend there'd be no germs or smell.
I don't know where my fetish for it came from though; I was into it before I even knew it was a thing on the internet.
>>705999061
Yes, he is. Yes he damn well is, my brother of fellow good taste.
>>705999067
Taking a massive shit is certainly pleasant enough. I think I can kind of understand it from that aspect if you enjoy seeing characters enjoying themselves.
I'll be gone.
Cya guys.
>>705999134
Yeah, sometimes there's nothing more comfy then enjoying a big dump... [spoiler]which I've never experienced.[/spoiler]
>>705999160
See yah Train Anon. Thanks for participating in this thread. Have a good one.
>>705999222
IBMchan is it you?
>>705999328
Nope, never heard of him.
>>705999067
> reverse penetration
>>705999420
Seen this brought up before when another /b/ thread has a scat conversation running though it. Image how great this would be with hyper?
Alaskan pipeline
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"
Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"
Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."
Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
Let's see that stupid Sonic beat my dark turd and edgy anus!
>>705999967
Oops, forgot to post it.
>>706000051
But it seems even the Ultimate Lifeform himself is no match for Sonic and his way-past-cool loads...
Look at his tubes. He's got a big thick cable coming!
Where have all the posters gone?
>>705991073
this level of autism
>>706002083
>>706000051
Damn, I should have added specs of blood. Someone as edgy as Shadow would have a pretty rough turd.
>>706002530
There we go. Much more fitting of the Original Edgelord himself!
So many people who made posts but didn't reply when I asked them questions. What a shame.
>>706002083
>He never replied again.
Pussy.
>>706002530
daym
>>706003936
Fellow zombiecat fan is still here. Do you have an FA?
>>705991918
NOO KEK AHHAHAHAH
>>706005125
Nah man, I don't. I'm kinda paranoid about having any ties to furry stuff, hence why I hang out here. You hang out on trash? Could have another scat thread? You have a throw away email or something?
By the way, do you agree that Sonic would do the biggest turd?
>>706005065
Did you mean to reply to >>706002851?
>>706005265
I didn't even know of trash, I do now though.
>>706005565
It's a secret board, it basically has next to know moderation so furry is allowed there.
>>706005664
>off by two
Dammit
>>706005565
You still here?
>>706006398
Yup, compiling stuff, nothing else to do but idle.
>>706006859
So what are you gonna do? Post on /trash/ or do you have a throwaway email?
>>706006993
Posted in psychology thread
>>706007194
Just saw it now, replied to you.
>>706005565
>>706005265
Shut up I dont want newfags on my trash
>>706007512
>implying furry scatlovers don't belong there.
Bump for Sonic Turds
Is there a /b/ archive? This thread was great and needs to be preserved.
>>705991918
Holy shit my sides
>>706010042
Their sides are feelin' it too. :^)
>>705987079
see? this is what /b/ is missing, this is what /b/ needs, kek factory threads like the old days. not all this political, SJW shit that's plaguing it.
>>706010608
Agreed, but do you agree with the statement.
>>706010745
what statement?
>>706011131
That Sonic does the biggest turds out of the cast.
>>706011209
I'm no shitologist but seeing as how Sonic "gotta go fast" he has a fast metabolism, meaning he eats alot more than the others but that also means he poops more than the others.
sonic poops a lot but doesn't poop the biggest, now eggman on the other hand, looks like he can tank a ton of crap and let it out all together in one swift bowel movement.
>>706011466
But eggman eats a lot of eggs so his turds are definitely more sloppy and smell of sulfur. While sonic on the other hand is a herbivore hedgehog who eats a lot of fiber, so logically his turds must be much dryer and solid.
>>706011466
Well I'd argue that Sonic's diet of chili dogs would make him produce a lot of big meaty turds. I mean look at that one in the OP image.
How the fuck is this thread still alive
>>706011882
people like shit man, deal with it.
>>706011882
The power of a blue hedgehog's giant turd is something that brings /b/ together.
I am back and how the fuck is this thread still alive ?
Fuck me theres just no getting away from chris-chan....
>>705987079
chris-chan is it really you?
>>706012355
The magic and the mystery of gigantic hedgehog turds!
>>706012513
>implying Chris-Chan wouldn't get triggered by this
>>706012619
Nope, I'm just a guy who loves hyperscat.
>>706012663
Sonic is what reunited 4chan in peace...
What a true love story.
I'm crying.
PS : Captcha had a F40PH in it.
https://i.gyazo.com/8479e0385a03bf024ea3e57f01aae4b0.png
>>706012972
>*Sonic's turd
>>706013376
But he IS the turd.
>>706013516
But he also had a turd coming out of him. So it's still his a turd. A turd's turd.
>>705987079
fuck lets keep the thread alive
>>705987079
This is some advanced degeneracy right here.
>>706014259
So what's your take on this statement? Do you agree or do you another character could do better?
>>706014314
Yeah, that there's plebs like you who don't appreciate the hard work Sonic is putting himself through just to please /b/-goers.
>>706014259
>says he'll keep thread alive
>vanishes
I'll keep it alive, just for the keks.
>>706015367
So what's your stance on the OP statement?
>>706015465
OP's pretty much right,
but i have doubts because Shadows might be better.
>>706015568
>OP's pretty much right
I am OP.
>but i have doubts because Shadows might be better.
Sorry bud, but Sonic won again.
>>706000624
Someone please screen cap this thread.
This is pure gold.
>>706015989
Or archive it.
>>706015989
>>706016077
Or both
>>706016077
>>706016400
DUBS AGREE!
>>706015989
Working on it
kill me
That much screenshots were needed. Now i'm going to assemble them all.
Knuckles the Enchilada made my fucking day
>>706000000
>>706017380
I'm glad you loved his turd. He failed to beat Sonic but he tried hard.
>>705994164
my sides are gone
Still here, train anon?
>>706018505
Yes, i finished the montage, now i need to see where i can uploaded, tried Gyazo, Imgur, Anonmgur, trying with Imageshack/Noelshack.
>>706018656
What do you think of the 200 Posts celebration pic?
>>706018747
Very nice, just like the whole thread.
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img921/2879/xeo9qh.png
Imageshack finally accepted.
>>706018859
Might want to include up to the 200th post to show how long it lasted.
>>706019002
Uh...
>404 Not Found
>>706019044
Nevermind it's working now. I didn't copy the whole link.
>>706019004
It is included.
>>706019144
Cool, thanks based anon. By the way, I answered your question on how Shadow would fare against Sonic.
>>706019234
Yes saw that, and saw the post while assembling the thread screenshot.
>>705989310
I use it as a unholy bomb, kek.
>>706019362
Meh, normal-sized turds aren't impressive enough for this thread.
>>706019555
I know
>>706019641
Wish this thread was a bit faster, it's 2 AM here but I want to see it hit 300 before I leave.
Anything else than the proof I'm providing is not canon and therefore irrelevant. Case Closed.
>>706019918
I'm not sure this can be achieved tough.
>>706019986
You faggot Knuckles, Sonic could beat that without even trying.
>>706020022
Well there's only 80 (79 after this one) to go.
>>706019986
What's up with the black streaks?
>>706020230
The diet, my friend. Knuckles is quite fond of grilled bunny labia. He has trouble digesting it though. Other than that, he has the typical enchilada diet.
>>706020532
Why his diet is no match for Sonic's Chili Dog diet. Knuckles needs to git gud.
>>706020793
*well, I meant
Also, what's the red streaks, blood?
Even if this thread is about Sonic (which is a series that triggers me a lot after having to fully watch Sonic X)
The thread, is 99% pure gold.
>>706020970
Cheers trainbro. Whose turd do you think is more impressive, Knux's >>706019986 or Sonic's >>706020793
>>706021110
>off by one
Dammit
>>706021110
Sonic's.
It was mathematically proved.
>>706021234
Honest question trainbro, if you could do a giant turd like the ones posted in this thread, would you ever do it? And if so, how big would you like it to be?
>>706021386
Now you're going a bit far.
I don't think i would want in-flush-able turd.
No thanks.
>>706021579
>Now you're going a bit far.
Sorry, was it too personal? I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable trainbro.
>>706021738
No problem...
I hope you're aren't fantasizing me having turds.
>>706022045
Of course not, It was purely a question out of curiosity.
>>705991918
Why am I here again?
>there will never be an animated Sonic the Hedgehog special based on this thread, in which Sonic and Knuckles attempt to outdo each other by producing bigger and bigger poos.
>>706022284
To witness the beauty of Sonic and Knuckles rivalry reborn as a shitting contest.
Hey Trainbro, you stickin' around a little bit longer? If we make it to 300 we could use a second screencap of all the posts after the 200th.
>>706022615
Yes i'm still there, just monitoring other threads.
Sonic-related porn usually summons me.
No problem for the 300.
>>706022824
Cool.
Rare picture of Knuckles taking his smallest crap to taunt that sonic faggot.
Get over it, Sonicfags, Red Enchilada takes the biggest poopitypoops without even trying.
Bump
>>706023179
Knuckles you faggot, you couldn't even clog a river.
>>706023561
You show me Sonic trying his best when I show you Knuckles doing the minimum he can.
Good try though.
>>706024024
Who said he was trying. Alright Knucklefags, no more holding back. Show me the biggest possible turd Knuckles can create.
>>706024024
Geez, Knux, you sure are taking your time. This better be an impressive load otherwise I'll start calling you "Chuckles".
Things are slowing down and we still have over 50 posts to go...
Knuckles, you pathetic-sized turd maker, where are you!?
>>706024147
Sorry he has to hold back to avoid tearing apart the very fabric of existence or his butthole.
>>706024612
Sir Knuckles told me to tell you not to be impatient. He knows you like good things and that you're a man of taste.
I can offer you the sub-Average knuckles poop though. On a daily basis, he shits several poops comparable to the known universe.
It's impossible to capture the moment when knuckles unloads his very best poop because it goes beyong our dimension and fills the infinity of other ones.
You all should be thankful because lord knuckles avoids to let you drown in his godly crap and keeps your pathetic universe running.
Hurry up, Knuckles, I'm beginning to crown...
>>706025471
I can't even see Knuckles there. How do I know this is not shopped?
>He knows you like good things and that you're a man of taste.
Tell him I said thanks. I really appreciate the effort he puts into his logs, and tell him even though I love Sonic's dumps more, that Knuckles makes amazing ones too.
In fact, this war has gotten a little silly. Both Sonic and Knuckles make godly poops; there's no need for it to a contest. But Sonic was working on this one last turd and he can't hold it back any more, but after this one I think we should ease up on the pooping for tonight.
>>706025705
Wew... I couldn't hold that one back any longer. Thank goodness it was only a smaller one!
>>706026209
You'd need to zoom a lot than your computer can process to see knuckles but he's there. You know a Knuckles and his heralds wouldn't lie to such a fine young fellow.
You are right this has to stop. We need to appreciate the fact that both our lovely Knuckles and sonic provided us with wonderful poopity pooploo poops.
Sir Knuckles hereby invites everyone in this thread to have the End of war celebration party in this very thread at 300th post P.M precisely.
>>706026732
Definitely, but we need some more posters here since it's nearly 4 Am where I am and I wanna go to bed.
Hey Sir Knux! What does it feel like to pass one of your gigantic ultra turds?
>>706025471
Also I just noticed:
>Sorry he has to hold back to avoid tearing apart the very fabric of existence or his butthole.
>or his butthole
Are you saying there's turds so big that not even Knux can handle them?
Crap, page 9? Trainbro, post an image!
>>706027667
Thanks, we were getting dangerously low here.
I wish things would speed up a bit around here though.
>>706026944
"It feels great! The whole experience of having my butthole stretching to such gigantinc proportions is amazing, by every sense of it. From the touch of my anus to the smell, to the visual experience to the taste, to the sound it makes and the spiritual explosion of my 3rd eye.
All my chakras open at the same time. Actually Sonic told me he had a similar experince. We then proceded to taste our shits to experience even greater levels of spirituality."
>>706027356
"Oh course tearing my butthole apart wouldn't be a problem since it can regenerate and it doesn't really hurt anymore, it would just imply bleeding and thus would lubricate my poop more. Which I do not want because Enchilada blood is a health hazard and I care about earthlings"
That's all my master had to say
>>705987079
Yeah; but Tails has two assholes.
>>706028051
Show me his twin turds then.
>>706027816
Interesting. Does his godly turds smell good? I imagine instead of having that gross smell normal poop does Knux's would be incredibly divine. Same with the taste; would they taste like an actual food instead of being really nasty?
Also, if he doesn't find it too personal, can I ask more about the anal stretching? Is it weird to be able to feel it yet have it's sides so far away from his body? Can he feel every little bump and crevice of the turd as it slides out? And what sound does it make that you mentioned?
>>706028051
>>706028244
And even if he can make two turds at once, are they huge?
Hey Trainbro, what do you think of the recent events that have transpired?
>>706029053
Uh oh...
Sonic's preparing for the Big 300...
>>706029327
It doesn't look so big
>>706028471
"The smell of godly turds is just slightly different from a human turd. No human can smell the difference but the Godly turds emits a perfume that godly beings are quite fond of."
"Nothing is to be hidden my child, I'll answer all of your questions! The stretching is as easy as gaping a human butthole but with different proportions. The sensations are on a completely different levels. Also, the taste is amazing. It tastes like the caviar of poop without any risks of parasites because I'm a clean enchilada. To come back on the stretching, since my anus is approximately billion times more sensitive than a human's I cum just to the thought of having to poop on a daily basis. I can feel the very shape of my poop slowly coming out yes. The sound it makes is like the missing piece of the unfinished symphony"
>that last minute bump
This was starting to play in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
>>706029409
It's gonna be as big as most of these turds have been, it's gonna be a bit more practical for the purpose it serves. Knux and Shadow are helping out too!
>>706029425
Sounds like a truly amazing experience. What a shame I'll never be able to experience it.
By the way, what did you think of Sonic's last turd? >>706026679
>>706029628
Whoops, I meant "not as big". My bad.
Has Trainbro left us?
>>706029053
Sorry had to go inactive for a few moments, what recent events ? IRL events or this thread ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Heybq1s79Y
>>706029967
I mean, we're so close to the Big 300 now but the thread keeps falling down in the catalog and my posts aren't keeping it up anymore.
muh quads
>>706029998
You just described the plebs who hate these magnificent droppings.
>>706029771
You can ascend as a god too my friend. You have to make 5 Sonic OCs hold hands around you and you'll be able to take god poops. Gods are generous and let everyone try to get on their level.
Of course the first poops will be painful. Awfully painful.
>>706029987
In the thread, regarding the last turds of Sonic and Knux and how they decided to end this silly fighting and acknowledge each other's fine abilities.
>>706030098
Kek
>>706029967
Still there, i was inactive.
>>706030168
But they'll be worth it, right?
Also, that picture... Knux holding in a big one?
>THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>706030252
Sonic clearly has more abilities than Knuckles. He runs faster than him, so he shits bigger than him.
'Nuff said.
Just got 3 oversized pics in a row, gg 4chan.
>>706030338
Oh yes, they will.
>Takes first godly crap
>OH MY G...ME it feels awesome FUCK OH FUCK
>I don't think I'll ever feel this again
>Takes second godly crap
>Good heavens, this is even better
Godly craps are made of pure exponential escalating ecstasy
>>706030431
Say, what's with the filenames? They aren't aimed at us, are they?
What the fuck guys.
>>706030644
No they aren't aimed at you, just decided to pick these ones i don't know why.
>>706030397
>>706030751
>being this late
>>706030900
Sorry, Trainbro, the second reply was meant to be for >>706030676.
Anyway, we now have 10 posts to go! Sonic, Knux and Shadow are all ready for the grand finale. Hope you're all ready!
10/10 thread
>>706030900
>implying
I've read the whole thread faggot, I'm only commenting on how fucking weird this shit (no pun intended) is.
Hey Trainbro, sorry if it's a bit more work, but after this thread hits 300, would you be able to do a third image that compiles all the turd pics, since in the archive pic the images are kinda hard to see the details of? You don't have to but it'd be great.
>>706031205
No problem, i'll do a compilation.
>>706031394
Cheers bro.
>filename
Would you say this thread was more enjoyable?
>>706031487
Yes. Sonic X is what made me want to exterminate Furries again. And also why i get ultra triggered when seeing Sonic related porn.
For short, my mother found some bag and i looked in it.Two collector DVD boxes of Sonic X. Made me curious about the show, i asked some friends if i should, they said yes and i did. And thus for the next three days (I really had nothing to do other than that) i watched the whole show.
>>705987079
Fuck no. Sonic is a speedster so would burn through what ever he eats fast using more of it, unlike knuckles who would build more bulk leading to massive shits.
>>706032008
You're a bit late to join this argument bro. About to hit the Big 300.
Also you haven't taken into account how Sonic eats a lot of chili dogs.
>>706032198
At least i got something in.
He'd need to eat a lot because his metabolism would be in overdrive and his body would need to absorb more of the chili dog then anyone.
HAPPY 300TH POST! WE DID IT /b/!
Three hundred posts of Sonicy Turdy Goodness. I couldn't have done it without all of you guys. Especially Knucklesfag and Trainbro, you two are the best.
>>706032530
Nah, it's cool bro. Thanks for being a part of this amazing experience.
>>706032579
Thanks ! I'll be making a compilation soon.
>>705999222
Chek'd as fuckkkkk
>>706032579
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON
>>706032817
Great thanks. Might wanna take some snaps when the thread hits around Page 9, so you can save as many posts as you can.
>>706032817
>>706032981
Wowzers, it's Page 8 already.
>>706032981
No problem, with 4chan X i'll have the pics even after they disappeared.
Just keep the thread alive.
>>706033147
gut u fam
>>706033147
We can't unfortunately. 300 is the bump limit. The threads gonna sink until is disappears now.
>>706033147
Alive
i am eggman you are inferior ok sonic is poopoo i am great goose egg the golden one ok dont mess upok OK
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Page 9. Hey Trainbro, if the thread dies before you post a link to the caps how will I find them? Any threads you typically lurk in so I can ask for them later if I miss them?
>>706033465
Just be gone forever and there'll always be a part of you missing
Knuckles' herald here I have the proofs of my God's work.
>>706033465
I typically lurk Furry and R34 threads (monitoring) or i'll just make a "continuation" thread.
I opened all the pics so they are saved in my cache.
>>706033721
Nah no need to continue. I'll just ask for you in a furry thread in the next few days.
>>706033621
Yeah?
>>706033776
Cool. Thanks.
