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204 here
780
306 reporting
>>705962916
403 been up for 3 days ....
>>705964941
403 here, have perc, will share
>>705965273
would probably just knock me out. been trying to end a 3 day coke binge. Up in the SW though
>>705963226
Ayy what city
905
506
>>705965411
err lower Christie area SW. kinda. Bit of a bitch to explain.
>>705965411
We can always even it out with hard liquor
604, one of the few surviving white people. Please send help
>>705966142
Amen lol. 3 days doing that as well heh.
>>705962916
516 imma call ur bitch
>>705964633
306 where
>>705966627
Regina
Saskatoon reporting in
Shitty little town in the asshole of Alberta reporting
>>705967101
What? you in Chesterslew or something?
204 here jets win!
>>705962916
204
need jib/meth
plz help
>>705967196
>>705963226
ah weenuk boi
780 here
Think we're getting snow before Halloween?
>>705963226
>>705967196
Just got home from jets game, trading 204 nudes kik lmaosus
613 Trenton
>>705967803
haha i was there too. i have no nudes to trade
>>705967180
No, Cardston. Fucking shoot me.
>>705967590
get the fuck outa here u welfare meth head
>>705967725
Hope not - summer was rainy as fuck though so who knows what will happen
>>705968379
im actually a janitor but k
>>705968331
B-but your guys city centre is a big ring road with a tree. lol. Yeah fuck that place. Had to spend a week there when I worked with shaw cable.
I feel for ya. Have some tits
250 kamloops here
905, St.Catharines
>>705968450
I know I had to defrost my windshield twice last week.
306
>>705968622
Same /b/rother!
What's up?
>>705963243
Sup, Whyte here
Kelowna here
>>705968691
Another edmontonfag jumping on this thread... I think we may survive until november this year.
Fuckin team canada there bud!!!!! World Cup winners! Hockey is out game. Going our for a rip are yeah bud!???
>>705968911
or lack thereof
>>705968780
Not much, relaxing and watching netflix till I need to pass out. You?
>>705968801
Used to live near there, in Garneau Bay. Moved west though. Hows life?
>>705968622
Every time I see a St. Kitts person, they never reply. Here's hoping!
>>705968911
Cute.
I'm just chilling with some scotch, my friends wanna drag me out to hudson's but I am not feeling it.
>>705968937
Everyone seems so afraid of this winter. We didn't even have one last year. I'm gonna stay positive till I wake up and see the 4 feet of snow.
>>705969017
Basically the same. Swiping through Tinder trying to find some girls too haha. What are you watching?
>>705969039
Been good, /b/ro, just been on vacation. Between jobs but saved a fuckton of money. How's westlife
>>705968170
lol, should've been 5-1, staffords shot totally went in
>>705969130
So long as it doesn't snow until the 22nd. I don't want to switch to my winter car until I'm done school and done driving in the city.
>>705968963
American spotted
>>705968570
Thanks no tits here since they are all Mormon.
519 here.
>>705969194
Not bad, can't complain. Headed on vacation actually in a couple weeks, pretty pumped. Gonna visit san fran for some work conference
Hey bros where should I move in Canada? Needs to be somewhere with good transit I can get to by bus
>>705969156
Zootopia. Fiancee was half way through it when I woke up and was like, "We're gonna need to rewind this, you need to watch it."
604 / 778 here
>>705969329
You guys have a church on like every block .. kinda lol. It's pretty fucked up.
any 780 bros have pics of raver girls? lotsa hot ones in edmonton,,,Reanna and crew come to mind
>>705969430
Vancouver has good transit, but you're gonna be poor as fuck. Left there a few years ago and moved to alberta.
I legit have well over 700+ photos/videos of my ex girlfriend from Saskatoon of her nude, paying with herself and pornos we made and I WOULD post them all but they are all on my old piece of shit android phone that has crashed and won't work anymore. If somebody knows of a program that can access media from a phone with no service connection I will post them.
>>705969374
Awesome, all the best! Went there 6 years ago with the boys on a road trip.
>>705969435
Nice, enjoyed that movie a lot. Might rewatch now that I Know it's on Netflix.
>>705969565
Thanks man. Haven't been there before, but I hear its really nice. Looking forward to being there on someone else's dime too lol
>>705969539
Meh poor here, no jobs. Half thinking of hopping a train and heading East
>>705969493
so many sluts in Edmonton. I know a raver girl crew who took nudes together, hot as fuck
WHERE ARE THE 416 NUDES?
>>705969766
>Meh poor here, no jobs. Half thinking of hopping a train and heading East
How far east ya planning on going? Toronto east...or halifax east?
not sure if I should hit up the pub or not. Doubt i'd get kicked out but god im not right of mind.
>>705969890
Southern Ontario East. Heard not much work the farther east of Montreal you go
>>705969607
biggest pain in the butt is that there's a bunch of movies I want to watch that I can't while others are awake, mostly because they'd want to sit and watch them all the way through, rather than passively while doing other things.
>>705969361
Anyone here with the full set, from 780
24 m Toronto with a nice big cock.
kik: saskari1
Man.. You're all from who knows where. No major cities here? I'm 514. Probably a bad time to make a thread, or maybe the perfect one? Why is everyone awake anyways?
Me, I just finished my double shift work. Soaking in the bath. It's killing my feet but the money worth it.
403 shred deer
>>705970361
only 10:30 here. No reason to not be awake.
I've got some great 416 to trade. If anyone's interested, email me at [email protected]
Lots of girls from the east side, in and around the Beaches.
902 caper
514 reporting in
>>705970361
If by major cities you mean provincial capitols, St.Catharines is the biggest city in the Niagara area. Next closest major city is Hamilton.
Also, just killing time, shift starts at 10, so sleep at 3.
>>705969549
Saskatoon here. Fuck. I had nudes of my ex too, but I deleted them a while after we broke up. We stayed friends.
Lets post something interesting other than area codes? How about age, job and something kinky you're into?
613 as of July. Used to be 780. Miss the fucking western provinces.
>>705970507
FUCKOFF NIGGER. YOU HAVE JACK
DON'T BOHER WITHTHIS CUNT
>>705970301
more?
>>705970701
Finally. Where about? Never met anyone on 4Chan from mtl b4
>>705970945
Hochelag mah boy
>>705970028
Damn, I know what you're saying man ;)
any oakville anons?
looking for Barrie ON nudes, help a brother out, got lots to trade, also curious about thunder bay nudes
306
shell lake
>>705971353
not from Oakville but would love nudes from Lauren Owkzar or however it's spelt
>>705970816
I have a lot. If you want to find out how wrong this guy is, email me and I'll send you a list of names.
>>705970507
250 Vancouver Island here
>>705971137
Too far.. Me, cdn.
I'll try it. Maybe it'll catch on.
Age - 28
Job - PubliSac
Kink - anime? (Just testing waters)
>>705965273
yo i want some of those percs, contanct info?
>>705971391
im from barrie, wanna see my dick?
905
Durham Region
Wicked Whitby
>>705962916
903 representing
Another Saskatoon here, looking for wins!
306
>>705962916
fuck the snow beaners
>>705972319
Regina here
Let's get some 306 nudes flowing. Got lots to trade
>>705971503
nope, looking for sophie nairn
Newmarket main st , 26 year old guy , down to blaze if your cool
>>705972722
that dude's a bit chunky to wear that dress
>>705972439
Let's get er going! 306!
>>705972812
welcome to the 306
>>705964633
>>705966627
>>705968731
>>705971408
>>705972182
>>705969549
>>705970724
>>705972078
Fellow 306 Checking in. Regina
613, Brockvegas
fuck this town, and no i dont know where to get pills lol
>>705972884
Name?
More Amanda!
>>705972980
got any nudes?
>>705972975
why doe sit seem like every 306 is in fucking regina
>>705973091
Stoon here
>>705973200
Hey what's up?
>>705972975
Aand forgot a picture...
>>705973244
lol nothing, have any naked pics of local girls?
>>705973244
Post nudes bruh. This is Saskatoon wtf else is there to do
Shittastic 807 here.
>>705973076
Maranda? I think?
>>705973479
thunderbay?
any wins?
>>705973518
The shittest place on earth.
>>705973679
any fuckin wins of local girls?
705 here faggots
>>705973808
One or two.. Nothing that great
403 Calgary still here but heading to the bar soon if anyone winds up Shillelagh's near Simcoe.
>>705972884
moar
>>705962916
Any 250? North island here.
>>705968780
>>705969017
905 too! st catharines as well
>>705974200
250 kamloops here
>>705974236
Awesome, though rainy as of late.
>>705969355
whaddup! where at? windsor for me
>>705974314
First name? Swear she looks familiar.
>>705973250
Also another. 306/Regina
>>705974328
Jesus thats far, was just over that way in cranbrook hunting
>>705973941
share amigo!!
Some more 306/regina
>>705967725
Where in 780
403
>>705965549
Where in the 905?
I'm in Hamilton. 20 M I'm horny. Who would let me fuck their ass?
>>705974674
i moved to BC last year but st kitts is home
>>705971899
Aye lmao bud what's bumping
>>705966707
306 Regina too
>>705966169
same here brother
>>705963243
I'm literally sitting at Sherlocks at UofA right now
Yo who's chillin in 905 shitby tonight?
>>705969442
same
>>705973091
I am 780/306.... Happiest place on earth Lloydminster. Also the closest you fuckers can get to a strip club is here.
>>705973479
Holy fuck my home town. What a shitty place.
>>705963243
Good to see a few /b/ros from the area kicking around here
anyone from thornhill?
Any 613 know my friend Jade from Douglas. Shea from 780
any 604/778 vancouver fags
>>705971618
Ayyyyyyy
778 Victoria here
>>705976498
I'm in Wicked Whtby
>>705971391
Who do you have?
519 kw here, have pics to trade if anyones interested
>>705977247
I've got nothing to post, but I'm interested.
>>705976771
Jade L, in military?
>>705970361
514 too, where ya work
>>705977247
I don't have any 509, but if your girls are hot I can trade some 416
>>705977647
yo 514 here bruh , im downtown vieux port
>>705976253
Post dick
>>705977688
Cool I work on st cats
>>705977942
dope man which store/place?
>>705977774
Show me some ass :p
>>705977993
5 guys
>>705978109
nooo way yo thats the best fuckin shit ever , i live right beside 5 guys in old port
>>705977511
well thats no fun
southern ontario vola:
/k_ui6i
>>705978248
that's sick, if I see you around I'll get you a free burger
>>705978442
bro txt me ill smoke u up in return 438 8O1 2254
>>705977101
Nice. Where abouts
905 hamilton
>>705975965
Who is she anon?
403 here too, so am interested.
403 checking in.
Any 403 nudes?
>>705978670
Garden and Rossland
>>705978739
Same
>>705968582
The ass hole of bc
>>705968855
Me too. Where'd you go to school?
204 here
>>705978853
Oh hey not bad same here. You get out to ronicks at all?
>>705978866
Stoneycreek, whats good?
>>705978797
403 here
where abouts?
got a bit to trade
>>705979178
Calgary, you?
Don't have anything to trade, just looking for anything local really.
>>705979178
also 403 calg
>>705976343
Yo i live in an appt right next to southland mall
>>705979757
Hey anon, small world!
You have any Calg nudes?
>>705979362
>>705979757
Dang im more red deer area
heres some calgs love anyways
>>705979971
not anymore
except of myself hahah
>>705979178
so many 403's, no 403 nudes
>>705976107
The nice part.
Lmfao...there is no nice part!
604 here, Hongcouver
>>705966169
Today a Chinese guy in one of my uni courses said babies are made when THE MALE SPITS ON HER. I know there's no sex ed in China, but that blew my mind.
Fucking chinks man. They know math well, but are a disgrace in any other category of life.
>>705980088
Yeah, I'll pass on them if you don't mind mate.
Unless you're a femanon that is.
>>705980065
Cute, any more?
>>705980093
Yeah, it's killa.
>>705980093
dont want to let the boys down
>>705980088
haha well hey feel free to post those
>>705976821
Yup. Dunbar here.
>>705979109
I was there yesterday!
>>705970001
Ontario is full of assholes. Straight up. Sounds like you'll fit right in here!
>>705980569
Nice! M/f?
>>705980691
Male - 27
You? Male I'm guessing.
any 418 fags here?
>>705976429
Didn't think that there was a Sherlocks on campus...
>>705980811
Aww...you dudes are gonna suck each other's dicks...pics plox
>>705980410
nice!
>>705966169
Fuck off there is so many of you white pieces of shit here. You guys are like a fucking cum stain in this city (Excluding Surrey/Richmond)
>>705980908
Guaren-fuckin-teed!
Sorry, don't know how to post pics. I'm a knewbee.
another 604/778 here fags. Ask me anything
>>705980811
Noce dubs and yeah I'm a dude too. 20 years old
780 reporting
>>705980933
>>705980410
>>705980093
>>705971618
Idk how you do the number shit. But i also live on the island
905 McMaster U
Nice to see some other Deadmonton fags.
306 moose Jaw here help me
Any more 403 nudes? I want to see nudes locals in my area without clicking on that flashing advert.
>>705982315
Kate (3.2 miles away) has sent a chat request:
"this site says ur nearby...wanna hook up at my place?"
>Cancel.......................................Ok
Where's those whitby nudes at?
>>705982808
Accept. I'm always a sucker for "Kates"
403 checking in.
778 reporting in, maybe some day a qt3.14 femanon girl from my school will end up seeing this. Wishful thinking.
Don't even underage b& me motherfucker I got held back a grade.
>>705981177
Where abouts are you?
>>705981234
780 boys
Remember to vote everyday leafs.
https://worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/
>>705981379
are you fucking retarded?
it is your area code
Murica Trump Wins
>>705984455
super kek
>>705968582
Ayyyyyyyy what up? Kammy here too
403 here
905 sluts
>>705985520
Wow, cute chick!
Where abouts is she from?
Also, more please!
>>705985753
strathmore and i think i have one or two more of her.
>>705985923
Nice. Dump all you have anon?
>>705966882
Saskatoon here!
Another 403 here,. Any Banff nudes?
>>705986047
that was it, will bump thread with more 403s though. would love if anybody else had more strathmore wins
>>705986155
>>705986273
>>705986301
519. London, Ontario.
>>705986322
>>705986367
>>705986404
403 at chinook station
>>705986749
>>705986679
kek, really?
Where you off to anon?
I leave and 403 busts out lol. Calgary brothers and sisters what is going on?
>>705987779
someone come chill in Simcoe/Christie
somones gotta have whitby nudes. also anyone from brooklin here??
>>705988167
I'm in Whitby... Close close...
No homo...
>>705988296
which part fam?
>>705986344
Got any Paulina W.?
>>705987779
booze and coke is lonely alone.
>>705988453
Yeah... I'm in that scenario right now,
With how slutty the girls from whitby and shwa are, i'm surprised you hardly ever see the nudes from them on here
>>705988332
North Whitby.
Close to Brock and Taunton.
>>705988520
Shit sucks heh. I won't go on about my night but I just wanna chill.
>>705988545
sluts like wendy g from whitby should have at least 100 out there
>>705986679
Wheres your destination?
Fuckin hate Chinook, full of little cunts.
>>705988801
Dude... Same boat...
Shoulda just waited to until tomorrow to grab but had a beer while watching World Cup and then got delivery.
Almost 3/4 through my Half-B and 7 tall boys deep.
Not tired but super restless... Just keep going out for butts.
>>705988744
dope im from brooklin
>>705988983
Oh no im all good. Just saying im all lonley and shit now and apart from me playing some vidya and yelling at shit I dunno.
>>705989135
Smoke a doob.
>>705989102
Yeah, I figured as much from your original post.
Whats your age?
>>705989223
Would if I had some. Only got coke and booze atm
>>705976765
I'm near. M tho
Moved to Ontario my boys last week still have not made any friends in College. Anyone wants to drink and hang around ? Indian here
>>705989260
19 man u?
>>705989390
which college?
take this CANADA
http://cheesespin.net/
>>705989390
Cool story bro....
I'll just search the entire province for you...
>>705989411
29.
>>705989471
nice man. hows life for ya?
>>705989446
>>705989505
Meh.. Could be better. Having a blast at your age until like 3-years ago.
All my best buddies started moving out East to Bowmanville and Newcastle. Most of them are married and/or have babies now.
We all still good friends but see each other like once a month. And, I'm not too keen on driving to Bowmanville just for a beer.
So end up going to the bar by myself or drinking and doing some blow at home... Meh.
>>705989437
>>705989455
London,ON i don't know how you get that number shit you guys post here
Fanshawe College
Anyone from 306 Regina?
>>705989709
Sounds vaguely familiar heh. Barring I usually have buddies when im doing drugs
>>705989827
>>705988983
Either or.
>>705976979
Victoria as well awh yea
Native Syndicate reporting in 306
>>705989750
Here
>>705989901
pic is how I feel
>>705962916
Still can't believe we elected Mr. Potato head too take selfies and send our money to foreign countries that our grandchildren may not out live the debt from.
>>705990043
Saved.
>>705990043
That better not be an old joke :P
so Calgary what the fuck you up to tonight?
Vancouver island here.. hoping we get snow this year. Anyone feel like canada has slim pickings when it comes to bitches?
>>705990380
It's not. I feel like a douche drinking and doing drugs on my own. But yeah these nights happen.
>>705989742
226 i guess
>>705990532
>]
Haha, yeah, I'm just fucking around... Tomorrow will be a write-off and then hitting it hard in Oakville for the weekend.
>>705990462
Drinking and trying to find nudes.
You?
>>705990736
>>705990766
Yeah I know I got partying to do tomorrow, but I wanted to chill tonight as well. Working ones way down an 8ball is fun but only so fun lol.
>>705990876
It's only fun for the like the first one or two rails...
Then it's just urghhh.
>>705991006
Nah. I wouldnt be awake for as long as I have been nor would I have finished all the booze ive done the past 3 days. Also I bet I couldnt type at this point. It's all good. Otherwise id be like my pic.
>>705991202
I wish I had a joint. Atleast that would knock my ass out at some point. I have like 1 single hoot which makes me sad.
